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# Schrodinger's cat
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Is he? Is he really?
Unless you mean the original creator of Garfield can fit in a small box...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# RIP ilovehorses?
Didn't it just change url?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# It's raining ham, halleluia
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Large, small, purpose-built
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hmm
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# the publishers have decided to stop publishing the mag so globally the ilovehorses site will go down soon
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# But what about all the girls - and boys - who love horses?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Pity, accidentally blasting the house with that tune has become a habit
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I hereby serve fair warning
I'll be trying at least one more time to catch out a few unsuspecting b3tans who really should know better.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# really, just the once
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Been caught a few times eh?
:)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# It's ok
I have the mp3 somewhere, I can put it on youtube I guess
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ok sorted
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Good times
*taps watch*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# wait sorry that was the wrong link
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# WATE
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hello again!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Schrodinger's cat exists in an non-determinate state
which ceases when observed.
I'M JUST SAYIN LIKE.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# yeah but if you leave it in the box for a few weeks you can be pretty sure its dead
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# mine nearly was
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# :)
As good a place as any for this piece of shit, too:



I AM NOT ASHAMED
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# pffft
(parp)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# the pipes of pan?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# PAN DOES NOT HIDE IN BOXES
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# better than anything
jim davis could ever imagine
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Yes, you heard me right my luv. Fisting. F-I-S-T-I-N-G...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# oh god! his teeth!!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# what's wrong with his mouth?!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Too many Werthers
:D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
Werthers crystal meth
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha......*checks FP*
...not there yet?...huh!?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# clicking it old school
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Bless you too sir!
:)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:) Bless you
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# sex with cat girls
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Needlessly Erotic Objects?!
also where's fatty gone? or is this his inbound solution, something is going to gang probe the fat out of him?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Box-fetishist, are we?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# guessing at the NEO
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# FLAPS
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# narwhals entering orbit?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Multiple Nuclear Engorged Organs?
*ducks*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# That has no right to be as funny as it is.
XD
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Best of all the Garfield strips.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# schrodinger's garfield
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
this needs to be done.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'm very choosy about my fat wanking men
(that had better be my quote for the week)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Choose me! Choose me!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# It's important to be choosy about your wanking fat men
otherwise it can get messy!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# sex with cat box
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# What sort of creature is that?
Donkey with tits?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I think it's one of the squirrels
though it could be a cat
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hmm, I thought cats were differentiated by their see-through hair
it's so difficult to keep up.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# N.E.O's
Nubile, Erotic Ocelots.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# awaits fatty wanking gif...
Is that not a recurring theme anymore?

Nipple.Erecting.Organisms?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Not since he decided he couldn't go on as a fat man in a sexy furry world
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Alas, he was anhero before his time
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# science fail
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# quite a long time ago ...


Tis his birthday today, apparently; he's 2555 years old.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I need to know specifically how long ago
before I can woo this or yay it... at the moment I'm only prepared to go as far as to say I like it and I found it hard to masturbate to
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# you saying seeing that little bit of one pixel nipple didn't get you going immediately?
you fucking disgust me!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# now your disgust is something I find it easy to masturbate to
...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Now I'm masturbating to you masturbating to his disgust
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I've decided that you can be my moral compass
is it wrong to steal internet from the person next door if they're too retarded to have a proper password?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I can promise to be an exceptional moral compass.
Really? Fucking idiots! Not only should you steal their internet you should piss in their garden as often as possible.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ... okay, good start
... next, they have a netowrked printer... how much of their internet should I use before I get it to print off some really offensive gay porn?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd go for a whole kilobyte.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# why are you not onto your second picture already?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Because god hates me.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# it was suppose to be a reply to Prof.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# What's offensive about gay porn, are you some sort of homophobe?
Is the argument you should use if they challenge you.

Also, who lives there? Is it a couple? If so, you could engender some sort of marital spat with your porn printing leaving you free to make a move on the partner of your choice.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# You are Peter Mandleson
AICMFP.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# By "in their garden", Wasp Box means, of course
"all over their washing".
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# they do have a washing line in their garden
I'm glad I brough all of this up, it's clear what I have to do now
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# If you're lucky
you may be able to piss on their washing from the privacy of your own upstaris room.

edit/ but I wouldn't take moral guidance from Vagabond, he's a right wrong 'un
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
's a right likes to give it up the
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
to give
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Homophobe!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Only because you're so gay.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I can be whatever you want me to be darling

/ac
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# okay
I should probably take notes... I might need to go into their garden with a tape measure to figure out if I can piss on their washing from my house
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# You shouldn't go to too much trouble
that'd just be plain wrong
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Not to mention a bit weird.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I think he's some sort of stalker
I'm not sure I want to be his moral compass after all
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# These days it's referred to as a "moral sat nav" anyway.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# but he/she/it is showing a tit!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I'm so desensitised that I need at least 3 tits in a picture
to get even the slightest incling of a rumbling out of the chap
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I can't believe it's not Buddha
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# this is much better than my reply
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Nowzen nowzen
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# this is fantastic
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# i second that!
*clicks*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Yay
"Spiritualism" trumps science every time, because you can just make up whatever answer you like.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ommmMMMMM figs!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# in roman times Figs were a metaphore for a woman's external genitalia
similar to how we use the term kebab today...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# then it's lucky
Romans hadn't been invented, or he would have found it even harder while trying to meditate.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# 'harder'
Now I want Happy Toast to animate Buddha playing with his tiny little fat man's cock, a la his parodies of the fat cartoonist.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Haha excellent.
And a big happy birthday to Shakyamuni
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# As all atheists know
Spirituality is bunk, as there is no spirit, nor soul, nor gods, nor porpoise.

Now stop worrying and get on with your life.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Haha
oddly enough, that's pretty much what some Buddhists say too.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# cunts
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hey, that too!
Are you a Buddhist?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# No.
I'm just a cunt.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# As all agnostics know
...er...um...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# "Knowledge" is just firm belief.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah
It's much better not to know anything and give credence to every half-baked idea you encounter
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I don't agree
But whatever floats your boat, honey-bunny.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# What, you *know* I'm wrong?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I believe strongly that you're wrong.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# That's just your belief then
I know you're wrong
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# You mean
You believe in your argument, and that the calibration and behaviour of your instruments is correct, the results they give accurate, etc.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# as far as they can be judged empirically and ratified independently
yes
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# So ...
still belief, then.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# you may believe that
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Tray C. M. Inn.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# 1960s Klingon!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# haha yes!
Worf: 'that it is a long story that Klingons do not discuss with outsiders.'

source: www.tv.com/star-trek-deep-space-nine/trials-and-tribble-ations/episode/20919/recap.html?tag=episode_recap;recap


I want to kill myself now
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Afternoon, fella, how's it going?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# nod bad cheers Arch
I've just had a belly full of meatballs and pasta and am trying to look busy at work despite having virtually nothing to do!

How are you, my good man?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# not so shabby, ta
steady stream of work, about to consider lunch, and nowt to really complain about, which is nice
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# have chips with that!
:D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I just got a new tyre
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# \o/
what colour did you go for?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Prof!!!
I went to bog standard black
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# well - it's clear that you've got yourself a classic there
foxy little black number - nice one freebs

how's all the fings and stuffs?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# it's raining here
I love the sound of the rain... also it'll be giving my veg' patch a good drink.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# awww
it's stopped raining
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# oh - it's started again
... this is a brilliant thread.

I'll keep you up to date as things progress, over now to our roaving reporter live in the rain, Mr. KittinSnuggles, what's the reaction of the people there...?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Down here, we have forgotten what rain is.
What is rain?

See!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# In Glossop we got Thunder
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# is Glossop a place?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# yeah it's where a league of gentlemen was filmed
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# good reporting
for the impact all of this is having on the Queen's visit to Dublin we go live now to Galway...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Top of the Gnops!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Strangely, she looks more attractive like this.
Doesn't change the fact that she's manky, over-paid, and over-rated though.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
great tits though
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# this is the face she would pull
when I kick her in the tuppence
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Who was it who became enraged when people left the S off the end of gnops?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I did search and was going to post it then a horse link BUT
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

WTF they changed the page
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# they changed it months ago
the page you want changed, try .com.au instead of .co.uk
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# deagostini are no longer producing the magazine :(
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# thank f*ck for that
maybe the site will stop getting linked
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# :( The day the music died
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# It LIIIIIIVES!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I will set my team of web spiders on this and archive the page
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Or just
right click and click "Save page as"
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Horselinking: it's not big, it's not clever and it's never been funny

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# a summary I can get behind, right there
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# And is this what you mean?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Not sure who was 'enraged'
but seeing as gnops is spong backwards, leaving the s off makes it a backwards pong.
Which is just silly.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# the residents of krapyrubsnif were up in arms ;)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Never heard that one before.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Khal Drogo?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Still would
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# this
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# God no
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# stupid talentless harridan
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# haha, wut?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# *old school lolz*
:)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ooof!
Well deserving of a click, but still... Ooof! =P
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Nice
*Portuguese
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# oops
hardly the worst part of this though :D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
:D:D
*Click*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
*clacks tae feck*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))
EYES WET LAUGHING.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Not sure I understand this.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# This may help...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Haha I appreciate the link
but check out my profile, second pic down. I'm aware of the ad, I just don't understand the use that's been made of it here :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# In that case I take my link back
Bloody con artist!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# It's too late
I've clicked it, now it's mine.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Haha!
Oh you naughty man!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# large lols
big Madie induced lols
: )
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
gold star
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# hahaa
why didn't he think of it before?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Oh god words can't describe how I love this.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# What's Blue and can't sing?
BLUE.


Apologies if you've heard it. I just spat my coffee out over a colleague upon hearing it and thought it worthy of a mention.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# was it worthy of an image?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# What is invisible and causes anger
Not posting a fucking picture on /board


And I'll post this here from going out with the camera last night



CFB
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Did you use ND filters for this? Hmmmm?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# of course
is there any other way to take long exposures during the day?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# U FILTAD!
&c.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I don't think it counts when they are stuck on the front of your camera
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# the darker the filter the longer it takes
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha
oh wait, wrong thread.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's Tuesday,
But you're not new...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Now that's...
sensational. i shall be clicking this repeatedly.

Woo!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# thank you! :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# fucking good
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# thank you
I didn't expect to be on the popular page - next stop; FP! ;)
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# 3 years, 7 months and 25 days
And you still haven't read the FAQ.

There's no really excuse at all for such behaviour, unless you've been in a fucking COMA, in which case I would think you've got more important things to do than post on B3ta.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# what if we are all his strange coma dream
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# So, er ...
"We are all his strange, dream", right?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# his strange sexy dream
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I don't think its quite sunk in, tell us it again in 3 hours
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Don't worry fella, looking at the replies in this thread, your 'crimes' against the holy FAQ are being overshadowed :)
it is a funny gag, and as they say, 'jokes are better than technique'
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# i'm going to need a citation
in the funnyness of that joke.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# well Archie told it on Friday here, so you're asking the right person
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I repeated it from Twitter on Friday, and several people like.... oh, cheers Toasty :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# but wouldn't a joke like that have a limited half life of funnyness?
i think it was also in the PB newsletter last week.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers
Just come back from lunch. Oops
Haven't posted on the wall in over 7 years or so
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# What's openleggy and hasn't read the FAQ?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# YOUR MUM.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# WHYEYEOUGHTA!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# welcome to 2 weeks ago.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
we have a winner
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
i love this
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# That was funny 6 years ago.....
actually, I lied.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# What do you mean?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# What's lame and has FAILed?
openleggy
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Back To The Dec
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Richard Hammond?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Hammond's Organ's Hammond Organ
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Was it stretched in the car crash
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# it caused the car crash
when it hit the accelerator
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I have the same problem
but I have a small penis and drive a tiny car
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# is it the car outside the supermarket entrance? The one that you have to put £1 in to start it up?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# a quid bloody hell that's extortion
it's 50p at the Morrisons near us
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Behold the ultimate TV presenter: Anton Dec
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, ta
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# That gives me the fear
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# the fearhorn?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Yes, I will spluff sheer terror
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Blummin hell ... good work!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha the little one looks like Bob from Sid The Sexist.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# half mong half dong
mongdong
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, hiyaaaa!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I'm SPAR TACOS!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Have I to fetch a rather large pan?
Well, have I? :D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# yes please
I'm starving
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# That's terrifyingly sinister.
*clicky*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# prick with a fork
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Ooo the highbrow-o-meter is twitching
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Yay, AC!
There's not enough AC Grayling shoppery on these boards
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# 'ningles all. Hull please. One and one child.


deris

London Bash


EDIT: Also Raccoons at half mast today. Miss ya mate
:(
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# just leave this at home and see if its there when you get back
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# You've left your children in your Hotel room
To have a guilt-ridden panic attack and turn round to order room service for dinner instead, turn to page 56

to say fuck it, let's party with our friends instead, turn to page 345
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaa
bad man :D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!
you are ian livingstone aicmfp!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Oooooff!!!
:D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Jesus why is she still going on about it?
It's not like she doesn't have any other kids.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# and at any point has either of them said "Yes, we know we should never have left them alone...."
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# "or buried her in the wilderness"
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# A slight case of mind-pissage.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Goto 400
You successfully hide all evidence and persue a lucrative media career.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I bet they flicked through the book to find that page
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# "or murdered her and buried her body at sea in a pre-emptive tribute to Osama Bin Laden."
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# "or let that Paul Gadd babysit....."
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I am more curious as to how she gets so much press attention
when the home office says roughly 210000 people are registered missing in the UK each year.
Granted lots turn up again, but surely there must be a couple along the lines of the McCanns?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# there is but social services normally take the children away from them before it gets to this stage
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Yes but Maddy is a pretty, white, middle class girl, so more important.
EDIT: I say "is" ...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
I'm pretty sure my mother wouldn't have the time to sit down and write a book about my disappearance and not being able to shag my father out of stress, since she'd still be in portugal, looking.

But then, she wouldn't leave me alone. Or shag my father.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
'Our daughter's disappearance and out continuing search for her'

Somewhre in a cupboard in Spain there's a childing forlornly shouting 'Polo! Polo!':P
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# whenever I see that image
I get the impression it was taken just as she realised these men were here to take her away forever
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I heard her dad is a Celtic supporter
and as we all know the Urak-hai eat their young
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Haha, I was just reading something similar on facebook
oh wait, that was you :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I'm Facebook?:O
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Your mother's on Facebook.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I just facebooked your mum
and she loved it
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha! Oof!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# is it as good as the Forest of Doom
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# WH Smith window at the weekend - does the yellow sign
refer to the book or the mother?

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Ouch!
Hahaha!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Dr. Kate MCcann
when she went to the apartment and saw that Maddie was missing, she appeared at The Tapas Bar and the first thing she said was: "We let her down." (there are several witnesses that heard this ), not "I can't find her" or "She's gone missing " or whatever. Apparently "We let him /her down." is a medical term for "The patient died". When questioned why she used this particular remark she refused to answer. It makes you think doesn't it?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:22, archived)
# up and away!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# why's that cat wearing pants on its head?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# because it's flying
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# can't argue with that
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# silly real, its a pilot's helmet!
:)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# bra on head
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# my first gnops
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# and done well
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# thank queue
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# this made me giggle lots
why are you looking at a picture of my cat?

*edit* come on then, which 8 people have just looked at my cat? own up :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I done did
we'll have to have a 'lego off' when my main builder gets home from school.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# grrrr
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Evil Kitteh is guarding the Bailien Overseer
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Evil Kitteh is Bailey
the "Bailien"
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# haha good ol' Stephen Seagul
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# gollum
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Haha
Thats clarse
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Well done
and you spelled 'gnops' correctly so bonus points there.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# so, i'm through to the next round?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# stubbly time traveller
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I bloody knew it!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# so did I
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I didn't
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Fruitini!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Help me I'm rissing - gah I feel dumb!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# starwars
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# morning gorgeous
I just read the Oct 2007 flounce thread - blimey - 4 1/2 years ago. It always amuses me to find myslef on these links
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I'd ask you to link it but I will probably be embarrassed by my own stupidity
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# erm
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Oh right you didn't mean my flounce phew!
;)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# when did you flounce?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# MWHAHAHA Lets find it shall we
Bollocks it's 7 years ago
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Try shieldmaiden but the search thingy is borked
it involved a lot of swearing and pouting

I was young(er)and naïve and I had forgot to read FAQ
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah so I made a new one
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# haha yeah that's cringeworthy :)
I missed just about every ironic b3ta referrence in the replies being new and all. That's why I can sympathise with newbies when they make a screw up as long as they don't continue to act like a troll - I learnt the hard way.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# it's just a messageboard
ha ha, top flouncing!
i don't think i've flounced on here yet, but i know for sure i have on another forum
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# The thing about a flounce is that by the time you realise you're digging a bigger hole
than you can get out of it's too late and therefore obliged to continue in the flounce or /flouncequit. ;)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# yeah but this goes on for a few threads
I take you didn't get on with dutchbird
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I'm nothing if not persistant ;)
As for dutchbird she was ok but like baz they enjoyed themsleves too much with trying to bring a person down rather than reason with them.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Tis a good thing to be persistent
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I don't think I have ever flounced on here
but if I do I want to do it properly
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# dude, why am i getting marilyn manson from your search page?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# is there a 1984 message showing
if there is you are on the 404 page

morningstar-cyberwear.info/b3ta/
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# ah, right
it just shows a head with wings(?)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# War is peace
freedom is peace
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I enjoyed reading this flounce...
It was a gooood flounce
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# is this where "too brown" comes from?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# It's the one you replied to just down there
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Yeah I'm as dumb as a bag of squirrels with no nuts
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# but you're really good at animating and driving Gary Busey, so we'll forgive you
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Busey Driver haha I like that
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# LMAO nice
You lot are just plain insulting, and don't ever try to label and pigeonhole me as somekind of prude for fucks sake!! Learn some respect for other people, I didn't insult you so why do you think is big and impressive to get your fucking kicks out on me?!

By-the-way Baz how old are you? Because you sound like a 12 year old or a least an adult with the mental age of a 12 year old.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Zing!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# d roid dealer?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Oooooteeneeee
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Rules, what rules?
have a Stephen Fry'd potato

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# that po-tay-to isn't fried.
LIES,LIES,LIES!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# next time I'll slice it :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# All I see here is a thread
of people talking about a rule I've never heard of
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# YOU MUST FOLLOW ZE RULES!
there is an awful lot of rules lately some good, some bad, some meh! I say if something has hit bandwagon status then let it roll until the wheels fall off then drag it a little further, piss people off, have a flounce then start another bandwagon - rollin' rollin rollin' rawhide!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
you lot and your desperate attempt to call people nazis

It was a fucking joke. Lighten up
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I AM joking HT lighten up yourself.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# you might not be but
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah I saw that and thought it wise not to respond
As far as I'm concerned b3ta is a fun place on the whole and there are few people who actually piss me off. Those who accuse others of being serious are themselves taking things too serious. Anarchy is fine in good measure but too much or too little is ANARCHY!!! ;) *joke
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# someone needs to have a really good flounce
Haven't seen a decent one for a while
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# there was one on Links that sounded quite entertaining just the other day
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ah I don't really go on links
and /talk is just a waste of time
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# link, or it didn't happen
or it didn't happenedit - FUCK! i just wasted my 2000th post on this
have some sooty and sweep
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING ME A TALENTLESS TWAT!!!!????
FUCK YOU YOUR ALL GAY NOOBS HAVE A SHIT!!

TECHNICALLY I'M A TALENTLESS BITCH!!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# needs more GAME OVER MAN
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Nuke the board from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# it was the best flounce I have ever seen
and the bloody search isn't working to find it
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I had 2 flounces in my early years
but then I stopped taking Baz and Dutchbird too seriously - damn they were harsh days ;)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Found it
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181

And since search isn't working I made my own
morningstar-cyberwear.info/b3ta/
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Epic Flounce
maybe we should have an Image Challenge - to post a picture or anim to illustrate a dramatic internet flounce!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I could see that going sour
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah possibly
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Oh ta
*Bookmarks*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Well, I only come on here at different times of the year
(don't live on here all the time) so it's hard to keep up with what pisses people off and not. I don't think I'm taking myself too seriously--just being cautious. I've seen fights on here before over silly shit.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# RUN HAPPYTOAST RUN
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I would say something but It would turn into some kind of *drama no doubt :)


not a dig..btw
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# what is needed in these circumstances is.....
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# if it's not a dig then do speak your brain :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# You've made me think of The Day Today
which is always a good thing!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# :D
dammit I can't find any speak your brain clips on youtube
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I have The Day Today and Blue on DVD *smugs*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# no brass eye?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Unfortunately not :(
*desmugs*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I'M NOT HAVING A FLOUNCE YOU BUNCH OF TWUNTS
:p Did anyone else see the post yesterday calling us all a bunch of twunts
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
# no, what twunt posted that?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I'll find it
*edit*

Here it is
b3ta.com/board/10422821

And in context
www.b3ta.com/board/10422627

Made me smile
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# People are rude and in return get called twunts
Shocking behaviour
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# pfff
someone is taking themselves way too seriously then. How soon will we be told what shop techniques are allowed too?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
# On sunday the use of filters on photography was mentioned as a no no
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# RPS is shit, give it up.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# you made a picture.
it may not be 'Potato time!' any more, but your image is valid and appropriate to the board.

Bandwagons do drag on too long sometimes, but hell, I'd rather have potatoes than that bloody sloth headed chap.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# no reason to talk about WB like that
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# ^MARK THIS DAY IN YOUR DIARIES
I agree
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:42, archived)
# ^this
Although I don't know who the bloody sloth headed chap is
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I think he means that Flan chap that usually goes hand in hand with freebase
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# this dude?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I believe so better ask Lord Manley to be sure though
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# this
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# It was super-happy potaters time
I wanted to just huggle all of board when I got home late/early to read the lot. Happy times!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# the gay shift are under valued.
they offer a valuable service
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# if it wasn't for gay shift rape would increase by 2000%
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Has he got teh potato aids?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Life as an abdominal aortic aneurysm was not so bad,


except that the hobbits kept on setting him on fire.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# This is distrubing and it is art. You are Tracey Emmit aicmfp
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:42, archived)
# it's not shite enough to be a Tracey emin
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# One for the groaners this morning...
FLEA 12

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:57, archived)
# hahaha now I've not heard that pun before
so I will merely wave the spanging pan in your general direction.

:D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Phew!
Spanging avoided. Narrowly.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Garfeild stay with a people named John and a dog named Odie.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Office groans

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Potato time was last night at 10.30
you know the rules, in and out, no dragging things along, it's not the old school B3ta way

Viva la revolucione
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Yes I saw some of that - was it a gay shift thing?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# a spontaneous attempt to recapture what we used to do
which went rather well I thought
But don't worry, normal service has resumed now
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Indeed. Nostalgia is a terrible thing.
The enemy of progress and development.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# if you see it as nostalgia then maybe
it was more about motivating people to join in and be proactive than repeating a specific subject matter
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Damn it!!
I thought I'd be late, soz :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# and yet not the last
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# There is a DJ on XFM radio in Mordor
who's surname is Dyson, and he calls himself The Dysonator.

Thus he is the scientific definition of "needing a fucking good cockpunching".
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
#
he comes
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Worst. Dice. Ever.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
#
Was dicey to add tentacles in 2 px width. And i'm lazy.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Go on then
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Ahaha. That poor dog owner.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lovely.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought he'd blown his brains out at the monotony of it all.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# One for the boys this morning
Boyle'd Potato
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:34, archived)
# This is a spud I like
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# oompah loompah
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:56, archived)
# One for the girls this morning...
Happy Birthday Peter Hinwood
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:31, archived)
# OK the other pics I didn't mind
but now you have crossed the line, I am offended by this male nudity
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:33, archived)
# What about a VFGWREAM
(Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth)

Happy Birthday Cosma Shiva Hagen
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# This is much much better
Don't play with a winning formulae
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# as the fresh prince once said
'if it aint broke then don't try to fix it'
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Man, That's fresh
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# i bet he doesnt look like that now....he's 64!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:04, archived)

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