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# good morning


too early?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# This is you, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Is there another b3tan who could exude such casual grace in such a variety of situations?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I dont think so
no
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Clan Soul?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Ahahahaha
What happened to him, anyway? He seemed to vanish.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I reckon it was a rare instance of the popular opinion prevailing
in wishing that he would go away. Or at least get into Middle School.

Edit: Or maybe his chin imploded?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I didn't mind him most of the time
he tended to click on my Bernie Ecclestone/Shakira faceswaps. I only put him on ignore a few times when he and killerkitti were filling the board with chatlogs.

Actually she's vanished, too, but I put that down to getting a life. No doubt if we asked Mofaha he'd rightly tell us to mind our bleeding own.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# hehe - quite.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# he outgrew us
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# :(
they grow up so fast these days
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
the world may never know, J Peasemould Gruntfuttock
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I wasn't being arse-y
I've seen this crop* up a lot over the last few days, and was wondering if it actually *was* you... s'all :)

* no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# sorry i didn't wanna come across as a prick
so ive made this for your entertainment. i just couldn't resist

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# You should be careful there...
You'll damage the gimbals in your neck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello ladies. Look at your man, now look at your kettle... Look again...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Haha
ew
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# :D
I'm on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# pfffffffffft
*takes off fire*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Is that a baguette in your hand
or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Apparently I'm sniggering too loudly
since the kids are off to bed.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Atten-shun!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Aw
we need more cats with guns
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# oh? ...ok


ok technically they arent carrying, but they do have them.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# A thing of beauty
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I'm a bit concerned about how exposed it's ears are
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Adjust the curves, man...
You're the photographer, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Want another camera for your collection?
natgeotv.com/se/sonycompetition
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Sony?
There's a brand with no ambition, alas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# So what do you think of the DSC-HX100V?
I'm wanting a good all-rounder - megazoom, good lowlight performance, etc. without having to muck about with changing lenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Not my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I can't really imagine cats signing up to the Geneva convention.
"That's a great picture of a kitten etc..."

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Ahahaha - camelflage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Banzai!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# :D
The only mechanism to handle the 'Vindaloo Ring-Stinger'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I like your picture of a kitten.
Here's a picture of a skateboarding marine I made



made found
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# HUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# awww....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Looks like Muta
from 'The Cat Returns'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Aww
Can I take him home?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I've got something that dimly resembles a kitten on a skateboard for that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


: SPONSORED LINK
Help me I'm in Marketing!

Dear B3ta, my boss put me in charge of
Social Networking cos I'm under thirty and I
used words like 'Digital Channels Strategy' &
'Driving Buzz' in my massively fraudulent CV.
I need 10,000 clicks in a hurry or I'll be fired.
Here's a link to my blatantly faked viral video,
Yours: Billy Shennanigan (P.S. I like horses)

tinyurl.com/22mzqfl
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Now this is how it's done :)

[edit] Though there's not a chance in hell of me clicking that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's not bad actually
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
#


edit: ok i think i get it and i think i'll forgive you for not posting a picture as it's only bullshit that was posted about a million hours ago that's being knocked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# W
TF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Do fuck off kindly
When you get fired you'll have more time to make pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# *gah, just got it*
given the 'compo' damn, my brain is slow this Friday
you get a click for that

at least, I assume it's a gag for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ this
Bit early in the morning for this kind of intellectual stuff.

*shuffles off in general direction of kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# no i still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# B3ta Advertising
but there's still no picture!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# by not putting a picture, he's effectively 'sold' this thread to more people than if he'd put a picture here...
successful b3ta marketing at it's finest
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# But it defeats the purpose of it being an Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# the best challenges are always the ones with subversive entries
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It should at least have been
a jpg of some text.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# probably wouldn't have 'reached' as many people though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# *wakes up*
Eh, what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah agreed but normally that involves images that don't conform to the brief but are hilarious anyway
I'm not saying what he's done isn't good but I really don't want loads of text based entries to follow because now everybody wants to be thought as being very much smarter than thou. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# given the replies he's got so far, I think it highly unlikely that many will follow suit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# loltrolls might
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I clicked
but i doubt you'll get 10,000

I reckon you'll get loads of abuse from people who didn't read this properly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I read it properly but I'm still not going to click the link
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# i read it properly and clicked the link
it just appears to be a broken link to whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com, taking you to some ask jeeves bollocks.

someone please explain

edit: don't explain
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This needs more Nigerian Prince and Bank Account Money Transfers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Wordy TJ
Had a gem recently from (supposedly) a Lawyer in Ghana offering me untold wealth, etc etc. His alleged office was in Accra, which was where I happened to be flying to the following week. Oddly, when I wrote back suggesting I drop by his office when I was in town, he didn't reply.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I too had a bit of spam from Africa telling me I was the heir to a fortune...
I was asked to send my details back in an attachment to them to 'verify who I am'.

I would have loved to have seen their face when they opened the attached PDF I sent in my reply to find Impact font at 72pt with the words 'Fuck off cunty chops' on it.

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# see you in the job line
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
they have scented tampons already...trouble is they smell like flowers or strawberries, sometimes I get bored of sweet scents its about time they incorporated some savoury flavours for lady bits :)


May I suggest sweetcorn ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
#


Edit: Just to clarify - this isn't a negative 'someone making a dog pull a funny face' post, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# i click this everytime i see it
Hummus to the n'th degree
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I'm not clicking that till I see a 4-hour long Powerpoint presentation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# With loads of really 'cool' transitions...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# CONCEPT NOW MUCH MORE VALUABLE DUE TO ANIMATED BOXOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# We have some Keynote phanbois in the office here
and one of them is obsessed by the 'sparkly text' fly-in effect.

It's sooooo awful, and he uses it almost every other slide in the deck.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# WHERE'S MA PICKCHUR?!
also i want to buy some trainers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# don't click it
it's a picture of two fat men fucking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# how dare you
I'm carrying holiday weight
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# This is fab
why is everyone being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I think it's still a bit early
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# The nature of the place
You must have noticed by now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# He's being too clever for his own good
It is an Image Challenge not a "Let's fake a spam-troll Challenge"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I think it's referred to as 'residual self-image'
or maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# you missed the memo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'm being a cunt because
I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# best of all the comestible milk-based food products...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
'massively fraudulent CV'

I really must work on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I couldn't make my CV look good even if I hired a team of Politicians to spin their best lies about my talents.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# We'll give you good references
...sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Dear Billy
Perhaps I can help you. I've just done a quick bit of research and it turns out four out of seven b3tans don't know satire when they see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# And you were one of the three who wasn't caught out because you waited until everybody else replied
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Obviously this is what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I refer my drunken colleague to my earlier observation as to it being a bit on the early side for that level of wit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ^ this
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I know
I'm just being a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# ooooOOOooooo!
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Who says an image
cannot consist of written words?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i got bored. i made a vector.


edit: made smaller to stop stuff happening
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# checks watch
nope it's not tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# i know it's pretty big. but ...
*puts on brooklyn accent*

watcha gon' do?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# OH you filthy ninja editor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# pfft
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# That rainbow looks suspiciously like a gradient
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# it was either that or use the plastic wrap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# plastic wrap the gradient
then we'll talk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# You kinky bugger.
I like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ok. i've even added a lens flare and some wordart
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# +10 points for use of WordArt
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# This is a thing of great beauty
10/10 would recommend again A+++
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Now it's too brown
and I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# too brown????
reminds me of the beginning of this:

www.novamov.com/video/02pqtngkd5bm9
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
All-time winning flounce
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# and the best response in it:
www.b3ta.com/board/7663262
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# yeah i liked pisscrane
by the way, i wasn't flouncing, i just wanted an opportunity to post that vid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# No, I don't think anyone was suggesting you were...
merely showing the provenance of "it's too brown" :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Needs more double rainbow all the way across the sky
But Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Is there a vector in the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed the guy on the evian ad
Looks the spit of this guy here, even has the pose and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Is this the new Nyan cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# this is fab, i have something similar, although not nearly as good
but i'll leave it for tonight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I have just returned from a weekend during which I had to spend a significant amount of time with one of the ideal audience for this.
Hell hath only one further fury, I assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Don't you just love the fact
that some genius has managed to combine the two by having Foxy Bingo sponsor the Kyle show?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# And why do you know this, JPG?
*folds arms, taps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Errr..... umm.....
LOOK - A Lion!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Whoa!
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# This gives me the fear
Money used to be the only incentive for working now it's just to get away from daytime TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Is anyone else getting worried about all these QR Codes?
(dang65, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# She can scan them with her
hands?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# goooooood morning
I'm having a bad June

My exhaust fell off on the way home last night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Oh, feck!
Will Gun-Gum tape fix it for now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# the broken off section is currently sitting in the back of my car
I crawled underneath it whilst parking on a hill, praying the handbrake would hold, while I removed it from its bracket (this is after giving up trying to tie it back up - deciding that it would be easier to take off the broken bit)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Ah noes!
The amount of time I've spent underneath my old cars patching up knackered exhaust systems.

Personal low-point - bodging it together on the hard shoulder of the M6 with 150 plus miles to go, using a wire coathanger on a bracket to support the broken off section so it didn't drag along the road, and then getting progressively deafer and deafer all the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# No. For 2 reasons
1: I am not a tinfoil hatted swivel-eyed loon.
2: I have just used them in a job for a client and they were ACE!


Oh and obligatory "they're heeerrrrrreeeeeeeee"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I think they look rather nifty.
So, I applaud your aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I'm having loads of fun with both QR codes and Augmented reality at the moment.
My office / house is littered with little squares of paper with strange barcodes on them :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I rather liked the GQ (was it GQ?) issue last year
with Robert Downey and a whole bunch of AR content (editorial & advertising). Worked rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ThatGQ thing was the 1st time I really saw it
Here I have a German medieval house on my desk :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I like it - very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# That's lovely
but why grayscale?

Oh I've just realised is this one of those things where you point your mobile at it and it's 3D I though you had made it. This is da foocha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ;-)
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hey you! Good Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha Cheers,
One I had it up and running, I spent the next 2 hours playing with the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] probably not. here's a compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I just treat them like those magic eye pictures
But for some reason, all I ever see is dead people
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ...Usually holding iPhones
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
Verily, you laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
# TJ: Corporate bollocks
Stood behind some trendy lovey in Neros on Parkway just now getting a croissant, and so at the mercy of his conversation with his colleague which consisted of a five minute slagging off of MTV, apparently his former employer; only for him to ask for a receipt for two coffees. What an absolute wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# After admitting that he once worked for MTV
the 'wanker' part is a given, really. What's the betting he aspires to be a Social Media Guru... and that he's got a fixie bike, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# oh dear me.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# My heart truly sank when he came out with this
he had been doing so well upto this point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I'm not worried about them
I think they're just another shit marketing idea.

They've even started putting them on posters around the office, FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# The need not be a shit marketing thing though
We have just used them in an archaeologcal context and they were perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# its the usual thing
of it being used as a lazy tool.

"We need one of those barcode things"
"Why?"
"Because everyone else is using them"

That kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# *verbatim transcript of a meeting with our marketing people
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
Which link did YOU click?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Is that Hitler, top center?
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# what's there to worry about?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Things like this occuring on posters?
qrcode
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# that doesn't work anymore
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Does now.
Particularly when I remember to copy and paste the correct bit of code into the QR generator.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# horse links are still shite, didn't load in time, I win.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# It's a horse link
whoever wins, we all lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
# CREST TOOTHPASTE: IM GETTING HORNEY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I SCREAM YOU SCREAM THE POPE MOLEST ALTAR BOYS
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
# ok
who's comedy account is this?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
# COMEDY I DID LOSE MY PASSWORD
I CANT PROVE IT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A MOUSE MOHAMMED
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
# all time my ass
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# I'm guessing this ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
# HOW WACKY AND RANDOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
# HELLO GORGEOUS PLEASE PUNISH ME
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# go back to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# FEELINGS OFFICALLY HURT
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# ^ this actually
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# And yet everyone seems to enjoy Dekionplexis' posts
And they're equally strange
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Dekionplexis has style though
And he doesn't follow his pics up with a dozen "Hello, I'm a twat"-style messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# needs more sick
....and aids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Here
You can have my sick.
It's a mush of cake and chocolate.
I hope it smells minty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
# i want your aids too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# take my hand as we walk into the valley of death together
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Today I am all out of aids
I shall make more!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# batfink, toilet brush, armpit, neptune
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I quite like this.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Tuesdayist friday EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=58482&board=main

With a little more practice, you will become as good as the regulars around here.

Try adding more Pope and/or Van Damme.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
i can't tell whether or not that was a jab or complement at deki.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# are you related to Dekionplexis?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
mind the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Certainly his style but with none of his humour
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# i think it looks more like a fail version of one of rapitinui's
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# isn't it the dr?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# I'd say his sister dorris...
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# This is what I thought
but I thought people were just in de nile.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Dr Who? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# You just said it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
#
needs more Costanza.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# has he regenerated yet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# not yet but fingers crossed for the end of this series
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# nice to see you again sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
# DWAYNE DIBLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Well, that all appears to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# FFFFFFriday!
FFFFlea!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
# PUNZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
# monorail.......monorail.........monorail..........monorail.......
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
# MOONORAIL!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
# monobrow.....monobrow.....monobrow.....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# *covers monobrow*
stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)
# is it working
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Which is more than I am....
NING REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# dear lord
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# AAAH!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Can I use this please? I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Bee my guest :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# "It's Friday, I'm In Love"
Happy Birthday to Barry Manilow, Heather Mazur and to add some normality back to this Friday, Chloe Jones (Warning: NSFW!).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Feeling a bit Picasso today?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
# I only tweeked Heather a little bit...

and The Barry idea was from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# I can't get Copacbana out of my head now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Oh Mandy..

also NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:43, archived)
# happy birthday baz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
# animal - check. musician - check
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
# pfffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# One more then just for you

*hides in bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
# hahahaha
on a sea animal related note, i had a dream last night that my dog was going for a swin and got attacked by a seal, which later turned out to be a hippo.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I can't help with the hippo but have a hitler-seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# wow she needs one hell of a bikini wax
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
# You're in love with Barry Manilow?
hahahaharumph
*ning
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# You've adjusted the Manilow pic!!!! I know it's his birthday but there's no need to reduce his nose :)
Quick TJ; cycling home from work at 11pm last night I was witness to
the fire burning in the not too far distance and then closer to home a man dies in collision up the road from my house.

It's the apocalypse I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# You are a danger to other road users!

* Where are you going today, so I can avoid it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)
# lol! If I cycled on the road I would be
The pavements are wide enough and un-used by pedestrians for me to cycle a few miles to work without having to drive slowly in front of long distance lorry drivers and causing opening scenes that could be used for yet another fucking Final Destination "spectacular".

EDIT and it's my day off today so cycling can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
# we know where you live
mwah ha ha hah!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:53, archived)
# mwuhahahahaaaa....oh wait there's about 2000 houses around there
"Bomb them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
# or nobble the postman
i'm assuming your post is addressed to Jeccius
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for you, pea for me, pea for 2....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] heh, nice one. i'll pop this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Just popping this in

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] free shipping with purchase
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:30, archived)
# NOTHING SAYS AIDS BUSINESS LIKE AIDS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:37, archived)
# THERE'S NO BUSINESS I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:42, archived)
# NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:03, archived)
# I WANT IT
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:58, archived)
# GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:58, archived)
# BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:59, archived)
# SLURRRPPP
(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:02, archived)
# What lovely think to see when you wake up...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU KNOW YOU HAVE IT & LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:06, archived)
# CURRENT MOOD: TRUCULENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha!
have an old pea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:43, archived)
# IT SICK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] nowhere would be safe
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] not the best, but i'm too lazy to do my other idea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Hahaha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Well huWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAllo there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Hi-Vis Man Fears No Chink In A Wig
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 5:19, archived)
# BABBY IS ENGORGED

Run, run for your very lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)
# I SURRENDER
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:41, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god oh god
THE MEMORIES ARE FLOODING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)
# I didn't do the red eye in post BTW.
Applied to the mirror on same side. JTYLTK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# IWSHYDI,BNIU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)
# This better not be about Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)
# no man, it's about you
everything's all about you, always
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Well fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Could be useful for flashing lights or something.
More for the layering up the effects for some additional depth in effects dept. FKW4,BTII
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Things were said, dicks were waved
let's just move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# oh man so another b3tan died eh
except he was only on /links so it doesn't count

rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Didn't hear about this.
It is true?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)
# yes, and I still fucking hate house music
www.b3ta.com/links/640477

four on the floor doof doof doof around your fucking hand bags eh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:25, archived)
# POLYRHYTHM!!!
I remember some good posts, that is a sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:30, archived)
# really? I don't
 
newsflash: everybody dies, everything you love will leave you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)
# BACON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Ah, it's good in clubs.
I think of it as utilitarian music, it has a purpose and some of it serves that purpose very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)
# clubs are not good
 
not a big fan of overpriced drinks, insipid beats, and retarded disease ridden pricks and whores half my fucking age
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:34, archived)
# I'M JUST WALKING ON MOTHER FUCKING SUNSHINE TODAY AREN'T I
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:35, archived)
#
www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/rehab240.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:40, archived)
# oh that Mr Wiggles!
 
I should probably go look at some kitten videos for a while or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:41, archived)
# AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:41, archived)
# well, give me an hour and a half and I can head on home and get right, know what I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:42, archived)
# I do brother, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (199 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# The progress meter is stuck!
This clip won't load for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# i'm getting nothing at all
maybe it's subliminal advertising
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
# I don't think so.
But if you come within spittin' distance of my porch, I'll let you have both barrels between the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)
# i shall take that under advisment
however, i have an inkling that you don't have a porch
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:52, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Much more welcomed
than gnus and sores!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Well I've probably told this story here before
but one of the first websites I ever made was for a social club for gay firefighters and policemen. It was called "Guns And Hoses".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT SOME QOTW BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# PICTURES
OR IT NEVER EXISTED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)
# ^
* edit* - though i'm not sure why i'm so keen to see gay fireman pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Heh, the guy I met from their group looked like Armistead Maupin
which made me instantly like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:58, archived)
# but he doesn't look like a fireman
btw, did that link i sent you the other week work?
*neither gay, or fireman related*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Ah man that's embarassing, I totally forgot all about it.
I'll give them a listen tomorrow, in fact that will be perfect timing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Such a long time ago.
It was a terrible site too. They'd had someone else design most of it and it was horrible but they wanted me to use everything they had. This was before I learned to say no to clients.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# show us on the doll
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Cute world leaders are cute

Fidel Castro, Mahatma Gandhi, Barrack Obama
Akihito, Evil Tatcher
Abe Lincoln, Pedro I (emperor of Brazil)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)
# abe looks like a grey scale leprechaun
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:37, archived)
# That's why he is upset.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:40, archived)
# i thought it was the cat pissing on his leg that upset him
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Quite.
Akihito is my pick as best one. All good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# The random Happy Gandhi got me into it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Gandhi looks pretty showbiz!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# He is

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Yay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)
# I like the Jiminy Lincoln
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
# i could never eat anything with eyes still on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I made the grandfather of the bride almost die laughing at a wedding reception when I did a bit of ventriloquism with my sea bass.
Those nearby were also amused at the way he was feebly trying to stop the fish stealing the peas from his plate, tears of laughter streaming down his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)
# ha ha!
Many years ago, I was invited to dinner with my GF, her mother, and her mother's fiance. We went to a chain seafood restaurant (Red Lobster) nothing fancy.

I was playing with the tendon inside of a crab claw.

Later, the fiance whispered something to the waitress. After dinner, I was given my own separate bill. :/

Yes: future mother and step-father in-law were sticks in the mud
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Arf!
Seafood puppetry in restaurants is always a win.
Karaoke duets between mussels are good, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I don't get invited to restaurants very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Now I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)
# mum's the word
mum puke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Now I am not
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# but they look like little ninja turtles with severe gum disease
or monkeys with severe gum disease
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
# They remind me of those guys with tiny heads in
that Super Mario Bros. movie.

That's what disturbing.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# haha, yes.
The only thing I remember about that movie is the scene in the elevator when Mario & Luigi set the tiny-headed dudes swaying and thus escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Hahahahaa
That's just wong!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi all!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Sales in Japan?

ahaha - I like your sausage story!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Many thanks!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)
# u kild the bord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Fuck it, I've not posted a new thread in almost a week


It's not worth it but it's early Friday morning and I'm drinking whisky.



De-RIS, pinning all the blame on Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Good for speaking out about this, you're a brave spider.
Mofaha has a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Thank God, I thought I'd broken b3ta
Also, I was kind of banking on Mofaha posting some shops of these people of his own. SHOWS WHAT I KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# I hate when nobody comments on my lolz
well, the truth will come out.
rank sponginess, and blatant filtration
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(is this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i stake my reputation on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# ^this
&no question of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Let's get out the pitchforks
and go round his house and stand outside with flaming torches

And I don't mean gay guys
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
# he looks very competent
and happy in his work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Smug's the word
And if he enjoys having his hand up a cow that much, he's probably entitled to be smug.

This guy looks pretty smug, too, even if no-one liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I spotted him too.
His mouth is too big for his head.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)
# but he looks so HAPPY
so happy he needed a mankini!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# god i need to go to bed
i'm getting up in six hours and i've been drinking whisky half the night. night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha goddamit
I wasn't even here and I got the blame :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:47, archived)

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