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[challenge entry] Hi, I've just moved in next door...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# gives good Head
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
# smug fucker
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha:D
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(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Replaces
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
# You've all gone to bed haven't you. I don't care. Have this.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# REAL MEN DONT SHAVE
Also: Howdy
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# They do.
Hello.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
# They most certainly dont
*bristles*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Doesn't prove manliness.
Proves lazyness.
Richard talk like Hulk tonight for some reason he not understand.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Why not both?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i like a beard, wife does not
there's the rub
edit: or scratch, depending on your viewpoint
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Tell her
to shave it off then.

HA HA HA.

/coat
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Real men not
question why, only do.
Hulk now also Yoda.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# DO NOT BOTH?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# DONUT BROTH!
RESULT!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Mmmmm
Donut Broth, extra holes please.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Eight years later,
I'm still shoveling the same old shit.

That was pretty funny actually.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# i used to have it bookmarked on my old machine
it's a bit of b3ta gold
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# We used to
do nonsense like that everyday.
Ridiculous.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ridiculous
but fun
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# After that display
of comedy genius from all concerned you would have thought Martian would have commissioned a radio script from us.
Did he?

Did he fuck.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# the cunt
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I'm going over
to twitter right now and tweet him that link and point out the error of his ways.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# and shit in his hat
via the internet
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I'm going
to wank in his hat.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# careful
you might get poo on your knob
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
still warms my heart.

:D
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
# haha good find
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I did a little wee when I saw your picture down there
It's so good to see you here.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# If he's talking about shaving balls, then that is doubly impressive
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Thank you
*puts behind ear for later*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
#
this is why i don't shave

Also TJ: Do the Nintendo engineers have a B3ta account?
b3ta.com/board/9207181
techvessel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Wii-U-2-420-100.jpg
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# are you claiming that
they have stolen your idea.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Ah,
all quiet now aren't we.
Coward.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
# needs more rowing machine
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I love what you're doing
Even if it isn't on weekends.

Also, I knew I was doing something wrong. I shave with a chainsaw. And brush my teeth with a stainless steel brush.

Yay.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I like this.
It would also work well in the current comp.
Better than those bloody gillete adverts.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Ten Ducks


This is a sequel to my opus, Five Ducks, which you can see here:
www.b3ta.com/board/10444798
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# MOAR DUX
plz
Listen to this, you shits.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# HOLD IT LIKE A DICK
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# i love you for this
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Steady on you said this to me last night
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# yeh and my feelings are still very strong for you
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# yay
Ducks are fecking mad though. Look into their eyes.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
# This is the happiest thing I have seen all day :D :D :D


I'm not saying they're not evil. Evil things can be happy too.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Y HALLO THAR.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
welcome back you loon, you've been missed.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Hi.
They watch the tubes at work :(
THIS IS NOT UNIVERSITY ANY MORE
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# i've missed you, watl
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
# awwww
I keep meaning to come back with sweet new hummus and then Im tired and have to be up early in the morning.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Much like now in fact.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# This
with a double helping of thick cream and a cherry strawberry on top.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Hello!
:)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hooray!
I missed these.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I found a semi-abandoned cluster of bunkers :P
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Cool...you could organise a clusterfuck there
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Could set up a few raves with a different style of music in each of the 7 bunkers
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# OR we could all stay at home and have a cuppa before bedtime

;)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Good call
I'm going to have a beer, crack one off then head to bed.

Night Board
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Me too

night night
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# rave on :D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Wowsers my bear will not do that
Even after sex
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# If I ever end up DJing I'm going wth this idea.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Moogerfooger? What a wonderful name
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# don't let any junkies find your little base
they'll fuck it up
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] What colour matching algorithm did I use etc...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# no magenta
6/10 see me after class
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# How about this then?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# hmmmmm
i'm going to allow this
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# hmm?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i want a cuppa now
jesus, i'm bored beyond belief. time for food and bed.
g'night all!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] They were all out of blick.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Nelson is looking real good!
Arf!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# hehe blick
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# no Bob Fossil
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# as in Mighty Boosh?
I'm not a fan, so I have no idea what you're getting at.

Unless you're confusing your Bobs.
edit:it appears in the few minutes since I found the source I'd forgotten the guy's name. Which is not Bob, but Philip Davies MP.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Pocket cup
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Ah, suddenly gets what everyone else sees in The Might Boosh
*orders DVDs*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I saw this in Wholefoods today
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Ha, that I like.
:)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Lawyers selling coffee?
How rare!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Almost as rare as coffee machines practising law
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# haha
I recently registered at a new Doctor's Surgery, and they sent through a pamphlet telling me I was registered and who my doctor was. The pamphlet said "Your Doctor is..."

after which the receptionist had written "at the Surgery".

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Risbob Flummoxpants
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# yes, it's a boosh thing
he does look rather like Bob Fossil, who i find deeply irritating.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot off the press!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Who's that, then:
Ryan Dunn?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# SuBo's looking good these days
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# It's got me baffled.
Their censoring is near-impenetrable.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# jack nicholson penis amidst splatter copper aerial mountain range background unt phlamammer chu chu
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# range. subjects. devil. evil. morality. bibliography. edmund ... background. allow. laugh. knew. quoted. distinguish. flawed ... penis. accidently. deuteronomy. comment. pertains. disguised
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# and dats da toof
noo i goota goo
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# gooby dooby do do
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# mit Soozi Kyoo
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# exactly
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# no hogis is safe now
a fine fuckjape

toodle pip

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# who invented the hogis?
i don't think i was here for it's birth, but i've seen it around.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# cockweasle says he did, which is true, but in a much truer sense, eeet was heeeeem
HOGIS DENIED!





sweet sweet hogis (he tho cyoot ^___^)

TA LA
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# he looks like a fuckpig
a gentleman fuckpig
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# When you hot . . . you HOT !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# needs more piss
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# needs more shit
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ex-lax hammers
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# is quorn made of qounkey? like a vegeable meat donkey?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# break in case of emergency
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I feel sorry for that guy
born with just a head and scrotal sac.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Whut ees eet?
*flees*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I understand there is a coach already booked? Any spare seats left on this one?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# there's space in the luggage rack
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# nice shirt
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Soon to be made available at your local charity shop
your his
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I wouldn't be caught dead in a yellow shirt.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Take Ryan's lead:
Live fast and leave a blackened, charred corpse.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
# My lungs are doing that for me.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# a guy on another forum made it
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# so wow
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Jackass
Cleverer than you thought.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Ooof...Thanks to this and google.... I'm not as ill informed as I was before....
And the post further down the board makes more sense.....
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# what, the fishmonger one?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Looks like my spelling goes to pot as much as my brain when I'm tired :-)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# brrrrmm
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Arf!
*BOOM!*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Is it bad that I feel worse about the car being killed then the driver?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# have a shit
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Door three for me
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Suddenly '3 doors down' makes sense to me.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# oh, fuck
i can't choose between doors 3 and 4
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Wake up!
We are still drinking!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# i need to
pissed off today.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# pour me one while you're at it
/also pissed off today
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# 70% absinthe do you?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# perfect!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# that's deeeeeeeeep maaan
i missed the whole 'have a shit' meme thing... explain please
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Mofaha's friend got drunk and posted a bunch of tub girl pics...
...and the system crashed for like 3 hours...so now we all hate Mofaha.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
# XD........ :D

o.k.,...that was all a lie.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
# What's this?
When? I'v not been here and missed all the fun..
What have a shit meme thing...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
# 2 maybe 3 weeks ago.
It was a sex-crazed asian girl.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Looking up it looks like I'v fallen for your tricks again... :-)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# :D...don't mind me...I have drain bamage.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Wish I could use that excuse sometimes...!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Miss Nomore
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
#
i'd leave trap 1 10 minutes
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# o_0
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Read in order from left to right...
That seems like a mans perfect day...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# why should they have all the fun?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I just thought if it were for ladies.. there would be a bit of shopping in there as well ;-)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# very good point
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# and washing up
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha....
I was going to say gossiping as well....!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# and lunching
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# and bitching
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
# and shoes
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# And getting ready.......
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# pah!
i can be ready in 5 minutes!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# No wonder you're always late taking that long..!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# oh, and moaning
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# My day...every day.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
# If you shouted it out loud.. you would sould like a polite Father Jack...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# 2,3,1,4,5
Thunderbirds are Go
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# oh shit...no exit
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# 6 = fire
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# a fine night oot
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# oot oot is the disco call
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# oot n aboot mit me shadow clones
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
# and
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# OCCUPIED
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Comparison doorway
:D have a shit
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this what they're trying to say.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# anal seepage is no laughing matter
although it's nice to see that Velma could still get work after the inevitable sex change
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# that's some serious leakage
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# cockaleeky
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# he really needs a little dutch boy's finger
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# or
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# definitely
especially if the cork's still attached
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Where did you get one of my honeymoon photos from?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# i bumped into your crazy dad keith allen in the pub and he passed them around to everyone there
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# How twating sad are you?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# ^ Chad?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Bottled at The Fountain Of Yutes !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
*click* :D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ERIC FUCKING PICKLES
Or Sarsons.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# well can you?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# You can only dig so deep !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# to china?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Ret's Go !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# "THE WAHWIOOAHS"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeKi7aVqxts the song starts and ends with clips from the movie, great song.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# can you dig this
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
that's some crazy shit
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Hahaha..... remember waching 2 times straight after each other the first time I watched it....!!
Ross out of freinds excelled himself as the leader of the orphans...
Also I can quite clearly see that is not a Chines shovel...!!
www.b3ta.com/links/Lots_of_uses_for_shovels
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# In spades !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Everyone in the club gets one....!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I can excavate that !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I'v heard you're ace at it..!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# In diamonds !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# watched that last night!
what a movie. Fan bloody tastic
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# yep sure is
i've had it on dvd for ages and have watched it maaaaany times.

"WAAHHRIIORRS COMME OUTT TOOO PLAAAY"
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Excellently sampled by PWEI!
Takes me back...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Oops, you set off my PWEI alarm

The D12 video is pretty fucking cool too
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Xtra Ordinary
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
# You've just seen the one that got away !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# BEEG FEESH

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# BEEG FEESH 2
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Too big to handle
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# .
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# coddy!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
# chevron?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# wait, isn't that big richie's brother?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# The chevron fish is a rare species feeding on certain people of the military persuasion.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# damn chevron fish!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It's his little bother . . .
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# chevrontastic
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Just like a sturgeon !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# touched for the very first time
his ass?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# again . . . all time . . .
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Tag and release !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I'm not proud of it
but there it is.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# it bares a resemblance to my cuntfish
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# "drop on the deck and flop like a feeesh"
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *drops on the deck and flops like a feesh*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Tipped the scales !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
# This is why the pool is a good place to keep a shark !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# CATCH O' THE DAY !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Is that the butcher out of corination street..
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# A real FEESH story !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# feesh will fly before they fry
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Bring back the BIG ones and pan fry the little FEESH !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# i find this a little............
.........suspicious..........
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Tastes a bit FEESHY too !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# That's Brill.....!! looks like he was fishing in the right plaice.....!!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# He does have a secret hole !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Not so secret now you've told the internet...!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# The FEESH are out of the proverbial bag !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# They only fooled us that they were in there in the first place...!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Might as well be in first place !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# It was this big \o/
The fish was even bigger!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Size of the size matters of the matters !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
# flie flie feesh budokai
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Lord Of The Flies
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Something that ISN'T furry? Surely you jest!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# this suits my mood
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
# and mine...
Is it nearly Beer Tiem yet?

EDIT: Oh FFS! It's quarter past six! When did that happen and why did no one tell me?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# god, i hope so
EDIT: it happened just after ten past six,we thought you knew.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I'm on my way... Feel free to start without me...

You usually do

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# :)
absinthe ahoy!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# They should go back to using the drachma


(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Would definitely take the sting off national debt.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# why would you want to pay for things with vampires?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Nice style.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I bet they're super furry underneath
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Shit, my cover's blown.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# :D nice doodles
sorry for this threadjack but this is hilarious, look at the image the mirror used to represent the latest 'lulzsec' arrest
COMPUTER
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# is it a new type of laptop?


(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah I saw this before.
If I had a mouse, is it bad I'd be willing to try this?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I've seen some people do that when they're using a usb laser mouse and the desk surface isn't that good.
The laptop surface tends to make a decent mousemat in a pinch.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I'm far more impressed with how they got that gorilla to use that computer.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I liked the manpower story :
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# They saved its bacon!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I wear gloves whilst browsing.
But only because I have toxic spunk.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I bet the owner of that glove shouts COMPUTER: ENHANCE a lot
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# It started out as a little greece fire !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Woah... that's WAY too similar. o.o
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# RIP Peter Steele 4EVa in R HartZ
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Crikey
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Cor.. really like this...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I want a step on skull badge.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# As do I, or a patch.
That, and my logo.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been waiting years to post this...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better
Actually, it's very good and gave me an office LOL
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Don't wait so long next time.
Welcome to b3ta, shop, kitten, chair, etc., etc.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# etc., etc.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# etc.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Topical

PS: Thanks to whoever came up with that handy bit of Javascript in Newsletter 480.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# :D
as I said of Ryan is true for what I'd say about Clive:

I'm surprised he's lasted this long...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# :)
nicely
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# don't drink n clive
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
ffs
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# don't panic
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# He didn't like it up him
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Hahah oh fuck
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# i never really liked that show
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Who do you think you are kidding?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# He was doomed..!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Stocking fillerz!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# With free bridge?
Hallo Ninjarella!
:D

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
:)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
I am having a really Really shit day and this just made me full on office lol!

* Mainly because I used to have one of those...

Thank you Ninj!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Was it any good?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Yes...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# No it wasn't
It was damn near impossible to his the arrestor wire unless you took all the tension out of the wire and 'flew' the jet in at a snail's pace.

And don't get me started on the catapult spring - it was like Arkwright's till: fail to lock it into place properly and it'd have your fingers.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# "like Arkwright's till"
Ok.. so now a appear to have pissed myself!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# My pleasure sir! :)
Christmas Morning 1975: 5:am Super Flight Deck opened

5:20 tears as dad tries to un-tangle the jeffin wire!!

:)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Awwwwww!
Bless you.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I was never any good...
...at teh flying games ;(
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Hehehe...
My fave (apart from Lego, of course) was Superfast cars and track. That and Scalextric (which was bloody brilliant).
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Scalextric through the hamster cage
More fun than watching your grannys teeth fall out!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# My brother had that.
It was excellent :)

Edit: The original game, obviously ;-)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I want that...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
one of my favourite toys from the seventies.
only narrowly beaten by the mattel vertibird helicopter
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
:DD
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] these potatoes are dirty
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha, oh yeah!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# filthy beggers :)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# They don't half stop quickly when you open the drawer
I never manage to catch them at it
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# What drawer?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# the potato drawer
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# What????
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Haven't you got a potato drawer?
Freak!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# it's a sort of slidey wooden box in the kitchen cupboard
potatoes live in there
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I grow mine in there - saves time
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# You should get one Barbs,
Everyone should have a potato drawer.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I had to replace mine
it got a chip in it
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Dear oh dear...
:)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Ooo, they need a tuber lube
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# They've only got eyes for each other
seems they have gone to seed
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "I only have eyes - for you..."
clicks
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Weird. I've just finished doing this....
It's enough to bring you to tears.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Onionicidal maniac!
(like the shadows btw.)

edit not as in Cliff Richard and the..
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks Twisty!
:D

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# This needs more praise
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
#
lol. i just had to send that picture to everyone online (2 people)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

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