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# front
(|, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# rather nicely done there
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# GO AWAY, CREEPY LADY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# that is really well done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ...I want her...she wants me...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Expertly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Blimey: that's a bit good.
It took me a long time to work out exactly what you'd done, too...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# what he's done
is make one of the most famous paintings in the world creep me out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I was waiting for the back view.
Very impressive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# OH BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# back
 


woo, and indeed, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ha
no bald spot?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# that would be funnier, but it would take at least another five minutes I think
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# this is reminding me
of the scene in demons where the hooker has her back to her mate in the toilets before she shows herself to be a demonh.
i may have to watch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# SCORE!
Now how about 45 and 135 degree angles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Flopping Hick
That's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# That's very well done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Her eyes follow you around the room
if you gouge them out and put them in your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Well that's my monitor fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Apparently
you've got to suffer for Art.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# ART DEMANDS PAIN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# That phrase always reminds me of a Hale and Pace sketch
Where an actress is being cast for a Hollywood movie.
Hale says "As you know, there'll be some nudity in this film so we'll need you to take your top off."
Actress - "Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not sure I can go through with it."
Hale - "Oh come on. Its for art."
Actress, reluctantly takes off top "Oh well, if its for art ..."
Hale - "There ya go, Art, what do you think of those?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# And nary a click would they leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I like what you did there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# photobooth
Hope you don't mind, but it looks like a bit like her passport picture...
(StripeyCat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# :D
Nicely done
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# the Red pill, or the Camo pill?


Click for bigger (275 kb)
(CjR Mix, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# nicely
i did that last week but it's shit compared to this so no point in posting. have this instead.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Me, me, me, John.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Good guy, good guy, wank, wank, good guy, wank, wank, wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Looks like he's watching Neo strip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# JOHN STRIP! JOOOOOOOOHN!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I let him ho.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ahhahhahahhahh fuck nice Bennett
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# nice
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# yummy

Props to Dekionplexis 333 for the source
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# DAMNIT COHAGEN, GID DESE PEEPAL DAY ICE CREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# THIS!
HARD.....ace op DB
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
GET YAW ASS TO DA ICE CREEM FAN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I fucking love thread jacks:
I'm fast approaching 1000 posts. Should I be doing nekkid tiem for that? Not really sure of the ettiquette on that one.

(Sorry drbroon)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# yeah why not
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# yes. yes you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# fully nude split beaver shot please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# GET NAKED
now
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# bent over wearing stockings holding your ass open
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I shall accept your apology
on the basis of you accepting my answer in the affirmative.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Ok, thanks
I'll see what I can come up with. After all it will probably be winter by the time I reach 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# do 9 more posts quick
I'm losing my boner
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# YEah
everypibo loves nude
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Fuck off Quaid! This is FUCK country!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# this is a great picture
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# fuck
i just had a lidl rip-off calippo, it was red too (well, i had 3)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# clickeded :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Delicious, in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
#




(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Cyber sock monkey in first frame - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Is that the bloke who's had his heart replaced with a briefcase?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
oddly enough it's just part of the pump in the smaller anim above, but i think it looks a bit like mason verger.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Introducing sentient thoughtjape.
Only from PHUKCORP.

Ed: This is fucking superb btw also Gigeresque.
spotify:track:7oo61M4WtM90JRIOA6t6DK (Thé à la menthe (The lazer dance version) by La Caution)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# thanks
they're clips from a trailer of a movie called taxidermia A BIT NSFW, KINDA GOREY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# GOODGUT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# engine porn?
whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# dunno
people shoving jars up their arses and having them smash?...oh wait....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# arf!
actually saw something funny on scrubs today. bloke had a lightbulb up his arse. doctor says "either this guy's got a lightbulb up his butt or his colon just had a great idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# that is actually quite good for a crap show
i was watching that hospital show on channel 4 a while back, and the nurses were talking about strange accidents.
one chap had a toilet brush shoved up his arse and claimed that he slipped off the toilet and landed on it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# landed on it
yeah, right. the weirdest one was in FHM. old woman complained about "green vines" growing out of her "virginny".
turns out she'd shoved a potato up there to either stop evil coming out or stop it getting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh god
finished my mars bar just before i read that, thank fuck.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# damn!
so close!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# fucking beautiful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# This is very NIN circa Closer
Directed by Mark Romanek
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Happiness in Slavery
www.dailymotion.com/video/xlkkw_nin-happiness-in-slavery_music

PREPARE THE FUCKMACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I like this
Is it from a Jiggawank Fuck Machine?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# no
it's from the b& prequel, Jiggapump Fuckwank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# whoah!
brb, lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes
(Bewareofthephil, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# dragons den here you come! (or not come)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# what's up with the new dragon?
she's decidedly lopsided
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Those are her real shoulders.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHDBL7CNA4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# no youtube
but i'll take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# she had a stroke a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ah
that would explain it. i thought maybe childhood polio
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# she's a real life cruela de vil
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# i fucking KNEW she reminded me of someone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Dragons don't live in a den
They live in a lair!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I want to have sex with my woman, not strangle her in the act.
Actually..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# But she only slept four hours a day,
That's no time at all in Bed!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Either you'll put it off or have a stroke
And yes, you can choose to take the word "stroke" in either meaning.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone write this novel please...
Click for bigger.

Click for more ficitious vintage goodness.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Sounds awesome
but I'll wait for the film :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Poirot will eat the food in the fridge.
Then they both get inside it to survive the nuclear explosion. Then there are aliens. By the end, everyone hates anyone who had anything to do with its existence.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# nice!
but when it comes to egypt, this is 12 years too late to fully grasp my interest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# You prefered the tombs before they were all opened?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# november 4th, 1922
the day tutankhamen's tomb was discovered. i was obsessed with him as a kid, still got tons of egyptian knick-knacks about the place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Indy was out of his depth. Punching gobby Nazis was one thing, but this Belgian could really waffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Top men.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# That's a big cigarette holder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah
Poirot smoked massive fags
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Fly, my beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Smug Hawking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
# it brings him his dinner
mice and stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# F1 Custard


Click for bigger (287 kb)
(daztheman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# devon coulthard?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Devon Curd?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# lemon curd is nice
custard is vanilla-scented wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I spilt some of that on a table in a divorce court and accidentally put my elbow in it
I was given joint custardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# popcorn & movies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# And by a strange coincidence
we've just got back from the cinema.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# dirty tribs!
went to see HP last week, i enjoyed both it and the nachos i had there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I fucking love sitting next to people like that.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# DAMNIT COHAGEN, GID DA PEEPAL DAY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha. Is this what he is watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha...could well be
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# hahaah i just noticed the tits
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# ahaaaha...they're a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# FP NOW!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# pfft....cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha,
this is why I haven't been to the pictures since 1999. (True)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# It's dry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Stunning!
Beautiful work Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha...
Christ! Saw this last night on my loo and fair nearly fell off!!
BUT, it didn't animate on my iPod and here we are this morning
and it moves!!!

Bloody excellent Elvis :D

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahah--always a win
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# that hair suits him
shame about the fringe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# You're right
*edits*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# ah, much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# The golden fuck awards.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I'd like to thank the fuckademy for this fuckward.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# You're fucking accepting on fucking behalf of fucking Lily Allen then....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# flatchested bugeyed wrongwomb cuntclone
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# With chat up lines like that.... I think you maybe in with a chance...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# "Well darling, the offers dried up and it was either this or Hollyoaks."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# anything's better than hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# T.J:
congratulations to Mrs. Trellis! judging by fb, baby Trellis has arrived! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Don't tell Pedanticrist.... he'll want to eat the placenta...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# is he hugh fearnley-whittingstall in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Did you not see the river cottage fart cannon special..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# 0_0
no. no i did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Have you really no idea to what I'm alluding?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# none whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You must think I'm stark raving mad then....!!
When Pedanticrist had a child, they kept the placenta, then had a party and ate it...
He also saved all his farts in a bottle when he was in the bath, and then made a cannon powered by the said farts....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# i've heard people doing the placenta-eating thing
such as hugh whatshisface, but the fart cannon is news to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Call me old fasioned, but I prefer a kebab myself....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# better the devil you know, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Well it is a guarantee of a bad stomach and the runs....
Where as you just don't know what a placenta is going to do to you ;-
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Seriously?
Okay then: Placenta Casserole and Fart canon
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# He must be sweating like a Wookie in a bear suit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# It aint easy bein a Wookie
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/chewiesbadday_opt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ^________________^
I done lost a hogis jape, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ed: call of the hogisfind, i done found it
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/yul_brunners_catacomb_tours_mit_terry_pratchett_fuckids_jape_unt_mccoy_bluebelly_amidst_bat_batbathead_navi_fuckstatement.gif
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Haha.... wait untill the show's cancelled and he has to go shelve stacking with Geoffery...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Nah, he'll just do kids parties instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# He loves fucking kids.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# He doesn't fuck them,
he "tickles them with his teddy tail".
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# That's what my uncle used to call it too......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# i know that babby
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/babycrying_opacino.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Haha, he's a wizz on those stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# SPOCKTREX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# *strains to see cock through pants rip*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# *backs off*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# yeah, like i haven't got a telescope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Uhura as Trinity
This is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# FUCK!

She got some curves!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# FUCK RELOADED

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Fuck yeahhh!
...minds locked together...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# SWEETMELDFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# awesomely epic
what good is a communicator if you cannot speak?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Whoar....... epic ace's here.....
I don't know what the fuck it means and neither did I..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# fuck yeah
nicely done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Wooo!
And is that the remote thing from "Spocks Brain" on his head?
/sadoldgeekblog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# It's been...uh........'upgraded'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Loads of epic
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (135 kb)
(grotpig, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# tenuous pea


wii paralympics
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# How do you unlock Stephen Hawking?
I heard you had to beat him on Hard difficulty with Ironside.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# SHAKE, SHAKE, BUDOKAI
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# tanks for da blasphemy lool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I'll take some of that daily living AIDS please
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# That good even Stephen Hawking shops there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# used
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Isn't that meant to be...
Hawking with a g, though?

I had high hopes for a Darkness joke when this was loading up.

(Yes. My internet is that slow.)
(xaer0mancer, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Limerick
A mariner trapped on St. Kitts
for a wife took a girl with three tits.
"I enjoy a good suckle"
the old salt would chuckle
though the lactose would give him the shits
(hathat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Talk ----->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
#
There once was a poster on /board
Who posted a limerick on /board
The people on /board
Said "don't post that on /board"
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# You certainly have a way with words, mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ or this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# is your post a symptom of ractose intorelance?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# LACIST! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# mmmm
fingel smerr rike ractose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# mofaha, Poet Laureate, /board
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Genius.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# There was a b3ta user
who was a main board abuser
He (she) couldn't do wit
just rhymes that were shit
and made us all mad: what a loser!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I should have waited and
threadjacked this one instead :P
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# there once was a limerick on /board
it wasn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I found it quite amusing ackshwelly.
But yes, to /talk with him.
The hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# i touched ham once
it makes your fingers smell of pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# well, is a pig's ass pork, or just pressed ham?
or does it matter if it is sitting down?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# no idea
but i'm having soup for tea that is made with pork shank and lentils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I had a ham shank when I came in from work
And my pizza is in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# used to love eating them
but they're too much for me now. the soup i make from one of those does 14 portions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Sperm soup doesn't sound very tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# pfff
one shank, one bag of lentils and either one pound or 3 tins of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ever try pickled pig's feet?
I tried once, thinking it would be tasty. I was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# tried them, but not pickled
not much meat and quite gelatinous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# not great eating, no


notice the kicker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaha, top one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
To be fair, it was ripped off links, I just took some frames out to make it loop, as the original had his eye twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# fuck yeah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# this is a backup, for japes!

Oslo
youtu.be/oIvkyFDCU9o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# oh hahahaha
winner
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is a fucking superb gif
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
george got into the peanut butter again
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
worth the spam for seeing this asgain
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# pedro has a multitude of this fuckjape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha, an old favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# HE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hahah
love this one much
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# FULL ON, OUT LOUD, PUB LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha... bite sized....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Haha, you said lactose
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I don't know how all the jiggas be copeing with all this wankfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# AHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Dear Sir
Thank you for your recent submission to /board.
In reference to your limerick please find attached a bag of fuck.
Your sincerely,

Paul P

P.s, cunt off to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# FULL ON, OUT LOUD, PUB LOL - AGAIN!
People have started to look at me?

Did you see my RPS post Paul?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I don't know if that's cute or really ugly XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# what he said^
(bag of fuck)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# This needs to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# so does this
...erm
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# That poor scottish man...
...his tourettes was just so funny!

I'M UP TO MAN KNEEEES IN FUCKING COWPAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# BOOOORDER BETWEEN ENGLAND AND IREEEELAND
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Now kick the shit out of him for his bottles of goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# that was always my fav part of the game
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# It does explain the current crime levels among Golden Axe players
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# it's how wkd was born i tells yah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# There once was a
FUCKING CUNT
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Well, that ought to do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I should win awards for my limericks.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It was an accinident!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# why, i otter....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# aw
he looks so innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I wonder how an otter accquires a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Subterfuge
But that's not a mobile number, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# No idea.
Up north, numbers look very different to darn sarth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# phone it and see
i dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# *goes to dial*
NAAAHH! *throws phone across room* I daren't :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# go on
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I'm scared! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# don't be scared
you can always say you've got the wrong number and anyway, if you don't, you'll spend the rest of the night wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# But say if it's Ian Woosnam.
He'd know it was me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# use a funny voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# So if it is Ian...
He would know it would be me, and that I would be using a funny voice.

Yyyyyyeah, that wouldn't go too well. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i'd do it myself
but i'm on incoming calls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# go on
give him a ring (of bright water).
(Raol Duke, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
Of course, the fact that an otter has set up a fish tank cleaning business, written an ad and placed it in a newsagent's window should never be called into question.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I imagine he had help.
From a badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# The weasels -
Have taken Toad Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# from RodentPhone
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Voledaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Ottwo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# And why it won't work weekends...
(xaer0mancer, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# :D
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :)
otterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Nice Beaver!
Beaver Otter

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Lutra lutra, my old friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# heem tho cyoot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
#
Obvious, but no less amusing for it.
(BinDipper, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# genuine giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
Great! You hardly need the second 2 pics - the first ones say it all
(grumpy old ratbag, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:17, archived)
# Why I
otter!
(amscray Back o' t' net, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Nice one!
and related...
www.b3ta.com/board/4404752
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Have a silly



This was fun to make. Like having a Terra Nova expedition cut-out action scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *whacks over the head with a frozen husky*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I like this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# tee hee!
"I might be some time." I guess he wasn't instant Oates, then.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# what's for dessoirt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# actionpacked
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Nur nee nur nee nur nur...

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Marvelous Moleypoos!!!!!
*InstaClick*

:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
How's you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Ready for me hols :(
How about you good sir? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Hols? Again?
It's non-stop fun for you isn't it??
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hehehe...
...I wish! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# best one ever.
also, is she fatter there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# She looks pregnant, doesn't she...?
doesn't she...?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# she does indeed
dirty old bugger, that Leonardo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Fake, no ring.
By the way, the "I fucking love Goatse!" thing you posted the other day was true nightmare fuel - I don't think I have recoiled in horror as much since first setting eyes on the original hello.jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :D
Here it is for anyone who missed it...
www.b3ta.com/board/10492394
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# i'm now imagining him coughing up a cowpat of a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# ARGH!
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# nnnnnneeeeeeuuuurrrrggghhhhh
CANNOT UNSEE, MINDBLEACH REQUIRED. EMERGENCY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# haha, perfect!
get yer tongue out love
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Brill! *clicks*
Brought on a right Smilex attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# SUPREME WIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# A masterpiece.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Another late one...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# SPANG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)

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