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[challenge entry] The plane crash was just the start of the adventure

Apologies for width.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha!
this has reminded me of punchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
we like em wide
another quality pic for a quality compo
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Is that coffee ot tea at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hot drink of choice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Hot Bovril it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# bovril, the drink of the chilly northerner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I thought that was spunk?
* preferably from a close relative.

EDIT: Or is that Norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# that's norfolk
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Spunk from a relative = Norfolk
Unspecified spunk = Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# All in a days work really...
And I hope that's a nice cup of tea at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# This is lovely \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Epic. A grand, sweeping masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Fan-flipping-tastic!
Reminded me of how much I miss the good old SNES days.

*goes to play on my emulator*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I don't like this game.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# i love all kinds of this
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Nice one
Gets a click just for being a right-on statement
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaahhahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Too right..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It seemed good in my head
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Klaus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I second this motion
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# someone has sat on his head
and moulded his hair into a delightful "buttock perch" motif
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# it's better in your bum, but head is good too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# You can't clamp Klaus, man. You just can't.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Blinky
Saw this little fella at a wildlife park
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# HE'S CHOKING FFS
SOMEBODY GET HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Aww he's cute but I'm a little worried about what he's doing with his left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I can confirm
he was strumming his ukulele
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Oh right I was sure he was peeling his banana.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# let's remove the doubt


seismic activity, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha!
Dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Wanker's stare
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# the monkey raping a frog on youtube is funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# There was no flies on him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# monkey afros?
whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# this one looked like he had just killed something with his bare hands
and just couldn't understand how he had done such a thing

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# He still has the smell of strangulation on his fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# that's the look of panic you get
when you've got someone in the house with you, you're both naked, you've drunk all the booze and you suddenly hear your mum's key in the lock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# *awaits CDC*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Arrrrrrr..... hipnotic...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] all over her floor, no bloody consideration





(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Fantastic :)
Funny now how I know something's your work before I've even scrolled down to the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# whats with the oily lass?
I dont remember her

Nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Wasn't there an oily lass in the last Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i have stricken memories of the quantoss of solace from my mind
plus, i was alsleep for about 20 mins of it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# its the only part of the last one
I remember ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Scrolltastically good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# mish meshy pushy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Haha... madness....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Where do I begin?
...This!...is!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# That big statue is pretty cool
why are they calling it a mermaid though? Mermaids dont have 2 individual legs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# maybe German mermaids are joined at the ankles?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Maybe the legs don't belong to her
and she's going in for a blow ;)

Or maybe her leg just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# *something about absorbing dog cunts*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# something about the captain touching my ass
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# depends which description/definition of a mermaid
Starbucks coffee has a split two leg tail for example (although that's obviously scaly like a fish)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# must be all the radiation... in erm.... the coffee!
Evil corporations / save the earth etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Tub girl pisses out tiny humans :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# animating that in reverse dive would produce just that :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# they really should put a water jet in between those knees
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# fuck that mess if she comes on !
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Diane Spencer
Anyway, my friend Diane Spencer (not to be confused with the late Lady Diane Spencer) is at the Edinburgh Fringe with her show "All-Pervading Madness". She asked us if she could make a short vid to advertise herself and the show.

We arn't a professional outfit, just mates, but any comments you have would be appreciated

youtu.be/KNtJXJNwFTQ

(wozza_c, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# at first thought, this looks like spam...
but I wouldn't be surprised if this is some hilarious attempt by a rival comedian with a similar schedule, attempting to get phrases like "Diane Spencer blows goats" associated on Google

that what I think... and I had your mam
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# LINKS IS THIS WAY:
www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# oops
done
(wozza_c, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Tits or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I didn't laugh, but that wouldn't stop me dating her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Arf.
I know what you mean. I was thinking, "She's rather easy on the eye so I shall forgive the sloppy script editing."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Is it supposed to be funny?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Sorry I made it through 5 seconds of her introduction. Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# ^ would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# This is all
(MHz, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# W...W...W...WHITESPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# White Space Party!
* Dances around like a loon!

EDIT: Does b3ta have it's own crop tool?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I think we all have our favourites
and haven't yet reached group consensus on what should be the official b3ta crop tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# It has to be the combine harvester
what else could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I prefer using a Triffid gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# White space party!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Superhappyfuntime!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Special Mickey head shaped beads. Neat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Aargh, I'm snow blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# MOAR OF THIS SORT OF THING!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Nice cropping.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# OK

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# despite breaking several board rules and going against b3ta's core principles
i enjoyed this. It really does look like his red short-clad arse.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Wide angle lens!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# A picture of a Mickey camera, taken from the Argos catalogue, which happens to look like goatse?
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I personally hope he dies of bum AIDS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# am I doing it wrong?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Taking it quite so personally
is probably just a bit too much effort for a Friday afternooon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10499874
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Could be worse.
One of my first posts was a link to an Umbro Goalie / Goatse alarm clock and it DDOSsed Argos for most of the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# They're gonna feel silly when they see it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# She's so unhappy.
(Gyck Ryder, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Okey dokey, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# well done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Yes, yes I see*
*does not see
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You're a very talented person, and you should post your work here more often.
You cunt.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Always glad to be of service. :)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I've totally had her
and your mum... but she's probably dead (now)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# you ruin my friday!
please fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I hope this is a joke
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
#

cairm down, cairm down like.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Pppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# That is some amazing work, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Hehehe...
Cheeky chops ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# If it seemed as if I was overselling it - apologies, but it was a static image when I first saw it.
I thought you'd shopped the entire picture.

*shakes fist at Chrome*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bless you Cap'n. Nah, it was just a lully pic
that required a smidgen of shite animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Slight TJ...


De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Police release speed camera image just moments before Rowan Atkinson crash...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# restuarant, brassierie, bistro
what exactly is the difference except marketing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Tits aren't as comforatble in a restaurant or bistro.
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# The difference is
there are no Brasseries or Bistros in Wigan.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law; I merely enforce it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# your newsletter oh b3tans
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue490/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# oh, I was just thinking about that
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Woo! Cheers Rob!!!!

* Beer Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
Winnar!!!!1!!!eleven111!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I love Bill Drummond, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Cheers for the Fantasy Football plug :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# VVVVVV is great and makes me angry.
It's also part of the Humble Bundle, if anyone wants to buy it while it's on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] STD Safety
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# tj
woot, newsletter
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ooooh
you just reminded me of a tune from childhood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TEAMHgrxi0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# That is brilliant
Just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Keeping your arse safe at work
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# no ring so its a fake!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Ooh that's rather good Fiendy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# The Mighty Goatse is angry with us!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# *pinches cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently the Tea Party aren't just an elaborate Poe!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# How can you be sure?
I'm convinced that it's all down to a couple of atheist students doing it for shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You could be right
I did assume they were a joke for quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# "Hedshot! pwn'd one11!- tiem ti relowkate!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# pffft
He's blatantly quick scoping.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
Top notch, Milady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Kapow
Sneakycat rules =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Excellent :)
Pity KZ3 wasn't though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Haha!
Although this cat gives me the fear so much.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha proper belly laughed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Now can you do the same thing with the cast of Glee, Jersey Shore and Eggheads please?
Bunch of no good losers, the lot of them!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# 1337 sk1llz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# OMFG UB3R 1337 QUICKSCOPEZZZ!!!!!1!!!
Wow...

I just felt brain cells die.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It really sets in when you start texting like that on your mobile phone
So far I resisted all urges to dumb down my texting - although I don't have any call to text very much.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Being the grammar Nazi that I am...
I tend to have perfect punctuation in my texts, which is why it takes me quite a bit longer.

Which in turn comes with the bonus of me not sounding like a knobhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I have a mate who TYPES (not texts) like a complete retard and sounds like a dumb woman who doesnt use the internet much
you know - "LOL u betta get ur self togetha what time r u going out"

I took the piss on facebook once, and he took the hump, saying he always struggled with spelling at school.
I thought it was laziness, not an actual spelling problem...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# OMG! LOL what R U like!
Besides the words in your example are very basic words, which even someone who has a bit of a spelling problem should be able to cope with. It sounds more like lazy texting subsituting U for You - Betta for Better etc. doesn't sound like someone who is illiterate this seems to be more like faux phonetics than genuine issues with the spelling - and I'm not so great either I have to spell check quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# superb!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# oh my!
that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
#


/coat
(peterhough, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# No way past a line of Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Didn't the one on the far right used to be in Eastendings?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Nah
it was the second one from the left
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Nooooo
thats barry, your thinking of the other barry. Ooooh whassisname?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is delightfully mental.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# That ship looks like it'll never work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Best ship at blowing its own nose off, three years running.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Those aren't guns. They are atomic compression engines that power both the weapons systems and all thrusters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Should have read the manual first.
I always ignore the instructions..
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# You can't read it yet. It will be published in 2047 when technology catches up to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *pats on head*
Run along little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# it's?? IT'S???
*fumes*
apart from that, 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# It is goal
a worthy achievement to aspire to...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Star bird would cunt its fuck off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORtzJ3gZ5ho&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# pffft! pffft! pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I think I overtook that ship on the hard shoulder of Orion.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Then you woke from your dream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# And realised he was just near Sirius.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# He spaced out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Time to lie
down.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)

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