hahahaseamless once again!
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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a very..cheeky monkeyloving all these
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:15,
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Or, as Mrs V and I said as we watched an ad for that last night"We could just look out the window and save ourselves the money."
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:27,
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I'm a /link-er so I dunno what to do with this. Here you go. edit:(in the nicest way possible)
(
miltonlives on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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Thanks...? edit: I think this was the link: s2.postimage.org/3yo86s72j/bubblegirllondon.jpg
And I should say it's very nicely done, too!
(And I should say it's very nicely done, too!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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oh no!it's been looted!
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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cuntbubble?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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Aw don't say thatThey're mean to me and I was just scared. I come in peace (honestly)
( miltonlives on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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Your image is actually pretty goodTry editing your post with:
<img src="http://s2.postimage.org/3yo86s72j/bubblegirllondon.jpg" />
(<img src="http://s2.postimage.org/3yo86s72j/bubblegirllondon.jpg" />
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:13,
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My very own redex!How thoughtful
Here's one for you
(Here's one for you
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:09,
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you want to put img src="http://s2.postimage.org/3yo86s733/bubblegirllondon.jpg"
between the less than and greater than symbols ( ) but pointier
(between the less than and greater than symbols ( ) but pointier
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:10,
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I did sort of do that didn't I?I kind of just figure it was there so it worked :S
( miltonlives on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:14,
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Haha!What on earth was the sauce?
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:16,
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Even Julie Andrews is kicking off
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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wootini :)
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:11,
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I'm kind of surprised this isn't a bandwagon...hooters...looters...etc etc
...vest top with space for writing on...etc etc
source www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3741881/Twitter-calls-spur-on-riot-clean-up.html
of course, if she really wants to get her message across...never mind
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57,
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i think the whole riot thing is a massive bandwagonboth in real life and on here :)
(,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:58,
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unless they nick the bandwagonthen what would we do?
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:03,
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It's not riotingit's civil disturbances and looting, not rioting.
the only one you could probably class as a riot was the first one in tottenham where it was a protest that turned into a riot.
please TV and newspapers stop calling it a riot, FFS!
(the only one you could probably class as a riot was the first one in tottenham where it was a protest that turned into a riot.
please TV and newspapers stop calling it a riot, FFS!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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Oi, b3ta - make the riots the weekly challenge NOWcollect all the magic in one compo before bandwagons begin and we exhaust all possible things to do with the source images
Plus, making images of these robbing cunts spread far and wide could help them get caught.
(Plus, making images of these robbing cunts spread far and wide could help them get caught.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52,
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prizes are...1st - 42inch Plasma TV
2nd - Real Nike Trainers (both right foot)
3rd - 5Kg Tesco Value Basmati Rice
(2nd - Real Nike Trainers (both right foot)
3rd - 5Kg Tesco Value Basmati Rice
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:56,
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"Plus, making images of these robbing cunts spread far and wide could help them get caught."'Your honour, my client was at home doing his homework when the looting happened. This image is a set-up from a bunch of photoshopping internetz cunts'
(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:01,
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I iz in ur Arndalez
Lootin ur kittehz
daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:31,
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This is the world I want to live in!WOO
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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just found thisfantastic :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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something else for mum! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:34,
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Can someone link me to the source for this?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:59,
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RUN, FORREST!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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LOVE IT :D kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:10,
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Apparently the Met will be using water cannons in London tonight......with the addition of a little Persil to stop the colour's running!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:14,
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I like the idea of adding pink dye and rounding them up later.Scumbags.
(ooo I'm going all daily mail)
((ooo I'm going all daily mail)
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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They use a special chemical agent so you can tell from the odour they've been hosed down by the water cannon.It's called 'soap'.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:20,
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This is a nice ideaOr maybe instead of pink dye they could use sulphuric acid. Then the next day they just need to go around and arrest everyone writhing in agony.
I'm almost entirely joking.
(I'm almost entirely joking.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:25,
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I was thinking the other day how the police should just tag them all with spray paint or somethinglike stolen money has, then round them up at their leisure
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:26,
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We were discussing this at workand an alternative suggestion was horse semen. That might make 'em run for it...
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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I'd station guys with paintball guns on the rooftopsthat way it wouldn't only deter them from rioting but also mark them out for easy arrest later
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57,
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This is a seriously good ideapaintball pellets filled with that magic water stuff. You should develop this and flog it to police forces around the world.
assuming you don't mind being an international arms trader!
(assuming you don't mind being an international arms trader!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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I'm torn between answering with a simple 'No.' or 'They're equal opportunity cunts.'
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:50,
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The colours of their clothes...* What were you thinking?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52,
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found this image yeah and then i changed it, what a riot...(
Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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very goodI saw this one and was going to turn him into a flamenco dancer.
sadly I got distracted by the local recycling plant exploding last night in Tottenham.
(sadly I got distracted by the local recycling plant exploding last night in Tottenham.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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Luting in Tooting an Luton
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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did you submit this to photoshoplooter?If so, well done. We all should contribute to that fine site.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:54,
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yeah I didagreed, few good ones over there, but so many more here
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:01,
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play that funkay sax, white scum! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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Rioter breaks out into Baker Street.Gerry Rafferty sues for infringement.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:25,
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who the fuck is the posho on the right? :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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He was after some chinos or an undercover cop being really obvious
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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this one is on http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.comit really made me laff
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:59,
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heaven forbid I'd try some social interactionAccess Denied
You have attempted to access the following web page:
photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
Access has been blocked because:
Prohibited by URL database (Weblogs & Social Interaction)
... yet B3ta is mysteriously unblocked at work!
(You have attempted to access the following web page:
photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
Access has been blocked because:
Prohibited by URL database (Weblogs & Social Interaction)
... yet B3ta is mysteriously unblocked at work!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:01,
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.exe's blocked too Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:37,
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I ensured the continued non-blocking of b3taby giving the head of IT an Andrew McDavis calendar for "secret" santa a couple of years ago. He loved it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:31,
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i just submitted my scum legacy one to itno watermark, but i dont care - my other work is the stuff i bother to protect from internet looters
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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Rupert. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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haha...I keep wondering thismaybe he's a mannequin
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:58,
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a very, very lost person Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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having a ruddy marvellous day outsaw a lot of bloody nice chaps making a lot of noise and japes
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:01,
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Yes, very lost indeed.{:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:02,
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It's that one asshole Weasley, he's gonna tell the minister, just you watch
(,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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Special contraceptive pance. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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I love how he goes into silhouette as the headlights gets nearerthat's a class touch! *click*
He's obviously not a looter he's got a book.
(He's obviously not a looter he's got a book.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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Yes!I'm amazed at the level of detail you put into your work.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:50,
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Thanks to Toasty for the source picWhen i saw his lurid tracksuit, i just knew i had to do it.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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Hahahahahaaaaa!*breathes*
Oh lordy I can see becoming the new bandwagon/meme du jour!
Loving the burning bike btw, nice touch!
(Oh lordy I can see becoming the new bandwagon/meme du jour!
Loving the burning bike btw, nice touch!
..wil,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:27,
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nicely!where's source pic?
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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compliments of GenkiToastaruuuu(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:36,
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Oh so very yes! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:38,
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I hope he got her at least 20 mayfair too, or he's in for it!Excellent :)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:41,
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Do Clinton's do a card that says:"Thanks mum, for raising me to be thieving chavvy scum"?
If they do, they should probably put them towards the front of the store...
(If they do, they should probably put them towards the front of the store...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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where is The Dark Spartan in all this civil unrestsurely he would have been called to london at the first sign of trouble.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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:Dhis mum sewed his costume special like
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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And extraordinarily well done it is too! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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How the five key Penelopes are connected
If I've followed yesterday's cfb conversation this should be cfb (thanks to Boris the Spider)
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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Me??I'm sure there were others being at least as helpful and probably more so...
Anyway, it was worth it :) This is SCIENCE
(Anyway, it was worth it :) This is SCIENCE
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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Everyone was helpful, but your explanation was the one that workedConsider yourself the Delia Smith of b3ta.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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^ agreedeverything i do is going to be cfb from now on
infact, i'm going to get the instruction screen shot tattooed to my johnson
(infact, i'm going to get the instruction screen shot tattooed to my johnson
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:37,
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Ah, but I didn't prepare the instruction screenshotI merely explained things in tiresome detail
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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Nicebut no Kevin Bacon.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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Nice work bro!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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Lovely work!And top sleuthing, too.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:41,
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err, thanks? TJ: image 2 of 8 here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14471098
I'd use my water cannon on her
I'd loot her shopfront
etc
(I'd use my water cannon on her
I'd loot her shopfront
etc
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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She needs a punchin' with ma truncheon.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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It is a girl, right?I just want to check
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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Half women, half robot, all the sexeh.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:13,
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hmmmneeds more robot
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:17,
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The future of phwoar enforcement. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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so nicei wouldn't have seen it if you didn't point it out :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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Hey ksshow is it hangin', mah nizzle?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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hanging slightly to the right ma dizzle in all honesty - i'm alright with that :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:30,
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agreed :DNEWS JUST IN:
first conviction of a looter - it's a man who works as a teaching assistant. What a cunt!
(first conviction of a looter - it's a man who works as a teaching assistant. What a cunt!
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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correctionor did.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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Yes indeedAnyone like this should be given very severe sentences just for being a total and utter wanksock.
He worked in a primary school ffs.
I just went up Wood Green for the first time today - loads of boarded up shops. So sad.
EDIT: this site keeps getting better and better: photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
(He worked in a primary school ffs.
I just went up Wood Green for the first time today - loads of boarded up shops. So sad.
EDIT: this site keeps getting better and better: photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:16,
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Don't be too quick to judge.He may have been merely supervising a school trip. Wait and see if he's got a bunch of parental permission slips.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:24,
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hahahhaha proper lols :D
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:26,
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it was on half price I expect Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:38,
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you were right there!I see your TAG on that wall. Why didn't you stop him?
...or is that you? :P
(...or is that you? :P
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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Aw - I love your mum.EDIT: And yes - fantastic tagging!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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The little darlingWe should all be extra nice to him. It's not his fault he stole that bottle of wine -- David Cameron made him do it! The nasty jerk.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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I blame the rich. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41,
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Me too. Wealthy cunts.And David Cameron. Wealthy cunt.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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yeahall those rich bastads with businesses!
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47,
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And the government (whoever they are - conservatives or whatever)! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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You are heartless. This poor chap has not been able to find a well paying job since he was born PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41,
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:(You're so right. Maybe he's just practicing for a job working on a TV set fetching all those wealthy cunts their capuccinos and we should be applauding him.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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Because he is 10 Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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He should go and live somewhere in Asia then, I am sure there are plenty of jobs going for him.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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indeedit's not his fault he has to grow up in this insufferable country with its...
• free healthcare
• free education
• working government
• strong economy
• innovative industries
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
• beautiful countryside
(• free healthcare
• free education
• working government
• strong economy
• innovative industries
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
• beautiful countryside
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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*boils lentils* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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But you don't understand!He doesn't have the latest pair of fashionable trainers, or an iPhone 4!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND GAS SOME JEWS YOU NAZI?!
(WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND GAS SOME JEWS YOU NAZI?!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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I blame the sick tv manufacturersshowing these poor children the things they should own that they can't afford, so the kids go out and steal them, only to turn the big tvs on to see more things they should own.
the sick, sick bastards,won't somebody stop them?!
(the sick, sick bastards,won't somebody stop them?!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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I know. It's not even like they can learn their history from Hollywood movies any more. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:47,
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Is it ironic that they burned down the Sony warehouseso all those Currys won't be able to restock their 42" Bravias?
No, thought not.
(No, thought not.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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Needs more spoons. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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I needed a spoon this morningI found one very quickly next to all the other spoons.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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How ironic! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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Dontcha think? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:31,
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I needed a fork this morning, but I ended up having my usual wank.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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that's one way to turn cornflakes into Frosties Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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THEY'RE GREEEEEEEAT!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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if a little salty! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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Well, they do say put back in what you take out.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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I have to agree to a pointpeople (and the stupid police) are still trying to blame games like GTA for the shit that's happened the past few days, whereas I believe it's things like tv, gambling (slot machines, scratch cards, national lottery etc.) that have far more influence on the younger generation, showing them if they get lucky they can get all they want without having to work for it, and as they haven't gotten lucky they decided to take what they want
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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and X-Factorand Strictly Come Dancing
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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exactlyI forgot to add gameshows to the list, showing people winning lots of money/things for doing very little
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Even older games, like Snakes and Ladders, Ludo, Snapor stories like, say, Puss in Boots. Completely idle young man is helped into a position of wealth under false pretences by his disingenuous cat.
(,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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a dog would never do that Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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I blame Andy Warhol and Simon Cowell.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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I've played GTAIII a few timesMy favourite hobby is stalking the streets at 3AM and kicking grannies to death. If only we'd given these poor blighters more PS2s with GTAIII they could have had hours of entertainment teaching themselves how to kick grannies to death in the streets! Instead, they're so deprived that they can't even have a console worth hundreds of pounds and have to go onto the streets, set fires and steal things.
Imagine their disappointment when they learn that the PS2 isn't on sale anymore and they had to nick a PS3 and GTAIV instead :( Poor little buggers. We should have a whip-around for them.
(Imagine their disappointment when they learn that the PS2 isn't on sale anymore and they had to nick a PS3 and GTAIV instead :( Poor little buggers. We should have a whip-around for them.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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I love playing Just Cause 2, having fun smashing cars & killing the bad guys in various different ways using the grappling hook the main character hasbut that doesn't mean I want to do it for real
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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I enjoyed that game :D
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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Never played thatAlso, I've never had the urge to kick grannies to death on the street, or find a long line of Hare Krishnas and run them over one after the other. I wonder if something's wrong with us? I mean, the media are telling us that violent games cause violent crimes, and yet we're showing no inclination to commit violent crimes!
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03,
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I'd fucking love a portal gun though!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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I'd use it to put a little hole in the seat of my chair that goes straight into the toiletThat way I could poo at my desk at work.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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Ahahaha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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thank youi foresee three problems with this
1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit
but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
(1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit
but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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Are you trying to tell us you aren't naked now? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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I'm wearing a jumperIt's a bit chilly here today
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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Truebut I've lost count of the number of prostitutes I've hogtied and thrown on the back of my horse since playing Red Dead Redemption.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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And thus the defence rests, m'lud. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:26,
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Damn straightI might track him down and buy him a ticket to Kandahar. That might be a bit more up his street - so many more opportunities!
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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I hear Somalia is nice at this time of year Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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YARRRR!HAND OVER THAT IPHONE YOU SCURVY DOG!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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Yes - I understand the security on their shops is pretty ropey in general. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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... And the Aqueducts! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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about fucking time!*applauds*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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look at the 18th centuryen.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_riots
the english love em.
you should have been there for the 1743 London Gin Riots. now that was rioting.
*gets misty-eyed*
(the english love em.
you should have been there for the 1743 London Gin Riots. now that was rioting.
*gets misty-eyed*
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:17,
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but to be fairin the 18th century the english didn't have
• free healthcare
• free education
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
(• free healthcare
• free education
• emergency services
• ready availability of food
• clean water
• welfare system
• human rights
• equality for all
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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Impeccable taste young man!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:42,
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I like Wolf Blassor at least I did before they started trying to charge me thirteen or fourteen quid for it :(
/Scandinavian alcohol prices blog
(/Scandinavian alcohol prices blog
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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Actually, I was talking about his track suit.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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aw, bless the little scamphe's like a modern day Jonny Briggs
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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Oi only stole it for moi muva,please don't tell me I dun wrong mister!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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Can you link me the source of this pic?I have a cracking idea
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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I really hope the thousands of photos taken during the riots will be used to identify and incarcerate those fucking looters later.
(
inexpressible started a joke on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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No, you're doing it wrong!They should be used to identify everyone who we should be extra nice to because they've suffered so much through their lives. This is simply what happens when people are unemployed and get a bit bored and the nights get shorter, can't you see that? Poor blighters.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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i seesorry, must've got that wrong. bloody media brainwashing us etc. *davidickes*
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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Keep vigilent!The slightest slip-up will let fascism back in. Or communism. Or something, anyway.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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You can't incarcerate 9 year oldswhich is probably why little Merlot here is being sent in to grab the goods.
Grandma needs it for medicinal purposes, now she's turned 30...
(Grandma needs it for medicinal purposes, now she's turned 30...
..wil,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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he should be sent to a foster homein mogadishu
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03,
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hmmb3ta.com/board/10504558
I think we're reaching a consensus here.
(I think we're reaching a consensus here.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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hahahaha
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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HahahaThey used to be quite a good quality wine ten years ago.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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If we want to ensure parents keep their kids indoors tonight, and are not out and about looting,We just need to announce that Gary Glitter has been spotted in the area
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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Arf!But it would probably lead to the idiot parents being out on the street fighting with police and burning paediatricians' houses instead of HMV.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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That^Definitely!
Nowt they liek more than the prospect of 'getting' someone they can reasonably justify as worse than them!
Tho would seem they've decided that's everyone that isn't them, lately...
(Nowt they liek more than the prospect of 'getting' someone they can reasonably justify as worse than them!
Tho would seem they've decided that's everyone that isn't them, lately...
..wil,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:30,
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happy middle of the day everyone!(everyone in places where it's the middle of the day at least)
have a lawn turkey
like a lawn flamengo but more...turkey
(have a lawn turkey
like a lawn flamengo but more...turkey
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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I would get a lawn, just so I could have some lawn turkeys mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29,
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plant some grass seedin a plantpot on your windowsill.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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That idea is so mediocre, I might actually do that!Moving house in a week's time. I'm taking the framed picture of my blurry thumb that has been hanging in my kitchen with me :)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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i really like this ideayou could have a little row of them.
hmm, my new place has a patio, so i'd need some kind of big shallow lawn, box.
i'll have to work on this.
(hmm, my new place has a patio, so i'd need some kind of big shallow lawn, box.
i'll have to work on this.
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:41,
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I'm trading in my garden for a balconyBut I'll have massive space behind the windows.
I starting to be convinced this idea should be made a reality.
(I starting to be convinced this idea should be made a reality.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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go for it :D(and remember to take some photos for rps)
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Oh, don't worry about the photos :) mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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No thanks...I have Corned Beef Salad, followed by Battenburg...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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not even a tiny one?you could stick it in the battenberg, like a cocktail umbrella, only a turkey.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:03,
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