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[challenge entry] TLDNR
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't sit at home watching TV, nick one!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# nick some dentures while you're out and about
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Do they get BBC3?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# steal the optional tuner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:15, archived)
[challenge entry] MonkE Apes
Since I don't paint, 'shopping will have to illustrate my ideas
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey Kids
"Happy Hour with Albert EinJaw"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# flanpint extra smooth.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# smmooo (hic) oooth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# :)
www.greatsage.net/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Anyone who says they "Do not paint" have a very narrow definition of the word.
Of course, I'm fast and free and think taking a staged photo is painting.

Sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I'm not an expert
and I haven't seen lots of pictures like this before but I think that this may have been shopped.


Something about pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:02, archived)
# a staggering insight, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# I suppose crapping in a toilet could be construed as "painting" it
in some less-constrained definition ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)
# well, if you rope that toilet off in a gallery space and do it, people will pay good money to see you do it, ART
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)
# Had a discussion on here recently about what is art and what isn't.
This ^ (toilet painting) might qualify if the result was borne out of a prowess above and beyond that which would be expected of the average person (plus had some particular level of significance.)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:27, archived)
# I'm very out of touch with modern art, I only found out about these guys this week, no excuse
www.jakeanddinoschapman.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Hahaha
hell yeah, these guys always raise a smile for me. Proper trolling; they actually make a living at it and have a shitload of fun in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:38, archived)
# I wish I could make a living wage making pictures and music
but I lack commitment, so, 9-5 pollution blues it is
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# what kind of music (and or performance) are you speaking of?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# terrible shit that nobody would ever want to buy ; )
 
I have unrealistically high standards and hate most things I do, b3ta is fine though because it is all for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I guess I'm talking genre
I used to play keys in jazz and R&B bands for years. I still create originals on occasion in my little studio, and create backing tracks for other musicians to use for various purposes. I get paid for those, but it's not a very good per-hour return, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# I'm kind of all over the place.
if pressed for a point of reference I would say Zoogz Rift, or Soul Coughing..

but when I reach for the acoustic it's usually in the Kristin Hersh / Frank Black / Jon Fratelli line of things

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:51, archived)
# There was also that rap you did for the private pants party time song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)
# I wasn't around for that.
I'm still feeling kind of left out to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# DO SOME OF THE CLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
# FUCK YOU RAP I'M BETTER THAN THAT
I WANT BONGOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# TAKE THE SOLO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE2M3RJJXA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
# It's almost time for a reprise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I can relate to some of those, to a point
You probably won't relate to my stuff, but I'll thrust one at you anyway. I'ts a dance/jazz/marginally fusional original I call SmoothPass
dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/Smooth%20Pass.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I think I heard a rap version of this.
It was a woman, she was saying stuff like, "your call is important to us, please continue to hold for the next available representative".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# does that mean you think it sounds like please-hold or elevator music?
If so, I agree in a way, but it's mine and not everyone can do it :)

ed: of course I did not expect an answer. You are rather predictable that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# when I play piano it's mostly Satie, or a bit of the old Ludwig van.
 
somtimes a rag or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)
# that covers a bit of territory
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# I suppose it's art, given that probably not just "anybody" could do it
(or at least not anything similar twice in a row.) Why anyone would want to, though, is a different matter.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# farting in church, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# correct--but if it leaves an incidental stain on the pew (pardon the pun) that might be art ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# there's a very nice looking church at the end of our road
maybe i should enquire about about putting on an art exhibition
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# nice looking is important--wouldn't want to showcase your work in a hovel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# but would it be more arty in a hovel?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# it's an untested theory in fart art
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# There was the guy
who ate different coloured foods until he pooped that colour. Bottled them and then made what can only be described as shitscapes painted only with his multi-hued turds.

I'd give that one art (If only for the suffering to get a blue paint)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:00, archived)
# I'd think that would fail on the significance level
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# I was once made to see an exhibition of casts (in bronze) of unusual spaces
it started with the spaces under chairs.
Then moved on to the spaces under stools.
I really don't want to know how she got all those famous people to have molten bronze poured up their arses.

Ha! I just realised that you all think I'm joking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Rachel Whiteread
She makes casts of negative space. I saw one thing of hers which was a cast of the space inside a library.
Oh and I just remembered it was her who made a cast of the inside of an entire house... alright, wiki says she won the Turner prize for it.
I never saw the house, but the library was actually fanatastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Hey there!
What's the URL of your filter? I wanted to run a couple of my slideblend images through it.

Ok I got it, Rapitinui pointed me at your domain
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Drink Up!


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(good luck with that, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# haha, distinctive nose - very good
edit: Sorry. That looks like I might have been being sarcastic. I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# wait are you being sarcastic now?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Who me?
No. Does this look like my sarcastic face to you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
#



 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The new adventures of RAPEOTRON. In Color!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# HAWT(rey)
www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=706
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:49, archived)
# I didn't realise that Stephen Colbert was in the Carry On movies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Very nice... I love your arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# SHITCOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Yeah but are they
sarcastic shitcocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# yeah, totally.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# MAIS OUI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# 8=====D _|¯|O
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACH BRAFF FUCKED US ALL OVER
BY GETTING TOTALLY ARSEHOLED AND RUINING OUR WINE PROMOTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# ALL MESSED UP ON WINE WITH MY FACE ON SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:09, archived)
# I'm kicking myself for not realizing at this stage that something was badly wrong.
You can see the insane glint in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Martin Short brings out the worst in everyone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)
# you see already he's making me think it's alright to go and do terrible things, it's alright, go on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Man I just left an abusive voicemail on my boss's phone and it's all Martin's fault
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:43, archived)
# IT'S ALRIGHT, GO ON, NO HARM CAN COME OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# QUIT BEING SUCH A PUSSY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Fucking hell guys I tried to delete the picture
but a strange force prevented me. It was really strange, a strange force.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:49, archived)
# Sticks!
ALSO: Hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
# DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT MAN I WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR ALMOST A YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:58, archived)
# It all started so well
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:00, archived)
# but ended so very, very badly
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Oh Zach.
Why Zach, why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Fool me one, shame on you Zach.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] First painting I've done for decades. As you can probably tell.


It's part of my mum's community art project, where a few hundred people "do" a piece (roughly 9" x 6", acrylic on MDF) of a big jigsaw.

Next time I'll use pens rather than paint...

(oh, and it may as well be a compo entry, too. Context is all, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
I was getting worried it was going to be a 'proper' picture and wasn't sure what to say if it had been rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# I would no more attempt to present a 'proper' picture than certain of our trans-Atlantic friends would attempt to present a proper argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Ooh. That's fighting talk this time of night, isn't it the afternoon over there?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Well, I had a hilarious argument on here a few nights ago, but the loveable rogue I was arguing with subsequently deleted the whole fucking thing.
Still, I don't mind a daft b3tafight if anyone wants to pick one with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# And you boldly intervened at the time, Colonel, and all that good work has been expunged.
Still, it was fun, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# That conversation?
Wowsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)
# fun for you perhaps--
when you have a handful of like-minded scoffers who enjoy piling on a single individual who never wanted the conversation in the first place. Not fun for the individual. Yet you seem to be insensitive to any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Not entirely insensitive.
Sorry you weren't enjoying it as much as the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# I've made it clear from the beginning that I did not enjoy it
yet, to this day you persist in marveling at something most people care nothing about. So your "sorrys" are worthless, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Oh.
Sorry about that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# oh let's just sit back and enjoy something equally derogatory to English and Americans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Are we done with this, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
# What did you argue about, you objectionable xenophobe?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Never mind, I don't care.
I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Barack Obama and the validity of reason in politics was how it started.
I'm generally in the 'for' camp.
The highlight was when the other dood claimed to have a Masters' degree in Political Science,
and simultaneously claimed not to give a fuck about what Europe thinks about America,
and I accused the fellow of getting his degree off the back of a Cheerios box.

Mofaha witnessed the whole thing, so he can validate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# you are a real asshole, Sea Tramp
Shall I post your gaz in which you begged forgiveness like the obsequious little shit that you are?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Whoa,
internet fight!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# This GAZ?
Heya, LS.

I come in search of peace.
I thought it was a lot of fun last night, having an argument.
The fact that there were very few interruptions meant that thousands of people found the whole thing enthralling!

But I just want to let you know I don't bear you any ill will, and if I offended you at any time, I'm sorry. I wasn't setting out to hurt you or anyone, but I must admit I do like a nice tasty argument every so often.

So, until our swords accidentally clash again, truce?

Yours,

Sea Tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# AND BY SWORDS I MEAN DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# AND BY DICKS I MEAN MEGADICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10512903
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# now I hee-haw at them!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# NOW MY MEMBER IS EXCESSIVELY MORE THAN CIVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# POLITICS: BEST AVOIDED AT ANY COST
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Ah, it's been so long since I had or saw a good row on b3ta.
Shame it got deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:28, archived)
# to be honest
it was nothing special
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Shut it, you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spelled Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# YOUR GAI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Sorry about the delay but they don't let me out much these days

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# oh, piss off you pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Haven't read that meme in a long time.
What about the keyboard-mash one? Something like "asd asdfg", though I forget the exact spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# XZ.m,jfs;lkgeaoih;refdsmngdsoixiure98fdkn mewpfdjrt nfs9843wjhgewkjvsdouqkbewq08hrkjy3khnerw0ofdskjew
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# nonsense, we're always rowing in the gym and such
we're always rowing in the gym and such 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# fucking epic t-shirt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# don't be surprised if I vector it up and submit it to threadless or something
 
still debating whether to get one of these
www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# That is rather tempting.
I only have 2 items of clothing with pictures on, they're not really my kind of thing. But this is seriously good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# A mate of mine has that shirt
good times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha
Haha hahahah hahahahaha haha hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# fuck I just noticed the yellow wrist band
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Haha
Political Science: an important part of this nutritious breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# *throws pint glass in seatramp's direction*
'AVE IT YOU CUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# *stuffs sock with pool balls, swings it around indiscriminately*
FUCKIN' COME ON YOU FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# *RIOTS*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# *starts thread with unedited picture from ebaumsworld*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# *picture from ebaumsworld which was originally posted on b3ta by someone else*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# *deletes thread*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Completely Unrelated
but I didn't want to waste a new thread on TOAP.


Still, I would so love this to be a children's program channel.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# nothing like a good old shake before nap time
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# I deleted my thread
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# You did WHAT?
Why?
When?
Where?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# This beautiful piece of art is a reflection of the advancements of modern society in the 21st century
Also, the dolphin is not a fish, but an air breathing mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# As opposed to a photosynthesising mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# As opposed to James Brown Heliotrygon
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I've always been opposed to that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Man I just realized this is actually a puzzle piece
I didn't realize initially that you meant "big jigsaw" literally.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Yay! The football!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Oh hell.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# wrong login?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Kenny login
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
*cuts loose*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# *cuts cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# *cuts mustard*
(as if...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# HOARDER OF HAMS
www.b3ta.com/board/3484455
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Nah, I only just saw this and didn't realise she was going that far.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# ah
it's a football joke and i'm not in the uk at the moment, so i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# OLDSKOOL FURTIVE ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] i understand completely*
looks like a good spot to drop this nonsense. 4pm weekdays, living tv. skyplus it.

*does not understand
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzHDiSEwjeI
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
also, i'm peaing from a similar vein
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Velma
Tennis fan. Definitely.
(rogerzilla, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# yay Furtive
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# TAKE THAT YOU LOUSY FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] i win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# I'd watch this.
It looks a lot better than those sappy kids' programmes where the dog is not only allowed to live, but is also treated as some kind of heroic figure.
/spot the bloke traumatised by dogs as a toddler
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# games include
Plankwank: try to fill up the container with the most amount of blood and semen by beating sammy over the cock with a 2x4

Sickskiing: skiing down an obstacle course laden with sammy's sick

sickfuck: team captains tries to make a member of the opposite team cry by shouting "sickfuck" over and over.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# plankwank is worth a 'shop of its own!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# It's got legs!
(Well, it's still got three legs. Hope it's not a long series)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I still am
never look 'em in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# aaaahhhahhahhhahhh
 
ENDORSED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha I'm afraid that's the wrong answer Sally... that's means it's time for
DID ALL SICK ON YOUR HEAD AND THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# if the wolf was being sick on Holly Willoughby
and she was caressing the viscous green secretion into her breasts - THEN i would watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# or sexing her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Holly Willoughbooby
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# should brighten up any Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ha
:D

evenin'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# A Christmas favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# THIS AM SICK
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Pffft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Is that Doherty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# haha..it's actually Obama
just the right angle upside down... needed a headshot and it fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# :D
All your stuff is excellent ... or are we not allowed to say things like that any more
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# ^This
stop this talent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# ty
don't see why not
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Aw man, Drimble. You're getting awfully close to "Bitchin about people Bitchin"
Which would make me right now "Bitchin about Bitchin about people Bitchin", this way madness lies.
You're causing a Bitchin Cascade here Drimble, and not the good kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# all I have to say on bitching on the internet
is... it's only the internet, don't take stuff to heart.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Aw shucks, fiendy
you've pushed us up to bitchin4, we're approaching critical bitchin
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Now you're just being silly...
...he bitched
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# OH NO
we've passed bitch to the hypercube, we're in fucking trouble now. BITCHIN MELTDOWN! THE BITCH CASCADE HAS BEGUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Get away from her, you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
yes!
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Squelch
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Genius.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# very nicely done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# FP this now!
I don't care that it's not even 25 minutes old yet - this is fucking brilliant; it caused me to burst out laughing like a motherfucker!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# haha
nicely animated as usual, mister E Dubya bush!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# "Fucking noddy!?"
Excellent work there that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Kevin at his finest :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Haha fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# haha!
the pic is more fun than the idea that inspired it
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# it's full of seamy goodness
and a pickled egg...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# ...and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Whoa, whoa, whoa there boy.
If you're going to be dissing the chipmunks we're going to have some problems you and me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# no no mu, you were thinking of the chippendales.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Fucking sexy chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Nah, my dad was playing me 1950s Alvin & the Chipmunks records when I was a baby. Nothing against them.
But, some years on, I'm more amused by the scenario proposed here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# basically he's saying your photoshopping skills are shit.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Yep. They are!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Oh gawd
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaha

took me far to long to get that, must be time for sleepys
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I was hugely disappointed by the film Stardust.
Worst Glam Rock Biography Ever.

Even worse than Rex Tree-mendae: The Marc Bolan Story.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# DO NOT THREAD DELETE!


Repost thread. Post something you did done sometime before now but would like people to be seeing it did now again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# ahhhahhah just found this too
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# No Mr Devils, nut gonna sell u my sole 2nite thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
Tim Curry wants no souls, just a decent role with no Rocky Horror references
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# goodbye peado thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha
The cats around here are a bit rubbish too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# No

sorry
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Apologies accepted.
Me likey. Me clicky. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# lolchairs
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# for in replying to you
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Reposting is never a bad thing
if it can show those of us wot's not on here a lot the fabulous things like this what we've done missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Lots of good stuff going on in this thread already.
Restraining myself from replying to everyone out of "op guilt",
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# You can never have enough praise
or shoes, hats and gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I've got a spare hat you can have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# haha, cheers,
To be honest, I just lurk in and out these days.

shame really as I didn't "get" the internets until I stumbled upon b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# At last
Science that even I can understand!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# yeah!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt
This deserves a big fat click for having to start your 'shop with the most godawful source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
# it's fine
the source pics turn me on and improve my shopping standards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Absolutely fucking beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE MINCER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# well, I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# /(OVO)\
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Also
This enormous spider WILL DEVOUR US ALL !!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I for one welcome our Giant Spider Overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I want The Neville to come back and post things.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# As do I - Still have his book somewhere
:(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Yep
and Grey Kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Yep.
I did see WATL the other day though, maybe he can fill in for them both.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# He could
But all three back here would be nice. Or am I just being greedy?

Grey Kid posted the funniest thing on here I've ever seen. It brought the house down.

I wish I backed up more thoroughly when I got my new PC a year or so ago as I had a wonderful record of all the great things that had been posted since the early 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# A moments silence for our fallen commrades...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# *pours one for homies*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, the bloke's got two wedding rings. Perhaps his wife loves him very, very much.
the bloke's got two wedding rings. Perhaps his wife loves him very very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# "Mum!? Dad!? What are you doing in there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Sheer laziness
'runs off'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on
But I'm smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Wonderful!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# this
makes me smile a lot too - another case of too much cheese before bedtime?

or is it just me that has dreams like this?
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# The worst part is
it made sense in context. Except the context itself made no sense.
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/WAILAAPOYD/
Wail aa poyd doesn't mean that at all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# It's a whale with tits on stilts, on fire.
I get it completely.
And Wail aa Poyd is Whale on Stilts in welsh. If something says otherwise they're using the wrong welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Needs more laser eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Feel free to deface :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Ah - of course - thank you

clearly been a while since I read the FAQ
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Tragic deletion!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# ^this, hard
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Now it's time to go to Tottenham Woods to see what those naughty scamps are up to
Look here's Stabby Chavy Loota Pusher and Tarquin.

Hello boys! Is that a new plasma screen? Mine for 50 quid you say? Mind that CCTV camera!



Hoodies say "Fuck you"
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I used to watch the Hoobs every morning in my pre-working, insomnia days.
It was my cue to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# XBOX one?
did they loot a museum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# yes
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# What's an X box?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# It's the censored version of Cockweasle's cuntbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *click* Nice one.

Chuffed to bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# thats what I call a cunt engine!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# HOODIES!
hoodie hoodie yum yum...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I never tire of this Harry and Paul bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxJYtfOReI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# the theme tune alone recalls vague memories of deep joy, that was one of the shows I was permitted to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# that's crackin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
crackin' Hooby Groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# While the Hoobs take to the streets, the Fimbles resort to 1930s pulp horror fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# 1930s pulp ftw :)
*clickage*... if only for the story. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] i aint hammy Motherf****r
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# To Bel-air!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# i <3 ToTR
started a lifetime of appreciation of exploitation of animals for my innocent pleasure. ratty in the balloon and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
# "Oh My God!!! Sweet Jesus!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
lager tops
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# In an infinite universe, everything must exist.
It was inevitable this picture would be created. Reality is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# It's inevitable that things which aren't wonderful will be created
is that wonderful?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Good, just checking.
www.b3ta.com/board/10512633
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10512633#post10512643
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Life is wonderful! You are wonderful! :D
cheers to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Rule 34?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
that's what the many worlds interpretation is all about.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# well this just makes me fucking thirsty, it's only ten in the morning
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Hello to NZ, its almost beer tiem = weekend! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# eight hours to go, unless I have a quiet vodka with lunch : (
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# glad my earlier post of the pic spawned something
funnier than I could come up with. :)
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# thanks for the picture! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# This is better than the original woman. I can rely on beer.
'goes off to drink more beer'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it is a bindun!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I never realized what scary hands pob has
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# His spork hands were damaged in the great Uri Geller cutlery disaster of '97.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I think he's doing 'the horns'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# always staring through steamed up windows...the perv


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# He needs to get out of his shed a bit more
and haunt us a bit more with his shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I thought I recognised him.
Is that Nicholas Cage's retarded younger brother, Locktinna?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# They're just flesy protrusions to make the experience more intense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# AAAGH!
Also, what gives? I'm not on /board for a few weeks, I come back and it's mean-ness all round :(
cue barrage of 'FUCK OFF'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hey, I just genuinely wished someone good luck with their endeavors.
That's a bloody love fest from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# It has been a bit of a funny old day in that sense
The first reply I saw to a post this morning was F**K OFF......
something to do with a full moon and menstrual synchronizing I think..
Or B3ta slowly turning into The Sun's cartoon strip page.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I had quit forever,
but I've just popped back to say FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# fuck it
let's all leave. That'll show them. The fuckers. Who ever they may be..
* get's confuzzled and has cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I put myself on ignore once.
It was very satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I bet that showed you
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I didn't notice for nearly 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Fuck around!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhah oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ONE DAY IN TELETUBBY LAND SOMETHING APPEARED FROM FAR, FAR AWAY
 
that always sounded ambiguously ominous to me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Rumours of a chick flick abound
First piccy post, sorry if bindun.
(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Mind
Blown
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Carol Voldemort
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# What have you shopped here?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# gizza blowie
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Cor, Vorderman just keeps looking better and better as she gets older.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ere! Wot's that 'orrible buzzin' noise?
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# FWAP ME BERK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# "there's something down there"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# *pulls waistband outward*
nope -- still nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# check yer trap door
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Nicely
for memories.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Right!
It's bonkin' time!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] seems appropriate
(pdjpdj, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Harry?
Looks more like Ron.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)

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