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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:40,
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haha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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nice pastry balancing
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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It daren't move
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Ace!
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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Ta lully!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Excellent :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:46,
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Cheers Whato!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Splendid work!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51,
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Ta sir!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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flawless potato shop work there
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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Ooh ta Clay!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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heh heh :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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:D
\O/
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:59,
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Countryside.
/Stephen Fry blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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Yay
ISIHAC
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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due to the lack of responses
i'm guessing everyone's at lunch *click*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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oh fucking hell
that is terrifying
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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Class!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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Cheers Wobbly!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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I Like This.
His expression pretty much sums up my mood today.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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Oh noes!
What ails ye good sir? ;(
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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Work, mainly. It's pissing me off.
To quote Mr Declan McManus "I would rather be anywhere else than here today". Other than that, the pie and mash I had for lunch was rather yummy ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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Ahh, good o'...
...not all bad then :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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haha!
Very nicely done. There's some fantastic stuff on this page - it's positively inspirational. *strains to think of a funny idea*
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enceladus ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29,
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Oo ta muchly
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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we all fucking do it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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except jesus
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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pfffft!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:34,
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Ahh maltesers, the least satisfying confectionary item ever.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:35,
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you are wrong
on every conceivable level
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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Maybe, maybe I am.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:46,
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You are a very bad man
I now medically require Malteasers.
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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FIRED FROM A CANNON!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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Delicious but deadly
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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How about something more.... well, oil-based?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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Do sweetshops accept prescriptions?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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The Boots round the corner from us sells sweets
I reckon some talented B3tan could whip up a convincing looking prescription
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to be one for nefarious purposes
"Dear Boots the Chemists and Sweetyshops, This is a prescription for Joliet to get a great big bag of Maltesers. Please hand them over forthwith. Yours with hugs, Dr. Tribble T. Tribs MD, D.Phil, Dip.Shit, MTV, VH1, GTFO" Print that out and give it a go.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:43,
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Ahh, Maltesers... when you can't be arsed belming yourself.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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Hahahahahahahaha
How do you eat yours? Oh, hang on a mo... :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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The lighter way to commit murder
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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the one where babs gets her tits out ... again
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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Oh, Matron!
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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yak yak yak
:D
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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Inyourendo.
Noons.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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Wow! A thing of epic awesomeness!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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pfffft, quality
in other news found a great resource site for alien pics:www.markta.co.uk/alien/chapter02.htm the entire film in widescreen still frames no less
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:28,
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bloody ace!
*bookmarks*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:40,
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;)
I typed 'sydney james' into google images instead of 'sidney james', who knew a small typo could make so much difference
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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oh!
sexy accident. or was it?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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good question
the dude that made this appears to be a b3tan
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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^ this
"The captain gives Brett his pen back, but he doesn't seem to know what to do with it."
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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you are the new monkeon!
And you spit in the face of the frontpage rules! *click*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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amusing as your fight against the front page is
that is 500k of gifs, size isn't everything fella also someone stole the r's off the end of your peculiars - yak yak
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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plus another 90k here
seriously though, I thouht if I sliced a huge image into 4 smaller ones(each about 100k) it wouldn't affect the loading speed for teh board? I could do with knowing if this actually works for future reference
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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it works and is an acceptable tactic
and for something as good as your post it's a very acceptable tactic.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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Superb! Yak yak yak
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:30,
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Bra-vo!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:34,
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"It looks like some sort of secreted resin"
"yeah, but secreted from what?"
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:36,
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Hahahaaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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hahaha
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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oh, so wrong
and so funny
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:39,
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You are a bad, bad person.
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Good Penny ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:02,
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bloody epic
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mutated monty ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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hahaha - this is wonderful!
never mind the width, feel the quality...
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enceladus ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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Hahaha, superb!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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I approve.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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Even the lamp was eventually affected by the merger :(
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:57,
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I saw the other day that the cars spinoff movie Planes
is not actually being made by Pixar, but released as just Disney. Nice that Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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A tragedy indeed
Walt himself would also be ashamed at "Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse". What useles nonsense and cheap 3D crap. All about the money now. :(
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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tragedy?
am I not typing what I think I'm saying again Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint. What could have been a Pixar easy buck (Planes www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRznx2b0Zg looks great!) they've decided to pass to one of the many Disney cg teams so they can stay focused on stuff that's all about the story. I've no problem with Disney making cheaper stuff for minor tv cable channels, especially when the viewers are generally not aware of what it takes to make the programs, just as long as the serious stuff stays on track.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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i actually think that 'planes'
looks great - much better than cars. Dont know why they didnt fuck cars 2 off to straight to video (like most disney sequels) and save planes for a cinema release
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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It's gonna be
no Jimbo. Or Budgie the Little Helicopter.
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Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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maybe the story of Cars 2 is good
and Planes isn't so?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:05,
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I read
The reason they gave Cars 2 the go ahead was cos it makes so much money from merchandising. And little kids love it, even if grown ups don't.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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damn them and their putting popular things on at the cinema!
*shakes fist*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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:O(
Nicely done but very true. Edit: Any Bleak Expectations fans about? Just heard some exciting news that I want to share with people but no-one I know, other than the beardedwife, would give a crap.
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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*please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme*
It's going to be made into a TV programme isn't it :(
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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Yes... with the bloody awful title "The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff"
"There should be a one-hour special this Christmas and then three half-hours in the New Year, all on BBC2." BUT! "Rumours abound of a fifth radio series in the Spring... Keep your ears peeled!" *GLEE!* Edit: However, I'm perfectly willing to give the TV show a fair crack of the whip, considering it was originally supposed to be a TV show.
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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I'll reserve judgement, could be good
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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:D yays
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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*Massive hugs to TMOC & BLD for being awesome & allowing me to share my glee*
:OD
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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I care!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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You are a gentleman and a scholar!
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:12,
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What's occurring?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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*adds JPG to massive hug list*
"The search was like a Scottish banquet. Fruitless."
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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Are you not getting this:
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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It tells me I have to log in
But I have them all on CD* anyway*Compact Disc. Those shiny circles that are DVDs^ without pictures^Digital Versatile Discs. What we used to watch before internet streaming
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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*reloads Reel-to-Reel*
What are these CDs of which you speak?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:37,
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Never heard of it
but sounds awfully good. Must investigate...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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Yes.
You should. It is all of the awesome.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:57,
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save R4 streaming programs with this
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Rich T has a clever and witty sig ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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must be true - its in the papers
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Rich T has a clever and witty sig ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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Ah yes, the Johann Hari School of Journalism:
From The Grauniad: "In the radio version Richard Johnson plays Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose idyllic life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother." From Wikipedia: "The plot of the first series revolves around Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the Bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose seemingly ideal life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:17,
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Me! Me! Me!
I hope it's a new radio series. I went to see the pilot being recorded. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen - even funnier than hearing the series on radio.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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!
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:41,
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Urgh
too many muscles. He looks like he's about to burst out of his skin. I'd rather a man of marshmallow any day of the week
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:48,
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*waggles eyebrows*
really...
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:53,
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Oh yes
*waggles woggle*
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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COR!
*pulls at collar to release steam*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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...I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us....
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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I should've been a Ghostbuster
:O)
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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"Ray's gone bye-bye Egon. What have you got left?"
"Sorry, Venkmann, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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Hahaha
it's him of that Big Brother! Mornin' Ninj
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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Morning Q!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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You went there, didn't you?
Bad Ninj!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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Hehehehe
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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ah, freebase
ive missed him. Not seen him around for a little bit
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:41,
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pffft
fook
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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Hehe - position of Freebase face is excellent
Although surely if the teleport is around the entrance to the toaster it would just be bread landing on the plate?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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I'm loving the needlepoint
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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G'ning all
Have some morning fluff.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:35,
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awwwww
I say, would someone give me a push
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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vladimir ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:42,
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What a smug Fuffy..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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*asplodes with fluff overload*
*cliiiiiiick!*
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:46,
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The happy couple with child outside the Bank of Jordan
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:02,
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awww, cute little hellboy
very nicely
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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it's his translucent knees that scare me
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
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haha
I hadn't noticed those until you said. I trust they had a new labour?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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badum-tish
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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his knees scare me too
ning Toasty One
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:34,
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Interesting & unsurprising
(the article, not your pic. Hellbaby is epic)
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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Speaking of happy couples...
These are not worth their own thread, I was detained in bed this morning so these are more shit that normal... Happy Birthday Raquel Welch and Freddie Mercury .
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:15,
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\o/
Lovely tribute to Freddie on the Google page this morning
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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it is nice
but he's still dead, do we celebrate peoples birthdays after they have died? i dunno, seems odd to me.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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I barely remember the birthdays of people who are alive
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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^this^
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:30,
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It's nice to remember
A bunch of fans are all dressing up like Freddie tonight to celebrate his birthday & raise money for his aids foundation in Central London. So, that's nice.
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:30,
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that's a good excuse for a party if ever i heard it.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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:D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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happy birthday freddet (or, benny)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:02,
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Stripy goodness!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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Great work Toasty!
But what a web of dirty filth! And what was the significance in the Jesus/Jordan location?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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at the spot where Jesus is said to have undergone the same ceremony, according to an article in Vogue magazine.
it's only according to vogue, there's no truth that jesus got baptised there.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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there is, the expensive resort that took their money said so
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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on the third day he created the sky
on the fourth day he created the sun on the sabbath he created the news of the world
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:41,
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Nicely done, sir.
He's got his father's horns.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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is it a ghost baby? He has transparent knees
not like you to make mistakes, toasticus! Now its time to erase that mistake! *dick joneses*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:43,
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quality
tag it before it goes viral
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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He'd give Rosemary's Baby a run for his money...
excellent work.
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enceladus ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Hurrah!
..I like this...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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I thought
and hoped you might :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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Needs a soundtrack.
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Astatine ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:23,
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Sorry
I did check the time but the source image just begged me to shop it nowClick for bigger (142 kb)
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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Hahaha
Love the guy on the right. sidebar: What were team GB doing in the relay? The guy just threw the baton at his team mate. I call shenanigans.
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:55,
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Proabably...
..thought he was in the javelin and gave his best throw
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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If he did
he throws like a limp wristed girly boy
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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..
..thats the one on the left!
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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Team GB?
What is Team GB ? I feel a rant coming on.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:01,
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Do it
do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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Team GB is you, me, everybody (all over the world)
Remember there is no I in team, but there is an US in "special" bus.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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How wonderfully appropriate.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20,
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the fuck is a "relay"?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
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Outside of the connection to Solenoids, I have no clue or indeed interest.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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Rant away
My knowledge of athletics begins and ends with the clip of the runner throwing the baton which was shown on the news this morning
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:10,
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Mo Farah is great
I've raced against him, you know
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05,
archived )
....Being "chased" by and then being forced to return his wallet
is not racing Nibus.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
archived )
Really?
What car were you driving? Which traffic lights? Did you win?
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12,
archived )
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:40,
archived )
How meloncholy.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:45,
archived )
Full Melon WOO!
*click* What a way to start the day!
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:47,
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fucking water melon
full of fucking pips. bastards.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50,
archived )
Watermelon pips are great
by holding them just so between thumb and forefinger you can squeeze them and fire them quite accurately at quite a distance
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16,
archived )
Fuck me a new week!
Ning!
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dogbomb ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:07,
archived )
Why did the flea have deja-vu?
He knew what was the bee for.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:32,
archived )
This is even better because it has bees in it!
Although for a flea wouldn't a bee sting be like being hit by a venomous bus?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:32,
archived )
They were Microbees
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:50,
archived )
groan!
also you owe me a fiver cos i've spotted a grocer's apostrophe
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:41,
archived )
it's a shocking one, I'd demand a tenner at least
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:45,
archived )
bugger yeah, i've undersold myself again
in other news, have you read mark gatiss' comic?
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49,
archived )
which, the versuvias club?
if that one, no, I have the book, but not had the time
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:53,
archived )
oh ok, just wondering if it's any good or not
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:56,
archived )
the book is supposedly, no idea about the comic adaptation
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:57,
archived )
ohhh sorry, didn't realise when you said book you meant an actual book
/bleary eyed monday blog
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:10,
archived )
The book is pretty good, not the best thing ever, but entertaining, which is all I ask from a book
I had no idea there was a comic, I'll have to check it out.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:19,
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The comic is OK too.
I've read better but I've also read FAR worse.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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I think it slipped out of the subject line
Unless weeks can be created by human procreation methods.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:08,
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Tenner
For a jar of honey etc....
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49,
archived )
hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:41,
archived )
*shakes head*
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Joliet ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50,
archived )
hahaha
one of your best!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50,
archived )
Could a Bee actually sting a flea?
surely the Bees stinging bit would be bigger that the flea?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
archived )
and in other San Francisco news:
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:47,
archived )
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:52,
archived )
Hahaha is that real?
"Poke your head in and feel the love"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:53,
archived )
i shopped the sign
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:56,
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also, you do NOT want to kneel in the confessional
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:57,
archived )
This, on the other hand
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tubaman ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:20,
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and so is....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:47,
archived )
oh great--another reality show
;p
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:59,
archived )
more accurately, this is real
.......kind of (head looks a little elongated though) *checks mirror*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:16,
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love the Telly Savalas hairdo :)
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:24,
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that was the only option,
if i didn't want to look like thiswww.m-a-d-e.net/backcatalogue/photobooth.jpg it's a lot less of a faff than using clippers too
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:35,
archived )
hahaa
well, style is arbitrary. Who knows, that look may be fashionable someday. My hair is probably 18" in length and I keep it in a ponytail. But it is a hassle in some ways. I may take the plunge one day and hack it all off.
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:50,
archived )
lucky bastard
if i had hair i'd grow it long. not that being bald bothers me, it'd just be nice to have the option *i'd like it be known, the photbooth guy is NOT me*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:48,
archived )
Oh look!
He can do b3ta tricks...
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tubaman ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:53,
archived )
:D Amen, Brother
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:54,
archived )
ewwwwwww!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 5:10,
archived )
cock goes in, sin comes out.
AND REPEAT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 5:23,
archived )
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 3:49,
archived )
Bonus SwayTay
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:00,
archived )
What's he saying here?
I can't work it out.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:14,
archived )
doah-boofth-doah-boofth-doah-boofth-doah-boofth-
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:22,
archived )
"warm sperm"
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:27,
archived )
No, I asked "what's he saying"
not, "what's he eating"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:32,
archived )
dayum!
twist it!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:01,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:09,
archived )
you deleted a post, you whore!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:11,
archived )
She's having fun there :)
Anyway yeah but I put it back again.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:14,
archived )
...but that's not the same
I had to repoast mine :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:18,
archived )
So what I think you're saying is...
you deleted a post too? Hmmmm?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:18,
archived )
NO, I'm sorry, you are wrong
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:26,
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...and just so you know, when I said "Hmmmmm?" in the post above
I raised my eyebrows and pursed my lips in a provocatively patronizing way.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:29,
archived )
how gay
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:31,
archived )
Hahahaha
you fucking love it
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:31,
archived )
filename does it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:38,
archived )
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:44,
archived )
Either this is a huddle in the American Football Clone League
or a rather unfortunate point of view at a bukkake party.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:46,
archived )
whassa matter here?
you spackmeisters can't hold it together tonight?
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LS18 ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:25,
archived )
i cant stay in my chair
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:30,
archived )
Hahahaha new frictionless casters
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:33,
archived )
Contribution to my mum's community art project #5
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:00,
archived )
Ah dude sorry
I forgot all about this, I've been really busy. I'll look at this tomorrow and get something out to you if I can.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:08,
archived )
There's still more than a week to go, so no need to fret. Anything I can print off and glue onto a panel of the shape/dimensions I sent ya would be ace.
With me, well, I could hand my mum a turd on a plate, and she'd enthuse about how lovely the plate was ;)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:18,
archived )
NSFCDC
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:16,
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It's a frontal view of a kitten chewing on a dog bone
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:45,
archived )
indeed
It is a magenta bone of sorts
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:52,
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you must have had a nibble then...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:56,
archived )
The fountain's pump had been playing up recently
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automatton52 Grumpy old goth ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:48,
archived )
its Herons Filthy Fountain =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:06,
archived )
Spluff!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:57,
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Only Droids And Banthas.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:47,
archived )
Later on Denzil's floating city:
"This deal on these Slovakian VCR's is getting worse all the time"
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:50,
archived )
that's really very unnerving
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:43,
archived )
Lukes' expression! :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:06,
archived )
Pfft!
You silly :D
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Weetobix ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:00,
archived )
no subject
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Kamsky ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:27,
archived )
Jeeze my internetz just got raped
optimise it hard! Edit: nicely optimised.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:29,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:30,
archived )
*pulls*
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:34,
archived )
*farts*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:44,
archived )
Any more?
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:33,
archived )
ahh, yes!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:37,
archived )
Thank you
=]
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:38,
archived )
lol
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:41,
archived )
I think this is what's meant by the term "bugger me sideways"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:19,
archived )
:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:27,
archived )
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:06,
archived )
I hope that I never see this gif
EVER... outside of a dream.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:34,
archived )
great thanks
no, really
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:36,
archived )
You may want to downsize that
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:37,
archived )
it's not the size that hurts, it's the thickness
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:38,
archived )
Well that's what an old girlfriend said.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:42,
archived )
:D..thread saved
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:41,
archived )
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Kamsky ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:45,
archived )
Barely flinches!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:40,
archived )
IT'S DRINKING THE WATER
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:10,
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They're not THAT big.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:03,
archived )
Wait a minute... a mod?
What the fuck? I thought you allo died out in the great plague of '09.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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Zombie Mods roam the boards thesedays
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:16,
archived )
To be fair, they should never have been buried in a cursed domain name
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:25,
archived )
The worrying thing is when the monitor suddenly goes all snowy and
you hear the words "They're Heeeeerrrrre!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:40,
archived )
It's not fair
He broke da rulez and got two clicks for it....
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:14,
archived )
no subject
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Kamsky ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:21,
archived )
Hi. The images you are posting are breaking board netiquette.
They're a bit too big. Please link to them, or optimise them. Even better, download a .gif editor and make them fuuny. Cheers.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:24,
archived )
ok, sorry.
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Kamsky ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:24,
archived )
There you go, no harm done.
Stick around and join in a bit.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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Just tried to opimise one of your images
I stabilised the background which was making the size large and masked out the animated parts - now this is useable. Nice gifs btw just a bit under optimised. Edit: just seen your optimised one very nicely done.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:10,
archived )
Thanks!
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Kamsky ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:16,
archived )
haha cute panda
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:20,
archived )
How about some FAQs for bedtime reading?
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26,
archived )
No no no. Be nice. Today is be nice day. So be nice.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26,
archived )
Ok then. Group hug.
(I'm an hour ahead, it's be slightly nasty day here already)
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:33,
archived )
Indeed in fairness he has optimised them fantastically.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:22,
archived )
Yep, I hereby retract all my nastiness
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:31,
archived )
Me too - I recant my boardnazism ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:32,
archived )
See what happens when you don't scream hellfire and damnation to everyone who makes a reasonable mistake?
One time in a thousand, they turn out to be a decent person.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:39,
archived )
I like them odds haha
They say the chances of life on mars was a million to one but still they come.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:44,
archived )
BiG
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herman:D ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26,
archived )
all sorts of fuckwank be going on....
.....oh
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:29,
archived )
Itsa onea thosea
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:43,
archived )
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