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# Smugface
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# nice pastry balancing
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It daren't move
:)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Cheers Whato!
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Splendid work!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Ta sir!
:)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# flawless potato shop work there
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Ooh ta Clay!
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# heh heh :)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# :D
\O/
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Countryside.
/Stephen Fry blog
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Yay
ISIHAC
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# due to the lack of responses
i'm guessing everyone's at lunch
*click*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# oh fucking hell
that is terrifying
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Class!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Cheers Wobbly!
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I Like This.
His expression pretty much sums up my mood today.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Oh noes!
What ails ye good sir? ;(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Work, mainly. It's pissing me off.
To quote Mr Declan McManus "I would rather be anywhere else than here today".

Other than that, the pie and mash I had for lunch was rather yummy ;-)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Ahh, good o'...
...not all bad then :)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# haha!
Very nicely done. There's some fantastic stuff on this page - it's positively inspirational.

*strains to think of a funny idea*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Oo ta muchly
:)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# we all fucking do it
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# except jesus
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ahh maltesers, the least satisfying confectionary item ever.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# you are wrong
on every conceivable level
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Maybe, maybe I am.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You are a very bad man
I now medically require Malteasers.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# FIRED FROM A CANNON!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Delicious but deadly
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# How about something more.... well, oil-based?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Do sweetshops accept prescriptions?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# The Boots round the corner from us sells sweets
I reckon some talented B3tan could whip up a convincing looking prescription
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to be one for nefarious purposes
"Dear Boots the Chemists and Sweetyshops,

This is a prescription for Joliet to get a great big bag of Maltesers. Please hand them over forthwith.

Yours with hugs,

Dr. Tribble T. Tribs MD, D.Phil, Dip.Shit, MTV, VH1, GTFO"

Print that out and give it a go.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ahh, Maltesers... when you can't be arsed belming yourself.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
How do you eat yours? Oh, hang on a mo...

:)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# The lighter way to commit murder
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# the one where babs gets her tits out ... again



(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, Matron!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# yak yak yak
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Inyourendo.
Noons.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Wow! A thing of epic awesomeness!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# pfffft, quality
in other news found a great resource site for alien pics:
www.markta.co.uk/alien/chapter02.htm
the entire film in widescreen still frames no less
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# bloody ace!
*bookmarks*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# ;)
I typed 'sydney james' into google images instead of 'sidney james', who knew a small typo could make so much difference
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# oh!
sexy accident.

or was it?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# good question
the dude that made this appears to be a b3tan
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ^ this
"The captain gives Brett his pen back, but he doesn't seem to know what to do with it."
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you are the new monkeon!
And you spit in the face of the frontpage rules!

*click*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# amusing as your fight against the front page is
that is 500k of gifs, size isn't everything fella

also someone stole the r's off the end of your peculiars - yak yak
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# plus another 90k here


seriously though, I thouht if I sliced a huge image into 4 smaller ones(each about 100k) it wouldn't affect the loading speed for teh board? I could do with knowing if this actually works for future reference
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# it works and is an acceptable tactic
and for something as good as your post it's a very acceptable tactic.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Superb! Yak yak yak

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Bra-vo!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# "It looks like some sort of secreted resin"
"yeah, but secreted from what?"
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
:D

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# oh, so wrong
and so funny
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
You are a bad, bad person.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# bloody epic
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha - this is wonderful!
never mind the width, feel the quality...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha, superb!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I approve.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Even the lamp was eventually affected by the merger :(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I saw the other day that the cars spinoff movie Planes
is not actually being made by Pixar, but released as just Disney.
Nice that Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# A tragedy indeed
Walt himself would also be ashamed at "Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse". What useles nonsense and cheap 3D crap. All about the money now. :(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# tragedy?
am I not typing what I think I'm saying again
Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
What could have been a Pixar easy buck (Planes www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRznx2b0Zg looks great!) they've decided to pass to one of the many Disney cg teams so they can stay focused on stuff that's all about the story.

I've no problem with Disney making cheaper stuff for minor tv cable channels, especially when the viewers are generally not aware of what it takes to make the programs, just as long as the serious stuff stays on track.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# i actually think that 'planes'
looks great - much better than cars. Dont know why they didnt fuck cars 2 off to straight to video (like most disney sequels) and save planes for a cinema release
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# It's gonna be
no Jimbo. Or Budgie the Little Helicopter.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# maybe the story of Cars 2 is good
and Planes isn't so?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I read
The reason they gave Cars 2 the go ahead was cos it makes so much money from merchandising.
And little kids love it, even if grown ups don't.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# damn them and their putting popular things on at the cinema!
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :O(
Nicely done but very true.

Edit: Any Bleak Expectations fans about? Just heard some exciting news that I want to share with people but no-one I know, other than the beardedwife, would give a crap.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# *please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme*
It's going to be made into a TV programme isn't it :(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Yes... with the bloody awful title "The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff"
"There should be a one-hour special this Christmas and then three half-hours in the New Year, all on BBC2."

BUT!

"Rumours abound of a fifth radio series in the Spring... Keep your ears peeled!"

*GLEE!*

Edit: However, I'm perfectly willing to give the TV show a fair crack of the whip, considering it was originally supposed to be a TV show.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I'll reserve judgement, could be good
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :D yays
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# *Massive hugs to TMOC & BLD for being awesome & allowing me to share my glee*
:OD
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I care!
I even archived this
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You are a gentleman and a scholar!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# What's occurring?
In other news: for all your catch-up needs: www.radioarchive.cc/torrents-search.php?search=Bleak+Expectations&cat=0&incldead=0&lang=0

Edit: Sorry, bit slow to respond there :(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *adds JPG to massive hug list*
"The search was like a Scottish banquet. Fruitless."
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Are you not getting this:
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# It tells me I have to log in
But I have them all on CD* anyway

*Compact Disc. Those shiny circles that are DVDs^ without pictures

^Digital Versatile Discs. What we used to watch before internet streaming
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# *reloads Reel-to-Reel*
What are these CDs of which you speak?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Never heard of it
but sounds awfully good.
Must investigate...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Yes.
You should.

It is all of the awesome.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# save R4 streaming programs with this
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# must be true - its in the papers
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Ah yes, the Johann Hari School of Journalism:
From The Grauniad:

"In the radio version Richard Johnson plays Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose idyllic life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."

From Wikipedia:

"The plot of the first series revolves around Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the Bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose seemingly ideal life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Me! Me! Me!
I hope it's a new radio series.

I went to see the pilot being recorded. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen - even funnier than hearing the series on radio.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# !
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Urgh
too many muscles. He looks like he's about to burst out of his skin. I'd rather a man of marshmallow any day of the week
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
really...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Oh yes
*waggles woggle*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# COR!

*pulls at collar to release steam*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ...I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us....
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I should've been a Ghostbuster
:O)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# "Ray's gone bye-bye Egon. What have you got left?"
"Sorry, Venkmann, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
it's him of that Big Brother! Mornin' Ninj
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Morning Q!
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# You went there, didn't you?
Bad Ninj!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ah, freebase
ive missed him. Not seen him around for a little bit

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# pffft
fook
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hehe - position of Freebase face is excellent
Although surely if the teleport is around the entrance to the toaster it would just be bread landing on the plate?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm loving the needlepoint
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# G'ning all
Have some morning fluff.


(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# awwwww
I say, would someone give me a push
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
no but I can offer a shove
img.tfd.com/wn/3E/5F79D-shove.jpg
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# What a smug Fuffy..
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# *asplodes with fluff overload*
*cliiiiiiick!*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# The happy couple with child outside the Bank of Jordan
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# awww, cute little hellboy
very nicely
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# it's his translucent knees that scare me
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# haha
I hadn't noticed those until you said. I trust they had a new labour?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# badum-tish
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# his knees scare me too
ning Toasty One
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Interesting & unsurprising
(the article, not your pic. Hellbaby is epic)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Speaking of happy couples...
These are not worth their own thread, I was detained in bed this morning so these are more shit that normal...

Happy Birthday Raquel Welch and Freddie Mercury.

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
Lovely tribute to Freddie on the Google page this morning
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# it is nice
but he's still dead, do we celebrate peoples birthdays after they have died?

i dunno, seems odd to me.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I barely remember the birthdays of people who are alive
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It's nice to remember
A bunch of fans are all dressing up like Freddie tonight to celebrate his birthday & raise money for his aids foundation in Central London. So, that's nice.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# that's a good excuse for a party if ever i heard it.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# happy birthday freddet (or, benny)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Stripy goodness!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Great work Toasty!
But what a web of dirty filth! And what was the significance in the Jesus/Jordan location?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# at the spot where Jesus is said to have undergone the same ceremony, according to an article in Vogue magazine.
it's only according to vogue, there's no truth that jesus got baptised there.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# there is, the expensive resort that took their money said so
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# on the third day he created the sky
on the fourth day he created the sun
on the sabbath he created the news of the world
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Nicely done, sir.
He's got his father's horns.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# is it a ghost baby? He has transparent knees
not like you to make mistakes, toasticus!

Now its time to erase that mistake! *dick joneses*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# quality
tag it before it goes viral
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# He'd give Rosemary's Baby a run for his money...
excellent work.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
..I like this...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I thought
and hoped you might

:)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Needs a soundtrack.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Sorry
I did check the time but the source image just begged me to shop it now


Click for bigger (142 kb)

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the guy on the right.

sidebar: What were team GB doing in the relay? The guy just threw the baton at his team mate. I call shenanigans.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Proabably...
..thought he was in the javelin and gave his best throw
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# If he did
he throws like a limp wristed girly boy
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ..
..thats the one on the left!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Team GB?
What is Team GB?

I feel a rant coming on.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Do it
do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Team GB is you, me, everybody (all over the world)
Remember there is no I in team, but there is an US in "special" bus.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# How wonderfully appropriate.
:D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# the fuck is a "relay"?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Outside of the connection to Solenoids, I have no clue or indeed interest.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Rant away
My knowledge of athletics begins and ends with the clip of the runner throwing the baton which was shown on the news this morning
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Mo Farah is great
I've raced against him, you know
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# ....Being "chased" by and then being forced to return his wallet
is not racing Nibus.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Really?
What car were you driving? Which traffic lights? Did you win?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# How meloncholy.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Full Melon WOO!
*click*

What a way to start the day!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# fucking water melon
full of fucking pips.

bastards.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Watermelon pips are great
by holding them just so between thumb and forefinger you can squeeze them and fire them quite accurately at quite a distance
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Fuck me a new week!
Ning!

(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Why did the flea have deja-vu?
He knew what was the bee for.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# This is even better because it has bees in it!
Although for a flea wouldn't a bee sting be like being hit by a venomous bus?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# They were Microbees
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# groan!
also you owe me a fiver cos i've spotted a grocer's apostrophe
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# it's a shocking one, I'd demand a tenner at least
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# bugger yeah, i've undersold myself again
in other news, have you read mark gatiss' comic?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
# which, the versuvias club?
if that one, no, I have the book, but not had the time
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# oh ok, just wondering if it's any good or not
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# the book is supposedly, no idea about the comic adaptation
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# ohhh sorry, didn't realise when you said book you meant an actual book
/bleary eyed monday blog
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# The book is pretty good, not the best thing ever, but entertaining, which is all I ask from a book
I had no idea there was a comic, I'll have to check it out.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# The comic is OK too.
I've read better but I've also read FAR worse.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I think it slipped out of the subject line
Unless weeks can be created by human procreation methods.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Tenner
For a jar of honey etc....
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
one of your best!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Could a Bee actually sting a flea?
surely the Bees stinging bit would be bigger that the flea?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# and in other San Francisco news:
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Hahaha is that real?
"Poke your head in and feel the love"
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)
# i shopped the sign
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:56, archived)
# also, you do NOT want to kneel in the confessional
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)
# This, on the other hand
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)
# and so is....
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:47, archived)
# oh great--another reality show
;p
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)
# more accurately, this is real

.......kind of (head looks a little elongated though)
*checks mirror*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:16, archived)
# love the Telly Savalas hairdo :)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:24, archived)
# that was the only option,
if i didn't want to look like this
www.m-a-d-e.net/backcatalogue/photobooth.jpg
it's a lot less of a faff than using clippers too
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:35, archived)
# hahaa
well, style is arbitrary. Who knows, that look may be fashionable someday.

My hair is probably 18" in length and I keep it in a ponytail. But it is a hassle in some ways. I may take the plunge one day and hack it all off.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# lucky bastard
if i had hair i'd grow it long.
not that being bald bothers me, it'd just be nice to have the option
*i'd like it be known, the photbooth guy is NOT me*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Oh look!
He can do b3ta tricks...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# :D Amen, Brother
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:54, archived)
# ewwwwwww!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 5:10, archived)
# cock goes in, sin comes out.
 
AND REPEAT
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)
# **I move away from the mic to breathe in
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Bonus SwayTay
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)
# What's he saying here?
I can't work it out.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# doah-boofth-doah-boofth-doah-boofth-doah-boofth-
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)
# "warm sperm"
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)
# No, I asked "what's he saying"
not, "what's he eating"
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)
# dayum!
twist it!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:09, archived)
# you deleted a post, you whore!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:11, archived)
# She's having fun there :)
Anyway yeah but I put it back again.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# ...but that's not the same
I had to repoast mine :(
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)
# So what I think you're saying is...
you deleted a post too? Hmmmm?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)
# NO, I'm sorry, you are wrong
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# ...and just so you know, when I said "Hmmmmm?" in the post above
I raised my eyebrows and pursed my lips in a provocatively patronizing way.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)
# how gay
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
you fucking love it
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)
# filename does it
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Either this is a huddle in the American Football Clone League
or a rather unfortunate point of view at a bukkake party.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
# whassa matter here?
you spackmeisters can't hold it together tonight?
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:25, archived)
# i cant stay in my chair
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:30, archived)
# Hahahaha new frictionless casters
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)
# Contribution to my mum's community art project #5


(in brief: 10x10 "jigsaw" of small pictures done by whatever 'community' nutter wants to wander in off the street. And me. And you, perhaps, if you'd like to GAZ me)

#4:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/magmig_opt.jpg

#3:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/beryl.jpg

#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg

#1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg

And just think, I didn't even bother posting the crap ones...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Ah dude sorry
I forgot all about this, I've been really busy.
I'll look at this tomorrow and get something out to you if I can.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
# There's still more than a week to go, so no need to fret. Anything I can print off and glue onto a panel of the shape/dimensions I sent ya would be ace.
With me, well, I could hand my mum a turd on a plate, and she'd enthuse about how lovely the plate was ;)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFCDC
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
# It's a frontal view of a kitten chewing on a dog bone
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:45, archived)
# indeed
It is a magenta bone of sorts
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)
# you must have had a nibble then...
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The fountain's pump had been playing up recently


(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# its Herons Filthy Fountain =)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Spluff!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Only Droids And Banthas.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Later on Denzil's floating city:
"This deal on these Slovakian VCR's is getting worse all the time"
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# that's really very unnerving
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Lukes' expression! :D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Pfft!
You silly :D
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)
# no subject
image
image
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Jeeze my internetz just got raped
optimise it hard!

Edit: nicely optimised.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# *pulls*
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# *farts*
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Any more?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# ahh, yes!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Thank you
=]
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I think this is what's meant by the term "bugger me sideways"
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I hope that I never see this gif
EVER... outside of a dream.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# great thanks
no, really
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# You may want to downsize that
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# it's not the size that hurts, it's the thickness
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Well that's what an old girlfriend said.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# :D..thread saved
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
#
imageimageimage
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Barely flinches!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# IT'S DRINKING THE WATER
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# They're not THAT big.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Wait a minute... a mod?
What the fuck? I thought you allo died out in the great plague of '09.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Zombie Mods roam the boards thesedays
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# To be fair, they should never have been buried in a cursed domain name
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# The worrying thing is when the monitor suddenly goes all snowy and
you hear the words "They're Heeeeerrrrre!"
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# It's not fair

He broke da rulez and got two clicks for it....
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# no subject
image
image





(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Hi. The images you are posting are breaking board netiquette.
They're a bit too big. Please link to them, or optimise them. Even better, download a .gif editor and make them fuuny. Cheers.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
#
ok, sorry.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# There you go, no harm done.
Stick around and join in a bit.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Just tried to opimise one of your images

I stabilised the background which was making the size large and masked out the animated parts - now this is useable. Nice gifs btw just a bit under optimised.

Edit: just seen your optimised one very nicely done.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
#
Thanks! image
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# haha cute panda
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# How about some FAQs for bedtime reading?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# No no no. Be nice. Today is be nice day. So be nice.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Ok then. Group hug.
(I'm an hour ahead, it's be slightly nasty day here already)
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Indeed in fairness he has optimised them fantastically.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Yep, I hereby retract all my nastiness
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Me too - I recant my boardnazism ;)
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# See what happens when you don't scream hellfire and damnation to everyone who makes a reasonable mistake?
One time in a thousand, they turn out to be a decent person.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I like them odds haha
They say the chances of life on mars was a million to one but still they come.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# BiG
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on....
.....oh
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Itsa onea thosea

(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

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