due to the lack of responses
i'm guessing everyone's at lunch
*click*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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*click*
Work, mainly. It's pissing me off.
To quote Mr Declan McManus "I would rather be anywhere else than here today".
Other than that, the pie and mash I had for lunch was rather yummy ;-)
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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Other than that, the pie and mash I had for lunch was rather yummy ;-)
haha!
Very nicely done. There's some fantastic stuff on this page - it's positively inspirational.
*strains to think of a funny idea*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29,
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*strains to think of a funny idea*
The Boots round the corner from us sells sweets
I reckon some talented B3tan could whip up a convincing looking prescription
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to be one for nefarious purposes
"Dear Boots the Chemists and Sweetyshops,
This is a prescription for Joliet to get a great big bag of Maltesers. Please hand them over forthwith.
Yours with hugs,
Dr. Tribble T. Tribs MD, D.Phil, Dip.Shit, MTV, VH1, GTFO"
Print that out and give it a go.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:43,
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This is a prescription for Joliet to get a great big bag of Maltesers. Please hand them over forthwith.
Yours with hugs,
Dr. Tribble T. Tribs MD, D.Phil, Dip.Shit, MTV, VH1, GTFO"
Print that out and give it a go.
pfffft, quality
in other news found a great resource site for alien pics:
www.markta.co.uk/alien/chapter02.htm
the entire film in widescreen still frames no less
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:28,
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www.markta.co.uk/alien/chapter02.htm
the entire film in widescreen still frames no less
;)
I typed 'sydney james' into google images instead of 'sidney james', who knew a small typo could make so much difference
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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^ this
"The captain gives Brett his pen back, but he doesn't seem to know what to do with it."
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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you are the new monkeon!
And you spit in the face of the frontpage rules!
*click*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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*click*
amusing as your fight against the front page is
that is 500k of gifs, size isn't everything fella
also someone stole the r's off the end of your peculiars - yak yak
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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also someone stole the r's off the end of your peculiars - yak yak
plus another 90k here
seriously though, I thouht if I sliced a huge image into 4 smaller ones(each about 100k) it wouldn't affect the loading speed for teh board? I could do with knowing if this actually works for future reference
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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seriously though, I thouht if I sliced a huge image into 4 smaller ones(each about 100k) it wouldn't affect the loading speed for teh board? I could do with knowing if this actually works for future reference
it works and is an acceptable tactic
and for something as good as your post it's a very acceptable tactic.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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"It looks like some sort of secreted resin"
"yeah, but secreted from what?"
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:36,
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hahaha - this is wonderful!
never mind the width, feel the quality...
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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I saw the other day that the cars spinoff movie Planes
is not actually being made by Pixar, but released as just Disney.
Nice that Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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Nice that Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
A tragedy indeed
Walt himself would also be ashamed at "Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse". What useles nonsense and cheap 3D crap. All about the money now. :(
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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tragedy?
am I not typing what I think I'm saying again
Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
What could have been a Pixar easy buck (Planes www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRznx2b0Zg looks great!) they've decided to pass to one of the many Disney cg teams so they can stay focused on stuff that's all about the story.
I've no problem with Disney making cheaper stuff for minor tv cable channels, especially when the viewers are generally not aware of what it takes to make the programs, just as long as the serious stuff stays on track.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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Pixar are maintaining their level of quality/no direct to DVD standpoint.
What could have been a Pixar easy buck (Planes www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRznx2b0Zg looks great!) they've decided to pass to one of the many Disney cg teams so they can stay focused on stuff that's all about the story.
I've no problem with Disney making cheaper stuff for minor tv cable channels, especially when the viewers are generally not aware of what it takes to make the programs, just as long as the serious stuff stays on track.
i actually think that 'planes'
looks great - much better than cars. Dont know why they didnt fuck cars 2 off to straight to video (like most disney sequels) and save planes for a cinema release
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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I read
The reason they gave Cars 2 the go ahead was cos it makes so much money from merchandising.
And little kids love it, even if grown ups don't.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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And little kids love it, even if grown ups don't.
damn them and their putting popular things on at the cinema!
*shakes fist*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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:O(
Nicely done but very true.
Edit: Any Bleak Expectations fans about? Just heard some exciting news that I want to share with people but no-one I know, other than the beardedwife, would give a crap.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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Edit: Any Bleak Expectations fans about? Just heard some exciting news that I want to share with people but no-one I know, other than the beardedwife, would give a crap.
*please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme, please not a TV programme*
It's going to be made into a TV programme isn't it :(
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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Yes... with the bloody awful title "The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff"
"There should be a one-hour special this Christmas and then three half-hours in the New Year, all on BBC2."
BUT!
"Rumours abound of a fifth radio series in the Spring... Keep your ears peeled!"
*GLEE!*
Edit: However, I'm perfectly willing to give the TV show a fair crack of the whip, considering it was originally supposed to be a TV show.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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BUT!
"Rumours abound of a fifth radio series in the Spring... Keep your ears peeled!"
*GLEE!*
Edit: However, I'm perfectly willing to give the TV show a fair crack of the whip, considering it was originally supposed to be a TV show.
*Massive hugs to TMOC & BLD for being awesome & allowing me to share my glee*
:OD
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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What's occurring?
In other news: for all your catch-up needs: www.radioarchive.cc/torrents-search.php?search=Bleak+Expectations&cat=0&incldead=0&lang=0
Edit: Sorry, bit slow to respond there :(
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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Edit: Sorry, bit slow to respond there :(
*adds JPG to massive hug list*
"The search was like a Scottish banquet. Fruitless."
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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It tells me I have to log in
But I have them all on CD* anyway
*Compact Disc. Those shiny circles that are DVDs^ without pictures
^Digital Versatile Discs. What we used to watch before internet streaming
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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*Compact Disc. Those shiny circles that are DVDs^ without pictures
^Digital Versatile Discs. What we used to watch before internet streaming
save R4 streaming programs with this
www.nerdoftheherd.com/tools/radiodld/
set it and forget it.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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set it and forget it.
Ah yes, the Johann Hari School of Journalism:
From The Grauniad:
"In the radio version Richard Johnson plays Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose idyllic life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."
From Wikipedia:
"The plot of the first series revolves around Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the Bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose seemingly ideal life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:17,
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"In the radio version Richard Johnson plays Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose idyllic life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."
From Wikipedia:
"The plot of the first series revolves around Philip "Pip" Bin, inventor of the Bin, and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose seemingly ideal life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother."
Me! Me! Me!
I hope it's a new radio series.
I went to see the pilot being recorded. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen - even funnier than hearing the series on radio.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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I went to see the pilot being recorded. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen - even funnier than hearing the series on radio.
Urgh
too many muscles. He looks like he's about to burst out of his skin. I'd rather a man of marshmallow any day of the week
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:48,
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...I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us....
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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"Ray's gone bye-bye Egon. What have you got left?"
"Sorry, Venkmann, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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ah, freebase
ive missed him. Not seen him around for a little bit
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:41,
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Hehe - position of Freebase face is excellent
Although surely if the teleport is around the entrance to the toaster it would just be bread landing on the plate?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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haha
I hadn't noticed those until you said. I trust they had a new labour?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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Interesting & unsurprising
(the article, not your pic. Hellbaby is epic)
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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Speaking of happy couples...
These are not worth their own thread, I was detained in bed this morning so these are more shit that normal...
Happy Birthday Raquel Welch and Freddie Mercury.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:15,
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Happy Birthday Raquel Welch and Freddie Mercury.
it is nice
but he's still dead, do we celebrate peoples birthdays after they have died?
i dunno, seems odd to me.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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i dunno, seems odd to me.
It's nice to remember
A bunch of fans are all dressing up like Freddie tonight to celebrate his birthday & raise money for his aids foundation in Central London. So, that's nice.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:30,
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Great work Toasty!
But what a web of dirty filth! And what was the significance in the Jesus/Jordan location?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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at the spot where Jesus is said to have undergone the same ceremony, according to an article in Vogue magazine.
it's only according to vogue, there's no truth that jesus got baptised there.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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on the third day he created the sky
on the fourth day he created the sun
on the sabbath he created the news of the world
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:41,
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on the sabbath he created the news of the world
is it a ghost baby? He has transparent knees
not like you to make mistakes, toasticus!
Now its time to erase that mistake! *dick joneses*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:43,
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Now its time to erase that mistake! *dick joneses*
He'd give Rosemary's Baby a run for his money...
excellent work.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Sorry
I did check the time but the source image just begged me to shop it now
Click for bigger (142 kb)
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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Click for bigger (142 kb)
Hahaha
Love the guy on the right.
sidebar: What were team GB doing in the relay? The guy just threw the baton at his team mate. I call shenanigans.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:55,
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sidebar: What were team GB doing in the relay? The guy just threw the baton at his team mate. I call shenanigans.
Proabably...
..thought he was in the javelin and gave his best throw
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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Team GB is you, me, everybody (all over the world)
Remember there is no I in team, but there is an US in "special" bus.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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Outside of the connection to Solenoids, I have no clue or indeed interest.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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Rant away
My knowledge of athletics begins and ends with the clip of the runner throwing the baton which was shown on the news this morning
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:10,
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....Being "chased" by and then being forced to return his wallet
is not racing Nibus.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
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Really?
What car were you driving? Which traffic lights? Did you win?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:12,
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Watermelon pips are great
by holding them just so between thumb and forefinger you can squeeze them and fire them quite accurately at quite a distance
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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This is even better because it has bees in it!
Although for a flea wouldn't a bee sting be like being hit by a venomous bus?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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groan!
also you owe me a fiver cos i've spotted a grocer's apostrophe
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:41,
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bugger yeah, i've undersold myself again
in other news, have you read mark gatiss' comic?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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which, the versuvias club?
if that one, no, I have the book, but not had the time
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:53,
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ohhh sorry, didn't realise when you said book you meant an actual book
/bleary eyed monday blog
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:10,
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The book is pretty good, not the best thing ever, but entertaining, which is all I ask from a book
I had no idea there was a comic, I'll have to check it out.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:19,
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The comic is OK too.
I've read better but I've also read FAR worse.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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I think it slipped out of the subject line
Unless weeks can be created by human procreation methods.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:08,
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Could a Bee actually sting a flea?
surely the Bees stinging bit would be bigger that the flea?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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that was the only option,
if i didn't want to look like this
www.m-a-d-e.net/backcatalogue/photobooth.jpg
it's a lot less of a faff than using clippers too
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:35,
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www.m-a-d-e.net/backcatalogue/photobooth.jpg
it's a lot less of a faff than using clippers too
hahaa
well, style is arbitrary. Who knows, that look may be fashionable someday.
My hair is probably 18" in length and I keep it in a ponytail. But it is a hassle in some ways. I may take the plunge one day and hack it all off.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:50,
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My hair is probably 18" in length and I keep it in a ponytail. But it is a hassle in some ways. I may take the plunge one day and hack it all off.
lucky bastard
if i had hair i'd grow it long.
not that being bald bothers me, it'd just be nice to have the option
*i'd like it be known, the photbooth guy is NOT me*
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:48,
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not that being bald bothers me, it'd just be nice to have the option
*i'd like it be known, the photbooth guy is NOT me*
So what I think you're saying is...
you deleted a post too? Hmmmm?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:18,
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...and just so you know, when I said "Hmmmmm?" in the post above
I raised my eyebrows and pursed my lips in a provocatively patronizing way.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:29,
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Either this is a huddle in the American Football Clone League
or a rather unfortunate point of view at a bukkake party.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:46,
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whassa matter here?
you spackmeisters can't hold it together tonight?
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:25,
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Contribution to my mum's community art project #5
(in brief: 10x10 "jigsaw" of small pictures done by whatever 'community' nutter wants to wander in off the street. And me. And you, perhaps, if you'd like to GAZ me)
#4:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/magmig_opt.jpg
#3:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/beryl.jpg
#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg
#1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg
And just think, I didn't even bother posting the crap ones...
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:00,
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(in brief: 10x10 "jigsaw" of small pictures done by whatever 'community' nutter wants to wander in off the street. And me. And you, perhaps, if you'd like to GAZ me)
#4:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/magmig_opt.jpg
#3:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/beryl.jpg
#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg
#1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg
And just think, I didn't even bother posting the crap ones...
Ah dude sorry
I forgot all about this, I've been really busy.
I'll look at this tomorrow and get something out to you if I can.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:08,
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I'll look at this tomorrow and get something out to you if I can.
There's still more than a week to go, so no need to fret. Anything I can print off and glue onto a panel of the shape/dimensions I sent ya would be ace.
With me, well, I could hand my mum a turd on a plate, and she'd enthuse about how lovely the plate was ;)
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:18,
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Later on Denzil's floating city:
"This deal on these Slovakian VCR's is getting worse all the time"
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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Jeeze my internetz just got raped
optimise it hard!
Edit: nicely optimised.
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:29,
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Edit: nicely optimised.
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:06,
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AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
Wait a minute... a mod?
What the fuck? I thought you allo died out in the great plague of '09.
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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To be fair, they should never have been buried in a cursed domain name
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:25,
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The worrying thing is when the monitor suddenly goes all snowy and
you hear the words "They're Heeeeerrrrre!"
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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Hi. The images you are posting are breaking board netiquette.
They're a bit too big. Please link to them, or optimise them. Even better, download a .gif editor and make them fuuny. Cheers.
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:24,
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Just tried to opimise one of your images
I stabilised the background which was making the size large and masked out the animated parts - now this is useable. Nice gifs btw just a bit under optimised.
Edit: just seen your optimised one very nicely done.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:10,
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I stabilised the background which was making the size large and masked out the animated parts - now this is useable. Nice gifs btw just a bit under optimised.
Edit: just seen your optimised one very nicely done.
Ok then. Group hug.
(I'm an hour ahead, it's be slightly nasty day here already)
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Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:33,
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See what happens when you don't scream hellfire and damnation to everyone who makes a reasonable mistake?
One time in a thousand, they turn out to be a decent person.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:39,
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I like them odds haha
They say the chances of life on mars was a million to one but still they come.
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Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:44,
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