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only 56? poor chap, bye Steve, cheers for Pixar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)

He's SHUFFLED off this mortal coil

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)

a-hahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)

Shuffling not possible - mandatory install of iTombs required.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)

Does that mean he doesn't get to choose where he goes?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)

they posed his body rather dramatically!

Yeah - i dont care for Apple stuff (smug playtoys for hipsters & art students IMO), but he helped get Pixar off the ground.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)

I thought Lucas started Pixar

then Jobs bought it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)

^this^

but without his funding it wouldn't be where it is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)

fair do's

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)

thats why i said *helped get pixar off the ground*

rather than *invented iPixar*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

okey dokey

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)

Are they going to build a mousoleum?

With one button, of course.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)

haha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)

Hear hear

Never mind the phones - keeping Lasseter's team of talented bods in business, etc., etc., was a lasting achievement*.

*except for Cars

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)

Kitty Fantastico mentioned that today is a shit day for famous peoples births...

...but noticed Britt Ekland (this was to only stripy picture I could find)...
I have added Roshon Fegan, I have no idea who he is but his jacket does my eyes in.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)

and for today stripy fails...

...here are Amy Jo Johnson (I wouldn't mind showing her my Pink Power Ranger) and Jenny Wade because... just because, ok?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)

That second one

Are you sure she's post-op?

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:50, archived)

The second one is a bloke?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)

but post-op, right?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)

Well, she still has a bloke's face.

But the rest looks fine. Mighty fine.

Apart from the broad manly shoulders, they're still a bit of a giveaway.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)

broad manly shoulders doesn't necessarily make one a man

i knew a girl that had shoulders like an american football player.
a face like one too, but there ya go

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)

And a cock like one, too?

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)

All shriveled due to steroid abuse?

Thom Yorke for tomorrow, but only because I want to see an animated wonky eye.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)

Yes....

She used to look like this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)

The wonders of Max Factor

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)

I just noticed your screen name, GF.

It made me grin, smugly.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)

PARP

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)

Britt cut one!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)

Mourning...

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dogbomb, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)

In other news

I'm selling my iPad. I think it's broken; it doesn't respond at all.

It's the Steve Jobs special edition.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)

Nuff said

Say what you like about the man, his company, or their aggressive patent bullying, but he made a mark on technology. Me, I buy Android

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:04, archived)

Forever in iHearts

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:17, archived)

iThink you need to check your iRony filter

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:19, archived)

I understand the irony inherent in my comment

I wished to show appreciate for your comment in a way that the 'I Like This' doesn't show.

+i

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)

iDontgetit

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)

ha ha!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)

both of which are crap in their own ways

/disgruntled android user

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:18, archived)

*futuristic sweater not included

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)

tinfoil hats at the ready

Todays b3ta is sponsored by the letter i

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:30, archived)

Cluedo?

It was Steve Jobs, in the Apple shop, with the iPad.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)

TED TURNER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)

Even God hates iTunes

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:17, archived)

It seems that Han got stoned first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:25, archived)

He looks happy enough.....................................................................................KA-BOOOOM! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)

Fucksplosions

Of the ultimate fuck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)

Pfffft.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)

...i'm going...i'm going...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)

Hahaha love it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

Introducing the iFuck7

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:49, archived)

the fuck is the right way up even when rotated

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)

that shouldn't have made me laugh

but it did

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)

I love those newfangled gyrofuck technologies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)

iFucked

I'm not looking forward to the "apple-anche" of Jobs related news and posts today.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:56, archived)

People could lose their jobs over this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:27, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)

iDontgiveafuck

Long Live Microsoft

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:06, archived)

He shoulda retired.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:06, archived)

we got the beat/we got the beat/we got the beat/

yeah/we got the beat

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)

4 EVA IN AR FUCKS

He dieded of the iTunes cancers

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:08, archived)

An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away after all

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)

I think they voided his warranty when they tried to fix his pancreatic cancer

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:10, archived)

Guess there wasn't an app for that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:13, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)

I ...

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:17, archived)

FUUUUK

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:57, archived)

I'm sorry for all b3ta people.(this is not joke post)

I'm very sorry.
I was wrong.
I regret to say that everyone rants.

I was determined to stop the Internet.
I now have it working.
I must not have the Internet.

So, I accept all the rant and collage.
Please to do anything.
(But would not praise sorry u_u)

I'll apologize of post in dA at later.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:14, archived)

Well, I'm glad you didn't stop the internet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)

Now nothing can stop skynet

Nothing!!!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:31, archived)

Thanks.

I apologize to everyone.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:38, archived)

hhahahahh

this is the funniest post i've seen on b3ta in a long long time

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:41, archived)

・＿・

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:48, archived)

ARE YOU REPSONSIBLE FOR STEVE JOBS???????????

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:44, archived)

I respect Steve Jobs

But Now I'm busy for apologize.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:47, archived)

you apologize for what ??

did you infect steve jobs?

how much time do you have?

did you try to destroy the internet?

what is your responsibility?

can i help you?

do you need a muscly arm?

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)

I'm Mac user.

I love Steve Jobs.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

apologies aside,

do you really believe b3ta is the place for you?
you don't seem to understand the nature of the board and i seriously doubt you appreciate the *ahem* art that's posted here.
i think da is your home and you'll proabablty be happier there

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)

"art"

pfft

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:08, archived)

;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

he's quite right of course.

you need to be posting your drawings at DA where it's wanted.
B3ta is for puerile and nasty shit to poke fun at current events.

You became the current event. You arse.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:10, archived)

This.

It's very much what I've said to her before.

Given that they never picked up on any ironic or sarcastic comment, and never commented on other people's stuff, it would just be a case of 'great job moggy', even if the arts were interesting.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)

right!

if i wanted to look at manga, which to me, all looks pretty much the same, i'd go to da.
but i don't, so i come here and laugh at silly pics and comment on some truely amazing pieces of original art.
i think the main problem is a cultural one and b3ta's is silly and can be very difficult to understand.

i could go on, but i have a need to spank my son at dominoes again

oh, and if does post pics it'll get nothing but GJM from me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)

DO NOT STOP THE INTERNET

all havoc may be forthcoming. We must have kittens. But no forgive. Or cake. Sombre.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)

Thank you for not stopping the internet - have you stopped JJ's evil though? He must be stopped!

I NEVER FORGIVEN

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:04, archived)

I forgive you.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)

HURRAH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)

This is a moment right here...

*cries*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)

K THNX BYE

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Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:06, archived)

it might be worth just keeping your head down for a while to make sure b3ta is for you

I don't think you meant any harm but b3ta isn't always a forgiving place.

b3ta people are Bad people

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:11, archived)

7 or 8 years?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)

iCertainly

And if you must post, wait a couple of years between posts so that the grief can all die down. It's the only way to be sure.

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3ric content? content? well, can't complain, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:57, archived)

post from orbit!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)

I would feel your pain but

I gotta type...
Is the first character the number two in Cantonese?

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

no it's a hiragana character of some sort,

I forget which one, it's a while since I tried to learn Japanese

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:27, archived)

cowubrangel

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)

Eat my shorts!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

draw a manga version of freebase

And stop being so sentimental

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:13, archived)

can't..... leave.... this..... one....

~~senti~~

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:21, archived)

hahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)

This.

No one could hold a grude if you started drawing our characters.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)

Awwwww

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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)

'Pulls up a chair'

Watches from a distance.

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)

Hi Mogs

I don't think you need to apologise as such. But perhaps you do need to explain a few things - like why there was paedo art on your livejournal.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)

boing!!!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:19, archived)

Muhahahah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:30, archived)

Please allow me to share my spring collection.

*actual photo of actual springs I own.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)

four sprung derp technique

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:43, archived)

I like this type of spring collection photo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

I call it springs in the air.

Maybe I could have left that part out.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)

They really spring into action.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:14, archived)

they've just received their exam results

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:51, archived)

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)

Topshop

Topman!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)

shit

Does this man that all my fall fashions jokes are last season now?I find it so difficult to keep up

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)

Are you sure this is compatible?

Ah well. I suppose it's a shame when anyone dies.
But what a waste of time accumulating all that money and not retiring to spend it all on cocaine and hookers.
How much more money did he think he might need for a comfortable retirement?

edit: it was aids
edit edit: the bad aids - I mean, come on - cropped hair, turtle necks, over-excited in public...
edit edit edit: I suppose what I'm saying here is that steve jobs messed with nature and god struck him down with the aids - if we were supposed to have overpriced tat with 'i' at the beginning we'd have been born with it

EDIT: WTF - I DIDN'T ENTER THIS IN A CHALLENGE!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)

ASSAIDS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

I think this one might be more compatible...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:39, archived)

iFucking love AssAids!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)

AssAids X:

SnowLeperosy.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

iFucking love it

when ye look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)

Using a brand new technology, Apple announces they will once again give him LIFE!....................He will be............ALIIIIIIVE!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)

so long as you press dampened fingers on his neck bolts for decent reception, then YES - HE WILL LIVE !!!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

USB!

As FireWire bad.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

FIREWIRE BAD! FIREWIRE BAD! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

There is an iLife joke in here somewhere....

*rumages*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)

iLive

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)

Just wistfully imagining the numb 21st-century cyber-poignancy of all those people buying Bert Jansch tracks off iTunes today...

Bad AIDS, though? You think so? Hmm. Usually, people dying of the bad AIDS tend to develop a kind of gaunt appearance, and look like their jeans are a couple of sizes too big for 'em.

Ah! I see wot u dun there!

Also: why is he holding up the new Flaming Lips ltd edition single?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

Have you tried finding Bert Jansch online?

Bizarrely unpopular. Spotify has about 14 tracks in total. What's that all about?

Can't comment on itunes because it's evil and I don't use it.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

Never one to push himself forward, or even care all that much for his records after they were finished.

Frustrated today, wanting to play some, but all my BJ / Pentangle stuff's on tape in a cardboard box at the bottom of a pile of cardboard boxes.
Still, Needle of Death from his 1st LP is my favourite of his:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-HkBak9lmM

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)

I saw him at the junction in harborne once: sublime guitarist and his voice seemed to have held up surprisingly well

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)

Although the spandex tights and "foot on the monitor" antics were, I hear, slightly jarring.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)

Yes. They made it clear audience participation was unwelcome and told me to just sit down and stop trying to draw attention to myself.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:06, archived)

Pity. Cos in those pre-laptop days, lugging yr computer to gigs was a right chore.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:14, archived)

Oh nutsacks!

Well I can think of one use for the corpse.....

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)

Yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)

yaaaaaaay

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)

this...happen

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)

Has He Kicked It ?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)

Yep

Got a small case of the deads

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)

Bah!

You were supposed to go: "Yes he has!"

/as sampled by tribe called quest etc

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)

Damn

Well, type it again and I'll get it right this time

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)

Has He Kicked It?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)

They're lying

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)

That's the spirit!

Nite, all.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:25, archived)

nytol

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:33, archived)

First class,

put this next to today's 9/11 re-cap and I think you've won b3ta this year. I'm in awe.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)

Haha. I'm not sure about that, but cheers

As far as I'm concerned, this is my greatest achievement of 2011.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)

haha - I'm too young to watch that

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)

that was pleasantly disturbing!

you win the internetz for today

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)

My arousal is above default level

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:27, archived)

he's dead? oh well

*gets back to shopping Freebase*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

ha ha! how about a double-feature?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)

Aw man, if you knew how embarrassingly long it took to squit out this one...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

He looks SO happy!

/looks into death by pizza/

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

*plays rambling solo with too many effects*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

corpses in a half shell

fossil power!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

ha! nice

i like that you researched which turtle wore which colour

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)

No half-measures in the stringently puritanical photo-realist graphical world of the Tramp!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)

art is dead to me now

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

4eva on ar beachus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)

Cool Steve Jobs tribute man

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)

Steve bollocks, more like. It's all Bert Jansch in this house today, mate.

So, what's the latest range of fall fashions?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)

You'll see my answer to that shortly :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:22, archived)

o hai!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

I seem to have misunderstood this

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

you die soon!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

I will never forgive!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

You are bad people in the second.

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

Ursa Major

And Ursa Minor. Unfortunately.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

thanks :D

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

Damn!

I must have misunderstood.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)

FRE SH?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

I can't see dice

are they in heaven with Steve Jobs?

woosome pic BTW

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

I added some red and spots in there, but it doesn't survive jpg.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)

Squints...

Sees...

Is satisfied

:)

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

to el bair

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)

Good enough for me!

/gradually softening former Bel-Air purist

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

i know it's not perfect AND i crossed the memes, but is this one ok

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)

Hell, yeah. Nothing wrong with a nice meme-mash.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)

Click for bigger (93 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)

heheh, like this one.

Fancy seeing you here!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)

Indeed - at this ungodly hour.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)

If anything I would say that this cab was rare.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

nah, forget it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)

yo homes, to rape bear!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)

WATCH OUT FOR RAPE BEAR!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)

HAHAH

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

go on then

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

u__u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:45, archived)

Or summat.

(babery was never here, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

Of course

When Mr Gates pops his clogs, he won't be able to get into Heaven, he'll be looking for the pearly *Gates* and, after the last upgrade, he'll only be able to find Windows.

Also: Nice cloud!

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

wtf

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

Hahahah oh fuck..

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

The Pearly Goatse...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

Halolz

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)

Ducks

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

*snort*

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

Well

I'm glad you liked it

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

i think he was huffing the ashes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

He's a cricket junkie?

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

I lost a friend of mine to cricket.

I don't know how it happened though; I'm stumped.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

It's never easy

when a friendship is over. It wasn't Maiden, was it?

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

hehe

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

half naked women...YES!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)

I aim to please

all my readers

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:03, archived)

RIP, Mr. Jobs.

(Valefar So what?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

Stoopid macs.

They dont upload images on posts

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

The picture the op needed

Also Arf!

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

and now

iRot

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

FOREVA IN OUR HERTS

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

I tried to make a gag like this

i tried..

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

I think I will wait for the iDed2

first gen is for suckers.

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

Ah yes,

A second bite of the apple.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

worms detected

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)

*psst* I'm using one right now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

wheres the image then?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

*hurries over to b3tards, chooses random image*

chooses random image*

Saved it for the "Supervillain and Alcohol" compo should there be one.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

im off to bed

i should have been kipping an hour ago, but nothing addicts one to b3ta like a celebrity death or flounce.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

Wow, didn't realise the time. Good I don't have to be up early tomorrow I guess!

Nighty night :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

now he has little x's for eyes

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

x.x;;

blargh, i am ded

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

(x-o-

(sideways)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

do you think apple will say they have invented death now, and will sue anyone who dies from now on?

Its a shame that he died before his time, and he did do a lot of things for the technology world, but ive never been an apple fan, so im trying to balance respectfulness and b3ta-like cuntiness infused with a tint of dislike for apple.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

iRIP

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

iDeath

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

iTombs

What do i win?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

A basket of used tits.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

oooh

*uses*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

dude! that's sick!

they are already "used"!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I can get good mileage out of a used tit, let alone a whole basket of them.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

You convert them into fuel?

and put them into a skoda?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

No, i straddle one and ride it through country roads.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

isn't that the best feeling ever?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

*breast* feeling ever

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

maybe you could sell them, and make a profit

TATER'S TITS!

FINEST OF ALL MAMMARIES!

DON'T SETTLE FOR ANY OLD KNOCKER!

YOU'VE TRIED THE REST!

NOW TRY THE BREAST!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

*chortle*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

NEXT!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

I get all my news from b3ta these days

Weird...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)

^this

i expect their share price to drop tomorrow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

I was just thinking about that this morning

that when Steve Jobs and Warren Buffett die, the share prices of Apple and Berkshire Hathaway will go down and probably never completely recover.

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

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revolution now 👊, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

apparently you lost none of your Mac towers?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

Is Steve Lemac dead?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

No - Mr Jobs, the Jobcentre mascot.

He looks a bit like Mr Chips from Catchphrase, but with more sportswear and pimples.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

Ohh, that's a shame

I'd like a job, Maybe I could dj via my iphone* for radio 1
*doesn't own iphone

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

hahaha

that bastarding made me laugh

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

well fuck!

this is going to push my post down the board rather quickly :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

Fear not.

I didn't waste a thread. I added a picture as this one seemed to need it.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

Goodnight sweet prince

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

it's actually fucking true. I thought it was a joke.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

you horrible horrible man

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

i'll still marry you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

dig jobs dig jobs

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

and i thought your comment was serious, such is the nature of god worship amongst apple fans.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

HE CHOKED ON A CORN MUFFIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

just what b3ta needs

another fucking talk board

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

looking at this image is EXACTLY like reading /talk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

CRANK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

oh man, you put me off my stroke

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

ow gawd!

*bokes*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

Hahahaha

been a while since I saw this little beauty

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

He's thrusting his stick!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

iGrave

I heard you can play angry birds on it too.
EDIT: now with angry birds.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

haha

Shouldnt it be 'angry worms'?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

Haha

*kicks self for missing more obvious joke*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

nice

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

we can rebuild him

we have the technology

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

BumPod!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

BUMPOD HAS IMMEASURABLY IMPROVED MY LIFE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

BUM

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

4LIFE

&DEATH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

omgwherecanipurchase

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

iLike talking on this board

the iBoard

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

so do i. but ilke it when people start new threads with a pic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

night all

time for iSLEEP

not iBIGSLEEP

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)

wo ist mein cunting Bild, board nazi?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)

New image challenge

Shop Jobs in an iCasket

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

steve jobs vs mogu

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

NEVAH FORGIVE IPHONE! *makes very small cut on finger*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

this is why people love you

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

The idea stealing cunt

never had any positive effect on my life during his so absolutely nothing just changed :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

"Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve"

He improved ALL of our lives, and the whole WORLD is better now.

4 EVA IN ARE 1 BUTTON HARTZ

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

HE IZ IN HEVIN NOW WID DE ANGLES

no, I mean

HE IZ IN HEVIN NOW WID DE VERY SMOOTH BICUBIC PATCHES

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

HE IZ IN HEVVEN WITH THE iNGLEZ 2.0

U CANT ENTA HEVIN WITHOUT iTUNEZZ

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

aye

I'm sure there'll be a few engineers who'll be "adios fucker" right now about

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

i guess this siginificantly decreases my chances of getting adpoted by him :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

Stephen Fry will adopt (and bum you) instead

Christ, i bet he's already running to the apple store with a wreath now.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

do you have an ancient family owned castle with a huge lightning rod at the top of it which leads directly into an experimental chamber in which science crosses a line it was not meant to cross?

Bit buggered if you don't.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

i am looking forward to him being featured on Futurama as one of the head-in-a-jar famous people

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

too soon, man

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

hmm

next season?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

i feel bad now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

I'm better now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)

DIBS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

Steve jobs is jed

Check gizmodo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)

jed? Clampett?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

check apple

http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)

i think i am starting to catch on now.

was that the big announcement? :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)

man died.

earth still doomed.

no change.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)

also, say hello to Wolverina

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

show me the minge!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

is it wrong that that doesn't look that weird?

also, how many "that"s can you get into one sentence?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

^ that

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

Walk this way...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

i saw your new comedy 'Fall Fashion' account posting earlier

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10561959

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

Just can't keep a good girl up these days.

Glue? Hmmmm...maybe magnets...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

Fucking, shitty fall fashions joke.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

hmmm....

*strokes imaginary goatee*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

i heard about this

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 6:11, archived)

now that's an idea!

since they're so skinny and light, just put metal plates on the bottoms of their shoes, and have the stagehands drag magnets along the underside of the runway

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

Shalkahlalaka, Baby!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

DESTROY!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

Hello

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

I concur

(Wizzard Lizzard, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

Evenin Guv'

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

alright

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

As a rule I am more of a cornwall type of guy, you get more cream that way.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

the cornwall way every time.

you can't spread jam on top of cream, it gets way way messy and wrong

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

i now have an urge for scones

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

So very much this ^

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

near the top

pls can has Mod on /talk

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)

not sure if a mod did that or not,

but mod no longer required in either case, and if a mod did do it then thanks.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

what happen?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

someone set us up the bomb!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

I've had more appetising

things fall out of my anal passage than that clotted cream stuff they have down there. They are practically French. The bastards.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

clotted cream

is FUCKING INCREDIBLE you dicklid :)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

You sir, appear to have

a touch of the mental about you ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

thanks :D

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Arse scones ftw!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

In that case...

...I want to eat the stuff that falls out of your anal passage.

(You may not have heard that sentence before, in which case I apologise.)

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foop, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

always educational and aesthetic to boot

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Give me more jam everytime.

Can I leave this here?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

That's some serious spanging!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

and thoroughly deserved too ^_^

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

I just got back from Cornwall today.

Cornwall is correct on this matter. The Devon way doesn't even make any sense.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

I was in ilfracomb and did it the cornish way coz i`m a fucking rebel

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

I do hope this is clotted cream we are talking about here..

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

yum yum!

with hodors clotted every time

(PS i made this for somewhere else...)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

Why not both?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

Aces :P

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

retro creepy

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

this

I really like. Real nostalgic...Proper B movie

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

cheers

the type of movie where all the men are called Brad and the women are called Betty

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Love the light in this...

in fact i love the whole pic

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

Nicely done

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

I wish I had your skills with light and shade

oh, and colour and composition, and drawing, and ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

all cheating

years ago I would have spent agonising hours mixing my cadmium red lights with my viridian greens to try to get a decent skin tone shadow. these days I just use the sample tool on some reference colour samples with my digital box of tricks ;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Oh, well that makes all the difference in the world!

Now I don't feel so bad about having no artistic ability.

At least you could have an ego to match your talent. Damnit.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

haha

I've earned my stripes, years of dipping my brushes in my tea and handle knobs smeared with bloody oil paint. long gone

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

that's easy for you to say

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Fanbloodytastic!!!

*Click* :)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

Nice!

I'll save her. Those other two are dead though.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

fabtanstick! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

Lee Evans?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

Evans would never wear that type of dress or shade of lippy

;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Nicely!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

That's fantastic!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

I really like that.

Are you modelling first or is it all painted from scratch?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

working the sketches up from

loads of reference pics and tracing. Then colour sampling from a bank of colour swatches and photo samples. But I tend to paint digitally alot like I did when in oils (although there was no way I could get the light or colour as good as this without computer help). Painter X definetly makes me look far more talented than I actually am. always try to stick to Greg Hildebrandt's cool shadows/warm light rule too (Hildebrandt was the guy along with his brother who did that original star wars poster)

all the Deri Air stuff is done with teh same technique. but it's a looser style and far more enjoyable

I sent a long sincere e-mail to a well known 'trad-digital' artist in the US asking for advice on brush technique a while back, who amazingly, not only replied but sent me the customised brushes he uses to load into my palette

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Thanks.

I got a lot of stuff like that ( brushes and swatches ) from Brian Haberlin after doing some cell-work of his ink.

Good stuff mate.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

despite being a complete and utter misanthrope

this warms my cockles.
i fucking love people! sometimes

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

btw

Don't ever apologise to Vettriano. That thieving cunt is never going to accuse anyone of taking his 'style'

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:20, archived)

yep, that`s proper arts

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

Ace somehow the centre guy makes me wonder what Peter Lorre would have been like in space.

He always did look a bit decompressed

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

that's a neato!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

seriously good

acrylics? edit:aah......just read your reply to Pas

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Fucking wow

as per usual. Is that Rod Serling?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

that the twilight zone guy? I should have done that. Tried to go for the generic square jawed type

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

Stunning work there! Love the style. :-)

Martin Freeman?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

awesome work there! :)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

this is fucking WOO

You talented cunt!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

i'm feeling sweary today

i fucking love this, you talented bastard!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)

i i ever make a movie i'm going to insist that you do the poster for it.

it is most WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

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