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# Ning, chaps!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# what's in the mug?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Bungle's cocksnot, one imagines.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# cock snot twice in an hour or so
never heard that phrase before today and then twice. Bizarre
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# twice in an hour?
slow down, you'll wear it to a point!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# the shavings are a delicacy
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# forgive me if i don't immediately prepare a bed of rice
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I cannot forgive!
an empty rice bed! I cannot forgive!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# fine! i'll make some bloody curry!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# too late
(damn the key board of sticking)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# if you weren't doing it at your computer
the keyboard wouldn't be sticky
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Rod, Freddy, Zippy and Bungles splosh.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# for when one variety of puppet spunk just isn't enough
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Just can't get enough of that hand-puppet spluff ™
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# George and Jane where elswhere...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# it's easier to collect
if you let it dry and then comb it out of the fluff
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# tea :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# *raises mug*
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Tea Time for Hitler :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha..I love that march...I hope it comes back in fashion
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hehe Nazi Naffi Tea
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Haha!
I fucking love your gifs too!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahah!
I fucking love your gifs.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# thanks :)
edit form E Dubya - oops thought you were replying to mine :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# cheers...(they tickle me too heh heh)
:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
what blend is it?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That better be Monkey Beer in the mug
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Is Simian Cider close enough?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Well the sun is shining here so okay.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Lemur Lager?
Primate Pilsner? Baboon Bitter?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# A nice Prairie Dog Pale Ale would be lovely, thanks.
How's the beer in Australia? Are you still there?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Still there and will be for a while longer, too.
After ten knock-backs, I've got a job I didn't even apply for - actually headhunted. Dizzy heights...
Beer here is variable - there's a few good ones, but some utter pish as well.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Good news. Where are you based now?
The missus is from Melbourne so we expect to be moving out there sometime over the next year or two. I've heard there's a growing craft beer market which I haven't seen evidence of but am looking forward to exploring.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# In Sydney at the moment, but moving to Adelaide soon.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# "Its a very nice city, but if you ever meet someone who's quite weird
then they're probably from Adelaide." :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# The wierdest aussies I have ever known are from Ballarat
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
Well done, Doc!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it is for me
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I think dungarees are fucking ace!*



*or something
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# It was the early 80s...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# But they are still very much in fashion!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I had heard of the recent horrors...
Sometimes being a few continents away has its advantages...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Ey'up, 'ow do!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Aye, reet class.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# plenty of used ones down on the beach, Liz.... fill yer boots love


(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# urgh
:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Succubus
Succu car
Succu anywhere else

Eeeew
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking superb! :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# haha love this and thanks
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# silly woman!
that's conch snot, not cock snot!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# cock snot - there's a classy phrase :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# i'm a classy dame ;)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Baby batter, man milk, baby gravy, etc.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# oh have a connery woo yay for that

(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
haha cheers
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha.......omg
Nicely:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# SHEXSHEE PISH!
Nicely ;)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
Nicely Nighshley
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Manic cum eyes
Wooo! :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahahah
hhaa..... urgh
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# whats the fucking story about this bint?
I keep seeing her, but i know not of what she got up to, other than it had something to do with stealing spunk.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Daily Mail writer - total psycho - have a read of her articles
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# nah
dont want to soil myself with daily mail-ness.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# she claims
to have stolen her ex's sperm to have a baby. Presumably he had a 40 gallon drum of it in the garage (old joke).
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Nicely done, what a weirdo she is!
I'm currently waiting to see when someone's going to stick her head on the body of the lovely lady from Species; had I any creative talent I'd have a go myself.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# hehe or that new Dragon
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# really well done anim
(, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# works in Photoshop too
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# that's a hell of an equest
woo!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I will now have a listen to Aenema, thankyouverymuch
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# the kid in the video only did it with 2 layers :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# neat!
does this work?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# yup
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# where did you find the source?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :p
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# but....
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I made the interlaced one after seeing E Dubya's post
if that's what you mean.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I have no idea how you did that
but it's bloody good !
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# also, I would bet that if you rendered the GIF full size and only 2 colors, the filesize would be pretty small
...but I could be wrong
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# that's amazing
that is
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I'll have one of those eggboxes, please...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# RIS
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:29, archived)
# what's a RIS?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)
# As Prequel pointed out :
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Top lurkage
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:32, archived)
# ^ This... Very impressive!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# ^Racist
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:33, archived)
# why racist?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Did you put those wires in there?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, I thought they'd be happier
with wires attached.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# In that case, GOOD JOB! :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I'm liking this
It's the only mal-ware I approve of...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Perfect.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Love this!
Best RIS pic I've ever seen
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# This is a thing of wonderousness.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I look forward to the point in your life where you are happy and successful.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# *snort*
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# or when he meets some female gamers,
whichever comes first
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# There are no female gamers
only ugly men pretending to be female gamers...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# 8 years...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Stuff happened!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Is that cushion hiding her secret sexcock?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# For people RISsing...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# oh lolroflmao
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
#
Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# OwO
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Now THAT'S an oriental Lorraine Kelly right there.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Boeing boeing boeing boeing boeing
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# They're like dogs sniffing one another's arses
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# chafed nipples
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Happy Saturday-ning b3ta!
and Happy birthday to todays suggestions: Kitty Fantastico came first (again) with Tilda Swinton, Robert Patrick and Vivien Leigh.

(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
#
'Eduard Khil's Haircut' also asked for Partrick...
and added the delicious Elke Sommer. Finally, coming up the rear are Roy Rogers and Armin Shimerman.

(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Quark!!
The only ferengi who's not only a casino/bar owner on DS9 but in his spare time is a Desktop Publisher and a subatomic particle \o/
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)
# ^ This makes no sense to me...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# You haven't lived until you have played Dabo at Quark's Bar
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# But as I mentioned last night...
"I don't know anything about minecraft"
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I have only a very vague understanding of Minecraft
seems there are a lot of people who love it and yet it looks like pixelated shit. It must be all about the gameplay (digging through shit)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Tilda Swinton gives me teh fear, but looks very woo in your image!
Tomorrow, can we peruse some of your handiwork which involves Thandie Newton please?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# With pleasure...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# In the interest of balance
may I add that Tilda Swinton gives me the horn, especially this image.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# joke's still better than the execution, right?

shit joke?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 7:17, archived)
# :)
Needs a LOT more moustache.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 7:51, archived)
# i think you're probably right
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# the arms look hairy
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# blearghhhhh
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# hairytwatter
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:54, archived)
# looks like hairytwatter
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:24, archived)
# must be the b3tan, hairytwatter
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:25, archived)
# hairytwatter, defo
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:30, archived)
# oh hai hairy brother
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 6:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Haha brilliant =)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] only the rich and vain need apply
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# I can here over hear
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# awwwwwwh shit
i gone made a fool of myself.....again
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:57, archived)
# here haire here....hear hair here
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# *screems*
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:00, archived)
# it's ok.
he and his whole family will be on the first flight
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:55, archived)
# i hope he's not planning any moonraker-style space based genocide
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)
# "First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens..."

(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# His name is Jaws and he kills people
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:24, archived)
# :D:D:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:16, archived)
# classic
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:27, archived)
# and the rest of the virgins
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Will there be ice creem?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:56, archived)
# hey
at least i got vacuum right
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# More impressed with guarantee, I always get that one wrong.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:13, archived)
# yeah, well anyway, Timothy Dawson was the best
although they did get siller towards the end
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# shit
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# the FUCK is wrong witchu?!?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
#
yes
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)
# go ahead and delete the other one
go on!
*nudges*
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# who-ho-hoah!!
It's like a mixture of Barney Fife, Dexter, and my old IT manager all rolled into one
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# fuck! I just realized -- home boy's got no eyebrows
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# The image at the bottom left looks like Herbert Lom
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# yeah, well anyway, Les Dalton was the best
although they did get siller towards the end
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Best Friends
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# still would
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ROCK!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:19, archived)
# couldn't resist
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 6:39, archived)
# much better
:D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I did a still version of this earlier
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# your coulour-matching skillzorz are wicked
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:04, archived)
# She has a lot of make-up on her face...
...use your imagination.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:09, archived)
# This should feature prominently on our $1 coin
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# i just might
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Freebase on the left, definitely not enjoying himself.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:14, archived)
# hahhahH yesssss
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody non productives
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# The job centre were very good with me.
They got me my current job.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Surely its the people who don't even bother going to the Job Centre that you're against?
You know, pensioners and that.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Every unemployed person has to go to sign on or lose their benefits
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:42, archived)
# The only people who don't bother are people who already have an income and/or are Moomins.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# LOL
proles etc...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:02, archived)
# "You want to give me spare change."
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:04, archived)
#
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# Sexeh.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# shit jus' got real
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# how do people even muster the nerve to do such things
*wants to know* :P
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Well its quite simple really
And its quite obvious that ... erm ... eh ...
No, sorry, Pedro, I've got nothing.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
# real as FUCK
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Vimod got stacked.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Vimod got back.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Vimod got ASS
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Vimod got booty
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Vimod got hawt.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# oh gawd, devilspunk
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)
# This guy from Gwar (Cory Smoot) died today.
Now Freebase say FUCK.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:57, archived)
# aw...cheer up
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:01, archived)
# They're dead sexeh
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:09, archived)
# what a hot mess!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:08, archived)
# The riot police have arrived.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:01, archived)
# BAMPERSAND
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# slow but effective
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)
# hahah like the extra stamp.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)
# eww, look what you stepped in
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)
# compo it?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# SQUARRRRRKKK!!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Very good as per usual :D
Allowed in Bluewater being the obvious highlight.

Edit: Not that I give a shit but it is spelled "Sheryl".
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Thankyou very much :)
The Board is a bit dead tonight, has there been a kitten explosion?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Very nice :) gotta love the ol' infographics.
Also, where is everybody? :(
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)
# ^this^
*tumbleweeds*
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# *dances in the nudes*
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Put it away.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I was gonna draw something just now to put on the /board, but a sudden wave of 'can't-be-arsedness' just hit me.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Draw something.
Something with tits.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Something with tits...
Might interest you to know I'm trying to get a small comic of sorts off the ground, featuring these characters I occasionally draw and put up here.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I just like tits.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Then gratuitous tits you get.


Click for gratuitous tits


EDIT: I don't know why I censored the mimsy area out... better safe than sorry I guess.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Gratituous
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Or a rainbow dinosaur.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# But not a rainbow dinosaur with tits.
That's just wrong.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
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# Shut the fuck up.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Coquettish
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# She was part of my Bond series.
Based on Xenia Onatopp
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# She got style!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Pffft
You big silleh.
I love it, by the way.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# *follows chart*

MAGPIES! (on my windowsill)

but they've got fussy, spoilt by ham, and will only take the bread now if it has butter on
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Hah, it's me in magpie form then ;D
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Fucking noisy bastards, those things.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I've never really noticed their noises until I started feeding that pair every day, since 4 months ago
but there was one bird that has royally pissed me off, chirping loudly on the telephone wire outside the house for seemingly hours on end
I resorted to a BB gun and a laser to get it to piss off :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha


Needs more Kiaora! :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)
# am it meme time?
Photobucket
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# o_0

I've had her
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Mictoboy has
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# LOOK, IT WAS A WEIRD PHASE OF MY LIFE, ALRIGHT?!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# needs more fox ears
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Not as much as I need brain bleach... o___o
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Will these do?

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)
# The shadows in this picture confuse me.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# This is why I don't tell many people I am a furry.
Because they think I do shit like this.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Oh yes!`
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# So THAT'S where I saved it from...
and it's still perplexing as hell just wtf is going on in the photo.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# IT MAKES NO SENSE
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Taking away Flan and Free from this...


This is one of the most confusing pictures I've ever seen.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Confusion reigns. Also: disgust.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# They say a picture can speak a thousand words.
This one speaks mainly "what", "the" and "fuck".
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Guns'N'Roses don't pull in the crouds like they used to.....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# So... blindingly... white...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# ready for docking
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I do not even want to know how you found this.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# It's purely innocent - honest!
The Mrs was looking for a nice Serif font, so searched Google images for "Font for a gravestone"
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
#
So I went outside and took a photo of this hottie
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# *Googles* Haha! There it is!
Also, something like this would look nice.

www.dafont.com/optimusprinceps.font
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Mark porter has gone ahead with the operation then....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Zing!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Bloody 'ell! XD
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# He'll be leaning forward from now on.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# That top heavy up front I'm not surprised....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I dare say I'd look like that
with a hosepipe up my rearorifice
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# That's her tail, you insensitive fuck!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# christ, that's nearly enough to put me off my ravioli
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I'm now thinking of Reggie Perrin with Leonard Rossiter and the episode with the raviioli
Although I did notice that this didn't put you off it.....
www.b3ta.com/board/10593039
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# a chap's ravioli is a serious matter indeed.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# She looks like face transplant woman.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Face transplant
gone wrong
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Still would. Fuck it, for me a pulse is optional.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Even under...


THESE circumstances?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# He might be refering to the furry creature.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Oh my... o_o
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I'll do either. I love a good FUCK.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Have a doodle.

Now,show me your doodles.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Okay.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Boob doodlage is some of the best doodlage.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# dapper dino is dapper
nice one
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ooh, fashy, I like.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Bottom cauliflower!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# *sniffs*
Closer to broccoli I'd say
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Cubby Broccoli?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# mon masterpiece
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Hello Im.
You have a big nose.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# he does
Noses run in his family.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Is he a Jew? I hear Jews often have big noses.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Scrawly isn't a Jewish name, no.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# damn it.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# But you have cut her arms and legs of at the knees!
(and elbows)

Can I pea these...


(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Her?
His.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# They all look the same to me...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# YOU STABBED THAT POOR PUSS SO HARD IN THE CHEST IT SHAT ITSELF!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# That's nice.. what exactly qualifies as a doodle?
Because I don't think I have one, but might depending on the definition...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Stop thinking too much.
Post what you like.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I'll doodle something for the next time there is a doodle thread....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# This is my latest
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Bindun?
My 11yr old son, whilst playing Minecraft, spotted Furtive on my ancient B3ta t-shirt and made this ...



What a clever little bugger he is ...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I don't know anything about minecraft,
but this is nice.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I don't know anything about minecraft,
Because I have a life...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Big Man!
B3ta at 7:45 in the evening. What an impressive life you must have ...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
I thought this comment would stir up a few comments...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I think posting on b3ta exempts you from having a life
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:47, archived)
# oh really ',:-|
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# ^ Who are you?
* Oh sorry, I nearly forgot you for a second...

* Re-cuts finger
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Ooh that's low, man.
Hit me right here. *points at chest*
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# :)
She was on earlier....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# My Tshirt arrived today
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
# If I had the money, I'd buy that T-shirt in a heartbeat.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I haven't tried it on yet but the print is pretty good
Will post a photo sometime soon
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Nicely. :)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Is there a never forgive tshirt?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# what T shirt is this?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# There's a 'Never Forgive Michael Ellis' T-shirt.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Photos or it is not true!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# you spelled 'lime' wrong
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Nice :D I've got a Furtive face in my Minecraft world somewhere...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I don't know Minecraft but I knows what I likes
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Yes, but what does it do?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Doesn't that mean he's as old as b3ta?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
That's the most beautiful thin I've ever seen. Well done that (young) man!!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# yay.....
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] the all new depopulator
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# *awaits shitstorm*
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# This wins everything
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# HA!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I'm disgusted that Lonely Planet thinks this is a suitable image to put their watermark on.
I, for one, won't be buying any of their simpering shitslick travel guides again.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# What are those guys doing in that tree anyway?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# scrumping
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# click
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Hmmm.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
# they dead
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# go on then:
I think you'll find that it's "they died"...

(awaits punchline)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 4:35, archived)
#
why in africa do they plant fields of people
(, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# tweet-squeak...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Filthy flying rats.
Nice shoes, though.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# wot?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# well fuck me
'tis a wee pigouse
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Is that a Pigouse
or a Mousin?

* I nearly said Muslim but I think I got away with it...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# C'est une sanglouris
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Do you get chips with that?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Non. Il n'y a pas des frites.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't speak German
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke ist ein kasekopf
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Yes I probably am...
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)

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