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# Introducing the latest innovation in tail lighting.
The advance warning brake light.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Mark P0rter,
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# and Henry
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# squints...
there's a blue blob near the door but I'll have to take your word for it.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# is that better?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Funny
I have a plug in that allows me to enlarge images, so it's about the same. I had to check it was a different image.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# RRI?
/coat
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Just out of interest
Is that High Wycombe Mosons?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Caution: Advert break approaching
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Fucking Advert
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Buy fucking now!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I pitched fucking in the Dragons' Den
Peter Jones was in, then he was out, then he was in again...
Then it was Banatyne's turn, after a while I had to ask him if he was in or not.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Have you locked a Cylon in the boot?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# as it happens
I have. Ransom to follow.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Is it cold out?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# yes it is
that's why i've got the heating on
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# You have the heating on outside?
That's posh!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i'm from sefton
we're the posher end of liverpool, the end that try to deny any connection
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Is that piss preboiled?
Or do I need to bring it home and boil it there?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Boil-in-a-bag.
It's the ultimate in piss-boiling convenience.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:36, archived)
# RPS?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# needs more white chair, man
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Nah, the chair didn't reach his flat until this morning.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# plus
everyone wants a go on it first, it's heading to my gaff next
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Oh yeah?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# i'd swivel it seven ways to sunday
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I'd swivel the shit out of this chair.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# The case for FuckChair grows stronger.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I think Swivelbase is clever, but the point has been made that a 'base' HAS to come from Pbase.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Swivelbase wins it for me.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:37, archived)
# It doesn't want a white chair...
He is enjoying the one he has (wait for it to animate)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# you're obsessed with pussy
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# What red-blooded male isn't?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# none that i've found
unfortunately
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# and the pussy is obsessed with the leather settee
watch it again
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i have a leather settee
it's not fun to sit on in a short skirt, you leave your arse skin on it when you stand up
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Awe.. fluffy... is it yours?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Lucky no...
because I hate cats as they are more like vermin than pets, coming round here shitting on my lawn!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# If I had a cat, I'd instruckt it specialy....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I have never really seen the point of cats....
The owners say they are pets but the spend all day and night wondering around the neighborhood, steeling food and then shitting all over the place. They only ever go home for more food and then they're off again, to make some more mess and bring home dead birds!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# And that's why they are so brilliant....!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Better than some filtered picture of a random tree anyway.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# you take that back
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Nah, not this picture. This picture's fresh.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# fresh x3
wow

night
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# U retad?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Yes, I was refering your picture.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Thought so. Can you use a spell-checker next time please.
Ya frickin' goit.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what you think I've spelled wrong. But whatever, your picture's still just a shit picture of a tree with some filters over it.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I was 'referring' to your poor spelling. You thick twat.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a thick twat. Your picture's still shit.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Mu, Mu, show me where the line between right and wrong is! Teach me!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# like he knows
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# ah, well. it was worth an ask... :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# If you want a freebie, try looking at the little messages that come up as you post.
The one that says "Real photo Sunday is shit", is there for a reason.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)
# BUT IT WAS FILTAD U SED IT USELF NOW IM CONFUZD
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# You're the one who gave justification for posting it as "as it's sunday".
And, even with filters over it, it's still a shit photo of a tree.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Well, if you didn't like it, you should've just said.
I can't believe Freebase, the Quo and Ceiling Cat all hid behind the fucking tree.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)
# At least they would have been relevant.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# But still shit. Real photos of memes make me wanna puke.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Sucks.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I have noticed you're now using capitals and fullstops. Too late.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah, take the piss all you like. It doesn't make your picture any better.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# it's ok dude, don't cry. it's the Internet.
I'm sure no-one else'll realise that your as thick as fucking mince.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah, I'm thick. You make personal comments based on no particular evidence. I focus on the fact your picture's shit.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# apart from the evidence of your mongy spelling up there
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I missed an 'r', big whoop. You didn't start your sentence with a capital or end it with a fullstop. By your own standards you're completely illiterate.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
# This also, somehow, is relevant to my point about your picture being shit, and completely overrides any point you make from now on.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Lol. You really are one of the most pathetic retards it's ever been my displeasure to communicate with.
Just be careful that you don't fall off The Pony of Righteous Indignation.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Sure, I'm a retard. This doesn't mean your picture isn't shit.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)
# And again with the personal comments. You need to sort out your aggression issues.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Well, you've made yourself look like more of a cretin than I ever could, so, g'night
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a cretin. Your tree is still shit.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Spazmo.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
# If it makes you feel better.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# It amazes me that I think....
I know it's been licking the shit off it's own arse, but that's alright because it's a cute kitty..!! and I'll give it a kiss as well !
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# The mug was promptly burnt and the cat was melted down to its constituent parts.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Awe.... I love them and don't care where they've been...!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# FCUK!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha fuck....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# fUCk:d
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# i don't trust cats
but that's damn cute
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Nope, not even the coolest toy in history can improve this bag of crap film...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Wonder what the red weed is like to smoke....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Now, I'm not saying that War of the Worlds is the worst film ever made...
That's the Talented Mr Ripley.

But War of the Worlds was one of the most unnecessary. It's as if it only got made because Tom Cruise wanted to run around and play Martians.

If they'd have been serious about it, they'd have hired 10 simultaneous minutes on Reuters, CNN and the BBC then shown Orson Welles how it's done.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Weeee :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i think i just did
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# the force-he felt it!!.....is this one of yours Herman?...halfway down the page
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahahha
No:)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Classic.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Too subtle?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# eel meat again?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# SERIOUS QUESTION!
i'm 3/4 of the way through a bottle of wine and i'm still vertical. do i run to the shop before it shuts and get another bottle or not?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Run like mad......
I'll tell you the rest when you get back....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Run
And pick me up some ox penis on the way back.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# If I pick up any penise on the way to the shops....
I'm going to eat it all to myself sweety.. ;-)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# i can see the shop from my front door
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Well we know how long it takes you ladies to get ready to go out. ;-)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# see my reply to cockweasle
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# way too subtle -- i can't read the price :P
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# $4.17
From a supermarket in New York...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# maybe...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# mmmm, tasty cockmeats
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I like her little red wings...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# cuntstubble
Misty valley
as it's sunday ;)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# that reminds me
i could do with a shave
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Now r
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Now that is lovely,
can we have it wallpaper sized?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# cheap fucker
just buy wallpaper
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# as in desktop wallpaper...
;)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# aw cheers :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# love this....nice deep feel to it...photo manipulation or painted?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Thanks alot :)
It was done in photoshop from a pic I took t'other day...Got away with it due to the autumnal hues me thinks :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Really nicely done.....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# :)
chibs!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Nice tree
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Lost some of the leaf detail in the optimisation ;)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Wailaapoyt?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# because everything you do is sprinkled with fairy-dust
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# the dancing hitlers
is that the correct plural of hitler?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# hitlii
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# as in hitlii with your rhythm stick
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ah, is that it?
i'm not too bothered, tbh. after a week of antibiotics, i've had 2 glasses of wine in the last 20 minutes. it's kicking my arse in a good way :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# hitlerati
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# only if they know the secrets of the universe
are they all left-handed vegetarians?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# left-handed wankers
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i'm left-handed
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# So am I
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# i'm also mostly vegetarian
not by choice, i love meat, i just find it hard to digest these days
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# So am I
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# sucks, doesn't it?
you can't use a fountain pen without smudging whatever you've written
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# It's you...! You are Dutch...
I thought this site was Dutch, because it says Deutsch,and I thought that was the Dutch spelling for Dutch, but now I think Deutsch means German but I'm not sure, because I'll admit that I'm stupid,

Anyhow, the question is, does this site make any sence to you in either Dutch/Deutsch or English, and is it Dutch or German?

www.parkasite.de/english/overfill/overfilling_english.htm
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# .nl = Nederland = Netherlands (Holland) see also The Dutch.
.de = Deutschland = Germany (Germany) see also The Hun.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Bugger... I was going to check the domain thing, but forgot,
And just thought I'd ask Mediocre if the Grammar made sence to him....

I got the hint it was German when google translate threw it up...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# That's a real crappy website
Yes it's german and the english translation is abysmal.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I was only looking for somewhere to get a down jacket refilled.....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Didn't know that is possible...
I bought a new one a few weeks back, probably the most expensive garment i ever bought, but i love it! It's like a second home.
I'm hoping for some arctic weather this winter, so i can be all snug and smug.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Yes you can get them refilled.....
As this site says....

(you have a favourite down jacket - now its old - the insulation performance does not convince no more, or it has not more enough down filling - we refill their down jacket) mm!

I just buggered up the Filling in mine by washing it to many times and wrongly when I washed it last....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Have you tried...
the tumble dryer with tennis balls trick?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I'm going to buy the special soap for down coats.....
And tumble dry the fuck out of it..... I didn't know about the tennis ball trick but thanks to you I will give that a try at the same time
Thanks for the tip... :-)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Adding a brick also helps
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hitlae?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# now i'm thinking of the league of extraordinary gentlemen
where skinner describes multiples of the nautilus as nautiloe
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hitlern.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# i like this one
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Reich 'n' Roll
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# FUHRER FUHRER FUHRER FUHRER
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# JAHJAHJAH
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Hitler got riddim :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# AUSCHWITZ MAKE SOME NOOOIIISE!
*books ticket for particular city in Yorkshire*
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hello Poland!
Edit: Actually, looking at that swimming pool, is this a scene from the popular
sit-com, Hi-De Heil?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Reich Reich baby
kann nicht berühren diess.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# European Tour 1939-40:
Poland.
The Netherlands.
Belgium.
Norway.
France.
Great Britain. Cancelled

thanks, popular t-shirt from 1989
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# favourite t-shirt slogan ever:
beware of toffee-boiling dwarfs
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Q. Why did Hitler cross the road?
A. Bandy legs.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i did not pass through fire and death
to bandy crooked legs with a witless worm
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha.... this was funny enough when I only saw the top befor scrolling down to see the legs.. ;-)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace! Trying to click as hard as i'm laughing...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# oompaoompaoompa:D
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Sorry about this.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Shplendid!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha.... superb.....!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Arf!
Dazzling wit Sir! Very Bold
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I take a great deal of comfort from your comment.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# he should just kill him
instead of leaving him hanging around
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's this lack of imagination that's holding you back from being a global super villain.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# i know, i know
i need to win the euromillions, then i could afford my secret volcano lair and all those lovely muscular henchmen....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Now I don't want you to think I'm some sort of undercover MI6 agent,
hanging around internet forums, trying to uncover would be global super vilains,
but you did say "secret volcano lair", didn't you?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
this has been a dream of mine since i was a little girl with freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan to me.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# the only things stopping me are poverty and apathy
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Haha.... hesh a drip...!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I read that as Mr Dickhard.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# No I didn't. I'm sorry I lied.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)
# He say you Brade Runner..
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Woo!
I've seen flounces you people wouldn't believe, newbies in flames off the shoulder of Off Topic, bad memes glittering at the gayshift gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like cider in a bedsit. Time to woo.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Well the princess never asked her Dad if he wanted to know if she was a lesbian ;-)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Ironically...
He doesn't even ask any questions.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Death Star just for fun
Photobucket
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
#
ahhahahaha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# but how does it smell?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Death Bogey!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Haha
I got my picture wrong :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Still less painfull than doing nasal hairs...!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Technically, aren't orca porpoises?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Apparently not, carry on.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# That is a very fine nit!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale
I have seen a few (in shows and in the wild) they are whale size in comparison with the other dolphins.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Way ahead of you, apparently dolphins are whales too.
Who knew?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# apparently so is
Vanessa Felts.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:47, archived)
# slightly off the topic
this link shows up on another forum from time to time - technically SFW but icky for some folks
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
# *makes note to never let a dolphin take him up the arse*
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# again
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# that is hysterically wrong
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Delphinidae
Oceanic dolphins
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# WILLY AA POYD
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Oh, yes!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Haha, I FUCKING LOVE INVADING EARTH!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# action xD
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# silly rodent
should have wore a helmet!

woo though!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Brill *and* ace
I like to think he's attached to one of those whirlygig clothes driers... I don't know where this thought came from.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Yay
for retarded mice
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha...............lully stuff
:D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# this is alway wonderful to see again :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
take that fucker
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahah, weeeee.... donk!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Trees are the Devil's own..
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha.. super herman:D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# awww
poor thing :(
hope it gets better :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# WHISKS ON A PLANE!!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Ahh, reminds me of the old joke...
Jonathan Ross got arrested for shoplifting from a kitchen supplies shop recently. It was a whisk he was prepared to take.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# easier to stuff down his pants
than a fwidj fweezuh i suppose
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Needs more Freebase, Flanbase, and Vimod
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# And Swivelbase.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I still like FuckChair.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I think that makes an appearance in Burn After Reading
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# And my room. DO HO HO HO HO HO!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Well I never
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I thought memes could only have the suffix "base" if they were found on pbase?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:12, archived)
# It ought to be so
Stop the bases getting out of hand
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I wasn't told this in briefing.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# they were the first to be sacrificed
in the name of Dalek Jihad
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# 4EVA IN AR HARTS
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# SKARO AKBAR
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Vimod isn't getting that much love recently.
I fear we may all get B&
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I feel sorry for Vimod.
Ever since Flanbase turned up, he seems to have lost his place at Freebase's side.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
a joy :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Haha:)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Dalek children are very small compared to a full-grown adult
A bit like crocs
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# bit like humans too when you think about it
;D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Yes but...
Hahaha just noticed smug dalek!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# A whisk. A plunger. Get to work!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# The snacks in Spain?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Come to rest mainly on the MOTHERFUCKING plain.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# smug dalek!? :D
"CROISSS-SANT! CROISSS-SANT!"
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Klaatu barada nikto

(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# How stupid am I!? I was waiting for the last image to load...
D'oh!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# pfft
me to for a second
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# We have been subliminally conditioned by the interwebs!
I should get a mini-projector and project this loading animation on the cab window of my bus and see how long people will stand there before getting bored and walking away.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I want one of Adam Buxton's buffering sticks
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# what so you post funny picture
and you think you get FP or sutin?

oh wait, yes you did :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Haha - that would be awesome
Although to be honest, the shape is so familiar, probably just a window sticker would do it
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Wait for it...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# this worked for me for about 26 seconds
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Ohhh...
Too bad, it's timed at 27 seconds.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# well... i could be out by a second or two
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Why can't I vote twice!
Wooo!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha... nicley,,,

* Also

(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I like how
she has a little think about it.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# She's checking her watch to see what time of day it is
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# With a name like hers...
Fannie Flagg...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
Nice ning:D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Ta
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Cue "post new frontpage" pic
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# very clever :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# well, that's very good, no doubt.. : D
that's very good no doubt.. : D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# : D
ta muchly
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Oh I do like that.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Awesome stuff
Woo, Sir
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Oh, you mean EVERY FUCKING DAY for me.
/broadband in rural america blogggggg


(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# excellent!
WYH
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# *presses F5 in vain*
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I believe the popular internet colloquialism, "LOL" was intended for this image.
P.S. Woo yay houpla panowie.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)
# katso krut
poligen ha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# arf!

(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Classic!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Brilliant.
You wouldn't believe how long I sat here waiting.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
fandabidozi!
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# haha.
MOTHERFUCKING WHALES ON STILTS WITH LASERS!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Wasn't it Gronkpan who found the original comic book art?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# That looks AWESOME
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# There is no way this could possibly be a disappointment.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# As long as Pixar don't get their hands on it.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# only 4 dolla
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Shit just got real!
EDIT: It's at my public library - I'm picking this up today!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# I seriously might buy it.
I seriously might buy it.
I've bought it. For under 3 quid it's worth the punt.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# English amazon link for any fellow brits, £3.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Amazon.ca link just to complete the chevron
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Don't tell me how it ends
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Don't tell me how it ends
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty
So is this where the WAIL AA POYD idea actually comes from (cos it isn't really Welsh)?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# If I watch just one film this year
This would be it.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# OMG!
her gramophone is at risk!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# this is better though
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Fucking fuck yeah!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# nice bit of hitler there
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# There is only nice bit of hitler
there is no not nice bit of hitler

(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# well if it's good enough to give the baby Jebus


(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
and arf
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Motherfucking motherfuckers....!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Wail aa poywoap?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Hahahaa
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
scarier than dolpins
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hehheheh
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# :/ i cant argue with science :(


edit : off down the pub (thank you all for your comments too kind by far)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Vroooooomm
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Haha nicely!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# If you drew an S on it
and gave it wheels, I could make my famous 'Look at that S car go!' joke. But you haven't so I can't. Woo anyway though.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# it might be a motltcycle snail
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# If you could say just "Cor, the ginger one, would hard" I could make an even better joke...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I would, but I can't think who you are reffering to.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# There's no tricking you at this time of night then..!
I hope she's not saying what I think she's saying.. Haha..
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# The infamous vid and that classic comment.
She still doesn't really get why everyone thinks it is funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZKrfZvL68
Please vote the comment up, it is comedy gold.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I just voted up sirealestates
RIP, Valin!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# He made a comment
on nearly every video i ever made. Doesn't seem right not to see them on the new ones.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# seems he was everyones personal friend
didn't notice until it was too late :(
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I just tried to... but it's not showing him with any votes here...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Odd
It updated when I clicked the top comment, but not his.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# But how typically Valin
was the comment!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Typically typical of his type of typing
and it's now showing as a tip top comment
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I clicked it and it sent me to the log in page, but I don't have an acount,
But it is now 6 instead of 5...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# is that Jim Dale singing?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I still like that the one in dalmation trousers at the back doesn't quite get what's going on.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# it's like she's backing off fearfully
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Maybe the one at the front had brussel sprouts for supper.
*PARP*
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# We call them Nobbies in Nottingham....
Do they call them that anywhere else?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Nah just call them sprouts
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# It's the same in the rest of the gifs too. It looks like she wants to play along, but can't fully commit.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# This has certainly brightened my day
Hope you're feeling better!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# sleak on the outside?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha! This is still great.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Haha; she doesn't get why i call her Jessica either
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Flame haired, check,
Arched eyebrow, check.
Coquettish pout, check.

Everything seems to be in order here :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Mine went wrong ....and how do you make this bigger like yours...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# put width=200 inside the img tags.
The image resolution is the same but the display is larger :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# <a href="http://www.b3tards.com/" title="Image hosted on b3tards.com"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/gingerone22.gif" /></a>
Where in that would I insert it?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# between img and src works best for me, I find.
And if you edit your previous post you can see if it is working in the preview underneath the editing screen.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Yay done it ta....
Just fucked up my question by failing to render the html inactive....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Right, now to serious business ...
What have you done wrong in your gif? I'll give you a clue, its got something to do with colour.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# use a format somethign like this
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Managed it ta...!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# :D good show
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Yay Pajama party :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# :(
"Pajama party David Guetta Feat Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj Where Them Girls At herman"
This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# what the??
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Inspired.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Very good :)
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# cue a roast pea
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Haha! Christ.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# come on barry!!!!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# It IS animated in realtime
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# was too cheap to buy cs5 :(
so i struggle on with elements
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hehe.
THEre's a place where you can get PIRATEd software But they sAY it's dangerous...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Considering the weight of the shell
you would think they would be able to go faster without it. I tried removing one but if anything it made it more sluggish.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# If I had a spanger
I'd spang you in the morning
I'd spang you in the evening
All over this land.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# spang in the summertime?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I might be wrong
is that kind of like removing fingernails?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Yayhay... aces....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# tyvm
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Top shop.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ty :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I really need to defrost the fridge but no idea what I'll be releasing.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Still would!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's if the velociraptor would allow you
I wouldn't ask for head if I was you.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Nicely - the changing facial expressions are a neat touch
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# She doesn't look too
bothered about it. I have never done Irish dancing with a fridge though, perhaps that's the secret.

EDIT: I just tried Irish dancing with the fridge. It was better at it than me. Stupid fridge.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# haha.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Dinosaurs LOVE Lord of the Dance
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# put the fridge in 3 inch heels
and try again
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I have enough issues
without a tranvestite fridge to deal with.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Stocking the fridge would have new connotations!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Hehe
I'm now thinking of my fridge coming out of the closet..
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# It would have to put the chicken fillets into it's bra
to give some lift.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# You ladies have just made my day
I'm laughing so hard here, thank you!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# What dressing would you like on your salad?
Ranch, Caesar or Cross?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Do you like the leg, or the breast?
I like a bit of both!
With or without dressing?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# brill :D
the raptor could use a top hat and cane
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Nevermind all that darling, where's my bacons at?
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Haha... if you look at just the bottom of this... it's like river dance with a fridge....
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# That reminds me. I've got to clean my gorilla.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Clever girl.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# LADIES! AND FRIDGES!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Haha......
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# i recommend the spam fritter
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Ah, the voice of experience ...
:D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# indeed
another tip is to avoid mayonnaise and mint sauce

burny :(
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Quick and dirty
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i like it too :D
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it took a bit longer than he had initially anticipated
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# :)
Huey Lewis...
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha, you loon!
(, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)

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