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# This is Robert Prosser. He is 50 years old and lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. He likes marijuana and guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Ahem
www.biro-art.com/cold.html
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Spooky
Was only showing someone your stuff at work today, including this one!
(therealche, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Are you sure it's not marijuana and gnus that he likes?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# that is entirely feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# "marijuana and guns"
That actually sounds like quite a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# just don't get them mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# My best mate and his wife had great fun in Las Vegas
Unleashing a M16 at a firing range. He said it was simply fantastic. His wife had equal mounts of fun with a glock mp5. She got head shots repeatedly apparently, despite lack of expertise
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# He's real purty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# working 12 hours non stop makes me do such stuff


im sure it has been done before
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Well my ps skills are rather limited
but I bet a pound to a pinch of shit I could have done that quicker than 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I actually mini-LOL-ed at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Stuff and doings is the way of it, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# *Something about a font matching algorithm*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Did someone say..?

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Home run!
Top work.

EDIT: Dare I curse it, and say it even has the whiff of FP about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Thanks
It didn't get one when I posted it first time round, six months or so back
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# The ways of b3ta are mysterious, and many.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Tis an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# :D
This is a good thing you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Amused.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hufflepuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# hah every little helps
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# See? I think this is a funny prop to put in other films
Molaram should try it on next
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Slytherin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
# That's an excellent hat matching algorithm you've used there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I got bowlers, stovepipes,
All kind of hats,
but I never wear those hipster topshop ones,
Cos they are for twats.
etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Keira Knightley is a right thug!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
who's the victim?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Looks like a middle aged nathan barley
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Oi!!
see below

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# actually just google images Nathan
- not too insulted - apart from the middle aged bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# haha
it's Twisty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# me I'm afraid
part of an intro vid for a Xmas pub quiz. Full version to go on the LINKS board (note RubberMaddox) when complete
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# All of us...
We are all victims
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# will this spree of headbuttings by the world's prettiest ironing board ever end!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Nice - you shall be the first recipient of this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# when traffic cones meet stigmatas?!!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# "Exorcist 3"
N'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Nope, the first one, but well-spotted anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Let's just say I have a soft spot for The Exorcist movies...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)
# They are good, aren't they?
I think Exorcist II is underrated
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I thought the second one struggled to get out of its own arse. Far too knowing and not a great deal happening.
The third part was a worthy addition, as were both versions of the fourth movie - "The Beginning" and "Dominion".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Admittedly E2 had a naff plot, but it had brilliant atmosphere
Haven't seen the fourth ones
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)
# They're worth watching, probably a month or so apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# A miracle !!!
likes a lot
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Ouchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha! That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I am mesmerised and disgusted in equal measure!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# :)
disgusted erect
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I'm still measuring!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I'll get the callipers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
# yeah love this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Ye Gods!
Abject terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# And again :)
Abject erect
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# :) nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My first photoshop attempt. Hardly props I know but worth a punt nonetheless.


Click for bigger (81 kb)
(Rhosyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hello
pull up a kitten - sorry did not mean to post right over you there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Why hello there!
stick around and join in the funshine*!



* WHAT OF IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Hello, Rhosyn.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# That's a pretty good first attempt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Well of Darkness

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Him and Sir Guile D'Gerb should go into business
they would make a mint
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I'd love to do another series of Sir Guile
sadly I don't have the time at the moment, but he was a lot of fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Hehehe
That picture does make me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrghhhh
whats up with his eyes?!?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I always draw eyes as vertical ines in my comics
It's just a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Its a sick, disgusting thing
Which is why I like your cartoons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Umm
Okey dokey.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Done a mashup - The Devil Wears Raybans

I remember watching the film and keeping a log of how many times sunglasses were dramatically taken off/put on. It was a slow Tuesday, but god I'm proud of how it came out.

youtu.be/BcV2AntDQp0
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I really think we need a stronger word than "consider", for that reminder about posting links
Too often people seem to be taking it as a suggestion rather than an explanation of how b3ta operates.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# They seem to have learned how to wait until the L plates have disappeared before posting though...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# 2 months and 7 days...
Who knows how many sleeper accounts could even now be lying in wait..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *LOLs at 'sleeper accounts'*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
FML. This was not supposed to be here...
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I paraphrase someone else's b3ta rule here:
"If you fuck up a new thread, don't delete it. This is often worse than the orginal mistake, although no-one can explain why."

Griffy Savalas, B3ta - the advanced truths, rule 8:
8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# *recognises*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Ah, it's yours Griffy. I'll edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# FAME AT LAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Coincidentally I read all your advanced truths for the first time today
Wise words
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I just read them too
Happy 7.5 candles!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:04, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
*Does not delete*

*cries*

(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# it's OK, as long as the thread ends up interesting
by way of naked pics or a major flouncing then we are all happy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# This one is shaping up well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# *Flounces in a minor fashion*
*Goes back to practice more*
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# the L plates should stay on till after around 100/200 posts.
Or even a green L plate for 12 months like driving a car.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ^ This
And a 'WIDE VEHICLE' sign is they have a fat arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# HEY! don't make me beep while I reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# It is just a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I can remember when it was all just /board
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# You're just a suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# ):
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Awww I didn't mean it
You are a definite command, backed up by rainbow dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Better recognise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# HERESY
ooh, I just reminded myself of Hear'Say

they were great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
#
"I work for an awesome agency where we make and share great content for the web."
They are going to love you here. Post it on /Talk.

Edit, and it is Monday you retard.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# It was a *really* slow Tuesday
that lasted 6 days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I like explanations.
Even when they are made up :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
#
Nope, I'm here in an unofficial capacity you cynical bastards! :)
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# In that case, welcome
Shop a chair, pull up a kitten, and try to post links on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
#
Noted.

Btw nothing 'official' (e.g. branded content) has been posted here ever because a) It's not relavent to the board b) I'm scared of you.

We send that stuff to buzzfeed yo'.
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Don't be scared of me
No-one on here takes me seriously. Well done for sticking around and taking the flak.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
Baptism of fire.

Can I stay and play with your kittehs? I like it here.
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# It can be a rocky road
some days. But if you have a thick skin you might survive!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I've got rhino skin

*CREYS ALWAYZZ11!*
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Just as well.
Because I'm one of the nice ones.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# This thread needs more flounce :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Nice video, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# More flounce to the ounce!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# This one knows how to defend itself. So much more promising than the fuck-up and run types we normally get.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
#
This one was born from the bowels of /b/
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Oh dear. I'm sorry but this is customary:
#Fuck+off+back+to+4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Fair point
I'll take that...
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I keep thinking it's Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
#
Made it last week...not tomorrow,
(Rubbermaddox, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# a reworking of an oldie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# He needs to calm down, his kiddy's sat right in front of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# haha - didn't notice that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S A LINK ON /BOARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I've just about had it with these motherfuckin' links on this motherfuckin' /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I'm on my laptop otherwise I'd soooo be posting Swivelbase chair right now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Sister needs to chill out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# HONK!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Maybe not... let's take a vote on it!
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Hush, mothra.
We'll have no trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I was about to shout 'links that way' but felt you may all prefer a pea of Goldie Hawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
#
f n
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# nelt you may all prener?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# ^ This
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# oi where's my fucking picture?!
send $10 to jesus, care of the pentagon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# i went peepee all by myself today :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Was that in your pants when Mofaha threatened to "End" you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# oh wow, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# i think you're really obsessed with this whole 'I will end you' thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# best PedroHin/Mofaha board meme evah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I guess it's too late for this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Hehe... apparently not!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I think I missed that day
Did he miss out the word "rear"?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# he's been threatening me for months.
b3ta.com/search/board?q=i+will+fucking+end+you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# in all fairness, maybe it's been a typo and he's been meaning to say
"I will friend you"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Thomas was never the same after the Goatse Train incident!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# box tunnel indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It's the fat controller I'm worried about
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# What about poor little Percy?
He's now called Mr. Top Hat???? You can use the F-word on kids tv anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I'd love to go back to school
I'd be the thin kid this time round. They are fucking fat these days. Took a day off and got on the school bus recently. FUCKING FAT KIDS... ALL OF'EM.
(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah but you can buy clothing without paying the extra tax
because of all the fat kid sizes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# sir topham-hat, iirc
he was always called that, it's just that everyone knew him as the fat controller
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Fat Controller does predate Sir Topham-Hatt though
and he was certainly normally called Fat Controller in the books and the 80s TV series, with his real name only occasionally referenced.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Topham_Hatt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# No ring, not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# The poor thing looks terrified
TJ: Anyone remember a video a b3tan (mr wheatley?) made of him about to do a trick on a bicycle when suddenly he gets run over by a train?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Checked his website?
mrandmrswheatley.blogspot.com/

Archive :
oldmrandmrswheatley.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Looking now
Pretty certain it was them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Poor Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# poor Thom-Ass?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# it never would have happened
if he hadn't been drinking gordon's gin. loosened up his coal box
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Inter Shitty.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# What's HAL 9000 doing in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# i'm afraid i can't tell you that, dave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesci penguin



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Unexpected -guin in the stabbing area!
I like how, in frame 2, the penguin looks like it would be positively proud to be shoved up someone's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Penguins are from Mary Poppins
Proud penguin probably feels that way. After dancing with Dick Van Dyke job offers were thin on the ground.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Bloody penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# hitchhiking penguin
is doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Still gets around though

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# The Scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Must be doing it right
treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I love the
speed/exhaust lines
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Why is it my pictures seem to get shopped so often
and they are ALWAYS better?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# :D)

I saw my brother-in-laws new chopper for the first time at the weekend. It is very big and black and shiney...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# He should get that seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Is this basically Kill Bill in the 70's?
I'm getting a strong Uma Thurman vibe coming off that penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# PENGUIN!
It's the only Welsh word in common usage in the World today. Allegedly.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Not such a jolly 'oliday wiv Tommy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "Err...Carbonite...Verata...Necktie!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Ncoughcoughcough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Top stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Keep meaning to ask
to you actually go to the trouble of pasting that buzzing fly gif into all your posts, or do you have some way of making it happen automatically?

Or is it a secret?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# There is no fly
It's a problem with your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I did think it might have a parasite
No idea why it seems to hang around Moley though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# It's his natural aroma
Aqua velva and mature cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Aqua fresca, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# It's an N word. It's definitely an N word
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Don't interrupt when Captain Solo is speaking
You'll cut off your Han.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# haha
Owner of a broken clock...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Haha fab!
I've got a mental image of Ollie Reed playing Professor Yaffle.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# He'd've been brilliant!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# "And that, Mouseorgan Mice, is the story of how I got very drunk and shagged Racquel Welch."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Rarw?!
CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# JOLIET!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yey, ps forgot about this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, have another :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# You win the internets!
click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hehehe
Top expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha....*hugs Bagpuss*
"good luck old bean"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# "My name is Maximus Bagipuss . . . ."
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Twat him, Bagpuss!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha, Baggus Dickus.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] E-buscuit to guess the prop

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# matrix of leadership innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Haha
*takes energon goodie*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] And kinda ish related so I'll add this
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# "UH WUH BUCUHH UHFUHH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Love that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Nicely done. I love the foreground - phone, decanter etc.
decanter etc.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# No ring, not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm hoping I get what you mean....
And if so, I LOL'd accordingly. If not then I'm just odd, if it IS relating to what I think it is, then surely the matrix should be off to /newsletter/rude name thing. Obviously if it is not already
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Will your 'prop' does look a bit like one..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Indeed it does
And don't call me Shirley. Erm.. I mean Will
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] it's only a bloody flesh wound

tip of the hat to thebao for the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# HAN SHALL PASS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# hehe
On second thoughts, lets not go to The Death Star. It is a silly place
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] placing this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] totally appropriate
(hamblettamaud, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# The furry dice certainly are, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Happy headlamp is amused by your reinterpretation :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# The Seamy Monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# From Seamse Street
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(thebao, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's only a model.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# fetchez la AT-AT
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Your mother was a speeder and your father smelt of castrol GTX
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# On second thought, let's not go to Hoth. It is a silly place.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# No thanks, we already have one...

(I told them we already have one)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Ah yes, eets very nass.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# It we could just construct some sort of wooden camel...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# i'm blaming you
for getting no work done today for suggesting this bloody inspired challenge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# pffft the Jedi knights thats say Ni
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Now go away or i will taunt you a second time
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't cross the cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# that was an excellent film
one of my faves in the 'family comedy' genre
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Technically that isn't a genre
It's a type of interrogation implement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Earl the Cigarette Smokin' Stud


Click for bigger (455 kb)
Earl is a suave and studly fellow who possesses the unique power to to subdue and domesticate any woman alive - even the most unruly ones - by way of flowers, jewelry and gentle massages interspersed with tasty chocolate treats.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I'm hearing a double-bass in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# There something fishy about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
#
fishy bout what?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# two bass in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha Joke explanation LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# No, he means the kind of bass you would use a tuna for if it was flat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# In his latter years, in order to occupy the time amid growing ennui, he developed a pastime of messing with fox Mulder's head
...via a series of immensely elaborate and improbable ruses designed to fuel the suggestible spook's belief that extraterrestrials were living on planet Earth.

Also - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# That's a grand picture.
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Quality
A feast of colour for my eyes..nice to see the texture on 'click for bigger'
have a click
(Sherbs, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
thanks glad you like it!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# His left cheek looks like it has the Apple logo inside it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Luke began having regrets about taking R2 to the old man...
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hahhaha
Dirty Old Kenobi!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
"....and Cheryl can we put the lights back on now please for the coffee break..."
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# yak yak yak!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Woo!
Apropos of nothing.....
I got dragged into an argument in a facebook group last night and have been left bitter!


Yeah, I know, Facebook groups are the devil! It was just a selling page and got caught pointing out the fact that an iPhone 16gig 3GS WAS NOT worth the £400 he was asking for!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# This post is either too long or too short
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# But my penis is juuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssst right.
/small
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Just how Goldilocks likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# This guy smokes them. Everyone knows this guy:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I wouldn't trust him, he's an internet pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Ben then demands that Luke keeps telling him how uncomfortable it is while he starts whacking off
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# lets be honest
I think all our star wars toys have had a go on the princess leia figure at one time or another
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I had a Y wing fighter and no figurines.
I used to make lego trucks and use the y wing fighter to smash the trucks apart if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# *calls social services
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# 666 pixels wide? I had to reset my screen resolution to 640x480 so I could scroll right.
Woo BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# so its girth you want is it
right!

*rolls sleeves up, fires up potato shop
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# wider man!
wider!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# haha
I wish I could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Wait, you mean that's NOT normal?! O____O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I saw her first.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# but what if she malfunctions during a critical bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Well, aslong as she doesn't byte it...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You could just go to your shed and knock one out...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Get ready for a surpriii- oh wait.
Nicely done :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Still would.
/ac

Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# this is from AI? yes
(likeajackhammer, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# indeedy it is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# very nice
so that's what that bloody fabled G spot does!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# woo....worth a *click* or two :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I wonder if Ben knows what it means...


/this is what I spent my morning doing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# cheers
and hurrah for moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
class. took me a while to twig dusty bin too
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# whatever became of him?
I heard he's now working in the Bluewater Shopping Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I hoped he'd go into porn
and put those fingers to good use

(Ole Richard Hall was advertising a Winfields outdoor equipment shop near were I worked a few years ago - still had the same level of enthusiasm too as he did for 'It's a knockout!)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ho ho ho!
Here come the Belgians!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# This is superb
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# FREEBYFORBES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Happy lunchtime, chap
you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# yeh, am OK
How about you? What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Time well spent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I agree, but you try telling my hungry child that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# a wishbone brought on by Sonny Hayes came with the clue...
"Take one that never changes, add a pub and a precious stone, bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own",
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Saturday Night TV used to be tough!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# "Help me Dusty - you're our only hope..."
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# haha....
youtu.be/oGpVj3pGdUk?t=5m
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Dusty Bin FTW!
well, I know it sounds like it could be the speedboat, but the clue "fast over the water" can be read differently. Fast can also mean strong, like glue, and glue is often made from dead horses. Water can also be what we do to keep plants alive, like those you might get in your garden, but it can also mean piss. That's right. You've won a bucket of horse piss. Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Oooh yes
nicely : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# cheers DMH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Nicely!
*does the Ted Rogers 3-2-1 finger flick thing*

*seeks surgery for tendons in wrist*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# it's what killed him in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# That's a definate woo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Brill! *clicks*
needs more Brian Rogers connection.
(RTL+, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)

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