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# The Human Santapede

more stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha oh dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ^ What she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# zoiks
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# haha fuck me
are you tempted to animate this?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Was going to!
But, alas, not enough time in my life right now. Maybe next year...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT SURREAL!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# That's the Mother-in-law's Chrimbo card sorted :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Also
May I steal it for my mums one?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# 'Tis the season
Why not?

(There's a bigger version if you want to print it on my site.)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# i see he got my letter this year
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Eeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I'll add some grimness here...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# You're a sick, scary person who should be locked away
Ideally with a computer and internet connection so you can express these thoughts more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Best Christmas card ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# No no noooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Festive frolics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# hee hee & wonderful punnage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ha Ha...Fuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# oh god
you need help, Butters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Apropos of nothing
Photobucket
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# click from an Oldsmobile lover
Come away with me, Lucille, In my Merry Oldsmobile
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# they're just fancy bourbons!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# So technically they're Wagon Wheels?
I'm confused...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I can't fight this feeling that I keep on loving this
But I'm going to keep this fire burning and take it on the run.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Okay I'll say it:
You're a bad, bad person.
Right, Enough Olready: it's time for me to fly, your reference is too urbane.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# ^ Science

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Woo!
I likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hahah top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Phwoar!!
I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Mung biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Public grief ? Hmmm
"......and then SHE said 'well maybe things will change now'.."
"Oh stop it, my gut's are aching"
Photobucket
(EddieRobbo, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# it's a sad day
for.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# this is not what you get paid for , mr porter


just 5 more hours...
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# This is happiness
in line-form.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
happiness Sparta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Or the acting out of what happens in the car park every Saturday night in small English towns.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Ain't nothin' but a groove thang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] a pussy is not just for christmas


Click for bigger (58 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rudolf schmudolf - this is how he really gets round to all those chimneys...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Him so fluffy-wuffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Is it Christmas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Me neither!
I entered into a 'guess the height of the mast' contest but I didn't win . . .

. . . I reckon the whole thing was rigged!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Bah
Curse those cheating competition organisers - they're making money for old rope.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, the cheating sheets
the cheating sheets

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# That was a cheap jibe.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I nearly keeled over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Pull the rudder one
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# that was so bad, it brought me to anchor. I think Dave should take a bow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Honestly, you lot need astern talking too
about threads like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# He's made of stern stuff all right.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Oh, mind piss
Time to for me to swab the decks.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Sounds tiring, you'll be pretty pooped, eck, knackered after that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Oh I don't know, I'm feeling quite buoyed up by the whole experience.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I had an yngling you might.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# They actually held a rope-splicing competition
There was a tie for first place.

(this punchline also works for "I was in a competition where you could win neckwear.")
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# and also for "I was in a competition where you could win an asian."
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# No, you just made a mastake
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# No. I don't like sailing either.
It's not my cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Sailing is boring...................too long-winded
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Fleas of the Lost Ark
__________   __________   __________
|        |   | shit   |   |        |
|   .    |   |  \.  O=|   |O= _    |
|        |   |        |   |        |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Unexpected goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
Braw!

I'd like to see more ASCII filums

Dambusters
The Graduate
Deep Throat
Ghostbusters


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Ghandi (in 3d)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Gandhi II
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Electric Boogaloo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# 
__________   __________   ___________
| aaah   |   |     wtf|   |He slimed|
|   \. @=|   |@= .  ./|   |me\.  .  |
|        |   |        |   |         |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# *watches*
*waits*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Haha, he looks like he's about to cry.
That source image is getting a lot of use.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Feshtive funtimesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# wimble wimble wimble
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own tinsel
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *spots*
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Subtle addition is subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique, right?


For the non-parents, these are Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-oo and Kim Jong-ee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I feel il.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# !?
YOU'RE a parent!?

I didn't think you could be a father by just wanking . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# it's just a numbers game really
like the lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# well, it happened to you too
it happened to you tooso it must be


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# How is Tombliboo formed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Depends how accurately you can flick it across the park
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
I DEMAND that this is in the next olympics!

Finally a gold for Scotland! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Bah, now me and Toasty will never get our wanking game into the 2012 olympics!
/ac

www.b3ta.com/board/10495436
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Oh Lordy!
*prints thread*

*frames*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# IT'S THE JONG TROUSERS, GROMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaa!
Smallbrainfield for National Treasure status!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# He belongs in a museum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hey!
I'm not that old.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# no, no, of course not
no of course notI SAID 'NO NO OF COURSE NOT'

*passes blanket*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# that is a truly wonderous sight
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It may take a while to kill him...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# *turns monitor on side*
Mmmm! Stereoscopic!

Woo!

Is that Kim Jong Il in the background?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Kim is omnipresent.
He is/was a deity.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Omnipresent AND ronery!?
That's a right pisser!

hehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Someone's going to be thaw in the morning ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Have an ice day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I certainly gave him the cold shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# He really needs to chill out
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Looks like someone's in line for a frosty reception
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Snow joke


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# As it's dripping and getting
longer at the same time (Ooh missus) I thought it was a stalactite, which would have taken even longer to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# 2011 - a bad year for dictators.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# This gets a click purely for Yoda Bin Laden.
The rest is just the icing on the cake :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
I actually hear the sound in my head when I watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# duddleuddleuddleuddleuddleuddleuddleUDDER-DERR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Is it gay o'clock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# :D
this is so awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Ruke skyralker
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# a dick taker was he eh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Damn you OLeary...
Much better execution though.

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha :D
Ahmadinedschad in - The Last Dictator.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Nice to see Bin Laden.
Pity I can't wheel this out this year.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Osama bin Claus
love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Kim Jong Illin'

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# WORD TO UR MUTHA1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# RUN DPRK
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# STRAIGHT OUTA PYONGYANG
boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# it's rike rat! and rat's the ray it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# It's ricky to rock aroun to rock aroun it's ricky!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
ricky
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Pffft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# *hearty applause*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# dat is some fly shit
there on the windowsill
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# HUHHH!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# It's my B3taday!
Another birthday near my B3taday is this little fella, aww JC got a pug!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 2 years, 11 months and 30 days.

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# 2 years, 11 months and 30 days Shirley!
Oooh with these cock candles you are spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Corrected now and stop calling me Shirley!

Edit: and talking of the classic Airplane film, it was Joyce Bulifant's birthday on the 16th Dec.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I am enjoying these VAG SPAZzes
Happy day, Rocker!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# :)
You found the tiny link then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# He looks like he's having dark thoughts about that dog
I don't think it'll last the night

edit/ and happy b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Mayde he wanted a cat...
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Woo!
to your pic . . . I was just thinking 'Jesus is a cat person'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Why thank you...
Jesus loved all the animals, but he couldn't eat them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Son of God with tiny dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# PUG!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# that dog has a really long tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I think it is meant to be a 'Duck Footed Platydog'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# FINALLY, someone gets it!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# WARNING!

^ The above post may contain lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Haha!
I didn't see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I think it's its massive curly ended cock
bent around backwards

(dogs' cocks have to go backwards in order for them to ejaculate, hence the classic "dogs stuck together" position)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# So rong, earthrings!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# That's a clicker!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Mornin', Jeevesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Top of the 'ning, Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# HAha
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# :D
This made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Oh hai Ninj!
Lovely stuff, *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Ooo happy b3tatday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Fanx
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Candle!
Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Fanx
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Happy
B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Tank you
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# YAY! I finally get to use...
WB's pan!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# did he finally die or something
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Buy a paper, hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Shuriken!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I should probably dedicate this one to you, sir.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
*Salutes back* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# fucking lord he DID die
see why does it have to be b3ta that informs me about any actual news? i get the fucking newspaper but it wasnt the head line while i think it should be. i looked up fucking WIKINEWS but it wasnt listed in fucking wikinews so i had to wiki him to find out b3ta was right.

fuck the news. fuck the papers. b3ta = only true source of information
im quite shocked ive to admit and even more shocked i didnt hear about it when i watch the freaking news every fucking day
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Probably because b3ta is awake 24/7.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I get all my major death headlines through the internet
I was even online when the news broke about Diana
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I was playing World of Warcraft when the news broke about Michael Jackson.
I was standing in Dalaran when the PvP thread changed to "Heart Attack has defeated Michael Jackson".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# yeh i would have been very surprised the next day at work
if people on msn hadnt made fun of MJ having just died but mr ill died 2 days ago already so its shocking to me wiki news doesnt have it yet and ive missed it on the telly. if i missed a few minutes of saturdays news since im usually out on saturday i saw the freaking sunday news... oh well. its shame his death doesnt mean much. id love to see korea unite just like im still sad about ireland. look at germany. it was the same as korea and now its one country as well so i still have my hopes high.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# With his dad in hell Kim Jong-Il's pie-faced son, Kim Jong-Un, will probably take over the shop now.

...or maybe his lesser known French-raised twin, Kim Jong-deux.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Expect this to go viral, I'd tag it if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# The tag is always there, man.
Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# /squints
Ah!
/sees
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# haha - nicely!
mind if I drop this pea here?


(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A quantum of turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:46, archived)
# You sure that's not ham that he's touching?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Yep
This is ham

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:06, archived)
# With shtuffing?
Shuper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Not to mention brushellsh shproutsh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Most insidious of all the festive veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I've actually come round to the humble sprout in recent years.
Not nearly as bad as they are made out to be.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I don't mind them raw, they have quite a nutty flavour.
But once they hit boiling water, blegh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Chopped small and fried with bacons FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Hmm. This recipe is unknown to me.
Might have to give it a go..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# It follows the golden rule of "there is nothing on earth that cannot be improved with the addition of bacon"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:08, archived)
# next!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, archived)
# on the same day as the bloke who wrote on the buses.
COINCIDENCE?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I hope Lleyton Hewitt is next
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I heard her career had gone north,
I mean south.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)
# She whose breasts defy gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Advent calendar day 19


Today's meme is "Do it, woman!"

(I missed yesterday, sorry. It was only ham)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# OPEN MY ADVENT CALENDAR, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Oh wow
that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# So many memes I never knew of.
Top work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# i still have no clue who that kid above shatner is
in fact ive gotta admit there are a bunch of things i have never seen before like that kid on the left of admiral akbar and the dude with the b3ta flag
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
1. Shit face meme guy
2. Sheen / AntiSheen
3. NoobMaster
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I think this song fits well:
www.danosongs.com/music/danosongs.com-no-iron-rivers.mp3

Oh and nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:58, archived)
#
Hahahaha thanks the tempo fits like a glove
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# At long last, I get to fill in the second date on the gravestone
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# From a friend's FB update today:
I told you I was Il
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I LOLed
(nicking this)
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# It appears that someone on /links made the same joke even earlier...
Ecclesiastes 1:9, and all that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Just hop in here to pea this one :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:08, archived)
# it's all those nuclear WMD's he's been collecting wot did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# i thought he died several years ago and was being played by a look alike and photoshopped into pictures
while the government made all the decisions.

i could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Whitey's on the moon.
And by Whitey, I mean our glorious everlasting leader.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Yeah - There's nothing on this planet that our beloved late great leader hasn't accomplished
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:03, archived)
# I hear that Kim Jong-Un can slam dunk a basketball across a full court
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# He can also make a bowl of kimchi in under 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:29, archived)
# all in all a good man who did a lot for the people of this planet
sure he had his downsides, but he will be greatly missed.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
# a true heroe
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# NRHRTZFRVR
And OMG have you seen this SODA CAN:


Apparently the next thing we're supposed to freak out about is any graphic with tall buildings and an airplane a CDC. At least we have our priorities straight while we suck fattening things from cans that don't even get us drunk.

edit: sorry to subject you to this but people I know are all freaked out about the plane on the can and I think that they are being a bunch of monkeys, so here it is
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Lovely work!
Good eye! :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Boredom ...
is a strange thing
Photobucket
(EddieRobbo, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:21, archived)
# I know this pic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:26, archived)
#
hehe
(EddieRobbo, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
# fuck yes sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)

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