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# :D

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# :D
Merry crimble to you, m'lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Haha.. that took me by surprise.... I was sure he was going to ask for a Babysham ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Phowhomp!
mmm cider
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# i really dont get this arrow/ knee/ skyrim meme
can someone de-ris?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# It's something that nearly every guard NPC says to you
"I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow in the knee"

knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I want to go to Chester
so I can take a row in the Dee.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# No pun or ripping thepish


Click for bigger (357 kb)
just merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You've done the right thing there....
Kids always have more fun playing with the box....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# mazon.co.pj
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
#

From NobbyNobody and Odd-Fish

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# and to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Woar.... ! fucking lovely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# sweet f**ink wow!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# eeeh that's proper champion
as me granny used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Back atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Christmas wouldn't be Christmas
without one of your killing sprees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# mwah babe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Woooo!
And to you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# marvellous!
bravo
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha. That makes me almost want to celebrate christmas. Weird Christmas.
Loud, dangly lighted, slippery christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Manta Claus!!!
Deep-sea Christmas is best Korea Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Merry Xmas!

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Where is the L
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# L'S HOUSE PARTY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
L's House Party
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I've never been to Noe's house before
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# there is 'no L'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
Merry Christmas to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# no E?
nor me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# :-) !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ah ha ha!
Have a *click* for being all clever and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# no l noe?
:(( ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ah very clever
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Make everyone happy
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# No love for Mazda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# :( I wrote my mazda off this time last year
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Don't tell the Zoroastrians.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I think they already know
I had to pay a £500 excess to appease the gods
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# 500 pounds is good for a written off mazda
Normally it's this whole different version of damnation that you probably wouldn't even understand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# No love for Kwanzaabot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# No, so sorry
neather for Rasta....
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# No love for Cthulu
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# My enormous brain is so full of love for all of you


So proud to know you. Let's never fight again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks gronkpan,

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *craves cadburys cream egg*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *craves chicken spunk*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# even Wobbly?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I heard that... pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D.......vagcreams?
frequentlyamusedatthemorningattacks/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I'll let you all in on a little christmas secret
Wobbly Bloke is actually a troll account I set up a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Your secret's safe with me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I recognise that...! nice little blink.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# :D
Happy festive doobries TIM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Same to you..! bet your wobbling with excitment...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# better than wobbling with excrement for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Merry Shockjawmas everyone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# "So here it is Merry Shockjawmas,everybo-o-dies having fun.....
look to the future now it's only just begu-u-un"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Nice sentiment.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Smelly Crimble all
(cheebatv, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Put a xmas donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Haha!
Cor! Gold 1210s!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# This needs more replies
Squirrels are the aces. At least, when they don't have tits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# skwriial SELECKTAH
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Nothing suspicious about a catholic priest creeping in at midnight to give your kids something


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ty wb
nice Fez
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hi wobbly bloke
Ive said some harsh things to you this year and I don't regret most of what I said, but I genuinely regret telling you to kill yourself the other week. I don't care how harmless my words are, that's just not something a person should say.

Sorry, and Merry Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ^ Racist
Do we all have a festive hug now?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# No this was all a diversion
I just shat in your kettle and put it on to boil.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# And normality is restored.
meaty brew.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# * Hugs

* Bums
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# THAT WAS OVER THE LINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# :0

Merry Christmas gronkpan!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Be safe and happy my friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You have to kill your self now for getting a stork on whilst getting bummed....
It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# What's he giving them?
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# He has two sacks full to give to all the boys and girls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I thought you were going to say thrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I had thrush once
Not from sex but from exercising and rubbing my balls on loose boxers and it getting infected, it was itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah, I have had it a few times from running/cycling.
Not good.

Talking of running...7 mile tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# running/cycling = bike involved.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Satan Claws is out there, Jimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# FESTIVE CHILD RAPING TO YE ALL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# That sort-of exists
www.imdb.com/title/tt1167675/
The Dutch are a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# OOOOooooerrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# 0898 50 50 50!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Santa,he is again touching all time my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You what?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# It's not gay, it's an online fight club where they hook up and get their punch on
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# You just broke the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# No Anal without lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# the first rule of gay club is
FUCK MY ASS, the second rule about gay club is....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No, the fight club happens anyway
That rule only counted before it hit the mainstream. You just don't talk about SPECIFIC fight clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# You just broke the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I WRITE THE FUCKING RULES BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Listen, you lot...
...thank you for putting up with my visual witterings this year.
It's very much appreciated.

www.worldofblackout.co.uk
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# How about you do more so we know who you are
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# *like*
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# This year he checks the list TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# He broke rule number one!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# No Anal without lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Sorry, no...it wasn't rule number two.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Oh you mean no names
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I don't know what I meant.
I never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Arf!
In other news: no Christmas icons, this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Well that's it then...Christmas is fucking RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't say ruined, exactly..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# all mods are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'm afraid to comment either way, in case they're watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# they are always watching
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Just like Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I'm a nice guy
It's nice to be nice and good manners are their own reward.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I was in!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# HA :D
*clicked*

EDIT: ANTARCTICA???
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I copied and pasted after Googling
"Santa's address" - and I didn't spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ah well, still brill :D
PS The Royal Mail official address is:

Santa/Father Christmas,
Santa’s Grotto,
Reindeerland,
SAN TA1

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I have Bad Santa's address:
Bad Santa
Are You Fuckin' With Me Street
Sandwiches
Youaintgonnashitrightforaweekland
FUC KU1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# unfortunately Bad Santa has my address too :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Anyone got Uncle Deathmas' address?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# 15 Upthewrongun
Widnes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# At the same time?
OUCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Fuck, I can see Widnes from near where i live on a clear day
I can see Widnes from near where i live on a clear day
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Are they the world's longest twiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# no they're just ordinary power line twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It's the magnetic north pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ace
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. That's actually completely do-able as well just to see the look on their small, disappointed faces
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# This just makes me think...
I know your post is a joke, but how does Santa get his huge sank down the chimney?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# huge sank?
well he empties all of the water out of it, easy.
(ceebs, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Also, I have just had to make a train journey/40 minute walk to my local city-link depot because they never delivered my parcel yesterday (it ended up in Sheffield instead of Chester?)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I punched the posty...
..for giving me one of those as i was at me front door..


what a twunt!
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# You punched someone?
Who's the twunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ho! Ho! Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# lol
hope you live close : P
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Arrgghhh... the end times are here
The poles have swapped places. Looks like the Mayans were right.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# crimbo genius mr Monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Season's Magrittings to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# nice!
edit: variation on the theme...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Ohh
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# yay :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Nice =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# yay! magritte gets a click from me :)
s'cuse me while I indulge m'self





(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
# It's neck and neck:

And I can't actually believe I have totally forgotten how to make animations in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# looks pretty good to me
and gets a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# That was easy, I just plonked Santa ontop of the last frame
but I wanted to have him to cruise past the joy riding gibbons with his sack of goodies, but couldn't figure out how
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# My money is on the monkies =)
can sympathise with animation thing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# ^that^

(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# He's flying high again...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Christarophenia ;-)
Goog film good film...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/links/Polar_Bear_Tube_Show
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# wahey
can hear it singing "She Caught The Katy And Left Me A Mule To Ride"
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# haha have a pea


coca cola my arse....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Heh heh
Time for a pea:

Rudeolph
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
The video is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Merry Christmas, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# have a great Yuletide :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# lols
so very very wrong =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Right back at ya, Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Haha ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
#


Click for bigger (137 kb)
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,661161,00.html
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
#
Didn't realise Aiden Burley MP was sending out cards this year!
(EricTViking, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Perfect colours for decorations...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Merry Christmas Captain Howdy :)
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Cheers, herman - have a good one, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Smashing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Merry Christmas, BLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Head for the sally army
with that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Ha-ha! Seasons Greetings, Mr. Forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Floydian - my favourite font :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Edit: I had to remove it - the picture wasn't quite right with the added text.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Gary Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Love to see his bat sleigh...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It must be Christmas
there are more cookery programs on than normal

Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Nigel Slater now
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
Self Copeulation?
(Noah Vale, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# nice
putting it away action
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Cockmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# sabre cock man!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Advent calendar - last day!


Unto us a (ginger) child is born...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Never forgive! :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# This was agreat idea emvee - well done
it shoulld have had its own spot on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# christmas! baaaaa humbug! don't hold with it at all!


yay my first front page! thank you! thank you! thank you!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# LOL
That's so good it gets my first ever b3ta post =)
(EricTViking, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# joins in

loving yours though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Looks good enough to eat
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Here's mine from a b3ta chrimbo comp 6 or 7 years ago (done in pshop chubby crayon)


loving yours and ops muchly (and the biro art below)
('tin'tintin, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# YES!!
Biro-Art
Bigger and christmassier






(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, 
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	 	Woo


	
Outstanding effort there





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:39,

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	 	yay! epic festive lols :))


	





(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:41,

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	 	Woo! This was a brilliant idea :D well done.


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:43,

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	#
	 	^This


	





(herman:D, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:03,

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	 	Excellent endeavour, emvee.


	
Have a great Christmas, sir.





(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:05,

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	 	wake me up when xmas is over!


	

Have a humbug pea





(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:05,

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	#
	 	I bet your idea of a christmas well spent is dressing up in latex and touching ham


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:11,

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	 	Isn't everyone's?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:12,

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	#
	 	^Very much this


	
with the odd leather whip as well





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:14,

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	 	Hurt me! Oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit! 


	
Make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love! 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16,

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	#
	 	*Grits teeth*


	
*Savages*





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:22,

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	#
	 	 


	
Probably the strangest thing you'll hear all day





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:29,

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	#
	 	Hahahahahaa


	
"Have you no shame! Keep the brief case closed for christ's sake"





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:36,

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	#
	 	:D


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:39,

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	 	whats odd about leather whips?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:44,

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	#
	 	no dressing up in ham and touching latex actually. 


	
Why what's yours? Dressing up in spandex and touching hamsters?





(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:14,

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	 	I had to give up touching hamsters years ago


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16,

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	 	Good!


	
I like hamsters. You just leave those hamsters alone you dam rodent fiddler!





(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:21,

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	 	Switched to axolotls and never looked back


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:31,

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	#
	 	wheeeeee!!


	






(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16,

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	 	aww, be happy :D :D


	





(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:20,

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	#
	 	..well I liked it


	
:)





(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:46,

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	 	still love this, shame it didn't get fp'd


	





(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:45,

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	 	That's because it's shit.


	


In the best possible way, of course.





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:47,

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	 	no it was good i thought, about the only fenton meme thing i found funny


	





(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:49,

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	#
	 	Oh, I was talking about your pic there.


	

;)





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:00,

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	 	oh right i see, yeah my pic is shit but i did it ironically so it's actually brilliant


	





(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:04,

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	 	I never did see the appeal or the humour in that video


	
I feel I am the only one in the world and it's a lonely place





(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:00,

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	#
	 	Apparently there are some people who genuinely don't get Withnail & I


	
I guess it either clicks with you or doesn't





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:40,

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	 	I love W&I :D


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:59,

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	 	I recommended Withnail and I to the film evening at work here


	
Conclusion: Norwegians don't get Withnail and I. Apparently they all hated it.





(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:06,

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	#
	 	didn't you post this about a week ago?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:54,

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	 	No, that's Santa


	
Jesus Christ is the other one.





(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., 
Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:17,

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	 	Not everyone has the chance to get pissed up  you know...


	





(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:56,

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	 	Coventry Carol.


	





(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:07,

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	 	Hail Mary, full of fuck


	





(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:49,

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	 	Gold, Flankincense and myrrh.


	





(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:51,

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	 	NECKBOOB ACTIVATED


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, 
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:17,

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	 	Ha ha - Jesus is teething


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., 
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