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hi im the one who did it

*doesn't taste good**
** I've only tasted my own***
***accidentally!

the head looked too male to me because of that silly wig and killed my boner
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You got her preggers?
I hope the chap on the left knows this
Good job he's not a b3ta regular. There are 4 jacks on here who are rampant yiffers.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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I hope the chap on the left knows this
Good job he's not a b3ta regular. There are 4 jacks on here who are rampant yiffers.

it's just this guy working in the film department of one of Europe's biggest ad agencies. so i was given 45 minutes to fart a card out of my ass we give to him. then when my company send it away they didn't put enough stamps on it... and it came back after 1 week.
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We've gone a bit flippy this week and have six to choose from. CHOOSE WELL:
- Messing with people's heads
- Volunteering: Ever volunteered for something? Ever been volunteered?
- The Onosecond II: A reprise of one of our favourites - that dreadful second between clicking send on an email or text, and the realisation that you've called your boss a twat, or sent a detailed description of your dwarf fetish to your mother. Now - we expect - with auto-correct goodness
- Worst Parties: Because their ain't no party like an S Club party
- Boats and Water
- Cunty: Rob's idea. What the cuntiest thing you've ever done or had done to you?






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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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- Messing with people's heads
- Volunteering: Ever volunteered for something? Ever been volunteered?
- The Onosecond II: A reprise of one of our favourites - that dreadful second between clicking send on an email or text, and the realisation that you've called your boss a twat, or sent a detailed description of your dwarf fetish to your mother. Now - we expect - with auto-correct goodness
- Worst Parties: Because their ain't no party like an S Club party
- Boats and Water
- Cunty: Rob's idea. What the cuntiest thing you've ever done or had done to you?







Need to contact him and rather than go through 3rd parties thought I'd check if he's on here first.
Ta
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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Ta


Edit, might be Dr Ben.
He can be contacted through Skeptics in the Pub, if you can't get hold of him that way I should be able to get his email address
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:47,
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He can be contacted through Skeptics in the Pub, if you can't get hold of him that way I should be able to get his email address

but I don't think he uses it often.
He's on twitter a lot.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:15,
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He's on twitter a lot.

If you could drop him a line as well that would be appreciated since he'll probably notice it more if it comes from you.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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yes: [email protected],
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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it's generally quite easy to get in touch with people by putting their first name in front of their website URL even if the address isn't listed on their site.
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Have sacked the twitter/gaz combo and opted for contacting him via the badscience route.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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he's posted that email address on b3ta, so seems perfectly reasonable to use it
www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post659334/
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post659334/

he will definitely read it then
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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but not suggested people vote for a favourite
twitter.com/#!/robmanuel/status/157403208975794176
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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twitter.com/#!/robmanuel/status/157403208975794176

is rob gonna twitter about it so people vote for it? i think this would be pretty hilarious. i mean the topic, not rigged votes.
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So can someone explain in words of one silly bull, what we're meant to be doing for the challenge?
Make a pic on the theme of 'parody'? Is that it?
Isn't that what 90% of pics are anyway?
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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Make a pic on the theme of 'parody'? Is that it?
Isn't that what 90% of pics are anyway?

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but in my case, at least, i've got almost no actual parody. i'm busily reposting the only things i'd say even half-qualify lower down on the board and then i'm done
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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when I can be arsed :)

except for the website part of it. i'm now going to busily resize most of those images to make them a bit smaller...
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In some ways it is do what you all do anyway, so let's do that...
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![Challenge Entry: The Right To Parody [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

so this compo is basically re-post everything you might have made EVER?

i'll make some more this week and get fancy new-thread barbed goodness
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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Anyone fancy a stasis mace?

Click for bigger (69 kb)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:32,
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Click for bigger (69 kb)


... but JML had to withdraw them, due to design features. Mainly, it was the stasis power source that leaked, thus causing several black holes to appear in handbags.
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At age 12ish, I tried to make my own lightsaber! I spent all day stripping copper wire and wrapping it around an old bicycle pump, carfully insulated one end with a rubber hand grip, wired it up to a plug and swithed it on, things went with a bit of a bang!
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Conscription's a fun thing. :)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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but where do you stick the other end?
;)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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;)

If so, well... whatever floats ones boat, I guess.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:31,
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Laughter was heard shortly afterwards.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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but MULLET ATTACKS AMISH BEARDS
I have to stop finding crap amusing.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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I have to stop finding crap amusing.


Click to see who's on todays list
* NING d_d, I hope you like this \ Ning real \ Ning Toasty! \ Ning b3ta!




I might 'never be happy' but at least I'm not letting those cunts walk all over me.
having to post the images into a link to keep a few people happy is kinda sad.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:43,
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having to post the images into a link to keep a few people happy is kinda sad.

Na... I love you man!

... that really is a top-hole set of birthday ladies... ummm... so to speak.
Hurrah for Wobbly mornings.
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Hurrah for Wobbly mornings.

What is the point of starting a new thread the only point of which is to send us to an old one? The people who complained that the VAGes are threadwaste won't be satisfied, and nor will those who like them.
If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em and be done with it. People who dislike them can console themselves with the thought that they'll fall of the bottom after a short while.
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If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em and be done with it. People who dislike them can console themselves with the thought that they'll fall of the bottom after a short while.

just post them!
And is it me or does that Kirstie Alley look like Prince?
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:20,
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And is it me or does that Kirstie Alley look like Prince?

* Awaits the web sheriff for mentioning Prince

In answer to your comments:
What is the point of starting a new thread the only point of which is to send us to an old one:
Some mornings it has been a few hours since the last thread, and a lot of my friends (yes, I like to treat you all as 'my friends') have commented, saying they enjoy my work, as it means the start of the day shift?
I have also read to all the comments that have been made in the past and felt that in order to fall in line with the un-written rules of b3ta, I would link to the large images so that my friends who do not want to look at them don't have to.
The choice to look at these, is up to you, as it is with anyone elses post.
The people who complained that the VAGes are threadwaste:
I don't recall anyone saying they were a thread waste? * waits for you to prove me wrong
If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em:
I did?
I really enjoy looking though the list of birthdays and requests, carrying out my research and then shopping the chosen few to share with my friends on b3ta.
All I am trying to do now, is change the style of the initial post, to add a little variety to my posts so they are not all the same and help keep all my friends engaged.
I hope this helps you and apologise if I have offended you or any of my other b3ta friends as this was never my intention.
If you really don’t like my work, please feel free to ignore me (and this comedy flounce) by clicking on the ‘Ignore’ link.
If it is just the VAGs that you disapprove of, could I point out the ‘Hide’ link.
Kind Retards


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What is the point of starting a new thread the only point of which is to send us to an old one:
Some mornings it has been a few hours since the last thread, and a lot of my friends (yes, I like to treat you all as 'my friends') have commented, saying they enjoy my work, as it means the start of the day shift?
I have also read to all the comments that have been made in the past and felt that in order to fall in line with the un-written rules of b3ta, I would link to the large images so that my friends who do not want to look at them don't have to.
The choice to look at these, is up to you, as it is with anyone elses post.
The people who complained that the VAGes are threadwaste:
I don't recall anyone saying they were a thread waste? * waits for you to prove me wrong
If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em:
I did?
I really enjoy looking though the list of birthdays and requests, carrying out my research and then shopping the chosen few to share with my friends on b3ta.
All I am trying to do now, is change the style of the initial post, to add a little variety to my posts so they are not all the same and help keep all my friends engaged.
I hope this helps you and apologise if I have offended you or any of my other b3ta friends as this was never my intention.
If you really don’t like my work, please feel free to ignore me (and this comedy flounce) by clicking on the ‘Ignore’ link.
If it is just the VAGs that you disapprove of, could I point out the ‘Hide’ link.
Kind Retards



Just post the fecking things so the people who like them can see them!
Will cost a fortune in stamps everyday though! ;-)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:34,
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Will cost a fortune in stamps everyday though! ;-)

I could print out some of the stamps from last weeks compo and use them.

that I swapped back to using Firefox simply so I can use Firefox's superior version of Adblock Plus to pre-emptively block all of Moggy's pictures. That way I never have to see the pictures before clicking "Hide", but don't avoid the entertainment of the threads that typically follow.
I feel that, in doing so, I am taking B3ta more seriously than it should be taken, something many of us are guilty of doing.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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I feel that, in doing so, I am taking B3ta more seriously than it should be taken, something many of us are guilty of doing.

or life in general for that matter.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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It's possible that I got the wrong end of that stick, but there you go.
For what it's worth, I reckon that, if you've made them and think them worth showing, then whack 'em up. Some people might complain, but that's just how it goes. If the biggest worry in someone's life has to do with the distinction between, and the comparative artistic merit of, vectors and filters, they... oh, sod it. I just don't believe that that particular debate is worth the faff.
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For what it's worth, I reckon that, if you've made them and think them worth showing, then whack 'em up. Some people might complain, but that's just how it goes. If the biggest worry in someone's life has to do with the distinction between, and the comparative artistic merit of, vectors and filters, they... oh, sod it. I just don't believe that that particular debate is worth the faff.

The only person who is making up unwritten rules is yourself.
If people don't like them and you want to post them, then fuck 'em. Just because some people say they are dreary as fuck, doesn't mean they have set 'a rule' for you to adhere to.
It seems to me that you are trying constantly to make other people happy (the core being, you answering peoples' birthday vector requests, but also through flouncing, linking and hiding them under fucking fezzes ffs) and therefore seeing any kind of criticism as setting rules for you to change your behaviour.
As HHFH suggested, stop being such a bloody drama queen and just post and do what YOU want to do. I may from time to time tell you how fucking dreary I find them, but just tell me to fuck off and ignore me.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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If people don't like them and you want to post them, then fuck 'em. Just because some people say they are dreary as fuck, doesn't mean they have set 'a rule' for you to adhere to.
It seems to me that you are trying constantly to make other people happy (the core being, you answering peoples' birthday vector requests, but also through flouncing, linking and hiding them under fucking fezzes ffs) and therefore seeing any kind of criticism as setting rules for you to change your behaviour.
As HHFH suggested, stop being such a bloody drama queen and just post and do what YOU want to do. I may from time to time tell you how fucking dreary I find them, but just tell me to fuck off and ignore me.

Do what you like and post what you like :-)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Everyone has their pet hates....
I personally didn't like atomics sturdy nun beating hitler series, but his last one with the square tits was great and I told him so....
Problem is some people take "personal opinion" and try to make it law!
Bottom line is, you like doing them and posting them, some people like them some people don't so just post them, you can please some of the people some of the time and all of the people none of the time and most of the people a piece of the time.... or something like that.
Opinions don't hurt, but tracing an IP address and using fire does... most people won't go that far though.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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I personally didn't like atomics sturdy nun beating hitler series, but his last one with the square tits was great and I told him so....
Problem is some people take "personal opinion" and try to make it law!
Bottom line is, you like doing them and posting them, some people like them some people don't so just post them, you can please some of the people some of the time and all of the people none of the time and most of the people a piece of the time.... or something like that.
Opinions don't hurt, but tracing an IP address and using fire does... most people won't go that far though.

But one question - How can anyone not like atomics sturdy nun beating hitler series?
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:12,
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It's a long time ago, sure he had his faults... but can't we just forgive and forget?
TBH... I did like a few, but one or two just turned me off for some reason, I loved the first one! I did like the nun though, she reminded me of my ex, especially in those boots, but then the beaten hitler reminded me of why I left her.... So I guess it's just my bitterness towards my ex that I shall now take out on atomic!
He is on my friends list and I do love his work, but something left me cold with the sturdy nun/hitler series, I don't know why because I love his style and he is on my friends list here! personal choice I suppose.....
I must say I love Steven Wildish'es movie decades and have pushed him into a 00's once they are done I'm asking him for permission to get them on a t-shirt, Or a link from him to get them done so he get's some pennies for it!
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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TBH... I did like a few, but one or two just turned me off for some reason, I loved the first one! I did like the nun though, she reminded me of my ex, especially in those boots, but then the beaten hitler reminded me of why I left her.... So I guess it's just my bitterness towards my ex that I shall now take out on atomic!
He is on my friends list and I do love his work, but something left me cold with the sturdy nun/hitler series, I don't know why because I love his style and he is on my friends list here! personal choice I suppose.....
I must say I love Steven Wildish'es movie decades and have pushed him into a 00's once they are done I'm asking him for permission to get them on a t-shirt, Or a link from him to get them done so he get's some pennies for it!

You aren't breaking any of the rules, and you contribute to the community.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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I quite like it, its like a mysterious advent calendar or Play School "what's behind the round window"
Roll up roll up and look inside Wobbly's box of delights (if you dare/want to) :D
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Roll up roll up and look inside Wobbly's box of delights (if you dare/want to) :D

those of us who like them will be pleased
those of us who like a good whinge will be pleased to have something to whinge about
win-win!
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those of us who like a good whinge will be pleased to have something to whinge about
win-win!

something something blow me

Might even be more useful to have a hotline
for when a politician is not being cuntish.
Except, I don't think there has been a case
of such in the last 8,000 years or more.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 6:21,
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for when a politician is not being cuntish.
Except, I don't think there has been a case
of such in the last 8,000 years or more.

gotta make money somehow :D
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 6:28,
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All boner things are prototypical of the concept. There
are spin offs like the Poundsand Instant Eunuch for
the no-dick trade & enlargement products too. Just
SELL MORE.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:13,
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are spin offs like the Poundsand Instant Eunuch for
the no-dick trade & enlargement products too. Just
SELL MORE.

that was from that online live suicide that someone said that Ped.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:44,
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my video made it onto the mirror (the second vid) bit.ly/wvTLoS
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:32,
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How did that possibly happen?
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but this week, I have been liking this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HhpwItWrp4&feature=related
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HhpwItWrp4&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-z5T8meC84
but for reals, i have been listening to this over and over this week www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYM8IjodDMs
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:00,
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but for reals, i have been listening to this over and over this week www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYM8IjodDMs

/former sheriff John Bunnell blog
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:45,
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If you have images stored on b3ta that you no longer want, how do you delete them? I've tried several times & I can't figure it out.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:02,
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i could do with a bit of spring cleaning in my image bank
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:06,
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:06,
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the one you want to replace and upload it it will overwrite the image.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:12,
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cos I've got several images with the same name. It seems a unique string of nonsense gets generated when you upload an image and added to the filename.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:15,
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it will overwrite.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:16,
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Example - both the below have the same filename, but b3tards gave them different strings of numbers. The new one didn't overwrite the old.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706709/parsnipdundee.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706821/parsnipdundee.jpg
Probably just me. I get the same trouble with TV remotes and touchscreen phones. They work for everyone else.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:26,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706709/parsnipdundee.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706821/parsnipdundee.jpg
Probably just me. I get the same trouble with TV remotes and touchscreen phones. They work for everyone else.

Edit: I think I see why this is happening to you you're not using www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:36,
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I'm tired of always coming in late on these things.
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To quote the old lady character from the Catherine Tate Show, "OH, FUCKIN' CHILL OUT!" You people do your fair share of "entry flooding" too & can't tell me otherwise.
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:57,
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None of us here do what you've done here; start a load of new threads with stuff you did ages ago.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:00,
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Yeah, you're right. *sits and waits*
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:18,
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Its bad board ettiquete to post them all one after another in new threads. Doesnt give conversation chance to develop, and it pushes everyones work down the board
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:53,
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GHOSTBUSTARTREK
KINDERGARTENCOPTREK
POLICE STARFLEET ACADEMY
SCHINDLERS LISTARTREK
THE KING'S SPEECHTREK
STAR WARSTREK
101 ROMULANS
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:47,
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KINDERGARTENCOPTREK
POLICE STARFLEET ACADEMY
SCHINDLERS LISTARTREK
THE KING'S SPEECHTREK
STAR WARSTREK
101 ROMULANS

Its the runabout being shot in the background that makes it.
Superb lieutenant worph too
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:01,
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Superb lieutenant worph too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bZKEhgieoc
It's a good job these sets were cheap; because he chews the FUCK out of the scenery!
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:08,
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It's a good job these sets were cheap; because he chews the FUCK out of the scenery!

And Smug Data makes me smile :)
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:08,
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You should. You really should.
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Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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![Challenge Entry: The Right To Parody [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Who knew Kirk & Picard were such freaks?

Seriously if you have anymore of this, please post it as a reply, not a new thread
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:42,
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Movie posters - check
Compo entry - check.
Everything is in order here.
(do you like star trek or something?)
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:40,
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Compo entry - check.
Everything is in order here.
(do you like star trek or something?)

*looks to the horizon* Ahh, the /board Nazis are on their way.
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Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:42,
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For no discernible reason that phrase is always on the tip of my tongue
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