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# if your boss or YOU got this card


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hi im the one who did it
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I got one from the milkman
I don't even have a milkman
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# you are milking men?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# It's high in protein, low in fat, and tastes good too*



*doesn't taste good**

** I've only tasted my own***

***accidentally!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Tell it to the judge
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# oh boy!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# while the body gave me a boner
the head looked too male to me because of that silly wig and killed my boner
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#
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[challenge entry] :)

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# haha!
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# =)))))))))
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# you did it?
You got her preggers?
I hope the chap on the left knows this

Good job he's not a b3ta regular. There are 4 jacks on here who are rampant yiffers.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
#
it's just this guy working in the film department of one of Europe's biggest ad agencies. so i was given 45 minutes to fart a card out of my ass we give to him. then when my company send it away they didn't put enough stamps on it... and it came back after 1 week.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# omg YOU did that?
I just saw it on TV
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#
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[challenge entry]
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# Let's just blend this little rascal here, ha! Happy as we can be.
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# happy trees, happy trees
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] yay red noses and big hair!


apologies for plopping this here :)))
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
We've gone a bit flippy this week and have six to choose from. CHOOSE WELL:

- Messing with people's heads

- Volunteering: Ever volunteered for something? Ever been volunteered?

- The Onosecond II: A reprise of one of our favourites - that dreadful second between clicking send on an email or text, and the realisation that you've called your boss a twat, or sent a detailed description of your dwarf fetish to your mother. Now - we expect - with auto-correct goodness

- Worst Parties: Because their ain't no party like an S Club party

- Boats and Water

- Cunty: Rob's idea. What the cuntiest thing you've ever done or had done to you?






(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I voted for messing with peoples heads.......
Or did i?
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# ^ :D
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# I voted for the sectet 7th option.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# TJ andybody know if Ben Goldacre has a b3ta account, and if he checks it at all?
Need to contact him and rather than go through 3rd parties thought I'd check if he's on here first.

Ta
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Allegedly he has. Unfortunately I've no idea what his b3ta-name is.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Humm might have found it. Will give it a try.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Strangely enough it's Ben Goldacre
Edit, might be Dr Ben.
He can be contacted through Skeptics in the Pub, if you can't get hold of him that way I should be able to get his email address
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# he has
but I don't think he uses it often.

He's on twitter a lot.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Ta - looking at more than 140chrs though. I'll send him a gaz and then try and flag it up with him on twitter.
If you could drop him a line as well that would be appreciated since he'll probably notice it more if it comes from you.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# you can email him at badscience.net I think
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# Ah will try that.
Ta.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# ^this
it's generally quite easy to get in touch with people by putting their first name in front of their website URL even if the address isn't listed on their site.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Good luck
He appears to be a phenomenally busy man
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Yes, but he can fit in a great deal
because he talks so fast!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I realise this, but it's on a subject that is quite close to his professional interest so hope that he might take note.
Have sacked the twitter/gaz combo and opted for contacting him via the badscience route.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# by the way
he's posted that email address on b3ta, so seems perfectly reasonable to use it

www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post659334/
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# BHW: start with a brief summary of your love of Christmas Cake
he will definitely read it then
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I'll wait till Rob tells us what to vote for on twitter
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# the leader is good
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I've tweeted it
but not suggested people vote for a favourite

twitter.com/#!/robmanuel/status/157403208975794176

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Hover Bikes!!!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# what kind of beer?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# - Cunty: Rob's idea. What the cuntiest thing you've ever done or had done to you?
is rob gonna twitter about it so people vote for it? i think this would be pretty hilarious. i mean the topic, not rigged votes.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# This one time, I built a cunt shed
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# I still don't understand this compo
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[challenge entry] Get Blobby on the case...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# blue, blue, blue..
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# haha!
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# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha! great!
This gets a click!

May I park this here also...?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Nicely...
So can someone explain in words of one silly bull, what we're meant to be doing for the challenge?

Make a pic on the theme of 'parody'? Is that it?
Isn't that what 90% of pics are anyway?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# basically it's a week of post everything you've ever done in the past [insert amount of years on b3ta]
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# i think that's what will happen
but in my case, at least, i've got almost no actual parody. i'm busily reposting the only things i'd say even half-qualify lower down on the board and then i'm done
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# yea I've a frickin' webshite full of the stuff, but will try and make something new


when I can be arsed :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# same here :)
except for the website part of it. i'm now going to busily resize most of those images to make them a bit smaller...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Righto...
*goes back to Twitter*

EDIT: pea
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# not 'alf mates!
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# haha
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# Is this for charidee?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Just post a link to your website and compo it
'ning Joe.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah, it's not very clear
In some ways it is do what you all do anyway, so let's do that...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops, sorry. My bad.
sorry. My bad.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear *spang*
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Ta Prodge
:D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
Nice
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Cheers Waspie
:)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Oh dear, bad Ninj bad Ninj! *spang*
:D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# :D
;)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# para-pfft :D
*CLICKWORTHY*
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D Congrats on the FP sir :D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha you big silleh
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# tee hees
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# tee hee
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Oh FFS
That took me too long. *click*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Clicketty clicketty SPANG.
That is all.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time for the Lance Vance Dance.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh alright then :o)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
# why not...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Band waggin

so this compo is basically re-post everything you might have made EVER?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm looks like it
i haven't done many parodies

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That's your lot folks. Now I should probably go to work.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# No more?
I've got RSI from all the scrolling now!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# no i've run out of them :(
i'll make some more this week and get fancy new-thread barbed goodness
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# massive
L I K E
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# thanks :)
they're far and away my favourite thing to do
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# annnd....breathe
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Never!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I want to play on Vice City now!
When is it out for I devices?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# 'nings all.
Anyone fancy a stasis mace?


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(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Now I'v clicked the big one and seen how pretty it actually looks, as long as it's free I'll take one thanks
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
# There were a number of freebie ones dished out to the unsuspecting public...
... but JML had to withdraw them, due to design features. Mainly, it was the stasis power source that leaked, thus causing several black holes to appear in handbags.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I'll take the risk!
At age 12ish, I tried to make my own lightsaber! I spent all day stripping copper wire and wrapping it around an old bicycle pump, carfully insulated one end with a rubber hand grip, wired it up to a plug and swithed it on, things went with a bit of a bang!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Well, you can rest assured that these products weren't tested on animals.
Conscription's a fun thing. :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I know where one side goes
but where do you stick the other end?
;)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I take it you're on about the unfortunately shaped handle..?
If so, well... whatever floats ones boat, I guess.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I mean...
you could have made it spikier!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# The R&D division have been advised.
Laughter was heard shortly afterwards.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but MULLET ATTACKS AMISH BEARDS

I have to stop finding crap amusing.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# No problem, I've got my bike outside.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Todays VAG link, is in the style of d_d

Click to see who's on todays list


* NING d_d, I hope you like this \ Ning real \ Ning Toasty! \ Ning b3ta!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# Yay for d d alt art!
ALSO
ning
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:18, archived)
# needs more dd drawing of the moggy fan's JJ art in your vector style
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:21, archived)
# This would cause the internetz to stop though?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:30, archived)
# nah, it would only do that if it was also a mofaha rotating Sheep style animation
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Ning D_D you're improving
wait a second here ... NING WB
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Ning PP!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
# sell out!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:23, archived)
# ^ never happy
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
# what?
I might 'never be happy' but at least I'm not letting those cunts walk all over me.

having to post the images into a link to keep a few people happy is kinda sad.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# * Hovers over the little [x] next to 'a friend'

Na... I love you man!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# *shrugs*
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Wowsers...
... that really is a top-hole set of birthday ladies... ummm... so to speak.

Hurrah for Wobbly mornings.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Please, WB
What is the point of starting a new thread the only point of which is to send us to an old one? The people who complained that the VAGes are threadwaste won't be satisfied, and nor will those who like them.

If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em and be done with it. People who dislike them can console themselves with the thought that they'll fall of the bottom after a short while.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
# ^this wb!
just post them!

And is it me or does that Kirstie Alley look like Prince?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I thought Amy Winehouse...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha... yes, she does!

* Awaits the web sheriff for mentioning Prince
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I thought it WAS Prince...
Glad it's not just me
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# I have read you comments with interest and felt I should reply, prior to them falling off the bottom....
In answer to your comments:

What is the point of starting a new thread the only point of which is to send us to an old one:
Some mornings it has been a few hours since the last thread, and a lot of my friends (yes, I like to treat you all as 'my friends') have commented, saying they enjoy my work, as it means the start of the day shift?
I have also read to all the comments that have been made in the past and felt that in order to fall in line with the un-written rules of b3ta, I would link to the large images so that my friends who do not want to look at them don't have to.
The choice to look at these, is up to you, as it is with anyone elses post.

The people who complained that the VAGes are threadwaste:
I don't recall anyone saying they were a thread waste? * waits for you to prove me wrong

If you're going to make the images, then just make 'em and post 'em:
I did?
I really enjoy looking though the list of birthdays and requests, carrying out my research and then shopping the chosen few to share with my friends on b3ta.
All I am trying to do now, is change the style of the initial post, to add a little variety to my posts so they are not all the same and help keep all my friends engaged.

I hope this helps you and apologise if I have offended you or any of my other b3ta friends as this was never my intention.

If you really don’t like my work, please feel free to ignore me (and this comedy flounce) by clicking on the ‘Ignore’ link.
If it is just the VAGs that you disapprove of, could I point out the ‘Hide’ link.


Kind Retards
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Oh WB!
Just post the fecking things so the people who like them can see them!

Will cost a fortune in stamps everyday though! ;-)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# ha ha ha - I love this place!

I could print out some of the stamps from last weeks compo and use them.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# *adds to "friends"*
;)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# It may interest you to know
that I swapped back to using Firefox simply so I can use Firefox's superior version of Adblock Plus to pre-emptively block all of Moggy's pictures. That way I never have to see the pictures before clicking "Hide", but don't avoid the entertainment of the threads that typically follow.

I feel that, in doing so, I am taking B3ta more seriously than it should be taken, something many of us are guilty of doing.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# You should NEVER take B3ta seriously!
or life in general for that matter.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I'd interpreted many of the complaints as amounting to a complaint about threadwaste.
It's possible that I got the wrong end of that stick, but there you go.

For what it's worth, I reckon that, if you've made them and think them worth showing, then whack 'em up. Some people might complain, but that's just how it goes. If the biggest worry in someone's life has to do with the distinction between, and the comparative artistic merit of, vectors and filters, they... oh, sod it. I just don't believe that that particular debate is worth the faff.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

* Adds Enyme to 'friends'
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Christ on a trampoline
The only person who is making up unwritten rules is yourself.

If people don't like them and you want to post them, then fuck 'em. Just because some people say they are dreary as fuck, doesn't mean they have set 'a rule' for you to adhere to.

It seems to me that you are trying constantly to make other people happy (the core being, you answering peoples' birthday vector requests, but also through flouncing, linking and hiding them under fucking fezzes ffs) and therefore seeing any kind of criticism as setting rules for you to change your behaviour.

As HHFH suggested, stop being such a bloody drama queen and just post and do what YOU want to do. I may from time to time tell you how fucking dreary I find them, but just tell me to fuck off and ignore me.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You make me laugh...
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# XD Thanks!!! XD
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# What Enzyme and tim1701 said, just do them and post them..
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Ahhhhh!!!!!
* I am so confused!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Just do them and post them! :-) if people moan just ignore them.
Do what you like and post what you like :-)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# :D)
Cheers TIM!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# WB
Everyone has their pet hates....
I personally didn't like atomics sturdy nun beating hitler series, but his last one with the square tits was great and I told him so....

Problem is some people take "personal opinion" and try to make it law!

Bottom line is, you like doing them and posting them, some people like them some people don't so just post them, you can please some of the people some of the time and all of the people none of the time and most of the people a piece of the time.... or something like that.

Opinions don't hurt, but tracing an IP address and using fire does... most people won't go that far though.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Thank you...
But one question - How can anyone not like atomics sturdy nun beating hitler series?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I just think....
It's a long time ago, sure he had his faults... but can't we just forgive and forget?

TBH... I did like a few, but one or two just turned me off for some reason, I loved the first one! I did like the nun though, she reminded me of my ex, especially in those boots, but then the beaten hitler reminded me of why I left her.... So I guess it's just my bitterness towards my ex that I shall now take out on atomic!

He is on my friends list and I do love his work, but something left me cold with the sturdy nun/hitler series, I don't know why because I love his style and he is on my friends list here! personal choice I suppose.....

I must say I love Steven Wildish'es movie decades and have pushed him into a 00's once they are done I'm asking him for permission to get them on a t-shirt, Or a link from him to get them done so he get's some pennies for it!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# ^This^
You aren't breaking any of the rules, and you contribute to the community.
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# :}
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# Morning
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# Mmmm
Gemma Arterton!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# to those complaining about WB providing a link
I quite like it, its like a mysterious advent calendar or Play School "what's behind the round window"
Roll up roll up and look inside Wobbly's box of delights (if you dare/want to) :D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# just post the fucking things normally
those of us who like them will be pleased

those of us who like a good whinge will be pleased to have something to whinge about

win-win!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ^ FTW
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# to those complaining about those who complain about WB providing his pictures behind a link

something something blow me
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# * blows *
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# A very busy hotline that one.
Might even be more useful to have a hotline
for when a politician is not being cuntish.

Except, I don't think there has been a case
of such in the last 8,000 years or more.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 6:21, archived)
# it's a premium rate number which you don't know about until you get your phonebill
gotta make money somehow :D
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# SELL MORE DICK
[/;-D
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# the drink?
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# That would indeed fit within the productline.
All boner things are prototypical of the concept. There
are spin offs like the Poundsand Instant Eunuch for
the no-dick trade & enlargement products too. Just
SELL MORE.
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# o_O
Has the government been informed about this?
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# Bieber Bot CES
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# he's keeping than monobrow in check i see
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soy es muy deprimo.
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# famalies of misfortune
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# Is this too sexy for my girlfriend?
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# yes
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# This isn't parody, this is REAL.
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# ^This is why I love B3ta
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# Haha, we're only here for the canine buggery.
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# shit, this is real puma
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# So real, you can feel it!
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# :/
that was from that online live suicide that someone said that Ped.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:44, archived)
# ...also, hai familiar sauce!
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# The sauce that keeps on giving.
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# So does this sauce:
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# holy shit!
holy, yummy, sweet delicious shit!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Mmmmm... Chocolate and nut sauce............ mmmmm
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:14, archived)
# shit! now I am in the mood for raisins, and I have none :(
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# hahaha :D
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# that's herman
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# FENTON
jesus christ
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:01, archived)
# hahahaha
my video made it onto the mirror (the second vid) bit.ly/wvTLoS
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's great
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:53, archived)
# i must say
the other one is pretty well done
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:56, archived)
# also, fuck i was going to do something like this
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:09, archived)
# The other day I did a google image search of Indian call centres and Vimod appeared on some random site.
How did that possibly happen?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# B&
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# us
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:43, archived)
# Yeah I thought so!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Hahaha, can have your autograph?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# WE BUILT THIS CITY ON GURN 'N' ROLL
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Hahah, fucking cosmic!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# this is changing my brain chemistry
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# haha
and what a fucking tune too, eh?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# not one of my favorite BOC tunes. I think that was pretty much 'it' for them
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# veteran of the psychic wars is my fave
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:11, archived)
# 'I Love the Night' , then 'Don't Fear the Reaper' , then 'Godzilla' here
but this week, I have been liking this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HhpwItWrp4&feature=related
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:28, archived)
# slightly to raverish for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-z5T8meC84

but for reals, i have been listening to this over and over this week www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYM8IjodDMs
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:00, archived)
# certainly not enough cowbell
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:31, archived)
# 'ello, beautiful!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:38, archived)
# damb!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:58, archived)
# IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 2:36, archived)
# He has aged gracefully
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:27, archived)
# and here it is
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:15, archived)
# Chef Theft Tesco
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Welcome new person :D WOO
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
#
Cheers, a little late for this one perhaps....
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Nice :D welcome to b3ta!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# From now on, he'll be sneaking his cheese in the county jail
/former sheriff John Bunnell blog
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Hello!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Heheh, hello thar.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# nice first post
welcome to hull
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Oh the humanity :(
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# This isnt star trek!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Christ!
What a twunt! Is it Frisbee adam from /talk?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Don't know, but he did the same thing a while back, same pictures too.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Nooooooo!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:51, archived)
# FRY BABY, FRY!
Mmmmmmmmm BACON
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# they die in a good cause
snacktime!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# On a serious note, though...
If you have images stored on b3ta that you no longer want, how do you delete them? I've tried several times & I can't figure it out.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Read
the FAQ
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# maybe i should, too
i could do with a bit of spring cleaning in my image bank
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I don't think there's anything in the faq about how to delete images.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# i thought not
thats why i lied and didnt bother looking :-D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# do I work with you? :P
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ah, you dreadful troll.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Oh right, bacon getting fried to death not serious enough for you?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# The only way to do it is to create a blank image 0 pixels by 0 pixels and call it the exact same name and format as
the one you want to replace and upload it it will overwrite the image.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Actually, I don't think using the same name overwrites
cos I've got several images with the same name. It seems a unique string of nonsense gets generated when you upload an image and added to the filename.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I've overwritten images using the same name when I've updated an image because of a spelling error or such
it will overwrite.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# It doesn't work for me
Example - both the below have the same filename, but b3tards gave them different strings of numbers. The new one didn't overwrite the old.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706709/parsnipdundee.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88083/1323706821/parsnipdundee.jpg
Probably just me. I get the same trouble with TV remotes and touchscreen phones. They work for everyone else.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# weird this has never happened to me and I've made several changes at various times.
Edit: I think I see why this is happening to you you're not using www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# death can be so delicious
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
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# NO :((
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# I'm sowwi :(
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# My sentiments exactly.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# O_o


(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# I made this a while ago. It took me some time
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:42, archived)
# it's 1967, dammit wheres my fucking flying car?!?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 4:29, archived)
# Hahaha - awesome :-)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Sorry, I had to
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 3:40, archived)
# I know want bacon when all I'v had is muesli...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Star Trek II: The Rack on Connie
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Fucking stop already.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Sorry, but...
I'm tired of always coming in late on these things.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# It's best to have a look at the FAQ before posting, to avoid annoying the locals.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# To the "locals of b3ta"
To quote the old lady character from the Catherine Tate Show, "OH, FUCKIN' CHILL OUT!" You people do your fair share of "entry flooding" too & can't tell me otherwise.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Nope I don't think this is true, people are usually good about not reposting or multiple posting.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Not really, no.
None of us here do what you've done here; start a load of new threads with stuff you did ages ago.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:00, archived)
# shhh - you can't tell him otherwise!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# And where's the fun in that?
Yeah, you're right. *sits and waits*
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Maybe he's referring to the time a b3tan entered and flooded his anal cavity
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
#
a b3tan his cellmate
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I hate Catherine Tate
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# even if you made several masterpieces
Its bad board ettiquete to post them all one after another in new threads. Doesnt give conversation chance to develop, and it pushes everyones work down the board
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Have you done
GHOSTBUSTARTREK
KINDERGARTENCOPTREK
POLICE STARFLEET ACADEMY
SCHINDLERS LISTARTREK
THE KING'S SPEECHTREK
STAR WARSTREK
101 ROMULANS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I'm having trouble seeing a pattern in his random posters ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I think it's all space 1999
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Oh of course!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Gas mark 6, 10-15 minutes.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# yeah baby yeah! :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# f*ck it, might as well...
might as well...














(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha - the smug data one gave me my biggest LOL of the day
Its the runabout being shot in the background that makes it.

Superb lieutenant worph too
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Ugh, I can't have this!
They're not dull, old pieces of shit slapped together in MS Paint! Nope, sorry.

Oh, and:
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha! Good ol' Shatner!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bZKEhgieoc

It's a good job these sets were cheap; because he chews the FUCK out of the scenery!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
I remember this
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Best FP ever.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# The Bird of Prey and whale is simply epic!
And Smug Data makes me smile :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# All excellent!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Wow.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# You have awoken VIMOD
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# SEAMBUMS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# oooh i do like chinese seamed buns
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Have you tried posting these on /talk?
You should. You really should.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
# The Mortal Wombat Image Challenge
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Trek: Degenerates

Who knew Kirk & Picard were such freaks?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Will you please fucking stop now?
Seriously if you have anymore of this, please post it as a reply, not a new thread
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# ^This.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Close Encounters of the Star Trek Kind
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Star Trek - check
Movie posters - check
Compo entry - check.

Everything is in order here.

(do you like star trek or something?)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# What's that loud stamping sound I can hear?
*looks to the horizon* Ahh, the /board Nazis are on their way.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Heil b3tler!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Bette Midler?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# YES
For no discernible reason that phrase is always on the tip of my tongue
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)

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