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Get it right, Hollywood!

First post in a while. Welcome back, me!

(PJ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

Welcome back, is Duncan with you?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)

WHY GEOFF MAN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)

yer banned frum the grorve

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)

Duncan never leaves.

(PJ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)

Welcome back you.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)

I hope she dies choking on her own blood

m**gie not meryl...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)

I want her to stay alive forever

but continue to age.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

.. said the old gypsy woman, as she twirled the hazel wand about her head.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)

Ancient spirits of evil - transform this decayed form to magg-ie the ever living

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)

industrial strength lurk

there should be awards n' stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)

^ Cold Play?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)

DUNCAN AH'M BLAYEEEND!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)

Hello.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)

haha

nice

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)

Oh Brian Cox you are lovely

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)

D:REAMs are made of this

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magnum, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

Steven Tyler scrubs up well, considering his age.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

Astronomical tits

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)

Crackin moons

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)

Would give her a Big Bang

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

i'd feast on her milky ways

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

I'd stick my pulsar into her black hole

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magnum, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)

I'd show her something that comes at the speed of light

no wait ignore that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

Phwoar, what a star!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)

Top shoppy there sir!!

*clickens*
:)

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Ninj, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

:D Cheers Ninj

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

I could take that to the moon and back!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)

i akshally know a tranny that looks a lot him

..i mean her

..i mean him

..i mean her

..i mean him

..i mean her

..i mean him

..i mean her

..i mean him

ARF

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)

So very wrong

Try shopping Dr Alice Roberts, much more pleasing on the eye. I'm going to have to replace these ones now.

(Fishlogic, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

WAWYPSB

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)

Might as well be

we seem to be everyone's ps bitches

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)

Things clearly didn't get better.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)

Was the source Kirsty Allsop?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

Have another I've just knocked together...

Click for bigger (52 kb)
I'm quite proud of that one. I wouldn't dare consider doing this in POVray.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)

Hahahah

i love these random renders :D

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)

Ta muchly. :)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)

Your kung-fu grows stronger with each passing day.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)

I might move onto something called Photoshop soon... y'never know.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)

(maldido gringo, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)

His real legs?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)

Post-mortem fun aids.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)

ahahahahahaha

nothing compares jong il

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)

Kim Wrong -un?

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)

Dear Leader!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)

Would

possibly have

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boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)

Very nicely merged indeed.

You might want to look at the lighting angles though...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)

yes actually

I tried lowering gamma and contrast to soften the peaking light on leader face

(maldido gringo, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)

This is how we roll

Bit seamy? Any tips on better faceswapping?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)

practice with real faces

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)

*sharpens scalpel*

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)

If you're using Photoshop

then in this pic I'd try using a "Levels" adjustment layer to match the light and dark mix. For instance, mid grey is the lightest colour in the main pic... my first step would be to turn down the white level on the face pic to match that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)

Looks pretty good. Have a clicketty SPANG for the pun I wish I'd got to first.

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)

Nothing to say here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)

NSFW

Both of these images. s

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

That is not NSFW.

THIS is nsfw

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)

ZIS IS ZE FUHRER

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)

I disagree

because I don't think either of them look like porn.
I'm not working in an office though, so I guess it's easy for me to have a fairly relaxed definition of what's safe for work.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)

for all we know there could be a dozen or so people working in an office at any given time

these dudes should not be browsing b3ta(at work) and we shouldn't all be scared of posting stuff just because of them........they should just wait to get home.Board seems to erupt sometimes just because of slightly risky stuff.Serious porn however needs mod edit immediately.

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)

Wellll, I don't really know what people in offices should or shouldn't be doing :)

I think the guideline on here is broadly "could it be mistaken for porn at a casual glance", or something along those lines. I don't think this or the image below fit that description.
Like I said though, I don't work in an office, so it's easy for me to have a relaxed view of what looks like porn, my job's not on the line.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)

all this kerfuffle though because someone might be browsing "at work"

if they want to risk it surely it's up to them....if I was their boss I'd give the young whippersnappers a piece of my mind..."get on with your jobs you cunts" hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)

ha best lol

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)

Grass stains... you hussy!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

I haz a chicken nugget!

(Fly Projector, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)

you're not going to get that lawn mown like that love

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)

I beg to differ.

*grabs flymo*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)

im imagining that cleavage upside down too

she needs a wipe

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)

Eww!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)

NNSFW

NN!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)

cheap gag...

Click for bigger (95 kb)

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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)

if I was stuck on a desert island with her and there was no food available

then frankly, I'm not sure what order I would do things in

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

Gin?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)

there's gin on this island?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)

What type of Gin?

I like the sound of this place...

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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)

There is if I am going.

Or, indeed, if I am there.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)

Mucus nutrients?

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

THAT HAD BETTER BE SOMETHING SEXUAL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)

Surely this is just an advert for cannibalism

not that there's anything wrong with that of course

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)

I wanted to bite a bum I saw today in Sainsbury's

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)

Sorry about that

I needed a can off the bottom shelf

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

you minx!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)

i wonder what's in a veg starter kit.

One last bacon sandwich?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)

haha

and a copy of Smugness for Dummies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)

Fuck that,

EAT MEAT

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)

THAT is how bacon should cooked

not that pink floppy shit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)

I like the way bum cheek 1 is annexing part of the unfortunately named bum cheek number 2

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)

Ah yes those lovely folks at peta

www.petakillsanimals.com/

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)

you dopey tart

that and several other anti-green sites are run by "Center for consumer freedom" otherwise known as a front for tobacco, animal testing and fast food invested people.
www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Center_for_Consumer_Freedom

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)

Well, I've never considered myself either dopey, or a tart,

a simple link to the site would've sufficed.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)

It seems to be a rule over here...

if an organization has the words "choice" or "freedom" or "values" or something like that in its name, there's probably something sinister about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)

Bit like countries that call themselves "the people's democratic republic of..." or similar

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)

I've have you know that the folks at the Sinister Choice for Freedom and Values are some of the nicest folks I've met

while out shooting peasants.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)

I for one would love a nibble

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)

I expect she has 2, but they are not shown

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)

Not much meat on those shoulders

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)

also: ASSMEAT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)

etc.

(Raol Duke, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)

I saw this earlier

did you not get the reply you were after?
deleting it and reposting it in the hope of more applause is very much frowned upon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)

LAUGH AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)

I found this and think it should win the compo...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)

we're all attention seekers in one way or another

just some more than others...some don't post many pics but make up for it being all over the board

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)

why the fucking fuck am I not on your fucking fucking list of fuck?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)

No idea, didn't pick it myself etc.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

oh ok

there's some sort of selection committee then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)

There was.

It was a girl.
There was a lot of fat people getting worked up over it.

Difficult internet times.
:(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)

I can see that this would be trouble

and indeed is painful for you.

You are not alone.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)

YES!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

Joel?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)

he needs to be shooped into the joker

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)

I've got that fucking Cher song in my head now!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)

If you insist.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)

Go on then

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)

hahaha

yeahI suffered a glitch of spazziness and forgot to link it to the competition.

p.s. me me me

(Raol Duke, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)

It's that important, even a dialup modem has joined in the debate ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)

it was funny the first time it was posted

but I'm baud of it now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)

Offers spanging pan ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)

I thank you

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)

I am so fucking hard right now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)

Fruity

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)

hahaha!

brilliant!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)

Not sure when this was first posted, still brilliant =)

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)

album covers compo

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)

soooooo

poib.

(Raol Duke, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)

STOP THE MADNESS

It's copyrighted dont you know www.spinner.com/2012/01/12/velvet-underground-sues-andy-warhol-foundation-banana/

(sirhiss, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)

swastika hands!

RACIST

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)

this is great...

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enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)

10/10!!!!!!1!11

Much better this time!!!!!1!11one A++++++++++++++++++++

Would recommend again!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)

~~blanmange~~ blancmange. ~~honderay~~ Ándele

/gobbledegook pedant

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)

shit!

thanks for the heads up but I'm not editing it again as I dont think the moany fuckers in here can twist their knickers any further.

x.

(Raol Duke, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)

3.bp.blogspot.com/_pabYYe08NRg/SiQHge-jWLI/AAAAAAAAAGc/8DeOkBefOK4/s400/Noel+Fielding.JPG

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)

I had a dream about Noel Fielding a few nights ago.

I couldn't remember his name, and kept wanting to call him "Vince", but I knew it would offend him and he was very upset already, so I just sort of avoided using a name when I spoke to him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)

hahahaha

you mean 'about to be cropped'

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)

hahaha

"For those about to crop!"

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)

Or 'Roy-Cropper'

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)

hahaha! ok, ok, I give in...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)

Ha-ha! Brilliant.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)

AARGH

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ( . )( . ) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)

you forgot deep breath

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

There you go, edited....

*Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)

wft?

wtf?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)

Oh shite!

You are the 1st person to ever notice that (including me)!
I am not at my PC at the moment, I will edit it over the weekend.

This ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)

hahaha!

I want this on my TV now!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)

haha

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)

I don't really understand this compo, its very broad. Besides we all know that "Weird" Al Yankovich is the king of parody

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

Uncle Muscles

I may be late to the party but only realised last night Weird Al plays Uncle Muscles in Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job

(Fabcat&MK see nothing wrong with a little bump n grind, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)

DARE TO BE STUPID

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

we were all 11 years old once ...

I'de rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor-blades then spend one more minute with you

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)

Another one rides the bus.

Woo for Al, also.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)

this has caused me a penile prolapse

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)

hee hee

pics or it didn't happen

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)

this happened

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/robert_englund_come_on_englund.jpg

nsfw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)

you could come round corners wi' that one

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)

Smells like teen spirit

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)

bad

like this but upside down

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)

but..................you did ask

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)

*looks forward to Dekion delivering*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)

Well that would entice me into the cinama any day!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)

An Enterprise

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

PARADOX IMMINENT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)

They gave me Diarrhea the last time I took those!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

shitting in one's own retro-ass is always traumatizing

I used to make stuff like this, it was fun.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/ppp1.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)

That's ace, I remember you doing them, you should do more of them

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)

Naaaa, butt fanks.

I made a ton when all I did was have a wee smokey and listen to Scott Walker's The Drift and Tilt.

Good times..kinda.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)

MAGNIFICENT BALLS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)

I love your balls!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

I had to stop doping because it was sending me mad!

That's when I joined here for something to do because night times seemed a little long and dull without it!

Good times..kinda. well hell yeah they were great times ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

depends on the quality of the dope....

if it was skunk, it's no surprise it sent you mad...that stuff sucks

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)

It was! but also the frequency..

Every night for 5 years solid, just a way of trying to cope with work at the time.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)

went to Spain a short while back and got some real quality blow....beautiful

just like being back in the seventies...lets hope the uk can repair it's dope scene one day

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)

Wonders when I'll be tempted back to doing it again :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

soon as you get a whiff of the real McCoy I would guess :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)

We'll see ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)

Polm.

Nom.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)

Christ

that's bright

(Eridesco what is paper?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)

JJ Abrams innit

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

Is it really bright?

I'v calibrated my monitor, but sometimes when looking at other peoples work, I can't see it well because it looks to dark. so I'm wondering if my settings are wrong?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)

Triple mouth conundrum!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)

Haha, I know! It's five year mission is to give you a kiss!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)

really is the best facial expression ever

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)

Yay flantrek ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)

I see 3 goatse'd bumholes

I guess this says a lot about us

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)

We're both fine upstanding pillars of the community.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)

There are more than two ways to polish a klingon

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)

They've got ridges man!

RIDGES!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)

A heavy hand and industrial grade Andrex usually does the job!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)

sexeh arts

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)

Lips on the front to give you kiss ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)

pew pew

lazers

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)

Item No.62

Click for bigger (61 kb)

(Eridesco what is paper?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

Nice Job Discomeats

Oh wait... ;)

I like this, so I'm going to click

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)

Very sureal :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)

Thants

(Eridesco what is paper?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

i like his hat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

This is

a great design for a robot. Have a click!

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

Yes

(Eridesco what is paper?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)

Duly noted.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

Very nice, indeed.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)

I like this!

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

Very nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)

I like everything

about this

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)

I'll just repost this then

My excellent contribution to the world of biting satire and intelligent parody :P

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)

reposting cunt!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

nice art though

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

yes.. :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

What's black and got 22 tits?

The binbag at the back of a cosmetic surgeon's.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

*rummages*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)

I imagine there's nothing worse than finding an odd number of tits in one bag.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)

finding half a cock?

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

Who's Arthur Cox?

/eartrumpets

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

Yikes!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

Suppose it depends which half.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

Boomerang Pizza strikes again!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

Think you inadvertently described

the cabinet there.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

*applause*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)

Or maybe

a bird-collecting goth...

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

that's not as horrid as the version I first heard!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)

Ah Bagpiss.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

BOILING bagpiss

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

No it's steamless.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)

There should be no s on resume

but this is good arts.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

Thank you!

I blame my spelling mistake on not being brittish.

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

"reume"?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)

Clouseaux?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

The Indigo Ballbag of Doom.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

hahahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

hahahah

artful

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

OMG! my street is full of MPs

0.0

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)

now that's a blueberry

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

"come here little child, I have something for you"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Nice, gives belated lap top ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

Your words

makes no sense, but thank you anyway! :)

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

The last compo it was in was mock the politicians and win a lap top :-)

www.b3ta.com/board/9706690

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)

Ah yes, that's right

forgot about that...

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)

Sorry I still not complete color.

Please stop stupid controversy.
It will be interfere with Art making.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)

WIPYIFF

Why don't you wait with posting until it's finished?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)

cuz My corel painter bloken T_T

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)

bloken?

If I had any doubts left that you were taking the piss, they all went on an extended vacation to Yiffville.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)

yeah... I can only use photoshop. But corel painter was good my partner...

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)

XD Thanks!! XD

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)

What do you mean? Its strange.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)

This is a strange place

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

T_T

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

SLAM *Shoot your head*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)

I thought you added ignorelist to him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

Nah ):

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)

I took it off

It was cutting off the circulation to my ankles

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)

How violent. T_T

And I thought the Japanese were a peace-loving folk.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

maybe the peace comes after shoot your head

hmm, actually, that'd make a great gameshow

"SHOOT YOUR HEAD!"

don't know what channel though

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)

Certainly not The Living Channel

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)

History channel

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)

I'd watch this programme intentionally

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)

I forgot b3ta is STRANGE PLACE!!!

*reload the bullets to the gun*
Who's next foe!?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)

b3ta is made of kittens

and cdc's

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)

Let's find out, shall we?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)

Gotch!!

*Take out a gun*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)

This just in:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmBAd76kak

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)

ahahaahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)

*Sits in front row, starts to peel orange.*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)

budge up a bit

I need room for my giant bucket of popcorn

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)

My masterpiece, also unfinished

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)

Is it a vector drawing of a cut finger?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)

Finger bloken.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)

XD Thanks!! XD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

looks like a stroke of genius!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)

\o/

*gives jaffa cake*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

Google translate says "I'm needy. Feed me".

That can't be right..

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)

I find google translate to be reasonably accurate.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)

You gave me an idea there so

I Google translated Mogura Gunsou from English to Japanese. It came up with some Japanese characters. When I fed these back in as Japanese and translated to English it came out "Sergeant Mole" This may just be bollocks, anyone know?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

Google says it's got something to do with a character from Mario.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)

Well I've never been convinced it's a girl.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Amen to that, brother.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

Google! Google!

*awaits sponsorship*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

translation party was fun, but it seems that google wants the $$$ for anything that isn't google translate using googles translation services now

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)

Not bollocks,

that's what it means.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

I thought it would but my question

was is the English translation relevant to the account?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

He seems to cater to game characters, so I'm guessing yes.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)

Well,

there's a popular manga and anime called Keroro Gunsou (Sgt Frog), so it may be a play on that.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10539506

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)

hahahahaah

mee-ow

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

who's the character on the far left?

is it Meester Mooliendo?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)

Bourbon fox.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)

he looks like a Moomin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

Oh, I thought you meant the one licking the zombie rabbit nun's hand made of mints.

That's the polar bear from the Glacier Mints advert.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)

no i meant the moomin

aka Meester Mooliendo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)

The one with no eyes?

Yeah, that's him.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)

It's my character.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)

DO A BARRAL ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

PRESS Z OR R TWICE!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

She couldn't be arsed to colour it in, dude.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

is it a man or a woman fox

I know its got tits, but foxes don't have tits, so its very confusing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)

It's a female fox.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)

b3ta.com/yiff/ =>

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

PENUTIMATE PREFUCK SEBEN: Exit for Changis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

i wish!!

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)

An arm made of Fox's Glacier Mints. Whatever next. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)

I must effort!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)

UUUURRRGH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

One day, all replies will be like this.

Huzzah!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

youtu.be/ZEOzoS9lljE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Ahh, the Japanese. What mild mannered, sensible people. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

Just another day in the brother power family.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

moomin!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)

aahh sank you,

very prettyful

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

That brings back memories.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Old peas are old pees.

I expected to have to use it more often.
Which I suppose is for the best, it's shit toap.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)

without controversy there would be no art

this is what separates humans and robots from animals and animal robots

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Trufax, even Constable was

controversial. The haywain was actually a wood cart.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

WOOD! of all things!

*shakes fist*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

Bourbon and Moggy, sitting in a tree - Y.I.F.F.I.N.G!

:-D
Nicely done

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)

But it *isn't* done

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

nicely half done then

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

Foxy feminise and snacking on a snake? :-)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpKpRaYwkDo

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

Absurd :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)

I used to love him! 500 bus stops FTW ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)

I have also got an unfinished picture

Here it is so far

I might leave it as it is

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)

How dare you

My mother was a saint

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

TIMPINPEELPRIN

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

your supposed to put a joke up first

and not just post the answer

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

Oh, I have accidentally the rules!

Titsey is a civil parish in Tandridge Borough Council in Surrey. The census area Tatsfield and Titsey has a population of 1,816. The parish council clerk is David Innes. Separate springs in Titsey are the sources of the River Darent and the River Eden. The village lay within the Anglo-Saxon administrative division of Tandridge hundred. The eastern parish boundary follows the London to Lewes Way Roman road which descends the escarpment of the North Downs here, crossing two important ancient east-west routes, the North Downs ridgeway and the Pilgrims Way on the lower slopes. Titsey appears in Domesday Book of 1086 as Ticesei. It was held by Haimo the Sheriff (of Kent). Its domesday assets were: 2 hides; 1 church, 9 ploughs, pasture worth every seventh hog of the villains. It rendered £11.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)

More stupid controversy please

And draw Hitler

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)

THIS IS THE FAKE NAZISM

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)

NAH D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)

please don't post work in progress, this is not an art site its for jokes and stupid stuff mainly, cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)

I dunno!!

*Eating your head*
Omnomnomnomnomnomnom...
Yummy!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)

what don't you know?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)

I know that there are no such rules in b3ta. :P

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)

XD more of this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)

If you insist. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)

o_O

this looks a bit more rapey

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)

Yeah, might have overdone it here. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)

^^ Lovely!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)

HOW DARE YOU POST SOMETHING AND NOT BE PART OF AN INTERNET BASED FRIENDSHIP GROUP!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)

you missed Chaka Kahn's I feel for you ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)

Prince wrote that?

Coo, the things you learn on b3ta

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)

No I didn't ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)

Twenty three positions in a one-night stand..

*drops bassline*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)

GET OFF

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)

NO REALLY, GET OFF ME

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)

*tightens grip*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)

what's a clitoris?

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

it's that thing about three inches away.....

from where you keep whirling your finger about

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10658209

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

not sure if this fits the compo because i'm not 100% what's meant by parody

it's also terrible, i swear to god my career in comedy images is completely humstrung by my total inability to use any photo imaging applications to any artistic degree coupled with my penchant for unfunny juxtapositions

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)

is this more of a parody?

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)

or this?

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)

Hahaha STAR WARS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)

looks like something from total recall, the dude with the little dude sticking out of his belly

except he's on his back

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)

See: Brian Peppers

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)

+ tit wank?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)

thank for reminding me...have a pea

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

severely punishes

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)

Ooh!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)

par·o·dy

Noun:
An imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
Verb:
Produce a humorously exaggerated imitation of (a writer, artist, or genre).

The yoda one is closest to the dictionary definition

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)

ohhhh like spitting image? i think i get it now ta :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)

or this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc
Chris Morris' genius parody of Dr Dre and gangsta rap

But its a fairly wide ranging term that covers most of B3ta's mocking of existing brands/people/things. Which is why we'd be fucked if the law is changed.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)

haha that's excellent, thanks for the info too

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha terrible pun!

*click* i love bad puns

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)

hehe ta :D

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)

SUPER COZY!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)

Just cruising the expressways looking for hitchhikers

my first attempt at a scrolling background following the helpful tips posted earlier this week :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

I'm totally banking on Moggy being a dude now.

Not JUST because of this, like... it's bloody good evidence though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)

incontrovertible evidence I'd say :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)

is that where this creature comes from then? a pic of moggy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)

yes I found his fb page :D

*may be a lie

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

Nice work!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)

thanks very much

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)

turned out well

they are tricky at first but once you get the hang on them it's like "......oh yeah" i still find doing angular scrolls hard.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)

thank you

must admit to still managing to give myself severe brain fog doing it ;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

What have I told Moggy about driving trucks?

She's desperate to meet Jollyjack I know, but doing in an 18 wheeler is ridiculous

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

Well don't tell Jollyjack...

...but Moggy's been in his cupboard for about a year now; he/she only comes out at night to feed.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)

Oh no, FEED

on what?
*fears*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)

LITTLE BEARS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)

Phew

I thought it might be the tears of tiny kittins.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)

But...will it yiff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)

All the yiffs are bound and gagged in the back :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)

XD Thanks!! XD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)

Thanks! XD

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)

Hahaha, excellent!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)

Nicely done

Needs a JOLLYJACK tinted sticker at the top of the windscreen though :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)

Indeed

he does have a skull and crossbones tattoo though ;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)

Nice!

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Ninj, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)

I tried to think of a witty star trek phrase but failed

so have a woo instead :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)

I think if he had Michael Caine in him

he'd be pulling a slightly different face

(teasus likes tea, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)

oh my!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)

Well done

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)

Hahahaha

incredible!

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)

coming to a motorway near you

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)

Good job on the scrolling.

*tips hat*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)

most kind Mr Captain Howdy Sir :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

Haha ace's :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

but does it tilde?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

Ooof! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)

^ this

with added repeatedly hitting yourself with a pan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)

/george_osborne_utoya_shooting.jpg????

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d d, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

The new Quo

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

ahahahaha

perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

And here he is in Dallas, 1963.

EDIT: I only just realized what your pic was... ooooh... dark shit, man.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

There he is

*points*

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The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

Join us next time in 'Where's Poncey?'

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

"drat, missed my chance"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

Oh George, you bastard!

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The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

Ooof!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

This is less amusing than the Hamilton Mausoleum.

On the other hand, the Hamilton Mausoleum has the longest echo of any structure in Europe, and looks exactly like a man's thingy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

when danger bumming goes wrong.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

Top sport old bean

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)

I made someone elses photo 3d(ish)

edit:I didn't take the photo, found it on break.com, just turned it 3d.

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)

Any fool can write their name in their enemy with the tip of a rapier

It takes real skill to use a throwing knife.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

It's coming for my eye!!!

Nicely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)

The priginal photo was the one where it's pointing furthest to the left.

Thanks.

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)

It's making me recall Phantasm

The flying knifey-ball thing....

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)

so how did you do that then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)

easy peasy!

Just seperated the knife from the whole picture and made it on a layer on its own, Then got rid of the knife on the main picture so they are 2 seperate entities. Then just bent the knife and background to look like they are moving. Simple :) I had to make the far right of the photo from cloning as it didn't exist.

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)

ah - the background is just moving left and right

I thought you'd managed to add 3d perspective to it!

very clever :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

Ah, some new definition of 'easy' I wasn't previously aware of...

Nicely done though. Woo.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

*shakes head* Gimp users. Tsk!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)

Zed's dead, baby

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)

Is this a dagger I se...OWW!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)

You let someone throw a knife at you?

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The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)

i found the photo on break.com

I've sent this animation to the photographer, hope he likes it.

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)

budget matrix

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)

Clever

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XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)

KNIFE

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)

This is indeed very nicely done

woo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)

thank you :)

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FIEND, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)

Oww yay!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)

Only just found this - it's great.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)

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