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Edit: Holy crap! 9 years, 0 months, 0 days! Shit I'm old.

(halfcut, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)

ace!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ( . )( . ) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)

also ace

(patella, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)

Can't remember why.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

That's great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

mm crunchy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

This scares me.

Which is nice.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)

arf!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)

haha!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)

Excellent

(halfcut, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)

lovethisone:D

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)

/o\

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)

\o/

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)

I'm waiting for a green light...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)

SATIRE!!!

I'm fairly ambivalent about the whole thing, but America wanting to censor things outside their jurisdiction seems troubling...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)

Sound advice indeed

Proof

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)

Parody!

;)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)

well, you see, it's like this

for american corporations to do what the fuck they want worldwide is freedom, and if you don't agree you are a terrorist and you can be made to dissapear irrespective of what country you are in.

That's real freedom!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)

America! Fuck yeah! (etc.)

The idea of the USA taking a UK website to court simply because it features, say, a photo that hasn't been paid for? Brrrrr...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)

parody horse escapes theatre of war poster

(patella, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)

haha jesus!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)

is he a hoofer?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)

hehe mohammed!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

Arf, it's the wrong trousers, Gromit!

Plus he's uncannily able to dance with whatever song I'm listening to.
He's currently dancing to Fait Accompli by Curve.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)

I am listening to a pair of coconut shells clacking together

(patella, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)

I'm listening to Enya

The mismatch isn't as stark as you'd think

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)

He's definitely not dancing to the Chi-Lites

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)

i recognise that horse

Click for bigger (48 kb)
:D

edit: actually no, no i dont

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)

from the same stables

(patella, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)

DANCE YOU FUCKER, DANCE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)

\o/

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)

Crikey

and a woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)

Avatar of DrZaarlon!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)

So that's what he looks like

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)

I loved that film...

* Still not as good as Bugs Life though...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

Q&D and what the hell perspective-matching algorithm was I using anyway?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)

I feel sorry for the captain

he was probably having a sleep when it crashed, and it was RIGHT BY THE SHORE. What did it matter where he was? And the Captain Leaves Last thing? Isn't that a rule of thumb? They can charge you for that?

mostly not serious

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)

One of my neighbours did that, decided to catch 40 winks, and drove into one of the fishery protection vessels. He gets pulled up every time he goes out now.

BTW, there's nothing to stop the captain getting off first but as the captain is the owners representative and leaving early can affect the salvage rights. For a passenger vessel the captain is supposed to coordinate the evacuation and I suppose could be charged with reckless endangerment or similar.

More details on salvage here azgiles.blogspot.com/2011/03/so-why-does-captain-go-down-with-ship.html (with a long rant at the end about ETVs but you can ignore that bit)

(azgiles, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)

Thanks for the added info,

you stealthily jumped in there and helped make me informed, which the news hasn't really done, so some kind of award to you!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

I told that guy with the fire hydrant yesterday

to replace it...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)

Algorithms schmalgorithms

Minor mindpiss - I'd vaguely thought about shopping this but you've saved me the effort.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

Hehe

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)

"There are no swear words in Welsh"

is a common myth, in fact they are what SuperTed calls his "Magic words"

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)

Clacky bant

Tuth tun pob sais

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

Hitler's buffed up.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

Hitler's got the right idea, looks like a good day to dry the washing.... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)

"When the wind blows" the nuns do too ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)

Coming, ready or not!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)

^ This

* Mind the piss

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)

Nice belt buckle.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

Masters Of The Universe ftw

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)

Just checked 2000ade.com.

Lazy phat beats ftw!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)

I'm determined to get him some views

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)

And why the fuck not, eh?

Good stuff.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)

Oh shit, it's all kicking off now :D

But which side is teddy on? Or is he his own?

Also, nwot:
My caring, sharing side

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)

I wish to clarification, if is possible.

Is this nun Maria(normal), or copycat nun?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)

today tuesday tomorrow wednesday time for experienceXDThanks!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10662668

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)

Serious!

And...here's what I've been listening to this morning. Forrin girl band music.

www.filestube.com/6khplVh8yGigGbGwLzfpeq/Dara-Puspita-Aku-Tetap-Sadar.html

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)

Yes.... I want's me one of those....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

hahaha

holy mother of dog you have been busy :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)

Wow! I sat next to her in an electronics class.

I'll always remember her initial velocity.

Woo!

Also, it's my REAL birthday today I just discovered. Therefore I force upon the board

ANGRY

PUNK

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)

My gift to you:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-88o8Mn6rP4

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)

haha. Fun.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)

That nun's looking particularly buoyant today.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)

This is what would happen if

Superted scalped Spotty.

Edit: Just saw the first reply

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)

TRIPEFUCKTEAM, GO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)

punkteddybear

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)

Oh? I told them alright, but they never listened.

Now look where they are!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)

D'OH!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)

Doh!

Edit, Bugger, didn't see what you'd put in you subject! slips on the piss!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)

That boat looks just like Homer.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

Hahahaha

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)

Her cargo bay is completely flooded

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)

There's seamen on the poop deck

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)

Her funnel is flooding

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)

looking at the captains log.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)

She's resting on the bottom.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)

She needs a huge prop shaft to push her along from behind.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)

There are pictures of seamen comming out of her gash

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)

I heard her bottom was penetrated 2 or 3 times.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)

arf

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)

there's a man in the boat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)

Bind?

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)

An Italian Distillers is to launch a new Single Malt Whiskey called "La Costa Concordia"

Whiskey Experts Advise: Take it straight and never on the rocks!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)

Now where's he gone?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)

Now this is some kind of witchcraft - I bet you weigh as much as a duck!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)

Then, logically,

logically I'm made of wood.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)

She turned me into a newt... I got better!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)

Is this going to start a rush of everyone posting everything ever they have put smug into?

I HOPE SO!!!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)

USE HAM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)

TOUCH IT!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)

I don't know how to 'touch'

What would you like to do?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)

Now that's what I call a popper snack...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)

He's on the Atkins.....

That glass has butter in it.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

So does mine, I'm not washing up at this time of night....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)

Arrested

for public smugness between the hours of 8am and 6pm

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)

Ha, nicely :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

rip smug 4eva in are hartz

Nicely done :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)

He's not gone gone, he's nipped down to the local Tesco to nick some wine and croissants with the Worral Thompsons

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)

i started cloning him out entirely the other day

looks like i may as well not finish it off...

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boris the spider, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

Don't let me stop you finishing it as I cheated terribly with this one. Just couldn't get the chair right so I googled modern furniture shops until I found one as close as I could get.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

Nice, I tried doing this once, and then gave up!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

Me too

Hence the huge cheatery going on with the fence chair and tray....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)

Did you try what I suggested below?

www.b3ta.com/board/10662457

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)

We'll never forget him.

*wipes away a tear*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

I haven't tried doing this before. But if I did, it'll probably end up being completely mediocre.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)

The Standard Deviation of the Normal, the Median of Mediocrity - You are Mediocre!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)

Pond wants a word

(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)

So much better.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)

he's smuggered off!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)

:D:D:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)

The question of original sauce for Smug Bastard came up a while back

I think I found it...

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tubaman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)

yup

except it was on getty images
the 'original' still had the getty tag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)

Damn! Getty has a lot of "Man 30-39 with Newspaper and Juice in Chair" pics

But not that one, at least not currently.

(I made the iStock image, BTW.)

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tubaman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)

have a graph

(CarlB, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)

This so true :D

although for me 4am is my wake up time this week

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)

adjust the X axis acordingly

formula is not value dependant : )

(CarlB, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)

Mine's 5am

which seems to be occurring at the same time as your 4am.

hmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)

You and your forrin time get some GMT in stock.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)

shan't

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

I could with a small supply of forrin time so that I could get home from work earlier.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)

You should just do it

all the cool kids are too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)

Ummmm...

I can't see nuffin :( Some file hosters are disagreeing with my Firefox and I don't know how to fix it :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)

any better?

img713.imageshack.us/img713/2304/56961516.png

(CarlB, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)

Ahahahahahaha!

My firefox is screwed up big time! I get the error message "File not found. Firefox can't find the file at img713.imageshack.us/img713/2304/56961516.png. Check the file name for capitalization or other typing errors. Check to see if the file was moved renamed or deleted." yet I can see it clearly when I use the Clueviewer addon.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)

I had the same problem with FF, some years ago

I always found that closing all the windows and starting them up again would solve the problem.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)

CarlB's link works for me, but your says 404 not found. BUT....

Your link has a full stop at the end of it, and if you remove the full stop and press go (the little green arrow at the end of the address bar in firefox) it then works fine for me....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)

Painfully true

Have a click

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)

Who set's their alarm for the exact moment they are due to be at work?

Shirley setting it an hour or so before would give you more time to get up and go work?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)

Oh dear gods.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)

Didn't you post this the other night only without the last panel?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)

I tried to post it but there was something wrong with my

laptop 'cos I couldn't see the post. :(

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)

OH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)

What algorithms?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)

mmmm Betty

the cap's done a whoopsy on the bridge!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)

A few old ones, just for lolz

... or even ...

(philbo baggins, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)

First post here. Hope I've done it right.

(MD1500 is contemplating his navel, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)

Good job, wilkommen

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)

Remember Pitman, before the swinger Krankies story broke?

"You can't get a bird... you 'ad a threesome with the
Krankies and they fucked off 'cause you were crap."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:02, archived)

It'll do for me, Tommy.

Welcome to B3ta!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)

Good start

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

Yay... like that ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)

Welcome

*Remembers MD20/20*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)

Had some at a mate's party recently

I'd forgotten about the horrible aftertaste

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)

I used it to chase my super T

The taste wasn't important really.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)

My alcky neighbour insisted I have a glass of that shit with him, never again!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)

I was an alchy schoolboy!

I loved it!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)

So was I. but my brother did the decent thing when he first took me to a pub and I asked for larger,

He hit me very hard! and told me larger was for women, mild was for old people, and men drink bitter! you're a man now he said and I got bitter!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)

larger?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)

I didn't want a small one! bugger,very bad spelling day on my part.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)

I'm liking this, I am

Welcome along, citizen!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)

very nicely

welcome

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

A good start there

Welkom in b3ta

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)

Yay, welcome!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)

Simple and effective you'd do well here - pull up a chair 'shop a kitten you'll never leave*

*Standard b3ta welcome

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)

Yay! Kittins!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)

Ok I'll allow you through the 10 kittens or less aisle.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)

To be fair

I did load up with more but they kept jumping out.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)

Doh! now they'll get under the skirting board and breed and eat all the cheese and leave little droppings in the cornflake box

/professor of natural sciences

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)

But at least

that means there won't be any more meeces in the cheese department.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)

Or you can use the self cat scan.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)

Hello new person, Nice first post.

Take a seat.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)

Nice first post

Pull up a pineapple peeler and shop a chair

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)

Welcome to b3ta!

Great post too!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)

This is perfect!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)

Thankies!

*glees*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)

Welcome to b3ta, MD1500.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)

Thanks for the welcome, everyone!

(MD1500 is contemplating his navel, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)

it's all smallbrainfied's fault

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)

Is it appropriate to watch Muppet's Christmas Carol in late January?

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B.T., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)

Yes it's always appropriate to watch Muppet's Christmas Carol any time of the year.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)

Erm...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)

DEAR. GOD.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)

Oof!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)

I didn't realize this was on tv the other day

but someone tipped me off.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)

Ah yes, it was on FilmFourSkin

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)

haha

took me a while

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)

That is quite a list

on frame 3

(patella, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)

Ouch! :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

Hahahaha

Tripods wouldn't work on sand anyway...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake

I just got this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)

100% nuts...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

Love the eye!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

^this!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)

Hahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)

haha

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)

Hahaha! Here's his dog...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)

is it a cockeyed spaniel ?

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)

haha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)

I love this Broonie...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)

haha that's class

"Go home glack gastards"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

hahaha

big lol

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)

Jocks away !

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)

Ha ha ha ha! Crivens!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

Aww, I miss getting gold stars :(

I just get funny looks if I ask for one here at uni.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

haha

I can see her bagpipes

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

Jings! Crivvens! Help ma Boab!

Whit a stramash!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)

Mmmmm Lureeeeiiiin keeeeeeley in the nip!

I remember those photos well...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)

Were those photos real?

Just I imagine them to be more talked about if they were.

You know, people phoning up GMTV, or Daybreak or whatever, screaming "GET YER GROOOLER OOT!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

They looked mighty convincing to me

She was pretty nice on those photos, all younger and that.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)

Mm, it's just weird, seeing nudes of the last person you'd expect to see nudes of.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)

Where can I see these pictures of which you speak?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)

that which is seen

cannot be unseen

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)

I wish to take that risk, Master

Please proceed with the initiation

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)

*unzips*

AHHH, BRISK!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)

search

gaylick growlers

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)

NSFW (obviously)

www.sugarmice.co.uk/lorrainekelly.htm

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)

Gosh.

In a string vest, too.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)

I've just unloaded my pump action porridge pistol

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)

She's a wee stoater!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha

Google search gave me 'Lorraine Kelly growler' as 2nd suggestion.

www.dailymotion.com/video/xg04_my-growler-bo-selecta_fun

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)

I like her, I wish I'd left her in my imagination, I'v always imagined her to be perfect..

One that really turned my stomach when I saw them was Carol Smillie naked.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)

THE CASE FOR INDEPENDENCE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)

OOOH Shackshee

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)

Well I never !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)

pfft, you are the reincarnation of burger breath

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mutated monty, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)

Hahahaha, fuckin hell!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)

Edit: WTF? Image corruption? The hell??!!

Edit Edit: Dunno what happened there. Fixed now, though.

Edit Edit Edit: SHIT! It's gone all screwy again! What the hell is wrong with this thing??!!

Edit Edit Edit Edit: endless renaming of the file seems to have done it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)

In before the Jacks (JJs fan club)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)

In which case, I'll leave this here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)

Is penguin laughing?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

He's cheering the eyebrow man on

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

I found some filth I wrote about you...

www.b3ta.com/board/7133604

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)

Is that a penguin?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)

Oh it's a penguin? I thought it was a robot thing

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

The hyax with specs likes to watch...

/ac

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)

penguin, hyrax, robot thingy

now I'm really confused

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)

I'm glad I'm not alone

I was expecting a fan-boy grilling!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)

if you're going to be doing this I'll stop

no point doubling up each episode

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)

I don't mind taking shifts

I'm planning a few days away mid-Feb if that's ok?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)

s'ok, you take it, I've not really got the time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

We look forward to it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)

Royal "we"?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)

"one" looks forward to it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)

I can't be the only one getting tired of your constant hate.

The animated jibes are funny, but the ongoing "this strip is shit" commentary brings us down into 4chan territory.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)

It does seem a little irrational

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)

Seems like you got two choices then

1) Make it funny
2) Call me a fucktard 'cause I called you out on something everyone else gets called out on every single day on b3ta, then act like it's my fault you got sand in your vagina

Your move

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)

The ignore button is there for a reason. Just sayin'.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)

You can't use the ignore button, you'll miss things.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)

Mm, got a point there.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)

Very much this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)

I'm entertaining myself using adblock instead

to block all pictures they show. That way I don't miss much, but I don't get to be irritated by their piss-fucking-annoying-shitty-fucking-drivel.

Not that I've used it on many people.

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boris the spider, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)

Looks like emvee only likes slapstick

and can't handle anything with a story line.

Maybe you should go Google some kittens and people falling over.
But not people falling over kittens as thats just cruel

JJ, keep up the good work and don't let these muppets get you down.

(Wize, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)

Lots of people like the strip.

Don't be dismayed by heckles!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)

Not so much tiring as embarassing

he seems talented and then you realize the little shit can't find out how to use ignore

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)

hatred is a bit of an exaggeration

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)

"Ongoing disapproval"?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)

haha, yes

But that's ok isn't it? In the complete absence of criticism, we'd all keep ploughing the same errant, mediocre furrow.

Lighten up, all your moggies and what-not should outnumber the emvees.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

Taunting him with "Moggy likes you" is the best bit.

That's some creative taunting. Subtle, too.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)

it's just a bit of cuntery.

I believe it's a valid observation as the style and content inevitably attracts such fans.
It's not necessarily a bad thing. I hardly think McDonald's is deeply perturbed that they attract lots of fat people.
In any case, I'm not here to be nasty, just having a laugh. Apologies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

I wasn't actually being sarcastic

or was I? Gah, internets.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

i took it as sarcastic.

so fuck you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)

hate in this sort of area is usually jealousy, probably your drawing skills irk people

I hope I'm right in assuming you know I mean no harm by the wanking gifs. I'm stopping now anyway, no point two people doing the same joke.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)

If I cared about those, I wouldn't make my own :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

LittleMaria: Cheers Jack!! :D

LittleMaria: BTW What is this pict? :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)

Gary!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)

hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)

YOUR SKILLZ HAVE IRKED ME

There is no data available for this locality.

Look, look how irked I am!

I am THROBBING WITH IRK

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)

one of my all time fave cock-based b3ta pics

And the one for which i associate you with the most.

Fine throbbing, sir - even if it is with much irk!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)

yay! what I lack in skillz I make up for in tastless throbbing :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)

LittleMaria: Dorian said, "the people like you are Molester."

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)

I've never molested a dead nun in my life!

Sure it feels good and she's got a bag of goodies but it's just wrong!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)

Little Maria: Anyway, You will catch a cold. Be careful.

*Give blanket*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)

That's what everyone's mommy tells them

you should believe mommy.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)

Quite right, can't have lots of people making the same joke over and over again

this is b3ta, we have standards.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

it's hardly a meme, just something I'd done a few times to try and make JJ laugh

spending 15 minutes lovingly crafting a wanking art anim only to find someone has already done it is a little annoying. And my life is annoying enough at the moment, so stepping away from that one joke is the simplest option

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)

Your life has been endlessly annoying for several years.

Is this basically caused by art?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)

no, unemployment and a succession of below minimum wage jobs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)

I see you're enjoying the future early

"how to avoid paying the minimum wage" a pamphlet coming from HMRC soon.

btw, that's not taking the piss, fuck knows what comes next.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)

Caused by aspiring to jobs doing art?

Oh, OK, not caused by art. Just checking.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)

there are jobs doing art?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

it's just a malicious rumour.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)

The Strip is Fine

No idea why people have a problem with it.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

I though it was all good-natured silliness, didn't realise it was SRS BSNS :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

SRS as CNCR

You insensitive bastard etc!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)

Tries to think of a "it won't make 30" joke

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)

It's just

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)

Eh...

The whole wanking bit gets old after a while. :-\

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)

I disagree. I've been at it for years and it still gets the job done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)

Alright

Works well in certain situations I suppose.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)

that's quite ironic...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)

hahaha

These are getting better, quicker and yet more better!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)

Yays XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

hahaha, i still love this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

It makes about as much sense as your pictures

be fair

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)

Pineapple peeler

That explains SO much.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)

Imagine it's a mid-arc JJ strip

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)

squeeeee pineapple

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)

then it's time for interlude refreshments!

Saltburn-by-the-Sea is a seaside resort in the unitary authority of Redcar and Cleveland and the ceremonial county of North Yorkshire, England. The town is around 12 miles (19 km) east of Middlesbrough, and had a population of 5,912 at the 2001 Census.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)

LET'S!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)

And now, for my favourite advert EVER.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui_6jBMSU9s

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)

Thanks!! XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)

XD Hahaha

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)

XD Thanks! XD

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)

Haha

You sure are nice to your fans :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Big-plush-another-version-216738226
↑original *edit*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)

...

yeah

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

He is Horny Haddock!

Also, wtf?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

Tumescent Tench?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)

hahahaha

you should do every last frame.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

PUT THAT PENGUIN BACK THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10662678

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)

I dont understand this at all

But its nice.
Something to do with KFC and baseball?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)

GOOOO BAYSIDE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)

BASEBALL LICKIN' GOOOOD

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)

I've read a detailed history of what this is all about, and still don't understand it at all.

In an attempt to remove the curse, fans made repeated attempts to find the model, making offerings to the statues of the Colonel for forgiveness. In 2003, when the Tigers returned to the Japan Series after 18 years with one of the worst records in the Central League, many KFC outlets in Kbe and saka moved their Colonel Sanders statues inside until the series was over to protect them from rabid Tigers fans. The newly replaced Colonel Sanders statue in the Dotonbori KFC branch was bolted down to prevent a repeat of the incident.

On March 10, 2009, the top half of the statue (minus hands and legs) originally thrown into the Dotonbori River was recovered during construction of a walkway. A diver said that he had thought he had found a large barrel, but was surprised when it turned out to be the upper body of the Colonel.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)

Yeah, Exactly.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)

They had to PROTECT their Colonel Sanders statues

because of THE INCIDENT.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)

Oh, yeah - i remember reading about that

Ive stayed 10 days at a hotel on Dotobori dori :-D

Osaka is great

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)

Hey quick

post this in a new thread then delete it before anyone notices

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)

Toucan opener?

Why would you want to open a toucan? (unless you liked Guinness of course...)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

A what criminal?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)

there's a glitch in the Yifftrix

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)

greese criminal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)

a SEXY criminal

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)

Looks as like JJ will added his image to corruption

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)

I did wonder when I pasted this shit in Photoshop

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

A smooth criminal

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)

there must be a problem with the last 2 frames

i KNOW my eyes aren't THAT fucked!

also, uncle feathers? would that be feather mcgraw, of wrong trousers fame?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)

i watch way too much telly :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)

I'd say that image based corruption is within the remit of this site

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)

JJ doing seams - its in the spirit of the board

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)

all is in good order!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)

Seams?

*points* ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)

Your cache control isn't.

Do a hard reload on the image and it's OK again.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)

Do a what?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)

I think he means control+ F5

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)

Oh.

Already tried that. Didn't do anything.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)

try pulling the plug out

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)

If I view the image directly and ctrl-F5 it it's fine.

if I then reload the board it's still fine.
if I reload the board again, the corrupted image reloads! It seems to be actually coming over the internet all munged up, and not from my cache. This is quite bizarre.
Edit: OK, now I did a ctrl-F5 directly on the image, and this time the corrupted version loaded. Not a clue what's going on.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)

Gotta be a glitch with the site host I use.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)

Did you buy your hosting from randomlyloadthewrongversion.com?

Hahaha, now it's more corrupted.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)

"YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)

presserates F5 MAUAHAHAHAHA THE POWER!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)

;(

This image still broken.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)

It fixed. *sigh*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

much better than my effort

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

Haha!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

:D :D :D

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

hahahaha

superb

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

the last frame makes it! GENULOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)

\o/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)

stop it

me nephew just got home from school, i don't want to have to explain why i'm laughing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)

"There's a man on the internet wanking over a penguin's dead uncle!"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)

yes, exactly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)

Succinct explanation, story adds up.

That wasn't difficult.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)

maybe not

but my family have a dim enough view of me already.

hmm, home time.
'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

exactamundo!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)

:D :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)

Turn us on then off again..?

That'll fix it...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha

(Zoidaroid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha

this made me spit coke

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)

Haha

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

Thanks!! XD

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)

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