(blyerkite k trilby,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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lovely Bowie eyemakeup too :D
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:40,
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I haven't altered the monkey other than his hands :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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Great stuff
Just noticed the perfectly looping water ripples.
Nice one, you anus miserablus. :)
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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i assume this aminates
Does anyone know how to make gifs move on android? I'm a bit rubbish.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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shake it about a bit?
Or, does this work?
To play Animated GIF's - Touch the Internet app - then - Internet - Menu - More - Settings - touch Enable GIF animation
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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nope, they play on my android phone but only once (they don't loop)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47,
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It sounds like you have got the "French Resistance" version
"Watch very carefullee I shall play zees ohnlee wons"
hhahahahahahahahahaha
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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bit shite then eh
Nae fitba chat for a while... ive given up on the gers. started watching a hockey team, but they've gone bust, been bought by a criminal and remained bust. sport's shite.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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aawk every team you watch go bust ;(
yup craig tight has shafted ally in the transfer window, I feel sorry for him.
look on the bright side your not it hearts predicament yet...7 days and counting
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:54,
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tick tock
Aye, they'll be missed. No more dole cheats to assault managers.
I feel about whyte like i imagine an average german felt following the end of the tenure of the weimar republic. Surely this new guy cant be much worse than the last lot, but the evidence is gradually building that he might be a fucking nutter.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11,
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some while back I found out that a lifelong friend had spent 20 years believing a ridiculous lie I'd told her when we were kids: that moleskin was made from brushed mole skins.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:57,
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A moleskin is also a flesh coloured piece of adhesive cloth used in filmmaking to cover up genitals in order to maintain propriety in non-explicit nude scenes (i. e. ones where nudity is suggested but not shown).[citation needed]
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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You're saying it isn't????
*Hoorays!*
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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And so you told her the truth.
Her fortieth birthday, RUINED.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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hahah I'm not that old that my daughter is 40
in fact today is her 19th :) So yeah, I am old. But not that old.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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Still prefer Henry :D
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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I prefer my new Japanese hoover...
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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Most
excellent.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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XD Thanks!
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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WIV DA ANGLES T_T XXX
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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MAKE SENSE LITTLE HOOVER!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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Hahahaha!
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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Haha, nicely done.
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:17,
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Keeping the streets of gotham clean since whenever
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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err...
Matman?
(blyerkite k trilby,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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Aycyfp
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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He's not alone
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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Haha
I can't wait for the first crossover.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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People walked all over him.
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Well, let's see.
First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it-
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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clicking this simply because you got to it before I did :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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hahaha, I knew you would :)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Not true!
The Dinosaurs all died out because they fell over. I remember them telling me when I was watching Dappledown Farm
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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lots of shouting and Dave
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Moggy's decided to abandon ship.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Although
in fairness she has left before...
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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This is true.
I doubt he/she will make a comeback, though.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Account still up says...................................maybe.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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*grabs rifle, climbs up watchtower*
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Yo, I'm sayin if you think that you can step to me wrong Don't even waste your time You Moggies talk shit then abandon ship Moggies talk shit, then they abandon ship etc
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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something about dinosaurs
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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A prime example of Barbarossa's Law
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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Moggy didn't like people calling her Dave.
So she left. As you would I suppose.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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If only we'd known it was that easy
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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Yeh
Only Fools and Horses would have been a pretty short series if Rodney had flounced (which depending on your point of view might have been a great thing)
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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I don't think it was, but it didn't, so I thought not.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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I like your uncle Toby.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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nice work slim
made me chortle
(charlie browndoesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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*visits Botswana*
Ace!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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Excellent hatstandage!
I need to buy peppermints :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Hahaha, what the...?
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:35,
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Smiles Davis!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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Terrible racism.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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Indeed.
Really rubbish.
Good racism should involve the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, preferably combined with a prejudice or discrimination directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief.
This is just a funny play on words.
Must try harder.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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I have a great image of furtive being fired out of a horn
but b3tards is down.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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i had to google my sig and the filename for this pic then copied it from an archive post ;)
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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damb!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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i iz a smart mutha fuqa
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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It is not as good as I had hoped!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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mine's not all that either ;)
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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i wonder what feature changes will be there once it comes back up
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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I am betting that this one will be
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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autofaceswap
I know that the graphics industry must always move forward with feature additions and what-not, but I am always disappointed when something I used to take pride in creating gets replaced by a single button. The inevitable saturation of [insert-effect-here] kills the 'wow' factor.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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Does such a thing exist?
I made this meticulously.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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not yet, thank goodness
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Oh, I see!
I was making a jest about changing their features, you see.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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touche
I'm slow
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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please be the ability to delete images that aren't being used
i understand it'd be good to keep the archive intact with working links, but i have, on occasion, uploaded a pic 10 times where i've gone back and fixed glaring errors.
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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There's an unclickable 'Delete' button on s1.b3ta
Don't know how long that's been there, I've only just noticed it
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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It'd be great if the delete button was made operational.
There's quite a few things on my b3tards that I'm not using any more. Every little helps, right?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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I'd delete all those photos of kids that I've got stored on there, for starters.
Wait, I mean ... erm ...
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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/moggyblog
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Ach!
Great graphics, terrible, terrible game. Having to kill yourself when you've taken the wrong turn should be a warning lesson to all game programmers...
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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What ^he said
Bloody difficult too. Like several of the small-box Psygnosis games, the packaging design (Roger Dean here) was ace, the game perhaps not so.
Although I loved Ballistix :D
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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Corrr
That middle one's... vivid! Didn't he do Yes album covers as well? Not sure I'd like to take a walk around his head...
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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My mistake -
Turns out the middle one was by Melvyn Grant. It's amazing that video games published for £10-15 back in the early 90s would have one or two months spent on their cover art, but nowadays the boxes of games that sell for £40+ look like they've been worked on for one or two hours if that!
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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I remember being a nipper in WH Smith
and seeing a giant box of Shadow of the Beast 2 (I think it was a special edition with a T-shirt), about 4 times as big as the games around it, a real jaw-dropping moment. I take your point about modern games, usually it's just the main character with the title stamped across him, just plain laziness, I suppose... I recall when the NME reviewed albums in the 90s they used to get a cartoonist to caricature the group... now they just plant a photo of the group in there... sigh...
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Closest we get to a big fuss around video games now is the latest Call Of Warfare packaged in a landmine-shaped DVD tin with a limited edition plush legless child
Bah, nothing's as good as it was in my day, etc
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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silly techno viking
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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