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# What username should I use, boss?
"I don't know... something random."
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# you spamcunt
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# it's always the way
you spend ages on an animation and a busload of spamcunts post at the same time :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
#
a busload of spamcunts Jolly Jack
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Haha this
Back when i made more stuff, i felt like i always posted my anims i'd spent hours on, precisely a minute before monkeon
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Monkeon, BBD and Sheep! are the acceptable face of spamcunt.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Order and chaos in perfect harmony.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ebony and ivory?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yin and yang, salt and pepper, Cannon and Ball...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Away and shite
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Daphne and Celeste
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Shake and Vac
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# S and M
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# This isn't just a gimp suit...
This is an S and M gimp suit.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Metallica really should have stopped at branded t-shirts.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Velma not available?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha, employee of the month! :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# haha you nugget
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# There's an office full of them somewhere?
Fucking hell, what a depressing job. I bet there's a special room for workers to hang themselves.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# You drank this.............................................didn't you?!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# He should have gone with "Epicman2"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
# LOL PWND
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# WHERE'S OUR PICTURE, YOU MASSIVE WAR CRIMINAL?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Observe Xrumer!
Checkout Xrumer! At BELM
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# That'll do, pig.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Ooh a shiny-shiny!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# what's that? you shat on your own cock?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Which end do I put my knob in?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I wanted trainers you cunt!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# .

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Observe my middle finger, you spamcunt.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I don't know about anyone else
but this certainly ticks all the right boxes for me
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I agree. This is fucking awesome.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Pepperpot ballbag!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# HIS ASS!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Yeah, the bots love that
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hertz so good.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Prepare the fagots!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# You smell of wee
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I'd rather not, I've heard that the very act of observing it changes it completely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# i heard that Xrumer is used by paedophiles to groom young boys
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# how is it, that you're so shit?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# And the new batch were so fricking good recently
then you come along and spamcunt the place up. Shame on you and your shitty cock.

Welcome
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# patience man, no rush
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^
this. this. this. this. this. this.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# lovely Bowie eyemakeup too :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I haven't altered the monkey other than his hands :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Great stuff
Just noticed the perfectly looping water ripples.

Nice one, you anus miserablus. :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# i assume this aminates
Does anyone know how to make gifs move on android? I'm a bit rubbish.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# shake it about a bit?
Or, does this work?

To play Animated GIF's - Touch the Internet app - then
- Internet - Menu - More - Settings - touch Enable GIF animation
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# nope, they play on my android phone but only once (they don't loop)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It sounds like you have got the "French Resistance" version
"Watch very carefullee I shall play zees ohnlee wons"

hhahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# bit shite then eh
Nae fitba chat for a while... ive given up on the gers. started watching a hockey team, but they've gone bust, been bought by a criminal and remained bust. sport's shite.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# aawk every team you watch go bust ;(
yup craig tight has shafted ally in the transfer window, I feel sorry for him.

look on the bright side your not it hearts predicament yet...7 days and counting
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# tick tock
Aye, they'll be missed. No more dole cheats to assault managers.

I feel about whyte like i imagine an average german felt following the end of the tenure of the weimar republic. Surely this new guy cant be much worse than the last lot, but the evidence is gradually building that he might be a fucking nutter.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Pity click
Actually it's very good. No pity involved.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Ooooh... that's lovely.
:D

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# mezmorizing
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# oh that is chill
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Those are the kind of windows faces look in at!
Nicely done.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# My second-favourite line !
Topped only by: "We've gone on holiday by mistake"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Almost every line from that film is quotable gold.
No easy feat.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# An Important Message About Puppies.


I have a cold too much free time and a graphics tablet. :(
Not as good as my previous installment and the bar was pretty low to begin with.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ha
Exactly the same position as myself :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# We should totally make out.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Two negatives
make a very gooey positive.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I'm already drowning in mucus and used tissues...
might as well make a night of it.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hahah I forgot to come back...
Thanks for all the replies below. Much appreciated.

Now I understand everything :)

Also ... sorry for TJ :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Much
super woo
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I was playing Premiere Pro's titler tool and I thought of you wonderful chaps
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# o h gosh, hi th ere
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# bl ame the pat h tool
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# oh hai.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# mi ssed pl a ced th e le tter s a re
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# OH HAI
Love the spacing
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# The spaces indicate large quantities of humanities.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# *NOM NOM EAT YOUR HUMANITIES*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Those teeth need kerning.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I'd say they need some buffing
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Comedy titler
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Leave cenaris' tits alone!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# bad case of keming there
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# No loss of bounce
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# About 8 years ago, one of our daughter's friends was visiting
and I told her Mr. Dyson had personally delivered our Dyson and had stayed for tea.
A couple of years ago I found out that she still believed it.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
You swine ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Heh
some while back I found out that a lifelong friend had spent 20 years believing a ridiculous lie I'd told her when we were kids: that moleskin was made from brushed mole skins.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You're saying it isn't????
*Sobs*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
A moleskin is also a flesh coloured piece of adhesive cloth used in filmmaking to cover up genitals in order to maintain propriety in non-explicit nude scenes (i. e. ones where nudity is suggested but not shown).[citation needed]
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# You're saying it isn't????
*Hoorays!*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# And so you told her the truth.
Her fortieth birthday, RUINED.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# hahah I'm not that old that my daughter is 40
in fact today is her 19th :)
So yeah, I am old. But not that old.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Still prefer Henry :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I prefer my new Japanese hoover...

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Most
excellent.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES T_T XXX
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# MAKE SENSE LITTLE HOOVER!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Keeping the streets of gotham clean since whenever
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# err...
Matman?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Aycyfp
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# He's not alone
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
I can't wait for the first crossover.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# People walked all over him.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# 'Gee... shucks...'
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome


*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
something something black-matching algorithm, followed by inevitable responses of "racist"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# fuck off Zeb and dont come back!
ya dick!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# awww
poor fella
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You're only meant to...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# arf!

"Beverly! Deanna"!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# menage a troi!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Make it blow?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Crusher and Troi Holodeck special.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# It wouldn't be an unpleasant situation to be in.
Being the baldy, I mean.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ahem.. ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Aha
knew I'd seen it somewhere
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
Godammit!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# "These days it's very fashionable among young people to do what I'm doing now.
I'm being fellated by a young lady known as a groupie."
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# The Day Today AICMFP
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Five pence is yours.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I saw him alone on the beach
even cheals ostracise gingers :p

CFB
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# hahaa i want one
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Come down here to weston super mud and you can have him.
no one else seems to want him :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Awww... poor little fellow...
:D

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# how can you have sympathy for him?
He deserves it, he's ginger for goodness sake! :p
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Evil cheal is evil
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# He is indeed sinister
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Noice!
:)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Ta :~)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# he's plotting his revenge!
Lovely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Aw, he's lovely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Aaaww.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Toy Tory?
:D

Alright Gorgeous?


(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Damn!! Good title!
Alreet my pretty? :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Tickity-Boo thanks!
:D

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Did this one yonks ago!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Why are you posting unshopped pics of George Osbourne?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
#


He was there, man.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# he looks slightly more trustworthy this way :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ace :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Fankee :)
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Ooh ta:)
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Frightening
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha, uncanny.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# LUBBLY JUBBLY !
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# bish bash bosh
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Ha, saw this and had to check BBC News for the verdict.
You know you spend too long on B3ta when it becomes your main source of News!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# ^this
I tend to avoid news on tv and websites because most of it is too depressing, and repetitive
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# cheddah
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# That's some ace shoppage *click*
Kryten's defence must've worked...

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# "objection"
A man of such awesome stupidity he objects to his own defense attourney...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# it was just resting in his account
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# This was in my head throughout
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Justice zone for him!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
:)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Did he grow up wearing a lead flat cap? :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Good job at trying to make his face look normal :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# lovely
Harry Redgnopp
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Beautiful bit of shoppery...
:D

Edit: And nice tagging!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Ooh just saw the tagging, nice one
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# "COME ON 'ARRY!"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# "Come on, come on, 'urry up 'arry come on!"
/sham69
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# WEEEEEEE'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREE
GOIN DAHN THA PAAAAAB

DUH DUH - DUH DUH
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# As a kid I thought they were singing "Hurry up Harry Camel"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# haha
he's a wankunt
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Yes, he was certainly the villain of the piece.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I caught a couple of minutes of footsoccer the other night
there was a cat on it, it was brilliant
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Super well done
This time every year he's a millionaire
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# A beautiful homage
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# \o/

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# sick filth
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Is that a request?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# haha!
i'm sure he's seen worse.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Where is Dave today?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# wow, looks like I've missed all the drama
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# me too
just found the flounce thread and the dave thread, was interesting reading.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# DAAAAAVE!!!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Dave's not here!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# ah.................I stand corrected.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# [plays bagpipes]

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# HAA HAA HAA! Fuck Yeah!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# cubism
at its best
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I feel like I've missed something.
What did I miss?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Well, let's see.
First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it-
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# clicking this simply because you got to it before I did :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha, I knew you would :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Not true!
The Dinosaurs all died out because they fell over.
I remember them telling me when I was watching Dappledown Farm
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# lots of shouting and Dave
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Moggy's decided to abandon ship.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Although
in fairness she has left before...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# This is true.
I doubt he/she will make a comeback, though.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Account still up says...................................maybe.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# *grabs rifle, climbs up watchtower*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
Yo, I'm sayin if you think that you can step to me wrong
Don't even waste your time
You Moggies talk shit then abandon ship
Moggies talk shit, then they abandon ship
etc
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# You!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# this
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Is the Jolly Jack meta flounce over now then?
NEVER FORGIVE JJ
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Well, Let's see.
First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# something about dinosaurs
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# A prime example of Barbarossa's Law
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Moggy didn't like people calling her Dave.
So she left. As you would I suppose.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# If only we'd known it was that easy
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Yeh
Only Fools and Horses would have been a pretty short series if Rodney had flounced (which depending on your point of view might have been a great thing)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# this really
happened
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I'm afraid I misunderstand you.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# STAR TREK
EVIL SPOCK
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# An Important Message About Botswana.


I really should get into advertising.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Is that true about the peppermint?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
I like my comics to be both arousing and factual.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha I love this
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Brilliant hatstand, sir.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha, this is my favourite thing of today.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# that was educational AND fun!!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Peppermint solves most crises.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# "Crisises", you fool.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# The Power of Crise compels you!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Oh god not again ...
*gets on knees, lifts cassock*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
#
ck wary
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# haha O_O
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha.......Ringworm
used to be common in Britain too
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Looks like a roundworm to me...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
*Off to the travel agents*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I don't think it was, but it didn't, so I thought not.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I like your uncle Toby.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# nice work slim
made me chortle
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# *visits Botswana*
Ace!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Excellent hatstandage!
I need to buy peppermints :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha, what the...?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Smiles Davis!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Terrible racism.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Indeed.
Really rubbish.

Good racism should involve the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, preferably combined with a prejudice or discrimination directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief.

This is just a funny play on words.

Must try harder.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I have a great image of furtive being fired out of a horn
but b3tards is down.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# i had to google my sig and the filename for this pic then copied it from an archive post ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# damb!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# i iz a smart mutha fuqa
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# It is not as good as I had hoped!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# mine's not all that either ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# i wonder what feature changes will be there once it comes back up
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I am betting that this one will be
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# autofaceswap
I know that the graphics industry must always move forward with feature additions and what-not, but I am always disappointed when something I used to take pride in creating gets replaced by a single button. The inevitable saturation of [insert-effect-here] kills the 'wow' factor.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Does such a thing exist?
I made this meticulously.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# not yet, thank goodness
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Oh, I see!
I was making a jest about changing their features, you see.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# touche
I'm slow
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
funny shit
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# please be the ability to delete images that aren't being used
i understand it'd be good to keep the archive intact with working links, but i have, on occasion, uploaded a pic 10 times where i've gone back and fixed glaring errors.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# There's an unclickable 'Delete' button on s1.b3ta
Don't know how long that's been there, I've only just noticed it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It'd be great if the delete button was made operational.
There's quite a few things on my b3tards that I'm not using any more. Every little helps, right?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I'd delete all those photos of kids that I've got stored on there, for starters.
Wait, I mean ... erm ...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
/moggyblog
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's grand.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha look at his happy chops!
Have a groanworthy pea:

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# dude, srsly? FUCK!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# SPAANNNG!
made me chuckle
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# How Smug
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# ooh!
OJ & Croissants!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# It just reminded me of this one...

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# my smile
is reflected
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# A man up in a tree.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I hope he stays up that tree
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I can see his willy.
Pffft. :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# creepy
:)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know
do you look like that?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Actually, looking again, that chap is far too skinny and friendly-looking to be me
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Nice! :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Ach!
Great graphics, terrible, terrible game. Having to kill yourself when you've taken the wrong turn should be a warning lesson to all game programmers...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# What ^he said
Bloody difficult too. Like several of the small-box Psygnosis games, the packaging design (Roger Dean here) was ace, the game perhaps not so.

Although I loved Ballistix :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Corrr
That middle one's... vivid! Didn't he do Yes album covers as well? Not sure I'd like to take a walk around his head...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# My mistake -
Turns out the middle one was by Melvyn Grant. It's amazing that video games published for £10-15 back in the early 90s would have one or two months spent on their cover art, but nowadays the boxes of games that sell for £40+ look like they've been worked on for one or two hours if that!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I remember being a nipper in WH Smith
and seeing a giant box of Shadow of the Beast 2 (I think it was a special edition with a T-shirt), about 4 times as big as the games around it, a real jaw-dropping moment.
I take your point about modern games, usually it's just the main character with the title stamped across him, just plain laziness, I suppose...
I recall when the NME reviewed albums in the 90s they used to get a cartoonist to caricature the group... now they just plant a photo of the group in there... sigh...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Closest we get to a big fuss around video games now is the latest Call Of Warfare packaged in a landmine-shaped DVD tin with a limited edition plush legless child
Bah, nothing's as good as it was in my day, etc
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# silly techno viking
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
very good
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Nice
Gollum's on the 'roids!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# "And you can stay up there 'till you learn some feckin' manners!"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Wahey!
wahey!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# where's the tail?
I can't w*nk to this
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# I can't hear you above all that yiffing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Put a wonk on it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I DID wank to this, but I felt a twinge of disappointment afterwards.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Unzip again baby
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# LOLZORZ
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# She'll get a chill going round like that!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# she's already got chapped lips
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Nice curtain/carpet matching algorithm.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Just as I bit into my Kebab!
Kebab egg sandwich
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Is that a picture of Dave?
I can't wank to this. Where's her bumhole?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# her cunt looks a bit sore
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# They all do.
If I had to use one word to describe how cunts look, it would be 'sore'.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# You'd be sore
if you were a cunt.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# When B3ta went Electric Retard.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Coo, that's a bit... coo...
She's submerging herself in a bath of asses milk
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Welcome back to b3tA moggy
don't you think it's a bit NSFW
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Turns out she's left with remarkably good grace.
I was anticipating board being spammed with dozens of threads, but she has shown quite a bit of restraint. If only she'd done that earlier :(
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Has she gone then?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah I was around when it happened
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Is this that old joke about the Invisible Man taking Wonder Woman up the arse?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# too brown
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Smug 1999
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice!
Here's one from last night...

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Ooops, how'd that get there?
how'd that get there?Awaits "pea roasting cunt"...
:D

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
It look's like he's over done the yoga
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Pfffft
Nicely done sah!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Ta matey
Too far too bloody long though ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# That leg looks fucking painful though
Ouch! ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# It was :)
;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# haha fucking hell
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# FAKE
you can tell by the shadows and everything
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# that spacecraft will drop from the sky as soon as 2000 comes
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# *joy*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# WIN!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# YES!
Beautifully done.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Cheers Colonel
:)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Alan! Alan! Alan!
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# My knee just popped.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Nicely done. That knee'll be sore though...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

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