thanks HappyToast:D
Half a fucking megyou know better, Herman
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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he's famous now, he just doesn't give a fuck about us :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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Fuckin hell Herman, 37.95 kb over..you could get a tin can full of spacemen to the moon with that!
Game over man, game over!!!!!
(Game over man, game over!!!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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*usual polite/cheery FAQ post*"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but NEVER exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image".*
*Although none of this obviously applies to the front paged images or "popular" b3tards.
Seriously though mods, some of us crush our images and animations down to fit these guidelines, if the FAQ is irrelevant please burn it so us community minded folk can have nice animations too, cheers.
(*Although none of this obviously applies to the front paged images or "popular" b3tards.
Seriously though mods, some of us crush our images and animations down to fit these guidelines, if the FAQ is irrelevant please burn it so us community minded folk can have nice animations too, cheers.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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I know what you meanI have made so many ground-breaking animations and I never post any because I can't get them under 400k. Honestly :P
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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Ooops, you may have annoyed these people
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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OVER THE LINEThis ain't 'Nam, Herman. There are rules here.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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*checks calendar*seems like it
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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hahah, if you think this is people having a goyou clearly haven't spent much time reading b3ta comments to other peoples threads
also, you could listen to what people say and make the animation smaller/in keeping with the FAQ like the rest of us politely do.
That tends to shut people up/make them love you more. Just saying like :)
(also, you could listen to what people say and make the animation smaller/in keeping with the FAQ like the rest of us politely do.
That tends to shut people up/make them love you more. Just saying like :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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It's an international holiday, second Sunday in February every even yearI can't believe you have not noticed this before
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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yeahthere's is a rota running these days. It's your turn to get mercilessly picked on for fuck all reason. Usually encouraged by the B3ta head boy.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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Please point us to this merciless picking onsounds interesting
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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hang on I'll just invent some ; D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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i've never been picked on :(i think i'm too inconsequential :(
( boris the spider,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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I was picked on. Well, in gaz form. By one person.I don't think that counts as my day.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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The one who must not be named.Despite using their real name MANY times.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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No the other one. The one that had the quietest flounce in human history. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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who was the one before LS18?i hadn't been around long enough to 'get to know' the current regulars
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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I can't even remember. I think the LS18 flounce was the first one I saw.Then it was Moggy (temporarily), then loads of mini flounces from lesser-known /board dwellers.
I don't think we'll see a flounce like LS18's for ages. It was glorious.
(I don't think we'll see a flounce like LS18's for ages. It was glorious.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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flash? obviously, i mean jumping jack
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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We may be able to schedule you for next Wednesday if you likeHow does between 14:00 and 16:15 sound?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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That sounds excellent to meIt will be much appreciated. I'll feel like I really belong
( boris the spider,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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Sorry, that's already bookedfor the return of Moggy
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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It's easier when your just new.This little number introduced me to the world of FAQ gifs
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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...why?looks fine to me. unless you posted it at 150k or so?
( boris the spider,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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Shopped fotos only pleaseTOAP
Etc etc/////
(Etc etc/////
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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hahaha!! yeah...i remember getting a load of 'from space' comments :)))
but i was also glad that someone cared enough to comment AT LAST
(but i was also glad that someone cared enough to comment AT LAST
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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which was yours, the postman pat pic?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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i saw that one, but no.. it was this except HUGE HUGE HUGE
i couldn't get it small enough fast enough, so settled to a screengrab
hehe :))
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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so........ you're saying it wasn't your work either?i'm surprised you haven't been banished to /offtopic
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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nope, thankfully!! it is my own work :)i ended up to do a 'print screen' into Paint off my laptop, because the source pic came from an 8meg cameraphone & i hadn't noticed the file size was huge!!
i'm a bit low tech & do everything with PSElements, MS Gif animator & my laptop's touch pad. i'm in the market for a graphics tablet but don't know where to start...
(i'm a bit low tech & do everything with PSElements, MS Gif animator & my laptop's touch pad. i'm in the market for a graphics tablet but don't know where to start...
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Hahaha!That's wonderful
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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Pas op glad!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h* But does it tile?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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This need one of these in front of the top one <img src="http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1301062339/Spacer.gif"width=???>It may be trial and error to get the width right..
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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No Herman!Use the Spacer with the right width and keep the gif the same sixe as the one below it...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:06,
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Cheers Bourbon:D
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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I has optimised it for those on dial-up
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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Of the two, this gets the click.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Haha :D
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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at the end of the day she shat herself RIP Shitney
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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To counteract all the bloody repeats of I Will Always Love YouListen to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-iLG8UmSes
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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*joins in*Have this, mixed with Chrome Gadget Zone from Sonic 3... you know, when Sonic used to be good?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvKjKEW_jA
Oh and heads up, it TOTALLY falls apart about half way through.
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvKjKEW_jA
Oh and heads up, it TOTALLY falls apart about half way through.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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it fell apart when Shitney started to warble
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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You know it's rumoured that Michael Jackson helped out with the music on Sonic 3but was left out of the credits or sacked off outright because of all the noncing accusations.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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blimey...learn something new everyday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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There is a MJ connection to SonicSonic wears white socks, which was a style reference to Jackson who had made that his thing...
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:30,
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This isn't even the worst one I found. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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Somebody should be shotfor ruining one of the greatest Sonic zone musics ever by putting this crap over the top of it :(((
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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that's fucking awfulway to destroy a perfectly decent kraftwerk track
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I was full of awe when I heard it tooEDIT - awe aw
Bollocks, doesn't work now. You sneaky editer you.
(Bollocks, doesn't work now. You sneaky editer you.
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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sunday spellon errers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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I wholeheartedly concur 
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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True. Obviously nowhere near as good as Kraftwerk on their ownBut still a hell of a lot better than hearing Houston on her own ON THE NEWS every half hour
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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So how long do you reckon this will be on the news and Facebook for?A week? A few days? About teatime?
They can't possibly milk this as much as they think.
(They can't possibly milk this as much as they think.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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It's a slow news dayIt's gonna be a loooooong Sunday
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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Ahh good, I've got quite a bit of work to do. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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hahahaTO HULL!
edit: Now she is in hevin wid de angel dust.
(edit: Now she is in hevin wid de angel dust.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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WIV AMY WINE'OUSE N KIM JONG IL IN DA EVVUNS Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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PfftWhen somebody well-known dies, I alway rush to B3ta.
I can't say I feel much as I've never liked her singing style or the type of songs she sang.
And I will never forgive her for ruining Dolly Parton's lovely song.
'ning Prod!
x
(I can't say I feel much as I've never liked her singing style or the type of songs she sang.
And I will never forgive her for ruining Dolly Parton's lovely song.
'ning Prod!
x
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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*smoosh* 'lo pot :) xyup really can't stand her
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:14,
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Yep. Couldn't stand her awful warbling version.It was like the mic was in one corner of the room and she was being swung round by her ankles as she tried to 'sing'. That wasn't pitch range, that was doppler.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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I called her Shitney too.It's a small world.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:26,
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HahahahaaBest still pic for a while *licks screen*
:D
(:D
XLVII .uk,
Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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So sorry*
*May not contain sorriness.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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That you bought itwithout reading the Use by Date?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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No that I bought a single by Whitney Houston!but possibly more the fact that I was dating at the time and had to see that fucking movie three times!!!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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Which moviewas it titanic, I hate that stinking love boat
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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* Re-studies the record sleeve above.I can't see where it says 'I hate that stinking love boat' from Titanic?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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I remember vividly when that film / song came out...I was working all the hours god sent with load of overtime and we had the radio on for about 14 hours a day.
'I will always love you' was played every other fucking song and I grew to hate it very much. It still make me want to vomit when I hear it, so am am not looking forward to the next weeks/months!
('I will always love you' was played every other fucking song and I grew to hate it very much. It still make me want to vomit when I hear it, so am am not looking forward to the next weeks/months!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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I have the same memory with 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight.' riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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My good lady has reminded me that she hasn't watched 'The Bodyguard' in ages.I fear for my afternoon.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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What a sad waste - I am heartbroken.If God wanted a caterwauling harpy in his choir why couldn't he have taken Marian Carey instead? Like I say, what a wasted opportunity.
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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I was just thinking she was next:PI bet MC Hammer is shitting himself.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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...praying fervently
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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Gloria Estefan is getting paranoid now about the rhythm. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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Well it's like they say, isn't it?What do you call a dog with 5 dicks?
Mariah Carey and Westlife.
(Mariah Carey and Westlife.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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Lulu and Take that was before that:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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'twas a 'Dog with Wings'in olden dayes.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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LindaMcCartney
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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You're Fired!
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Cute Things Ugly"){kind=small}
Where ma bitches at
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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Hahaha. Reminds me of the old joke, 'What do you call a dog with five dicks?'Lulu and Take That.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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Really?I would call it Sir Pissalot
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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I recently had a customer that got so plastered that he wet his bed in his sleep.It wasn't him that alerted me to this fact. It was the guy sleeping in the bunk under him!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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Not in a sewer or drainbut an abandoned Uni dorm, white balance FTW
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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see now I want to animate it as trapped with a retard
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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You may have used white balance, but not camera balance;)
(nice shot, sir!)
((nice shot, sir!)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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I may I just take this opportunity to whore my "Caution, slippery" sign pic that I took yesterday?Ta!
cfb
(cfb
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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Shall we ask the pannel?Should mediocre take this opportunity to whore his "Caution, slippery" sign pic that he took yesterday?
* Only joking, ning mediocre!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN !!!I jest
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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Is it in Welsh?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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^ RacistAnyway, if it was welsh it would read:
Pllllas Opllll Glllayd!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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I wonder who slept on that mattress.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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Why, are you keeping a list? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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I imagine it was a washed up crack addict
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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Baby Bearand she was juuuuust right.:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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* Needs more QueenWooNing PP
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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Ha took me a minute. ¦L 8o
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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Over-exposed?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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It's gimpmask time again !a very merry gimpmask to everyone at b3ta, I made this lovely gimpmask tree for you all.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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Thanks, but I already have one that looks practically unused. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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Please note it only LOOKS practically unused
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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Already?Doesn't time fly. Merry Gimpmask!
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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dude, that is like, soooo 8 hours ago PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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No eight 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' was so eight hours ago. :P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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It's been running through Gayshift since the wee small hours.Mofaha's already bagged himself an FP.
Pfft.
(Pfft.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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FP?!? Cool! Imma go check it out and see what filter he used PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:52,
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Yeah I read the article time at 10am Hadn't spazzed back that fare.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:06,
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She's with da los angeles now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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Ning b3ta - Todays mixed assortment of girls are:Christine Elise: That film scared the fuck out of me,
Maud Adams: On close inspection, she appears to have a hairy chest and
Annette Crosbie: You would not believe it, but even though she has been in Calender Girls, there is not on photo of her tits on the Internet (someone once told me).
(Maud Adams: On close inspection, she appears to have a hairy chest and
Annette Crosbie: You would not believe it, but even though she has been in Calender Girls, there is not on photo of her tits on the Internet (someone once told me).
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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and for the girls....(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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You're just not trying hard enoughThere's pictures of everyone's tits on the internet. Even mine.
(
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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O_O* Goes off to search
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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Ning CH* I have just read down /board, good night Whitney Wet-Socks
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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Yes, every breakfast time. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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Doh !do you make a version of this image every breakfast ?, or do you eat children's fingers ?
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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I do not eat children's fingers mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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RIP WDLI HOUKKEN
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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om nom nomat least it's not the cookie monster hehe
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:02,
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If only there was a free healthcare system in the US, then he could eat fingers with impunity.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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And back to bed before the threadrush begins
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:01,
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Past her use by date.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:14,
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First Freddy Mercury now this *stomps off*
Oh and candles etc...
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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I SEA what you did there.also looks sickeningly tasty.
edit: the sea not the candles.
(edit: the sea not the candles.
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:41,
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And on that noteI'm off out for a very long walk across the Fens.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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has tina turner died as well
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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yay candles \o/ 
my downstairs neighbour is elderly & and mostly deaf; i'm usually woken up in the morning by the dulcet tones of whatever's playing on her radio.... today i've had the singular hilarity of firing up b3ta to 'Saving all my Love' for yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu hehehehehehe
i'm really going to miss her when she's gone
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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^ CANDLES!Happy 1 year 11 months and 27 days
CAKE
(CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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I shall always prefer to remember herout of her head on crack with a dildo up her arse.
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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i think thats how we would all like to be remembered PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Thankin u
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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Thankins u's
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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Cheers wobbly
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:52,
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I will considrinsit's my real BDays todays aswell
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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Then I hope your day is as thrilling as such a momentous event should be.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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so.. I completely didn't have access to design softwareand my friend didn't in any way have access to a massive vinyl sticker printing system...
so this didn't happen...
at least not by our hands
(so this didn't happen...
at least not by our hands
arrangedletters,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 6:00,
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Still not sure about morphing software....And wasn't gonna spend 3 hours making tracking points for such a throw away gag!
Thanks
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 4:06,
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she turns into Chaka Khan halfway though the transformation real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 4:14,
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let me tell ya what i wanna do real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 5:16,
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Death is the ultimate equal opportunity employer my friend.He'll take all of us.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:14,
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[kssshhhk] We have a Houston, problem [ksshhk]I wouldn't have touched her with yours.
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Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Damn you!I was just working on that too!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:16,
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Yahoo are on the ball...Either that or this is wishfull thinking turned bad!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:21,
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yahoo mailis read by the hardcore far right daily mail readers
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:25,
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Explains why my racist xenophobic ex was on it....She was a damn good shag though...
And looked really good with the pointy white hood on.
(And looked really good with the pointy white hood on.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:27,
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MY GOD! HE'S TURNING INTO MICHAEL JACKSON!
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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He's starting to look like Steve Buscemi... if Steve Buscemi had AIDS. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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FUCK!it must be really bad.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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I saved you the trouble.And possibly a couple of eternities of hellfire.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:30,
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This better not turn out to be a zombie movie.The clarion call for brains could last for thirty minutes or more.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:25,
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and IIIIIIII EEEE IIIIIIIIII EEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIwilll ALLLLLWAYS EAT BRAIIIIIII AI AI AIIIIIINSSSS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:26,
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More of this sort of thing! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:27,
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AhahahaI love how any celebrity's death within minutes gets turned into a dark humourous board event
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 6:46,
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*switches on computer,looks at b3ta through bleary eyes, arf!
clicks on bbc site
oh fuck
you bad bad man
(clicks on bbc site
oh fuck
you bad bad man
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 7:46,
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Hahaha! When the news broke over here, I was like....b3ta...b3ta...b3ta....
Thank you!
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Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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Thank you!
Oh yay!Between her and Steve Jobs, I'm now winning the death pool. Yay!
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Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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hahahahahahahahahamy 2012 deadpool score has just leaped 52 points.
*dances*
(*dances*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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BOOM!Ah the perfect antidote to the already blanket coverage
*clickity*
(*clickity*
Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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I don't think this is going to be topped The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Ackcherly...you could (conceivably) compo it!
she was quite cute at the time...
(she was quite cute at the time...
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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yeah, I hacked adobe and got the new potatoshop before it's even finished
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:25,
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cs6? got it, dont understand it!but the magic lasso is fantastic.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 4:55,
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING, TAKE OFF EVERY JIZZI've actually played Zero Wing, it's a fairly mediocre shooter. It's no Gradius, I'll say that much.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:36,
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I tried it back in the day, meh./R-Type fanboy
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:48,
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nice! i thought i'd done that one. turns out i didn't
1% lossy is 1/4 of the original file size wtf!?
(1% lossy is 1/4 of the original file size wtf!?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:06,
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Hee hee - fast work there,the guy at the bottom right still can't get his pc to work...
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:09,
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embiggeredthe dude bottom right is looking on b3ta ;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:44,
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Now I have to go play the gameif only for the music.
The combat is so well balanced that any battle could last until serious fatigue sets in.
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Sun 12 Feb 2012, 4:45,
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The combat is so well balanced that any battle could last until serious fatigue sets in.
this is still by far one of my favourite games*i may have to buy another mega drive just to play it again
*it's even better after consuming lsd
(*it's even better after consuming lsd
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 5:19,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/10688894 ;)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:16,
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Bollocks.Mentioning it at exactly the same time but without a picture doesn't count.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:17,
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Fuck you.jelly.b3ta.com/board/10688880
They were there WAY before you you attention-whore.
EDIT: MASSIVE RESPECT DUE TO BOURBON FOX for even beating /talk to the punch.
(They were there WAY before you you attention-whore.
EDIT: MASSIVE RESPECT DUE TO BOURBON FOX for even beating /talk to the punch.
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:23,
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Yeah. It's probably the shame of being topped.And congrats and respect to you for doing the first pic too.
:D
(:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:00,
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I'm first!!! lame pair of cuntsI wasn't being serious but haters gonna hate.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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aawk dry yer eyes you twat it was a throw away remark
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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I should pursue a career in getting celebrity death news. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:42,
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But with pictures.I had a quick scan of /board before I cobbled my 'tribute' together and didn't see any pictures.
Didn't have time to read the text.
Didn't have time to clear all the junk off my chair and sit down even.
(Didn't have time to read the text.
Didn't have time to clear all the junk off my chair and sit down even.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:44,
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Hell yeah.And think of the money you could make from deathpool bets just by sort of helping some of them on their way.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 3:01,
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go fuck yerself...cheers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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For here. It's flowing around the nets already.Great headline over on FARK's Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death thread on it.
Some other boards are already hacking her up too.
(Some other boards are already hacking her up too.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:16,
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Haha, that's pretty good.But it sounds like they were prepared in advance...
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:19,
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Do it and pass it you freak!Bloody rude it is.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:28,
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suggested by John Holmes on The 99p Challenge some years ago...
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:45,
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TJ whitney houston is dead
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:09,
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what, TJ Hooker is dead? Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:15,
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Probably,there used to be a journal called fatuous times. This would also be appropriate.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:14,
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can't stop looking at her leg-fat creaseit's like she's wearing really tight flesh-coloured boots that go all the way up to her chubby chuff
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:14,
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pffwell, i'm ridiculously tired, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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tis nuffin but a muffin-top PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:56,
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shit! cut all of the po lines to the stern thruster PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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RDLI and PDLI!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:51,
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PDLI? Be aware that's my wife you're talking about...the one with the whiskers.
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Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:00,
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Sorry, I meant TDLIdidn't realise it was your missus
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:09,
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Wiv Da Angles?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:00,
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Speaking of which, BBC News says Whitney Houston has died. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:22,
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BlimeyMust go away and dream up an appropriate photoshop tribute
Am going to bed
(Am going to bed
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:26,
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I'm sure /board will be rife with such tributes tomorrow... well, later on today now.Taraa!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:34,
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:) never watched part 2...the first one though contains some of the scariest scenes I have ever seen.
( Mex3 =mememe,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:21,
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Both Two and Zero are well worth checking outand I found that reading Wikipedia for plot explanation helped no end as the story in Zero jumps around all over the place and involves a 'good' twin ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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Sadako/Samara - The Greatest Vengeful Spirit, ever.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:56,
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Your mother knits socks in Hull etc...
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:54,
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