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# Who said romance is dead?

Magnify me! / Facebook it!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
#
Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# ahhhhahhh neato
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
#
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Evilsprinkles Shitting glitter, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant.
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:59, archived)
# love it
reminds me of one of those reading tests or whatever they are called meets a calvin klein ad
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Annnnd
Sent to my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ...and no one has yet mentioned
2 Live Crew...NSFW, if you need telling...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0
(weasel, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# was trying to recall who sang this
many thanks for the reminder
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# have I somehow been subtly rickrolled?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Haha
Those poor 'bashed' street kids!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# yey for talking cocks
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I don't know, I'm always expecting them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mIeBCE5wyk
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# A beautiful, timeless classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I find Mudhoney's version of You Stupid Asshole
better than the original. CONTROVERSIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Smiffy's all of-a-quiver!
A lot of cartoon pictures would benefit by having the otherworldly 'reader's voice' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
Everyone loves it when speech goes in both directions, eh readers?
I loved DC Thomson's continual 'who gives a fuck about the fourth wall' approach :)
Comics is a medium where this can be used well to humorous effect, films not so much mutter mutter Kuffs etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I suppose technically
a reader could sue DC Thomson for mis-attributing quotes to them. I certainly don't remember saying that lower speech bubble while reading your picture...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# The Adventures of Gandhi
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Episode 4: The Affair at Buchenwald
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# The Rise of Rictus
3D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# BLEK!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Nice helmet
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Stop this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Poor magenta bone - he only wanted to get to the other side
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# All corrupting influences
must be destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
#
Is this a polite request for the purposes of quality control, or an official DC legal team Cease And Desist?
I'd just like to be sure where I stand on this, you know. I have a load more lined up that I'd like to post, but not if I'll get banged up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# From what I can gather
Mr Aaaarrrggghhh! feels he was wronged somehow by b3ta, and is now seeking a rather vague revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
#
Mr. Arrgghh! is merely trying to right the wrongs of a twisted and downwardly spiralling trend in society. B3ta, as a collective organ, a group mind, if you will, has done nothing to personally offend. He just feels the burden of responsibility must fall on him, to somehow stem the rotten tide of perversion and moral decay.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Someone has to make a STAND!
Against the pernicious influence of c.d.c.'s or even r.w.d.c.'s !*

(*Rather Well Drawn Cocks)
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
#
I don't think, by the way, this is the usual way DC Thompson begins legal proceedings, as a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
#
Well, if they're insistent on doing everything the PROPER way, then in my opinion they're now NO FUN, and certainly no longer the company that I grew up giving a lot of money to :(((

Plus I'd like to say, before my account is deleted and my house burnt down, that I have the greatest respect for David Sutherland's sterling work on this series for what is now fifty plus years, and Bash Street was the only reason that I continued to buy The Beano for all of my childhood, as I saw every other strip in that comic gradually turn to shit both art and story-wise. *frantic, yet sincere, backpedalling*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# well I like the half-toning, that is attention to detail
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
#
You'll love my next one then ;)
assuming I'm not B& first
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# I thought they get upset at this kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Reader's Voice...
"What the...?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Lorks!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:19, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
Oops, sorry fella :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Ha. No worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# See below
Do I get happy ending?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Can i substitute a nice dessert instead of the blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Don't ask me.
I'm not the one dishing out the bjs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
:( *unsubscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# *resubscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Haha! Lucky you.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Oh, definitely
would.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] What a ugly behavior!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# i love how people still use the old pope
is google image search so shit or are you just recycling an old gif because that pissed off baby face is from like 1998. he is probably into justin bieber by now.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# That's a bit critical isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# If you love it, why are you complaining?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# you should come to Poland for a week or two...
this 'new Pope' idea still hasn't caught on :)
Karol (JP) is still the de facto pope, at least from a visual marketing/media presence perspective. Plus, if you hear 'the pope' in conversation, it's quite normal to hear people ask 'Which one? The new one?'
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# halp, im the pope
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Filling the Moguragunsou-shaped void there, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# CALL
me DAVE....
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# You are Ian Paisley, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Here he is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# The fabric of the Chelsea team


Click for bigger (74 kb)
(moistness, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Terry Towelling, duck butcher
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Personally
I think they should all be made out of bog roll.

Would be much more convinient...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Petre Hessian: Road to Nextville
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
Is this a the footballs joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# its a fabric joke
you have to follow fabric
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Guess the card message


OK I give up, answer here
Edit: real solution here
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# You're up on bricks, So I'll take you up the wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Why bother :P
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I may use that in my wifes card tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Well that's my Valentine's shag ruined.
The wife just asked what I was crying with laughter about...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I aim to please.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha, you old romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# There's a starry-winged fat bat in my heart of hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I love you because you're bats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Warmer
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I love you because you're bats in a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Colder
Kittens are much more at home in the microwaves!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Like a Bat out of Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# In my heart of hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Aids and rabies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# If I bite you
yes
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# 2 great tastes that go great together
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# batty halentines day
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# The Permutations of Jebediah Charringfoot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# racist blackface magician rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# he's a plush rabbit with a magician cape who has blacked himself up like those entertainers of old who are considered to be racist nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Oh I see
I do not see
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Where youre going, you wont need eyes to see!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# This scared the crap out of me when I stayed up to watch it on Channel4 years ago
I still have to play Dead Space with the lights on...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Its an ace film
Dead space 1 & 2 were alright, but the got so repetitive that i just didnt care or get even remotely scared.
Its usually quiet, then some 'false' scares, then you walk into a room and trigger a load of cheesy roaring monsters. I just used to run everwhere and trigger all the monsters because the scares were too predictable to endure.

Silent hill 4 is probably the creepiest vidjergame ive ever played
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean
I think the falseys were better than the "OMG the room is full of monsters and I have 1 ammo" moments lol
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I preferred Silent Hill 3, the audio could really be atmospheric and opressive
Nasty subtexts of cruelty, sadism and abuse.

FEAR has some nasty and creepy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# The ultimate superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Like burnt face man
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Got it....
I hate you so I have burnt your furbie.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Euphemism?
Surely she would have noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# FURBIES MUST DIE
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# You're hearts cannot harm me...
..my seams are like a shield of steel
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Batfink!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# hypnocreep

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# i tihnk its impressive how young uri geller
looks like david copperfield.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# haha, i can hear the hypnotoad sound :)
in other news



edit - balls, it looks more like hovering shit near a clock, is that a saying? i've been hover shitting near a clock? can any doctors confirm or deny there's a condition called hover shitting near a clock?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I guess it's possible if you swallow enough helium
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Could this be the origin of the phrase, "squeaky bum time"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# mudbutt
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# You are under my power....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Living up to your name there
wobbly bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Mesmerizing.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Your metronome looks a bit like Karl Malden. Must be the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# BUMNOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# I have made this asshole look less stuopid.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# you've given him a mensa makeover
well dundid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I don't know who this is,
but I'm guessing he's a bit of a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# DJ Maus
He hangs around with Epic Meal Time sometimes, which is a badge of honour, so I am told...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# His name is Terence spheres
Named so because he wears one on his head. He plays at weddings and funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# deadmau5
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Who you gonna... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahahahaha YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# is this in JESSt?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# that's a strange POST!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I'm tempted to make a catty remark.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# And his black and white beast of bodmin moor.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Didn't know you called it that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
Should be played by Rutger Hauer circa 1982
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Nice Kronosing
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
These regulatory bodies are getting out of control
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Meanwile, back at the Grammys....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
so much wrongness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# we aim to please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# As long as it's consensual, I don't see a problem here
plus, they both seem to benefit from this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
Heather Mills could do it standing on one leg
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Yay for crowds with signs!


click for bigger and updated
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# that is a thing of great beauty
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice Smug-Guy
So have a crowd wh signs and a smug post...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# check the bigger'n
for that.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
I just read this straight through as
"they both seem to benefit from this FISTING FULL THROTTLE"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# We all benefit from fisting full throttle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I don't see a problem here
So long as I benefit from it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Thbbbbbbb!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# It's good to floss
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Who tf is Paul McCartney?
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# he's Lady Gaga's tongue warmer
nice work if you can get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Not much between his ears.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# WHO DA FCK IZ LADEE GAGA?
AND Y SHOOD I CARE?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Rdli like that too.. Dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# You filthy filterer

I want you to stand in this corner and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah...3 hours of filtering.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I only hope you really put the whip on those Korean filter monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Shouldn't you be mixing chemicals or something?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# It's all superstrings for me this week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# THE EXPERIMENT WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# OZONE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
That picture needs this music to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# How long is a superstring?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# About as long as the crack in the superarse

fuckin' ASSMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# pics or fuck off
edit: yeah thought so...SHENANIGANS! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
Nun boots!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I don't think that kind of attire is very professional
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Well, given that her profession is probably softcore pornography modelling, I'd guess it's rather apt.
Plus, it looks like it was a hot day.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# She should really wear some flipflops then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# tsk.
flip flops, with heavy lifting, you'll bring health and safety down on us.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# You are INSANE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# No, she does hardcore too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# you just gave me a stiffy
i want more pictures of that lady
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Zeus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hi Sewerboy! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hi WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# White Bread?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Hovis all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Now I'm hungry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :0
also 'Sewerboy' Pfttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# also Vagboy pfft!
(sorry...i don't like Mondays)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# More real vectors :-)
Not heard of him, Just wiki'd him, recomend a track to listen to please.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# conference of birds
secret garden
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Greeeat, niiice.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# We have to save mofaha's knee!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# thumbheadknee
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# More like this please.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# My knee!
The fuck did you do to it?
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahaha... mad as a hatter...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Won't you come, to wash away the rain...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I fresh out of sponges..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# i hate it when she gets her frothy jowls on my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Especialy if she's been on the maltesers beforehand..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# ...dipped in melted peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I shall give that a go, I'v got a jar I bought to use for squirrel/rat bait..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# haha

cfb www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/dodd.gif
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Adele won the awards the other night, for being fat


Click for bigger (276 kb)
(colin-greenall, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# lets ignore the fact that she is the most talented uk singer around at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah
But shes still fat
(colin-greenall, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# so's your mum
but I still gave her loving
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Ooh, ok. I like this game.
Ooookay, ignoring... what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# wank furiously until orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# OK it's dry and itchy
Can I stop now?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# is there an ignore button for doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Lass can belt out a song though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtwZ07N1ic&ob=av2e
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# shite covering shite
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah, bet she really wishes she looked like this
c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/nicole8273487923.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# She's still got a bit of a paunch on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Just noticed that, the fat porker!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# she still has some boobs
just hanging in there too
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
OH HAI SKELTOR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# She looks
pregnant
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I'd still like to lube myself up with truffle oil
If you know what i mean.

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# She's fat by chart-topper standards
By English standards she's pretty much bullseye.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Haha this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# They are easily provoked, best not to spook them or get too near their nest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Haha
This will end in CHAOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Now for the 10th time Mr Grant
will you and all your little Caries please tell me where the exit is?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# caught in a paradox
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha, ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# It's rude to point!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# *imagines the cacophony*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Right over there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# \o/
all kinds of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# This is rather hypnotising
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# It looks like his hand is bouncing off the four sides...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
Chaos! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Woo
and may I say a bit of Valin there?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I'll definitely accept that as a compliment. Good old Valin he shall never be forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Roads...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Ok, so I just logged back in and my brain has just imploded!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Haha, you should have seen the animated twisty whirly version!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# That's why I bined it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# It makes me feel a bit like this


from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Lovely Rizzo :-) don't you read your comments!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10690376
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10690682
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
#

"Fanny the most?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# I thought the typo was fannier than correcting it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Where we're going we don't need roads.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Good shooting red two ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
also, reminds me of Wipeout
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I love Monkhouse ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKFEEEEEEEEEESCHE


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# The prizes weren't as good as bullseye though I always thought....
That flys faster than my computer....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Haha, that's better then the real film :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
WHAAAAAT?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Ladybirds........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I see your cake and raise you some shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# He'll regret it if he don't go back..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# On the plus side, no cones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Have to have choc ices instead ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# May the roads rise with you
Angles have a symmetry
Angles have a symmetry
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# So do circles in a roundabout way ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# You'd like driving while on acid ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# All roads lead to God's blue van.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I hope he's managed to get the MOT sorted this time..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# A Day After Valentine's Card


More @ www.piecomic.com
-
(dredgeups, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# His wallet is gone. Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow in the knee...




and I need to vacuum...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# See this is what happens when you spend too much time on your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Love your FP, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# KNEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I walked straight into Dan Aykroyd this afternoon outside Forbidden Planet in the West End
Worst was to follow. When I whipped out my camera and waved it above people's heads, it focused on some guy's autograph pen :(




Click for bigger (144 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# What are you complaining about? It's a beautif ul shot of that pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Aye, a work of beauty of a hand
I really must remember to change my settings for when random things like this happen, and i'm not on AP 2.8
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I walked into the Chest of Billy Connoly once... he grunted at me, I think he thought I was being a twat and did it on purpose...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# i walked into a bar once.
.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Were you the upbeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I think this captures the essence very nicely though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Actually I guess it does
Would have liked a clear shot of Dan though, I really had seconds to react, and after a boozy lunch with Riverghost; my wits weren't with me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# it's my candle day, but i'm too poor* to donate... ;)


*tight
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
I like my coffee like I like my women
Freeze dried and stored in a dark cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# on a similar vein....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
I treat my women the way I treat rolls of wallpaper.
I lay them flat and cover them in my paste ... shortly before hanging them.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Ouch!
and CANDLES!

Happy 3 years, 0 months and 0 days - b3ta got it right for once!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# it's an extreme day of celebration
three years on b3ta (intermittently)
three years since i took my new job oop north
six months to the day since i got married

and it was my daughters third birthday on saturday, and 3 months til my son is due to be born! name suggentions welcome
Angus is currently winning (must go with my surname 'Macqueen' - and Steve is not welcome.)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Angus would sound good
Brad would work too. He would sound uber-manly then.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# 20 years ago you might have said that about "Alexander"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# How about 'Mini'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# pff!
my daughter ended up as Matilda, but Mini was a big shout.

Queenie was a personal choice, vetoed by my missus. she has vetoed Kingsly this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# What about 'Imavinas' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Queenie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women
available outside Kentish Town tube station for £2
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# You see, Moke, this is why you need to donate
£2 is all rob can afford at the moment, thanks to tight sods like you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# haha!
i do feel rather like i've been caught with my hand in the cookie jar, boasting about my lack of icon, only to have das b3ta uberfuhrer comment!

suitably shamed and peer pressured, i concede defeat. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Woo! Happy Candles!
(10% cut please rob)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# ha
you know I didn't even notice that? Buy icons. Don't buy icons. I don't sit there worrying about who has or hasn't. ALthough obviously it's very handy to help pay those server bills.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# :)
in truth, im just vainglorious, and wanted a candle. plus i sold this commisoned painting today:


and as i run AFC Wimbledon's biggest messageboard, i appreciate the arse pain of costs.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
edit - bollocks, what am i doing wrong? but with the sideways v brackets, doesn't seem to work :(

modedit:: you missed off a "

thank you mod :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# LOL N00B
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
I like my cups of coffees like I like my women
Pretty hot when you first see them, fairly tasty when your tongue first touches their cup, but slowly getting cold and bitter the longer you needlessly drag things out, and eventually you realise you could have put all that money to better use
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# COVERED IN BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I like my women like I like my tea
milky with a string hanging out of the cup
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I like my women like I like my Indian curries.
Hot enough to give me the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
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And you really regret them the morning after ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I like my women like my coffee
Tall, skinny and black
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
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And that's a fact! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# and it's always better with a little cream sprayed on top
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Yay, Happy candles..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

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