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# meanwhile, in Mordor...

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# FENTOOOOOOOON
Strangely enough....
I was at the museum of science and industry Wednesday with my daughter in manchester...
And the woman who we asked for a map noticed my Indiana jones t shirt and told me to look for Fenton vs indiana jones on you tube... (which is very funny) and also gave me her email to tell her what I thought of it....
I don't think I will email her though.... She is ginger and don't want to build up her hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# pfft just found this
one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA24gzj96P8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
A ginger dog too! Same reason I won't email!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Gingerist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# And proud!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# This is one I did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9R8j3Nl-WU
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# That girl is called Fenton?
I'm not talking to you.... You pushed me off the front page!
harrumph
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# :( Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I'll forgive you.....
In three more years when I get another one! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# :D
It's all pretty random really you might get a run of front pages.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Not with my lack of skill and "sense" of humor.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Sense of humour is the most important element
I'm sure you've heard loads of jokes or humorous anecdotes - illustrating any of these using photoshop or paint or whatever can sometimes work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# i cant draw for toffee, never let it hold me back tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Absolutely. It's got nothing to do with "skills" just an ability to make people smile or laugh.
But saying that your drawings are great. When are you going to do more? The world needs to be offended!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Does the MOSI still exist?
I went in the Summer for the first time in ages. There used to be so much more stuff there. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah, it's still there but very baron.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Aww... I remember when they had loads of really cool gadgets on the top floor, like the Mini Cooper on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I know, when I went last it was heaving with really cool stuff...
Now it's so sparse and basic it's a crying shame.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Gutting, I used to love that place when it was full of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I went there last year, with work.
I had to get a nice lady to put an emergancy stop onto a flight sim because I needed to get the libyans I was escorting into their coach so that they could go meet the mayor before the police closed the roads.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Actually, I'm lying.
It was very late in 2010, sometime in december.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Aw man, that was just before I took 12 of them to the trafford centre, where they scattered.
Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Mm, they are known to do that in there. I hear they're more likely to stick around in the Arndale.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# THE FUCKERS KEPT MOANING TO GO TO THE TRAFFORD CENTRE SO THEY COULD DO SOME SHOPPING!
NONE OF THEM BOUGHT ANYTHING!

Rocking up unannounced to Pizza Hut with 22 of us (some later fucked off to a football match) was fun though, expecially because I'd only been in the job 3 weeks and my boss had given me £300 in cash to feed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Had it only been 3 weeks? Maybe it was November then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# unleash the dog of war!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Good old Fenton/Benton :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEYROY
JENKINS
(Neville Squamous, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
that still makes me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Ha! not heard that for a few years
Reminds me of better times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# haha - every dog
has his day.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I did an arts of a holiday snap.


(CFB - 200kb)
Original: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/commongreenshank.html
Artbase: bird
Genderswap: can't be told reliably in the field, although the females are slightly smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Very nicely drawn
I loikes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Ta!
Stayed up rather late to finish this off. Hopefully get to see one in the wild again tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Fabulous art skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Cheers!
Off to bed for me, I think. it's 2.00 am (we're 30 minutes and 20 years behind Sydney in Adelaide).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Top arts.
I wouldn't have had the patience to draw the bird again upside down. Fuck that shit.

Vampire bird FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I can just imagine it trying to bite your neck rather ineffectually.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# nice dog
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I've trained it to sit, walk and open molluscs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# That's right lovely that is
*bollocks he's gone to bed
I SAID IT'S RIGHT LOVELY THAT IS!

*click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# You've woken me up from my lie-in for that.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# very nice!
two birds for the price of one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm glad the water as moving as I didn't have to do the same level of detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# ACE!


or would you prefer the 'A Vagabond' version?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
Lovely work there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it rather suits her...

click for (arguably slightly NSFW) bigrifcation
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Lieutenant, what do those milk rifles fire?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I believe you are mistaken, Captain.
She is about to give birth to twin aliens.
While smoking! Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Gwapple me gwapenuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Egad!
You're absolutely right! Separated at birth (and let's face it, you really do never see them together...).
Thanks to Wuffle et al for 'Egad'.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# With or without the bag?
Also anyone know a half decent free video editor off the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# There used to be something called Virtual Dub
I have no idea if good or indeed still around - used it for all of an afternoon 2010.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Found it thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# not fussy (obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# someone get that woman
an ashtray.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# From Sigourney to Suttcliffe. Boner killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Coming soon on ITV: "Sutcliffe: Boner Killer"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# "It's a hard sell, but Sutcliffe rises to the challenge! It's long, it's hard, it's full of innuendo, it's Sutcliffe: Boner Killer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Shopped pictures only!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] have a Guy Sawkes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# *logs in, clicks, fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Took me ages to notice the beard!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# well hello there!
funnily enough I watched Avatar for the first time last week
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You have my sympathies.
Watching Avatar just made me wish they'd done Dune instead.

Still, it's harder to look like a smartarse in a bloody great desert than in a forest full of glowing plants.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
MuM
(herman:D, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bum Fluff Freeman
(THE REVTED, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Question is: who's bum did he fluff?
actually I don't wish to know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I heard it was yours
(THE REVTED, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# He was very stealthy then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# heheh...
he'll need his first shave soon, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Jarvis Cocker in ten years?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Right, pop-pickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# not half !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Things could have been different...

if he'd gone for a beard instead.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Heil Hipster!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# like, ja
man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Bloody Hippies!
I bet he starts with a poem about "sticking it to the man and his button down world heavy trip!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# heheh...
I think he looks a bit like Mark Heap's tortured artist character in 'Spaced'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# haha yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Wasn't he in the Fifth Element?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# oh, yes!
his CV's pretty varied, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Adaptable actor one minute, instigator of the holocaust the next.
The scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# yeah, but he's still a rubbish
painter, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Well, if that's where he keeps his paintbrush...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hipster Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# uber alles,
dude.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] brawny women in the work force
(notjackiechan I'm a Mime!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# She sure looks a hard beardie.
OK - to settle a discussion, what's a cooler injury: twatting both wrists in a quadbike crash or twatting one while beating a cockroach to death with a teatowel?


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# There you go, decision made!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I was siding with the latter.
Both have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The first doesn't sound cool at all it sounds horribly painful
while the teatowel is hilarious therefore cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# The first was indeed more painful
but did write me out PE for nearly two years for basketball and rugby. Mixed blessing.
However the cockroach was truly cunted in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I take it you're from America then?
We probably have cockroaches here but they are quite rare either that or very small - we do a nice range of woodlouse and house spiders though :D

EDIT: What am I talking about I should have read Rugby - Americans haven't a clue about that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# From Blighty, but now live in Australia for a while.
So many different species of cockroach here from tiny ones to feck off big red buggers.
On the subject of spiders, I've seen the three most likely to do you damage/kill you and had two of those in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# That would freak me out.
I assume you mean the Red Back, Funnel Web and not sure of the third? Not sure about funnel web either do they bite?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Funnelwebs are the only ones to really worry about.
They can mess you up pretty bad, but luckily you rarely see them. However, the first many people do see of them is when shaking the bedsheets out. Redbacks are usualy merely very painful unless you're allergic to them. White-tailed SPiders (the third one) are bloody painful (the pain can also last for a year) and sometimes an opportunistic infection can follow that results in serious necrosis around the wound. We've had Redbacks and White-taileds in the house and I saw a Sydney Funnelweb walking about in town on a very rainy night (it flushes them out of thir burrows).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I don't suffer with arachnophobia but that's probably because I live in the safety of Britain
and well away from the really nasty ones. Those three would probably freak me out though especially finding spiders in your bedding.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# The only time I did,
was when I was measuring out some medicine for Mk 2 Borisette and a White-tailed crawled up my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I smashed my wrist while quad biking in New Zealand
I've never come across a less symathetic A&E department. The hostel owner had to practically beg them to give me an x-ray
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I agree with this, the tea towel is the coolest...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# teatowel
hands down (or hand down, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# sexeh
beard tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Well we have had an awful lot of women with beards in this compo
I vote that the next compo evens the score with: Men with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Women with tits might get some more traffic
lots of closet ornithologists about
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
Strangely erotic. It's the Fanny Face Factor *FFF
(loci, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Grawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nice set here :D especially Robot Monster.
Also, does anyone know how that T-shirt compo panned out?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Not a clue.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# The Wild Man of Wongo.
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Was that freebase'd or Chewbacca'd first?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Because I have a small laptop
"pg dn" animates these three images walking left to right.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Robot Monster sighting!
Carry on as you were, it's just a very, very bad movie.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# It's a stone cold classic, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# the world needs
more gorillas in space helmets
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# yay !
i loves robot monster
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Haha - cool :)
(EricTViking, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha
a very rare sighting.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# hah
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
#
Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Did this one a while ago

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] it was a rough morning...
(notjackiechan I'm a Mime!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hello, notjackiechan.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
thank you very much. i love this board!
(notjackiechan I'm a Mime!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
#
o e
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# a fancy cigar holder ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# blimey!
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ye'll have those eyebrows off, if yer not careful.'




Baby Pea
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Nice nose twitch
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# good
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The original was filmed in Liverpool - Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Beards'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha!

also: you're alive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I am? My zombie status must have been revoked :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# haha marvellous! Love it.
and possibly the fastest FP ever?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Blimey that was fast
wooho - thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# I saw it on FB and got ready to FP it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# FP this!
EDIT Too late.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# haha excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# HAhaha
*pisses self*
Oh no not again!! Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Nice Hat Hats XLVII


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Aye
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Nothing under yours today?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# There is now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Get you!!!
Two FPs, well done missus!;)
I shall add my *click* to the plethora of other clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Cheers Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# that
is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQQ4URsZmI
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Not sure what is going on here
but the fact she has one arm disturbs be every time
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# And the blood! The terrible blood!!
Arrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Where
does she have an arm? Concur with the disturbing, also: What? and Why?
(bovine intervention, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No one truly knows the mind of Moggy
it's like something from The Ring (Japan: Ringu) I bet she dwells in a well too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ah, the Scouse pronunciation of the film title
Very clickable - so clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# very good, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Perfect!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# To the Batmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# \o/-Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
you raving mentalist!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# velly goooood!
(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# brilliant
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
#
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahah:D
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# NING B3TA - What are you all up to today?
Todays dark ladies are; Cybill Shepherd, Yoko Ono and Regina Spektor.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# and for todays comedy mashup...
Here are Matt Dillon, John Travolta and Tom Wisdom looking simply lovely...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Hellllo there, ladies!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Ning macroscian, where is everyone today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I am in bed
PAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# What's up?
EDIT: What's up You may be doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Just moving snow from one place to another and wishing for a coffee IV
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Snow?
From what land are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Sweden, land of IKEA, ABBA and blonds.
Sadly the nearest fair-haired neighbor is a guy and a bit on the big side.

Happily I see the snowing started again so I'll have something to do later.

EDIT I thought it was 'blondes' and 'neighbour', perhaps my spell-checker went US-engrish on me all of a sudden
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# It appears a man was found under a snow drift in his car
supposedly spent two months in there

sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=83&artikel=4972144 linky in swedish, I'm afraid.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# THREADRUSH!!!
...slow down guys
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I know, my F5 finger can't keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# You have FIVE F-fingers?!
I only have two, on my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I just picked up a monitor and am eating a bacon sandwich
with a nice cup of earl grey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I just had a waffle
Asda FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# AHAHA
IT IS A MYSTERY

IT COULD EVEN BE A MONITOR SPEAKER

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Soon?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:19, archived)
# ahahaha. so good!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# too soon. love it
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# I'll most likely die of testicular cancer tonight for submitting this.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# how could you die from that. balls are so easy to cut off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Oh God please!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Just turn the fuckover knob and Bob's your auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:32, archived)
# That cock rest might be a bit too big for me.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
# i saw aids, i saw cancer
i clicked like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHDqFcOfHk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:24, archived)
# Those are featured on female appliances.
Mostly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# How are you doing?
I saw your post and that looked pretty hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:08, archived)
# DIAGRAMMES!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# i think all corpses should be animated somehow when they are laid out
maybe just a small elevation every 2 minutes or so, to make it look as if the departed is going to sit up at any moment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:25, archived)
# The Floating Dead
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=DF9ALBEXg3Y
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:41, archived)
# That's fucking awesome! God I hope he's Canadian but unfortunately doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# good job!
What kind of boat do you have there?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# That's a John Deere right there.
Bitch don't float too good though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# i was talking about the boat you have under the tarp smart alec!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# Never mind that
what'dya think of my gee-tar playin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:46, archived)
# That's my morning workout music sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# my internet is fuckedtkt, js
good whitneydetahjape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# have you been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)
# on my tenth can
2 left, prob have 2 more
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:33, archived)
# i get sporadic paheses of connectivity, have to wait until monday until these wankfucks get their cunts out to fix this prob
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:34, archived)
# If you got internet problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but DNS ain't one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# well it still hurts to breathe and i wont be able to get medical attention until tomorrow but i had a steak and a couple of beers and hey wow internet so thats a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# pretty much that but on a deserted road in a national park
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# Just caught up with your posts.
Hope you're ok mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:41, archived)
# DEATH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# I jus' don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
# she died so i could live
Thanks whitney
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:43, archived)
# source pic for those interested :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:45, archived)
# CSM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Cock-Sucking Mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Cats Stay Moist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# There's some of that hipster scruff now.
*waves razor in threating manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] SEXY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVEv-A9EZ7M

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# eww fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Eyebrow up.
Do the sexy Matlock.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:22, archived)
# Ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)
# NO!
okay...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)
# It's a fine line between the sexy Matlock and the sexy pirate.
I hope Gronkpan pulls through. I can only defer to his experienced judgment.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:40, archived)
# i caNT WANK TO these
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:18, archived)
# hmm, i had no trouble
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# No wonder Katy Perry Divorced him
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Tada!
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Prick of Hermes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:04, archived)
# mudpud
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# poopdick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:22, archived)
# Flying ballless zombie dick!
I would suggest a fire attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Excellent! Not quite sure why though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 3:39, archived)
# As long as your happy, that's good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Headbanger 9000
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS EYES?
AND THE BACK OF HIS FUCKING HEAD? WHAT HELLISH PERVERSION IS THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# his eyes got fucked out from the back side
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# It reminds me of the youtube crazy woman that made that "Hungry Baby" animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# you remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# what babe?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# The Pig Babe.
You know.
"That'll do pig, that'll do" and all that bollocks.
The Sheep Pig.
Babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# oh right,
Cos I'm a pig. That's funny to you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# mu has gone crazy, i'd leave it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Om, now he's trying to tell on me!
So cute! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# you alright mate? bit worried here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Stamp stamp stamp those angry feet!
Those floral suit you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:22, archived)
# dude i'm english
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# And one day in school you will learn how to use punctuation!
Fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# i doubt they will mu, i think you appear to be pissing in the wind
you just need to chill mate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Again with the swearing! You stop that right now or you'll be sent straight to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
# this role play shit you are trying to do is weird, i dont know you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# That's right. You shouldn't be talking to strangers. It's dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# what? i just dont want you doing some role play stuff, taht is all,
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Don't wanna! Shan't!
Sulkychops needs a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# i might have to, we can return to this, you seem to have issues
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:44, archived)
#
Night Night Sleepy Head!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
# yeah, you 2 get a room
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# I don't think I like what you're implying Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:49, archived)
# all i mean is that it is getting late
and you two have been at it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# so maybe i'ts time to kiss and make up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# I see what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:07, archived)
# if that was franks coffee you would have made me lol , your shit, l8rs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# LOL FINAL WORD THEN RUN AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Silly dinos!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# i hear it's sinatra night. this one is my fave. x.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwCYBJe0o2M&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# And you speak. And have that strange "understanding" with sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)
# it is like he is posting on a forum, imagine that ,wow
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Oh but silly boy! He said himself that he's a pig. You know piggys. Oink oink.
If he's a pig that can type then he has some form of vocalisation, whether this extends into direct oral communication or not isn't the issue!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# who are you to judge me?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# probably drunk, leave it mate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# One day your daddy will let you have a shandy!
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:22, archived)
# are you from abroad mu? you dont seem to get this shit properly, could i assist you maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# No no no!
That goes in the toilet! And who taught you such horrid words? I'll inform your mother that you've been swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:28, archived)
# i dont do roleply
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# No! Shan't! Won't!
STAMP STAMP STAMP GO THE ANGRY FEET
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# why are you doing this mu, you got issues with me or are you just really fucking odd?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# WHY WHY WHY WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# I'm off i reckon,
Unless you want me to hang about in case this one gets violent. Don't want you getting hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# As if I'd hit a defenseless child.
What kind of monster do you think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# dunno man, i'm faily sure this is a mental, i might just back away myself
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Aw, little babykins scared of mean old Mu?
You waddle off and hide under Mummy's skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# when was you mean? or is that how you see yourself? mean is not seen as a good trait in character you know
re look at your life mu
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:32, archived)
# He thinks he can turn my words around on me!
You're the one backing away mongykins. Now, take a few deep breaths and calm yourself down. Your cheeks are going red ^ - ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# why are you picturing me, stop this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Oooh, almost running away now.
Poor boy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# that really was an honest question mu, i dunno if you are odd foriegn or just a nutjob, good luck to youmind
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:43, archived)
# No really! Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:44, archived)
# dunno that one but this lady is one of my fav youtubers
www.youtube.com/user/wendyvainity/videos
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah, you beat me to posting it.
I hope you mean "favourite" as in "favourite spastic shitcunt".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# haha she's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# good lord, ha ha!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2l-YC7UZ0U
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Not a woman, I was thinking of his nut job female equivalent.
The Hungry, Hungry Baby: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0pEBE_eYdU

The batshit woman that thinks her videos are great:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qllXwbrKgXc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SeY_JxHL4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWvZw1F6qMM

There are many more.

Basically, your animation up there is on par with this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
# ya that's her same woman
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# i knew this would happen if Max Headroom stayed in that crazey stripey box for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
# yet you said nothing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# of?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# you plod or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# no thanks, i just ate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:22, archived)
# this has a certain 'Church of the Subgenius' quality to it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# What, I don't even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Kind of a beard...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# hold on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# You be careful now.
You and I love Sinatra, but not everyone else round here does and it's not worth taking crazy risks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, but, have you seen this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyuRT64PLK
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# that is fantastic, big love for that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Hang on,
let me link /links to it. We don't want them missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# check this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ#t=1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Join this:
b3ta.com/calendar/event/24200
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# you two should make out on cam
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# hey dek, you having a hard time, talk to us man, you seem upset?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ#t=1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# yes
ta la

youtu.be/FsbJSugZPHU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or what dek?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ#t=1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# How do you like this then?
youtu.be/vVGXcjM9SOQ
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Hey guys, lets all look at how edgey Neptune is being!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Not a lot.
But maybe you should post this on /talk. I hear they really like Sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# We love a bit of Sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# sure shit we do
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# /links are getting into the spirit.
b3ta.com/links/750941
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# i think if people really loved the forum they would love it like we do, show some love people
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# I don't see why we can't have a vector of Sinatra drinking a cup of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# i cant belive you board cunts allow 400k comebacks, yeah we have broadbeans but they are mostly shit, like this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# i was going to post the bigger one, it looked much better
'bout 600k LOL!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# when i was a nazi i would never of let it lie
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# i'd post it in dayshift too, just to wind them cunts up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# all lols aint it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# 'tis all a bit of craic
i'm just happy to be online, my phonline is fucked and the cunts arent't coming out to fix it unitl monday

wankcunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# *plays ascending and descending keyboard notes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70ahsBeDOs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# This is top shelf!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:00, archived)
# great forum, it is nice when people do this stuff, it livens the place up
you are great poster
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# this links to something else
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# any boos 2nite?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# only 1 booze, i got 12 booz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# boos dun
on coffee

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# the sobering phazeeeeeee
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# slight buzz, need doobage
no creative juices on sight, bad juice

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# booze and caffine for me only
i'd love some hash or weed, just can't afford it y'know
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# been about a year for me, though I gots the itch
sweet, sweet juice

happy binaurals

youtu.be/FsbJSugZPHU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# FUK DIS
it dusnt conain ed e murphy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm... still prefer the Terry Wogan dubstep remix.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# YOU KNOW SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I know OF it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# OF what? you are a riddle
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Shit yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Feck off!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# You're on the wrong board.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# that is one narky sideburn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# All the hipsters are trying so hard for that look these days.
see tag line above
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# My continuing personal challenge to make people MPV's more interesting resulted today in an epic fail...
I give you the Ferrari Fiat Doblo...

(Testicles just for you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# race you
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Ford Galaxy DB9 turned out a bit better though...
(Testicles just for you, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Poor fecker
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER


Butt seriously, it's as tragic as it is amusing to see people waking up to the fact the game is rigged.

spotify:track:3ynUPc1qjXsrcMtPTdpY23 (East Coast/ West Coast Killas by Group Therapy)
youtu.be/FsbJSugZPHU
3:06 (1996, yes, I'm serious)
Everything is Fine





(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# i'd say kissenger fucks kids
i'm pretty sure osborne has had a few too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# kiss a ngiier
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)

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