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# Time marches on...



and young Rodney* is looking more like Grandad each day.

*For indeed it is he!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Awight Granddave?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
Yea, ah'm awight
(if the kids are united)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Dodders
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# SoupHerb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# He looks pleased with his decision to have brown sauce and not red....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Ace!
thats the beard I'm going for when I'm old.
next year... =(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ^ What she said!
Hello Mr DigestivesBiscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# ee-op wobbles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# 'ello!
/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# *grabs lurker net*
*realises that moths have eaten after it hasn't been used for so long*
damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# o my god r u fik r summink?
the hippocampus iz part ov da brian u div!

/Doogie Hause blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# It's the part that looks like
a pretty ickle seahorsie. Ahh...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# They should have called it the seahorse campus then, shouldn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# That would make it 'Hippocampuscampus',
which sounds a bit silly. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# What?!
Sea horses aren't hippos, you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# They are - they're Hippocampinae. Nowe ur forrin.
'Hippo' = horse
'Kampos' = sea monster
'Potamus' = river

'Hippopotamus' = River-horse
'Hippocampus' = Horsey-sea-monster
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# True stuff
That's SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I think I just made a FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# *SPANG!*
woo!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# will anyone remember it if it gets destroyed?
Spang
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# old joke is old
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I've stopped googling jokes
otherwise I'd never do anything :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Yesssssssssss
*rimshot*
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I just went to a meeting so interesting I drew these:


Click for bigger if you're as bored as I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# The bottom one reminds me of the langoliers.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Oh GOD
that was bad. Good idea though. Actually - i kinda liked it. Mostly because it was memorable for being bad.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# It is soooo bad a film
that it is in fact one of the greatest bad films ever...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Well it's not.
It's Death Birds.

So pthphphptthp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# FINE THEN.
I didn't want it to be stinking LANGLOLIERS anyway.

*runs crying*
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ^ Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# ¦P
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# ^ NICE!
I quite often find myself doing that.

How-U-Hanging Vag?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Like a fuckin donkey, pal.
Like a fuckin donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# This thread is now about sketchy Hitlers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# The three stages of Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Evil, Sad, and Comedy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Not so much sad as "disappointed"
My favourite type of Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# which is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# cum get some!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# That's an Australian word
It refers either to large cloth bags or a brass instrument
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Yes dear...of course dear...yes dear
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Love the nod
Needs more CDC in that foot though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# But you can't see his nob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# thats why it needs more CDC in that foot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# AAAAM AAAAM
AM AM AM
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# splendid!
And it's tenuously reminded me of this rather less explicable one from ye olde days:
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha, give it a rest, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, .......... fack orf cockney tranny
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# It looks like a fucking tube of toothpaste that's been squeezed all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I think it looks like a drink container.
Some kind of milk-based strawberry flavoured shite.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Yop yup
img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/7/7/0/2/770228.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I like the way it says BRIT on it, just in case the winners get confused.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I just don't understand why it's got a Dutch flag wrapped around it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# that's adele
she always looks like that
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Nope, no idea
I think I'm finally out of touch with pop music!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I think it's Ace of Base
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ah, proper music
with a nice tune and you can hear the words and everything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Well, she's slightly plump, rather than a stick insect
so, therefore it must be OMG FATTY BUM BUM ADELE THE LARDASS!!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# yeh... the fat jokes are pretty weak
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Like I'm going to recognise her from her face
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# You know she's Welsh, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Welsh rabbit
from "got me beer in the sideboard ere" Tottingham

(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
#
Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it? Whether she's naked under that overcoat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# WIIAOFAHIYP?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Based on Smallbrainfield's suggestion: "A non-sexualised situation featuring a normal dog, a normal woman and a normal man"
Totally NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# and why does that dog not have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# that dog, look at it, it's ready to leghump the fuck out of something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# <s>/</s> Why does that dog have four pointed tits and no legs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ^ Points - Laughs
They are not tits, it's just that someone has removed its feet with a large pencil sharpener!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I love you, man
AHAHAHA

but not in a finger cutting way

*cuts finger*

oh, too late :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha
can't believe you didn't do Maria
you've not only let your self down you've let us all down
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Nice
A click for the cfb lols
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# cfb :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I THINK I FEEL A SONG COMING ON
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# The new ephemism for impending canine rape
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I wonder what the song is?
This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# -.-
O.O
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I like it
I'm not quick enough on the escape key to cry sick filth though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Aww
I was really hoping you'd do my adult Dexter & Dee Dee pic.

I reckon youre doing tame / reserved pics so youre not typecast as 'that squirrels with tits guy' on here :-)

EDIT - whoa! What's that i see on the CFB? Way too fast to make out properly, but it looks like some sort of monster raping a woman
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# A bit late for that, I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Nice to see you removed the ballgag from the dog's mouth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE YOU JOLLYJACK
I want to see the rude image, but im not quick enough on the escape key, nor am i versed enough in GIF making technology to know how to view the frames.

DAMN YOU FOR EXPLOITING OUR LOVE OF FILTH.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Me again
toxicdump.org/labs/frameviewer/viewer.php
Paste the image URL in here. You can view the frames without any fiddly software installing.

You may be a yifftastic pervert, but i fucking love you, JJ :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# erm... that link just sent me to imlive.com with some ropey tart doing a show
Thanks, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Really...?
Works for me. I just searched for 'online GIF frame viewer'

This better?
i.imgur.com/vZhsh.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# yeh... not sure why
Just tried it again, no pop-up this time.

Also, nice one jj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Macs can view GIF's individual frames right from the off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# But theyre Macs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# *pushes glasses back up bridge of nose, sips White Russian and blogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Erk
What, white russians are what Mac people drink?!? Its my favourite cocktail...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I imagine Windows or Linux fanboys drink them too. And yes, I drink White Russian too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I guess it's why I do a lot of things other than draw foxes with tits.
That, and I'd probably kill myself and others of boredom if that's all I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Looks like the devil, making sweet beautiful love to the woman
but I don't know where the dog has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# maybe the dog IS the monster?
Inter-species intercourse IS JJ's thing, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# It's not my "thing", really.
It's just how I pay the bills :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# He is him.
This is JollyJack.
Heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Flash Git!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# but look at those ankles!
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# That's disgusting that,
You should be ashamed you're able to even think of filth like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I've been looking at this....
....for 20 minutes now. There's so much tension and so many things left unsaid. It's like Remains of the fucking Day all over again.

Also: Woo!
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# What the fuck did I just see?
Gotta stay off the chocolate milk again. They must be putting something in it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ??
@_@
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# So are you going to post a photo?
The dog's name is Maria. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# *knock*
なんでやねん XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Oh well, I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# It's not a dog,
It's a badly drawn rabbit nun zombie (on a leash for added kinkiness)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# She is not there.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Heres a challenge
Draw what you think everyone here thinks you like, and not mangastyles.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# no problem
I don't hope beautiful art.
I just always bored. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Well it'll show you have a sense of humor.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ^^ yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# My guess is hit!
予想通り。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
地獄のクソ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# where's me bouncy tit castle then?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Off camera.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# YES!
This meets all criteria entirely satisfactorily.

Edit: 0_o just clicked for big...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Rape, murder and bestiality
why?

Fucking hell man, stop it, you sick twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Holy Cackpants Batman
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# brilliant browns, daz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Some day
I will create a brown we can all be proud off.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# and it'll be too brown! too brown!
game over man, game over.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Flounces
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# But can brown ever be described as dangerous?
(looks down)



...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Holy underwear !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Holy IBS, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Everyone who knows what IBS stands for
probably wishes they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I do, and I don't. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# "ioyal"??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Imminent Burning Sphincter?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# This is true :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I'll Be Shitting
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Use the Bat-bismuth pills in your utility belt, Robin
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# holy brown shorts batman
anyone else seen this on facefuck
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=299030450152108&set=a.212513605470460.63374.152467591475062&type=3
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Yes
Love the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# God loves arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# THE HAND OF BOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# haha there IS someone up there and he is goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# never seen that before, the internet never fails to amaze me.
I think there must be periodical en masse releases of noobs onto the internet every now and then so that old shite can be treated as fresh new awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# god loves everyone
even those who bend over and stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I only really saw Paul's comment amongst those, because of the sheer amount of stupidity present in the rest.
I mean, COME ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I think it was one of the first ever jpgs
I find it incredible how many people are so omg about it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I wonder how long before my goatse link is removed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I was thinkng B3ta never removed a Goatse link?
Then I went back to facebook. I LOL's.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hoo hoo hoo, you deviant. :D
That's gonna scare the god-botherers shitless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# it's just intelligent cloud formation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Shaped like a bloke stretching his ringpiece wide open, yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# and it's been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# they started it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Mm, still though, such a cloud structure is impossible.
Even if it was, it's funny how it wasn't mentioned anywhere else, like the papers or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
I believe it was reported by a media website a while back, questioning whether it was real. Even then, it was already old as the old, old hills.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hah! What media website, Sky News? They'll believe any old crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# can't remember
But here's the origin, from the goatse wiki page
Following Hurricane Charley  in August 2004, a photograph purporting to show "the hands of God" in the cloud formations in the aftermath of the disaster circulated via email. The image was eventually proven to be a parody, the clouds having been photo-manipulated to include hands, as in the hello.jpg image.

Edit: actually predated 2004, but made more famous by it claiming to be in afternath of the hurricane
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Pfft...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
DIGESTION!

EXCRETION!

IN THE KACKPANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# is that Carol Decker or a cenobite?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# To all the suits out there
(MistahG, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# It's all penis fingers today!
National Penis Fingers Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# needs more jiz catcher
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# This is possibly the nicest thing I have seen today.

* Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# That's rather disturbing.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hello!

How are you doing, sir? Haven't seen you around here in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# this
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Ah, angry fat girl
standing next to tedious fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Oh, and leave the black man out, eh? Racist. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# George Michael is black now?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Why shouldn't George Michael be black, eh?
Too honky for you, Malcom bleedin X?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Fo' shizzle ma' wizzle
now get yo' cracker ass out there an' make me some motherfuckin' cash

geez, yo' ass is wunnerful
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Wait... that's George Michael? o_o He looks black on this GIF!
Oh great, now I look like a twat... well I did before, but still.

Oh and yes, James Corden is an insufferable unfunny fuckstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# He is like the mirror image of Jacko
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# do you mean George Michael who is stood behind James Corden?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Feckin' Greeks!
They invented gayness!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# No - you're thinking of "destabilisation of the entire Eurozone"
which, while spelt similarly, is pronounced with a slightly harder "K".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# wagging cdc is wagging
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# sturdy lady has wobbly middle finger
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Still bored...
(colinr, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# shoshadgesh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# yay, classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Nicely
I recognise that beard www.b3ta.com/board/10697054 :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# It appears to have had a hair cut though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# pfft
... Then strangled her and left her in a lay-by, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# in angry face (Japanese study)

www.b3ta.com/board/10699218
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Boke?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah.
Boke = shit, stupid, idiot, like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Your pictures are really boke
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
#
the aesthetic quality of the blur, in out-of-focus areas of an image
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I wish they were out of focus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I thought that was baka?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# It means vomit or puke
over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, for fuck's sake
FUCK OFF BACK TO DEVIANTART
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Pre-fucking-cisely
Do you really think that anyone here gives the slightest fuck what your imaginary characters think?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# you forgot "fucking boring manga"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah, I did
I imagine there'll be other times to mention that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# "Do not Kitan here, blur!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Screw it, I'm having that
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Cup accompanies sky links on his journey to find trip tick on, leaving only blur
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Okay, I'm listening
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Oh no not Blur...
Only one more annoying than him was Wheelie (although Warpath was pretty close)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# stop the fucking soap opera
just draw pictures and shut up, people like pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10699351
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# What he's trying to say is that some art is okay,
but funny is what we really like on this site. It can be artistic and funny of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Oh nice XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# So you're going to do a funny one next time?
This would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# If I am health. I'll.
Honestly, I am not health now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# is kocchi kunna boke
The translation? i'm rissing so much i think i've followed through.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# It means something like
"Don't come near me, idiot"

As if anyone gave a rat's ass
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# i certainly dont
And i know it was just a quotation, but you saying such a phrase to me still hurt a little
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# It's ok, you can stand a little closer if you want
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Anger leads to hate. hate leads to the dark side.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Prescott?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# No, it's the way I'mstanding
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# The opening titles to the Japanese version of Grange Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I think so..
"Just Say Woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
Woo yay yiff yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# kocchi kunna boke
It means "no worries, for the rest of your days"
It's our weird as fuck
Philosophy
kocchi kunna boke
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# just seen this somewhere
uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *points*
It's just there :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Was it...
here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting bikers... Huh huh huh huh huh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Superb :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Well I like it.
What does "kocchi kunna boke" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# it means pay attention to me, my life is more important than all of yours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# "Love that Joker!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10699380
Like that : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ah, ok.
I find you very entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# *blinks*
mindpissed by Moggy...I am slow today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10699380
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I like it, I don't understand it but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I never read these articles
I just read the flounce notices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# when did b3ta get so unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Dave. *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Nice face.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# only ceiling cats can see Angular is German
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# racistLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha...


and in other news: the results are in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Hitler baby likes this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# brilliant
just brilliant hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# ow! broken arms and ankles is broked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# That is some serious interpretive dance
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done. Worthy of FP.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Wish time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Serves him right the bloody dick head!
bloody dick head spunky dick finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# haha cockhandedness :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
fuckin'ell fire and boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# This is B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# ^ ^
This. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Oh come on!
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Weak bladders draining through abnormally fingery organs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I for one would like to see penis fingers on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# KZORT!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha, that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Yes, this DID make me twiddle my fingers whilst making PSSSSSSHHHH noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# 'I like this'
Also, the giant galloping cockbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# To Banbury Cross!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# What, Jeremy Cla- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Delivering dick in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# There has to be a spunky follow-up to this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# oh my !
spunking digits
hehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# If your spunk is that colour you should see a doctor.
I happen to be a doctor and charge very reasonable rates.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# what about tommy dick fingers? found him in a wheelie bin, two snooker balls for eyes!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
best picture ever
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha, dick digits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# No reason


Click for bigger (452 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# No reason is usually the best reason
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I like this and I like that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# whoah! NSFW :P
(Not Stopping me From Wanking)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Does anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# did I ever tell you my thoughts on cheese?
The worse it looks and smells; the better the texture and taste.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# FUCKIN' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# YEEEHAAAWWWWWW PARDNER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Just when he thought that after the Antarctic nightmare things were finally looking up, R. J. Macready's vacation plans go horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# That would be fucking awesome: RJ Macready VS The Land Sharks of Manhattan.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Ka-blams!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# This thread contains 100% of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I hope this doesn't kill that ratio
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I HAVE SEEN ARMAGEDDON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# #QuicktimeJesusslaysflyinggayhippofromhellwithtits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# this is everything that rawks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha, thanks man. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Fun times....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I like your non reasoning :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I'm imagining this animated over a metal version of the nyan cat music.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IbGVWDO0YU
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking YAY!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow day today...
(colinr, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# KILL IIIIIIIIT!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Audrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# who he and why his he updise down ?
nice beard
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# R2Davros2

lolz star trek
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# LOL Stargate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Worst three point turn ever
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Give him time
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# that Kenny Baker's let himself go
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# What C3PO sees, as he looks over his shoulder during a particularly sexy moment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# haha loopy
(Zoidaroid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# 2DrWho2
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# breasts bouncy castle!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ^ or this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# beef ones
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# cow with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# nearly quarter past one
should be one along any minute now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# BEef jerky?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# bud dum
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# LittleMaria: How are you Jack? I'm fine! : )

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# What cunt suggested this shit?
Oh hold on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# arf
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# LittleMaria: Hello. ;D
*waving*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# LittleMediocre: Hiya!

*skullfucking*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
Don't upset Dave ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# tenuous pea
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# LittleMaria: Like a Santa. :D
Ho ho ho!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hekim: Draw your beard for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Once a week on a Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It's not regulation.
There's no visible line at the tip.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# These ending credits are getting longer and longer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Harf!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# See the loveli lakes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# a leopard casually gnawing on maurice gibb
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Your version of Maria
the Metropolis robot
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# ^ ^ this,
that and that.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I think he don't accept it.
If it accept, I'll upload Mermaid & me REAL photo.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# But for all we know, it could just be your hand again.
Unless you are JUST a hand, like Thing in The Addams Family.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It is not only hand. : )
He don't accept XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ooooh, is it your arm too? D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# and Real face.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# A drawn-on face on your finger. Yes, we've seen that before. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Anyway, He don't accept. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# We'll have to wait and see. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Blimey
there's cards on the table JJ
You could get to see the face of your future wife!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Your sig "how do you say "restraining order" in Japanese?"
I'll answer it.
This is 「こっち来んな、ボケ！！」
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha random
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
wife captor
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# We'll see a pic of JollyJacks
handcuffed hand with smiley faces drawn on the fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Then we pan round to see a messy apartment somewhere in Japan
with 'NEVER FORGIVE' scrawled all over the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Or, alternatively, don't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# An intrigued aardvark
in a compromising situation with a squirrel and a platypus
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Uncle Pennybags, gagged and bound, being paraded through the streets by a baying, pitchfork-holding mob
on the way to his public execution as a symbol of the imminent fall of the Capitalist West
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting Joseph Goebbels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Something like this, but not Bruce Campbell and Robo-Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^ Very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# The public school locust soggy biscuit world championships through a stained glass window in Tblisi.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Well, obviously the rest I understand, but
why Tblisi?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# the line
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I've just bought a Spring Drum
Draw one of those being played by a praying mantis
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# a dragon with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# a blank
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# A policeman and a social worker, bursting through the front door
only to witness a naked Arthur Scargill in the middle of sex with a miner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Dexter from Dexter's lab
In his mid 30s.

Draw Dee Dee too, if you like. She can still be wearing that tiny ballerina outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# We all know perfectly well that when he was older, Dexter moved to Miami....
....and started murdering people....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Ahh, I loved that show as a kid.
Hey, why did Dexter have a Russian accent, anyway? Adopted, or was he born for the sole purpose of MAKING SCIENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I never saw it as a russian accent
Just a speech impediment / accent.
Remember that ace episode where he, the irish stereotype, and the italian stereotype were being bullied for their accents? Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, and then the bully ends up jawing himself on the statue made of fists.
Good times. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I loved the bit when they all were listening to that record and trying to properly pronounce
"the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain"

I tried to find it on youchoob, but anything cartoon network is always riddled with those absymal 'youtube poop' waste videos.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Omelette du fromage... omelette du fromage...
I loved Cartoon Network back in the day; it's just full of crap shows trying to be anime, with all the good stuff like Ed, Edd n Eddy pushed to, like, 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# A perplexed-looking anthropomorphic bollard
who has yet to learn how to hold an umbrella for maximum benefit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Sheep with tits welcoming the spring from a great height
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Horse soup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# If you do this, I will post a picture of my face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# D'Artagnan and the threes-up musketeers
In a last ditch attempt to gain acceptance, D'Artagnan has consented to taking the other three at once, Porthos is really going hell for leather in his mouth, pounding away like a jack hammer and rupturing one of D'Artagnan's tonsils causing blood to spray this way and that. Athos and Aramis are round the back, Athos has already got his helmet in but is tussling with Aramis who, despite his long, snake-like cock, is struggling to gain purchase.
Cardinal Richelieu watches on tugging desperately at his drink-addled floppy shaft and stabbing his crucifix into his bellend as he's desperately tries to feel something, anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hasnt he already done this?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# dammit, I knew it seemed familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# bindun
:D
Edit: dammit! pissed on again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# A non-sexualised situation featuring a normal dog, a normal woman and a normal man
walking through a park, possibly discussing house insurance quotations as they go. The dog sniffs trees, but does not urinate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Trees with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# You filthy, filthy man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# *loses lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# you're sick
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Max Weber, just back from the bookies and settling down to watch deal or no deal while his wife is at work
At the local pork factory. Just then, the sound of breaking glass awakes him from his reverie and he rushes to the kitchen to find Karl Marx on the worktop, naked and oiled and fucking a can of tuna. Weber immediately ejaculates, but remains hard and grabs Marx's ankles. Starlted, Marx slices his scrotum with the tuna can, before Weber roughly fucks Marx from the front, the blood and brine providing the perfect lubricant. In their later years, both men would become leading lights of the ring-pulls on food-cans movement.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# entertaining and educational
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Chris Evans sobbing disconsolately into his Weetabix
upon realising that he no longer has the money to pay for people to laugh at him on his TV and radio shows
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# so we're back to this, then?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# yeah, started up again a week or so ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Draw a dragon slamming his balls in a car door whilst screaming out the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins backwards in French.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# How about drawing our attention to...
some squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# A squirrel's dick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# a daily threadwaste
you back doing this shit, J?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# a city stockbroker inexplicably in a mystical kingdom of knights, faeries and hot chicks with swords.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Two pints of Brit please
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# oh arrrr
zat be real ale, a'right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# snoodbeard!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Even with the filename I don't know who he is :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Me neither
just saw the pic and thought he looked like he was pulling pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# He's making it much harder for himself holding those pumps so low down
does he understand nothing about levers?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I'm unsure how to feel about Adele.
I liked "Somebody Like You", though thought it was the siren song of every psychotic stalker ex, but I don't know much else about her.

Should I absolutely hate her and wish her dead, or quite like her?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I quite like being almost completely unaware of her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I like her, she seems really down to earth
but I don't like her music
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of her style of music
but she is probably one of the best female vocalists in the UK right. Also she doesn't have a brand or an image, she just sings songs well which is quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7450697
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I don't know any of her music
but she seems a bit whiney as a person
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# The best way to deal with Adele
is to put on Turning Tables and then attempt to cook an elaborate meal. Things will start to go wrong and at this point, try saying some cliches like "Yes the asparagus soufflé was a risk, but at this stage you've got to pull out all the stops." Run around frantically, making sweaty frowny faces and just manage to pull the whole thing together in the end.

Then let a fat cockney and a aussie twat taste your offerings and declare you either the next Paul Bocuse or Ronald MacDonald.

(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I once had a fat cockney taste what I offered her
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Battered sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# My eel was well and truly jellied, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'll have a pint of boiling piss please

And in other news... not long now

Go on, have a go, if you think you're hard enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Have a sheeren related pea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# What! What?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I say!
how spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Sent from my iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Via Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Whilst bumming a poet.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# And acting overly smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAA!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# With a hey, and a ho
and a zbing, zbang, zbillip!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Never pooh-pooh a pooh-pooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# What kind of face angle matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# :(
I didn't think it was all that bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Just pulling your leg and all, ninj
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Phew!
Ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Its ok, His nose is supposed to look look that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# you know they say that symmetry can make one more sexy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# my, what a saggy clitoris she has.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# That made me laugh
and spluff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# haha :D
fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# dont let your fear lead to regret
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# GACK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ^ Would
* scrolls down a bit further...

WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# MEATY COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Aslo this ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# What! Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# The greatest victory since
the Winchester flower-arranging team beat Harrow by twelve sore bottoms to one!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# haha..99% more smug than smugbastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Tally Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

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