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# newsletter on time baby - I rock at time management
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue521/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
And I'd just posted my subject line suggestion about the design being influenced by Stella...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# in of the
getting
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# too much time on my hands


From Wildyles' Scorsese Kit
b3ta.com/board/10725339
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# and let sleeping dogs lie
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# What manner of beast is No. 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# geriatric wolfman
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha fan bloody tastic, can I use these shots?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# yes, please do
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Cor, thanks Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# 1:15 into the wipeout video the smoke trail passes through the wall and floor
shoddy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] '5 minutes bloody work' as my art teacher used to say...
(Darth Tim, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# it's
only a matter of time :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# hello Dave?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I think "Dave" = "David Cameron"
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Search for 'Papa Lazarou'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYZLOh7rxQ
He couldn't find Dave either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# "Dave" is a TV channel in the UK
It mostly shows old editions of comedy shows like QI, Have I Got News for You, Watch Us Sniff Our Panties and Mock the Week.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Did Art just return to Royston Vasey?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I think wonder that he didn't die. of course I still.

(no related)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
I think wonder that he didn't die. of course I still. Weetabix eyebrows bloke, 4 eva in r harts.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I think the translator's broken.
Gimme 5 minutes to fix it... No wait. Gimme 10.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Don't be kidding.
You didn't such kidding in dA. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Its eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# A lot of phone boxes
don't have phones in them anymore. Just the sad smell of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# which is far worse than the cheerful smell of "minging lemon piss" that you get after a visit to mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Fuck me
I think we've found the funniest SA strip ever

I'm actually trying to hold my split sides together as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Denzien has too high pitched voice
POTS has limited bandwidth and is unable to transmit denzien speak.

result: Likely to involve hilarious consequences over a series of mishaps.

with tits


Clearly, this is scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Further proof that Art is losing his mind.
Not only was he grooming his pet cat for sex, but now he's having imaginary phone conversations with a stray playing piece from the collection of board games in his cellar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# THE CELLAR!
WITH PROFESSOR PLUM
USING THE CROWBAR

a bar made from finest crow.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# oh my! AND HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# He's been sniffing the stuff that leaks out of the fridge again
Why else did he open a private petting zoo that includes a squirrel, a penguin and small midgets?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's those small midgets you have to look out for
as opposed to those large midgets whose gargantuan voluminousness defies standard displacement catagorisation and measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# All Art needs is a barrage of Lemurs.
Jack should totally add a bunch of lemurs. It's be cooool
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# a barrage or bunch?
How about a barge full of lemurs

on some incomprehensible and risky voyage to some far flung land that is some place that one shouldn't go a great distance in a barge to get to but a barge is all they had for this purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# There are actually a couple of Lemur characters that have been waiting to show up in SA for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I hope they vigorously turn up in a barge
and just barge in with their mighty barge

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# There will be no barge.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ultimate sadness.
walks slowly off into sunset, on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I demand a Denizens cartoon strip - superb.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
#

Also: I'm looking for a theme or genre for a pin-up featuring this character. Any suggestions?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Blow this up to like 6 metres wide
put it on display at an art gallery
remove all the text first

and then watch twats comment on how deep it is and then value it at $350,000

Go for it man, trust me, this I'll work, and you can trust me because I'm some guy on the internet you never met.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# This one goes out to Theoban
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# SBBP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Sex Boss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 1.chloe phones the pizza company
2."Ooooh boy, the pizza delivery boy"
3."I'm here to check your..."
4. mutates into tentacle monster
5. ???
6. Profit

About damn time you dusted her off. She must be starving.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
if you've got the time
be kind and write a line
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Stella McCartney designed this so it should be the best EVER.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Budget? I couldn't even lift it!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I've got the time
plus better rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Uncle Fester attempting and failing suicide via electric shocks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# WE'RE WANKING IN PUBLIC TO STOP KONY...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Meth's one hell of a drug
I mean breakdowns are one hell of a reputation killer.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# RE: your unsubscribe request
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# CALL ME FISHMEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Issue 521
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# It's not a letter and there is no news in it!
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# With new Page 3 NSFW section
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Not just one letter, it's lots of letters. And I think you'll find the way we've arranged them is quite special.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# NHS increased cuts; circumcision patients reap the rewards
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# links n'stuff off the internet n'shit
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Vote NO! to prevent hot weekly newsletters being charged VAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# we are charged vat
which you could make all sorts of arguments about whether that's right or fair but those sponsored links? We're legally obligated to charge VAT on them and it all trundles off to HMRC 4 times a year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I thought you got paid in cats for those?
How many cats do you have to send off to HMRC each year?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# 20% of the cat
I send the HMRC 52 severed cat heads per year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# John Bercow is making a throne of skulls
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# THRONE OF SKULLS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkYxmMj-Oo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# That glows eerily when you drive at it with your headlights on at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# bucking the fudget
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Against gay marriage if we have to get up early and attend the ceremony.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha, Whoops, read what my friend just said -
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# spend the next 20mins with the Mrs asking you "And that's funny because?"
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# My missus usually reads it before me these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Rolf Harris memorial edition
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# MPs tout green alternative to Sizewell C, but strong public opposition to proposed pensioner treadmill
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# theresa may: white lightning snatcher
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Fucking hell, did anyone else hear her being interviewed on Radio 4 this morn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Only three weeks left until newsletter 524!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# On the week that Thatcher dies
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# This week, your Newsletter design is also heavily influenced by Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] norchs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Really?
I can't see her in them to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# nobody's really looking at her feet anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I love socks, but I was thinking the other day, they have to be the least sexy item of clothing in existence
I mean, if someone is naked except for their socks, they might as well just be fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# guys have other uses for socks when naked
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Stitched together into some kind of lightweight toolbelt for doing DIY on hot days, I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# toolbelt lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I heard 'sex'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, whoops!
One of my friends just posted this...
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Your friend wasn't the only one to make a mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Oops...
is this one for Talk? Apologies if I've bumbled.
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# bee off with you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# This board's generally for creative stuff you've done yourself
You can't post images on /talk, so that'd be no good either. Probably the best place for something like this would be as a "by the way" reply to another thread

Don't worry too much though. We all love a good board nazi thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Thanks for the help
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# You're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# *unlikes*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Biggest mistake there
is listening to Skrillex at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Think you're right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# very much this
it's like someone jack hammering your ear.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Skrillex.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
#
wrong right
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# RDIL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# QUICK TELL THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Putting the fun into funeral
er I mean...

this is text! pitchforks and shit at dawn! arr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Your friend is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# kick it, kick it, KICK IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
for god's sake can someone move that bucket a little closer!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha, gladly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Bryan Adams memorial bench?
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
Always hear it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I can't believe he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# BRYN AKKAMS
4 EVA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Oof! Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Leave the poor old dear alone...
Woo etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:08, archived)
# But what if
Neil Kinnock had been PM during The Falklands crisis? We would all have been speaking Spanish by now. God he was useless!
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Really?
Pathetic. We will never see the likes of her again.
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 3:59, archived)
# notLOL
Funny how it is OK to take the piss out of elderly people, those suffering from dementia, when little wankers think it is safe.

Funny how the wankers who complain about bigotry the loudest, are the most bigoted themselves.
(chemdog, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Who complained about Bigotry?
calm down dear. Your contribution to the board is commendable!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# nifty
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# ethnic minority lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Do you start work at 9?
if so, then you need to get a ...
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Only if you're Irish, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I would but
I have a chip on my shoulder about getting out of bed early ...wahey!..*collects coat
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# That joke was half-baked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I fried too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Please, no more pun mash ups.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I fear we'll have a crock, monsiuer
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# That was rather par boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# He's getting his jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# looks like we`re saute`d for puns here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Au gratin mess, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# we`re frittering away now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I'm sure we could wedge another one in somewhere
Edit: Sorry egg cunt, beat you to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Do stop waffling
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# i got a few puns to get rid of, frite to a good home
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Nice one, spuddy. Gotta chip - see ya tater!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# erm... croque monsiuer is cheese and ham on toast
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# oh yeah .. shit
was thinkin of croquettes
*deletes thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# ...big tattie clock
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Po-tay-toe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*awaits image*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Horloge de terre
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Does it work to Irish Standard Time?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# mmm does it have a minty centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# That idea interests me more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# mmmmm
Stuffed with Roast lamb and mint sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Good old Roger McGough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry]



Previously Older Model



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yay!
Avoid a consumerist lifestyle by claiming to be spiritual but not religious!

Mother the curtains are talking to me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# haha..that's it!!!.....do the kids first...and the wife...you might feel better already :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# All the Apollo astronauts and have one!
EDIT: And like that, *poof*, it was gone..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# 'Latest Thing'
also ninja auto corrects!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# ninja fix (i saw that)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Thanks Susan!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
"No, not you, the other chap" made me laugh in a most curious manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
Reminds me of this - www.fat-pie.com/latestmodel.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# haha "Mother the curtains are talking to me again." superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Who? Me???
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# This actually happened
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Excellent! I approve of this highly
My ancient pea says more or less the same thing but with a 95% saving of space :D

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:39, archived)
# only just noticed this
and it is a thing of wonder :D
who me? no, not you, the other chap. brilliant!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Some great lines in there.
Also good spread of Merkin and Limey, "buster and chap"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Heh, I have that toaster
and a very good toaster it is too. Totally worth all the knobs and dials.
(Ariaxen, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# full of win :D
(Roxon, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# you spelled 'Shiny' wrong.
lol
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
#


Click for bigger (287 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Heh,
he looks a bit ill in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# It is that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# He'e just naturally out of focus, don't worry about it.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
Okay, sorry - here's an image:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
That's just typical.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# pfffttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10725562
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Yo, dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# LOLWTF
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I don't know...everything changed...now nothing makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# what a great MES pic
I'm stunned
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I found it on Getty
of all places. It's Brix-era Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Edit:
No it doesn't.

Now that's confusing, answering the post below in an edit
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# You see,
now it looks like you are commenting on my shit image which I just knocked up, rather than my fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] *supersizes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I admire Burger King for their attitude.
"Yeah, we made a burger with 3 patties, cheese, bacon and special sauce, so?"

McDonalds gave in to the healthy eating killjoys; "Oo, we do salads and healthy wraps now!" They'll be saying smoking is bad for you next.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# mcdonalds are awesome though
they can make a salad entirely out of salt

that's quite an achievement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Well
salad is supposed to be crunchy. They're in the ball park.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# That's the way it should be they should "relish" (pun intended) the fact that it's unhealthy food
and say so quite proudly "McDonalds - it'll make you fat but you'll be fucking' loving it"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# i'm not lovin' it
as it tastes bland and bungs me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Silly Thor
packaging is not food. Although it's a thin line at McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I used to get these two chaps mixed up a lot when I was younger
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Bacon double cheeseburger ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good!
I like it! have this pea

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm bringing sexy back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I'm not
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# is that chustin timberlaek?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Well take it away again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I'm not surprised, it looks like it's gone off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# erm nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# it's soft porn day on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahahh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# if you look at the video, it appears that the event was crafted by her evil companions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IYRgQ9tYSg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# He has the face of someone who's underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# haha, Jesus!
My mate Steve made this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2kB75ypww&list=FLetVKptsjtF8XkhX7OlZjmA&index=1&feature=plpp_video
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# What happened next ...


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
Snoopy should have an auto-erotic stiffy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# no doubt it will be added shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I certainly do!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Are there any fleas in this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Airdancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Taters, I'm calling you out.

You asked JJ for this, he couldn't be bothered. I asked you and still no beans. So, like many a thwarted request, I did it myself.

Pay me 30 galactic groats and I'll finish the pic and post it sans lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# did J.J. Abrams have any part in this pic ;)
it's very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Yes, he brought his suitcase full of fucked-up camera lenses round
and we had a lens party. Then George fucking Lucas turned up and spoiled the mood with some green screen horseshit about adding lens flare in post production and we all got embarrassed listening to his fucking sermon and went home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Then Stephen Spielberg came around and really screwed things up
showing off his film he made with JJ
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# haha, he`s such an annoying cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# silly old foal
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# haha
this actually had me in laughing (out loud)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# haha i love your opinion
about super 8. i first thought it was cool like some modern goonies then i quickly realized its utter bull loaded with lens flares. seriously JJ Abrams - fuck off, you suck!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# It was really disappointing.
I was expecting from JJ Abrams something like Cloverfield and from Spielberg something like Close Encounters but it didn't work on any level the effects were meh! the plot was poor and you were left with the overall feeling of being robbed and somewhat blinded by all the unnecessary lens flares. Note to JJ and Spielberg slick colorisation and lens flares do not improve a pile of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Antigravity jubblies!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha, great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Hooray!
I still hope to do it in 3d at some point - something super-cartoony and stylised with GIANT pressurised breats.

Nicely done, mister brains!

Here's my doodled attempt from a few weeks back:

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Breats, eh?
Each to his own. I forgot the sun visors on my helmets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Toasty tanned space breats!
Dammit - i want to do it now. I havent done anything silly in my portfolio for a while.
Just need some time!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Like I said before,
if you build it, they will come. Your portfolio needs this image. Badly. Then we can show our pictures to Jollyjack and kick sand in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# WE RULE THIS BEACH, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# it's all about the breats, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Maggie?
Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# spacebreats!


"Your ride is arriving, Miss"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# haha wow
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# *writes cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# SPACE KNOCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Astronorks ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Wow!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Blinded by nipples!
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# And how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# sorry for the threadjack, I have an apeal for information from old school b3ta people
Does anyone know who originally made this gif?

people keep thinking its mine but it isn't, and its bugging me now. I'm sure I saw it first on this site, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I think it was that Cyriak fella
looks like his work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# yeah it was
knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-legged-horse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# my money was on him
Cyriak I mean, not the two legged horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
but seriously, is it _Felix' b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22443
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# someone thought so back in 2006
www.b3ta.com/board/6104968

but it doesn't look like his kind of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JCESdFNyw#!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# i should just say its mine and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Just put a disclaimer on.
Many think Butters made that GIF of the bloke smashing his hands and head to bits on the keyboard, so he hosted it on his page with a note saying it wasn't his.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# haha
i bet that pisses him off
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# You two should collaborate, I bet it'd be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hmm dunno,
i'm not a fan of that bleepy music he puts on all his videos..
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Certainly not one of mine.
smearballs I think made something like this but that would have been recently.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# yeah this is ancient
I'd have seen it on here around 2004-5 probably
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# The background scroll is great for something which has been a round for a while
and the dirt coming off the hooves. There wasn't very many b3tans who could pull off such class work as this and keep it within the 280k limit. So my guess would be Elvis Weathercock.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# this was before his time as well
i might have to call this one a mystery
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# It's certainly a viral image Tineye reports loads and loads of use ages of it - are you sure it's a b3tan?
www.tineye.com/search/704e141a52a1060eacce6dd8c37a04497f2357c8/?page=1&sort=score&order=desc
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# i cant say for sure
i'm sure i saw it on here, and it might have been the inspiration for a couple of my gifs even, but whether it came from here originally...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# tried a bit of genetic engineering with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# holy...
wow!

the apocalypse is happening!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, very bunny ! I'm just going to park this here
very bunny ! I'm just going to park this here
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I'm not made of eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# haha they were all saying about this jumping and shooting thing
I never saw any footage other than a cameraman behind a blockade and the sounds of about a minute of gunfire. Was it all like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Given what's been said about his killing spree at the school, it really wouldn't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# An instant FP, if there's any justice.
Also, 'ning /board.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Morning, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# My mate Serge Birault (google him - hes a fantastically talented artist fella)
Lives about 500 yards from all this kerfuffle

Ps - this is a Hot Fuzz reference, right? Ive only seen it twice, so im not totally familiar with all its quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I Googled that guy when you mentioned him a wee while back - very impressive.
And yes, Hot Fuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!

yes, he was shot by a sniper as he was jumping through a window. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I Lolled at Q6 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'd love to see the rest of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this' by accident.
I went to press 'more' and missed.
I feel so dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Silence of the Backbenchers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# No. No, I wouldn't.
That just made a bubble of porridge come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# *vomits*
*vomits some more*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Thank you adblock.
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# It puts the motion in The Commons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# haha
glad someone saw the satire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# and now I've got this stuck in my head all morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVaiQIuuvNA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I admit to initial revulsion, but that was just from staring at David Cameron's increasingly punchable face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Yes that is the most shocking thing of my image :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Not Suitable For Wanking?
all the bits are covered so there shouldn't be any work issues.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# What?
You men post far more NSFW images than this. You're not really going to tell me I have to link this!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I think he sighed because there was no 'click for reveal' :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I think if he donates to the Tory party he can get a bit more than a reveal, if he's lucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# The clue is in Pedantichrist's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# "you men"?
Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I wonder why you never hear the term 'masculists' used?
I'm going to start the movement, right now. JOIN ME OPPRESSED BROTHERS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Lol and I don't get to hear all about "Women Drivers" "Women out of the Kitchen" "Women know your place!"
etc. etc. on b3ta sexism is only when a woman complains about the lack of male softporn here yet female softporn for the boys just look up the threads.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Oiled up Hulk Hogan is in the thread below,
surely that's all a woman could want?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Hulk Hogan hmmm not my thing maybe an oiled up Brian Cox or Johnny Depp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Best I can manage at short notice, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# \:D/ yay
superb haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I thought you meant
him
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I'll post the occasional thing like this, and chuckle along when I see one
but I do it purely because the attitudes are so ridiculous and antiquated, I don't agree with any of it in the slightest. I suspect many other people are the same.
Satirising attitudes is a tricky one though, just look at the following that Alf Garnett attracted ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It doesn't really bother me that much
but being accused of rampant militant feminism does - because that's very close to actually saying "Shut Up Woman! Men are Speaking!" without the satire part.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Who is accusing you of rampant militant feminism?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I'm talking in general
and it has happened once or twice on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# You don't hear it from me, love.
Time of the month?

/joke on a comedy website
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Not all jokes work, love.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Yes, this is correct.
Because some men are sexist, all men are sexist - you are 100% correct.

NSFW is because it LOOKS like porn - It is all about what it looks like from over my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# So all the images of tits above my thread and the one from Smearballs lower down in the threads are not NSFW then?
and I never said that all men are sexist. Only the one who act sexist are sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Christ.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# It puts on the lotion
:) WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I wonder why more gender dysphorics don't choose the last name of 'Tucker'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# because if they were truly gender dysphoric then having something to "tuck" away is the whole crux of the problem
and not something they would want to wear as a label. This Buffalo Bill character isn't gender dysphoric he's a deluded psychopath with a fixation which is pointed out by Hannibal Lector.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It can sometimes be difficult to tell in the TG world who is truly dysphoric and who is a predator in sheep's clothing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Where do you get that from? That's just nonsense.
TG people are put through the most thorough psychological profiling and counselling you could ever imagine. Any hint of sexual deviancy would stop the process instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# well, I am not just talking about those who were born with a disparity between mental gender and physical gender
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# So you think some TG people just start dressing and acting like females/males to deceive people of the 'opposite' sex into sleeping with them.
Sorry that's just prejudice. TG whether via Nature or Nurture is a condition that cannot be controlled and switched on and off to suit it causes a great deal of distress and often leads to attempted suicides because of this exact prejudice and pigeon-holing as being sexual predators. You wouldn't say the same thing of Gays and Lesbians so why of TG people?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Heh, you should have given him a willy warmer
with the BUPA logo on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# That's me always missing a trick ;)
but the point of the satire is that he's fucked the NHS and the Elderly - he wouldn't want to fuck BUPA. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# True, maybe
he just wants them warm and cosy next to his sex parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)

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