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[challenge entry] The transition of Venus
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Alright conno ... oh, wait
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
works for me
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and nasteh
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# use the compression Luke

images under 100k here cheers,
feel free to swap it for this 50k one www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/dmaul.jpg
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Weeps and hides
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# first
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# DOUBLE LOL, STAR TREK!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't see shit back here.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# so apple's selling toasters now?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# the problem with stormtrooper toasters is the bread tends to come out a little on the dark side
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Oh. Oh my!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# that's just not fair towards all those stormtroopers who only enlisted to feed their starving families
and give fuck all about that light side / dark side religious bullshit
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# just following apple's philosophy of giving the user as little control as possible
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Der Neuesapfelweltordnung
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# did u use the clone tool to make this?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# ouch! DX
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Oh
I wish I had a *spang* gif I could use. :-)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# CDC chin
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I was arrested by him
At Shanghai airport.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# can a comment be FP'd?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Just been to an Apple store to get a replacement power adaptor
what a cunt ridden,terrifying place
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# this, I imagine their job ads to look like
"incompetent hipsters wanted to do fuck all, must be able to look bored and annoyed at a customer's presence at the same time"
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# the blue shirted tit that served me
tried to make me wait an hour and a half for an appointment with another blue shirted tit at their 'genius bar' to diagnose the problem.....
ha ha ha . suffice to say I went postal
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Is it just me...?


Or has the costume department been playing a lot of ME3?

Apologies if this has bindun innit.

x
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# femsheps have to be redheads by law
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Or the ME3 guys watched a lot of sci-fi films.
Space suits for humanoids tend to conform to what we know works/looks cool.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I dunno, if I was exploring the innards of some dark, creepy ship
I think the last thing I'd want is to be constantly squinting against the glare from my collar lamp
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# see "looks cool"
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# It's there to up-light your face so you look proper scary if you happen to bump into a monster.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I usually set the red lights on the back to only light up when I suddenly brake
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# + wind
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Actually, maybe the suits have a built-in tanning bed?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm
I guess, but stylistically it's just too close; the fabric, the big collar.

<geek>IMHO it looks more like a Turian's default garb</geek>

x
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# SMUG MUG and other equally SMUG items now UN-available!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Ker-ching!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I can see me getting one of those for Christmas
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Fathers day gift for me, if my kids were old enough to understand online shopping
:)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Is online shopping that much of a complicated idea to understand?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# for a nine month girl and 4 year old boy, yes
;)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I'm sure the 4 year old could understand.
"You send a message on the computer to a nice shopkeeper, who then sends you what you want."
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# it
works
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Links!
=)

I like the mug a lot
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I like those
but have you considered the possible copyright issues?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# dont wanna face smug in court...
I think we all know who'd win!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# The lawyers.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ...even more now that we know the photos are from a professional photographer's portfolio
I'm just a bit concerned about Q4nobody here, farting around with them is one thing (fair use), but selling products featuring (parts of) them...
let's just hope Herr Bokelberg is either unaware of or cool with it
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Whoever wins ... we lose
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Lawyers Vs Q4Nobody
Still gonna be a better film than AvP.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# yup, this was exactly what I was thinking
As there's now a specific case of identified history of them on this very site.

Which if other types of infringement are anything to go by, demonstrating that you know you are infringing copyright means you just ain't going to win, man, the "lol, me ignorant" defence can can no longer be used.

However, as I am not any kind of legal representative, the only actual advice I can give is to get naked and roll about on the floor.*

*This is the specific advice I've given previously for a potential legal situation right here on b3ta.*2

*2 but I forgot what it was now.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I think
this was your advice concerning my hedge dispute with my neighbour, dicomeats.

It didn't advance my case in any way, whatsoever, however.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# It's good to know that I can be of no practical help of any type
THIS IS MULTISKILLING

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# do I get a cut in this?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# only if you want a cut of the bad end of the legal proceedings
:D

This is not advice though. My advice is above, with the nakedness and the floor rolling.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# *rolling naked as I type*
Just burnt the Smug shop to the ground, with all the items within!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# YAY! I could hear the screaming from here!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# well fuck my bucket boyo
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# question about the free bumsex
would that be giving or getting?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# You only get what you give
apparently. Or is it reap what you sow? Same thing in the end.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Fucket.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# what the fuck is this?!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Something to do with the football team?
Still RIS'ing here .... and I'm a swans supporter!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I prefer ducks
Swans are the Smugs of the avian world.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# With help from my friends, I'm back:


Clonk For Enbiggenment
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Captain it is again raining all time your images
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Redux
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Whoa.
Blood volcano?

(Ah - *filenames*. I'm going to have to re-see that film...)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# looks better slower :D
but you're still a THREAD DELETING CUNT ! :P
* reposts mini milestone gif (cos it took ages) *
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# did that thing work then?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Sadly not - my machine had been quite violently raped, but is now sorted.
But thanks for it, though - I've saved it down.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# oki doke
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Why is it never raining in you images?
NING VAG!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Ningles Wobbles!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Thundergats!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Ah Mr Vagabond, we have been expecting you
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# You really need to fix that hole in the roof where the rain comes through.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# That baby always makes me think of Ring:
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# That singer also makes me think of 'Ring'.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# phew... that link could have been SOOO much worse!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent employment of drop shadow here.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# \o/
Nice one Paul_P!

* Oh, hang on...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Recognition at last!
*ning/noon WB
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Inspired!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# very good
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# whoop
whoop
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# like this a lot!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# BIG BADA-BOOM
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# That cat's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Ha-ha! Tough crowd.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# sorrry.. keep getting distracted by those huge
flying cats beneath you ;)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# you're following boobs
this is perfectly normal.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Next up,
a crazy Dutchman takes his stillborn son to the taxidermist and asks for hovercraft upgrades, with lolarious consequences. That's tonight, on But It's Art Or Some Shit So It Can't Be Wrong, Innit
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# But now, back to the studio, for Ian with our weekly edition of Smalls Talk
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Future cars!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Future cats!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:33, archived)
# The story that really matters.
Cars? Pff. How staid.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# ...look at the hat...only at the hat....gnnnnnnnn
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Slash's looking rough these days
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:34, archived)
# She's had them done, I bet
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)
# I can't wait to see what's on telly in 2009!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# I can't wait to see what I'll be riding in 2025!

what who
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Nuts beat you to it :P
Front page was "Diamond Jubblies" last week!

Disclaimer: I was infact working the magazines at work last week and am not at all a lorry driver.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# ahh
had a feeling it would have bindun, it's qite an obvious one, and my mate is a lorry driver and he hardly ever reads lads mags, and very rarely kills prostitutes and rolls their bodies up in carpets
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# NING B3TA!
Match the Smug anyone?


* Full Smug Game
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 7:50, archived)
# Niceely done :)
I was 80 second...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 7:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 7:55, archived)
# I just did 18 turns / 57 seconds
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 7:55, archived)
# 24 / 76 :(
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:12, archived)
# DO IT FASTER!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# said the actress to the bishop
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# 18 turns, 51 seconds
*smugs*
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:48, archived)
# BASTARD!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# haha
nicely made wobbly one
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# 15/47!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
# bastard!
17/48
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# DOUBLE BASTARD!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Nicely done, Wobbly.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)
# ^ This is much better!
Although not as Smug..
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I have just done that in 49 moves, is that any good?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# nice one :-)
(68 seconds)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:45, archived)
# ^ points
* laughs
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# *humph*
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha!
nicely!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
# and your score/time was....
EDIT: Just seen that above, sorry..

also, ning real
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# 20/57 :(
I suck at this. I managed something incredible like 30/110, too.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Well done, you are clearly very talented
talented Special
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# haha brilliant :D
ning!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Nicely! I enjoyed that
18/47 - it made me feel my Altzheimers isn't quite so imminent.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Nice one....
15/47 to beat and we may need evidance!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Good job I took a
screenshot, then!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Nice work
but what filter did you use? ;)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# The cdc one
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hahah:D
NiceoneWobbly
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# LOCK S-FOILS IN A-CAT POSITION
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:42, archived)
# would do the..
formation thing the Red arrows did with these kitties, but i can't be arsed!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:54, archived)
# I can see it now
box office smash
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:54, archived)
# The scene then cuts to an enormous ball of yarn.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:55, archived)
# we're yavin a purrty
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:59, archived)
# it's gettin hoth in here...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:47, archived)
# Cough it up, furball!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Screen-Cat approves
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 6:25, archived)
# Get to da choppurr!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# sequel wonders? 2012, the Cataclysm
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Needs some music
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# enhanced fluff
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# hahaha YES
X-cat FTW!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# troll supplies decent sauce shocker :o
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# cat in a dogfight, but who will win?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Gravity!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:33, archived)
# A new breed
of laser cat. Fwant wun.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:27, archived)
# who needs opposable thumbs when you have eye lasers and ass blasters?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:38, archived)
# Ack-ack! Budda-budda-brap!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# haha!! these are excellent :D
are there diff sauce images though??
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I dunno, I just used the anal baby sauce
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:37, archived)
# hahaha
genuine lols
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:44, archived)
# The bastards!
ARFWYH
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Dis
I like :)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:41, archived)
# TEH SMUGQUO
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
# DO IT !!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:43, archived)
# THE SMUGOCAUST!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Do it!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:33, archived)
# at least it'll end smugly
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# flying fuckcat
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i like to think that flan is proud of his creation
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:25, archived)
# He very well should be!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# FUCK yeah!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Is this the official start time for the Gayshift?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Yay!
for the gayshift! I'm free. Well, kind of.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:38, archived)
# good basing
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:38, archived)
# I want of these.
To put in a sling.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)
# And I thought the Gayshift was dead.
Then you roll this gourmet shit on my ass.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:10, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Here he comes... Just in time!
The Blugg-er-puff girl.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Arf.
That is a very old transit. Is this a repost from the last time it happened?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:58, archived)
# I think you need new front tires.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I did an arts too
first of this sort for me...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Miles Standish proud
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:31, archived)
# I can't fucking stand cats...
but this I like.
s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/4/10/enhanced-buzz-wide-3971-1338819118-9.jpg

[mod edit - please read the FAQ. Don't leach images, or just post unshopped pictures you found on the internet]
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:44, archived)
# i like cats
i also like photoshopped images.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# i liked photoshopped image
but i also like nandos peri-peri sauce.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# this is also correct.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Which is better? There's only one way to find out!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:50, archived)
# This is photoshopped but I don't think you'll like it.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# anything with prince in is fine as far as i'm concerned.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# How about the lyrics to Manic Monday?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
# preferably a shallow grave
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Oh great. Now we get sued.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# "i have nothing bad to say against prince at this time"
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# I have.
Prince is a paedophile midget.
Love from QOTW. And The Ginges.
:D
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# No way! Its just like sampling but with a bit more thievery.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Ahaha
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Napoleon Bonerparte
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# this wins something
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:44, archived)
# CR& & B&
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:02, archived)
# crand band
crampersand bampersand?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:24, archived)
# The post formerly known as Prince
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Bloop made an iconic character for it later on.
As seen in this diorama.(250k)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:31, archived)
# That is awesome! High praise.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Oh God, That is disturbing!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:56, archived)
# cocknut
it's like a doughnut but with cock cream
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# holy shit!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:55, archived)
# OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:02, archived)
# that's me spent!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
That's amazing!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Fantastic.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ...impressive!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Horrifying yet sexy
Just how I like my women
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:50, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# You're now wondering why we're shouting at you. Well, this image is:
Too big
Too BIG
Not shopped
Not yours
Leeched
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# The Quintuple Fail.
The Holy Grail of Fail.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Only missed NSFW and spam.
We should have an award for scoring so high.
Something like a free gravel enema perhaps.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:58, archived)
# and about 2 days late
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# LUFTKATTE!
:D
/board are going to hate you for this, but fuck 'em.
FP THIS NOW!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Go stick yer cock in a blender.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Shush it you.
FP THE KITTYCOPTER!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
Go stick yer cock in a blender
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
Ok, but only because it's YOU asking The LOVELY Mu.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# the guys expression on the right is what everyone here did,
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# What? That's his orgasm-face?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:11, archived)
# pocket wank
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:16, archived)
# *Nods*
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# You're not very good at this are you.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:07, archived)
# there i fixed it for you

don't say we're not nice!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 4:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
Thanks, I'll read the FAQ.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Venus replaced by fucking clown
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:35, archived)
# *readies sheperd's hook*
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know how to work the board yet. Here's a nod to my favourite sig line, whilst lurking...


(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# why, thank you
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# bring back imchocked
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Next time he pops up, we need to find out what he does on these sabbaticals
I bet it's POPE research
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# the pope the pope THE POPE THE POPE the POPE the pope OBAMA
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Oh hai Damien
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop (another) kitten, and continue to espouse your rattlehead fandom
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# i'm now famous
wow

*sobs* i'd like to thank imchocked...
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Everyone should thank imchocked
He's the origin of TWO entries to the mictionary
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# mictionary?
do you have a link for that, madam?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I thought everyone knew about that
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Huh? Oh, yeah.
Yes I did. *cough* I was just, er.... pretending. Yeah, pretending so the new guy can find it.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# 2/10 must try harder
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# No, really.
I did know about it. I must have just forgotten. Entirely forgotten I had ever heard of it ever.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 1:00, archived)
# So what's his 'second entry' ?
Damn - I just turned into a pumpkin.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# The Pope
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Of course.
I was looking under 'P' for that.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I'm getting very pumpkinny too, and I've got work at 8 tomorrow
Snooze time I think. Goodnight everyone!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# somewhat of a legend
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
#
I goglood the phrase and the only reference I could find was from here. To be honest I expected a badly translated windrammer situation... to no avail..
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# This is your new best friend:
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# the parsnip thing was my own touch from the infamous conspiracy parsnip thread
that was good reading
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# This always looks sarcastic.
Is it supposed to always look sarcastic?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Sort of, in a bad means good kind of way.
I mostly use it for good pics that riff on /board stuff or a bandwagon.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I think a golf clap is supposed to be the sound of thirty or so people applauding politely at a tranquil sporting event, slightly distorted by the wind blowing across a large open area
so, yes.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Seems a bit harsh for a first post that fits all the criteria...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# You miss my direction.
She's got the right of it. You just need to consider if anything that happens here could be described as,
"the sound of thirty or so people applauding politely at a tranquil sporting event."
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ok, sorry.
I understand now.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Haha.
You're doing it all wrong for a new person - you're supposed to post an enormous picture, a link, or something you just found on the internet.
How else can we haze you properly?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Yeah! Noobs should be wankers - this one's too far to polite and good at stupid pictures.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Disappointing.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# you appear to have gone all small
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I'm on dial-up
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# HIS PARSNIP!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# YOUR ASS!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# MY ASS!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 3:08, archived)
# I approve of this
And the fact that I'm pissed on vodka and ginger and chilli
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU ASS!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# toap on a rope
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Good
He's shit anyway.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# No chance
He will live to 127, at least. Him and that Cliff Richard tosser.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Proof that when you are knighted, you become a Highlander.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# No No No
There can be only one.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# They'll all come together and have a fight at the end of the Jubilee.
The victor will stand on the roof of Buckingham Palace, holding Elton John's severed head, screaming "RAMIREEEEEEEEZ!"
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Look at the pic above at a glance and he looks like a Hindu god
so perhaps he's one of those
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# You're right an' all!
Of course, if the weirder section of fans had their own way, every single one of the Beatles has died and been replaced about 3 times each.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah Princess Diana was saying that on Twitter last night
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Oooh, can't beat a bit of Lovecraftian horror :D *likes*
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Great Mull of Kintyre!
Can this be true?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Is he topping himself? Ace :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# \0/
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# In other news
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# ARGH
That really tweaks my noggin.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# she's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 4:45, archived)
# he did died
not before he murdered choonz
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)

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