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[challenge entry] Features 'I'm A Leafblower'
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Those crazy kids and their pot (ting shed)
Rated G - for general audiences?
Doesn't it feature news footage of people being shot in the head?
Bloody 60s
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty dang quiet today...
*drops pea*

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry about this.

and its my b3ta day,
*sorry for the lack of posts latley, i have had a soul draining long hours cunting bastard of a fucking job the last few years,
its playing hell with my b3ta time.*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one AND happy candles :)
*click*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 6:39, archived)
# I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:03, archived)
# Happy candles madam

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:07, archived)
# You are Graeme Garden
AICMFP
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:10, archived)
# ^that^
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I totally heard that in Graeme Garden's voice.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:01, archived)
# happy candles to you : )
I dreamt last night that b3ta towers was stormed by the internet police and Rob was arrested and the board suspended and everyone fled to the bunker...... Exciting stuff !
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 6:25, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# *tent*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:36, archived)
# Ummm
Time
And
Relative
Dimension
In
Shed
?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] NOT AN OLYMPIC SHED
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Ace!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Pfffffft.
I actually made the pfffffft noise with my own real-life lips and mouth.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:35, archived)
# Cock-a-roach!!
*click*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:23, archived)
# *spreads 'em*
and bungs an old repost up just for the sake of it & cos I haven't said hello here for ages
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:42, archived)
# Hallo Sea Tramp,
you should say hello more often.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:34, archived)
# Hello,
Will that do?
(At the risk of tempting fate, /board in today's wee small hours seems remarkably free of what made me bugger off in the first place...)

Glad to see you've finally left the convent; it must've been cramping yr style something chronic.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRagga Twins step out!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 3:04, archived)
# " /board in today's wee small hours seems remarkably free of what made me bugger off in the first place..."
New posts, you mean?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 3:36, archived)
# That'll do.
Yes, I finally realised that I am indeed a male human.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# We've been ambushed!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:40, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
# NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# The major from Bajor
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Topical!


Ummm...I mean enteral.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] BATTLESHED: ENGAGE
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Bah - no-one is around to play? Not even the gayshift?
Guess ill go cry myself to sleep then :-(
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)
# whit's that?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] "Shed" I put this here?
...See what i did there?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# i wooden do that - puns are dangerous things!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] My pea's most certainly not shed, er, I mean thread worthy
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# this isnt a car
ITS MY RAPEY SHED
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:43, archived)
# Needs moar ridiculous growling stage whisper
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] That's an unusual shed, Seth.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# haha - top stuff!
Brundlefork!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Actually using your brain when making pictures is just showing off and will make you unpopular.
That said, have a click.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# ^
i think that not participating in general board banter very often leaves his mind to devise more sophistimacated and clevererer images than CDCs and freebase headswaps
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Tragically his sons Bill and Ben didn't last long after being merged with his pot plants.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# phwoark me!! that's a bit nice :D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] THE EVOLUTION OF THE SHED!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# houses did not evolve from grubs!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# The plural of house
is plainly "hice".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Snails managed it, you pessimistic old duff :(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# they evolved from rocks, silly!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# haha
now you just need to do a quick shop with the shed doing the tent up the wrong'un and the tent doing the unhappy thing with the big nose up the wrong'un and it'll be even better :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# wrong'un?
or right'un?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# that depends entirely on your point of view
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# love always finds a way
even through tent flaps.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Shred ............ er. Methinks I mis-read the topic!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :D
michael landy's latest venture
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:12, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS, CALLER!
You've used today's Golden Word "methinks" and have won a boxed BluRay set of "Birds of a Feather"!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Nicely :-D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# You appear to be controlling my brain.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hmm
I'm watching Game of Thrones now. I can't get this "Stowage is Coming" out of my head.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# SPOILERS!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Damn it I haven't got to the bit about stowage myself!
I just spoiled my own viewing pleasure :(

I said "viewing pleasure". Huh huh huh.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly a shed
but it's a box made of wood
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# HIPPO CRATE! :D
aaawwww
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo must watch that!! is it an 18 cert?
expect it'll be on late if it is...

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Poor thing, abandoned and lonely on the moore....
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
#

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# can't think of a shed - have a King Charles Spaniel
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Noble and yet sad
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# That's fair enough I guess
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# haha here's one I did a while back
King Charles Spaniel Celebeast from Blankety Quiz


for my comedy show/ pub quiz - Blankety Quiz :D
not as good as yours though much more regal!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SHEDS


Let's all photoshop sheds. Sheds in the Olympics. Sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War. Sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un. Challenge suggested by boris the spider.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# its like dejavou all over again

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# a tad of fuck there
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# SHEDS
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# How did this come about, really?
I heard some controversy about QOTW and sheds, but thats all i know...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Rob seemed to dislike the QOTW sheds thing, which was killed very rapidly
after being taken over by trolls. So I've entertained myself occasionally banging on about sheds and put it as a challenge. It'll be good if people decide to do something really daft with them. After all, Pylons went down startlingly well given that it was about pylons.

I suspect my account will be barred within minutes.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This is... SHEDDDDD

(I knew this gif would come in handy for something...)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Everything comes to those who wait :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Cunts
I hate those Internet Cunt Sheds. Cunts.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "FUCK!"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# The Fat Controller goes postal
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# i love sheds.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# best of all the domiciles
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# +1
^^ Hat
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# but i thought we all voted for celebrity poos
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# NOT AN OLYMPIC SHED
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# SHEDS LOL
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I do not understand the contest, such as. But, will do their best ^_^
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# result!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# That's a long username
Shall we call you ICDITSOTCIAITGTOCKWMODXDKTKB for short?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# i think they're having a go at you
... over the budding co. supplies sub-standard materials
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Oh now, that angle didn't occur to me
I was wondering if there were any Fall Fashions jokes that might begin gaining in popularity as a result of these sheds. People like sheds in autumn, right?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# oh hell naw
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Certainly I know a fair few people keep springs in their sheds
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# please don't get 'you know who' started on the springs
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
he's ignoring me anyway
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# no wai!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# yah wai!
edit: well, probably not actually, just if he leaves it this long after someone's been banging on about fall fashions and spring designs or whatever, he must be paying little attention to them
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Sorry guys
I'm right here and these missed opportunities are killing me, but honestly I'm not in any shape to even sort out a couple of links.
I pulled a muscle in my back this morning, I don't even know how, and pretty much every time I breath the muscles go into spasm.
I got back from the Urgent Care place and the pharmacy about 35 minutes ago. The muscle relaxants are already kicking in and the Percoset should be riding nicely on top of that in about 45 minutes.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# When that doesn't happen reach for the morphine
It's good shit.

(Seriously, that all sucks. Good luck with the pills.)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Morphine hasn't worked that well for me in the past
to the point where a nurse once asked me suspiciously, "is there some reason why you might have a high tolerance for opiates?" after pumping a third dose into me.
Hydromorphone, on the other hand... ohhhhh yeah.

Oh and cheers :) I'm sure I'll be fine soon enough. It's just a muscle pull I think.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# haha I'm totally fucked now
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# SHEDS!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# SHEDS!
If this doesn't work all B3ta can throw abuse at me.

SHEDS!

My working day tomorrow is going to be taken up with sheds. I might see about a dancing troupe of sheds performing for the Shed Fuehrer while he signs an agreement to wage undying war on the giraffes.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Zero Wins



this took waaaay too long!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# it took you 12 years to make this, LOL
WOO!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# close!!!
my missus boobyfed my daughter twice while i made it, she made it clear i noticed !

(don't know what she's fucking moaning about, i don't even produce milk)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ultra-click!
I keep seeing this Buckles fellow and thinking he must surely resemble someone but I can't think who... any suggestions?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# this chap by any chance>?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# ^i had to double check the link
i read it as static.quim.co.uk
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Surprisingly safe for work.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# kin ell
even with safe search off, no front bums to be seen!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Me too!
If ever there was an undeservingly moving quim, it's him...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Rickaaay!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Aha, perfect, I'm going with that one!
The best I could do was Alan Ruck from Spin City, but the hair's all wrong: spincity.free.fr/Images/spincitym.jpg
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# yeah..
his face is quite long too... he reminds me of someone though... Any Ideas?


This could go on for a while :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha
thats the fella... now... who does............
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Awesome!


My favest meme ever. As per xkcd.com/286/
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Might as well throw this inthe general vicinity as well
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
/obligatory these days
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahayeshahhahahahahahayeshahahahahayeshahahahahahahahyeshahahayeshahahyeshahahayeshhayeshayeshayeshayeshayesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# aye shahahah aye shahahah
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
woo etc.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.


I am at home having a well good party with all my friends. I am popular and fun guy.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# \o
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Sieg Heil!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Damnit!
That's the third time I've been mistaken for Hitler this week... I really should stop trying to hi-five people.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Enjoy your do.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Whoa
It's like a still from a frightening late-night Channel 4 animation
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah, it does a bit.
Seconds later they all lunge towards the camera in jittery stop-motion.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# woo! parties :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I would just like to say- This is the ONLY situation where the term 'Totes amazeballs' is allowed to be used in my presence.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# There is a tiny face on the pigs tail.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Majin Buu
/ac
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# *

*Please note: Some facts may not be correct.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# is this to get her attention or just bully her while her back is turned?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I like where this is going :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# South. :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Woo Hoo
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I do like his name for you there though.
Joy Bread.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# And his alter ego Happy Division
or even Toast Division.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Damn Google Translate!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# That font is really annoying
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# *holds up spork*
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Yes!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It paints the mustard on its penis, or else it gets the bullied again.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Yes!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I can't wait
Releasing on VHS or b3tamax?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Yes!!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# \o/ Yes!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I love this rotating nonsense
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Terrible bullying of the lovely IncestChild(Death_Is_The_Solution)_On_The_Cliff(I_Add_Ignore_To_Glorifying_Those_Of_Cat_Killer:We_Must_Of_Death!!!)XD_02
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# -oop
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Dave's probably wanking himself dizzy to this right now.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# aren't we all?...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# XDThanks!XD
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# ~.~;;.,<3 <3
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# o__o
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Groovy.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
more of this.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Y-y-yes!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Yes?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Maybe.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# you forgot to compo it
:D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Too late! :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKK!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# \o
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)

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