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[challenge entry] We've all heard stories ...
about a man with a guitar case and a toy gun


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(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
The original for the ignorant mspagol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Mariachi.jpg

I had hoped to do this in the street outside, but George is a bigger prima donna than Liz Taylor, and the cold and rain upset him.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Big click for you!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Click for the tortoise :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:00, archived)
# George gets a click from me
the hoity-toity so and so
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# You had me at Tortioise.
Click!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I bet Santa wasn't the only white haired gentleman to empty his sack
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# nonce sense
merry christmas
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Very apt
you used the 'funstuff' typeface , Old , Frank Noncesence and procure.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# B3ta - where puns are stretched to the limit and beyond.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I drew a thing about Batman.


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It is relevant. But quite large.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I'm quite partial to the lemon and honey ones myself when I find myself talking like Batman
I bought some in Spain, where they are called Strepsils
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the ones I bought in Norway were called Repsils
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Ok, that is all
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23, archived)
# They were
Unless they were dodgy illegal imports
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# I prefer the honey and lemon ones too but
was drawing on a tablet and my fingers are too large and in the way for multiple words.

My only ever moment of shouting, when breaking up a fight (this only worked because they were far too drunk), had me sounding a bit Bale-batman-y. It excited me.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I did as well, but mine's shit.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I enjoy your batman more, but am glad he looks
a little wrong-in-the-face in both.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah, I've no idea what I wanted to go for with this one.
Sort of like that 'derp' image still of Keaton's Batman going about.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Noms
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:38, archived)
# something about the visual style of this is cracking me up
alfred looks fucking INTENSE
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Hello everyone :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:43, archived)
# You should flick your bean.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Obscene!! D:
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Rubbish!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# This bean boy is underage and naked.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# atomic is adult... :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)
# each to their own sexual fantasy
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# If that's how you'd prefer to imagine him...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
# not anymore....
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Like Ness from Earthbound. But green. And a bean.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Similar!! :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Haeofnaf
TAKE THAT YOU BURNT SHIT GAY FACE.

I want to go to Prague.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I REALLY AM A CRIME. INAL. A CRIMINAL!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Leave Atomic alone!
Its synthesis suffers below the victim!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I just thought he is cute :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Why won't a snow scream after the difficult sample?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Because he is not Snowman.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# terrible internet poop guy
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:47, archived)
# He is cute :)
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Thank you beautiful sexy long hair girl from Japan
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:14, archived)
# You're welcome, atomic!! n_n
Nice work!! Cute animation!! *clap clap*
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Doodle.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Now where did I put my milking stool?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Woo
:D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Jolly good.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Happens to the best of us!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Pretty!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# whaaaaat
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Some skills!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:34, archived)
# amazing
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Binaway. Have I missed much?

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# People posted pictures, comments were left.
The usual, really.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Others didn't post pictures.Stronger comments were left.
The usual really.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I posted a few pictures, no replys.
The usual really.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# But did anyone not comment on a picture that wasn't posted?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I did but nobody saw it.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I saw the picture but not your comment
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I had a bacon sandwich few days back
but I didn't tell the internet...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:21, archived)
# You missed the return of The Mental Oriental.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Note to self:
Must go away more often.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# yes
that was triumphant
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:29, archived)
# He's been quiet since the return though
Did I miss another ban? Or is the fact JJ has been quiet too of meaning?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Ahh, the JJ=Moggy theory.
I think JJ would be a much better troll than that.
FWIW I think Moggy really is a confused Jap teenager with some talent, gender unknown.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# In all seriousness, I agree.
JJ is a professional artist, the pictures that surfaced could and would ruin a career in that field. There is no way it is a woman though. Well, not any woman type I have met in 44 years.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Oh, look above. Surprise!
Can't possibly be a troll.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I think you would be very surprised by some of the comic art produced by women in Japan.
They don't all fit within expectations of gender stereotypes.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# You might well be right.
But my logic says that the amount of women, of any nationality, that fantasize about the anal rape of a child is pretty small. Women who then draw pictures of it are smaller still. Women who then post those pictures on the Internet for other people to masturbate to is even smaller.
Do we have one of these women on B3ta? Perhaps. But I somehow doubt it.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I'll probably regret posting this
but this Wikipedia article is relevant here.

For the record, I have absolutely no interest in the material, nor any related genres (I'm not even interested in straight-up hentai). I do, however, know girls who have a borderline interest in it.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Fair enough
I've said what I wanted to say, people can make their own minds up. Personally, I find the one in question distasteful, but I know others don't seem to mind for the mileage in shit and giggles.

Edit: And I don't care if it is 'cultural'. Shooting a 14 year old in the head was cultural for the Taliban. Still wrong.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I wasn't trying to justify it,
just challenging your repeated assertion that the person in question is not female.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:53, archived)
# Paedopedia
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47, archived)
# snappier
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Merchandise!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Should come with a little containter of glistening plastic caviar
to sprinkle on top for that 'just hoiked' look.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Actually it looks a bit like an uttapam
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# The second edition should feature little bits of mouse.
/theroyalfamilyarelizardsblog
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i hear it cures scrofula
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# also doubles as festive snout-topper
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Thats the worse thing....
trying to imagine them both fucking, Im guessing all by the book and no actual fun. Cant see him snorting coke off her arse and her wankered on whiskey riding him like a cock donor...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I liked the way BBC news put it this morning.
The duchess has been rushed to a private hospital puking her guts out;
Messages of congratulation have been flooding in from all over the world.
What's next? Queen has massive shit; wins nobel prize?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Windsor puddle.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Bindun? She has.

I literally had to resize the image window in GIMP so I didn't have to look at that belly while I was faceswapping.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Just big enough to accommodate a velociraptor, methinks.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Tiny mouth vom
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# By the way,
anyone know where I can get some of that "Tiling Artifact" pattern fabric for my curtains?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Suddenly Icke's theory seems so much more sensible
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# waaaah waaaaah
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Err...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# waaaaah
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Christ fuck a duck
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:50, archived)
# i wonder if she'll go this way in a few years?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# She had 8 kids, now she's doing porn?
With a foof like a yawning donkey?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# You mean
a cunt like a horse's collar?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Now that's just vulgar.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I've got to get phrase into a conversation some time soon.
No idea how, mind!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I've been trying for weeks, in the end I settled for a puerile digital arts message board.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Good call!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
# A growler like a Time Lord's pocket.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# like a bill posters bucket.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Crikey.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I hope she has a misscariage
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Well she obviously has.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite video cover...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:30, archived)
# This totally deserves more recognition than it's getting.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I dont get it
but like the fact, so Im clicking as normally things I dont get go high, so I'm getting my post in early.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Bravo sir!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Have you got a video?
:D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# YES. WE'VE GOT A VIDEO.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Top of my Santa list!

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# FUCK YES!
w/y/h!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I could do my Hoff Wheels one now
but someone will beat me to it...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# WANT!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# YASSS!

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I want one of these:

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02, archived)
# and one of these too!

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# please tell me the mk 4 has skates
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# hovercraft actually
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:17, archived)
# They would sell.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha...
good humus
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Somewhere I have pencil sketches
of the All-Terrain Scout Tractor
and the AT-SUV.
But I can't find them at the moment. )-:
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:12, archived)
# That is brilliant
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Yours for £9.99 plus P&P
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha ftw!
Nicely!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Quick, watermark it!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Too true.
That's so realistic it may even make it off the interwebs and into print somewhere.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Heh
The last time someone told me to do that, my image sank without a trace - ne'er to become viral. :'(
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:55, archived)
# pfff
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I have
gazzed you my credit card details forthwith
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Franklin Mint will be in touch.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, looks like phillip's been up to his old tricks.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:04, archived)
# :) we'll never know
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Micto seems to have aged somewhat
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Eww
Sweaty Harry is far too realistic
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# That is genius!
*clicks*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:19, archived)
# love this
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# ahahaha YES.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# now we know
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
# OOOOOoooooooooo
You re-posting front page hogging cunt!

Timing is everything (that and a good tag line)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Ace work!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:29, archived)
# clickity click for that
4 banger!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Better than the bland crap they went with.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Thanks
I think they're going to have a lot of wasted stock if things don't quite go to plan.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# You mean like when Paris thought they were going to get the Olympics and didn't?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah
And it might turn out different from all the other Olympics
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# my tribute to the happy news
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:42, archived)
# i thought that was an oven-ready chicken
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Haha!
You wouldn't think morning sickness would be a problem if you laid eggs.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Now the eggs have been buried in the mound
I think it's more likely the levels of aggression caused as the guarding hormones kick in for the duration until hatching.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:55, archived)
# If she buried them in a mound of manure, it would maintain a sufficient temperature to incubate them
Leaving her free to go to parties, get pished and spend the hangover in hospital.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I may be moving back to Blighty in a couple of months
Just in time to have this all over the news like cancer! Excellent!

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Lizards lay eggs.
Will Kate lay an egg?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:47, archived)
# eggs
there taken the egg out atm in the hospital. (extreme morning sickness)
there giving it granny to sit on till its ready :P
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Long time lurker, first time poster. Not bindun I hope.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Hello, Squidbot.
And welcome to the non-lurking world.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Oh hai new person

chair shop kitten etc
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:20, archived)
# awe, how lully! You won one of these:
how lully! You won one of these:
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:42, archived)
# *sicks a bit*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Just a bit?
*note to self: needs moar fluff*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# it would be more, but i haven't eaten much
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Aww yay!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Oh Hai!

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)
# You are all suspiciously friendly
I am nervous.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Come and gizza kiss
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I am
indescribably aroused.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# get in this wheelbarrow
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# This is the natural state when talking to me
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Oh Boris how could you.
You said my photo was for you and you alone.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# It was so long ago I thought it might be OK
This might make amends:
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Oh go on then.
You know I can't stay mad at you for long when you do that.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha :)
Encroaching unemployment may soon mean I can make more, put them in a book, make my millions and then be sued to blazes by the estate of Charles M. Schulz.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# *throws money at screen*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# We are.
It's just when we get trolls we descend. Now givuss yer lunch money!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# new, you say?
*prepares dungeon*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# *new-nonlurky-fluffah-image-glees*
It's downhill from here on.:P
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Hello shiny new person. I lurked for years before daring to join up & post.

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# FUDGE
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# This is SCIENCE!*
*This has to be said in a Brian Blessed voice.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha, nice.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:48, archived)
# "gentlemen, we have declared war on the heffalump homeworld"
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
How wonderfully random!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Splendid!
Photobucket
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Aces.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:05, archived)
# cools
:)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:59, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)
# A dead puppy is still a puppy
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)
# ah
but 2 dead puppies is slippers....
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I knew I'd get some useful ideas here.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hush you.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I'll give you a slippering if you're not careful.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Put a sock in it.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# That's my christmas gift sorted
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:03, archived)
# TJ as such
Anyone got a puppy available? genuine question, gumtree seems to be filled with weirdos, at least I kinda know some weirdos on here.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Easier to pop in the oven, though.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:51, archived)
# More of an ex puppy really.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# and becomes a welcome christmas meal as well!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Bondage scenes in films/tv
I've got a project to do for work, I need to find a film/video footage with a bondage scene where I can put Camerons and Cleggs face in! Anyone got any ideas?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I've got an idea.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Do tell
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# I've probably got the same idea.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# What's your idea??
any idea is well appreciated!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I think you need to discuss financial terms first
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# £10 in a paypal account
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I was thinking more £10,000
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Quick! Edit a picture into your post.
No one will notice.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Too late
Just too late
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# things to do on b3ta when you're dead
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# #1: dog sick
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hi, best to ask this sort of thing as a reply to something near the top of the board rather than in a new thread.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Also, if you type "bondage videos" into google I'm sure you'll find some.
Just make sure your boss is there.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers
I've had a look but cant find anything as of yet. I want to make it look as realistic as possible...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Have you ever punched a shark in the face?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Pulp ficiton is a great shout!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I hope you don't mind or think I am taking the piss but I thought I would just go the whole fucking hog and do it for you
I hope it's OK?

Please don't hesitate to ask if you need ya arse wiping
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Harder faster!
:D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# haha
I need mine to look as realistic as possible, that's my aim anyway
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:38, archived)
# What you saying? :(
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# so people can say LOL GAY & FAKE
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# basically yeah
I've got to make a viral ad...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# this is like some fucked up photshop troll episode
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:12, archived)
# If you'd like to avoid people shouting at you in future, consider where you are posting your question.
Is it normal for people to start a new thread asking for help with their work?
Have you seen people do it with positive results before?
Or is it an image board where people post funny pictures or animations?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# No one's shouted yet. Frogbeat has done a hyperfast picture though.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# by shouting I simply mean rude/sarcastic/pithy responses
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, you ticked all 3 boxes then!
;)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# indeed
but also helpful at the same time
I'm way too complex
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I don't think he cares, man.
The wee scamp.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Sorry
I will do in future. My bad
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I will never again google image search "bound gif"
need to rinse eyes with lye, brb
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I dont even want to know
what those 2 'things' might possibly be. So I wont be clicking that image...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I had to look - Damn You !
Those are his nipples !
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Damn you....
Now I did as I didnt believe you. Thats most odd.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I can help.
You just need to Google Fotzen Pump Extrem.
It's best to do this at work, please make sure that you have safe search switched off and your volume up good and loud.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# My works quite laid back about stuff but I've got a feeling this could be a step too far
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Mmm
McMuffins....
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# What percentage
of your wages do I get for doing your work for you?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# how much do I get paid for being your footage finding bitch?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Give me your paypal and I'll give you £10 if you found footage haha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Prodge, if you need an agent I'm happy to do it for 25%
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# throw in 3 bags of wotsits and you have a deal
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Tell you what...
I'll jump onto google, do a search and turn into your wank bin bitch!
Anything else? want be to cradle your balls gently in my hand?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# is that still for the same 10 pound via paypal?
I might be interested.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Fuck.

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I don't want to know why you're making speciality politician bondage porn.
I will give you a suggestion but only if you pay me ten thousand bitcoins.
On receipt of the bitcoins I will say 'Pulp Fiction'
Oh shit that's been done. Erm.. The Mummy Returns?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I work at a sex toy manafacturer
they want a viral ad lol
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# *Sads*
WOO Cap'n :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# NNOOOOOOOO
:(
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# sterling work
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Danke.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# braw
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:29, archived)
# If it has appeared in the last 25 years,
it is not an old favourite. Bananaman is not an old favourite.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Hence his absence.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
# but bananaman came from Nutty
they merged in 85
so he has been a character for more than 25 years.

..albeit a shite one
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Beryl the Peril came from The Topper
Or technically the merged Beezer and Topper which folded in the mid-90s. She then moved The Dandy. I'll go back to lurking forever now
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
It's now all Digidan!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
nicely ..
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Ooh, he's a card is Mr Meaden...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Tell us more about the
losion in Helmand
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# there's massive demand for it
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Stumpy lizard cock makes early afternoon news
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Mighty fine dragon slaying
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
*is almost tempted*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# :)
\O/
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Just a little faster...
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Teh sexah-pocky!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Gumph!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ooh Jesus!! o_O

(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# *pukes*
*clicks*
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Hmmmm

Along the same lines as... www.b3ta.com/board/10891341
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Shopped lizard overlords only please
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# The next 9 months is going to be hellish.
I dreaded turning the TV on, this morning.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Torturous
What with having to endure that bloody royal wedding/jubilee & olympics I'm starting to get quite used to watching Al Jazeera and RT instead
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I thought she couldnt have one?
Being a muggle and all?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Must have been done?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Someone needs a spanging.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# you have killed me sir!
arf!
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:52, archived)
# shazbot
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:00, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Groanworthy pun and Pam Dawber
Now that's what I love about B3ta. :-)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Fascinating.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:15, archived)

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