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We've all heard stories ...
about a man with a guitar case and a toy gunClick for bigger (290 kb)
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champagnerocker ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:46,
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The original for the ignorant mspagol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Mariachi.jpg I had hoped to do this in the street outside, but George is a bigger prima donna than Liz Taylor, and the cold and rain upset him.
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champagnerocker ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:49,
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Big click for you!
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:51,
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Click for the tortoise :D
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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nice!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:45,
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=D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:00,
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George gets a click from me
the hoity-toity so and so
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:09,
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You had me at Tortioise.
Click!
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Evil Bastardo ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:27,
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I bet Santa wasn't the only white haired gentleman to empty his sack
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:32,
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nonce sense
merry christmas
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:37,
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Very apt
you used the 'funstuff' typeface , Old , Frank Noncesence and procure.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:46,
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B3ta - where puns are stretched to the limit and beyond.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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I drew a thing about Batman.
Click for bigger (122 kb) It is relevant. But quite large.
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stevierar ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:18,
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I'm quite partial to the lemon and honey ones myself when I find myself talking like Batman
I bought some in Spain, where they are called Strepsils
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:22,
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I'm pretty sure the ones I bought in Norway were called Repsils
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23,
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Ok, that is all
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23,
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They were
Unless they were dodgy illegal imports
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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I prefer the honey and lemon ones too but
was drawing on a tablet and my fingers are too large and in the way for multiple words. My only ever moment of shouting, when breaking up a fight (this only worked because they were far too drunk), had me sounding a bit Bale-batman-y. It excited me.
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stevierar ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:25,
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I did as well, but mine's shit.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:24,
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I enjoy your batman more, but am glad he looks
a little wrong-in-the-face in both.
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stevierar ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:27,
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Yeah, I've no idea what I wanted to go for with this one.
Sort of like that 'derp' image still of Keaton's Batman going about.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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Noms
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:38,
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something about the visual style of this is cracking me up
alfred looks fucking INTENSE
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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Hello everyone :)
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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You should flick your bean.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52,
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Obscene!! D:
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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Rubbish!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:01,
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Hahahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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This bean boy is underage and naked.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:53,
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atomic is adult... :)
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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each to their own sexual fantasy
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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If that's how you'd prefer to imagine him...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:31,
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not anymore....
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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Hahaha :D
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:06,
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Like Ness from Earthbound. But green. And a bean.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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Similar!! :D
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:01,
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Haeofnaf
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02,
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I REALLY AM A CRIME. INAL. A CRIMINAL!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:03,
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Leave Atomic alone!
Its synthesis suffers below the victim!
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:06,
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I just thought he is cute :)
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:09,
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Why won't a snow scream after the difficult sample?
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:13,
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Because he is not Snowman.
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:17,
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terrible internet poop guy
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:47,
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He is cute :)
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:41,
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Thank you beautiful sexy long hair girl from Japan
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:14,
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You're welcome, atomic!! n_n
Nice work!! Cute animation!! *clap clap*
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:21,
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Doodle.
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Bod- wot u upto m8 ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:20,
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Now where did I put my milking stool?
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:22,
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Woo
:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:24,
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Jolly good.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:42,
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Happens to the best of us!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:21,
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Pretty!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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whaaaaat
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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Some skills!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:34,
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amazing
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Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:54,
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Binaway. Have I missed much?
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Chumps š ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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People posted pictures, comments were left.
The usual, really.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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Others didn't post pictures.Stronger comments were left.
The usual really.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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I posted a few pictures, no replys.
The usual really.
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:16,
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But did anyone not comment on a picture that wasn't posted?
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Chumps š ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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I did but nobody saw it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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I saw the picture but not your comment
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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I had a bacon sandwich few days back
but I didn't tell the internet...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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You missed the return of The Mental Oriental.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:24,
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Note to self:
Must go away more often.
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Chumps š ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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yes
that was triumphant
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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He's been quiet since the return though
Did I miss another ban? Or is the fact JJ has been quiet too of meaning?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:38,
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Ahh, the JJ=Moggy theory.
I think JJ would be a much better troll than that. FWIW I think Moggy really is a confused Jap teenager with some talent, gender unknown.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:41,
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In all seriousness, I agree.
JJ is a professional artist, the pictures that surfaced could and would ruin a career in that field. There is no way it is a woman though. Well, not any woman type I have met in 44 years.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:56,
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Oh, look above. Surprise!
Can't possibly be a troll.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:45,
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I think you would be very surprised by some of the comic art produced by women in Japan.
They don't all fit within expectations of gender stereotypes.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52,
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You might well be right.
But my logic says that the amount of women, of any nationality, that fantasize about the anal rape of a child is pretty small. Women who then draw pictures of it are smaller still. Women who then post those pictures on the Internet for other people to masturbate to is even smaller. Do we have one of these women on B3ta? Perhaps. But I somehow doubt it.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02,
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I'll probably regret posting this
but this Wikipedia article is relevant here. For the record, I have absolutely no interest in the material, nor any related genres (I'm not even interested in straight-up hentai). I do, however, know girls who have a borderline interest in it.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:09,
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Fair enough
I've said what I wanted to say, people can make their own minds up. Personally, I find the one in question distasteful, but I know others don't seem to mind for the mileage in shit and giggles. Edit: And I don't care if it is 'cultural'. Shooting a 14 year old in the head was cultural for the Taliban. Still wrong.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:20,
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I wasn't trying to justify it,
just challenging your repeated assertion that the person in question is not female.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:53,
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Paedopedia
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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snappier
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:57,
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Merchandise!
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beaubodor blogless ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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Should come with a little containter of glistening plastic caviar
to sprinkle on top for that 'just hoiked' look.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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Actually it looks a bit like an uttapam
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:57,
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The second edition should feature little bits of mouse.
/theroyalfamilyarelizardsblog
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:01,
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i hear it cures scrofula
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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also doubles as festive snout-topper
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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Thats the worse thing....
trying to imagine them both fucking, Im guessing all by the book and no actual fun. Cant see him snorting coke off her arse and her wankered on whiskey riding him like a cock donor...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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I liked the way BBC news put it this morning.
The duchess has been rushed to a private hospital puking her guts out; Messages of congratulation have been flooding in from all over the world. What's next? Queen has massive shit; wins nobel prize?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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Windsor puddle.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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Bindun? She has.
I literally had to resize the image window in GIMP so I didn't have to look at that belly while I was faceswapping.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:42,
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Just big enough to accommodate a velociraptor, methinks.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:43,
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Tiny mouth vom
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Squidbot ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45,
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45,
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By the way,
anyone know where I can get some of that "Tiling Artifact" pattern fabric for my curtains?
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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Suddenly Icke's theory seems so much more sensible
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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waaaah waaaaah
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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Err...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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waaaaah
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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Christ fuck a duck
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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Can it be milked?
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Chumps š ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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i wonder if she'll go this way in a few years?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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She had 8 kids, now she's doing porn?
With a foof like a yawning donkey?
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:23,
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You mean
a cunt like a horse's collar?
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Chumps š ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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Now that's just vulgar.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:35,
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I've got to get phrase into a conversation some time soon.
No idea how, mind!
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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I've been trying for weeks, in the end I settled for a puerile digital arts message board.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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Good call!
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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A growler like a Time Lord's pocket.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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like a bill posters bucket.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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Crikey.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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I hope she has a misscariage
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28,
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Well she obviously has.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:40,
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My favourite video cover...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:30,
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This totally deserves more recognition than it's getting.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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I dont get it
but like the fact, so Im clicking as normally things I dont get go high, so I'm getting my post in early.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:43,
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Nicely done.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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Bravo sir!
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26,
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Have you got a video?
:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:11,
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YES. WE'VE GOT A VIDEO.
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:57,
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I like this.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:44,
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ris
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:22,
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Top of my Santa list!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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FUCK YES!
w/y/h!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:26,
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*spang*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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I could do my Hoff Wheels one now
but someone will beat me to it...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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WANT!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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Hahahaha
Fantastic
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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YASSS!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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I want one of these:
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02,
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and one of these too!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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please tell me the mk 4 has skates
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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hovercraft actually
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04,
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0_0
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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They would sell.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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hahaha...
good humus
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Somewhere I have pencil sketches
of the All-Terrain Scout Tractor and the AT-SUV. But I can't find them at the moment. )-:
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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That is brilliant
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:14,
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Yours for £9.99 plus P&P
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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Ahahahahahaha ftw!
Nicely!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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Quick, watermark it!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Too true.
That's so realistic it may even make it off the interwebs and into print somewhere.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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Heh
The last time someone told me to do that, my image sank without a trace - ne'er to become viral. :'(
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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I have
gazzed you my credit card details forthwith
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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Franklin Mint will be in touch.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:03,
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hahahaha
splendid, looks like phillip's been up to his old tricks.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:04,
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:) we'll never know
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:16,
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Micto seems to have aged somewhat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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Hahahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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Eww
Sweaty Harry is far too realistic
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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That is genius!
*clicks*
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undergroundmonkey Kernt ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:19,
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love this
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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ahahaha YES.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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now we know
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:29,
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Lovely
:)
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colinr ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:39,
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OOOOOoooooooooo
You re-posting front page hogging cunt! Timing is everything (that and a good tag line)
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:30,
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Ace work!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on ,
Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:29,
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clickity click for that
4 banger!
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smearballs double bag it! ,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:14,
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Better than the bland crap they went with.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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Thanks
I think they're going to have a lot of wasted stock if things don't quite go to plan.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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You mean like when Paris thought they were going to get the Olympics and didn't?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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Yeah
And it might turn out different from all the other Olympics
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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my tribute to the happy news
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smooow I like to run with knives ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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i thought that was an oven-ready chicken
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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Haha!
You wouldn't think morning sickness would be a problem if you laid eggs.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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Now the eggs have been buried in the mound
I think it's more likely the levels of aggression caused as the guarding hormones kick in for the duration until hatching.
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fuscous ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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If she buried them in a mound of manure, it would maintain a sufficient temperature to incubate them
Leaving her free to go to parties, get pished and spend the hangover in hospital.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55,
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I may be moving back to Blighty in a couple of months
Just in time to have this all over the news like cancer! Excellent!
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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Lizards lay eggs.
Will Kate lay an egg?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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eggs
there taken the egg out atm in the hospital. (extreme morning sickness) there giving it granny to sit on till its ready :P
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smooow I like to run with knives ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Long time lurker, first time poster. Not bindun I hope.
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Squidbot ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:58,
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Hello, Squidbot.
And welcome to the non-lurking world.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:14,
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Oh hai new person
chair shop kitten etc
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:20,
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awe, how lully! You won one of these:
how lully! You won one of these:
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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*sicks a bit*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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Just a bit?
*note to self: needs moar fluff*
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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it would be more, but i haven't eaten much
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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Aww yay!
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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Oh Hai!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:31,
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You are all suspiciously friendly
I am nervous.
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Squidbot ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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Come and gizza kiss
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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I am
indescribably aroused.
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Squidbot ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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get in this wheelbarrow
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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This is the natural state when talking to me
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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Oh Boris how could you.
You said my photo was for you and you alone.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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It was so long ago I thought it might be OK
This might make amends:
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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Oh go on then.
You know I can't stay mad at you for long when you do that.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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haha :)
Encroaching unemployment may soon mean I can make more, put them in a book, make my millions and then be sued to blazes by the estate of Charles M. Schulz.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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*throws money at screen*
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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We are.
It's just when we get trolls we descend. Now givuss yer lunch money!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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new, you say?
*prepares dungeon*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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*new-nonlurky-fluffah-image-glees*
It's downhill from here on.:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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Hello shiny new person. I lurked for years before daring to join up & post.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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FUDGE
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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This is SCIENCE!*
*This has to be said in a Brian Blessed voice.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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Ha ha, nice.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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hahaha
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boris the spider ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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"gentlemen, we have declared war on the heffalump homeworld"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Ahahahahahaha!
How wonderfully random!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Haha! :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Splendid!
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Squidbot ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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Aces.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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cools
:)
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:59,
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hello
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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A dead puppy is still a puppy
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49,
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ah
but 2 dead puppies is slippers....
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:50,
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I knew I'd get some useful ideas here.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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Hush you.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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I'll give you a slippering if you're not careful.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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Put a sock in it.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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That's my christmas gift sorted
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:03,
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TJ as such
Anyone got a puppy available? genuine question, gumtree seems to be filled with weirdos, at least I kinda know some weirdos on here.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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Easier to pop in the oven, though.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:51,
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More of an ex puppy really.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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and becomes a welcome christmas meal as well!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08,
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Bondage scenes in films/tv
I've got a project to do for work, I need to find a film/video footage with a bondage scene where I can put Camerons and Cleggs face in! Anyone got any ideas?
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:57,
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I've got an idea.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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Do tell
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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I've probably got the same idea.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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What's your idea??
any idea is well appreciated!
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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I think you need to discuss financial terms first
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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£10 in a paypal account
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:46,
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I was thinking more £10,000
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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Quick! Edit a picture into your post.
No one will notice.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:02,
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Too late
Just too late
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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things to do on b3ta when you're dead
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:41,
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#1: dog sick
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44,
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Hi, best to ask this sort of thing as a reply to something near the top of the board rather than in a new thread.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:02,
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Also, if you type "bondage videos" into google I'm sure you'll find some.
Just make sure your boss is there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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Cheers
I've had a look but cant find anything as of yet. I want to make it look as realistic as possible...
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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Have you ever punched a shark in the face?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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Pulp ficiton is a great shout!
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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I hope you don't mind or think I am taking the piss but I thought I would just go the whole fucking hog and do it for you
I hope it's OK?Please don't hesitate to ask if you need ya arse wiping
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:10,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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Harder faster!
:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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haha
I need mine to look as realistic as possible, that's my aim anyway
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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What you saying? :(
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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so people can say LOL GAY & FAKE
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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basically yeah
I've got to make a viral ad...
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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this is like some fucked up photshop troll episode
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:12,
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If you'd like to avoid people shouting at you in future, consider where you are posting your question.
Is it normal for people to start a new thread asking for help with their work? Have you seen people do it with positive results before? Or is it an image board where people post funny pictures or animations?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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No one's shouted yet. Frogbeat has done a hyperfast picture though.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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by shouting I simply mean rude/sarcastic/pithy responses
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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Ah, you ticked all 3 boxes then!
;)
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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indeed
but also helpful at the same time I'm way too complex
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44,
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I don't think he cares, man.
The wee scamp.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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Sorry
I will do in future. My bad
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:40,
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I will never again google image search "bound gif"
need to rinse eyes with lye, brb
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:44,
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I dont even want to know
what those 2 'things' might possibly be. So I wont be clicking that image...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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I had to look - Damn You !
Those are his nipples !
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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Damn you....
Now I did as I didnt believe you. Thats most odd.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:03,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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I can help.
You just need to Google Fotzen Pump Extrem. It's best to do this at work, please make sure that you have safe search switched off and your volume up good and loud.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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My works quite laid back about stuff but I've got a feeling this could be a step too far
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49,
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Mmm
McMuffins....
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:54,
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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What percentage
of your wages do I get for doing your work for you?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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how much do I get paid for being your footage finding bitch?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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Give me your paypal and I'll give you £10 if you found footage haha
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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Prodge, if you need an agent I'm happy to do it for 25%
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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throw in 3 bags of wotsits and you have a deal
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:55,
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Tell you what...
I'll jump onto google, do a search and turn into your wank bin bitch! Anything else? want be to cradle your balls gently in my hand?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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is that still for the same 10 pound via paypal?
I might be interested.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:55,
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Fuck.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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I don't want to know why you're making speciality politician bondage porn.
I will give you a suggestion but only if you pay me ten thousand bitcoins. On receipt of the bitcoins I will say 'Pulp Fiction' Oh shit that's been done. Erm.. The Mummy Returns?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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I work at a sex toy manafacturer
they want a viral ad lol
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:51,
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*Sads*
WOO Cap'n :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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Haha
*click*
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:57,
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NNOOOOOOOO
:(
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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sterling work
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:08,
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Danke.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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braw
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:29,
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If it has appeared in the last 25 years,
it is not an old favourite. Bananaman is not an old favourite.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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Hence his absence.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:02,
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but bananaman came from Nutty
they merged in 85 so he has been a character for more than 25 years. ..albeit a shite one
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:10,
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Beryl the Peril came from The Topper
Or technically the merged Beezer and Topper which folded in the mid-90s. She then moved The Dandy. I'll go back to lurking forever now
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bestio ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:28,
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Hahaha
It's now all Digidan!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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Hurrah!
nicely ..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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Ooh, he's a card is Mr Meaden...
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Ninj ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:38,
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1.618... ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:46,
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Tell us more about the
losion in Helmand
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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there's massive demand for it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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Stumpy lizard cock makes early afternoon news
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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Mighty fine dragon slaying
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:48,
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Ha-ha!
*is almost tempted*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:52,
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:)
\O/
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Ninj ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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Hahaha
Just a little faster...
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:56,
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Hahaha
Teh sexah-pocky!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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Gumph!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Ooh Jesus!! o_O
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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*pukes*
*clicks*
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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Hmmmm
Along the same lines as... www.b3ta.com/board/10891341
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:29,
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:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:37,
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Shopped lizard overlords only please
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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The next 9 months is going to be hellish.
I dreaded turning the TV on, this morning.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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Torturous
What with having to endure that bloody royal wedding/jubilee & olympics I'm starting to get quite used to watching Al Jazeera and RT instead
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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I thought she couldnt have one?
Being a muggle and all?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:56,
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Must have been done?
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Kammy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:44,
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Someone needs a spanging.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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you have killed me sir!
arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:49,
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:D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:52,
archived )
shazbot
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:00,
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nice
:)
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Kammy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:04,
archived )
Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:30,
archived )
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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Groanworthy pun and Pam Dawber
Now that's what I love about B3ta. :-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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Hehe
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:31,
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Fascinating.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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arf! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30,
archived )
Oh you bastard.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:15,
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