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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Pfft!
There's an argument in the "pro" column for colonialism right there

Although I'm a rugby fan so it makes no odds to me either way
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# haha
"England win another Empire Cup by beating the Fuzzy-Wuzzies 16-0"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# ris?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Hurrah something I know for a change
World cup sportball winners have a star above badge on their shirts, more times won = more stars :)
Edit Woo to your pic xandmi
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# hahah wonderful
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Doesn't he look cosie!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# This generated lulz
And clickage.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I find your lack of flag disturbing

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I only eat the poor...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Tastes like swan
Most disturbing*

*woo
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Ta lully
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Looks too amused...
:D
Morning Ninjapotamus!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# "We're all in this together...
...except I have a nice palace and stuff and you don't"

THAT'S PROGRESS FOLKS
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Ooh nicely Moleypoos!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# haha yes
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Poignant
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# nicely done
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Hello. I have made a dinosaur wallchart.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Iguanadon looks like he's dreaming about being the Fonz
Woo! Yay!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Magnificent!
*clicks*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Needs more rainbows.
Where's Mu when he's needed?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahah, excelent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# *gasps*
I'm here, I'm here
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# HURRAH!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
:D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Lovely! But what that Stuj said.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# All of the wonderfuls
rolled into one. Apart from the rainbow-arse wonderful, which is rolled into another, just up there.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# A giant YAY! for smiley dinosaurs.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Udderly beautiful!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# where have you been all my life?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Pure Quentin Blake goodness!
I love it! A triumph! Masterful! Etc...........
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE BRITISH EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


Once upon a time, Britain had an empire the spanned the globe, from Asia to Africa and all points elsewhere. Now it's gone, but not all is lost: this week's challenge is to imagine that it's still there, and show us what life in the empire would look like.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:01, archived)
# but I didn't vote for it
OH! ...well played ;)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Oops, wrong Empire...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Coming to a theatre near you in 2003
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)
# saving money on his gas bizzle?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:55, archived)
# He uses dizzle
© Simon Amstell
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)
# I'm sure I've already seen this today.
Am I a Future Sailor or has your subtle work gone right over my head?


ALSO: FUCK YOU PEDRO
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Ahahaha'breathes'ahahahaha
Edit Enough for today I'm out.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:00, archived)
# i never posted it on the board -- only a link to it was posted :D
also, fuck
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh, now it makes sense.
But still ALSO FUCK
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:00, archived)
# did i ever post this?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:02, archived)
# I don't think so, I rarely masturbate over the same thing twice.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:14, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Suck it up girl
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:45, archived)
# I know that I saw and liked this movie.
Not remembering which one it was is making me itch (hint hint).

I could be wrong as I often am, but maybe something from Jean Pierre Jeunet? It just looks that weird.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Conspiritors of Pleasure
by Jan Svanmajer. 1000x more 'weird' than anything Jeunet could come up with, seeing as Svankmajer is a proper, card-carrying surrealist.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Please don't be rude to Pedro
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:31, archived)
# Well you can stick up your jumper mofaha, I ain't scared of you and your filters.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:52, archived)
# damb!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:54, archived)
# It's cool bro
I made a bad pun, that should keep him busy for a while.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:19, archived)
# OK, I tried, I got nothing.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah me neither
I opened the filter gallery as a reference, I even tried out some ideas with "this whole thing will just be a Blur", but it wasn't going anywhere.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:31, archived)
# Is that the Bézier you can do?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:18, archived)
# I'll be honest I can't do that very well.
I'm just angry because I sat on a favourite possession and broke it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Ah man
sorry to hear about your Sybian :(
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:30, archived)
# It's OK, it wasn't mine anyway.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:33, archived)
# lol ninja'd
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:34, archived)
# DAMN YOU TO TITS AND BACK MOFAHA
Yet again I've been made to look like an utter nonsense, it's like my teen years all over again and you're Mr.Joplin with your leather elbow patches and hopeless moustache and look what happened to him, that made the front page of the South Wales Echo.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:41, archived)
# I remember it well
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
# DANGNABBIT MOFAHA you had to didn't you
My twitches have started up again and I can't find find my tablets, what a night of sorrow this has become.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:12, archived)
# Total Recall arm.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:22, archived)
# I'm not convinced by this "Girl on a Motorcycle" remake...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)
# boing!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I'm going for a drink!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Blinks gone
Woo nicely
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# who's this now Ted?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
is it from that film "Bullet proof cunt"?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# The cuntrix?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:59, archived)
# What a bloody shit.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha
are those bullets or "mass murder suicide drugs"?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# of course not
they are little factoids..he is collecting them
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# "FUCK UP YOU DOBBER" -Prodigy69
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# I don't what happened.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)
# LOL wonderful response.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# secretly in love with piers
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Caught at the exact moment of breaking a tooth.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Or the at exit of a spikey shit.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:11, archived)
# You're wired up wrong, that's what happened.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:40, archived)
# ^pervers va lol
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:49, archived)
# I took me a little googling to understand, that's great so have a click.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# ALSO : are you pijin on DOA? I thought I'd seen your plasterman post before, and now this one.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:26, archived)
# yes indeed :P
i was orbo on there too back in the day....till i got teh bans for a goatse going somewhere it really shouldn't have :teeth:
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
# brainfuck\\\111
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:39, archived)
# what the fuck is the world coming to when I agree with Piers Morgan????


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

BRAINFUCK!!!!!!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:42, archived)
#
Piers Morgan might be a colossal dick but I side with him on this issue.

And Alex Jones is clearly quite mad with a severe inability to form coherent, logical arguments. I think even the gun lobby cringed when they saw this batshittery.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Cringing is a sign of embarrasment
which is an emotion the gun lobby had surgically removed years ago, along with senses of shame or responsibility.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# keep talking like this
NRA gained 100,000 new members in last 18 days. Apparently their goal is 5 million new paying subscribers. Unrealistic, but the fact is no one has sold more guns in the United States than Obama. Opponents observe the administration's mishandling of three separate gun walking/running operations and view them as backdoor attacks on 2nd Amendment rights. Surprisingly, most new gun sales are to women and to Democrats! Stores are are reporting long lines and being sold out across the country. Gun shows are PACKED. The assault types guns cannot be kept on shelves and are back ordered. The cost of ammunition has skyrocketed when it's not out of stock, backordered as well. The reverse reaction phenomena is quite incredible to observe. I don't know if you keep up with opposition but the right wing blogs are on fire with this.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# clever :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# alex jones is off his tits
and although i kind of agree with the points he almost didn't make he can fuck right off with his deportation attempt they can keep the cunt.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha, nobody wants piers
in fairness to Jones though, he said it was pretty much a stunt to draw attention to what he wanted to say, seemed to work.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Excellent
Although I feel the need to point out that I agree with Polished Turd
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha,

What a smug bastard he is though.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Leave Gronkpan Alone!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I'd almost be ashamed of posting this
but the board is still suffering some kind of hangover so I'm going to anyway. No apologies other than "I'm well out of practice" and "I'm shit".

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:57, archived)
# She really should get that looked at.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Or star in porn
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
#
^pervers va lol  
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Gotta keep it fresh
and she'd give one hell of a hand-job
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# while bumfucking you with a carrot?
it had better be organic, or i'm out.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# But of course! She's a classy girl
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# her navel's gazing
at me.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Would:)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# A splendid choice.
I watched this a couple of nights ago and my eyes thanked me in person.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# What the crivens is going on here?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# I think it's the crow from "You and Me".
Not Alice the squirrel.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Bloody hell, there's something buried in my ageing mind.
You and me, me and you,
Lots and lots for you to do,
Lots and lots for you to see,
Me and you, you and me โ€ฆ



Also, GISing "Duncan the Dragon You and Me" leads me right back to b3ta, uncanny.
www.b3ta.com/board/10565243
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, man...I'd forgotten about this shit. Thankyou, SO much...
He gave me some proper nightmares with his clattering teeth like some demonic pantomime horse. *Seriously. He did.*
Goodnight (you sod).
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# TONIGHT WE SHARE NIGHTMARES
The clattering teeth; seriously what were they trying to do to us?

Nighty night!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:37, archived)
# I'm not sure if the facial position might be an advantage or not...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Depends how much you like your navel being licked, I guess
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# So, she originally had a carrot in her navel?!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Guess again
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Haha I dread to think what the two in the rear are doing
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# this :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)
# "The uploader has not made this video available in your country"
Poo :(
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Aw :)
Someone's just posted this on fb
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530561_457857507611952_521823563_n.jpg

Is it just me or has this photo been shopped to fuckery?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# ian duncan smith has been hitting the gym?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# I think he's one of the world's natural gnopses
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Not the face so much,
more the belly button up where most people's diaphragms are, disproportionately wide shoulders and massive hand, and his giant head with different lighting.

Having said all this it'll probably turn out to be a real photo after all :(
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# It may well be just an awful bit of photography
I'm not sure how the photographer managed to miss the fact that his left hand makes him look like he is fully tumescent
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Did you just move the belly button a bit?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Nope
With my skills at the level they are it would be horribly obvious
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# :D
happy birthday, horny hippo :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# they forgot his birthday last year
- good job he's got a thick skin...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# It's the Underground's 150th birthday, so I drew this, obviously
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# fantastic
- that film's an evergreen classic.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# cinematic perfection
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# superb!!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Yikes, I just heard a ref. to this on R4.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Excellent film, one of Landis' finest. :) nice work HT!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Cor, that's brill, that *klikk*
Being a werewolf would be ace, I reckon
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Wonderful!!
Nice work!! XD
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# :D nice
these should have been the commemorative stamps though
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Stick to the rrroads
beware of the moorrrs
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
# *unlurks*
I love this, first horror movie I saw, I was 7 years old. I immediately screamed the house down during the first dream sequence and ran out of my friend's house, straight home, all the while feeling like I was being closely chased by something very bad. Pissed my keks a little too, so glad I'd just been for a shit before the video went on.
Thanks for the night terrors, the stunted social development and Jenny Agutter's tits, Landis.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# yeah, that nightmare sequence scared the shit out of me, too.
oh, and lurk less - it's good to see you around.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I've hardly even been lurking
I just thought about school-shootings, Saville and Moggy for the last few months and assumed I wasn't missing too much
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)
# funnily you should mention Savile -
he did make an appearance or two.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# which dream sequence? both are proper scary
the hospital bed in the forest is a blinding jump moment
but the zombie nazis really gave me the willies when I watched it at about the same age :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Yeh it was the hospital bed, had never seen anything so fucking terrifying in my life
Up until that point, the most adult movie I'd seen was National Lampoon's Vacation, which I secretly put on my parents' Betamax early on Saturday mornings before they got up :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
# was anyone over the age of seven when they first saw this?
and is that why we all regard it as a classic?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Totally agree. I think it's the combination of "tucked up in bed" and "will bite your face off".


Great scribbles as usual HappyToast!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# cheeky
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Milk and cookies kept you awake, eh, Deeky-boy?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# That's all kinds of awesome
one of favourite films
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Loved that film :)
nicely done
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)
# beware the moon

stay off the moors

beware dee wolves


oops


Woo1
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
# There are no words to describe how brilliant this is!
I love American Werewolf... In fact.. i think i'll watch it again tonight THANKS!

(see you next wednesday!)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
#
^pervers va lol
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
#
^pervers va lol
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Bander.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# That long hand scene disturbed me greatly
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Pure class!!
What a film! After watching that I swore
never to go into the London Undeground again.
Living in Worksop makes this a promise rather
easy to keep.
*click*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# fecking awesome!!
*thinks of Jenny...*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Fabulous
I think this is the first time you've posted a pic about a film or mentioned a film that I actually like... or know!

Did you miss Jenny Agutter on purpose? Maybe so that the chaps wouldn't just post replies that said "phwoooar"?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# i've worked with jenny agutter
she's about the same age as my mum :(
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
# he must be with
special branch...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# ...and that's the sound of your soul going straight to hell.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# IT'S FINE, I HAVE TWO COUSINS WITH DOWN SYNDROME
that makes me more of a cunt though, tbh
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
# so do they :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Just kidding.
We all know you have no soul.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Stephen Dorff's looking good
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# oooooh...
I had a blue Mr T lunchbox at school. It was great and had raised figures on the back which you could trace, brass-rubbing style
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# sweet sweet spasticjape
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Silliness!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Tune in next week to find out what happens next...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:43, archived)
# He's always following the soaps...
BOOM-TISH!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Bringing comfort to so many!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# And adding Bounce to their lives...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Daz all there is to it.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:31, archived)
# It's
Ariel eye opener.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Fairy!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I bet he prefers his plots
front-loaded.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Putting a spin on them.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# his characters are
always getting into hot water...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:33, archived)
# But of course
it's too tight round the back
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I'm not using this again
I put my favourite movie in it, and it's come out full of holes
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Hehe
Your favourite movie is Highlander AICMFP
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Highlander III
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)
# The big Finale - chuck a brick in it.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:11, archived)
# I'd almost forgotten about that!
*dashes to youtube*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:18, archived)
# It's oddly soothing.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Or maybe it's relief, that it's not making an irritating sound anymore.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# I feel sad and solemn
when it finally stops moving :*(
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# I dunno, I think it was a mercy killing. It sounded in pain.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# it must be fed up from washin' them soaps...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# They just get too frothy sometimes
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# I feel no shame!
Was my first attempt at a zoom in/out effect - a bit bumpy, but does the job...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# The bumpy makes it better, it increases the comedic value (in my mind at least.)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# gift 4 my bro


(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# FGJM!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Ultra wooyay!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# I bet he runs slow.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# very cool...
and nostalgic.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Nicely :)
A lully brand new Mac IICX was my first, oldest I ever used was the Mac II
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Adorable :3
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I'm sure other people with a speech impediment will agree...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Ahahahaha
I lol'd :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Kellogs is branching out then..
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very good.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:34, archived)
# thif thpray?
no. thorry, i'm all RITH on thith one.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# It is an abomination of science!!!
Nice how Fatcat's helping Goddy with his tail... awww
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:05, archived)
# He rips it off by accident...hee hee.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Fat Freddy's Cat would sort the pair of them out....
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Not right now though.
He ate the plants again.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# I'm still cleaning the shit out of my headphones dude...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Keed Spills
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha, I had that on a post card!
Thinking about it, I have it on a badge somewhere too!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Yum yum!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Destroy!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# What the -
Is this happening now?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# get him
fatcat!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah! \o/
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Fix
That cat is obviously on steroids
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Steroid rocket injections up the poop chute.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Ram it :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:13, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Now I can spell Coalition
impact Fail ;(


(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Next time I'd advise using the edit button rather than deleting and posting a new thread
Thread deletions get the denizens all wound up, which does rather make one wonder why there's a "delete" button at all.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# I think it's good that if you make something and regret it
That the option is there, but there should be a box that pops up and says: "Doing this will delete all the replies, and make people want to wee through your letter box, consider editing instead".
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# I want to wee through someone's letterbox now
This is not a euphemism
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:35, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# FP or not to be
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I'm always getting dizzy off the fumes
Woo!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# good stuff...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Excellent.
I was quite taken aback to hear our Prime Minister talking about Ronseal in an official speech.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# now i can spell skrillex
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:56, archived)
# didn't notice the mis-spelling earlier
but i've clikt this one as well :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Erm.
Shouldn't "polices" be "policies"?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:23, archived)
# You
Swine!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# delete it again!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# FINALLY! The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?&tag=pbv-20

Priceless reviews "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Oh.
Oh dear.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Who the hell wants to slice their cereal?
Edit; also the guy the mispelt coalition has deleted his thread.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Cereal killers?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# I like a good cereal on the TV
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Git I'd just complimented them
and pointed out if he was fixing his typo he might like tighten up the COA T and spam it on every Tory MyTwitFace page on the internets but there's no way way I'm going to type all this out again...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# I call shenanigans that's for sure!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I'm going to take this opportunity to post what I think is my best-received picture
though it's hard to tell what with search being broken and all.



What's the picture of yours that you think people have laughed at most?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# It isn't, but it should have been this one:
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# I say, that's a very dapper stoat wot
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Yeah that's probably a good way to root out
the funny posts that Rob was looking for in a thread down there. Nowt wrong with a bit of self promotion. If we think it's shit we'll no doubt tell you.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# My thoughts entirely
Well, that inspired it, anyway, but I doubt many of the people mentioned are on at the minute (or even at all, unfortunately) so I reckon it should just be a repost frenzy.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Ha, damn right.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# 3 people laughed at this one, I was sooooo proud.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
3 people is a good show, i normally get 1 and that's only because i'm not ashamed to laugh at my own jokes
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# You're wishing you would have waited for the sale as well then
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
Damn your eyes!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
#

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Hmm.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# makes a nice shelving unit...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# I'm going to shit in your kettle.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Uoch! bend over with your trousers down ;-)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
This is the end.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
within two years this will be in tesco. mark my words.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# This causes me great pun!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)

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