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# nose Lance - nose ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:27, archived)
# if he's gay, it just means he's full -- lollllzors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# i loved wiggins' quote:
"i've won one more tour de france than lance armstrong"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)
# I have won just as many :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Mr Turd said 'tour de france'
...not 'tour de pance'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)
# *holds up pink handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# To be fair to Lance, it still involved a fair amount of effort.
Don't forget, 90% of his competitors were also doped off their tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:50, archived)
# they couldn't afford the quality drugs
because they couldn't sell enough wristbands ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjwwozc5tAQ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# the mindfuckery continues...
i might go watch hard boiled. in bed. my brains hurt.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# i love the surprised look on it's face
poor jeremy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Aww :(
Get up, little dino, there's your whole life to lead

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:24, archived)
# i think i love you, mu
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# i'm sure i love you, mu
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# nicely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# And I thought rainbow dinosaurs were cute and cuddly
*resigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Did you not see the giraffe prision break?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)
# I remember the nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:46, archived)
# i remember the RSI in my scroll-finger
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# I remember the rainbows :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:52, archived)
# *flashbacks*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# That wasn't very friendly :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# he's just frustrated
because he can't masturbate
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# I bet he could suck himself off if he was careful with his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# You're right, wasn't very NEIGHbourly at all.
I... I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
#
hangs nag's
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I wash my hands of all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:56, archived)
# He's just.. horseing around!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# No Mu, YOU have the right idea.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Hmm
If this idea is right, Tesco should sell Basashi.

basasiya.com/products/detail.php?product_id=321
2980JPY=20GBP
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I think that would be a PR disaster
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# In a sense, they already have.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# FUCKU POKMANZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# That's gonna smart a bit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# might as well have been


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# neither of them look like robots
unless they're skynet's new prototypes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# african national congress?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Another Naughty Cock
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)
# Deris
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjNV9nv3QQ
(gijoel, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:07, archived)
#
that's nice of him
(jedan, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# shitting mary!
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Lol
Going to hop onto eBay see if there's any of those U-boat binoculars still left!
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# IT MATTERS

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# *colours the lizard*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)
# is that a euphemism for buying wheat?


yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# i never realised buying wheat
needed a euphemism. but then i wasn't aware i had to take the elephant until recently
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
# robert...g..durant
ed: the fucking elephant

!

www.westholmepublishing.com/belisarius.php
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)


About this Book

“Hughes has written a lively and detailed account of Belisarius’s remarkable career.”—Adrian Goldsworthy, author of The Complete Roman Army
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# ... ?
i'm gonna return this elephant and get my money back. it's hallucinogenic or something... !
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
Belisarius (c. 505–565 AD) was the greatest general of the Eastern Roman Empire and is among history’s most notable military personalities. At the age of 29, he twice defeated the Persians and reconquered North Africa from the Vandals, before going on to regain the Italian peninsula from the Ostrogoths, including the Eternal City, Rome. Fighting in the name of Justinian I, Belisarius recaptured large portions of the original territory of the ancient Roman Empire. However, Byzantium was both unwilling and incapable of retaining much of Belisarius’s hard-won advances, and soon after his death, the empire once again retracted.

In Belisarius: The Last Roman General, historian Ian Hughes recounts the life of this great soldier. In addition, he explains the evolution of classical Roman armies and systems of warfare into those of the Byzantine Empire, as well as those of their chief enemies, the Persians, Goths, and Vandals. Based on ancient source and drawing on a wealth of modern research, Belisarius’s career is set in the context of the turbulent times in which he lived and his reputation is reassessed to give a balanced portrait of this neglected giant among ancient commanders.

IAN HUGHES, trained in classics at Cardiff University, Wales, is currently teaching in England.



RETURN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# dammit. they don't take returns
now i'm stuck with this fucking elephant and it's sending me to mentalville. gah.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Yes/ Yes/
Yon Can Do It.
Ptople, like machuurj, will £ct
worn out. They feel ennerxated, tirfd,
and weary, and get into a w state of
nervous debility and prostration without
knowing the reason "why, still they
drag listlessly on through the labors and
duties of the day thinking there is no
real cause of complaint and no evident
outward sign of sickness. 1 his state oj
b»dy, however, is a prophetu warning,
and is a premonitory symptom of what
will ultimately follow ij tht system is
not speedily reinvigorated by the proper
remedy, namely, a grrrral
prostration
and breaking- up of the constitution.
The question then arises, can a rented)
be found, and can the system be reno-
vated'/ To all sitth enquiries, uc 1011-
fidently reply
Yes, You Can Do//.
When tlu body gets into this low state
of prostration, and the mind e;ets en-
feebled from over work or other causes,
a reliable restorative can always be
found in

Burdock
Blood Bitters.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)
# everything is clear now. thankyou
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)
#
A case is mentioned in
which a gallant majnr did not think it beneath his
dignity to officiate night after night as the living leg
of a stage elephant, the other legs of which were
"played" by United States officer.. Indeed, the
rlepliant, considering the difficulties surmounted 111
his creation, wa», as een by the !ie.ht of the "foot-
light*," consisting of four candle* set in bottie* and
empty condensed-milk cans, pronounced by the
critic* of the Ltbby Ptisan
Ck'onicU
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:02, archived)
# nope. you just muddied it all up again. NURSE!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# T FUQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# prodigy, hell yea. makes me wanna badgerdance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# this reminds me of Muriel Shentovis, imjussayin
spotify:track:1a4lqhDyfqpWwsebZpE0X4 (Skylined by Prodigy)

spotify:album:7xLQ4dDNZ7jDc67YxZwJJy (Experience: Expanded (Remastered) by Prodigy)

spotify:track:6m29IG70EHOXDbWaydygsX (Your Love (Remix) (Remastered) by Prodigy)

spotify:track:4m2AkmCujTTUFEYzjPkWkY (Hyperspeed (G-Force Part 2)(Remastered) by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Skylined is good stuff
fucking Spotify won't let this stupid American listen to 'Experience'


...numsay'n?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# the prodigy let anyone uload their stuff to utoob
they're cool like that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:52, archived)
# only found out yesterday that spotify is included with my broadband deal
but too late, virgin's getting fucked off

^shit, that sounds wrong
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# beer good
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:59, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# la la la, let me cunt the haviers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
# In 20 years they'll be grazing the floor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
# That's not gonna stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
TITLER
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# what a cracking pair
of binoculars :D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
#
source pic or it didn't happen
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 0:28, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# I can't believe that they're selling off the Royal Institution
So I just had to do something quick and TOAPy....



Click for bigger and better.
Edit: Click here for the Guardian's story, and here for Nobel Laureate Sir Harry Kroto's campaign page.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Oh tits.
Does that mean next year it will be the Christmas Lectures (sponsored by Powergen?) :'(
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# news link?
or is it being done 'on the quiet'?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Here's the BBC article
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21069749
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# oh, it's just the building that's being sold off
that's not so bad
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# grauniad article:
"The physicist and broadcaster Jim al-Khalili ..." what? are they having a laugh?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Eh?
What's the problem? He is both a physicist and a broadcaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# alkali lie
so he's an acid? i demand a pH test!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Lovely bloke
Presents various science programmes on BBC4. I had the pleasure of interviewing him at Winchester Science Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)
# i don't doubt it
i tried to make funny and failed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Monocular pony: I HATE Moggy's personality!!! I don't agree edible horse!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:44, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:48, archived)
# what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
# I dunno Moggy.
I'd prefer to be a forgiving person.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# he said,
"I'd prefer to be a forgiving person."
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# I don't understand what's happening any more Pedro :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# just take the fucking elephant!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:59, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# TAYKE IT
youtu.be/lbdeAhpIPhE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# where am i taking this elephant?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# yonder
to the east, to the havierl qube

when your gooch bleeds you shall know what to due
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1epQU2AvNQ
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)
# muriel shentovis circa 1972

spotify:track:0jWEpHmX9CXluKsr7AAylP (Their Law (Featuring Pop Will Eat Itself) by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I see she's removing her earwax there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# HAI IM PEYTON WESTLAKE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# So, is everyone in on some joke I'm not getting here?
Is this someone's second account that we knowingly goad?

I'm genuinely stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# i don't know
but i took the fucking elephant. now what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Think it's a case of "fucked until proven a virgin"
None of us really know
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# We've got as far as Happy Toast confirming a Japanese ip, and Moon Girl confirming that they have a decent understanding of spoken japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
# I still pretend to think it's JJ, routing through a Japanese IP
They've also shown a wavering grasp on slang, sometimes surprisingly solid and sometimes extremely weak. Me, I could put that down to cultural exposure, but I don't want to use words like "exposure" in one of these threads for fear of what might happen.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Yawn
*Wonders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
# SAW CUNT, HAD SICK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# I'd ask why the pony has two tails and one eye
but I'd be a lot more interested in why the pony is standing on two feet, has hair, is wearing a T shirt, and looks alarmingly like a 5 year old girl.

"A lot more interested" is, of course, somewhat relative, but even so.

According to Google Translate, "Basashi" is "Horse sashimi". 'Sashimi' still sounds rather Japanese to me, but who am I to argue with the mighty Google?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah.
Basashi is horse meat.

I just wanted draw Monocular Pony.
I remind Ray Harryhausen movie.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
# didn't sashimi
fight giant pink robots, or something?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
# ah, no, it was yoshimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Wouldn't Yoshimi be sushi made out of baby dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# possibly, but may contain horse
and why do some urls parse and some not? have i reached my daily link allowance or something?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Probably
You have to email cr3 or robtoo and pay them lots of mullah. Mullah Mohammed Omar would be favourite, they can get loads of money for selling him to the Americans.

In the meantime, I think this is Yoshimi:

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Yoshimi...
Like a Japanese girl name...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# and the subject of a flaming lips song
you wouldn't like it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)
# It's also a kebab of yoshis
Quite the delicacy in Mushroom Kingdom, I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)
# the magic mushroom kingdom?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Looking at the fact that giant dinosaurs play rounds of golf and tennis and race karts against their mortal enemies
who are Italian plumbers who spend their time saving the human princess who rules a load of talking mushrooms, we can only assume that yes, it is most definitely a magic mushroom kingdom.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
also, the human caterpillar is playing on syfy right now.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Human Schmatterpiller
It needs more yoshis roasting on an open fire.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Well you know
when does a word become a loanword? Is "sushi" an English word yet? Sashimi is finely sliced raw meat or fish. Sushi is the same thing with special tasty rice, sometimes without the sashimi.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah but I'm a philistine :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Hey Moggy, you know that the Deagnosti site is changing the lyrics to it's song to the French version now, yeah?
It now goes:

I love horses
Tastiest of animals
I love horses
Nyom nyom nyom.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# I never heard it.
Really exist? :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# You NEVER heard "I LOVE HORSES" Moggy?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# A little one-eyed imp whinging about horse meat.
Didn't think I'd see that today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# did you take the elephant? did you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)
# I think I might have done, today's been a whirlwind of mindfuckery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# I don't even know any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)
# You and me both, bro. You and me both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha yes. yes it has.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# I had such idea :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# WTF?
(Fly Projector, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:56, archived)
# why have you entered your last two images to this image challenge?
b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop/popular
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 8:08, archived)
# ANC, that's Bulgarian for FUCK!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# YOU WILL HAND OVER THE BELASARIUS MEMORANDUM FROM DARKMAN 1
ANYBODY MOVES, AND THE FUCK GETS IT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# bellasaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)
# TAYKE THE FUCKIN ELEPHANT
youtu.be/lbdeAhpIPhE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
# i want the NCC-2567
how many spacebucks does it cost?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# seven
and a pink elephant
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# i like options
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# i like the option of
taking the fucking elephant
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE...JUST FINE
THAT WOULD BE..JUST FINE


that would be...JUST FINE..hahahaeer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Fuck
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Tesco to start new rural service
(Luther, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# What's up with its arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:26, archived)
# it's equestrian bumrape service
what do THINK is up with it's arse, HMMM?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
#
*Stares at feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# horse DNA - aka Horse Shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Mmmm...delicious with horseradish.
Figging?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
# i believe those horses were frigging when they shat, yessum
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Print this out
and give it to the staff in Sainsbury's. They will like it.
(pip2, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# I can't see the likeness myself


(Bindun?)
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)
# sweet sweet monkey monarch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Unsavoury and slightly tart monkey reviewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# That's it Stouffer, you halp me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Ohhhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Gok's all like, "Deal with it"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
# ewe be baked, am cool widat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Also, wasn't she in Star Trek Episode I?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# I hate necks
goo.gl/pfDZe







www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
www.b3ta.com/links/Hard_Boiled_1992_full_movie_with_english_sub_ceo_film_sa_prevodom

spotify:track:4gQjYJkJ4uV6CveTwmycy8 (Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord)
spotify:track:41Ov4tNGvbIM7sVwWg54UM (Almost Famous by Eminem)
spotify:track:7dVU4NlWgArY1MifiTevJe (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by Prodigy)
spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)

spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)

spotify:track:4kcBLVepesflQP345wKVeq (No Good (Start The Dance) by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# ooh, fatty boom boom,
suck on my wee wee!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# i aint lickin no dog cock
not again
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# ...but I'm a female dog
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
# always the provider!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:57, archived)
# They do sound great, though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# still waiting for your website
also, would it kill you to fill your profile with some japes, i mean really?




imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# i know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# suave lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
# fucken fucken fucken fucken know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:48, archived)
# live for 30 consecutive nights only
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# day 17, rations low, gooch: petrified, send msg to havier - sned coupons, no multifuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# What are they complaining about ?
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# One of the classiest things someone ever said to me was....
Woman hands me a fiver and as straight laced as anything says "Sorry if it's got cocain on it"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Ha ha
(I snorted)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Haha classy indeed not using a street/nick name
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
# what was the fiver for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Change for the twenty I'd just paid her for a blow job.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Chalice in the palace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# mit Alice Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# i bet queenie's done loads of ganja
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Also... staying topical for a change...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# if the queen's cunt exhaled spliff smoke i'd definitely be pro-monarch


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Why do they have old Queen on their money?
Not even we have old Queen. We have the Queen back when she was pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Such innovation
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Is that...?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# larry page/brian cox/david walliams?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Labrav Pacoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)
# I've got a load of her jpegs in my WTA Tour folder
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Marawey Pvoihc
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# "Your search - labrav pacoms - did not match any documents."
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Larry Cox and Brian Page


uncanny right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# is this one of those '3D magic eye' type things?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# nah
i think it's post-reconstructive surgery burns patients
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# having googled Larry Page (lol, the irony)
I would say he looks more like David Walliams
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# good point
i'd attempt that too, but i already spent enough time wrestling with gimp for this hamfisted effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# what, that they both have bad hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Large face syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# A faceotomy isn't cheap these days.
Holy shit, I just found a bunch of Son House.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7h6DyyIoXU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# you've made him look like Colin Moulding
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# high visible gum percentage on that Larry chap
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# he seems to have brought visible gum enough for everyone
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Larry Gum
And anti-larry gum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Basashi.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# British people were upset because beefburgers usually contain beef, not horse.
If it had said "horseburger", it wouldn't have been a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# That and the fact
the horsemeat had clearly not been passed for human consumption, as we didn't know it was there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# In other words...
Riding horse meat was used??!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# aren't all horses ridable?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Non-edible
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# what makes them non-edible?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Because There are some eat horse meat culture in Japan.
Its culture is not in Japan in general. It exists only in high-end restaurant.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# So disgusting that only rich people eat it
just to show off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# *surreptitiously scrapes caviar into bin*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I'm anything but rich
but I do love caviar. Ritz biscuit, slice of hard boiled egg and caviar on top, NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# well,
Lah-de-dah

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# It is simply
a matter of style.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Mmm fish embryo on chicken period
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I'm a carnivore
Everything I eat was one or the other once.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Humans are just freakish creatures anyway.
-I mean, we breed by prodding a thing in a hole and then grow one of ourselves in a giant, fluid-filled cyst, before trying to squeeze it out in unbearable agony. Some of us do it several times.
-Our societies can barely exist without creating an 'us and them' mentality, which usually leads to the 'them' being marginalised and oppressed.
-Our evolutionary success partially derives from our ability to eat other creatures that aren't that dissimilar to us. There is also evidence to suggest that humans once widely practised endocannibalism.
-We enjoy looking at cat videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# You speak wisely, young one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# *squeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# our evolutionary success partially derives from
our willingness to eat things that have evolved to cause pain to anyone trying to eat it, purely for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# fugu?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# oh yeah that too,
although I was thinking of chillies, and indeed onions (which are highly toxic to dogs, I found out).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Birds can't taste the capsaicin in chillies
For they are the devil's creature! Eat more birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Chillies are fruit. Chillies want to be eaten, that's the whole point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# The meat would be extremely tough
You'd probably have to hang it for a good few weeks to make something out of it that anyone would want to eat. That or use a really big sledgehammer, which might seem a bit disrespectful to poor Nobbin.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# No; the point is
nobody knows what horsemeat was used. Every cow in the UK has a 'passport' and is traceable throughout the system. I wouldn't mind eating horse, but I'd want to know it has been checked for disease etc before I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Given my passport cost about seventy quid
I think it's pretty fucking profligate of the UK government to dish them out to cows willy-nilly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Oh be fair
If your entire life consisted of standing in a field then being killed and eaten, you can't begrudge them a holiday. Strange so few cows take up the option.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# True
But cows can't go on planes -- too big -- and and things tend to happen to them when they pass through France. Being eaten is bad enough but being eaten raw by a Frenchman? The mind shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# this
the problem is not what is in things generally

but why "random things are suddenly in things" that should not be in things.

Wow, poor standards in the meat industry, how completely surprise

innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# see
in every supermarket there's a special, unmarked area for people who have been playing 'Reconciling the Seemingly Disparate'

sometimes I got to Tesco just to find that shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# but hamburger contains no ham
due to the power of geography

this is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# some people have horses as pets in this country
A line which many carnivores for some reason see as wrong to cross
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Some people also have rabbits,
but you can get them at the butchers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# and some people have pet pigs, chickens and even cows
I don't quite understand how some animals are for food and others not (other than taste, which is almost irrelevent with the factory farmed slurry that most pies, slices and sausages are made from)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I have a pet potato
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# King Edward or Maris Piper?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Yukon Gold
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
#
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# oh
this means we westerners have been planting our potato trees upside down...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I can count up to potato
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I like to pet my spuds
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# well,
if no one else will do it for you...
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Potatoes don't exist.

Shares may go up as well as down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# What the fuck
Also, more dead ho's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# dunno,
it doesn't seem right to eat carnivorous animals. That's second-hand meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I'd say you could look at how many carnivores are used as food animals
but it would be a bit of a silly argument, herbivores are a hell of a lot more docile and we can raise more of them at a time whereas for a carnivore we would need to raise animals for it to eat before eating it ourselves.

So as you were, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# that's pretty much my thinking.
maybe they eat cats and dogs in places where they were running wild and breeding out of control? I dunno.

I like to eat venison when they do a cull, saves wasting it if they're going to do it anyway. Never heard of anyone eating badger though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Too many memories of reading Wind in the Willows
I think secretly everyone hated Bambi and was rooting for the hunter, it's the only explanation for venison.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I know I was,
made my mum cry though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I don't really remember watching Bambi
I think it made my older sister cry so it wasn't put on again. The same goes for Watership Down. I've never actually eaten rabbit but I rather like venison.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# saw it at the pictures.
Watership Down & Silent Running make me cry.


(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# chickens are fed a mashed up slurry of other chickens
the things you expect to be nice and "corn fed" often aren't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Cows were fed mashed up sheep brains.
That ended well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# A price worth paying just for the best political pr photo ever
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# God bless British beef!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# well
is it something that really matters?

sometimes I think this argument boils down to "You eat cow by products, therefore you should have no qualms in eating your cat. I'd quite like you to eat your cat to satisfy my sense of injustice at your apparent hypocrisy."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Becuase British peoples don't eat their housepets
Resemblance misplaces the fatuous composite
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# you keep a horse in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Yes for the purpose of causing anglo/oriental cultural confusion only
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Horses make fantastic lapdog replacements
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Dogs are small horses in disguise
*trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Cats are small pigs
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# *saddles fido*
ON GREAT HEART!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Who can hold their hand up and honestly say they have never tried to ride a dog eh?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# -


*lowers hand*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# when you consider some the freakish shite they eat
Its understandable that they don't understand how some people are getting upset over dobbin-gate
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Damn dangerous things
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha!
I quite like squid.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# squid mushroom
blogs.yahoo.co.jp/shinnymn/28306130.html
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# mushrooms?
Bluregh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Yes ;)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# mushrooms are the devils turds.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# ooh
alien
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# It's Japanese, racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# You cannot get Japanese racists.
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# mesmerising tentacle action
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Squid-stealer...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Especially if the horse has been fed sugar lumps
Might give you diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Narezushi
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# haha
took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# really is a bizarre race though
all those burgers going around a circuit and jumping over fences
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I live on a farm with stables...
...I also like eating horse, but not the ones from the stables or the girls would get very upset. I had a most succulent foal steak last time I was in Spain. Since then my wife divorced me and my daughter kicks me in the nuts every time I mention that delicious foal steak.... oooffff!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# it's because in the uk horsemeat is by accident, unless you live in the country and don't really give a crap as long as it's not diseased.
but anyway, people have various ideas.

Generally, eating horses is not one of them in the UK.

Unless the horse is really cute.

and chopped into tasty cutlets.

Cooked in various ways, various succulent tasty ways.

I feel hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# disco horse meats?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# or Horsemeat Disco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6cROQveEs4
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# OMG, WOW, hivemind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
#
馬のたわごと
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Because Japanses horses are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# first glance - scunthorpe
and i thought, yeah, scunthorpe is pretty alien
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
#
In UK, eating cow is acceptable,
eating sheep is acceptable
eating pig is acceptable
eating horse is unacceptable
I don't understand any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# food for thought:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21043368
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# That last comment is quality.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I think it is a historical hangover
Old horse probably tastes crap. Young horse was too valuable to eat because it was too useful for plowing, transport etc. Eating a horse might give you 10 meals, using a horse to work on a farm will give you 1,000 meals.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# I was told that the older the horse, the better the meat.
:)
So you can work Dobbin hard, ride him for many a year, and when he goes lame... nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# What I mean is, I can understand being okay eating any animal, or refusing to eat any animal.
I can't understand the halfway positions which most people seem to adopt.
Also, I'm tired of people asking me "but you still eat fish, right?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# fish
or briefly known as "sea kittens"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# True, I don't understand
the halfway types either. I'll eat, or at least try, almost anything (If you are paying). The only food I wouldn't give a go would be because it was endangered etc. I don't understand people who say 'I don't eat X' when usually there are about 500 ways to prepare it that all taste a bit different.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# They eat dogs in Korea!
DOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# And plenty of other places. Went to a market in China where they had many a sad-looking dog for sale for its meat
Humans eat everything unless society says it's bad... alligators, spiders, cats...

Gah. Even my own 'sad-looking' comment is evidence of anthropomorphising. Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Well lets hope Tesco don't get wind of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# As a veggie I'm feeling remarkably smug this week
*fears results of the Irish ministry of foods veggie burger testing next week though
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# I agree, it's silly to get upset. Horses make perfectly good meat just like cats make perfectly good helicopters
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I don't agree cat helicopter.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# but killing and eating expensive horses is ok?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Hmm
I don't agree it basically.
But, I will eat If I get as gift from someone.
It's civility.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# No equine-isms :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# *caution* horse meat
basasiya.com/products/detail.php?product_id=321
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# I gift you my morning turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# No thanks.
Basically human can not eat turds.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Tell that to German scat fetishists.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# how about horse helicopters and catburgers?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# live and let live, moggy, live and let live
there's probably a japanese variant of that

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# You really want us to have a debate with someone who has a tissue-paper thin grasp on reality?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# I would eat horse burgers...
If they were on sale in the UK and 4 for £1.
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i probably wouldn't
these went in the bin:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# They are probably still safe...
as long as you only lick them around the edges.

Like with fire - doesn't hurt if you touch it gently.
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# I'd have happily eaten horsemeat in Switzerland if it didn't cost so much.
Next time I'm in France, however...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Appart from what everyone else has said above, about not knowing it was in there ect...
I don't think the majority of people are upset, we're laughing about it in reality, and the main purpose of the shocking headlines is just to create a media circus, to get people all up in arms about it so they continue to follow the story boosting advertising rates and sales of news papers..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# has anyone done
a Jeremy the annoying horse sketch this week?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Jeremy has been accidently eaten.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# nooooooooooo
rolls on the floor and shudders in the horror
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# What, like Jeremy shat in the processors and that's why there's horse DNA?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Absolutely...
I'm more put off to think that coffee contains ground cockroaches. (And probably bollockroaches too I imagine.)
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Haha, I'm just sat here this minute with an espresso!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ^
with a croissant and a smug expression?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# A rollup and a hungover look ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# hahah
same here :)..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Nice :)
Be sure to drink it through your teeth =D
(EricTViking, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Examines sludge in the bottom of the cup.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
#
I have 4 horse steaks in the freezer

I bought them before xmas, going to have them next week.

they are cheap too, I hope they taste ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Do you have a blog I can subscribe to?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# look out for beef DNA
wouldn't want you to eat something nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Wanna buy some horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
# A pub in the Hungry Horse chain


Click for bigger (120 kb)
(pip2, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Fast food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# neigh waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Can you also get chow mane?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# no, but they do horse d'ouvres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Saddle-y, I've not tried 'em.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Bargain
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# The cost comes when you realise you're sitting in a Hungry Horse pub
and feel the immediate suicidal urges.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Blimey they're actually real
shows how long since I've had pub tiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Alas, yes
They've been around for years, and have been rubbish for as long as I've been aware of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# That's expencive....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Only once....
Did the Mrs & I venture in and eat... Neighhhver again. It was served by a women who thought we right posh 'cos we sent the white wine back and asked for a cold bottle. In summer you can see entire football shirts of the nation in the pub garden as you drive past, it's like watching primates at play.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# The Village Fete

Click for 103k bigger
EDIT: enhanced shadow under Rover.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# warning: risk of snow showers later
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Snow showers? The Prisoner? I'm RISsin' like an academician.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Be seeing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Oh. Feckin. Yes
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Nice, but look closer.
What's directly below the figures is their reflection in the saturated sand. Their shadows are short and to the left, suggesting the sun is not quite overhead, but off to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Am I too late for this band wagon?


Click for huge for no apparent reason (228 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# i want some marble sponge cake now
but that'll mean a trudge to the supermarket, and i really can't be arsed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Don't you have any marble and sponges laying around the house?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# no...
I WANT CAKE!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# That would be an odd game indeed.
Let's try it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# You made my spill my tea
Through my nose.
(pip2, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Neigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Mmmm guylian chocolate seahorses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahah...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvin wasn't depressed, he just needed to get in touch with his sexuality.
he just needed to get in touch with his sexuality.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Also used as a coupler"… if you know what I mean.

So as not to be a thread-hog…
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# 16 quid?!
They're havin' a laff!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# But it's so shiny!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# SHIT man, that's a 15-PIN
VGAtse imminent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# I'm not GIMPing *that*.
I don't want to say 'photoshopping' because I don't use Photoshop, but I can't find a better verb for 'modifying photos in GIMP'.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# I swan around saying "GIMPifying".
I get barred from a lot of places.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# mmmm
needs more leds

mANN bUMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Gaye Marvin?
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
that reminded me of west hams mascot hammerhead and its rather gay dance this morning in the back ground of football focus
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# never buy cheap, knock off kung-fu manuals from the backs of comics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Awww...
Judging by /links (&, apocryphally, /talk), we have some proper hard cases on here...at least on the keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:07, archived)
# everyone is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# who's done what to who now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# See this is why i stay away from /talk...
Too many keyboard warriors!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# I'm going to get a keyboard with a laser in it
to do battle with them

in the face
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# I do not think that word means what you think it means.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Which word would that be, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Apocryphally.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# It means exactly what I intended it to mean, in this context...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Then your opinion of /talk isvery unusual :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# ; x ;
no
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# # t %
yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:38, archived)
# #o#
Indecisive.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# ^ r €
praps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# _ m %
undecided
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# *resets*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# what did I miss
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:32, archived)
# haha clikt
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I somehow missed this earlier.
TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Should have gone for
UNEXPECTED HORSE, BITCH!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:43, archived)
# An ancient word of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:47, archived)
# *sends off for a free book*
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:47, archived)
# *launches 'bag of bones' support group*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:32, archived)
# that's no tonka
edit: bought my youngest son one like this (only in red, and better condition, a real £5 ebay bargain)

and he won't let anyone touch it. even he doesn't play with it - he uses it as a cupholder by his bed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:35, archived)
# TONKLER
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# He really needs to be throwing a truck in the penultimate frame
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# I should probably tell this story here
Our school bus had those emergency hammers installed so we could smash the windows if the bus crashed. There was a guy in out grade we called "watto" because his surname was watson.

We would sing "tonk watto, tonk watto, tonk watto" to the tune of that titwillow song while we tapped him on the head with those little ball hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuA-9pqRok
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Hehe,
It's amazing how the years can turn an incident of brazen bullying into an amusing anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# he's probably a serial killer now
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Oh ja, pump das iron thin boy. Oh ja.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# the shorter version of this would be
"that's right muscles, but I have an AK47" *repeated gunshots* "Hey, muscles, your most of your insides are showing"

and then him and the beach chick go off and do stuff that folk did in the beaches in olden days.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Boy, she's gonna get it tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:23, archived)
# hahafuck
i'm enjoying the 'misread the brief' entries more than the robots :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:25, archived)
# also, allow me to insert this very important public service message:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:29, archived)
# That's not how you spell TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:30, archived)
# right then, imma get real drunk
then we'll see how i spell tonka. probably 'GRRR!'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:47, archived)
# cool, mine's a guinness!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:16, archived)
# fuuck!
can't stand the stuff.
i'd have some brandy, but it may be a little early now
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:20, archived)
# It's past 5 o'clock
You can have brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:22, archived)
# oh five hundred
what's the 'oh' stand for? oh my god it's early (robin williams, good morning vietnam, 1987)

may have been six am, can't remember
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:35, archived)
# Y'know
I pretty much detest RW because of his mawkishness (he *almost* redeemed himself in One Hour Photo, but, as much as I love Terry Gilliams' work, I really struggle to like The Fisher King partly because of RW's involvement), but I've never watched GMV all the way through...I think I should rectify the situation (although I doubt I'll like RW much more after doing so).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:02, archived)
# GMV is not entirely mawk free
good film though
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:55, archived)
# The souls of the beers make me strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:28, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# oof :D
also, reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Love in a canoe beer
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)

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