nicely
mind if i dump this on the back of the bandwaggon.... :)
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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hahahathis one is very good
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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as long as I can dump mine too.(
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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Brilliant that!"Champion the wonder horse" pfft
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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A horse is first course, of course, of courseAnd no-one can tell where the meat is sourced
Unless of course the labs recourse
to the famous DNA test!
(Unless of course the labs recourse
to the famous DNA test!
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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Q. What do you call a horse with no body?A. Mr Head
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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I've just produced an elephantWhere's the "I made this" button?
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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i was about to say 'oh, fuck off'but you are right - it does look like an elephant. A horrible, brown elephant.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:08,
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fuck off to the doctorsyou cunt.
and eat a little less fibre.
(and eat a little less fibre.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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aaaand you fall "foul" of my PPOPAYGI* ruleBye
*POST-PICS-OF-POOP-AND-YOU-GET-IGNORED
(*POST-PICS-OF-POOP-AND-YOU-GET-IGNORED
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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That's a little McKeithist isn't it?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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Hahaha! 
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Caption it, "Couldn't Stop Motion"and compo it.
Or don't.
(Or don't.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:45,
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oh for fuck's sakewho takes a picture of their shit and posts it on a puerile message bored?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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finding her on twitter made my day last year(@PamAyres needless to say)
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new_matt,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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almost passable, wow!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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"my name is P. Ayres""the P stands for Pamela, not Pubic"
-can't remember who, when or where that came from...
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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-can't remember who, when or where that came from...
"Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teefs..."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:19,
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There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. - Winston Churchill
(
partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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poor Trigger gone to the abattoir in the skyit's what he would have wanted
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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Whether it's Daisy or ShergarI'd nyom the hell out of that & use the cowboy to pick my teeth with!
*click*
(*click*
Joliet,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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I'd like to think that these recent scares would be an end to this culture of processed and convenience food, but it ain't gonna happen
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:16,
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Morninjas everyone.To put an end to all this stupid business... have a trek!
Why can you not get a picture of THAT door when you google Star Trek Door? Just get a bunch of nerdy twats with custom built virginity defenders.
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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Why can you not get a picture of THAT door when you google Star Trek Door? Just get a bunch of nerdy twats with custom built virginity defenders.
'ning! Help yourself to some toast.
It might be a bit, err... glowy.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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I met him at a wedding a few years ago.Seemed like a nice bloke. Had fists like a gorilla.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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HweetonHwill Hweeton
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:39,
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The Bee-fish is delicious as it swims exclusively in honey.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:01,
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I like lasagne, best of all the ready-mealsI like lasagne, it's so yum.
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:27,
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rainbow beefish the more fabulous relative
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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Opts for the Lamborghini instead
(
hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21,
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ha i was so mesmerised i didn't read the comments. tickle I was away,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:11,
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Hahah sitting in a restaurant waiting for this to loadThen it loaded and I said "OH NO!" out loud
(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:01,
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what's for dinner? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:45,
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Hyderabadi dosa.Waiter: "That's quite spicy sir..."
Me: "I hope so!"
(waiter looks vaguely offended)
(Me: "I hope so!"
(waiter looks vaguely offended)
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 2:52,
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And you weren't offended by the warning . . .I'm lucky enough that the only times I've been hurt by prejudice (directed toward me) were when I couldn't get spicy food.
Once a chef poked his head out the door and checked out our table (nearly as white as paste) before giving me the dumbed down version instead of what I'd wanted. Once a waiter told me not to eat the chilies in the curry (after I had had two). That restaurant figured me out and became my regular spot.
I still know that I'm lucky that that's the worst of it and I'm not actually offended, just pleased to find some places around here who don't doubt my word.
"Vaguely offended", heh.
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 3:48,
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Once a chef poked his head out the door and checked out our table (nearly as white as paste) before giving me the dumbed down version instead of what I'd wanted. Once a waiter told me not to eat the chilies in the curry (after I had had two). That restaurant figured me out and became my regular spot.
I still know that I'm lucky that that's the worst of it and I'm not actually offended, just pleased to find some places around here who don't doubt my word.
"Vaguely offended", heh.
fully sick, bro PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:40,
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Fuck Walt Disney, you should be frozen when you die.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 3:14,
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are you sure that's not jiggered in post production? ;)very impressive lining up of both hands
I like how you live in the shack from Evil Dead too :D
(I like how you live in the shack from Evil Dead too :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:48,
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Hypermobile joints right therewoo :)
( hekim 66 ΙΚΖπ ΚΙnβ² uooW,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:18,
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OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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proper fucked up*click*
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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five messages and you haven't 'shopped a kitten yet :(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:14,
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No, it's erroneous capitalisation In the middle of sentences night
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:01,
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Well I'd planned to read it but he ruined the ending. (I'm suggesting it's fiction)
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:19,
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oooow did I upset you? I'm guessing that'll garner a response, but I'll be sure to answer tomorrow.
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:35,
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Some Roman chap that made a lot of mistakes..See Jabberwhatsit, that's how to use capitals mid sentence.
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:37,
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LolIT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!
*runs off to the secret mountain lair for sleeps*
(*runs off to the secret mountain lair for sleeps*
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:56,
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you can stay in my bunker, it has air con
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:58,
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not really erroneous when it's a title, is it?definitely Cretin Night - The New Tuesday
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:46,
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*Sings themetune*"Cretin Night, Cretin Night,
The time of month to post your shite,
Cretin Night, Cretin Night,
Sorry you're not so bright."
*To the tune of Rhubarb and Custard*
(The time of month to post your shite,
Cretin Night, Cretin Night,
Sorry you're not so bright."
*To the tune of Rhubarb and Custard*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:06,
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I don't mind attempts to belittle me, but you have to do better than just hitting the keyboard till words come out.Firstly, you're using cretin like it's your new word of the day. With no real attempt at artistic delivery, you're just hoping it'll catch with the b3tards and in the coming weeks you can say to yourself 'That was me!'.
Secondly, the lyrics you wrote do not fit the tune for Rhubard and Custard.
The tune goesβ¦.
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-la-na-da-da-daaa
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-da-da-da-daaa
Cr-eh-eh-tin Night Cr-eh-eh-tin Night - nearly works, but it's very clumsy and the second line is so desynchronised, thereβs no point even attempting it.
Fundamentally, youβre just lazily adding in pop culture referencing to further your attempts to start your own βthingβ. But no-one will give a fuck.
Iβd of gone for βLadies Nightβ** by Kool and the Gang
Oh yes itβs cretin night
Iβm so fucking right
Oh yes itβs cretin night
Your skills are light
**Interestingly which is capitalised, as it's a title, but in the lyrical text I checked isn't, thus proving my original point**
Thirdly, and this is more advice than a direct insult(no it isn't), Iβve had a look at your body of work and itβs very poor quality.
Youβre 42 and been a member for 7 years?
And you have the temerity to call me not so bright?
I genuinely, genuinely thought, before I saw your age, that you were some wet behind the ear teenager with a retro fetish drawing inspiration from The Big Book of 80s Culture to impress the big b3ta boys. No personal insight evident, just slap dash pointless shit spammed out in the hope that 1 in 100 might achieve regard.
You should by now, purely on the basis of time spent, be more capable than just contributing valueless material for current memes, drawing cocks, sausages that represent cocks and gifs with matches (sometimes as cocks) and/or twitches.
Take it from me, your creative and intellectual superior, you need some deviation to give your work more gravitas. Display that your abilities have risen from the level of an early primary school student and you have something worthwhile to add.
In short, you Jabbertwot are the cretin.
And you reek of fanboi.
(,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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Secondly, the lyrics you wrote do not fit the tune for Rhubard and Custard.
The tune goesβ¦.
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-la-na-da-da-daaa
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-da-da-da-daaa
Cr-eh-eh-tin Night Cr-eh-eh-tin Night - nearly works, but it's very clumsy and the second line is so desynchronised, thereβs no point even attempting it.
Fundamentally, youβre just lazily adding in pop culture referencing to further your attempts to start your own βthingβ. But no-one will give a fuck.
Iβd of gone for βLadies Nightβ** by Kool and the Gang
Oh yes itβs cretin night
Iβm so fucking right
Oh yes itβs cretin night
Your skills are light
**Interestingly which is capitalised, as it's a title, but in the lyrical text I checked isn't, thus proving my original point**
Thirdly, and this is more advice than a direct insult(no it isn't), Iβve had a look at your body of work and itβs very poor quality.
Youβre 42 and been a member for 7 years?
And you have the temerity to call me not so bright?
I genuinely, genuinely thought, before I saw your age, that you were some wet behind the ear teenager with a retro fetish drawing inspiration from The Big Book of 80s Culture to impress the big b3ta boys. No personal insight evident, just slap dash pointless shit spammed out in the hope that 1 in 100 might achieve regard.
You should by now, purely on the basis of time spent, be more capable than just contributing valueless material for current memes, drawing cocks, sausages that represent cocks and gifs with matches (sometimes as cocks) and/or twitches.
Take it from me, your creative and intellectual superior, you need some deviation to give your work more gravitas. Display that your abilities have risen from the level of an early primary school student and you have something worthwhile to add.
In short, you Jabbertwot are the cretin.
And you reek of fanboi.
oh dearthis has not gone well...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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Valentines Card.
Here's an early Valentines card to give you extra sexy solo massage time.
Mod: Click for uncensored - please keep NSFW stuff off the board. Thanks
Or, you could just delete the whole thread.Same difference.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:29,
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^this. shame, I was looking forward to leaning back with popcorn and beer.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:32,
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Hair twins are horny for you.NSFW or humans.
<a href="http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/92228/1360278702/nsfw.jpg"><small>Click for NSFW (149 kb)</small></a>
(<a href="http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/92228/1360278702/nsfw.jpg"><small>Click for NSFW (149 kb)</small></a>
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:36,
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Give ^this a gobut not in a new thread now, mind, or there'll be even more internet upset
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:37,
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Post a bit earlier in the day and I'm sure that Happen Toaster will be glad to give you a few pointers :) drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:44,
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I think it's getting a bit cluttered now.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:51,
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jesus, there's STILL no industrial refrigeration on itYou'll have to try a bit harder
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:31,
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Weird. This shows it still exists (NSFW)- b3ta.com/board/edit.php?id=10924167
but this doesn't- b3ta.com/board/10924167
(but this doesn't- b3ta.com/board/10924167
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:34,
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you're trying to divide by zero aren't you.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:38,
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haha proper chuckled at that :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:14,
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I'm afraid.Women should not look like this.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:03,
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Well they definitely shouldn't have a clearly visible nutsack, that's for sure. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:07,
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Ah, clearly a performance of shakespear in the original klingon
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:33,
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Is that the findus factory? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:28,
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haha, don't be sillyit's far too clean for that
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:46,
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Dammt JimIf you'd liked t then you should have put a trcorder on it
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:23,
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Khans Never Lie.Wishing On A Star Trek.
Fake Your Way To The Spock.
Phaser Ladies (Put A Stun On It).
(Fake Your Way To The Spock.
Phaser Ladies (Put A Stun On It).
Captain Howdy,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Stop Motion Animation"){kind=small}
I've been waiting two years for this challenge.
youtu.be/QUn3aRAITPg
Now, how do I embed this?
[MOD EDIT - convert it to a gif like so]
(,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:04,
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youtu.be/QUn3aRAITPg
Now, how do I embed this?
[MOD EDIT - convert it to a gif like so]
2 years, 10 months and 19 days to be precise.That's some serious forward-thinking, maisflocke.
Kudos.
(Kudos.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:09,
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nicely done, but try reposting it here as a gif:)
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:12,
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Be wary of the Happy Toast though, for he is vigilant. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:17,
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Too brownand i dont like the font
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:29,
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They look like ants from up here
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:35,
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How about the year after?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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Especially the French ones like the guy in the picture.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:54,
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This is why we should never look behind the curtain.(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:00,
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as frequently heard while in the locale of the Bigg Market"Gan canny on tha escargot, ya twat"
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:21,
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Scathing social commentary, here.I think it's time we all took a good, hard look at ourselves and what our country has become.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:03,
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Qute right hadn't realised just how deep t was at first glance
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:18,
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You're right!Can't we return to traditional family values!
*unzips*
I'm doing my bit!
(*unzips*
I'm doing my bit!
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:19,
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Can you "do your bit" n prvate please?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:20,
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No I can't.I jolly well can't!
*waves it about in the breeze*
AHHH, BRISK!
(*waves it about in the breeze*
AHHH, BRISK!
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:22,
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Needs more feather and calligraphy mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:30,
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