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[challenge entry] Let's get that Pete Wylie song to number one eh B3TA?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# My mate's dad took that photograph
and she's in that queue somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:35, archived)
# your mate´s dad is a transexual?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# ?
Bob Cramp, he was quite an established photographer back then, but like many photographers fell out of favour with the lovelies. Runs a B&B now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:43, archived)
# she's
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Pronoun trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 0:11, archived)
# very
good!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I'd rather have pissed on her while she was in her last moments
all the fun's lost now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# We're all revealing our true colors today.
I fell no shame.

edit- sorry, COLOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# we're all the colours of the rainbow ...except blue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJnqtzi2fg&list=UUZx0tkpUHDbY-dkcwMfA8kA&index=131
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:46, archived)
# I'm not following the blue references.
Over here blue is liberal. I'm guessing blue is Tory.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:55, archived)
# YEP.....given that it's a joint affair though it really should be green (blue & yellow)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Haha. Bile.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Popular, old, facebook style joke is old, popular and on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:41, archived)
# YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Fucking...
...awesome.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 23:08, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I wonder how many of you
actually remember living under a Thatcher government? I was very far from being her biggest fan, but posting things like this is disrespectful and ignores the positive things that she did for the country. Flame away but at least be over 45 if you want me to take you seriously.
(ianisme, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Yes, i do..
It led to double digit inflation, interest rates at 15%, and the second boom and bust recession in a row.

Show me a positive, and get slapped with a tirade of negatives (including how neighbors became enemies due to her policies)...( and something still not recovered from )

Your point???

You must be a troll, surely?
(Tivert, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 3:15, archived)
# I must be a troll
because I'm not prepared to jump on the hate bandwagon? Perhaps you have forgotten about the winter of discontent and the preceding disastrous labour governments? Three million unemployed sound like a Labour success story does it?
I haven't and I don't cherry pick what aspects of Thatcher to attack. Like I said, I'm no fan of hers and never was, but she did turn the UK around. She did stand up to Europe, she did defend the UK's interests and she did eventually put more people back to work and bring inflation down to very low levels. You can hardly blame her for what went before. If you thought that seemingly endless strikes were really what Britain needed then you were as much a part of the problem as the 'evil' Tories.
(ianisme, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 4:42, archived)
# Idiot
So you must be 80 or over to have an opinion on Hitler then?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 6:13, archived)
# I know that calling me an idiot
does nothing to legitimise the outpouring of hatred against Thatcher, especially by people who weren't even born when she was PM. If it makes you feel better to call those who disagree with you stupid names then feel free to do so.
(ianisme, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 6:41, archived)
# I'm 47 and I do.
Now piss off you cunt of an apologist.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Some of the comments I've been reading have been from people implausibly young...
(or is it the case the consequences of her policies linger on..?)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Ah leave them be.
Hating Thatcher is like supporting the same football team as your dad. It's an important and bonding part of our collective culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Good point
It's exactly the same cheering on your dad's team as it is celebrating the death of an elderly woman who went through a long and undignified illness and finally died to dementia.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Spot on
I've given up on Facebook for today the amount of absolute bollocks being posted at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I just involuntarily signed up for FB.
I might be one of a few places where real stuff is happening. I don't get the idea of clicking on a "like". I post things like repairing a circuit board.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:40, archived)
# And this is different from any other day, how?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Haha
Well, quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# I only am on facebook for the absolute bollocks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# So
People who are born after a particular time are completely disqualified from having an opinion on it?
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:27, archived)
# They're disqualified from having a kneejerk opinion on it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Everyone's disqualified from that, shirley?
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Aye, but I was wondering how many of today's teens know much about her
I'm 31 and could only tell you the key moments of her time in office as it all took place before I turned 10.
so I don't know if people born in, say, 1994 would be able to hold a balanced discussion on her...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# yeah, go on, make me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
# they could if they´d discovered some phenomena called writing or speaking
whereupon information encoded into symbols called words can be deciphered, revealing data about the past that extends even more that 20 years back. You can find words in human speech, books, and even websites. It can allow you know something about an event you didn´t even personally witness
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes
But would 'yer average teenager' have taken it upon themselves to learn about Thatcher,
i.e. if I'd asked a 17 year old yesterday what they thought about Mrs T, what response would I have got?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Round my way you would have got chibbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# That Ken Clarke was a right c*nt back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:40, archived)
# I don't see what living through an experienece has to do with it
If you stopped a random person on the street and asked them to explain what caused the current recession you're likely to get little further than "bloody bankers innit?". In twenty years I'd far rather have a discussion with someone who has recently studied the recession in school/uni, even if they werne't born at the time, then that same person on the street - especially after time has entrenched the bias in their views and dimmed their memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# They know she was Camerons grandmonth wife
nuff said innit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I miss month grandmonth :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:51, archived)
# don't get me started
my mood isn't the best today as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:33, archived)
# but it's the best Monday the 8th of April ever
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:36, archived)
# not in our house
found out this morning my brother has cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Very sorry to hear that Mrs Smash
Best of luck
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# they've caught it early
but there are 5 tumours. nearly punched someone earlier when he suggested my best bet was prayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Give him the greatest biggest longest Smash Monkey hugs you can muster
they definitely help :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:00, archived)
# he's not a hugger
very emotionally closed off, apart from anger. i'll probably get him a bottle of brandy on payday, he'd appreciate that more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
#
I think that's the gift I'd most appreciate under the circumstance.
(pikey, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:56, archived)
# :(
Sorry to hear that, I hope he makes a swift recovery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# heavy heavy
which kind?..and at what stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
# bowel
and early. he's going in in a few days to have it removed before he starts on chemo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:51, archived)
# early is good
I went through 3 months chemo......My neck tumour shrunk in 48 hours.Then they zap the area with radiation ......Amazing advances in treatment over the last few years.And the Macmillan nurses who dish it out are meticulous.He'll be in good hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# he's shitting himself
i'm the one who has all the surgery, he's never had anything done before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I was EXACTLY the same....tell him this-- on the second breath of gas,before he exhales he's magically back on the ward.
that's how quick and painless it is. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Sads :(
Best of luck to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:09, archived)
# That's too bad.
I've had my share of illness too. I've recovered from the pits of hell. You never know. I hope the best for him.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:53, archived)
# hoping he'll be fine
nothing else i can do, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I'm one of those people who hates to hear the phrase "good morning".
But even with the power out for the last 8 hours, and having only a couple of hours of sleep, this is one of the first days in years when I honestly am walking around saying good morning.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:37, archived)
# nicely spot on
I personally believe she did as much good as bad - at least she had conviction and beliefs unlike any pm since that i can remember - most of which have made terrible decisions usually mostly upon political vanity and short term poll ratings.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# She was extremely divisive....
and I don't like how she vilified her opponents, but she did break the union thugs, and she was in favour of freedom. Sadly New Labour gave it all back to the corporations when they arrived, but most of Thatcher's mistakes still exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Frankly, I've seen a lot more
of people complaining about young people having an opinion despite not being alive in the 80s than I have of young people having an opinion despite not being alive in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Looking back, my pic seems more curmudgeonly than it did yesterday
but really my point was about the worth of a teenager's opinion rather than their right to one. (hence why I used the word 'qualified' and not 'entitled')
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Perfect
Thank you
(LokiMD, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Funny, I was thinking along similar lines
except all the comments I've been reading seem to be saying nice things about her. Clearly, they weren't there.

Morrisey called it correctly as far as I'm concerned :
"Thatcher will only be fondly remembered by sentimentalists who did not suffer under her leadership"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wishmasters' Teri Hatcher gag

It's original if not hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Haha, poor Piers :D

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# first film i ever saw robert englund looking normal in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# He looked pretty normal in V before they ripped his face off
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# yeah, but he was an alien
in wishmaster, he was just a normal bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Shrine to thatcher announced!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# He seems unconcerned
that it's dribbling all over his shoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's a toap) but ...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# She died at the Ritz.
How fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Hellloooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Oh Ninj,
That is creepy and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Soz mate ;) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Eww eww eww eww!
That's fair put me off my Snickers bar. X-p

Those eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Happy Candles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Argh!
Top lip action! (or rather, bottom lip action. Oh, you get what I mean...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Now I'm thinking about "David Cameron's lips"
*shudders*

Dunno about being put off me Snickers, I'm feeling put off having eyes and an imagination too. X-p


Hmmm... that's going to cause Nam-level flashbacks when that crops up as an /AC
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Wood
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Re-post


Inspired by joe scaramanga.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Proper fear
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# well that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# TWO WEEKS
That's a bit good, that is! Have a clicky :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# two weeks? two weeks?!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Perfect! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Brill!
Hang on, does this mean he gets to start all over again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppose I ought to jump on the bandwagon...
...especially as I posted it on FB hours ago. It's a sad day indeed when FB gets my 'shops before b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Facebook is the big smelly elephant of hatred that spoiled the internet party with it's pissing and shitting and throwing of buns and stepping on Johnny Morris' feet.
Nice pic though ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ^this^
everything was better when we had less choice of where to hang out :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# That's the problem
Everyone goes to Facebook and nowhere else. I liked the internet better when out was lots of small pockets of weird. Webrings and odd sites on Geocities and Angelfire. And dancing hamsters and under construction gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# terrible waste of buns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# 800,000,000 users
when they flounce on there they do it BIG TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# BUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 0:29, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# BBC too scared to allow comments on their Thatcher news feature
so asked for comments on their facebook page instead funtiems :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Interesting. Just found:
"To all you vile peopel with nothing but vitriol to pour out. She was a human being who died. Someone's month, grandmonth wife, daughter."
R.I.P. someone's month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# terrible spelling, you can blame Thatcher's education cuts and fucking around with the curriculum for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^wot she sed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# poor grandmonth wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# The temperature of hell just increased by 0.5 degrees Celsius.
I'm imagining that with each new evil arrival, the citizens of hell feel a perceptible increase in the discomfort level.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:58, archived)
# WOO , YAY , AND HOOPLAH !
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah yeah I know she could afford private...
(LaowaiSchnizzle, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Pfft! I don't think she relied on it
TJ: What the blinking flip!? From the Beeb website



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, archived)
# *Scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:19, archived)
# UK RETAILERS ARE SNATCHING MILK!!
oh and Cameron is a tit but I added that . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# ...in honour of the Milk Snatcher herself*
* so named because her snatch smelled of spoiled milk apparently. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# curds and wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# So because of a surge in demand in China
there are rations in Britain.

Nope. Does not compute.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# some people are bulk buying in UK disrupting forecast stock etc - and exporting to china
and no doubt making a fortune, as china paying high for western milk right now.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ your TJ
An easy interactive* generator** for supporters of Manchester football clubs for later on.



* may not be interactive
** may not be a generator
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
# fuck, don't remind me of derby days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I've got to go through Oxford Road station at 6.30 this evening...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Are you a train driver?
You really shouldn't be posting on a humerous message board whilst driving a train . . . /H&S


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Nah it's perfectly saf...
*sounds of screeching rails and smashing noises*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# rather you than me
my mate lives close to liverpool's ground, it's a nightmare when they play at home. we won't even go to the pub when the derby's on, it's always full of fighting wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I used to live quite close to Old Trafford
Moved out to the 'burbs now.

They will still have had doormen outside all the pubs, and no glass crossing the bar all day.

I have to say I really question the wisdom of an evening kick off - even on a monday. Large swathes of the city will have been on the keg since lunchtime. It won't be a pretty sight.

In fact with that in mind I think I'll scarper and try for an earlier train...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# don't blame you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# I used to live across the field from St James' Park in Newcastle.
I generally stayed in when the footballs were on. Although generally the fans seemed well-behaved.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:51, archived)
# not round here they're not
and my parents wonder why i'm still single...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Is Cameron dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
#
I've never seen Boris Johnson in a hat.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Mrs T in the buff
I refer you to an old post i did years ago (NSFW)
(i_satan, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# AAAAAARGH! MY EYES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Oh god pls no
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# kitten/skateboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Just one more thing
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooofuckinray!

she'd have died sooner on the nhs - there's her fucking efficiency.
When's the funeral...I need a piss, I'm bursting now but for this I'll clench! Ha Ha Fucking Ha I'm so happy!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Leemondus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Ooo fuck that's a bit big.
(Leemondus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# she's got four hands
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# and teeth in her vagina
and worms soon too
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Declared fit to work by ATOS, Thatcher to start privatising Hell.


Click for bigger (385 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# spooky..........she looks a bit like Scargill there
*afternoon wank spoiled*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I thought Malcolm McClaren if that helps you rekindle the magic in any way
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone is happy (he doesn't know what happens next)


Click for bigger (58 kb)
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, and I think it should win the compo
I found this and I think it should win the compo

obvs
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] So I hear Thatcher's dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# I used to live round the corner from Danny Boyle
*swaggers off*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)
# But then he made millions being a successful director and moved out?
Absolutely no respect.
This country, some people etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)
# he made millions???...no one told me.....
the bastard still owes me a few quid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Not from me
Long live bittorrent
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# write Mining, Employment, Public Services and Milk on the buildings and it will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I really must learn how to do these, they're sooooo much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 23:47, archived)
# TITARM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] she won't give it a rest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha. Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
# you put the cock on the wrong one!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# YAY
On multiple levels.

-his willy size
-my typing this while power is out using a generator.
-dead fascist
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# life imitates art
or vice/versa
*clicks*
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# arf!
that's some impressively massive hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# That nearly went round the office
Glad I saw the winky before pressing send ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Lovely, clickity click

Thatcher looks like Danny Boyle in a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Superb expressions :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, archived)
# probably the best
flacid purple todger I've seen all day. Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# That's crackin'.
So, being The Lord of Darkness in Happytoastworld comes with some non-standard benefits, I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Just in:
Thatcher announces privatization of Hell. Thousands of daemons fear for their jobs. Spokesperson of devil union claims: "If things go on at this rate, Hell might become a place worse than Great Britain".
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

Given their old lyrics, i guess this is about Maggie too
(Klarden, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# You mean like...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwnkFlVRCZc
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Y E S !
woo for exploited;
woo for link!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Barmy army! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# the whole album
youtu.be/Y5QOqvBZPag

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Excellent :D cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
#
Yep, or Let's Start a War (Said Maggie One Day)
(Klarden, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Listening to the album right now.
Safe Below is boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I can't get that tune out my head today
*not a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I was in the area and thought I smelt a bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# NO!
Just this one time.

/except for when barbara bush bites it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I'd like to bite Barbara's bush
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# nice twang action
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# very similar to what the missus tells me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)
# dirty plucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# haha..
I love that Maggie set this challenge today.. it's cheered me up!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Ooof!
:D Is that Stuart Hall kicking her? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# just a random miner....remember them?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:56, archived)
# i don't wanna be walkin' arooouunnd........like THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Apparently it's too much to say you've been shouting at shakespeare but here we are
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I'll just assume you've been "going incognito"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I REALLY LOVE SHAKESPEARE!
I lied before.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# hahah...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# haha...magic job there Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

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