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# ..was following a recipe for Mexican flan and ended up with this mess :(
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# the only correct flan involves eggs, bacon and cheese
with the possibility of onions
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Ahhh, when will this chap ever start to be funny.
/but it needs to be said that it's a nice animation, as always fella.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# he comes in handy when there's not a lot going on "creatively" heh...(keeps the cogs turning)
also- cheers :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:18, archived)
# you mean the last 4 years of b3ta?
/that wasn't directed at you, btw, just b3ta in general.
That boomin' face has just become annoying now seeing it. every. bloody. day.

It turns up more regularly than a wobbly bloke 'vector of the day' post did.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Bazinga!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# on and off
it's a bit like smelling our own farts....everybody's smell vile but our own smell ok.Likewise, when working on a meme (which can be fun)as opposed to not being in the mood to see another (ever again)haha...if you get my drift.I try not to do them too often myself but in this case it could have been any number of headswaps(usual suspects) or even (dare I say) a kitten :

having said that...I would recommend doing your first "flan" purely as an exercise....bet you end up chuckling while you do it :D

EDIT:yep,Wobbly got to me a bit too haha....relentless
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
# I still have no idea who he is
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# They are from a series of photos of a gym on Pbase.
Think the pictures are gone now, but there's a set on Flickr somewhere. It's very weird seeing them in poses other than the ones we're used to.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I know of Freebase
but not Mr. Flan. Lovely though his cheeky little grin is.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
# I prefer these two

Edit: you know what, this pic would probably work with the faces reversed.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
# nor me...but this definitely needs a good sound effect :)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# I think I'd win that bet.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
# that's fair enough
I'm the same about repeat adverts on TV......guess it's a similar screw that gets driven in.....but they keep coming...aaaaaaargh
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# One thing about Wobbly Bloke though, he was all or nothin'.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I don't have a clue which celebrity is having a birthday thesedays
my life is drying up :(
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Also in Wobbly's defence he chose some top young actress totty to letch over
also it was a handy way of knowing it was a new day ;)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:39, archived)
# The persistent grumbling about (every. bloody. day.) it is at least as annoying as the meme itself, IMO.
At least the 'bases are being used in different images, that requires at least a modicum of creativity. The complaints about them are always the same complaints.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:18, archived)
# aah yeah!! :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Gettin' jiggy Elvis!!!
WOO :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT TO FUCK
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The rendering on this is something truly special.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# snap!

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Hive mind strikes again.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# yeah, hard to believe I made that over 3 years ago now!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# mmm, bricky
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Something horrible.

Full version on my blog. I thought it might be a bit NSFW.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:33, archived)
# By horrible I'm assuming you mean
"sexy", here.

Woo! Teefs! &c.

Jolly good stuff as per, SBF.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Just like looking in the mirror.
Braw!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:39, archived)
# THE ATTACK OF THE PERIOD VAMPIRE
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
# serious vibes off this fella
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# The more I look at him, the more
he reminds me off the male puppet in the Wonga adverts.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# evil earl
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:01, archived)
# i've had her
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# bless :)

have something from the vaults
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Well hellooo ... !
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Fook!!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# and I think it's time for Dark Hams 34..
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Hmmm
I've actually completed Dark Hams 34 and am half way through 35. When I get half way through 36 I'll start posting them again.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, archived)
# yes :)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:21, archived)
# I hope Frodo washed his hands first
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Hmm, any chance for a more straight-on version at hi res please?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
# hahah SLEEPFREAKS
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Is this better?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Fuck!
Scary pink blancmange is scary and pink :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)
# this needs to be glued to someone's window
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Or held in front of a front door peephole.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:16, archived)
# stuck on the outside of a letter box, facing in
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# even better
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Perfect
Ok, nth person to wave an appendage in the air and say "I'll willingly wear this, post photos as evidence and maybe put it in the next London bash auction" gets this on a sleeping mask.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# A quality item.
I'd be prepared to make a telephone bid, I've always wanted a sleep mask, but never been quite arsed enough to actually buy one.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Is that bash still going ahead?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:17, archived)
# No idea
But there has to be one, just so this item could go in the auction (with, I guess, SBF's permission since it's his original artwork).
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
# You have my permission.
Go for it man.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I want a version I can put on my pants
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# what is your bidding?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# this one
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Gollum, the early years?
Nice work as always
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:39, archived)
# ...something about football...
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:41, archived)
# For no reason
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:07, archived)
# but.. but... his middle name was audrey...
oh wait, no I see what you've done. Sorry.

but 'click' none the less.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
# fuck reason, i want this as my wallpaper
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# No problem
It comes in standard 53cm wide 10 metre long rolls.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# TO HOMEBASE!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit Pearost for compo
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:19, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# win
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Nice
:)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
# ooooo.... topical.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:05, archived)
# :D


hope you don't mind
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# a piece of well deserved humour has been added.
don't mind at all. It's also made me want to go and play 'worms' on my megadrive...
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
# classic worms on the ps3 was a joy :)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:33, archived)
# for some reason, all my mates prefered 'lemmings'
worms every time for me. (now there's a quote).
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
hate it when that happens
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# saw the picture of Messi on BBC site and for some reason thought of this...
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# "I'm farrell!"
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bruuum, brum...
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# i dislike flan
it's creme brulee with a different name
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Hope the op went ok? :)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05, archived)
# as of 9pm
he was resting comfortably.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Brill!
:D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:09, archived)
# he's going to feel like hammered shit today
have to see if i can get up there to visit him
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:13, archived)
# wow! You know Flanbase?
cool!!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:23, archived)
# well, i don't like to name-drop
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# I bet he pops the best wheelies :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20, archived)
# I love it when a
flan comes together.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:04, archived)
#
←,,Y
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:24, archived)
# The Cooler King!
Nice work sir.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
He's having a flan-attack
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# "news"
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Fuck. I had to google to discover that the product actually existed.
Fuck.
*shakes head at state of the world*
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:47, archived)
# I couldn't name any of their songs or which pop star creation tool/tv show they spawned from
but I knew they weirdly endorsed a range of condoms.
Hmmm... weird music endorsements could be a good image challenge - if we haven't already done it... although half of them will be gary glitter and co. Maybe not
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:50, archived)
#
couldn't name any of their songs or which pop star creation tool/tv show they spawned from

am a massive fan, have loads of posters of them all over my bedroom walls, and wet myself with glee any time they're mentioned.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:57, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# You dance stupid.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:05, archived)
# Girls girls
It will be fine. There is a new boy band popping up every 2 weeks, OK none of them will be no where near as good as teh JLZ but please stay calm :(
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:07, archived)
# omg uz well gay lol
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:47, archived)
# What, it's really real??
Fuck a fucking duck.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Not without a
JLS DurexTM
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Nooooooo
Well that's my fucking day ruined.
I'm just hoping and praying it's to make money from the farewell tour and the goodbye album then just have a few years off until they come back to do a reunion tour and album! \o/
I also see the Sun is using a new paper size. It won't last ya know
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:01, archived)
# New paper size? Is it perforated and on a roll?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# had a curry last night, then?>
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Not that I ever have sex, anymore,
but, if I did, I imagine that reaching for a pack of these would instantly dampen my ardour.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:16, archived)
# a wonderful contraceptive
one look at the packet and the fires in your loins are instantly quenched.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Never mind the packet, you do know the 'band' members are printed onto the product itself?
So as you're rolling one onto your old chap, it looks like your cock is disappearing into Aston's wide-stretched mouth
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:33, archived)
# you must have used them, you know his name.
is he your favourite?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:58, archived)
# He's so DREAMY
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# He's the one who endorses the "mouse cock" version, right?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: YEWTREE ARRESTS YOFFY
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# what's a JLS?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:34, archived)
# about 3 and 6
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# It's either Jave Sravis
or Jacon and Somato.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:40, archived)
# you daft cunt
:D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# ah the classic I'm cool and I don't know who [insert band name] post
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# i'm sitting in yesterday's clothes because i can't take my own bra off
i'm far from cool
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:52, archived)
# i wouldn't describe myself as being cool
but i never heard of them either. Some kind of boy band?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Euro Holes 9.50
that's more like it
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
# british holes not good enough for you?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20, archived)
# i'm thinking of moving to bulgaria
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:49, archived)
#
never mind there's always JML
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:59, archived)
# please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Strangest euphemism ever
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:08, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13, archived)
# haha
potential compo
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:20, archived)
# i'd vote for it
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# in fact, i've suggested it. go vote.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# i'd vote for it
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
JLS condoms! WTF!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The next heist was a bit less elaborate

Edit: yay, candles!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:54, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE AND MY POST IS WORTHLESS
So instead of a new thread, this is your B3taday present.



You'd better appreciate it!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Thank you
It's lovely :-)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:03, archived)
# I think Jon's is very dainty
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Have some cake
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:08, archived)
# That's your cake
I couldn't possibly
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:13, archived)
# Oh go on
Just wait while I blow the candles out
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:18, archived)
# I'm getting up in six hours
I can't wait too long
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:31, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:12, archived)
#
:-)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:15, archived)
# Candles!
Happy day
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Hahaha and happy candles.
'click'
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:41, archived)
# c@bbage c@ndlez iiiiiii
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 2:12, archived)
# Sc€nted c@bbage c@ndles!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 5:35, archived)
# hipy papy bthuthdth thuthda bthuthdy!
and woo to the picture!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 7:09, archived)
# Happy ones
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:16, archived)
# Happy 'ting and 'tings
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:03, archived)
# Yappy Waxsticks!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Merry d@y of c@bbage c@ndlenessm@sses :)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Woo!
Also, candles!
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Go Psycho
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:17, archived)
# don't mind if i do!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I've been waiting for this to happen.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:20, archived)
# This appears to be the musical version of Riki-oh The Story of Ricky.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:48, archived)
# needs more intestine strangling
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:36, archived)
# And tendon tying.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Phil Collins has yet to deny writing that jingle
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:09, archived)
# RUUUUUNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:16, archived)
# ;)

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# you may want to take this to /links
funny as it is, this board is for stuff you've made yourself, folks frown on this kind of thing.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Top b3ta tip
If you want to post someone else's GIF on here, make sure you edit Freebase and Flanbase's face into it first.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah!

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
# well i'm not going to criticise this
partly because i like it

and partly because all of my last posts have been shitty looping gayshift gifs
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Congratz to Pedro for finding a girlfriend....................Many happiness!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Pedro and Gronkpan sitting in a tree
F R O TT I N G
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:31, archived)
# furiously ranking over the tits in necrotic gunk?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# this wins everything!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:05, archived)
# clearly i got the abbreviation wrong
and the scorn displayed here is well deserved
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Complete wrankers.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Not so loud! His old GF might be lurking.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:46, archived)
# BOTH his old GFs
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:59, archived)
# seehowienjoytehhotluv
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 2:15, archived)
# when I am at work?!?
I cannot defend myself here :((
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:05, archived)
# 'defend'...?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:21, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:47, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Accurate!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:13, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
# XD-
Arf!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:24, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:39, archived)
# SO HOTT
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Spielberg sitcom special
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:24, archived)
# is part of that rumpelstiltskin's face?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Frank ?
heheheh, very good
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:31, archived)
# :D topshop
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
Hahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Oh god, fuck.
Top work!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] A thing.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:53, archived)
# i think it's safe
it's healthy
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Saucer of
milk?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:04, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:07, archived)
# So you can take down the
cordon?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# I've seen him before somewhere
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Fish fingers?
No you haven't, I put him on that block. Is he Hitler?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Fucking Hell, delayed reply ...
Yes, it's meant to be Hitler, but drawn with a big rubber-tipped stylus on a tablet so it's a bit shit.

(Also, yes, fish fingers)
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:06, archived)
# I done a cartoon...
Too Much Everything
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I like the cartoon
you done.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:34, archived)
# those fellas go together like peas and carrots
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:23, archived)
# yay!!
floats mine :D
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:36, archived)
# This is good.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Helpful to some perhaps
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Was number 5 a shoe or a pair of pants?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:32, archived)
# !!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I heard that rumour
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Number 5

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:27, archived)
# What about a blunt stick?
...or is the attacker going to be wielding a banana?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I'm going to use this in conjunction with my bomb detecting machine
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:46, archived)
# we're all in a pressure cooker, man
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# My list is now outdated...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:20, archived)
# FAKE
No-one holds a poo stick that close to the ordnance. That's dangerous.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:37, archived)
# we are not afraid
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# TODAYS NEWS
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Ha-ha! Separated at birth.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I had to research Butterfields
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Heh, what a tool. Or not.
'Expert witnesses described the kit as "completely ineffectual" and an "affront" to science.'
McCormick: "Good point!"
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:43, archived)
# I'm amused by how none of the reports are willing to describe the golf-ball 'dowsers' he was rebadging
as a pile of crap too.

Made a bit of cash, didn't he? People have known about this scam for years; they just haven't bothered to prosecute him as they know he's not defrauding citizens of this country. Be interesting to see if a British court can make a case stick. And if they can, why they didn't stop him earlier? As is often mentioned, he got around export controls by demonstrating that the devices didn't actually do anything.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I suppose they get around describing the dowsers as cack
by referring to them as 'novelty' items... a bit like those condom machines in pub toilets that say you shouldn't use them as a contraceptive, they're just 'fun'.
Agreed, the entire case seems to be a bit of a paradox. Made for £15, sold for £10,000... I'd like to see him on Dragon's Den :)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# In fairness, people have been making a fuss about him for years.
But cases like this can take a long time to come to court. After all, he could afford expensive lawyers...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Uncanny likeness. Where is the Butterfield movie?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# With just a pinch of Galloway, I think...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# and a hint of simon weston
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Haha, homeopathic bomb detection :)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Haha - he's the spitting image of him!
bomb-bombbombbombbombs!

ORDER NOW.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:17, archived)
# what do you get when you cross Wolverine from X men with Lister from Red Dwarf ?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Rimmer shot!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Seams good to me...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# SLIPPER WARNING
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)
# argh
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# A genuinely killer curry.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Haha
That could easily be a Red Dwarf set design too...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)
# i like mine better ;)
WOO!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:45, archived)
# i
dont know - whos the guy?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Ben Vereen
USAian dancer, singer, showman etc...
Mostly Broadway and stage, so the only Television exposure he's had has been variety shows, and of course possibly The Muppets
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:52, archived)
# And let's not forget "Tenspeed And Brown Shoe"
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# is it
Conrad Murray ?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:46, archived)
# HaHa!!! He should have looked like this on broadway.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:31, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Godzilla....with a handbag.
.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Inspired by any thing in particular?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Bumblebeepee's uncredited suggestion
I should think
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:05, archived)
# *credits Bunglepeepee*
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# yes I concur
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# *performs funny handshake*
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Is this a euphemism..........
For pleasuring yourself?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Everything is a euphemism for pleasuring yourself
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# I stand corrected
How stupid of me.

I'm 'going home in a minute' nudge nudge wink wink.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:17, archived)
# ahh not enough winks
banish him wasp
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I'm sure he would be far less grumpy if he accessorized more.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# grumpy be damned, thing's a robot, what what
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Hotter than leg-warmers on a squirrel with huge boobs!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Phwoar
My pants have just exploded
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Dandiest of all the monsters!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# A haaaandbaaaag?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
# two of the characters in the video I'm finishing off...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Look at them!
They fuckin love it!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# ain't no stopping until they're ripped and buff
except for Monkey Beer refreshment of course
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# so... whens this video comming out?
I grow impatient. (even tho this is the first I have heard of it)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# a little time after it's finished
Just started a final (hopefully) render which will take 70 hours.
Then a bit of post work before giving it to the singer songwriter who will release it when he wants.

So in brief, I've no idea
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# I suppose I will wait then
*looks blankly out of a window*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Why the FUCK would you link to THAT?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# I know what you mean
The car in the background ruins the shot
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:17, archived)
# its a creepy song about a stalker
who sets up a sleeping bag and waits an absurd amount of time.
it seemed relevant at the time... sneaky bit of editing and no one will ever know
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# horse link horse link
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:31, archived)
# mmhmm
my plan worked
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Who are these people? I don't recognise them at all
Ahem.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Cross-training Motherfuckers!!!! FTW!!!!!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# the ultimate sparring team
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I did a lifting animation of them...but it's lost in cyberspace right now.
(my old computer died)...R.I.P.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah baby!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaahaha
this is what powers the earth's rotation

trufax
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# and the heat comin' off 'em is the sole cause of global warming
if we could just get 'em to stop it would all be ok
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# It'll
take them hours to saw through that
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Double hernia right there ;)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)
# rectal prolapse in 3..... 2.....
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Feel da pump!!
WOO! :)
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# OMG
Wonderful
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Work it.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Well I liked it.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:16, archived)
# No wonder they have the monkey beer
They're getting dehydrated... most woo!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:15, archived)
# that's gonna be EPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPIC!
*this has nothing to do with PICE
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:26, archived)
# THUNDER MUSCLE
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# haha - brilliant :-D
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha! Just for that you get this.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)

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