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(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:42, archived)
# That's totally rad!

(1500 messages on /board!)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Nice
It reminds me of that game 'Metal Slug' with loads of sprites jumping out of nowhere.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:02, archived)
# or like one of the harder levels of Lemmings
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Or Turbo Esprit.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:16, archived)
# infinifail
Ace!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Woo, Ow ! Woo, Ow ! Woo, Ow ! Woo, Ow !
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# YaY:D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:31, archived)
# The sort of back yard garden fountain I'd like.
Sitting by, listening to the sound, very soothing and all.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Woo!!!
(, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:11, archived)
# come, we must eat.
Come, good food!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:02, archived)
# And it's a natural antidepressant!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:32, archived)
# When nine hundred years old you reach,
look as good you will not.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! MMMMmmm enjoying myself I am....
(, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Is it Gayshift yet
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:47, archived)
# do you mind??
I am having my tea !!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:52, archived)
# I am looking for inspiration for tea
What are you having?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:00, archived)
# I'm about to order a take away
chinese or thai
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I made some revolting stir fry
So I'm having some frozen pizza instead.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:18, archived)
# I'm having Home made brunchies (birds eye used to make them in the 70's 80's if you remember them)
A combination of pork mince, finely copped scrambled egg, finely chopped onion, salt and pepper, all mixed together and formed into patties, coated in bread crumbs and then fried.
I'll have it with salad.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Man on scooter cannot deliver due to howling storm outside
I think it's fried egg rolls for me as my cupboards are quite bare.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Cold hard boiled egg mixed with salad cream and white pepper is nice..
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:35, archived)
# It is very nice, I agree
Eggs are fecking great and white pepper is a perfect accompaniment.

And you are correct in your application of salad cream instead of mayonnaise.

I have cress growing too and the addition of that would boost it into another dimension.

/dtf
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Yes I much prefer salad cream to mayo on eggs.
And the adition of the cress is sunday tea time on a plate when I was a young nipper way back when...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Fillet of Plaice with New Potatoes and home grown salad
yumm
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:00, archived)
# *envious*
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:45, archived)
# It was feckin lovely : )
nice treat once in a while ...
potatoes, that is

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:56, archived)
# prawn curry
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:45, archived)
# I had cheese on toast,
With 4 oxos in cup to dip it in
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:03, archived)
# his profile photo from
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Yeah, you just stumbled upon that
Or maybe you just came across it?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:57, archived)
# What fat bastard racist cunt matching algorithm did you use ;-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Probably
(FBC2*RC)~
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:32, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:34, archived)
# You've drawn the eye all wrong.
It's wonky.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:43, archived)
# EW 'kin 'ell
NO
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Put the hat on if it makes you happy, Gary.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Go on Gary. Put the fucking hat on.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Featuring the hit single "We Are Plaster"
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:41, archived)
# There's a man outside.
With a white beard, red hat, holding a fishing rod.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Oh, very good reference!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Haha!
In unrelated NWOT news, my other half had an idea on the way back from Sainsburys and I said I'd post it here to share the love. So it's not my own work but there you go.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:34, archived)
# I bet his Lee Coopers are around his ankles, too.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Annie Lummox
(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:46, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:00, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha Wendi! :-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I still don't know what the source could have been...
but this is way better.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:03, archived)
# This was the guy trying to throw a pie Rupert Murdoch
and getting jumped on by his aisan wife.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks.
TO's is way better :)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:38, archived)
# I laughed at this
Poor kiddie.

Excellent work! :D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Schoolboy error there.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Haha ;-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fear the goo gun!


(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:02, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:28, archived)
# ha ha, nice!
source video has lots of material there too.
FAIL videos may be the only reason I still internet
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Haha
Do they sell that on firebox?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:19, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I just KNEW I'd seen this gnome before...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:26, archived)
# you saw him
in his younger days hmm?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# And what of it?
:)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:48, archived)
# slightly
envious ;D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] And who wouldnt want these two delights so close to water, and easily pushed in...?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Nigel Farage laughing freaks me out
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Everything about Nigel Farage freaks me out.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:38, archived)
# ^ eeek
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
#
I smile every time I hear his name.

Mostly because Farage is the Malay word for cunt.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# ^What she said
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Mark E Smith?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:00, archived)
# too many teeth
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Flash git
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
Oh thats fantasticly stupid. I like :)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Gatso? RIS
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:34, archived)
# De-ris
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gatso

:) Great image also I might add,
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:36, archived)
# thanks and thanks
looks like we can have a road race near taters
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:50, archived)
# ahaha!!
needs more lens flare ;D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaahah!
XD
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I try to avoid that
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:50, archived)
# points mean
prizes :D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Having now googled Gatso
Haha :D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:22, archived)
# A word you must type *very* carefully into Google
o_O
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:39, archived)
# the light at the end of Daisy's dock was just a reflection
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Didnt think the title needed messing with....
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Zombie smurf!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:14, archived)
# That kid is a friggin' psychopath.
I mean, they're only doing their jobs...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Evolution Poster - Tree of Life
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Fantastic work.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
#
thanks
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# wow
Where's Wally ?

I see him! Didn't recognise him with a beard and without glasses
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Nice,
trying to work out what corner to start at....
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:59, archived)
#
you start near the middle
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ah... thats why Im going wrong
Although does explain my webbed toes and fingers...
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Well that's not very puerile, is it?
Also: Woo!!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:09, archived)
# wow, lovely
could do with a bigger, zoomable version
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# bit bigger here
https://twitter.com/evolutionposter/status/333224554187083776/photo/1
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:50, archived)
# i'd actually hang this on my wall
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I'd have it as a tattoo
if I was the size of the average Yank :D
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Lovely =)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Excellent stuff
must have taken ages
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:09, archived)
# lully
I liked the black and white version you posted of this so I'm glad I was here to steal a copy of the colour version - excellent work!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:20, archived)
# wow thats really cool
nice one
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Even more marvellous than the uncoloured one.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Awesums
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:17, archived)
# WOW! 0_0
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:42, archived)
# cor blimey guv'nor
click and woo!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Wow oh wow
*click*
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Wow. Yggdrasil-tastic!
I had no idea humans were descendants of sea-shrews.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Absurdly good.
(, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.

Ning!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 7:56, archived)
# ha, and ning
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:29, archived)
# haha....b&
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:15, archived)
# paha!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:32, archived)
# it's a black hole !
Han and Chewie have fainted
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:57, archived)
# This reminds me of a time
when a local charity was staging a play - "The story of Roxy Music". I was given the choice of playing the lead role or organising the charity raffle - ticket sales, deciding what people could win, that sort of thing. Both roles appealed and I couldn't decide, so I thought "WWCdBD?" - What would Chris de Burgh do? So I asked him. He suggested that, to ensure the charity event went well, we get all "Old Testament" on it and sacrifice a female sheep. Well, that kind of thing can get messy, so I suggested we euthanise it with happy drugs, like Ecstasy. He agreed and wrote a song about it.

"Don't play the Ferry, man. Don't even fix a prize. Don't play the Ferry, man, until E gets ewe to the other side..."

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Oh, you silly, stupid sod.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:00, archived)
# A cheeky wee number.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# pfft
Haha
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Take two civil liberties into the shower?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 2:06, archived)
# Pretty soon, we won't take any.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 2:42, archived)
# 'used by professionals'
does that mean people with jobs?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 4:24, archived)
# It's inevitable.
See also: Privatisation of NHS.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee......fuck gardening"
bed :)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Recursive disapproving duck disapproves, recursively.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 7:57, archived)
# fuck yes!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:30, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Weeeeee!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Gotta keep the ducks in line!
All of the aces, as usual, Elvis.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:03, archived)
# should've gone to bed really ..


(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Nice.
Just seen the other strip on your profile - made me chuckle!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:36, archived)
# nicely!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Ace and unsettling.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:04, archived)
# yeah ..
The idea in my head was to create four small non sequitur type illustrations where the only connection to the fourth one was the silly pun. Also I liked the idea of the disconnect between the women and the football player.

However, when looking at it today I see at least two things that ruin my intention. First of all, you'll have to look twice to notice that the footballer is a footballer and not some BNP skinhead. Secondly, and more profoundly, if you place four similar images in sequence, people will interpret them as depicting a sequence of events. So the immediate thought when you see it for the first time would be that it's a short comic about a skinhead kicking the kneecap off an Arab woman. And if the drawing doesn't strike its target the first time, there will be no second chance.

Oh well .. posting these things is always a learning experience for me.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:22, archived)
# His cock ain't hanging around.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:28, archived)
# worryingly it looks like most of it comes out his arse....
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:37, archived)
# It's pretty common
when a backfire occurs.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Prostate rupture leading to rectal leakage
Real problem. Look it up.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:21, archived)
# what the hell?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Spunked to death, no less than he deserved.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:02, archived)
# WRONG
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Lordy lordy.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 7:59, archived)
# haha fucking hell
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I'll knack 'er.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Felching will never be the same again
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 1:10, archived)
# we've all been there
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 5:40, archived)
# Haha super :-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:00, archived)
# The gay shift daredevil rides again...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:16, archived)
# O_o Is that person on the left
male, female or just planting the jazz-hands?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Live free, Easy Rider!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Fuck:)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 5:36, archived)
#
do you even lift?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] exclusive first look at Matt Smith's replacement
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:41, archived)
# It's Mini Wilfred Mott!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Valeyard? More like Backyard.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Oooh!
This is luverly!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Doctor Ooh
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:49, archived)
# clever.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:37, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Stick a gnome on the end
And compo it ftw!
(, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Well, at least we can't say anymore
at least we can't say anymorethat with each regeneration he's looking younger...
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Dad's Army
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:36, archived)
# This compo is certainly bringing out the silly
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:53, archived)

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