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# I just had the most terrifying nightmare
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:55, archived)
# He's far too working class
Posh boys only need apply, save the oiks for the companions
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I'd still love to see Sean Pertwee nab it.
It'll never happen, but should.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:11, archived)
# That would be wonderful
particularly as he's getting on a bit now. That voice is amazing.

But we all know they're gonna go with some mid-20s pretty boy.

I don't really care, I gave up halfway through this series.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# If this happened you'd start watching again.... wouldn't you?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# yes. yes i would.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I hear he's a great actor with a wonderful personality.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)
# fucking hell no
but I did hear that peter Cook was approached to succeed Tom baker.
That would have been brilliant

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Oh my. That really would've been something special!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# The best suggestion I've seen was
Limmy playing it in a similar way to his Dee Dee character.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Patrick Stewart as The Master?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:56, archived)
# 0_0
terrifying. truly terrifying.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# He's already been in it as a different character.
I suppose that probably doesnt mean anything though.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Nope - Billie Piper has been a serious contender in the past*
* or indeed the future
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Sadly they have a habit of reusing people in the new run. I think most of the assistants have had bit parts previously.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:09, archived)
# As someone else said, it will be someone we have seen in something else, whoose name escapes us.
It won't be anyone really famous, and it won't be Cumberbatch.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:14, archived)
# *soz for repost
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's got to be his last year hasn't it? o_O
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# could well be...bless him.......enjoyed his gaffs :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Enjoyed his gaffs far more then we should a :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# hehehe
: )
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:00, archived)
# haha awws, so cute =)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ive got the weirdest boner right now
/youtube
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Love the roving eye!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:53, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)
# In other news...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:34, archived)
# When the queen comes into your place of work
you get off your fucking arse.

Plebs.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:44, archived)
# they were probably sticking their middle fingers up, out of shot
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:45, archived)
# see below.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# I wouldn't get off my arse if she came to our office
couldn't give a shit
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah,
but you are not pretending you think she is amazing, like they are.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:16, archived)
# very true
but if the BBC is full of lefties, as we're told, shouldn't they be ignoring her?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# cheeky
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Needs more mark p0rter
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just erm... Leave again really...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:11, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 18:35, archived)
# last time i played twister
i got the giggles, collapsed on to my mate and farted
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks for sharing
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:23, archived)
# funny, that's what she said
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:27, archived)
# That's what he said
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Mind the piss
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
# it's very rare to see them in the wild :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:58, archived)
# bastard to find a headshot photo like that
every pic was from above
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] If I may...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, made this one a couple of years ago
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
just like a dream I once had, probably
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:10, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:46, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, archived)
# hahahaha
cheeky
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Beautiful reflection work.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh em geeeeeee!1
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:25, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Can't unsee.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:32, archived)
# That's the new wallpaper for my phone sorted then :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:36, archived)
# offensive
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Choice!
(, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 6:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
dearie me!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:41, archived)
# yee-ha!
poor pup :(
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Mr Magic Tea-Fingers.



(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I second this.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:18, archived)
# nitwit
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Good God!!!
'David Lean' type epicness WOO mate and ning...oops...noon!
*Click* :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks man
It took me a week of lunchtimes...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:13, archived)
# BRILL!
great work
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:14, archived)
# OH DEAR.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Magnificent.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Haha, epiiiiic!
I thought top bloke was Mr Fothergill from the seed packets for a sec :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Flippin EPIC!
*click*
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:25, archived)
#
                             ,---. 
,--. ,--. ,-----. ,-----. | |
| | | |' .-. '' .-. '| .'
| |.'.| || | | || | | || |
| ,'. |' '-' '' '-' '`--'
'--' '--' `-----' `-----' .--.
'--'
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:31, archived)
# WOW
Mrs Jones looks like a goer
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
needs more teeeeeeeeeeeth
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# First Dark Hams
and now Mr Magic Tea Fingers.

Ambassador, with these posts you are spoiling us.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
'SLOOMPH!' I love sound effects.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:33, archived)
# I love this a lot
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha. That genuinely happened to me!*
*May be a lie.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Woo and yay!
This is great!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:24, archived)
# It's Mr Magic Tea-Fingers The Movie!
Grand
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:27, archived)
# haha epic
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid slag !
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Aw... happy memories of that game...
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Now with
Derek Acorah's glow-in-the-dark skull!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Had this game in mind myself.
Thanks for bothering to do it so I don't have to!
Allow me to bestow you this *click*
(, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ffs...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:27, archived)
# I reckon a Jeremy one would shit everywhere at the same time
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Yep.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Ha-haaaa! I think it's lovely
that Jeremy is 'Real-life'


(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:48, archived)
# "Jeremy, stay still, we're trying to play-"
"AM I DOING IT RIGHT LOLOLOL"
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!!
BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!! BUCK-A-POO!!!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
When even dogs hate you, you know you're in cohoots with the wrong party
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, archived)
# :D
Nick: Oh you look lovely and comfy Rusty. I think I'll join you and sit on the floor.
Rusty: No I'd prefer you to stand.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:30, archived)
# haha
surprised he wasn't playing Jeremy
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
*registers domain*

:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# hahha
how about Jeremy as Buckaroo for teh compo
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# ^This!!^
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hmmmm.....
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:19, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Poor bugger! :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I'd sooner play Nick than Gideon
that guy just doesn't understand money :/
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# oof indeed
I thought it was Delboy and Rodney at first. Nice detail on the van too
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
I mean, ah yes, the van. I did that, yes.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha oof!
took me ages to see it
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:52, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Don't get well soon ... you old, racist cunt
 photo Phil-1_zps625b4868.jpg
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:52, archived)
# ...
May not like the chap, but wishing death on people is a bit off.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:54, archived)
#
...eternal damnation is out then?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:08, archived)
# oh my, once they are dead it's a free for all!
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, archived)
# can we dress up fot the funeral please?
As white gloved minstrels, Polish fruit pickers, Indian electricians and the like. Bagsy the Mr. Yunioshi costume.

It's what he will have wanted.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:01, archived)
# depends how you view death I suppose
if you believe in a christian heaven then it's a release from the pain, discomfort and diminishing enjoyment of elderly life and a new blissful existence with angels and stuff.

Robbo didn't actually wish him an early death though, he wants him to stay ill by the sounds of things which is far worse!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, archived)
#
in one Toastie ;)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# did the wind change and his face stay like that ?
he's having facial surgery to put his jaw back in place
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, archived)
#
Am I alone in thinking Prince Philip is possibly the only likeable one out of the whole lot?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it 'photos of pretty girls waving exam results' time yet?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:51, archived)
# smell my cheese !
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Yet another gay marriage related cartoon...
...though this one might appeal to anyone into cheesy 1970s sci-fi fillums.*


Click for bigger (209 kb)

*Guilty.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:48, archived)
# :)
nicely
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:05, archived)
# Thank you...
...everyone who said nice things. I shall now celebrate by going to the sorting office to find out WTF was so big they couldn't be arsed to deliver it the other day. Wankers.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I bet they are just in denial about their ass really
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:23, archived)
# volgayno!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
Brilliant! I'll have to nick that...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Also reminded me of this
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
# A few of them actually suprised, by proving themselves fairly enlightened and "modern"
But on the whole, they still came across as Portwine-soaked-old-duffers with nary a toe in the 21st century
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:51, archived)
# I was surprised...
...by how many were actually pretty enlightened, as you say. The majority in favour was far bigger than I expected. On the other hand, it was fairly unedifying to see Jill 'Section 28' Knight make an appearance, though her stance towards teh gays has mellowed: she does at least concede that we're good at antiques and artistic things...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, archived)
# VERY nice work. *clicks*
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, archived)
# I...
...*do* like that, damn good.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:02, archived)
# thanks, you might like these also?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Niiice!
*Clickety click*!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:21, archived)
# nice!
SNIG?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:09, archived)
# *nicks*:P
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:36, archived)
# You are Steve Bell
AICMFP
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Pass the mop!
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Very nicely done. Reminds me of Steve Bell.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
mind the piss!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
# sorry, but i m bored

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:19, archived)
# bored game
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:20, archived)
# me too, just trying this out
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 4:50, archived)
# simpsons are humorous
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:14, archived)
# I mean
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:14, archived)
# The way they are drawn is rather magnificent
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:14, archived)
# many do agree with this =)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:26, archived)
# THUNK!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:06, archived)
#
I believe I can fly...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:40, archived)
# mouth like a gaping
...oh wait
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:59, archived)
# Welly top?
No, thats not right.... erm....
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:03, archived)
# Not the mama, not the mama
(, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:40, archived)
# God,
she's well shit at that. And who is spinning the spinner?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:04, archived)
# I Loled
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Winner
(, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I bet they use a bloody soda syphon.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Well, if it wasn't bloody before...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:59, archived)
# What the hell is the guy in the brown suit doing on the original pic?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Whatever it is he's looking at the guy in the green suit whilst he's doing it.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:34, archived)
#
looks a bit 'lemon party' to me :(
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha there'll be chafing.
Thank fuck someone has the hummus to post.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:35, archived)
# we call it 'credit-carding'
P.S. FLanbase is dead I think
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:18, archived)
# FUCK :(
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:05, archived)
# fucking spinners
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Ispotthreepubes.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:07, archived)
# hahaha, it's Richie Cunningham!
nice work herman
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Has there ever been a key-swapping board game?
I think it should happen. THE GAME OF WIFE, or something.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:16, archived)
# That would be a good game except for the part about wives.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Hey, I'm cool with the gays me, we could do a version for them too
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:24, archived)
# HaHa!!!! It's not the gays I'm worried about it's the wives! I have one and that's one too many. : )
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Isn't that what many marriages are?
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Mine was certainly like a board game.
After the deed I even managed to pin the blame firmly on the old vicar next door.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:42, archived)
# FIEN FINGER FUCK REVEAL
hail bogis
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:58, archived)
# finger fuck... HaHa!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:13, archived)
# amidst the green bowler

imjussayin
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# That ginger is one skanky ho.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:12, archived)
# You scored!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I don't remember this episode of 'Allo 'Allo.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Or Helga dressing up as a nun.
I'd have watched more of them if she had.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Looks painful!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)
# This... is amazing!
hahahaha!!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 1:01, archived)
# needs moar cock !!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:04, archived)
#
fuck :)
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:12, archived)
# i dunno about you guys
but that gives me boner :p
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# must be the little ginger girl
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:14, archived)
# yeah, she hawt!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)
# What a dreamboat!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:59, archived)
# FucK
:D
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:29, archived)
# missing magenta cdc
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] King Me
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Hee Hee
he looks so happy.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:53, archived)
# nice =)
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:04, archived)
# *Kicks over board*
...and swears in Greek
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Is that a draft?
No, it's just the heir, apparently.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:08, archived)
# you blew it!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 7:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow board...


And a smidge tenuous...
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:08, archived)
# psst
(Rembrandt)....*shuffles off*
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:22, archived)
# And in the original he had the arm on backwards!
Trufax.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Really? I think this one is a Van Dyke.

(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:08, archived)
# : ) Well Done!!!!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:11, archived)
# AAGH!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:13, archived)
# YOU NyEoEuD nMeEed me
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And on a similar note
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Thanks for awakening the nightmares.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha. Pea for the compo.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Haha
Quick, put your cards down!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Price-ified
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 20:07, archived)

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