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# B3TA Drinkie Doodle sketches.

I had a blast at the Drinkie Doodle on Saturday. Drew a sh*tload of stuff. Gotta do one of these again at some point!
My sketches can be seen here and here.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# can't believe you've never seen Tales of the Gold Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I'm gonna look for the box set!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Has to be seen!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Seen it? I'v never even heard of it. how many turned up for the bash?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:42, archived)
# only 9 or so of a possible 45. Still can't believe none of the talk boarders who said they were coming showed :(
Hopefully it was the weather (extreme heat, humidity and then thunder and lightning) that put people off and not an allergy to hummus and alcohol
The ones that did attend seemed to have a whale of a time :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Also can't help that people coming from up north, Nottingham station is completely closed for 5 weeks,
causing changes in routes delays and bus shuttles.
Glad you had fun.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:01, archived)
# That place might as well be a bus station the amount of replacements they put on.
Yours, as ever, an ex-Sneintonite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:15, archived)
# They promise the pain will be worth it!
Have you seen the Sneinton dragon? or Snen un as the locals say!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I had said whale of a time...
Forgot about the doodle and focused on the drinkie. Although I did wonder why most people had parchment, feather quills and ink pots.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:47, archived)
# we're old school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:52, archived)
# I had a lovely time
The Northern Line was completely shagged which might have kept a few people at bay; my black cab home cost £43 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Have you ever tried I Can't Believe It's Not Monkey?
It tastes almost exactly like cassowary
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:48, archived)
# I prefer Utterly Babboonery
it's slightly creamier with less of a gorilla aftertaste
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:59, archived)
# i am now hearing nancy sinatra singing bang bang
i hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:42, archived)
# The Shining is a great movie! :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# The Shining was shit.
If imagery and good ideas were all it took to make a film, Star wars would have won an Oscar
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:52, archived)
# See, this is how to have a measured discussion on the relative merits of films.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
that's a pretty convincing argument
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Haha, this is how my mate argues his political point of view
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much how the discussion went.
and was followed up by how Blade Runner was crap...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Wow
Wow I love your animations.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:51, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:49, archived)
# A poor film based on a very average book.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Best book bassed on a great film is highlander 2
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:55, archived)
# ^
I only saw it for the first time about 6-7 years ago, so im not judging it with nostalgia tinted goggles
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:52, archived)
# the only thing that saved it from the toilet
was jack nicholson's performance. at least it was nowhere near as rambling and pointlessly odd as the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Nicholson's great as always and he gave it his all, but the script was lacking.
The book gave a reason for the stuff that happened rather than just 'man sees ghosts, goes mental'. Thought the TV movie was a bit better, much closer to the source anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# i just couldn't take to the book at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:03, archived)
# The best King book is The Running Man.
Didn't like that film either.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
# have you read eyes of the dragon?
for a kid's book, it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:14, archived)
# No, I shall look out for that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:15, archived)
# the illustrations are beautiful, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:22, archived)
# The Shining is a great film.
However, the longer, original US cut detracts from the European cut, in my opinion, by explaining too much

And the Room 237 documentary is a load of pointless bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Top stuff, fella! Was good to have a proper chat, rather than yell 'SQUIRRELS WITH TITS' at you via a text box
Love the vampire hunter lady and top hat gal! I pimped your website on my facebook page when i shared your lovely Trixie doodle too:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=552786318091456&set=a.431017736934982.88167.133202376716521&type=1&relevant_count=1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# What did you think of The Shining?
Careful.

Oh, I just saw your comment up there ^.
You've pretended to like it, which I think was a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:54, archived)
# i thought it was god in parts
Wendy would have been better in parts, LOLOLOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:02, archived)
# OK FP BOY YEAH THAT'S RIGHT LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Did you have to swallow to get your front page or did you sneekily spit?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ask Mofaha, I sent him to plead my case
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:36, archived)
# What else are neighbours for....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:43, archived)
# What happens in the cuntshed stays in the cuntshed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:40, archived)
# well i'll never get an FP now
i'm not going there after pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Me too I'm happy to stick with imaginary watering can sex....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:48, archived)
# *irrigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Remeber to fill it with enough boiling piss next time...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:50, archived)
# i'll have to drink more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:53, archived)
# I'v heard tales of people getting stuck to the floor in there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:52, archived)
# That would explain the burst of hits my website got over the weekend :D
There's usually very little traffic as I only update on weekdays!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Hey Jack.
The valley of the boobs does not become straight.
The structure of the human body that it is right.

×　|
○　Y
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Journey to the valley of the boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# It will be fun :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# What's the best route?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:15, archived)
# nipples :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Cryptic.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Some say start at the Neck of Pearls and follow the glistening flow.
Others say seek the Navel of Lint and head North.

Still others say: Go thee straight to the Forest of Minge whereupon the Burrowing Snake's Moistened Lair is concealed. Such folk do not heed the danger of the Brachyura of Misfortune and can only end up in despair.

Then again there's always the cave round the back, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Hey Moggy.
Have you considered that your half animal characters might not be 100% anatomically accurate too?



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:09, archived)
# other parts are ok
but boobs is important part....
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:11, archived)
# looks like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:04, archived)
# hello again Dick :D
Have you been?
btw i cant use my email.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:09, archived)
# hello moggy
are you in prison ?

new ghibli movie is in UK this week,

From Up On Poppy Hill
www.imdb.com/title/tt1798188/

what did you think ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not prison but ...(i'll send message)
let's see url!!:D ...oh no 404 not found ; x ;
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:27, archived)
# fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:25, archived)
# hmm
「耳をすませば」?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:39, archived)
# It's not actuallty that new (released in Japan in 2011)...
The Wind Rises (directed by Hayao Miyazaki) is the most recent Ghibli film (out now in Japan), with The Tale of Princess Kaguya (directed by Grave of the Fireflies' Isao Takahata) coming out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Sexual undertones.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:27, archived)
# btw, what's with the one-eyed monkey?
am i being paranoid or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:46, archived)
# No. For some reason we ended up having a conversation about the 80's adventure series 'THe Golden Monkey'
There is a one eyed monkey in it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Been wanting to do this for ages, first attempt, I'm crap at shop!!!!


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(uya, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Haha!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:27, archived)
# SPANG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Well, thank you for the welcome.
I'm not sure it was meant for me, but I'm still grateful for the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:03, archived)
# what's dribbling out of her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
#
reece pudding, like
(UTB, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:43, archived)
# haha :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)
# oh dear lord
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:53, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:12, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
.

.
And woo too the original too !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:30, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:47, archived)
# That's one fuck of a case of tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Gary Oldspock
Notsofucking Vulcan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# ahah. ahahahah.
the green really suits him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:48, archived)
# welcome to bindunland
www.b3ta.com/board/10988030



www.b3ta.com/board/3578420
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:07, archived)
# a golden oldie
nearly a 10 year anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ANGELINA NOT SO FUCKING FISCHGABEL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I like the way she can balance a spoon on her eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:38, archived)
# You had to take it one stage further
Bangs head on table
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Haha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED TO GAZ THE MODS BEFROE POSTING THIS.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:31, archived)
# These ARE the mods
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Always two, no more no less, a master and an apprentice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# we have nice warm faces
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:34, archived)
# this shit is freaking me out
P.S. TY for suggesting the cat pic gets FP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Suggesting? My dear fellow I ABSOLUTELY INSISTED!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:19, archived)
# While out walking one day..

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I like this :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Just noticed cock and ball mouth and nose :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Yes.. er.. that
quite.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Bet he talks bollocks ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:19, archived)
# he...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Betty Betty Bettty..............
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:30, archived)
# That was the best episode of "Some Mothers Do Ave Em".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# "MMmmmmm, I'll throw it out in the morning Betty"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:59, archived)
# "Gerrof ma chest hair!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Best of all chatup lines
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# It's how I met my wife
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Can't beat a woman with chest hair....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:45, archived)
# You found a tiny man on a ledge?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# is this Wales ?
I think I've been there
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Thar be beasties
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:02, archived)
# breasties surely ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:39, archived)
# aye, those too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Gog Magog Hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Sounds like a team of estate agents
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:24, archived)
# mr meats, your uniqure style never disappoints :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:33, archived)
# :D
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:39, archived)
# shouldn't you be celebrating??
check FP
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:56, archived)
# fuck me!
WOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Congrats on your maiden FP!
About bloody time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:17, archived)
# You are now an "established" member.
www.b3ta.com/board/10987182
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# he's a "member" all right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
#
I'm a made man :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Turn your badge in...it's full of LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# i'm going to have to turn my back on you, pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:13, archived)
# I am dead to you now, HA HA HA
there is no 'us' anymore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:38, archived)
# *dons black dress*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:40, archived)
# wait...what ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:34, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# HA HA!
But anyway, WOW!! Thanks
Miracles really do happen at b3ta.com®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# GURD EDIH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Is that an old country snack?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:49, archived)
# It does sound Swedish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:06, archived)
# My Afternoon: Soak a towel, wring out a towel over sink, repeat.
wring out a towel over sink repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:09, archived)
# dog seems to be having fun so...yay
it is a dog innit ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:13, archived)
# It's a Giraffe actually
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# I had a flood on Friday.
I'm proud to announce I fixed it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Trying for that now. Just mopping up the lake first.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Old school plumbing or the push-fit stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)
# By the looks of it all the connections are fine. It's leaking from somewhere under the dishwasher itself. I've cleaned all the seals on the internals and as soon as I have this flood dried I'll try it again and see if I can find the exact leak point.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Water is the devil's own.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Thanks :) Hopefully I have it narrowed down to something around the bottom tray. The door seal is fine. I just need to figure out the overflow configuration and see if I can find a block.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:24, archived)
# I know it is obvious
but for gods sake make sure everything electrical is switched off before you start poking around.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Once upon a time I was doing some work on a doorbell of a friend's that wasn't working. I got a rather nasty shock while doing that. I have since learned my lesson! Thanks for the reminder though, some people just forget with washers, etc
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)
# My washing machine packed up a few weeks back, mid-cycle.
I had the thing apart in no time, I love a challenge. I cleaned out all the valves of limescale and lubed them up nicely, and got it all working again. Only when I finished did I realise I had done it all with it still plugged in and live. I was still smug though, until I found that all my clothes now smell faintly of WD40.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Well, 3 mop buckets worth of mopped up water later I've cleaned all the seals & whatnot and I'm having a "Test Run". Not leaking again yet, everyone cross fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I'm an EX biker......
And it's supprising how many girlfriends I had that found the smell of oil and greese on me a turn on, WD40 seemed to be their favorite, are you being approached by a lot of lesbians lately?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Right I've just sprayed myself head to toe in WD40
I'm off down Tescos to see if I can get lucky
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)
# To complent the odor go for a look of either leahters (limiting you appeal to women that like bikers)
or overals to ligitamise your smell making them think you are a machanic....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)
# No,
but a mechanic keeps following me around. I can't say I'm keen on the smell myself. To quote an obscure song, my normal pong is Jack and water mixed with Estee Lauder.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28, archived)
# You maybe need to frequent more lesbian biker bars.......
Normal pong you say? Woman once asked me "Are you single" "Why" I replied "Do I smell that fusty?"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# you are MacGuyver
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:50, archived)
# I have never seen it
But according o Wiki: "He prefers non-violent resolutions and refuses to handle a gun."
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Who was the long haired, bike riding, ex cop that got convicted of a crime he didn't commit,
escaped from prison to live in a shadowy world that didn;t exsist and worked for an inidan bail bonds man?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# renegade?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:20, archived)
# That's it! old age plays fuck with memory...
I used to like that series, it just stopped for no reason...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:23, archived)
# it was epically bad
then again, i used to watch t.j. hooker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:25, archived)
# No brainer man tv...
Get home from work, shower, take away, spliff and wine, an hour of a guy on a bike, a fight, a chase, another fight, stummble to bed none vexed for work the next day.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# with me, it's i.d channel or discovery
but tonight, it'll be thai fish soup, comfy nightie and top gear, followed by the white queen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Just realized it's nearly 7 years since I stopped smoking dope, excepte an odd one every six months or so.
I don't know what the i,d channal is and I don't have discovery, mainly find ficking through all the chanals of shite, settling on triple DDD on food network and reruns of supermarket sweep and bullseye!haha, none taxing no brainer tv, I only put it on late on when I'm lying down pissed and can't take anything in :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# i.d is all true crime stuff and serial killers
haven't smoked weed in ages, i'm far too paranoid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I found half a spliff the kids had dropped in the garage area a few months back...
Rerolled it smoked it, turned me into a gibbering wreck and had three wanks in an hour.... sure it wasn't just green in there..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:05, archived)
# you have no idea how much this is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Didn't make me giggle at the time....
I'd planned a single wank followed by dinner..... did make my mates laugh though when I told them!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:13, archived)
# i'm not surprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Pedro's on the front page...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
# *checks*
so he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# You and me shall stand shoulder to shoulder in our steadfast refusal to accept one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# accept?
i've never had one offered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Shit biscuits should have been placed there even without your approval.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:33, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Aw come on...if a lowlife like Pedro can get one, then there's still hope for someone like you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I'm not fit to be the scrapings off the bottom of his shoe after he's just cleaned his own bottom with the sole...
Plus I don't want a sympathy front page like his..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Shop a cat.
Catz are not jokes.
So how did he get a FP?
Check his knees...I bet they're red.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Wonder if he spat or swallowed...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:53, archived)
# exactly!
wait ...what?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
# the Lone Ranger?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# A shadowy world that didn't exist I tell....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:11, archived)
#
MacGuyver baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I tried to repair a broken power block extension years ago forgetting it was still plugged in
My arms went all wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28, archived)
# "blown seal joke here"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)
# And "make sure everything electrical is switched off before you start poking around Joke here"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Having a dishwasher is a basic human right.
I haven't washed dishes since 2001, anything which isn't dishwasher-safe goes in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:43, archived)
# My other half has just moved in. It's an "Argument prevention device"
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:49, archived)
# New arguments :
1. "You never empty the dishwasher."
2. "You fill the dishwasher up wrong."
3. "You never put rinse aid in when it runs out, these streaky dishes are your fault."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:54, archived)
# As long as the fallout of none of the new arguments is me having to wash up I'm fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)
# That's the spirit! Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Plumbing in this country is a national disgrace. Bodge bodge bodge
Good luck and commiserations
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Ah, so the dishwasher is functioning normally.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)
# You have a beard good enough to go to a b3ta bash....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I fully intend to come along at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)
# it's a good place for one, especially while the weather is so hot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:17, archived)
# whoah! looks like somebody put pants on Donald Duck
....and and and they tore off his beak and blackened his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Front Page Sir!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Looks like somebody forgot to gaz the mods
and ask them not to FP their pic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Cry no more little b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mewle.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I'm slightly confused with the 3 back legs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:20, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:24, archived)
# I think you'll find that it's a prehensile walking-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:26, archived)
# It's a shadow.
I would explain anatomically, but my vocabulary on that front consists mostly of "thingy".
EDIT: Tendon! Thank you, Google.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:28, archived)
# "thingy" is the best word ever
and is used extensively in the anatomical,surgical and medical fields of communication.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:37, archived)
# "Nurse, fetch the machine that goes "ping" and pass me the discombobulator for this thingy."
That was a brilliant episode of E.R.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Red alert! Red alert! It's a cat-ass-trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJDjiTv748
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Gáy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:58, archived)
# it was fake, but certainly not gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:04, archived)
# It was most definitely Nhac Sàn Gà Gáy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:22, archived)
# fair point :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:52, archived)
# That syncs perfectly with what I'm listening to
Ain't Nobody Better by Inner City :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:59, archived)
# As I'd hoped it would.
maxgif.com/9ca
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:04, archived)
# That's quite obviously a carp, Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I'd go to see it...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Can't wait for the sequel "Donknado VS Megashark VS Asteroid, The Musical"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:57, archived)
# *opens Photoshop back up*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:01, archived)
# and "Donkzilla" while you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Dammit, I was already working on "Sharknado: The Musical"
Not an image; an actual musical. Featuring the stirring, yet melancholy, "Love Is A Sharknado (reprise)".
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Needs Blackpool Tower in the background to complete this but brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Sometimes Storm can be kind of a jerk.

Still, if this opens up an X-men/Sharknado crossover, all to the good.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Now add a fleet of stealth fighters
and a mechashark overlord
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Oh my yes.
I would pay real English money to see that. REAL ENGLISH MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Has to be better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:57, archived)
# ^What she said.
A steaming pile of cow shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:42, archived)
# It was a fairly small one but a good one

lovely to meet the folk I hadn't met before. I have now lost my voice from though from discussing where god went wrong and how on earth The Shining can be considered a bad film :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Freaks and weirdos, the lot of them
(Wish I lived within range of London)

So, names to faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:17, archived)
# just the 4th pic I'm guessing...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:42, archived)
# She was a guest of mine, bringing a brief but much needed burst of colour and ladyness to the proceedings
I did a pic of her a few months back:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:51, archived)
# so it was a drunken sausagefest for the most part then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Haha - yup!
Not sure if the choice of music piped in to the floor was a reflection of this though :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYgxxVXUhUg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:57, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:05, archived)
# *hits that perfect beat*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:07, archived)
# The security in that factory is a bloody joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:50, archived)
# cut to the chase...who's the bird with the tats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)
# sir..."bird with the tats"...that's someone's wife or sister,daughter or mother you are referring to
"would"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:40, archived)
# ...jj?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:22, archived)
# *coughstalkercough*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:34, archived)
# THIS^^
RPS is shite etc:
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Oh was Moggy there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Thanks
He gets thinner than before.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10987860
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Fear does that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Also blood-loss from cut finger.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Good thing really.
You need to be in shape, never know when you might have to run for your fucking life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:27, archived)
# calm down
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# can we have a get together for those of us who can't draw
*forms clique*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:57, archived)
# *Cliques*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I can't, but went...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:10, archived)
# there were more people not drawing than drawing
The bashes are just a get together with booze and chatting, the drawing was a bonus.
We were disappointed that the dozen or so talk boarders who said they were coming didn't show up. :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:15, archived)
# That's /talk for you!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah.
They are all..

*puts on sunglasses*

Talk.

http://www.cow.org/csi/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:03, archived)
# NIIIICSI!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:27, archived)
# mix that with people who only do really shit jokes and I'm in :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Man, that must be some steaming hot poop for it to cause that visual distortion in that manner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha!
yeah, i dont have any of that newfangled frame-stabilisiation stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Nah, it's just bum-muscles quivering with the strain.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:11, archived)
# I cant draw, and i went!
B3ta is not about drawing skill, as you well know. I can only make good arts on a computer using specific 3d software - something the pub didnt have.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Foolish pub!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I believe "less gifted" is the appropriate term.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)
# My apologies
due to a chum paying a flying visit from those Americas.
I raised a cock and drew a glass for you though.



Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:16, archived)
# quite alright fella, next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Nice tail.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Next year,
your gonna have to put up with a me =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:49, archived)
# excellent, it's a date
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Did I miss a meeting?
Or are you just determined. I did mean to myther you and welcome you once again into the madhouse.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:07, archived)
#
Twas a great event, though i did spend a lot of time thinking that the bar staff were expecting a much bigger turnout!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:52, archived)
# i'm sorry i did not attend
...but I wasn't invited
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Well, maybe if you had some front page images, you'd get invited!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# established members only
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:59, archived)
# haha
you said "members"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:04, archived)
# you were, everyone was. it was clearly stated on the calendar
and constant advertising
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:19, archived)
# well, OK
but I wasn't issued a passport, nor airline tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Sorry I couldn't make it guys
Glad yous had a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:08, archived)
# memo to self...grow beard and go next year :)
was expecting to see a page full of cock drawings this morning....what a let-down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:17, archived)
# I wanted to go,
but I had to go see the show my Mrs was stage managing.
Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Re-enacting The Omen in #1?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:00, archived)
# How many turned up......
If anyone out there wants to go to a bash but hasn't got a beard,

I don't really class myself as having a beard because I don't trim it or maintain it, I just let it grow, a week or so in the sunny weather and up to 2 months in winter, then take the lot off, I'll gladly stick it in the post if any one wants to stick it to their own face so they can go.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:12, archived)
# I had a blast. Haven't done that much scribbling in ages. I shall post the results shortly :D
.......and The Shining was shit. If imagery and good ideas were all it took to make a film, Suckerpunch would have won an Oscar.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Why didn't you grow a beard?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Too hot.
I made do with plaiting my pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Take mine off at least once a week in the sun, or else I finish up pasty white underneath
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# ?
why movie's talk??
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# because of the invention of sound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I got.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Donky and liquor
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Ass Liquor?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:52, archived)
# good morning :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Liquor Ass?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:10, archived)
# :/
'Ning The LOVELY MENTAL moggy.
This is NOT what we meant by 'Show us your Golden Ass' you know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:11, archived)
# sorry plz wait
Lovely mental...lol
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Hello again Moggy my friend. Here is my picture of a donkey at a bad party.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:26, archived)
# nice
:D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
# You are a very very good artist, I hope to be like you one day
and maybe I will go to Japan and meet Japan people like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:39, archived)
# n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:03, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Is this
A) Before
B) During
C) After
D) All the above

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:33, archived)
# D) All of the above.
It wasn't a really really bad party, just a bit rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:37, archived)
# wowbeautiful do you have the deviantart account that may i follower ???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)
# This all seems in order here.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:33, archived)
# I glad :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
# thanks
XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# They've got a baby just like ours!


p.s. sorry it's so late
(eneville, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 8:17, archived)
# do-it-yourself KFC
if you reply to this it will be your 100th post

you will not win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 6:22, archived)
# It's too early for a Sunday Spang
Arrrghrghghghghhh *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 8:15, archived)
# haha, christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Haute
(thanatos, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 3:33, archived)
# Bindun but, mine was so shit I didn't compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 4:23, archived)
# did you gazzamod so that it didn't accidentally get FP'ed?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 4:26, archived)
# It is over 404 pixels so it will never get FP'd.
It's terrible when they do that to Smashmonkey though. {:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 4:30, archived)
# but what about me!?!!??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 4:36, archived)
# I'm genuinely surprised you haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:08, archived)
# I'd FP that cat pic of yours on the popular page if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:11, archived)
# *checks*
what?!? I have 2 pics on the popular page
Popular Page is to Front Page, as New Jersey is to New York :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:46, archived)
# This one:
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=dogwithhappyface
edit: Oops...I meant this one:
www.b3ta.com/board/10987182
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:19, archived)
# Agreed
Chihuahuaists
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:39, archived)
# I really should post that again some time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 6:27, archived)
# More than 404 pixels wide? Just give GIMP's 'Liquid Rescale' plug-in a crack at it.

You're welcome.
EDIT: Sancho Panza is now riding a donkey-spider hybrid. Cool.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Nah man, do this, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Don Kuijote
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 4:44, archived)
# Donkey Quixote?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:02, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 6:22, archived)
# Now that's comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:45, archived)
# I get this
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 6:09, archived)
# From earlier in this challenge
www.b3ta.com/board/10987115

much less art...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 6:26, archived)
# Yeah...
Someone also did "Haughty".
Same windmill, different tilt...

(thanatos, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:26, archived)
# beware
they might be giants
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:00, archived)
# I see you, baby,
Shakin' that ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:21, archived)
# mezmorizing
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:46, archived)
# awww yeah

edit: 5 'established' members
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a ride on a donkey


from ye olde pedo donkey mix. youtu.be/JNjgzzmMYu8
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Let's eat pedo meat, Donky!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Pow!
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:54, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 3:32, archived)
# Hello again Moggy my friend.
I showed you my picture of a cat on a skateboard but I'm not sure if you saw it so I'm showing it to you again.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:14, archived)
# yay bluecat art!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Do you have blue cats where you are from?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:22, archived)
# naw
but If the cat there, I'll think good.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:34, archived)
# you are the ghost of Erwin Schrödinger AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:43, archived)
# *awards £5*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 3:33, archived)
#
Doraemon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:05, archived)
# take copter
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Haha, I did not see the copter.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Doraemon use take copter
doraemon.mangawiki.org/take-copter/
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I guess you didn't hear the news...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I still HATE this
-_-
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:58, archived)
# It's O.K.,....he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:00, archived)
# We could have him stuffed though,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# They have these new kits you can buy at IKEA. They're great!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Wow!
So you don't have to remove all the guts and innards yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Are you sure that's not quadracopter cat?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Well yes, clearly that is a cat on a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Yes I don't
But Macintosh Quadra is OK
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Nice er,
ears.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:56, archived)
# yeah - ears
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:07, archived)
# How old would you say that donkey is?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Age is irrelevant when it comes to true love. She's beautiful and very mature for her age.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Yep, she's fucking gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:35, archived)
# He's had her
up the ass!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:39, archived)
# ALL TIME CAPTAIN UP THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Well, this all seems perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:32, archived)
# If you bugger a baby donkey
what's worse? That it's underage or an animal?

Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:59, archived)
# What is an acceptable age to bugger a donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:07, archived)
# The average lifespan of a donkey in a developed country is 27 years
The average lifespan of a UK citizen is around 81 years, wheras the age of consent in Britain is 16 - so around 20% into someone's life they're no longer underage.

By the same standards, the age of consent in donkey years is 5. But the question still remains.... How do you get a donkey's consent?

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:22, archived)
# indeed.
I think you can only tell if a donkey consents by actually buggering it. You'll know right away.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Your knowledge in this field concerns me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:34, archived)
# It makes him sound
less stable
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Lets put it another way, if you haven't been kicked over the fence it doesn't mind.
I asked a psychologist friend with veterinary experience and she said a lot of these dumb animals (sheep, goats etc.) will let anyone mount them when in heat...
As for buggery, Wellies, leather jacket and helmet might be required PPE. You'd look pretty silly though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Underage
adult female donkeys can be rather er, 'receptive'.
No idea about the gay donkeys, other than some of them are bound to be fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Fabulous with smashing manes and zhooshed-up tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Pink designer saddles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:01, archived)
# I see your "Hawkwind on a car ad desperation" and raise you a "Quo advertising mince FFS"
www.b3ta.com/links/Teh_Quo_tribute_to_mince
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Oh no, that was really sad.
Someone has spent all their cash on military vehicles and nosepowders.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)
# me grin's stuck!!!!
stuck I tells ya!!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Donkeyfuck :D
(herman:D, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:59, archived)
# WAHAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:12, archived)
# Put a donk on it...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:54, archived)
# When are my brothers Zippy and Bungle coming?
My first (image) post. Sorry this is old news.

Click for bigger (395 kb)
(Hei Poro "Hello Reindeer" in Finnish, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:38, archived)
# By George!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Haha makes a change from lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:56, archived)
# weirddemonchickenthing
work in progress

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:20, archived)
# BLURFGH! BLURFGH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:40, archived)
# This is what Tesco Extra Value chickens look like before they are slaughtered.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Before
During

and After
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:13, archived)
# You cannot kill that which is already dead
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:25, archived)
# That's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 11:51, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Not only self-basting
but self roasting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Nasty heartburn there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Hahah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 2:33, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:04, archived)
# The Train in Spain falls mainly on the plain
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:06, archived)
# by Jove,
I think he's got it!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:13, archived)
# never too soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Maybe the driver needed more Train-ing...
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:27, archived)
# He's definitely off track.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:40, archived)
# The driver apparently went 'off the rails'.
*gets coat*
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Now he's offline for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:46, archived)
# if you ask me, he was completly loco!
(but you didn't)
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I bet at the next stop he gets railroaded to the looney bin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:01, archived)
# He wasn't even a sleeper.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:59, archived)
# A kick in the caboose for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:50, archived)
# TRAINS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 5:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Haven't seen it....
but I was in the process of doing this one ... never mind yours is better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Yeah, I was going to trawl through all the compo entries
...but I couldn't be assed.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 8:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Eggcellent
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
.
Mummy's little soldier !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
# now show him doing that weird bendy-over thing
with a toastie soldier in each hand, ready to dip them in to the eggy innards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# There's something disturbing about this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Gotta love me a bit o' eggy dip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 18:56, archived)
# nearly epic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:13, archived)
# It's full-blown epic, fool!
Throw down!
Come at me, Bro!
Let's do this!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.*wanders off to smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Haha, hope you remembered to gaz the mods....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:08, archived)
# crackin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:24, archived)
# In related spoon japery....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon all...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
# ooo-fah
sterile little fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave the Syrian leader here.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Al is a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:44, archived)
# ...font-matching algorithm etc etc...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:57, archived)
# no nosing is all kinds of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:06, archived)
# accidental tile
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Not as much fun as optimizing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:16, archived)
# tell us all of your filterwisdom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Here's a top tip:
when posting an image, always gaz the mods and ask them nicely not to FP it, in order to avoid upsetting those 'less gifted' board members.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# cock off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :(
I think someone's been doing this for me, given my dearth of FPs but unquestionable genius. It's a good thing, I'd have done it myself. I'm thoughtful like that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:18, archived)
# i'm choosing to believe it's a conspiracy
either that, or the mods are intimidated by my talent and raw sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:21, archived)
# It's unquestionable
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# i thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# you think you're so great
just because everyone loves you and your stuff is really good and.....and......wait, i haven't really thought this one through, have i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# I think a mention of "filters" is traditional at this point
Not that I think filters are anything to be ashamed of. I use them all the time to replace my lack of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# i use them for making coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:10, archived)
# That too
They're very flexible things

Especially when wet
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 17:43, archived)
# I Like This !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:01, archived)
# I disagree
but i have changed the file type anyway. Didn't realize they were so big.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:25, archived)
# They look best if you make a video
and run it through x264.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 16:19, archived)
# evil little fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 15:38, archived)

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