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(Bosey, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Bandwagon - did someone say?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:53, archived)
# No, it's not
everybody just go to your homes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:09, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:55, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Nice shi
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Contributing to Gren's resignation project
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:31, archived)
# anyone done a reflector pronm one yet?
this guy's HOT!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
# What train!


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(Bosey, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:25, archived)
# BANDWAGGON!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Someone knew it was going to happen
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:17, archived)
# The joke is that mozzarella makes him fart all night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:26, archived)
# and he blames aliens
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:14, archived)
# The twist at the end is he's like one of those evangelical priests that wind up getting busted with rent boys and meth
but with aliens and mozzarella
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:16, archived)
# and also yeah there are lots of farts but there are no fart jokes
they're all serious fart moments.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Some of them are very poignant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Brutal, haunting, harrowing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:19, archived)
# But oddly touching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:20, archived)
# We've all been through it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:22, archived)
# been through some cloth-touching
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I guess what I'm trying to say without going all SPOILER ALERT on you guys
is that a good 30 minutes of the movie is solid farts but you won't be laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:18, archived)
# I saw that movie in an arthouse theater in NYC
and about halfway through, some guy in front of me farted, and they threw him out.
There's a certain irony in that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I dunno man, if that was during the scene i think it was then that would be pretty fucking disrespectful.
Just asking for trouble if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Yeah, but he'd been caught fucking during the previous porn movie
Monkey see, monkey do and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26, archived)
# It's not a porno man
what the fuck are you into
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:28, archived)
# This is too weird gronkpan
people are so strange.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Mozzarella porn?
"Eww, it's all white and stringy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:42, archived)
# excellent /link from earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/1065609
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:39, archived)
# OMFG WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I'm saying
"Yeah, but he'd been caught fucking during the previous porn movie
Monkey see, monkey do and all that."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:42, archived)
# He's all like, "Mya name'sa Luigi!"
or possibly that's a different movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# They are the only two movies to have goombahs
its easy to mix them up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:24, archived)
# WARNING: SPOILERS ABOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:31, archived)
# For crash get mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Oh fuck off
Oh it's you! In which case... nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Woohoo!!
and by that I mean..

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ooh that's rude!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# you and your talent are making the rest* of us look bad




*me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22, archived)
# T.J:
got to stay off my feet for a few days until my leg blisters heal, which means staying at home with no wifi. this means i won't be around for a few days. don't worry, i'm not flouncy, just slightly pus-filled.
see you all soon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Look after yerself Smash!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# will do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:12, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
# :D
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# my mind went from this, to this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Haha! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:46, archived)
# HOMTRE CHOK BART>>>>>>>>>> WHOY YOU LITTEL!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:37, archived)
# DOH! Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Brill!!
Cheers Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:47, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Shuriken!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Assistance required
Hi guys, I wondered if any of you would be willing to assist a long-standing b3tan with a prank-mission. The woman in the picture below is the bane of my life, even if she does remind you of your dead grandma.

The premise is this:

The pic is a scan of a picture she insists on having posted in the workplace. She is a fucking bell-end. She is an ungodly amalgamation of Dot Cotton (Eastenders), Mrs. Overall (Acorn Antiques), Blakey (On the Buses) and Albert Steptoe (Steptoe and Son).

If anyone can be bothered, and I would really appreciate it, then please have a bash at potatoshopping this bitch into oblivion. My intention is to paste a new version of her pic over her office photo at random intervals...

(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59, archived)
# What are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I done "potatoshopped this bitch into oblivion"...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:29, archived)
# This is what I saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:41, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:46, archived)
# cries witchcraft
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:35, archived)
# haha - brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Toppy Shoppy Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Superb!
(Testricals Having a dump, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Ha Ha...WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:51, archived)
#
Potatoshopping?
(Bosey, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:02, archived)
# cuntsonant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:11, archived)
# You're making him sad.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:42, archived)
# There you go! Poor lady :( Maybe it's just you that fuck's her off. I can see where she's coming from though!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Your Buy Now link's busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)
# well I think Mrs. Overall is lovely so you can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Not seen that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I love this
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)
# how do we know she isn't really lovely and you're the one who need photoshopping?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
#
see, Frog and Joe just jump in with FAQ bullshit. This place used to be clever sarcastic, not just cunty sarcastic..... hence why I went to lurking (that and the lack of PS skills).

I asked for help, and thought that perhaps some people may have seen the potential for fun. Maybe it's my fault for forgetting that it's 10 years since I last spent lots of time on the board. "No", or a lack of response would have done...
(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Chill man! Take the banter! xxxx

9/11 The day of the Flounce

EDIT: Also I have been waiting fucking days to post new FAQ gifs! So there... take that. I think I told him lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Not so fast
Herman will be along soon to Jedify your image, after which you can print out all the frames of his animated gif and post them on the walls.

But I suppose you've ruined it now :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# aaaw boo hoo all the bad people made you stop posting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# HAA HAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:51, archived)
# I don't see how I was being cunty sarcastic
or sarcastic at all

After 11 years you should really have known the kind of response you were going to get
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22, archived)
# 11 years? Fuck around!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:27, archived)
# The less successful Mike Reid follow up kids show...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Or his posthumous series...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Why don't you just scribble a moustache on her?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)
# i offered to do that
but he never replied, the ingrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# man that's your solution to everything
when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:15, archived)
# So fucking sexy though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:16, archived)
# cunty would be demonising an old lady based on one person saying she was a bitch
you came in here trying to harsh some old lady out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Sackable offence inciting terrible internet bullying against a work colleague
*possibly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:50, archived)
# You've mentioned Dot Cotton, so Ninj will immediately be on the case with a black and white faceswap
/and the speed this place goes nowadays, something like this is more than welcome, if only to offer fodder for 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
# How do we know you are not the bad one?
Give an example of her bad behaviour and a picture of yourself, and we can choose who deserves photoshopping the most. Only fair.

edit: See Happy Toast has beaten me to this point.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# ^ she looks nice in this picture
I bet she's a lovely wee woman who brings in home made scones and jam and he spits in hers...

he's a bad one that..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I've made him a picture anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Awwwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:29, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31, archived)
# awww... *wipes a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32, archived)
# That's just so beautiful.
*top lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:37, archived)
# fp fp fp fp!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:53, archived)
#
hahahah!
(em22, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:30, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:45, archived)
# i can draw a moustache on her
or a hat, maybe. you overestimate my abilities, here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
I offered that very shovel to the Radio 1 breakfast show twitter account yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Haha
That's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ^more of this
/where the hell did that guy come from anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I think someone did much the same thing as this thread
"HAHAHA look at this guys face on a water flume lol"
he got told to fuck off

I then used it to put over the Three face memes of doom and reposted them

annoyed the fuck out of everyone
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
# how times have changed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)
# happy times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Did that annoy people?
I thought most people found it quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:24, archived)
# I posted them in new threads over the original one that had just been posted

I remember g******n crying like a little girl over it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Ah, must have missed that bit.
Voddy was delicate, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I probably deleted them..


never forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:49, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:53, archived)
# Jeebus ... I was just about to post this, when I thought I'd scroll down.
So, not just me then

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:43, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Why can't you just wipe your cock around the rim of her mug...
like everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Lateral thinking..you'll go far
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:26, archived)
# So long as I don't get caught in the mug cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
god I feel so childish sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Your mum looks like a nice lady
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:47, archived)
# here ya go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)
#
hehehe, brilliant... Given the majority response I have no idea if this was intended to be a spazz reply, but it is perfect. Either way, cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:59, archived)
# now if she goes home and kills herself it's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:08, archived)
#
that would make my work-life slightly more tolerable... if I could afford a hitman she wouldn't have to do it herself
(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:21, archived)
# if she's going home with that in her hand
she'll have a great time and probably come back in all smiles and lovelyness.

or not.

whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
#
What have you done, I don't see it.
(em22, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# The responses to this thread have reassured me that some things remain constant on b3ta,
even if all the memes I know are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Just resting.
The fear, teh quo and domo still pop up occasionally,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha. amazing
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
(Testricals Having a dump, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I feel your pain
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Wawypb?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Dr Fuck Pussy, that's who
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, archived)
# it's a 50/50 funny/disturbing split
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I've been watching this for ages
Where's the money shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, archived)
# hairball nutbust LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:21, archived)
# akshally, I think the cat is taking it up the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha he's shagging a pussy, so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:43, archived)
# I
choose to believe that he has a cat for a cock.
(Cretmeister, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
50th anniversary GIF win!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:50, archived)
# it was their own fault for being so bleedin' tall and smug and that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
(Frogb3at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:44, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11009089
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Uh oh.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:39, archived)
# and sexy, don't forget sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:46, archived)
# never forget
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:53, archived)
# forget what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:57, archived)
# what? forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:58, archived)
# WHO SAID THAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# they're moving my shoes you know...
have i had my lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I ALREADY DID!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:06, archived)
# you're shouting again.
i don't like it when you shout. it hurts my ears :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# well, i am already in my pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Well the, I.. erm..
yes. yes you are. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:40, archived)
# oh yeah
now you mention it, those bloody tall sexy smug towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:58, archived)
# tall is the new tanned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# oooo!
well i'm both... so I guess they cancel each other out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, archived)
# i couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# no, no, it's ok. they do.
at least i have nice shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, archived)
# TOO SMUG :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:43, archived)
# *Delurks*

*relurks*
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Merry 911 day
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:30, archived)
# ha!
i always say that when i see these signs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:55, archived)
# it helps that i have a northern accent
i imagine it'd sound a bit annoying in a cockerny accent or some such the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ooh ta Froggie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:55, archived)
# hahahaha
and congrats on the double FPs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Good job it's not bindun.
For a compo or anything.

www.b3ta.com/board/6027056

Oh no, what am I saying?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Gah!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Zak McFlimby,
bindun and better


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Dave The Hat!
Noooooo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# and only a decade ago too! =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I know!
Scary dairy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:39, archived)
# love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Excellent!!*Click*
Frogbeat: Keeping The Board ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:50, archived)
# :)
Frogbeat: Keeping pissing The Board ALIVE! off
For about a week now!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Woo, this ticks all the boxes*

* except the boxes marked TITS and FROGRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Hmmmm I will have to sort out getting them ticked!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:58, archived)
# \o/

(fuck me that posted 3 times and I think it bork the board)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:02, archived)
# WOO YAY

(b3ta's dead, we can all go home now)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:08, archived)
# well, ok!
It was worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Not a great song though is it!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Haha!
I reckon Bernie is in cahoots with all that lizard posse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*I like this* a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Deeeeeeeeeeeeecent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, archived)
# He's passing Alian Prost...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Very good.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:32, archived)
# ahhhhh, fuck it....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:26, archived)
# that would even awesomer if vimod was robocop

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
# On a zamboni
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Jesus Christ man
top lurking spell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I reappear if vimod is mentioned
How's it going? have you invented anything lately?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Hells yeah
Just the other night, I invented cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I hope you also invented bacon and butter to go with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:26, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
# It's definitely time for him to get a desk job.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37, archived)
# I never done it, I only said i done so they'd take the rat out me anus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:43, archived)
# MISTER HOPPY!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha... I hope the remake has him in it
Also...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:25, archived)
# haha
I thought he would be gold because of that poster
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Y E S !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Needs custard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Sucha smile

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Ruuuuun!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Towards or away from?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Away, away!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Well she has been through a lot a
KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] How has that made her neck better?
I thought I'd pea here for a compo entry...
*ahem*
twelve bar blues-form rock and roll song, written in 1954 by Jesse Stone under his assumed songwriting name Charles E. Calhoun.

Baby killing lols!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:16, archived)
# I would quite like a sausage roll now
Even a Gregg's would do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I don't think the "meat like paste" they include could be classed as a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Hurrah, got one without filenaming!
I hope I'm not one of them geniuses you read about. Or if I am I hope I'm an evil one.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# this totally looks like one of those 40-something, overly tanned bodybuilder ladies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Oooh jesus!
Where did she get all those chest scars?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Young David!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Mona Lisa by Andy Warhol


Procrastinating? Me? Of course not.
[Edit: It was huge when I uploaded it. Bloody hell.]
(Cretmeister, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Nice
I for one would like to see a series of the Mona Lisa done by other famous artists. Dutch ones, of course. Do Van Gogh, Escher and Mondrian next!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Cheers
Genuinely thought about doing a Mondrian one, and for a few minutes thought it might be possible. Escher would be... interesting.
(Cretmeister, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Ha, do iiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I could
be really boring and just stick any old grid painting of his up, claiming that as it's abstract, it represents whatever you want it to, and that includes the Mona Lisa.
(Cretmeister, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, archived)
# meh, seams, shmeams , /ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft hahahahaha LOL woo!!!!!
:P www.b3ta.com/board/11008824
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:51, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# we're waiting for your thing
waiting with baited breath and all that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I did do somfin else!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:50, archived)
# This is somewhat hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Horse
(lib319, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:48, archived)
# sorry to post on top of you mate
this is very, umm,
...FUCK I'm scared :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:26, archived)
# always reminds me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Never forgetti :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:33, archived)
#
hahaha
(UTB, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:34, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:39, archived)
# those who pasta way
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:44, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:47, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Memorial service in Durum Cathedral
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Oh very good.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:36, archived)
# I'm tortellini against this kind of pun.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Must have been
cannellonely up there...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:58, archived)
# This appears to have started the semolina stupid puns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:04, archived)
# that second tower looks like its
canalining over...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:14, archived)
# ground beef zero
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Ok stop it now
You are interrupting my daily Rotini
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:17, archived)
# nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:22, archived)
# you could Tagliatelle it was gonna go this way
but 'in for a penne' and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
# This is spirali out of control now.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:22, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:58, archived)
# MasterChef WIN
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:34, archived)
# It was a good day for Olympic base jumping though...

Form : 10
Style : 10
Landing : -20
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:46, archived)
# how lucky/awesome would it have been, if you were a base jumper
and on that morning you were off to do a jump, wearing all your gear, but popped in to the office to get some paperwork and drop off all your spare base jumping kits. then the plane hits... you'd be, like, a new superhero!


(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:52, archived)
# What would be more awesome would be if a bunch of them jumped off just at the right point to be splattered by the plane or sucked into the engines!
THAT would be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:54, archived)
# no, what would be really awesome, is when the Bilderberg group, Halliburton, and all of the lizard people are found out and their flase-flag operation comes to light
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# DAVID IKE?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:11, archived)
# what WOULD be awesome
is if, like I had, super powers where I could be, like, invisible. imagine that? proper invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:12, archived)
# YEAH!
But do evil instead of good and fuck the world up a bit!
that would ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18, archived)
# *puts shoes on ready to do evil*
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# WAIT!
We can all see the shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:39, archived)
# rats!
damn you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:07, archived)
# I just want a monkey butler.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:26, archived)
# his noodliness disapproves
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:55, archived)
# W ( .) ( .) W!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:07, archived)
# What sauce pic did you use
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Ok now THAT made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:06, archived)
# pennetscape...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:22, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11009091
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:41, archived)
# In for a penne...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
(Trotteville, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
EDIT: I have taken away one 'ha' as it looks like I was copying HT! This doesn't mean I think it's a little less funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:24, archived)
#
Rerbercerp
(UTB, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:34, archived)
# RHERBOKERP!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:40, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Brill
I thought it was a toasty one at first
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Gary O'Donoghue doing a piece to camera
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:20, archived)
# fully inspired...
by b3ta user partyboy's post #
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:25, archived)
# what?!
it's only worth a single 'Pfft :D'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Look I'm busy trying to do one too! ;)
I hope this is the new comp!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:51, archived)
# misheard lyrics?
"YES" times 1000% !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Merry 11/9 b3ta!

Think I can get ls18 out of lurk mode?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:37, archived)
#

(Frogb3at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:48, archived)
# has it been 2 years!!
too soon, man ...too soon -- ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Everyone knows news events become ripe for parody EXACTLY 6 months after the event....
(Unless you have a REALLY funny picture then all bets are off!)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I remember it like it was just yesterday
I was having coffee and I think I was checking b3ta when it happened
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:03, archived)
# God that''s awful... You must relive that moment every day! :-(
I'd put in ASCII flower about here, but I'm not a complete twat*.

*Complete lie!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Does anybody have a screenie of that wonderful meltdown?
I think this was his final post : www.b3ta.com/board/10531286

4EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:14, archived)
# It was the best flounce in b3ta history!
It's the fact that he went "Right! Well I'm going to take all my pictures off too! so ner!" then went around deleting everything he possibly could!

b3ta.com/board/10530694 - main flounce.

b3ta.com/board/10531686 - flounce at me.

b3ta.com/board/10532080 - General schoolyard bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Ahhh, golden memories!
I thought it had all been deleted. Thanks 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Oh no.. A lot of it was deleted...
Someone somewhere has screen grabs of his pre-flounce-flounce.. That is MUCH more entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:10, archived)
# who did the .gif of night rider flying into the twin towers, i think that drove him over the edge
been looking for it for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Bin Dune
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:39, archived)
# that's from the other universe!
It doesn't count on this quantum plain.

May as well roll this one out too....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Too soon you insensitive fuck flap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Yep!
always too soon....never too late =)
(SpiteClassic, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Never forgive :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Knock knock...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24038234
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:27, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Cash o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:38, archived)
# I hate those faux "science behind the show" shows...
"In theory we could get it to work if..." yadda yadda yadda.
In theory if I shove a 12 inch big black dildo up my bum gold will come out of my nose.... But no matter how many times or how hard I try it doesnt seem to happen....

Ho hum.

*Experiment 3,418,216... Fingers crossed!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Try shoving it up ya nose and gold may come out ya bum
You need to mix it up a little when experimenting
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Ewww! it smells funny!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:44, archived)
# You could always...
...shove a peanut up yer bum - it'll come out a Treet.
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Surely using a popular (sci-fi) show as a jumping off point to introduce some genuine science
would be a good thing? Even if it's only debunking what happens in the show, it'd be broadening minds.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:47, archived)
# True...
I like science, but having a friend who was CONVINCED his Star Trek the next generation technical manual where actual BLUE PRINTS to build the ship (and that it would work) turned me off the whole scifi/science thing!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:59, archived)
# 3 bats?! that's bloody cheating Liz!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:28, archived)
# corr..fuck the queen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:34, archived)
# This probably counts as treason.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:23, archived)
# HRH The Bambino.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:48, archived)

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