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[challenge entry] ..
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51, archived)
# 25% more Beetlejuicing than any other practitioner
Thanks Nantu!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:34, archived)
# I take it this works for penises too?
In other news..... Where are the cool kids hosting pics these days? still photobucket?
EDIT: I am using a proxy so can't physically check till I get home and fire up my old laptop which rarely actually happens
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:36, archived)
# b3ta or imgur seem to work ok
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:38, archived)
# B3ta?
When I press my images it says I need to log in, could that be the proxy do you reckon?

Thanks Toastie I will look at imgur :D
Edit: Yeah I think it's a java issue :(
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:41, archived)
# So I said to the genie, " I'd like a little head..."
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Classic old joke
is old but still good
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Shrunken Cranium By Genie.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Thanks, Nantu
Now I'm more successful in sex and business.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:42, archived)
# Hooray lets celebrate life with infinite Boris Johnsons
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Needs moar Goatse
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:46, archived)
# I've been waiting for a good 10 minutes now and it hasn't animated yet.
Please refund my admission fee.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Ooooh fine
But I'm rubbish at GIFS

Boris on Make A Gifmake animated gifs like this at MakeAGif
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Would prefer refund.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02, archived)
# my internet just broke
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Sphinctertastic!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:42, archived)
# You can now pay your Regression Charges online.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Would Polofiller fix it ?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Open your mind to the possibilities
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Temple of Love.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:03, archived)
# I would watch this
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:59, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Cockney Version
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
proper lols
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:59, archived)
# classic classy =)
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Very good.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Probably not the PR image they were looking for.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:12, archived)
# 'shopped pecs only
kthxbye
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:20, archived)
# he is already in troubles because of this:
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
How food is made - Show us, inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/11090589 (dolphinwhisperer)
Celebrities as animals - Photoshops and name puns (moon monkey)
Mnemonics - Richard of York gave battle in vain etc (Jabberwoc)
Weird pub signs - (skullbuggery)



Reply and speak your vote
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:27, archived)
# Nuns on the shitter
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Richard Dawkin's Humanist Kitchen Nightmares
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:28, archived)
# You know full well the Bishop of Bath and Wells had this pulled.
Oh, sorry..had HIS pulled. Carry on.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Duck Domestic Abuse
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:10, archived)
# What if Jade Goody had lived
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:29, archived)
# Apples vs Sandals
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:30, archived)
# Tory fat cats wanking booths please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:30, archived)
# 3 Men and a little lady
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:30, archived)
# ...the Madeleine McCann story
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Ted Danson?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Where do retired anuses go?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:31, archived)
# When dog fingering goes bad
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:31, archived)
# Mnemonics
then we can compo all the Captain Placid posts
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:32, archived)
# ATCPP I don't get it?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:57, archived)
# This might make it seem less mad;
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Erm I done a mnemonic of all the captain placid posts.
Dunno what to say really.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Alternative uses for gussets
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:33, archived)
# I like food
Hi hedgehog! Fax me some of that coffee
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:40, archived)
# Penguins vs Monkeys, 50 years later
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:53, archived)
# can we also have a reward for funniest answer to image challenge vote?
this, this would not win.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:08, archived)
# The celebrity animals one please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:05, archived)
# How about a "photoshop what you think the last two newsletters looked like" challenge?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Where PACT coffee comes from
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Option 1 please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:22, archived)
# A or B please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:36, archived)
# How food is made
ta
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:09, archived)
# option 2/B please.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Food
Mainly because I want to know where Toblerones really come from. I mean...really.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Option 1 -- How food is made.
also, can we just have the minipoll back?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:12, archived)
# no, this is easier to ensure more than one person is happy with the result
and it gets people talking/posting
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:25, archived)
# DON'T HURT' EM, TOASTY!!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Nazi Television
Luftwaffe Summer Wine or The Genocidal Game.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Option B
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:00, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:29, archived)
# I don't want to know how food is made.
Weird pub signs please.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Did a Spanish granny paint this?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Celebrities as animals
Sting Bzzzzzzzzz...... Alan partridge and that and stuff.... and that....... no you fuck off.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Celebrities as animals please
what's that? you already have shed load prepared?
bonus!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Mnemonics
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:23, archived)
# I plea for option three, partly, you see, as it was suggested by me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Such unapologetic self-promotion.
Disgusting.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Erotic ducks for me please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Foood!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Celebrities as animals
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:56, archived)
# option 1 pls kthx
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:21, archived)
# Celebrity pub signs
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:26, archived)
#
It's as if he's extracted his brain and draped it about his head.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:55, archived)
# With a splalsh of goatse
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 4:40, archived)
# Option 1 please
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Pubic signs
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, archived)
# It's another Jesus verified morning. Anyone for tea?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:05, archived)
# lovely, lovely hate root
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
# I'm buying that
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Can you mainline this, please?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold!


Although this has been bothering me for a while, I expect no votes as it is a bit obscure. But it's late and nobody is looking.

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 5:02, archived)
# I asked Mrs Google and she tells me
"The impala (Aepyceros melampus) is a medium-sized African antelope."
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:41, archived)
# We are ALL looking though
I would have gone with a more Classic model, but the joke still stands
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45, archived)
# ....and for tonights 'teach-yourself-blender' lesson, 3D Lettering. Much fun, but far too late :(
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 1:40, archived)
# i tried that for a while, but i am not a patient person
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 3:23, archived)
# And...
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 3:58, archived)
# yeah, i'm still waiting
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 5:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 5:31, archived)
# Blender is much fun!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just dump this here
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:39, archived)
# i didnt realize it was bum week on b3ta
:D
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Liverpool looks really sore.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:52, archived)
# its coming up to bum o'clock
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:54, archived)
# Silly!
It's ALWAYS bum week on b3ta! Hooray!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Arsenal?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 4:00, archived)
# Manchester Shitty
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 6:00, archived)
# Asston Villa
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Liverpoo
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Pantfester Uninvited
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:23, archived)
# England.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Repost as b3tards is gone:(
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Eight dee
Porn colon dee
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Got me again {:-<
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 1:11, archived)
# This is what the News of the World has your phone doing when you're not looking.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 4:04, archived)
# Yeah, something that looks like porn on my office screen, thanks for that
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:53, archived)
# You are, in the most literal definition of the word, a complete finger-sniffing wanker.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:22, archived)
# alright brb
/ac
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:25, archived)
# I like breasts
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:26, archived)
# CAN I USE MY "I BET THAT HAS A DISTINCTIVE RING" JOKE AGAIN?
CAN I? CAN I?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:51, archived)
# This is only funny until you realise that's Stuart Hall.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:44, archived)
# He has avenged his mother
at last.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:50, archived)
# A hungry vegan avenges a beef
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:52, archived)
# the boy with the pearl sash
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:00, archived)
#
i think theyre like monk prayer beads
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:34, archived)
# shrunken heads off enemies squished
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:44, archived)
# love bead attack
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Stand and deliver!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:15, archived)
# *very high letterbox*
//tippietoes//
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:53, archived)
# GJM!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:31, archived)
# JMG!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:35, archived)
# no fatties
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:21, archived)
# so, why are u still here then, LOL
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:38, archived)
# MODS!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Also:
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:00, archived)
# weeeeeeeird....
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:17, archived)
# You're scaring me now.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:49, archived)
# He sure gets around
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 1:52, archived)
# not bald enough
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Oatcake shoulder.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:22, archived)
# I read that as "outcake shoulder"
Now I want to know what an outcake is.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 2:35, archived)
# Like an apple turnover but with less pork.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:26, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Excellent and then some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Love the belt
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Arrrrrgh sword fight :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Awesome!!!!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:43, archived)
# {:-D
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Look what you did
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Great Dual Swordsmanship Microwave
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:52, archived)
# topical
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:32, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:38, archived)
# touche
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, archived)
# how long should we wait for other people to join in?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:02, archived)
# I call a free for all : )
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Hides her messy locks
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:38, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:26, archived)
# he made it!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:31, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:59, archived)
# It's Jimmy Page
riding a Segway to Devon
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Oh god. OH GOD! Yes! Yes!! YES!!!!
*lights a cigarette*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:27, archived)
# FUCKING HELL.
That's deranged. And wonderful.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 3:02, archived)
# Aww
Look at his little gleeful face!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:29, archived)
# in other music news...
 photo vet_zps69742c46.jpg
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Rare to see a real story worse than the b3ta version.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Dream Theater is an American progressive metal/rock band formed .....
.... closes page
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 2:35, archived)
# No segway!
denied!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:37, archived)
# I had an idea for something like a Segway
but I have totally forgotten what it was. It was probably a device for injuring silly people.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:55, archived)
# See what I did there?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Needs more Brigitte Nielsen and steroid injections
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:57, archived)
#
I had to stop on the 3rd page of shiny naked Dolph Lundgren pics. My colleagues were looking at me funny.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:59, archived)
# well if you will sit there with your trousers round your ankles
what can you expect.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:36, archived)
# I'm sick of explaining this to people
They FELL down.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:21, archived)
# How to Drain your Flagon.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:41, archived)
# *Hiccups*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:23, archived)
# I dream of a day when all the boxers hang up their gloves
and put aside their differences.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:29, archived)
# the managers and bookies
will put you in someones foundations.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:51, archived)
# I
must break you.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 19:59, archived)
#
If he dies, he dies.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:19, archived)
# A true test of his nutsack's elasticity
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:47, archived)
# that's 36p I spent so far
: D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:24, archived)
# *throws 12p at screen*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:25, archived)
# If this was a real comic I wonder if it would have a guy with eyebrows, a penguin, various squirrels and
興味深いフォロワー
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
# I'd love to make this a real full-length comic
or even a short film if I had the time/money.

Then I'd have all the creepy Japanese stalkers I wanted!!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:45, archived)
#
(✿◠‿◠)

yay!


edit: actually, he could be a game character.

It's going to offend people anyway so go all out, or should I say balls out and make something epic!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
# what happened to moggy btw?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:04, archived)
# so he's having a jolly old time, if temporarily confined
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:09, archived)
# That doesn't surprise me at all.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:09, archived)
# I guess she left as jollyjack left.
THE NEXT QUESTION FOR THE COURT, WHY DID JOLLYJACK LEAVE?

/doesn't follow b3ta drama blog.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:31, archived)
# He didn't 'leave'.
Moggy jacknapped him.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:38, archived)
# The what now?!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Oh, jollyjack left as well?
Too much furry/squits comments from other users maybe?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I don't think he left
just stopped visiting as much, like a lot of people
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# I always liked his drawing style.
Sequential Art not so much, but Spider & Scorpion and most of his other stuff was/is really ace.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# *translates*
*deletes internet history*
*leaves the continent*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Internets, SRS BZNS.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:31, archived)
# You could be rich
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:56, archived)
# I'd buy that!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:04, archived)
#
THIS TALL BRIDGE
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I am staying home with the grandkids, and they also LOL'ed
the little one LOL'ed in his pants [giggle]
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Pedro, my pretend life is much more interesting than yours.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:05, archived)
# That is a lot of pages
bargs
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:30, archived)
# More like a convicted sex defender
amirite amirite

sigh
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:56, archived)
# *patpats*
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:52, archived)
# i wanted bruce to win...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:13, archived)
# well, I like it
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:01, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:55, archived)
# I find it scary
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:31, archived)
# The Seven Signs of Ageing
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I like this.
do you have more in a similar vein, on a website somewhere?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Thanks! I do!
There's a few more in a similar vein if you scroll down this page a bit, to the '9 Panels' section...
www.stephen-waller.com/illustration/#/miscellaneous/
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:13, archived)
#
much to love, thanks
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:46, archived)
# This is awesome !
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Clever, Accurate.
...and sad.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:32, archived)
# this is perfect
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:06, archived)
# :(
I think I may have something in my eye ...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:20, archived)
# cataracts?
 
 
(sorry!)
 
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Cataracts!
Damn, that one would've been perfect!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:08, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:56, archived)
# EAR cataracts?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# I know of a gel that can cure loneliness
Superglue! Lather it on and run full pelt into someone. Problem solved.

Woo! :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
# very good!
*sob*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:16, archived)
# A sad click.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Zero sales since 1837
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:40, archived)
# is there also a guide to spending a reasonable amount of time in a store?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:11, archived)

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