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# B3taday Celebratory Post -- My beautiful wife, Aimee Garcia

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(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:05, archived)
# I've just popped my cork
To you both and may you be happy for ever
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:14, archived)
# I pop my cork every time I lay eyes on her
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Gratz!
Commenting breeds enthusiasm
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:21, archived)
# I am well-enthused
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Cha!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:33, archived)
# OMG <3 <3
can i have her?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:33, archived)
# My gift to you.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 1:10, archived)
# Wow!
Maybe you're not such a douchebag after all
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 1:39, archived)
# Only cuz I had her and Aimee in a 3-way before. All yours now. ;D
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 2:13, archived)
# Toze look a bit mangled, but I will accept it
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 2:15, archived)
# I wondered when b3ta would get into midget pr0n
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 7:04, archived)
# What do you mean when?
Its been on the secret board for years.

Oh.. maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 23:14, archived)
# Aimee Sandimés Garcia López de Ordóñez Hin
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:45, archived)
# Phwoooooaarrrrr!
Oh, and belated candleday!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Why did I make this?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:21, archived)
# I never really understood this challenge at all but I think that's probably my own fault
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:51, archived)
# Looking at the file name...
...I think it was for a spoonerism challenge 🙄
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:19, archived)
# OMG SAME, Mo'!
**HUGZ**
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:19, archived)
# Hopefully the next one will be more gornable.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:34, archived)
# Maybe this one is, I can't tell :(
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:46, archived)
# I've a customer still using that router in their shop for testing stuff out before shipping.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:35, archived)
# It's good that one, it has its own little flagpole
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:47, archived)
# I don't mention the flagpole. Don't wanna see little 'TRUMP 2024' & 'FUCK BIDEN' flags flying on it.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:04, archived)
# Let's Go Brandon!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 17:27, archived)
#
cuz u r a perv
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:43, archived)
# Veteran's day
Happy veteran's day to all the vets and Happy belated birthday to the US Marines.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 8:15, archived)
# I wish them all a very happy BOLLOCKS
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:05, archived)
# dont forget my fvcking candlemas!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:31, archived)
# Something something canldlecvnt something
yaw welcome Snr Paedohin

Woo!!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:43, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:46, archived)
# The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:07, archived)
# What candulz?
Oh. Yeah.



Happy thingy. :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:44, archived)
# 17 happy flaming candles up your bum
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:06, archived)
# All of them
All at once
All the way up there
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:08, archived)
# You love it
you slag
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:26, archived)
# Also happy wax
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
# off
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:52, archived)
# Big Hugs to a B3ta Leg End on candle day which is today your candle day
Keep up the nonsense
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:02, archived)
# 'nonsense' ?
I thought this was all a ticket to a life of luxury
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:35, archived)
# I saw some YouTubes that copy your technique.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 15:16, archived)
# Happy thingy to you!
Conglatruatrion. Your a teenager and winnar.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:31, archived)
# Happy Candles Pedro!
\O/
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:45, archived)
# YAY, I'm on fire! :D :D
wait, is this *supposed* to hurt?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:51, archived)
# mewwy candles!
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(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 12:35, archived)
# YES! and bitches love money too!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:49, archived)
# So Cash
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:54, archived)
# This image got me fired
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:55, archived)
#
You're welcome.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:58, archived)
# I hated that job anyway, my boss kept going on about bias and lack of rigidity
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:01, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:32, archived)
# No I'm fairly sure that if someone posted a photo of a woman with barely-concealed titszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Why feet so small?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:34, archived)
#
M
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(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:32, archived)
# BEE HIDE
D V
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:49, archived)
# Happy Candle day!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:03, archived)
# Pedro Bless Us, Everyone
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Happy Candlemas
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:16, archived)
# Always on my b3taday! How strange is that?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Happy fucking Candles, Senor !!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:42, archived)
# a 'senior' señor, right?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:50, archived)
#
El señor más antiguo del día de las velas !
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:17, archived)
# happy candle day Pedro
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:00, archived)
# Bless You, sir. ...or madam.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:07, archived)
# why don't you suck my dick and find out
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:43, archived)
# Oh My
😮
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:44, archived)
# My grandson saw this, MY GRANDSON
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:16, archived)
# Well, then next time, you come over HERE and suck your wife's dick.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:22, archived)
# On the internet? That's perverse.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:32, archived)
# Season's greetings
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:24, archived)
# tis the season for greasin'
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:28, archived)
# <candle-related comment>
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:38, archived)
# %WITTY_RETORT%
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:45, archived)
# happy happy candles
www.instagram.com/reel/ChlcVhkpFj2/

hahaha, everyone needs a Pedro fix
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:36, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:15, archived)
# Happy Candleday Pedro!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:43, archived)
# 😍🤪🥳
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:16, archived)
# woah
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:25, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:54, archived)
# I don't know, man, I wasn't there
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:02, archived)
# Poppy icons pls
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:07, archived)
#


(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 12:43, archived)
# ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:15, archived)
# So we have a letter called double u, but not one called double n
Really makes you think, dumit
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:21, archived)
# ╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆゚.*・。゚
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:25, archived)
# welcome back, m8
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:45, archived)
# Booyakasha!
isn't that what they say?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:17, archived)
# Also, were the Marines all born on the same date?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:35, archived)
# It's one of the entry criteria
Silly really, they could easily have 365x the applicants
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:07, archived)
# So few, yet, so proud
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:10, archived)
# So what happened really...
That branch of the military was originally a secret science project. They were going to clone a very stong woman named Maureen. Of course they all would have had the same birthday.

'The Maureens' branch of the military was an utter failure because all women wanted to do was gossip, watch soap operas and eat Bon-Bon all day.

They brought in a bunch of REAL men, manly men, and they didn't like the name, so they changed the spelling to The Marines.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:15, archived)
# This was an awfully cloned Marine
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:22, archived)
# :((
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:23, archived)
# same thing happened in the uk with the saras
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:45, archived)
# semper fi me
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 20:06, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:35, archived)
# GesTOAP
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:16, archived)
# -snort-
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Joe Bidet
gettin' a bit satirical, there!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:53, archived)
#
Bidet as it may🤣
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops a daisy!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's rite gud that is
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Is that Rob on the chaise longue?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:52, archived)
# On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
Is your muffin buttered...

Bloody earworm, I'll have to listen to it now.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sign up now!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:10, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:14, archived)
# Most people with Prime Minister didn't intentionally sign up for it
Forgot to tick the opt-out box (anything but the Tories will do)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 15:59, archived)
# Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100 today, on November 10th which is your birthday, happy birthday, anthonyb3ta70100
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:06, archived)
# I think that some of yours had forgotten
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:19, archived)
# I didn't this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:03, archived)
# Who?…………………ohh….that guy…..
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:58, archived)
# Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100, you're the best!
I made you an invisible birthday card:

Open in new tab for the full size version (1080x1920).
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:57, archived)
# That's gratitude for ya, huh?
Why do we bother?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Invisible gratitude.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:07, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:45, archived)
# Love it
Nicely
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:12, archived)
# Arf!
Dear Support, why does my subscription get cancelled every few months?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 6:50, archived)
# weird to think
that she followed that arrow through at least 3 cabinet members before it became obvious it didn't make a sound when she blew
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 2:07, archived)
# Bin dun?

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(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:02, archived)
# "Jesus saves"?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Christ the Redeemer ?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:52, archived)
# Aye.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Woo!
Every riddle helps etc
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Tesco value Jesus
turns water into lager
feeds 50 with meal deal
casts out full price spirits
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Runs down the street
Stumbling and limping, holes through his feet
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:15, archived)
# The staff at which Swedish furniture shop have listened to far too many crazy conspiracy theories?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:00, archived)
# This year's "must have" Christmas autobiography


ps toap
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:03, archived)
# Is that her husbands cockring?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 21:03, archived)
# Nah. Too big.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 21:11, archived)
# it fell out
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 23:39, archived)
# Possibly a BDSM "day collar", apparently
Go on, Google "Liz Truss BDSM", I dare you. Very educational.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:54, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 2:16, archived)
# You old!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:14, archived)
# Oh my God!
FUCK! Where is my fire extinguisher?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:17, archived)
# Almost forgot to drop this!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:49, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 6:52, archived)
# Still not old enough for a drink
Happy Candles, Pedro!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:42, archived)
# Another deposit made to the wank bank.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 10:58, archived)
# You said you'd gone off her
since noticing that she had the brains and personality of a puddle of diarrhoetic dog shit.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# meh...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:16, archived)
# My number 2 in number 10.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:53, archived)
# She probably left a big U-blocker for Rishi
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:58, archived)
# They forgot to include 'parody' in the description

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(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Just add a check bit to the end of the name and claim it's parity
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 16:07, archived)
#
bloody brilliant idea!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 17:33, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:34, archived)
# WRONG ACCOUNT
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:24, archived)
# It's not my account
No idea who it is. Only 15 days old as well.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:28, archived)
# it's me. susribe.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:55, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:11, archived)
# ARSEBOON DILBARO ARSEBOON DILBARO
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:22, archived)
# Why is this happening
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:28, archived)
# Dogs in little hats
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:38, archived)
#
little MAGA
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 0:02, archived)
# *something about white dog shit*
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:08, archived)
# That rare 70s style that you just don't see anymore
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:30, archived)
# It's the poo style
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ask JFK
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 9:25, archived)
# Two buttons:
Back and To The Left
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 9:26, archived)
# Careful now!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!

(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:33, archived)
# Probably reports back what you plant in it
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:34, archived)
# if i was going to design a soil I'd do something interesting with the color
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:10, archived)
# Turquoise
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 8:03, archived)
# That's interesting
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 12:13, archived)
# I Googled(!) Google's founders in the desperate hope one of them would be called Pete....
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:23, archived)
# Doogle?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 11:14, archived)
# Killed teh board like a penguin in a kissing booth.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 14:43, archived)
# These results are small but the ones out there are far away
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Would you care for a cup of tea, Father?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I require only that you kneel.

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# he's got a good figure for his age
owning tweets is working out for him
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] He looks like Robocop without the helmet. Eloncop. Internet Conversation Policeman.


What are you three directives?
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:47, archived)
# That's actually a Tesla Bot. The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:41, archived)
# NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:16, archived)
#
-l
+ me in the groin
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43, archived)
# Portmanteau = Kneelon
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] PARODY

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(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:23, archived)
# MAKE IT
People will, likely, pay for that.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:35, archived)
# I'll make it,
sell all the ticks and use the money to buy Twitter.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
# Wait a month or two and you can probably get it dirt cheap in a going-out-of-business sale
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:39, archived)
# then rebrand it b3tter and corrupt the world
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:14, archived)
# bitt3r
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:53, archived)
# nice :) get it printed on bubble wrap and write TENSION SHEET at the top
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:44, archived)
# Haha!
Good luck
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:26, archived)
# can we get this live on b3ta?
SELL MORE TICKS!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave Elon alone....he's not gonna buy b3ta.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Elon's missed that boat
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:00, archived)
# :O
(also, since you’re here…have you seen my popular image called “Dark Side of the Meat”?…You might want to consider putting it on the FP, cuz it looks awesome there…Jusssayin)
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:20, archived)
# …….rob…….rob?…….
………where he go?…….
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:54, archived)
# DO NOT ANNOY PHONY STARK!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:06, archived)
# <3
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:13, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:21, archived)
# This really ticks me off.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:16, archived)
# fuck, now I'm going to have to take @WierdNerd8334549 as my profile
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:42, archived)
# wow, minesweeper got intense
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:04, archived)
# bad
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:21, archived)
# smooth criminal
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:22, archived)
# off the wall
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:25, archived)
# one bad apple
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:27, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:29, archived)
# gooooove
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:32, archived)
# Eraserknobhead
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 18:46, archived)
# the girl is mine
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:29, archived)
# the man in the mirror
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:32, archived)
# shamontastc!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:52, archived)
# That's the guy who wrote the parody of "Eat It", yeah?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:19, archived)
# Well it's certainly a parody guy
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:46, archived)
# is this AI art?
Don't make me have to make rules about there not being AI art here - unless, somehow, it's more interesting than everything looking a bit fucked
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:29, archived)
# b3ta's already fp'd 2 of mine, make of that what you will
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:04, archived)
# as you will
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:29, archived)
#
Thank god you hosted them on your own bomb-proof server so we can see what you're referring to
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:42, archived)
# Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my hosting company telling me they're going to have to charge me even more if they're going to keep fucking me.
I can't afford the SSL certificates any more, I should probably look into alternatives but meh
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Real Photo Monday is shamone
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43, archived)
# Except for personal use I concur with you.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Thought we'd offer up a tick by your name on B3ta, just like Elon is offering

but cheaper, as you can pay what you like, via donation.
b3ta.com/features/appeal/

BTW: If you don't get your icon, send me a gaz, and I'll do it manually. Not a shit pun.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:04, archived)
# Can I pretend to be a cunt without warning others first?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43, archived)
# pretend?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# But how will I be able to prove that I am indeed the REAL PedroHin
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43, archived)
# Well it's offering the same level of authentication that Elon is promising
that the tick means you've sent some idiot who doesn't deserve your cash, your cash.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:44, archived)
# I don't like that you are calling Rob an idiot
😢😭
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:11, archived)
# it's a check mark
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54, archived)
# YOU'RE a check mark!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:07, archived)
# Oh hi
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:42, archived)
# HAI!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:44, archived)
# you are
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# There is no PedroHin, only Zuul
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:16, archived)
# We know you’re the one with his nose up nohaha’s ass.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:32, archived)
# you should eat more corn and peanuts then
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:53, archived)
# <s> slim shady
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Can parody accounts have a cross?


(For some reason the donate page is taking ages to load)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:13, archived)
# IDGI
Srsly…how is that better than a nuke cloud or FUCKLIFT icon?
It isn’t.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Gorn icons NOW
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:28, archived)
# NEVAH GORNA HAPPEN
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)
# I just tried to make one
and failed, because it is rather difficult.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Uze filtahz
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Iye uze ohnlee ther bezt filtahz
Filters/Artistic/Gornify
Filters/Decor/Add Gorns
Filters/Render/Pattern/Gorn

This is the best I can do, and it's just not good enough, damn it:


Looks more like a smudged lower case e, or a smudged stealth bomber, or just a smudge.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 15:55, archived)
# Jeeesh!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:54, archived)
# GRrrrrRRRRRRRRRR!
Still shit:
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Nice Mule Head XD
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 0:23, archived)
# New icons yesss
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:33, archived)
# Yep - four new icons
a Tardis
a squirrel
a Pylon
a Tick
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:34, archived)
# Poor HT, bullied again :'(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:39, archived)
# If we donate extra, does the pylon make a sound?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:02, archived)
# It's making a sound already, what do you mean

(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:31, archived)
# It’s a grey squirrel though.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:05, archived)
# it's a red squirrel
rendered in greyscale
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:07, archived)
# your a tardis
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)
# I respect your determination and those of your compatriots to refuse to call it a check mark despite the fact it's marketed and described as a check mark
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:46, archived)
#
Tick = check
Cheque = also check
Bill = also check
Currency note = bill
Crisps = chips
Chips = fries
Condom = rubber
Rubber = eraser
Trousers = pants
Petrol = gas
Cigarette = hate speech
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54, archived)
#
Soon = momentarily
Orientated = oriented
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# You leave Moggy out of this.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03, archived)
# robbed = burglarized
never understood that one, it's like going to the hospital and saying you've been doctorized
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:26, archived)
# is it?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:49, archived)
#
Resident of Prague = also check
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:01, archived)
# i did a check and you're right so you get a check
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:05, archived)
# Ticket for use at a future sport event = check
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:16, archived)
# Draughts = checkers
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:20, archived)
# Sexing baby birds = chick check
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03, archived)
# and is generally legal if you're rich, apparently
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10, archived)
# When you're famous they let you do it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:30, archived)
# twice :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Aha. Just given a tenner.
Waiting for the ✅ of paid validation to appear.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:31, archived)
# Give him a chance, Robbo's probably down the offie spending it all on White Lightning
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Outrageous slur
It's been discontinued. Frosty Jack's is the tramp juice of choice these days
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
# Is Pulse still a thing?
And what was the one that came in a lightbulb shaped bottle that was perfect for making bongs?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:31, archived)
# Orangina?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:06, archived)
# Big Ben?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Shock!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394277522103

IIRC they were about £3 at the time, and fucking vile. Still worth it for cider and rollups in the park, great days, etc.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:12, archived)
# How do we know you are the real rob?
huh ?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:50, archived)
# He has a tick next to his name.
It's hidden under the check mark.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10, archived)
# as I drew the tick myself using the pencil tool in photoshop
if I say it's a carrot it's a carrot
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:37, archived)
# 🥕?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:16, archived)
# My carrots are orange and they have leafy tops on:)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
# get about from my carrots
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:29, archived)
# worst CDC evah
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:43, archived)
# He has a birthmark shaped like a ham on the side of his penus
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Now I’m not just fied,
I’m very fied.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Verified
The real 2 Can Chunder
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:41, archived)
# also tick
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:17, archived)
# there's the little fucker :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:38, archived)
# What if this is a parody acct?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:10, archived)
# they're all a parody of something
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Furtive 4 Lyf
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:35, archived)
# old skool crue
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:28, archived)
# if I was Elon I'd offering everyone furtives for $8
I once had someone offer me £50 for one back in about 2004 and I said no
(, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 2:00, archived)
# Suppose its about time I sent another donation and changed my icon.
Although its not showing any different ones yet I shall gaz our lord and master in the morning if its not showing by then. Unless he has done a runner that is or the board was hacked by some basement dweller who has managed to successfully nick said cash.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:47, archived)
# there you go old chap
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:51, archived)
# Many Thanks oh lord of b3ta
I've called off the Russian hit squad.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Try updating the 404 page once in a while
then I might chuck you some change you terrible twunt 😘
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:27, archived)
# I'm busy today
but ask me again another time coz I want to do it at some point
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:42, archived)
# OK
👍
(, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]


pea
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 10:43, archived)
# Not sure I wanna see the unboxing video
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:17, archived)
# Especially if it's "new old stock"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
# Twat Hancock - the clue is in the image

Click for bigger (2154 kb)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 8:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:11, archived)
# Bindun
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:20, archived)

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