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B3taday Celebratory Post -- My beautiful wife, Aimee Garcia
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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I've just popped my cork
To you both and may you be happy for ever
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:14,
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I pop my cork every time I lay eyes on her
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:34,
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Gratz!
Commenting breeds enthusiasm
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Boot I want to know what you meant ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:21,
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I am well-enthused
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:34,
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Cha!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:33,
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OMG <3 <3
can i have her?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:33,
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My gift to you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 1:10,
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Wow!
Maybe you're not such a douchebag after all
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 1:39,
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Only cuz I had her and Aimee in a 3-way before. All yours now. ;D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 2:13,
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Toze look a bit mangled, but I will accept it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 2:15,
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I wondered when b3ta would get into midget pr0n
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rogerzilla ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 7:04,
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What do you mean when?
Its been on the secret board for years. Oh.. maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 23:14,
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Aimee Sandimés Garcia López de Ordóñez Hin
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:45,
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Phwoooooaarrrrr!
Oh, and belated candleday!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:31,
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Why did I make this?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:21,
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I never really understood this challenge at all but I think that's probably my own fault
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:51,
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Looking at the file name...
...I think it was for a spoonerism challenge 🙄
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:19,
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OMG SAME, Mo'!
**HUGZ**
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:19,
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Hopefully the next one will be more gornable.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:34,
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Maybe this one is, I can't tell :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:46,
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I've a customer still using that router in their shop for testing stuff out before shipping.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:35,
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It's good that one, it has its own little flagpole
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 10:47,
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I don't mention the flagpole. Don't wanna see little 'TRUMP 2024' & 'FUCK BIDEN' flags flying on it.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:04,
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Let's Go Brandon!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 17:27,
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cuz u r a perv
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:43,
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Veteran's day
Happy veteran's day to all the vets and Happy belated birthday to the US Marines.
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elemental50 ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 8:15,
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I wish them all a very happy BOLLOCKS
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:05,
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dont forget my fvcking candlemas!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:31,
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Something something canldlecvnt something
yaw welcome Snr Paedohin Woo!!
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unclepills ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:37,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:43,
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I like this!
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unclepills ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:46,
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The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:07,
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What candulz?
Oh. Yeah. Happy thingy. :)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 10:40,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:44,
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17 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:06,
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All of them
All at once All the way up there
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:08,
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You love it
you slag
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:26,
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Also happy wax
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:27,
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off
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:52,
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Big Hugs to a B3ta Leg End on candle day which is today your candle day
Keep up the nonsense
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 23:02,
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'nonsense' ?
I thought this was all a ticket to a life of luxury
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:35,
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I saw some YouTubes that copy your technique.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 12 Nov 2022, 15:16,
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Happy thingy to you!
Conglatruatrion. Your a teenager and winnar.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at ,
Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:31,
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Happy Candles Pedro!
\O/
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Ninj ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:45,
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YAY, I'm on fire! :D :D
wait, is this *supposed* to hurt?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:51,
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mewwy candles!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 12:35,
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YES! and bitches love money too!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:49,
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So Cash
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:54,
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This image got me fired
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:55,
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You're welcome.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:58,
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I hated that job anyway, my boss kept going on about bias and lack of rigidity
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:01,
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Glad to hear it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:32,
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No I'm fairly sure that if someone posted a photo of a woman with barely-concealed titszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 20:20,
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Why feet so small?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:34,
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M H
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:32,
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BEE HIDE
D V
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:36,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:49,
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Happy Candle day!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:03,
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Pedro Bless Us, Everyone
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:51,
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Happy Candlemas
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:16,
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Always on my b3taday! How strange is that?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:52,
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Happy fucking Candles, Senor !!!!!!!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:42,
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a 'senior' señor, right?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:50,
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El señor más antiguo del día de las velas !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:17,
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happy candle day Pedro
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:00,
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Bless You, sir. ...or madam.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:07,
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why don't you suck my dick and find out
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:43,
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Oh My
😮
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:44,
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My grandson saw this, MY GRANDSON
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:16,
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Well, then next time, you come over HERE and suck your wife's dick.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:22,
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On the internet? That's perverse.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:32,
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Season's greetings
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:24,
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tis the season for greasin'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:28,
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<candle-related comment>
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:38,
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%WITTY_RETORT%
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:45,
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happy happy candles
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:36,
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*subscribes*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:15,
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Happy Candleday Pedro!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:43,
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😍🤪🥳
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:16,
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woah
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$$ ✅ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:25,
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FUCK OFF
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:54,
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I don't know, man, I wasn't there
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:02,
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Poppy icons pls
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Cheers Cheers ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:07,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 12:43,
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:15,
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So we have a letter called double u, but not one called double n
Really makes you think, dumit
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:21,
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╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆゚.*・。゚
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:25,
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welcome back, m8
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:45,
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Booyakasha!
isn't that what they say?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 13:17,
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Also, were the Marines all born on the same date?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 15:35,
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It's one of the entry criteria
Silly really, they could easily have 365x the applicants
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:07,
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So few, yet, so proud
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:10,
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So what happened really...
That branch of the military was originally a secret science project. They were going to clone a very stong woman named Maureen. Of course they all would have had the same birthday. 'The Maureens' branch of the military was an utter failure because all women wanted to do was gossip, watch soap operas and eat Bon-Bon all day. They brought in a bunch of REAL men, manly men, and they didn't like the name, so they changed the spelling to The Marines.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:15,
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This was an awfully cloned Marine
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:22,
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:((
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:23,
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same thing happened in the uk with the saras
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ozof ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 17:33,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:45,
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semper fi me
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$$ ✅ ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:25,
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Mmmmmm...
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Ninj ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 20:06,
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excellent
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:35,
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GesTOAP
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:16,
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-snort-
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:48,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:49,
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Joe Bidet
gettin' a bit satirical, there!
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davyclam ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 9:53,
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Bidet as it may🤣
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Roger Murphy9306 ,
Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:34,
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Oops a daisy!
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Ninj ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 18:15,
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Hahaha!
That's rite gud that is
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:00,
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Is that Rob on the chaise longue?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:52,
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On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue On the chaise longue Is your muffin buttered... Bloody earworm, I'll have to listen to it now.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 16:47,
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Sign up now!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:10,
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heheh
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:14,
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Most people with Prime Minister didn't intentionally sign up for it
Forgot to tick the opt-out box (anything but the Tories will do)
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rogerzilla ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:57,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 15:59,
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Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100 today, on November 10th which is your birthday, happy birthday, anthonyb3ta70100
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:06,
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I think that some of yours had forgotten
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:19,
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I didn't this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:03,
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Who?…………………ohh….that guy…..
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 16:58,
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Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100, you're the best!
I made you an invisible birthday card: Open in new tab for the full size version (1080x1920).
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 19:57,
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That's gratitude for ya, huh?
Why do we bother?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 18:46,
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Invisible gratitude.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:07,
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XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 19:45,
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Love it
Nicely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 23:12,
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Arf!
Dear Support, why does my subscription get cancelled every few months?
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 6:50,
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weird to think
that she followed that arrow through at least 3 cabinet members before it became obvious it didn't make a sound when she blew
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before ,
Mon 14 Nov 2022, 2:07,
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Bin dun?
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Max Harvey ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 11:31,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:02,
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"Jesus saves"?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:07,
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Christ the Redeemer ?
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unclepills ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:52,
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Aye.
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Max Harvey ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:22,
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Woo!
Every riddle helps etc
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unclepills ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:31,
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Tesco value Jesus
turns water into lager feeds 50 with meal deal casts out full price spirits
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:05,
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Runs down the street
Stumbling and limping, holes through his feet
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:15,
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 13:51,
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The staff at which Swedish furniture shop have listened to far too many crazy conspiracy theories?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:00,
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This year's "must have" Christmas autobiography
ps toap
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:03,
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Is that her husbands cockring?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 21:03,
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Nah. Too big.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 21:11,
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it fell out
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 23:39,
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Possibly a BDSM "day collar", apparently
Go on, Google "Liz Truss BDSM", I dare you. Very educational.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:54,
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I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 2:16,
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You old!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:14,
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Oh my God!
FUCK! Where is my fire extinguisher?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:17,
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Almost forgot to drop this!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 1:49,
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Happy Candle Day!
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 6:52,
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Still not old enough for a drink
Happy Candles, Pedro!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:42,
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Another deposit made to the wank bank.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 10:58,
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You said you'd gone off her
since noticing that she had the brains and personality of a puddle of diarrhoetic dog shit.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 14:02,
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meh...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:16,
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My number 2 in number 10.
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2kindsofherring ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 12:53,
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She probably left a big U-blocker for Rishi
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rogerzilla ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 14:58,
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They forgot to include 'parody' in the description
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Flumper ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 16:51,
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Just add a check bit to the end of the name and claim it's parity
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:55,
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plankton ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 16:07,
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bloody brilliant idea!
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JauntyArt ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 17:33,
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Cheers
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:34,
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WRONG ACCOUNT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:24,
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It's not my account
No idea who it is. Only 15 days old as well.
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plankton ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:28,
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it's me. susribe.
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:55,
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Semen Khaidenko
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Runcorn shitty limits ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:11,
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ARSEBOON DILBARO ARSEBOON DILBARO
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:22,
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Why is this happening
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:28,
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Dogs in little hats
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:38,
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little MAGA
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 0:02,
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*something about white dog shit*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:08,
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That rare 70s style that you just don't see anymore
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:30,
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It's the poo style
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 7:48,
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Ask JFK
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:47,
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Hehe
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 9:25,
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Two buttons:
Back and To The Left
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 9:26,
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Careful now!
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Varmint ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:07,
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Ha!
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Ninj ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:33,
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Probably reports back what you plant in it
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 23:34,
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if i was going to design a soil I'd do something interesting with the color
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 2:10,
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Turquoise
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 8:03,
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That's interesting
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 12:13,
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I Googled(!) Google's founders in the desperate hope one of them would be called Pete....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:23,
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Doogle?
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PFC Hudson ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 11:14,
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Killed teh board like a penguin in a kissing booth.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 14:43,
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These results are small but the ones out there are far away
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Cerberus64 ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 15:34,
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Would you care for a cup of tea, Father?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 11 Nov 2022, 22:41,
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I require only that you kneel.
Click for bigger (164 kb)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:35,
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he's got a good figure for his age
owning tweets is working out for him
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rob ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:01,
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He looks like Robocop without the helmet. Eloncop. Internet Conversation Policeman.
What are you three directives?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:47,
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That's actually a Tesla Bot. The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:41,
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NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:16,
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-l + me in the groin
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43,
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Portmanteau = Kneelon
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 15:13,
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PARODY
Click for bigger (90 kb)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:23,
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MAKE IT
People will, likely, pay for that.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:35,
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I'll make it,
sell all the ticks and use the money to buy Twitter.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:38,
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Wait a month or two and you can probably get it dirt cheap in a going-out-of-business sale
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:39,
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then rebrand it b3tter and corrupt the world
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:14,
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bitt3r
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simbosan liked your link on ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 1:53,
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nice :) get it printed on bubble wrap and write TENSION SHEET at the top
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:44,
archived )
Haha!
Good luck
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:26,
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can we get this live on b3ta?
SELL MORE TICKS!
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rob ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:28,
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Leave Elon alone....he's not gonna buy b3ta.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:58,
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Elon's missed that boat
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rob ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:00,
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:O
(also, since you’re here…have you seen my popular image called “Dark Side of the Meat”?…You might want to consider putting it on the FP, cuz it looks awesome there…Jusssayin)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:20,
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…….rob…….rob?…….
………where he go?…….
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:54,
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DO NOT ANNOY PHONY STARK!
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:06,
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<3
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:13,
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haha
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:21,
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This really ticks me off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 2:16,
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fuck, now I'm going to have to take @WierdNerd8334549 as my profile
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:42,
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wow, minesweeper got intense
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43,
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:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 18:04,
archived )
bad
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:21,
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smooth criminal
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:22,
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off the wall
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:25,
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one bad apple
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:27,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:29,
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gooooove
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:32,
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Eraserknobhead
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:14,
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 18:46,
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the girl is mine
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:29,
archived )
the man in the mirror
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:32,
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shamontastc!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:52,
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That's the guy who wrote the parody of "Eat It", yeah?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:19,
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Well it's certainly a parody guy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:46,
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is this AI art?
Don't make me have to make rules about there not being AI art here - unless, somehow, it's more interesting than everything looking a bit fucked
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rob ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:29,
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b3ta's already fp'd 2 of mine, make of that what you will
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:17,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:04,
archived )
as you will
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:29,
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Thank god you hosted them on your own bomb-proof server so we can see what you're referring to
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:42,
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Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my hosting company telling me they're going to have to charge me even more if they're going to keep fucking me.
I can't afford the SSL certificates any more, I should probably look into alternatives but meh
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 21:02,
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Real Photo Monday is shamone
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:43,
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Except for personal use I concur with you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:24,
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Can I pretend to be a cunt without warning others first?
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck. ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43,
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pretend?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02,
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But how will I be able to prove that I am indeed the REAL PedroHin
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43,
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Well it's offering the same level of authentication that Elon is promising
that the tick means you've sent some idiot who doesn't deserve your cash, your cash.
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rob ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:44,
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I don't like that you are calling Rob an idiot
😢😭
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:11,
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it's a check mark
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54,
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YOU'RE a check mark!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:02,
archived )
✅
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:07,
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Oh hi
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:42,
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HAI!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:44,
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you are
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02,
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There is no PedroHin, only Zuul
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:16,
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We know you’re the one with his nose up nohaha’s ass.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:32,
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you should eat more corn and peanuts then
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:53,
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<s> slim shady
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:41,
archived )
Can parody accounts have a cross?
(For some reason the donate page is taking ages to load)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:13,
archived )
IDGI
Srsly…how is that better than a nuke cloud or FUCKLIFT icon? It isn’t.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:28,
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Gorn icons NOW
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:28,
archived )
NEVAH GORNA HAPPEN
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14,
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I just tried to make one
and failed, because it is rather difficult.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:38,
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Uze filtahz
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:43,
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Jeeesh!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:54,
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GRrrrrRRRRRRRRRR!
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:37,
archived )
Nice Mule Head XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Nov 2022, 0:23,
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New icons yesss
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:33,
archived )
Poor HT, bullied again :'(
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:39,
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If we donate extra, does the pylon make a sound?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:02,
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It's making a sound already, what do you mean
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:31,
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It’s a grey squirrel though.
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jonbob loves you ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:05,
archived )
it's a red squirrel
rendered in greyscale
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rob ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:07,
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your a tardis
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:56,
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I respect your determination and those of your compatriots to refuse to call it a check mark despite the fact it's marketed and described as a check mark
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:46,
archived )
Tick = check Cheque = also check Bill = also check Currency note = bill Crisps = chips Chips = fries Condom = rubber Rubber = eraser Trousers = pants Petrol = gas Cigarette = hate speech
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54,
archived )
Soon = momentarily Orientated = oriented
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:04,
archived )
You leave Moggy out of this.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03,
archived )
robbed = burglarized
never understood that one, it's like going to the hospital and saying you've been doctorized
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:26,
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is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:49,
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Resident of Prague = also check
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:01,
archived )
i did a check and you're right so you get a check
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:05,
archived )
Ticket for use at a future sport event = check
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:16,
archived )
Draughts = checkers
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:20,
archived )
Sexing baby birds = chick check
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03,
archived )
and is generally legal if you're rich, apparently
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10,
archived )
When you're famous they let you do it.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:30,
archived )
twice :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14,
archived )
Aha. Just given a tenner.
Waiting for the ✅ of paid validation to appear.
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drunkenoaf ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:31,
archived )
Give him a chance, Robbo's probably down the offie spending it all on White Lightning
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:59,
archived )
Outrageous slur
It's been discontinued. Frosty Jack's is the tramp juice of choice these days
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rogerzilla ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:25,
archived )
Is Pulse still a thing?
And what was the one that came in a lightbulb shaped bottle that was perfect for making bongs?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:31,
archived )
Orangina?
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jonbob loves you ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:06,
archived )
Big Ben?
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Astatine ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:51,
archived )
Shock!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394277522103 IIRC they were about £3 at the time, and fucking vile. Still worth it for cider and rollups in the park, great days, etc.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:12,
archived )
How do we know you are the real rob?
huh ?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:50,
archived )
He has a tick next to his name.
It's hidden under the check mark.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10,
archived )
as I drew the tick myself using the pencil tool in photoshop
if I say it's a carrot it's a carrot
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rob ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:37,
archived )
🥕?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:16,
archived )
My carrots are orange and they have leafy tops on:)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:27,
archived )
get about from my carrots
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:29,
archived )
worst CDC evah
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:43,
archived )
He has a birthmark shaped like a ham on the side of his penus
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:54,
archived )
Now I’m not just fied,
I’m very fied.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:08,
archived )
Verified
The real 2 Can Chunder
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:41,
archived )
also tick
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:17,
archived )
there's the little fucker :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:38,
archived )
What if this is a parody acct?
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:10,
archived )
they're all a parody of something
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:40,
archived )
Furtive 4 Lyf
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new_matt ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:35,
archived )
old skool crue
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:28,
archived )
if I was Elon I'd offering everyone furtives for $8
I once had someone offer me £50 for one back in about 2004 and I said no
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rob ,
Thu 10 Nov 2022, 2:00,
archived )
Suppose its about time I sent another donation and changed my icon.
Although its not showing any different ones yet I shall gaz our lord and master in the morning if its not showing by then. Unless he has done a runner that is or the board was hacked by some basement dweller who has managed to successfully nick said cash.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:47,
archived )
there you go old chap
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rob ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:51,
archived )
Many Thanks oh lord of b3ta
I've called off the Russian hit squad.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:17,
archived )
Try updating the 404 page once in a while
then I might chuck you some change you terrible twunt 😘
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:27,
archived )
I'm busy today
but ask me again another time coz I want to do it at some point
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rob ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:42,
archived )
OK
👍
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:32,
archived )
pea
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 10:43,
archived )
Not sure I wanna see the unboxing video
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:17,
archived )
Especially if it's "new old stock"
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rogerzilla ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:25,
archived )
Twat Hancock - the clue is in the image
Click for bigger (2154 kb)
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custy chrome i like weird stuff ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 8:37,
archived )
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:11,
archived )
Bindun
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PFC Hudson ,
Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:20,
archived )
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