i just stole his image
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:46,
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"Would you rather go to Outer Mongolia or wear Python skin underwear?"
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52,
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it's brown loris lime-green loris which in itself is another tongue twister.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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where else on earth would you find two people who'd independently come up with the idea of "red loris, yellow loris"? It's a strange and beautiful place.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56,
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so thats a Loris is it :)
I better brush up on my animal names :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30,
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I better brush up on my animal names :)
Hench-oz
... what a fantastic new broadside
(well, it sort of rhymes)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07,
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... what a fantastic new broadside
(well, it sort of rhymes)
bless it, the little plink, plink fizz man
and bless you too for wanting a front page soooo bad
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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and bless you too for wanting a front page soooo bad
nearly 2000 posts 1 front page.
I thought my little french "stand off" film was great too. Now it's just becoming soul destroying.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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I thought my little french "stand off" film was great too. Now it's just becoming soul destroying.
Les pages-devant sont un bete etrange. Je pense que mon seulement page-devant est crap. C'est la vie. Bollocks to this, I can't remember any more French.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:51,
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worry about it - i think you have to catch the board at the right time - i think everyone has thought something was gutbustingly funny that they should've front paged - i'm happy to get a good (any) response ! :)
Morning all, by the way - just got in - what's with the Doctoring ?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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Morning all, by the way - just got in - what's with the Doctoring ?
actually I never know how things end up on the frontpage :-) both mine were fast shots, the ones I put a lot of work into didn't make it. But that is the unpredictable element I like about b3ta
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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but we all think it's great. Isn't that the most important thing?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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you're right.
You're absolutely right!
And that's why I'll keep going, bringing you images from deep inside the nana.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57,
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You're absolutely right!
And that's why I'll keep going, bringing you images from deep inside the nana.
you have no idea how many shite pics I've put together since then.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:51,
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from me! (And you have had a frontpage, and
very woosome/funny it is too! - Glad I clickied
on it).
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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very woosome/funny it is too! - Glad I clickied
on it).
I've really hated the bandwagon and exploitation of that womans photograph.
And I find the term "munter" extraordinarily offensive.
But that is very funny.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12,
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And I find the term "munter" extraordinarily offensive.
But that is very funny.

Morning, afternoon, whatever.
(this looked much better in my head)
that's fantastic.
Must do a rocket science version - or has it been done before?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:44,
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Must do a rocket science version - or has it been done before?
...but it's not easy to find piccy's of rocket scientists on tinternet.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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....guess, I'll go out and get a B3TA tattoo next.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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the plumber at the weekend how our pipes were fucksocked
i think he got the idea
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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i think he got the idea
not exctly rocket science though!
brain surgery, Pfttt! simple! could do it blind folded.
[edit]can you smell mindpiss?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56,
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brain surgery, Pfttt! simple! could do it blind folded.
[edit]can you smell mindpiss?
she's baring her teeth ready for the attack if you ask me.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:48,
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what's the URL?
I'm just working on a game based on the nine-mouthed baby and I've eventually, after about eight hours of trying, got the main script working for it! Hurrah!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52,
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I'm just working on a game based on the nine-mouthed baby and I've eventually, after about eight hours of trying, got the main script working for it! Hurrah!
Clciky.
You need sound really.
I'm not posting it again, sorry to everyone who gets sick of me whoring my stuff around.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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You need sound really.
I'm not posting it again, sorry to everyone who gets sick of me whoring my stuff around.
no luck with that URL. Mistype perhaps? If you've had enough of telling the board then email me the link mata at matazone dot co dot uk
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00,
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thaas reet good y'know. Nice one, how long did that take? If that's your first Flash I'm bloody amazed!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:04,
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it's gary glitters' kid!
That means you've either been on here far too long, or you talk a lot of crap! Which is it, soldier? :-)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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earlier this week i found out that a close friend of mine passed away.
she had a brain tumour, and was only in her mid twenties. she told very few people about it so it was a terrible shock.
it's been (and still is) most upsetting, and i'm left full of regret for not getting to say goodbye properly. it is unfortunate that it has to take things like this to kick me into action, but I will be donating to cancer research, and if anyone has a few quid lying around after donating to b3ta, it'd be nice if you could too.
thanks for reading,
pip
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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she had a brain tumour, and was only in her mid twenties. she told very few people about it so it was a terrible shock.
it's been (and still is) most upsetting, and i'm left full of regret for not getting to say goodbye properly. it is unfortunate that it has to take things like this to kick me into action, but I will be donating to cancer research, and if anyone has a few quid lying around after donating to b3ta, it'd be nice if you could too.
thanks for reading,
pip
I lost a friend / associate of mine the same way a couple of years ago. He was much the same age, and had seemed to be in full remission. It comes as a hell of a shock.
Condolences.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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Condolences.
and thanks to the others too.
i know it's a bit of a cliché, but it really does seem unfair, especially at such a young age. she was such a happy, fun and thoughtful person.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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i know it's a bit of a cliché, but it really does seem unfair, especially at such a young age. she was such a happy, fun and thoughtful person.
this as a good way to donate money to charity? It allows charities to reclaim on your income tax, plus the government chips in 10%. It's usually quite straightforward to set up a monthly donation.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:47,
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Someone very close to me has cancer too so I can relate to your unhappy tale. Warm vibes being sent on the ether, Pip.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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Never lost anybody in that way personally, but my thoughts go out to you.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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a friend's mum died of cancer recently, you have my sympathy
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:50,
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Have three from me too
Cancer, it's a bugger, sometimes you get lucky and survive, other times not.
Strength to you !
On a serious note - I have a brain scan on the 28th of Feb (I'm just getting over the big C myself, lost a testicle - stage 2 tumour)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56,
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Cancer, it's a bugger, sometimes you get lucky and survive, other times not.
Strength to you !
On a serious note - I have a brain scan on the 28th of Feb (I'm just getting over the big C myself, lost a testicle - stage 2 tumour)
and i'll think of you on the 28th. I went for a scan "downstairs" myself, but I was fortunate enough to escape unscathed.
Big respect to you for getting through it all!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01,
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Big respect to you for getting through it all!
and I'll actually cry if any more things this sad come to light :(
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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and hugs.
Any b3ta birds out there could / should think about running the race for life. They're fantastic events to be part of whether you run, walk or just lollop around the course.
All for a very, very good cause and most humbling when you read some of the In Memory / In Celebration back signs.
www.raceforlife.co.uk
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:54,
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Any b3ta birds out there could / should think about running the race for life. They're fantastic events to be part of whether you run, walk or just lollop around the course.
All for a very, very good cause and most humbling when you read some of the In Memory / In Celebration back signs.
www.raceforlife.co.uk
husband turns up and a row ensues about the role of lesbianism in 18th century literature.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:40,
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I was there, goading them on with choice readings from DH Lawrence.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:44,
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still scares the shit out of me,
but glad to see hummus levels remain high.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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but glad to see hummus levels remain high.
i hadn't seen the quoon/dr strangelove one, made me laugh
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:43,
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Chicago Dave's Corrie panda's in there. I love that so much.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:50,
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it did look wrong to me, but I couldn't recall how it should look.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:42,
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Philosophiae Doctor. That was no fun.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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Doctor of Philosophy, or was originally, though I may well be wrong
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:50,
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that all these posts are going to be completely nonsenical when (if) we all change our names back. Cool.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:28,
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I think they deleted the #700,000 post too, as it didn't actually appear on the board, but it's there in the spazz.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:32,
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i just saw that... and it was a rubbish post... i think whoever posts the millionth post should be forced to throw a party at their gaff
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:33,
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if the 10000th user registered and then posted the millionth message.
I reckon the quoon would have to give everyone a cream egg and a knighthood
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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I reckon the quoon would have to give everyone a cream egg and a knighthood
Have all the P1M issues been resolved?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:36,
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we will all just have to keep our names like this FOREVER!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:32,
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would be to make a post in each thread listing everyone's current alias...
/onbandwagonbutnot
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37,
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/onbandwagonbutnot
or the option to change user options
i am option less
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:41,
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i am option less

makes the World go around, the World go around, the World go around...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:38,
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'The Faggot Serenade' by The Trombone Voodoo Quartet.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:34,
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should have posted this for halloween
but only just got the idea this morning.
how I miss the 2 weeks of brain damage after Hellraiser (defunct gabba night)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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also be good to repost to people sending up "please potatoshop this" requests.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52,
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I ran out of the lecture hall screaming
but it looks like the fear. i was scared.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:29,
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you've edited that picture haven't you? It's too uncannilty similar to be a coincidence.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:33,
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i drew the feet and wrote "argh the fear" but thats it
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:34,
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the cpu clock, so he put that little bit of clip art at the bottom
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:42,
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from the Abbey Road poster, they moved on to the other classics.
Story here.

My Gallery
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:17,
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Story here.

I demand that they re-edit that picture for a closer view of her flaps!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:19,
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how long it took me to find even a crappy low-res version of that image
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:21,
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That's why I have so many pointless books and magazines.. Just in case. y'know
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:22,
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about ten years ago and every other week some TV production company graphic designer would come in asking if we still sold the poster. (which we didn't) They're worth a lot if you have an original copy.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:27,
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thats 'International' phil kitten day.
rejoice around the world.
[edit]WOO!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:24,
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rejoice around the world.
[edit]WOO!
by Lumpbucket, we wopuld be nothing without him, nothing do you hear, NOTHING!!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:25,
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well, I suppose its true that I did invent a lot of b3ta things.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:26,
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tomorrow is hornhead day then.
Raping and pillaging all round.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37,
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Raping and pillaging all round.
rape, pillage, burn villages, kill live stock, Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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but apart from 'I can't fucking hummus', 'cuntymints' and Mindpiss, what has Lumpbucket ever done for us.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:36,
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mind you I've come up with a couple of things too, but nowhere in your league, my god.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:31,
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now to make that green-faced oriental lady look less like something out of Star Trek.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:23,
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the Abbey Road poster to remove a ciggie from McCartney's hand.
I was just making that famous Athena arse scratching poster more PC too.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:35,
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I was just making that famous Athena arse scratching poster more PC too.
less PC? maybe if I saw the original I would understand...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37,
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in the original (I've lost the link now).
In the 70s, it was the most well known image ever.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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In the 70s, it was the most well known image ever.
the most famous of all movie deleted scenes

and one that everyone swears they saw in a TV edit years ago!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:16,
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and one that everyone swears they saw in a TV edit years ago!
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