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Lovely colourful

French world music site. Well put together allbeit a little surreal.www.naive.fr/

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

i was going to threadwaste, but this'll do...

trousers at half mast everyone

bill werbenuik has died. clicky

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

...

"I've had 24 pints of extra strong lager and eight double vodkas and I'm still not drunk."

You've got to love that.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

legend

ary

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

I almost quoted that myself

wicked strength lager
/dwarf

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

Bassey World Snooker?

"And Shirley screws the awkard pink behind the black"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

surely the

difficult brown rather than the easy pink?

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)

hahah

hahahahahaaa!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)

You two

little smut monkeys.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

the lads at work have nick-named me Stavros for some reason.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

Is it, perhaps,

you smell like a Kebab?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

Ummmm

kebab. All rendered meat products droolll

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

the record label?

i liked the first 'trip do brazil' compilation they did..
or was that the 'jolly dragon'? by 'someone'?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

Afternoon all

I'm having one of these

sort of days.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

Wahey!

I dare anyone not to smile at that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

double dare

and no returns

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

woo hoo! Might I have one of those

for the back of my car?

/wooyay

(bluemerle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

woo

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

(\m/) (^.^) (\m/)

lil dogey wogey

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?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

now, I know

that no one believes when you snot over the desk, but I was eating orange and that went on my screen!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

ha ha - like it

it's mad

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

I like that...

...have my woo yay which involves some cute little animals...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

Thats awesome

tickle tickle

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

woof and yap!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

Oh dear

I'm sure it'll go less aargh.

NORKS

(did that help?)

*edit* it's cos you're spending too much time working and not enough time here.

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missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

NORKS

NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS.

Much better now.

Thank you!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

Norks

healer of all ills.

Nork clicky

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missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)

If only

I had some

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

I'd offer you

a timeshare arrangement with mine, but I kind of like them.

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missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Very kind

And an appreciated sentiment. Probably for the best, I'd end up playing with them all the time.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

they

like scrabble

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missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

It's official

missing has sentient boobs. That deserves a woo, yay and houpla in its' own right.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Woohoo

(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

you sick sick

fucker!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)

LOLZ

hav a wooyay from me

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

that is very large

please make it smaller

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

well...

i thought this was too small

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

There's always one, isn't there?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

Haha!

I laughed a lot when I saw that! That's a cracker

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

fantastico.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

eggsolent !!

that made me laugh :)

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)

hahhah

nice one
the simple ones always make you laugh

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

ahahahahahaha!

love it

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

ok i looked at this 5 minutes ago

I lauged first, then nearly cried, then laughed again, and now i'm working on laughing myself to suffocation. (WOO*YAY)^2

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Maxwell was mad.....real mad

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

ha ha haaa

brilliant.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

that's great

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

apart from the fact

I couldn't be arsed to animate the reflection ;) tsk. how lazy.

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

I like that

huzzah!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

aahahahaha

mental as a mongoose!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

as mad as a

lorry

ha ha

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

Woo

yay to ya bitch

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)

christ

you're still alive ! I heard you come in last night, but then I reckon most of hampshire did ;) blllaaaaaaaarrgggh ! hehehe.

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yes, alive, off work

and i've just had custard for breakfast

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

bonza.

custard should be every meal. even breakfast at quarter past four in the afternoon :D

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

And the winner is....

Click for the full troupe

(LazyBastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

maybe i'm easily amused today
but that pic is just GOOOD!

maybe add a click for bigness??

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

nice pins...

that hitler!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

Ich wurde

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

Oohhh...

...you can't beat a good evil dictator in a skirt. And that Hitler's not half bad either.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

M$ was giving a statement about Palladium just yesterday!..

"We're not trying to 0wn anyone's asses" "it's all sheer joy and happiness and will enhance your quality of living" etc/pp, the usual smooth talking-BS

What is Palladium? Well, it's M$ trying to seriously own you! And when i say "own" i *mean* own! Control you! Monitor your every step! Judge what you're allowed to do with your computer and which files you access in what ways!

For more information read here!

Hope you're all happy with your XPs and what you've helped make M$!...

(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

The very rare unicorn on the cob

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

that is

fucking fantastic.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Took me under 10 minutes.
I like the easy ones!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

i always find the easiest thing

is to not bother at all...

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

that's

amazing. it's one of those pictures that makes you want to vomit...

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

almost in the league

of the hideously soft-focus-with-wispy-bits posters of native american indians

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

Holy shit Batman, that's good !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

hello koit

i work with a friend of yours, i learned yesterday.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

i want to make comedy programs for radio 4 as well

can i have a job, i'm not funny, and fairly lazy and demand at least £50k a year.

lets work from there and we can haggle.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

Digital radio

is where it's at and no annoying audience figures to consider.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)

'cause no one has really brough a digital radio

thats why, i want one but they are too damn expensive.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)

No shit

Sherlock.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

wow

it's like you know me.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

And pray tell

who is said person ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

nicely done mate

they're extremely endangered, due to poaching to make hawaian pizzas

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

pedantic mike

1. Hawaiian has two I's.
2. There is no corn on a Hawaiian pizza.

/pedantic mike

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

there is

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

not on 90%

of the Hawaiians I've eaten.

:P

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

exactly.

that's because they're so rare.

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

Can I stick my pedantic oar in...it's actually also known as

Hawai'i

and I know cos I've been there
*smug beam*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

fair enough.

i didn't want it to look like the word Is though.

/trying to justify bad use of punctuation

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

I think 'I's is OK

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

while everyone else

thinks you're ....

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Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

what you should have said

is 'I' s, I think, though no doubt some kind soul will point out the error of my ways

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Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

i have no idea

just wanted to use flibz' new mr pedantic man :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

i think you were right

i'm off to shoot myself in the head now with a big fat gun.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

ace!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

Nicely done..

..although some people don't seem to realize this is actually a remake of the classic Gilliam-Animation "Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth" from the Flying Circus!

(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

arf

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

Jesus Christ

that is brilliant

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

no words i can find

will do that justice

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

hahaha

kwallahthi

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

You are far too good at this

Nice one

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

think we should all give up

and point b3ta.com to howstrange

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)

heheh

I'd eat it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

I never would have thought of that

you genius

(bluemerle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

My longest anim yet

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

and a good 'un

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

based on this?

Windows for warships!

(gutbobs, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

Magic hair.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

That's so good

Jolly Jack is a genius!

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

That looks like a combination of

my mate Mad Jack and The Right Reverend Doctor Daniel (I have) Root.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

hehehe

smashing hair growthage!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

BSOD

...does anybody know where i can get a screen shot of a BSOD ?
...id quite like to photoshop it and put it as my desktop

(w0bbie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

google image search

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=blue+screen+of+death&sa=N&tab=wi

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

ahh. thanks...

though looking at that google search, it seems that the photoshoping of it has kinda been done to death!

ah well.

(w0bbie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

or just

fn.qbrpgs.com/sys/stuff/junk/images/bsod.jpg

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

try google

and search for BSOD
..worked for me..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Install..

..win 2k

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Cos I'm kinder than your average

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=blue+screen+of+death&sa=N&tab=wi

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

pissy

minds all of us :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

You may have beat me by two

minutes, but you edited your link in ;o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

I'd like you to prove that in a court of law

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

Sure... where's Caaaaaaaaaal?!

At least Lance loves you... cos I don't ;o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

Now, I never wish misery on anyone,

but I hope you die in a way that involves chameleons 8-)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

If I wanted to listen to an asshole

I'd bend over and fart.

Get owf my land you crazy fool.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

oh man.

what have i started!

(w0bbie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

I dunno, but I ended it...

He chickened out. Mowhahaha

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

there's ....

....a screensaver of it out there somewhere

/runs off to search
EDIT: clicky

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sage, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

you are all

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

are those silly

or just confused?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

theyrre silly

silly.

Can't you see they're smiling?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

just read on a random forward that duck quacks don't echo

that must be bollocks surely

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

that ent

ire email is boo-locks. even the bit where it says it's to you... spooky eh?

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slight yoinks!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

heh

hehheh

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

These make you

really happy, don't they. :)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

ummmm

yes. ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

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(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

its been answered

so i'm gnna take this space here to announce how bad i feel about making jokes about having anal sex with anastacia because she's been diagnosed with breast cancer, i feel bad.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

what? what?

and what?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

anastacia

has breast cancer, i found out today. yesterday i made jokes (both on this board and to my friends) about having anal sex with her while she was unconscious. now i feel bad.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

she's only

a wee bairn tho'?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

I'm sure you're all more than aware of

This website. Excellent brit gamedownload site. Well, I completed Dink Smallwood ages ago and have been waiting for something similar to come along. Anyone know of any more?

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

nice one

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

The Gád Fada

Yes, it's Godfather Three with myself, a mate, and the creepy World Trade Centre guy cut in. Busy day huh?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Hello Kids...

I notice the Abbey Road Meme Bandwagon has got up to speed again!

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LittlePixel, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

oof!

Was he wearing those when he installed aircon in his bonce?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

Looks like it....

...though I can't say they were these exact models.

They should do a 10 year blood splat special edition!
;)

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LittlePixel, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

christicle - that's

next year innit! Meh, I'm getting owld.

"bloodspatter edition, with authentic stainage!" Mind, he'd have been going some to get blood on his shoes I s'pose.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

10 years?

does that mean we can finally forget about the irritating twat?

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

Sweet mama no!

I remember that day...
I did a grunge quiz a while back. I was embarrasingly grunge.

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bigdave, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

Awwww look, it's a likkle, wikkle puppy..

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

It looks stressed.

Is it about to explode?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

That's a perfect

accompniament to Wasps' 'woo dog' of a while back, which was also most cute.

brunel

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

this chap...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

that's the

~~bunny~~ puppy. Lookatiswiddleface!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

badger

surely?

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slight yoinks!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

Darwin. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

I reckon

someone had stashed some dope in the cistern and he's been drinking out of the bowl.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

is it me, or does the tongue get faster & faster?

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

That's just

wishful thinking...
;)

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Sandman-uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

Hmmm

I've been watching this anim for a while... when does it get to the bloody death?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Never...

It's like the Blair Witch project, it's all about the suspense..

Anyway, someone will spudshop it to bugger later..

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Mesmerising...

I think I may need to lie down

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dr_fonz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

here ya go

/repost

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*runs, never to return*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

did you see binky eat

the bloke with the basket?
its down there somewhere

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

hehehe

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

Nice

timing. Wasn't the original caption "You can almost see the fear in his eyes"?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

haha

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

that is the loveliest thing ever

can i keep him?

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

yes..

you can

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

thats so nice

i want to take it home to show my mommy

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

Stop that I have epilepsy....

I don't really I just hate that mut :)

(stuntcock, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)

Little did Bob realise that his prize catch would lose him friends worldwide...

Dunna remember how I stumbled across the picture, but it was begging to be used...

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dr_fonz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

can i take this moment to say

nice wiggling action?
Oh - and the pictures quite good too....

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

confuddled

but happy! :)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

ooo happy day, my first post!

(scuttles back to the relative safety of lurkdom)

sawreee if it's been done already but i just couldn't resist...

(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

w........

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

indeedily

thats why paper bags were invented *FACT*....*ish*

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

like your FACTS. Any more?

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

*FACT*

I have run out of facts

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

FACT!

there will be more facts from M@rkoni later!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

could we replace that with Ms. paltrow's severed head

from earlier on please.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Paper bags were invented

so you put them over YOUR head!
That way you can still get a blowjob without getting too disturbed.
*FACT*

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Scissors were invented so that you cut a hole in the bag...

so you could still get a bj AND see the goods....if you know what i mean *F-A-C-T*....so there!

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

but not

if the goods look like mo mowlam.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

very true

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

I thought a

2 bagger meant you had a bag too, in case hers fell off?

/chauvinist pig

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

It's...

like tightrope walking - fine as long as you don't look down

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

damn

richard james has let himself go hasnt he

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

waaaaahhhhhhhh

That is so yes but no but maybe.....from behind...

you have been a member for 103 days but never posted? Is this a record?

And don't post a picture of some vinyl and say 'no this is'!

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

bugger

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

gawd bless b3ta

for my newly emerging photoshop skills

(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

cracking pair

of earings

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

you see...you're messing with peoples heads!

boobies - always!
mingers with boobies - probably always aswell...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

as if by magic *ping* the shopkeeper appeared

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

i like

boobs.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

*FUCT*

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

boobies

Hooray

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

One

of the finest albums of all time *FACT

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

indeed

it is.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

hello - nice you delurked after all this time!

welcome.
(just incase you don't know - for future reference, like, anything that looks a bit porno gets changed to a link, because alot of people are at work and if someone walks past their screen and sees porn, it'll get em into trouble. Mind you, after 103 days I reckon you might know that already come to think of it, sorry)

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

tis the cover

of whatsisnames album windowlicker! minus the scary woman head of course, his had a blokes beardy head.

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

hahaha

scarier than the original!
[EDIT] first post? have a woo yay!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

aphex twin wooyay

it seems to go well with that munter...

(matt'twam'asi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

double woo yays???

i'm overwhelmed ... really!
thankyou kindly b3tars

(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

tans

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

of course, obvious really

polly g's

(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

well...he's not paid to SOUND Scary

And the rest is history

(GeekyBill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Sleep, work or B3ta?

Sleep, work or B3ta?
Sleep, work or B3ta?

Fuck it. B3ta:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

was that you

on page 2 of the Independent this morning? Holding a sign that said "WRONG" with one of your porny things on?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Yep

But this is a better picture:
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030121/168/336uh.html

Pauses to hear sound of 162 versions of Tattyshop starting up at once....

A pity more B3tans didn't turn up to this one. We could have owned the zone and really kittened up the joint.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

christ on a bike !

its me before the onset of grey hair !

me sees what you mean now Dr PK

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

the one in the Independent

is more like you though. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

what

fuzzy and poorly printed ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Dad?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

uhmmm

wassyahmumlike ? ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

It seems

you would know better than I.

;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

Sorry

EDIT: Manic - when is the next one and can we organise some coordinated B3ta effort?

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

*ahem*

you appear to have mistakenly made that sign grammatically correct.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

your write

he has

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

15th Feb

www.stopwar.org.uk

and it's in the pub scheduler.

You don't even have to turn up - just make some pictures for placards. In fact, I'dlike to suggest it again as a challenge.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Warning

be careful of wooden poles for placards. The police can count them as dangerous weapons & confiscate them or arrest you.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

Noted.

Mind you, I used very wimpy wood.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

hollow plastic tubing or cardboard is good

I'm going on the 15th - just need a good image for placard...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

Will make Blair porn....

And turn up too - have Czech friends staying then and they are especially good at the whole protest/revolution thing. Do we want to tform a b3tan throng in the madding crowd?

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

might be best

if we spread out

it will give the impression that everybody is nuts, not just one small group.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

you was on channel 4 new last night as well

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

And ITV

BBC, CNN...

The power of potatoshop at work.

Can I also note for the record that the placard is without a watermark or any other form of branding? Unlike some others I could mention...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

woo!

to you Manic.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

I bet its not long

before that pops up in one of the papers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

yeah, you missed out there

you bloody socialist

(*joke!*)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

chips.

Oh, hold on...

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barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

haha

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

mmm...

daddy or chips?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

hahaha

now you can have them both at once! New! Daddy/Chips!
from the makers of peanut-mum and cheesy-bro

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

if you do a secret search

for 'wadi' and 'clips' somewhere in the many replies is a few pages of the last time we did this, and it was tres amusant, like.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

haha!

I recognise a terry when I see one! WOO YAY HOOPLA!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

Jolly good

Mr Manic, I approve. ;)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

hooray!

I think you are quite right.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

*honk honk*

okay...when can i stop?
*honk honk*
edit:
*honk honk*
hey!...what about me...?
*honk honk*

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

not until

you can remember all the short codes for SAP
and no writing them down you cheeky little blighter

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

I keep killing the poor Kangaroo,

it's quite distressing.
CLICKY

Run Furtive RUN!

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

got to level 4

but faild to get mesozoic era

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

Ha ha!

What the fuck!

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

i haven't heard of half of the stuff

sod it.....bloody kangaroos

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

holidays ect

answer
pi days
wtf

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

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