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# "LOOK OUT"

it is real :)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I sniggered!
He'll have to swim rasta than that if he wants to escape it's stinging dreadlocks!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# oh dear god
thats dreadful

great pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# oooh dear!
....great pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# aaaarrrggghhhhhh
:)


(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# wooness
to that
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Is that an electric kettle
in his left hand?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# great thinkers think alike....
...copycat
(trimprop, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# why has
that diver got a teasmade kettle?
(trimprop, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# haha
that's the don gorgonzola

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# a dread
locktopuss
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# mah

vegetables.
(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# woo !
penguins :)
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Kipling Trek
I read a bit of "the ballard of the Clampherdown" in someones quotes file, and it made me think of this... Kiplingtrek

*cross fingers* this all works - first post.
i'll see if I can knock up a smaller version to post directly
(captainweasel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# woah
slow it down... i can't read it quick enough
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# ok.
there - slowed it down a bit. any better?
(captainweasel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# works
and is woo but also a bit quick.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# piss poor lunchtime pun #1
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# 0h dear
The lunchpack of Notre Dame.

Spelt it right this time.
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# OH
DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# And here's a kitten

My mum was a cat, my dad was a rhino. You'd look pissed off too
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# ooh, I have one of those too...
here, let me repost it for you:

whee for rhinokitties!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# That's very good
Sir.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ace
and ace
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Easy, the Lunchpack of
Notre Dame...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# the lunchpack
of notre dame!
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# the lunchpack
of notre dame!
(vorpal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
punny, very punny
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bizzare car
warning not for dial-up!!

15mb file

see now!

(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Sorry mate, it won't load and i'm on
broady band...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# and not
for your server either by the look of things, it's overloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# its a fiat with two engines.
seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# 1 engine 2 steering wheels
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# defo two steering wheels
but might have two engines aswell (accelerates v fast) - cant remember its been a while since i saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# i wish it would load
still, at least i can do a search on the filename now and find it elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# maybe i shouldn't be giving away all my secrets ;)
www.paulsen.no/malec/heidihauge/malec.wmv is a working link.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# wooo is that the one i think it is!
I was meaning to go looking for that. It's got 2 steering wheels right?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# It's
fandazzydosie.

Two blokes driving it round backwards. Brings a whole new meaning to four wheel drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# won't load here either
on my college's super fast computers either :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# the evils of a fluffly hat
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# he he he
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# vewy
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# that child
looks like he's storing up food for hibernation in a hamster stylee
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# That's lovely!
Woo and yay and that there houpla thing...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ooh
that's nice.

Can I stuff in a quick repost while I'm here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# right.
I won't do that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# good.
then we're agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# ooh go on
im curious now
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# nope
I will not be tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# nice chapeau
oui
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# ha
that's ace that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Elementary my dear watson...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Pies, pies, we all love pies
(Symball, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# woo
for pieday
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# hehe
pies
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I preferred
return of the jedpie
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# "we gonna let 'em know what mother f**kin' time it is"

click image for a 'working' version
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Is that
a relation of Flavour Flav?
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# definitely an inspiration!
.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Flava Flav
is the son
Public Enemy Number One
Got you running from the gun
With a brain that weighs a ton!
Kick that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I got a letter from the government
the other day/I opened, and read it, they said I had pay my council tax.

Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# bastards
did me too
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Yup
I'm going down to the council wearing a big clock round my neck and call them all fooooooools
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Thaass Bloody Great that is
What Time Is It Bwooooooy?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Don't belive the hype
That fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# nice one
if only my insomnia was that fruitful
(.doc, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# um
tags!
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Can't someone just write a quick script
To add a close tag at the end of a post if it's not there, or would moan3rs be upset at the loss of some territory?

edit : Estimates show that at least 2% of boardage is wasted by non-closed tag moan3rs...
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# oi
that's the first time i've ever moaned about an unclosed tag

//runs off and cries at being picked on
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# estimates show
that you're estimation system is up the spout
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# moaner is spelt with an E
sunshine, and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# :oP
ffffthhhhp!
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# and i was all like
whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# tags
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# tags!
oy
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# tags
done.
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# blummin good
that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yes
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# he
he
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# That's
Horny man'atee
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# and yes
you are simply picking up where evolution left off. here, have a w/y/h;

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# HAHA!
oh dear, they all looked at me, I must have done it out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# woo!
good use of spong.
have my shitty wooyay:
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Is that
the Serf from Atic Atac?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# No it's the
knight.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Ah!
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Masterful
the look of trepidation, I even heard the creaking of the chair and the impact.

(associating sounds/music to words and pictures must be a sign of madness)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# for a second
i thought that was long, hard, transparent and phallic
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# stupid penguin
never did listen to his parents



YOU CAN'T FLY I TELLS YA
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# yay for flightless birds!
Here's one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Awww
poor little guy
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# woo
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Bugger, I am using that pic in a piece of work right now!
Woo to the post you getty images whore! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# yah, getty rocks
sorry to use your(?) piccie - oopsamedaisy.
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Heheheheh
we am all veerrrrryyyy bad!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# *cough*
Lemur Vin



Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# vay vay good
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# See
That? *points upwards* That's good, that is :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# oh dear
bad pun! but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# yay
cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# sorry.


i didn't want to get too political.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Did you know
Bush actually said during his election campaign that, he was a modern politician because you couldn't spell dubbya dubbya dubbya without using dubbya...

What a muppet!
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# did i hear him right on the news this morning?
i think he got his words mixed up again the poor love...

'blah blah wrongdoers will be persecuted' rather than 'prosecuted'

what a twat
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# bless him, it's not his fault
blame the oil companies that rigged the election on his behalf.

/politcs
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# It's because
he used to be an alcoholic, they tend to mix their words up
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# i'm on an alcohol-only diet. last week alone i lost three days.
/barry cryer
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# BY THE WAY
Everyone go to www.mirror.co.uk and sign up to this petition they've got going against the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# rigged the election
is that a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Could someone make a picture of him
with 'fucknugget' tattooed across his forehead
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I'm sure many of us could
though whether we will is a different matter
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# you heard right
"now....which one of these doohickies is the the interco...*BOOOOOOOOOM*"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I think that was his comment about about al gore.
al gore claimed to have invented the internet or something.

and good old george said "you can't spell www without dubya.."

/fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bedouin chic is so in at the moment..."
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Omar
doesn't like that Lewellyn twat either.

WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i
thought it was rik mayall.
erk.
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# No...
it's definitely Omar
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# ba dum
tish
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# talking of drumming
it's about time I plugged my band again

blatant band-plug clicky

How's that for blatantly tenuous band plugging?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# "Who is
..that infidel with the foppish air..?"
(angrybernard, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Just out of hibernation
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I love tortoises
me. Used to have one, but it ran away *FACT*

Please don't laugh, it was very traumatic.
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# not as traumatic
as finding it again

with the lawnmower

/scarred for life
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# ooooo
nasty ! I feel for you tortoise bruvva :(
(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# *curled up into little rocking ball of horror*
eurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i have to confess
that it was actually my mum who 'found' it. But it was very upsetting all round, more so for her of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Ran away?
Or ambled?

(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# But..
shella, shurely?
(angrybernard, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# oooh..
clever (given me an idea)..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# tortoise in
a stella can perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# this is gold!
...let me get a pen...
(angrybernard, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# a tad too much weedkill methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# now, that's good
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# tanka
much
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# wowsers
what a brave little soldier
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I like that!
don't think he does though!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# awwwwww
poor little begger!

woo/yay™
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# i loved that.
class :)
(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# i still cant help chuckling at that pic.
its mint.
(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww
so cute! scared little mite
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# that's brill!
have a barley sugar: >o<
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# yummy
im in a honey phase at the moment, by the spoon no less
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# that's way too good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Woo
Yay
Hoopla
Tx
(krull, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# worst first cast ever...
http://www.mousemonkeys.com/kiddy_fiddlers.jpg
(mousemonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that has "viral"
written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAARK!!!
but funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# nicely shopped
is it just me, or does gary glitter look like he has a pair of testicles hanging from his neck?
(Maels, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# definitely throat-balls
you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# on whaels
haven't done that for ages :)
edit: drat! should'a been first reply really...ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# *Ahem*
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# *beats head repeatedly against desk*
NOT AGAIN...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I think there is nothing we can do about it..
..just accept the fuckers and get on with it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# you just have to accept
some people find this funny.

alas, the train to hell also often stops at "Mediocrity" and "Desparate-for-a-laugh".
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# at least there was some effort and thought
put into this one. not just whatsisname standing on a stage yelling "I like children! hahaha!".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I agree
and this is the better end of the scale. Like for so many of the bad things in life, if the choice is between laughing and crying, I know which I prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# you are quite right
I just couldn't help myself for a moment. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# oui oui
oui
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# what really irritates me about this
is that as yet MK is innocent, this kind of puerile rubbish simply makes it more and more difficult for the bloke to get a fair trial. It is very easy for newspaper editors, popbitch twats and the like to attack people, however if he is innocent (and there is every chance he is) his career is effectively over as a result of the pathetic humour of popbitch and the overriding greed of newspaper executives. (don't even get me started on rebekah wade)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# would his career being over
really be a big issue?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# To him I suspect its
a rather big issue
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I'm afraid that's where my
capacity for humility suddenly ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# his career
may well lie with the big issue.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Arf.
.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# heh
i mean: how cruel
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# YES
it almost certainly means there will NEVER be another series of You Bet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# "Are you gonna bet on it?"
YOU BET
"Well you better get on it"
GET SET

etc
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# hear
hear
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I say hang him high
He looks like a nonce and you can't trust a man with beard!

*Turns back to browse his Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# oohh
filth

can I read it after you've finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Where there's smoke there's fire
I read that in the Daily Mail and I believe it
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# The portal
to hell is about to swallow your soul!!! Made me laugh though (the pic, not the portal). Tres Bien
(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# "she changes their lives"
by sending them to prison.

I'll see your pic, and raise you a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# threadjack
have the b3ta gods seen and thought about getting us monkeys playing referrer risk or have I just glasscocked?
(dognutz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Board code
strips <form> tags, so it shouldn't be a problem.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's off line
at the moment though, if you click on high scores it says so.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Well tagged.
Viral for sure. I've started the clock. How long before it get's emailed to me. Definitly before the weekend.

Nice pic. woo yay.

Perhaps the filename could be sweeter. Don't want to upset firewalls and sniffers.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Bah..
I had this in email about a minute ago. (prolly a workmate lurker who sent it)

Spreads fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# vats you aint it
kev?
(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Legal Issue
As Mr Kelly's solicitor, Can I just state that nothing has been proven about my client. He is just looks a bit iffy that's all.
(Nazgul, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# ahemmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Is this not g/c
or was it just in my head?

Who cares anyway...............

Apparently, people with dark humour no longer allowed acording to the policeman above.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I don't think it's so much the dark humour
as the subject matter, which has been covered pretty thoroughly of late. Personally, I think that one's pretty well done, but I've seen too many variations on the same theme, so maybe the moaners have a point.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I hate moaners
Perhaps you should have your own site. Moan3r.com ? Then you can all be anal together perhaps?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I'm not moaning. I was pointing out why other people were.
Don't be so rude.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# :oP
ffthhhhhp!
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# shut it
you slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# What type of anal?
Eh.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# are
you being saucy !? :)
nice username by the way - took me a few minutes to separate them out into the comic duo they were !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Yes
I really must learn to underscore.

Life is easy, when you know how.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# stop moaning
.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i
suppose if you spend a lot of time on the boards (and can spazz back) this will be overdone - but a lot of people don't have that chance, so the ones they catch can seem funny/original - but at least this one wasn't another 'and tonight matthew' - and it's good to see the reaction just wasn't an immediate 'fuck off'...also i've vowed to stop complaining about people complaining !
good day to all ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Me agrees - but don't need banners
telling people to go, or do we? It is all so complex.

But on the theory of burning books, then it is people next. Isn't interweb just a simple book and therefore......

where are those damn tablets.
/rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# i
whole heartedly agree !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I smoke far too much to be a policeman
thank you.

It's just that this has become unfunny.

Also kelly has yet to be proven guilty...

Any news on the poolathon?

cunternoon afterable
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Pool - is - a - go-go
Enough people and the manager might even provide fish paste torpedo rolls for snacks.


edit (tis a lindin ting)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)

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