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# This bandwagon


Is coming with me.
(Danski, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# it's not really a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ok
right


just to clarify for you, that is not a wagon it's just used to reply and make comment on others pictures. sorry and all that but you just won't get a woo yay for things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# that told you!
she almost said that without looking down her nose at you!
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I can't
do that
/too short
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# that's no bandwagon
that's just M@rkoni's warning sign
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# thank you
don't steal it, it's all i have.......

*mum*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Where is phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# She left the board.
Becasue she left her work.

*sniff*
Don't start me off again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# gone back to college
*sob*
will you be my new b3ta mum?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Nope
I'll be off too in a few weeks.
So will you!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
my world is falling apart....

hold on.......new job....more money...b3ta in the eve's...fit birds at bmw

woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# she quit her job
and it does seem emtpy without her, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Mondo apologias
My misunderstanding. And I needed to get the word flaps out of my head somehow. It's been a disturbing morning.
(Danski, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Post of Re-ness
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# What the hell is...dammit!

Rebigulate
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# like it
I used the same pic for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Haha!
That has to be one of my all time favorites!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!
Rewind.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# tomsk -
make sure you tell Phil her b3ta children miss her.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Heh,
she'll be very pleased.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# some reasons why spiders are cool #1:
they can wink at you lots

how you doin'?

apologies to stouffer and pep and others who don't like spiders :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# IT HAS
FOUR EYES. IT IS CLEARLY FUCKING EVIL. FOUR EYES. FFFFFFOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i'm sure spiders
have 8 eyes in total. they're *always* watching you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# WHY? WHY
DO THEY HAVE SO MANY EYES? IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL? YES. YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# my girlfriend has four eyes.
She is angelic and beautiful.

Please do not generalise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# sweeping generalisations
are great. I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# all sweeping generalisations ever
are shit.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# see
they are marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I've told you a milion times not to exagerrate
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ahhh
Young Ones.....classic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Have we got a video
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# In that case
I'm writing to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Your
nostalgic memory for 80s TV is impressive, but something tells me that joke is way older.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# more than likely
but you'd be surprised to know that I only figured out that joke about a year ago. After watching the video probably over 100 times.
Me fick me is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# apart from the one about northeners,
being fantastic lovers. In particular, people from cheshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# but that's enough about farming
HOI!
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# she also has hair
apparently.

so do spiders.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I like the "apparently."
Like you dont believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# dr nick riviera is an anagram of
"i'm a baldie lover".

nearly.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# very true.
very true indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# if he squeezes her
does silk shoot out of her....errm...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i have four eyes
and i'm not... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# beat you.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# 8 legs
8 eyes
8 mouths
8 ears
4 bums
4 hearts

they are 4 times as good as people
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i can't
believe people are defending the little fuckers. THEY ARE EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# they have thier place
I have mine, never the twain shall mix. sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no way man.
i propose a preemptive strike against them.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I encourage them in my kitchen
there is a monster spider behind the coffee grinder that eats wasps alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well
if you want the karma!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you can't deal
out karma. karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos
/homer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Spiders are crap.
Especially in the UK, they aren't even properly poisonous or bitey.
Now wasps, they're evil.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# did you know daddy long legses are highly poisonous?
they just can't open their mouths wide enough to bite you
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# fact 1: most
common spiders have enough poison to kill you, but their fangs aren''t strong enough to pierce your skin.



fact 2: i made up fact 1
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# the type that bit me
is quite venomous

edit: this was in australia, not the uk.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you got biten
by a black widow? How are you not dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# red back bites
are generally not lethal unless you're a young child or old and frail. or bitten lots and lots of time. there was some talk of amputating my foot at first, which was a bit scary. but now i'm right as rain!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# two words
FUCK THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# where did it bite you?
is the poison heavy and that's why they were gunning for your foot?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
# it bit me on my ankle
extreme pain like you wouldn't believe, vomiting, fever, more pain, lots of crying, for a few days leading up to christmas 2001.

/is off to do some work...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# fact 3
he's not lying.

The Common house spider does have one of the most powerful neurotoxins known to man, but only ickle tiny teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yes
I was chased by a hornet once, scary fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I think the word you were after
was 'herded' by a hornet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Afternoon all
Now that I agree with. Wasps are very nasty. But they also have their place, and they like getting pissed on rotting pears and apples, so they can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Wasps ate my shed door over several months
troo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You can't
complain about that though.
Shirley, you had time to do something about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# YEah
Wasps need wiping out

KILL 'EM, KILL 'EM ALL - I CARE NOT OF ENVIRONMENTAL OR NATURAL CONSEQUENCES - I JUST WANT THEM ALL DEAD
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll never sleep again after reading that
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I thought
that spiders had eight eyes... cutbacks maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i think the rest
are on the other side of its head or something. that's why you can't see them in that picture. but believe me, he's winking at you all the way around!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# maybe he's got the other 4
in his pencil case
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# pencil
case?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# where else would you keep your spare eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# fair point.
right that's it for me. back to work. see you all later! sorry if i scared any of you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yay!
spiders are ok really
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Thats what I said to Kerry
when she pointed out just how big the Spiders in our place were, I said don't worry about them, worry about the Mice riding them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mice are nasty
i'm happily making some sandwiches and one runs across the work surface. always frightens the life out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# You should have seen these ones,
they had little cowboy hats and guns and were galloping around the living room. I think its because the tribe of Red Indian Mayflies that live on the dresser killed one of their Pappy's.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# wow!
I can cope as long as they can't crawl out of a pint glass. Then they go for a sky dive off my balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# You wouldn't say that
if you'd seen the whole Cheese Gang thing, fucking weeks it went on, gun shots, posse's riding about, The whorehous got burned down a right nightmare it was.
Fucking Wild West Mice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Pappy
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# liar, liar
pants on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# woo!
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i pity the
shortsighted ones... specsavers buy one get one free! : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# woo
for spiders
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I'll see your winkage
and raise you a creepy-crawl:

(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# take it
AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# haha
you totally want to see his "winkage" you saucy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ummmm
I believe you might have mistaken me for a girl, and not the six foot skinhead and generally dashing and charming member of the male race that I actually am. By saying I'll see the winkage, I was not, contrary to popular belief, referring to any genitalia-spotting, but it was clearly an over-manipulated reference to gambling card games with which I could infer a match of the previous bet and an upping of the ante....

Bollocks to it. I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yay for spiders
and spacefish singing
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# if its evil insects your after,
its got to be the moth

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I think I can see
michael Jackson in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# That kind of spider only has one eye I think
It moves back and forth like a cylon's eye.
FACT
(Potatoman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Is there a
subliminal morse message?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# woo
lovely - and scary!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# More squidage


clickage4biggage
(toadstretcher, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# that's so...
Da Vinci meets Cthulu...

'squidding', it's the new black you know.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# You'll miss me when I'm gone
y'know.
All I did was love you and tell you how to skin up with dog dribble (twice).
Goodbye cruel b3ta...........
(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah, we'll believe you when you post it again
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# shut the door on the way out
ta
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Are you going away?
Dont forget yer packed lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# and your anorak
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# aw
if you read the FAQ you might realise what annoyed people and we will accept you if you play nice.
m'kay!
don't have to go, only go if you want to be an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Stop being lovely,
he's been a tit a couple of times, despite being told.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I'm really really really sorry...

..the right-hand side of my brain made me do it!
(Dan Jaw, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# don't be
just jump aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# aaahahahahhahahahahaaaahaahaa
that is the best of the droppings so far!


and a ticket to hell too!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i love that anim!
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# its the one and
only decent anim that I have managed in image ready to take from an avi file.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# oi!
are you going to answer my posts? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# me?
or the mrs?
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# you
msn now!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# cant!
im at uni! flibz?
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
#

but it's still tops
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# new series of bo selecta out soon!


pic nicked from channel 4 website
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# if it
wasn't shit i'd be excited.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah,
It was a bit pants.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hit and miss
slightly more miss than hit.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Saw the ad for it the other night
with Michael Jackon and Martin Bashir

top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Propper Bo
(whoremoan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Mate
almost 200K for a Woo Yay, you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks
Glad you like it ;)
(whoremoan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Oi, you
why don't you just piss in my modem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# 705Kb
are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# THATS SO REDICULOUSLY BIG!
MAKE IT SMALLER !!! (please)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Robert Rankin is The Master
discuss
(Ad_Knuf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# ok
6
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/SGmix001.rm
Space Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# 8
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# twelvety!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Twelvety ten!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# eleventy three!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# tenty twelve!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you're wrong
it's twenty to four where i am.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# yadadadadadadaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# UMPTEEN
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# woo


the grammar's appalling, but it's over and done with now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# yay
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# congratulations
you tart
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i'm not replying
i'm saving my new magic number of posts.

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# no idea
he sounds like a tit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# well done
you
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# woo!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# 3000?
woo - well done, good lord, how do you get any work done?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# wwwww-orrrrrrk?
wwwwwwwoooooorrrrrk?

no, i recognise the letters, but that word means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# free fahsand?
good lawd!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# YAY!
woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# does that not make you
middle-aged matt?
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ta
you know that he's "jilted john" as in "gordon is a moron" jilted john?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I
knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i've got no idea
what you're on about!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i suspect
not for the first or last time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Pigeons in flight!
Yay for Mr Shuttleworth
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# cunt
sorry.......1

no......2

bugger
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# BADGERFAIRY!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# behind you
waving his wand...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I now feel the need to shop a Badgerfairy
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that would be
Robert Rankin.

He is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# titmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# damn
edit.

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Ha
ha
(Ad_Knuf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Mine's a pint of large
(pushes over large pile of farthings)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
/goes to re-read rankin colelction
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Iain
Rankin?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# hmm
that is also an idea i could fulfill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I just love
the way the transparent bits aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yay
transparency = The Specials in my world anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# transparency
problem?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] She just won't SIT!

(Cartroo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaah
i thought they chopped her head off...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# They did
But I don't think she noticed...
(Cartroo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# they did
but she grew two more
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Free Plug
Stack My Beech Up

www.smbu.co.uk
(mister nice guy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# hmm.
mm.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# FUDGEPACKER!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Good One
Cunt
(mister nice guy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# actually i have two
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# It doesn't surprise me
Your inbreeding admissions sicken me
(mister nice guy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# ?
¿Qué?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You can
Stick yer ¿Qué? up yer cunt(s)
(mister nice guy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# umm
faghag would probably be more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# teeth swap
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# "WOW!
Look at the gnashers on this little beauty! I reckon if i stick my finger..etc etc etc"

nice work (as per usual!)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# the crocodile is
just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Hehe
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# beautiful
it's dental nirvana
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
love the reply and the pics
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I've been plagiarised. Again.
I feel so dirty and used. In a nice way.
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/02/17/1045330533116.html

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Excellent
you should feel proud
(and then invoice the Sydney Morning Herald for an unlicenced use of your picture - even if it has been tattyswapped by someone else)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# your photoshop
is on holiday and you're not.

ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Your placard thing
was on Sky News on saturday.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I heard about that
but the informant didn't really specify which one. Was it the Bush/Blair thing again?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Yep,
like that one up there, but with Blair. It was the only b3tan one we saw on any of the coverage.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# no reason
(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# room on yer waggon for a small one?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Someone
cut the strings!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# no chute!
eeep
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i second that
but woo to the giffage!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# eeep no chute!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i'm waiting
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# hehehe
now i'm going to have to aren't i ;)

(but i wont so ner)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I'm a

I have been approached about a really good job.
I am frightened to death of resigning to my exsiting boss. Also new job=no b3ta.
It's a really cool job though.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# this board
should really not be a consideration if the job is a good one. imo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I know
Iknow.
But I do love it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# go online at home
and become part of the evening shift. They're very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yes
yes we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I'm not around as much
as I used to be. Hows my beloved evening shift?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# it is
rosy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# there's a few more new people
now. WBM is in love and all that so not about so much, and the New zealand kids are out in force. Sort of. In a 'there's about 4 of them' kind of a way, but you know what i mean. Come back!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I nearly turned down a move
last week because it would mean less or even no b3ta time. I thiiiiink I'm glad I didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# aye, as much
as i love this place the real world has to take priority.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# God dammit!
I know you're all right.
But you've not been here! Imagine the withdrawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# It's alright after a while you find ways to b3ta
at your new job.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# the same will behappening to me soon
i'll miss b3ta, as of next friday i won't be around
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
I mean...oh shit man, who's face will I laugh at now?
Are you going to a better job?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i'll be working for bmw in bracknell
and as far as i know they have blocked all non work related websites......but i'll find a way!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# You shall be missed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# i'll be back
oh yes


i'll be back!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Is this
the beginning of the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i'll tell
your current boss you're leaving.


please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# no b3ta for a little bit but
after a while youll settle into a nice routine and have a bit of time, surely? Go for the job!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you can take up another net addiction...
..as a replacement.

kinda like me n irc then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Take the job
if its

a)something you'll really enjoy
or
b)lots more money

there's more to life than us buncha sadsacks...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I advise
sleeping with your boss and blackmailing him
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Go for t' job
Woo to you fer gettin' it too!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no chance of the net?
whys that?
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Blocked
and I have no PC at home. I've been lucky enuf to have a work laptop for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# blocked?
have you tried any other avenues? like hexing the URL, using anonymizer? there maybe hope for you?
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# imagine though
glasscocks will no longer be so much of a glasscock!!

go for it there's always some time in the day for b3ta... with the new job you might be able to buy a pc for home?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Why don't ya get some one to copy the day's board into
a word document, which could then be emailed to you. It would be like lurking in a way
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# no b3ta?
gods, imagine having to work all day! *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# GO for the new job,
and I'll send you a little picture of me to stick by your PC as a deterrent to keep you from wishing you were still here.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# you are like some kind of
angel, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# He's a good lad eh?
I'll think I'll miss you most bov!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# You'll forget me,
soon I shall be but a distant memory.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Rubbish
who can forget the ninja of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I've tried,
believe me.
Actually last night I accidently deleted a load of stuff, all my B3ta pics, loads of Flash experiments including the Love Ninja pics.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
It is the beginning of the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# No its not,
I have all my B3ta pics online, I'll just copy them back onto my pc.
Go for the job and don't be afraid of your boss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# can I have one of those
anyway please
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Um,
won't Munkt0n get all jealous, how he puts up with those 'Why aren't you mor elike Bovine' comments I'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# you could always...
set up a Mailbox / Po Box and we could send you messages and pictures in the mail...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# That would be great
or some sort of board stripping code could send each page to your email account.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# my camcorder fund is now up to....
Da daaaa £40.32

Look at my tat
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] dog nose silly....

mine feels like it expands like that when I sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that really
really needs sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# tissue?
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# thanks
I was thinking about adding snot but I didn't want to un-cute the image
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# im glad it didnt pass the "thinking" stage
(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# flamin' galah!
(Barry Bethal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllffffffffffffffff
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I pondered doing a Dentrassi Junior High gag at the weekend
but decided it was just far too obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ooooh
or the red hand gang...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Wasn't it Degrassi?
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yes, therein lies the obscure gag
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Boing Boing

Ahh look at 'em, they look like there having loads of fun.
I just wish I could join 'em

Bigger version Here
(whoremoan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# weehee
I hope their nails are clipped
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that's
sooooo good!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Apparently
if you throw a small dog on a kids bouncy castle that kids are using, not only does the small dog lose it's footing, but will also lose control of it's bowels in fear.

Imagine the mess.

I should stress however that I know of noone who has done this, nor do I recommend or endorse such cruelty, no matter how funny the idea of sabotaging a party in such a manner. OK?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)

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