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Dear, you seem to have a hair on your chin..

There, got it. Oh! Another one!

ClickyBiggify

(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

who is she?

cos i quite possibly might.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

Looks like

Julianne Moore.

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Natt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

Hmm..

She's gonna get an nasty chafing from his cuff soon.

(BadgerSmaker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

Guide frog for the blind

(Symball, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

thats mad is that

i like it.

ape has got a far better piercing in his cock now, he shall be going for the biggie needle tonight

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

Blind dogs for the Guides

with Geordie LaForge visors

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

i have always wanted

a Geordi LaForge visor. but not blindness.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

I think you can still get them in

Claire's Accessories shops for about 90p.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)

yeah but

that would involve going into claire's accessories.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

bugger

i was planning to do that tonight !
but woo to yoo tho.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

excellent

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

v.silly

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

May lonely goatherds

follow you forever.
Vive le son de la musique!

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

parp honk!

she actually paid for it?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

And misspelt her name.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

haha

i bet she feels silly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

i don't know

what you're talking about ;)

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

Juile

is ze French for Julie
*FACT*

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)

Le doh!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

Woo yay and onions!

TJ: I did a google image search for 'bum gay' and this came in at no 5:

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

would.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

you corrupt the sanctity..

...of my childhood! As do yahoo.......;o)

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

Whiskers on kittens!

Woo

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

giggles

all round !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

that is fucking funny as hell.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

And

I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the beat with somebody

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

my name is a

reference to that most masculine of films, strictly ballroom.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

I'm shit

with films, but I get the gist

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

magical

and mystical and most amusing!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

harharharharharharharharharhar

that's genius!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

Hope you all have plenty of these tonight

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

cake

ross ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

arf!

had to look at the filename, though

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

Threadjack

9pm Channel 4 - Girls Alone. If you didn't see the Boys Alone program last year you missed out. A load of young lads left alone in a house for a week, and not a catholic priest in sight... This time its teenage girls so I expect it'll be pretty nasty.

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

I watched some of the Boys one last night.

Lord of the fucking Flies.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

Balls!

It was on last night? I wanted to grab some audio samples from that.

*sulks*

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

what like the evil little shit

Saying to all the kids he'd bullied
"Are you my friend?
Are you my friend?
Are you my friend?"

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Happyperson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

keeeeeel him!

junior survivor, anyone?

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

hmmm

Battle Royale me thinks

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

Have you seen the one where it's all Accountants stuck on a desert island?

Lord of the Files

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

or the horses?

Lord of the Fillies.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

or the french swindlers?

Lord of the filou!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

or trousers of noblemen?

lord of the flies of the lords

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

/titter

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

and there was one set in McDonalds

Lord of the Fries

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

and there was one about an island full of club night promotional hand-outs

Lord of the fliers

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)

L'ordre des Filles

All about some birds standing in a line. It's an arty French film, I'm sure you've seen it.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)

yes

the one that is filmed in faux-sepia, and had that thing with the thing, and then things happen to the thing.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)

or the one with all the page three girls

Lord of the thighs

orgghhhhh phwoooarrr

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

repost!

lord of the files

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fishsticks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

i don't think they are

teenage, so stop your drooling, you filthy man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

not

as good as Channel 4s 'Naked Kiddie Stare'

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

I watched the day today last night.

All 6 of them. Was excellent.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

Right

IT'S WAR!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

it out on the dvd yet ?
i bought brass eye series for a tenner - which includes the paedophile special - fantastic !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

*sigh*
Why do I always feel the need to repost these things..?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

ooh

tenuous

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

Welly Welly Well my Droogs!

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Happyperson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

did i ever tell you how much

i fucking hate that film? oh yes, i did.

woo et yay à l'image, cependant

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

EH?

But... but... it's brilliant! Brutal, but brilliant

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

dull, up its own arse

pointless waste of film, imho.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

don't hold back, you just let it all out

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Happyperson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

heh ok :)

i'll shut up about it now. I've only seen the first 20 minutes or so of the film, tbh. It was at that point that I realised I was actually more bored than I would have been had I just watched the wall for 20 minutes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

oh no - you should see the rest.

he changes the burgess' whole fucking point as well as being irritatingly overstylised.

bastard.

(grampski, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

True, most of the book's point is in the second half

and most of that comes across in Alex's thoughts and the motives of the government which Stanley omitted. Stanley also left out the epilogue, which pissed me off.

(pattybutty and chips, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)

he really was

a cunt.

;)

i was waiting for a 'p.s.' at the end of the film.

(grampski, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

The epilogue

wasn't in the edition Kubrick read - but he didn't like it when he read it afterwards anyway.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)

Furry muff

but I reckon there's loads of stuff there, crime & punishment, the callous nature of youth, violent relationships... it's got it all!
Kubrick was a genius, shame Eyes Wide Shut was such a piece of shit..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

2001

was also a piece of shit. although the monkey who throws the bone was my mate's dad.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

My answer is two-fold:

a. But... but... 2001 is wicked as well! Drawn out, but eerie as fuck
b. Your mate's dad was 'the chimp with the stick'? That's a brilliant claim to fame!!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

2001 is a big lot of floppy donkey's cocks.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

I think more people'd remember those if it was...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)

it is

pretty damn rubbish, though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

Actually

I really like 2001, but easily understand why most people think it's boring, pointless drivel.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)

I agree. 2001 is absolutely wicked

Though I'll have to admit it takes several watchings to appreciate the film properly.

edit: and reading ACC's book helps too

(pattybutty and chips, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

how can you call a clockwork orange dull

and like blade runner? a clockwork orange is far from a masterpiece but it is funny as hell and a shitlot better than that unicorn crap blade runner shit fuck.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

*shrug*

bladerunner is good. these things are subjective.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

je suis

avec toi.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

each to their own

one man's meat, etc etc

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

Catch the penny, miss the paaaand

Two bushes in the pocket is worth... ohfuckit

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

I think the differences

between those films can be explained by:
Kubrick understood his source novel, Scott clearly did not.

Who cares if Anthony Burgess chickened out in the 2nd edition

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

Anthony Burgess chickened out on what

in the 2nd Edition?

(pattybutty and chips, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

there was

a giant chicken that took over leeds.

that was the first edition tho.

(grampski, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

He added

in the final chapter where one of Alex meets one of his droogs in the pub and finds out he's happily married.
Alex then later loses his taste for violence when he's out with his new gang. Lives happily ever after, the end.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)

I didn't know that.

I always took the epilogue as an attempt by Burgess to suggest that crime is 'just a phase' and given the chance criminals will 'grow out of it' without the need for drastic re-programming in jail. Might have to dig out my copy and give it a re-read again me-thinks.

(pattybutty and chips, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

I used to live in thamesmead where they filmed it

its even rougher than in the film
(free heating and hot water though)

(Symball, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Vive la revolution!

but more importantly, vive la Norks!!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

Formidable!

Le homme Blair est un cul, vachement!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

vachement!

quelle bonne mot, certainement.

Comme la vache qui ris!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

While his mates were getting drunk in the park over half term...

...Johnny practised his bike jumping skills with a new found friend.

Bigger Image

(BadgerSmaker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

It's heroic caddie week

somewhere

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

BOOM

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

1000th post

but i've been blocked from uploading to my MSN by the gits at work (so no 1000th post shopping) - so i'm going to spit my dummy out at them;

and give a big

WOO YAY HOOPLA !

to all @ b3ta :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

I'll

pull my cheveux out in sympathy

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

i'm

scared now...
what's one of those ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

my cheveux

eez ze stuff zat grows out of my 'ead.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

ahh

"antlers"

;p

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

Ah non

'ow you say...? 'orns.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)

I wish I were a genius like yous guys

Thanks to fishbear for the bouncing tigger

(cheeseballs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

Yay for Tigger!

I'm such a repost whore.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

But Mummy I wanna keep it

(Unununium, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

Woo...

...flush it!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

heheh

DOWN WITH CATS!

or, for bovine,

A BAS LES CHATS!

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

it will grow to

mammoth size eating radioactive waste in the sewers - mark my words!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

looks like

he's got ricketts

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null and void, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

I thought the first moon landing was a load of cock and balls.

Now I have proof.
NASA says so

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

You

are a genius

(Foss, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

arf!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

Didn't anyone tell them

that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

read that as 'the shortest distance between two pints'

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

This is the same organisation that spent millions designing a pen that would work in space

and the Russians took pencils.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

Aah

but did they take a sharpener?

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

hahaha !

did you ever see the interview with the first russian to walk in space ? when he got out his suit expanded so he couldn't get back in - solution ? he took his glove off - nutter !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

A killjoy writes...

The space pen was developed by the Fisher company at its own expense (not NASA's). It was eventually used by both Soviet and American cosmonauts/astronauts.
Debunkage

(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

Yer right

the pencil lead (graphite) would flake off, float about and eventually short the electrics or something. So they couldn't use pencils.

(bastien, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)

And then there's the Chinese solution to re-entry shields

Use wood - its cheap and doesn't fall off when hit by a lump of ice.

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)

snigger

(avhbi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

Spent ages reading that

until I heard a snigger from behind me.
Wood, trees etc. :)

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

I've

only just got that after resizing the window.
/arf

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

that is

fucking funny.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)

First post...

Why are you all typing French? It's a dead language y'know.

namke.

(namke, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

Hahahah

funny, but you're gonna get flamed!!

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WD-39, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Parce-que

nous sommes les hommes et petites fillies totalement fou!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Non

nous sommes le gens hyper-intelligent et super-cool. C'est vrais, quoi?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

Formidable!

Hnn-hn-hmmm

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

tu etait vraiment super-cool, je pense que tu pourrais ecrit "hollandaise"

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

Mais

oiseau et un mot masculine? Donc, il faut être "hollandais", ou est-ce que je parle de mon cou?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

aargh

touché, ma tortue! Le mot, c'est vraiment masculine mais il indiqué toi, qui j'espere est une femme? Ceci, ce prouve que la langue, et les gens francais sont fous...

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

naturellement

je suis une fille... c'est une follerie de la langue.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

Un glass de la chocolat silvia plaith

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

shurely

you mean latin ?
or do you mean after the war in iraq, when bush invades france, germany, china and russia for not licking his arse ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

Damn right

Bloody pinko peacenik garlic-munching Europeans

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

actually

my username explains why i'm still talking in bollocks french.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

it doesn't (well at least to the non french reading me)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

use AV translator

it'll give you the truth! honest

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

does

too (hint: try babelfish.altavista.com)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

oooooww

but i'm far too lazy - someone tell me !
g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

he's speaking French to annoy

those who are too lazy to find a translation for it.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)

g'wan

yer will.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

And for some unknow reason all translation sites

have been banned on our college network, I assume to piss off all the overseas students who pay so much to come here.

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

First tip for first time poster

Read th FAQ

Regards
Razor

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)

why

is it also in french ?
or does it explain the frenchiness of the board today ?
:)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

oui

mort frais - n'est pas?

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rogan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

Lirez le FAQ.

C'est tout la.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

surement vous intendez a dire

QDF... questions demandées frequements?

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)

Je pense

l'Acadamie Francaise may disagree

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)

Oui, mais

ils habitent dans une pays dans lequelle tous parle la langue mort. Ils ont vraiment fou n'est-ce pas?

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)

something about them living somewhere speaking a dead language is that not true?

/fuck knows

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)

Something like

"Yes, but they live in a country where they all speak a dead language, so why should we trust their opinion?"

/spock

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

Good point

and they're French, so I think we've got 'em coming and going.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

Cette Board-de Messages

Est en France, mon petit

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Je ne parle pas Francais

Je ne comprends pas. C'est trop complique pour moi. Alors, en Anglais, pour cette thread, hein?

Haven't had time to shop a robot, but I did draw this in a very dull meeting with clients yesterday.

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foop, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

Woo to that!

I want one.

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

thats mad is that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

Can

it climb up walls?

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)

ahhh! je souhaite à cela votre odeur de cerveaux aussi épicée que l'odeur de votre fond!

le woo avec le yay!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

Too much of a gourd thing?

Apparently this is the first 3-G phone, available today.

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Monsieur!

Vous nous abîmez avec ces rochers de ferrero.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

oui

blancmange fromage!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

Le cheval

cheveux c'est vert

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

ahhhh

mon petit pois, fumez mes comestibles de fromage!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

Mais

fumer vos comestibles de fromage nuit gravement le santé des enfants.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)

oui, mais seulement si vous ne le faites pas en français

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)

tu est sage

comme un vieux peut du Camembert.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)

plus sage, mon cher. plus sage.

je suis si sage, mes underpants pourraient éclater.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)

Votre sagesse est améliorée seulement par vos underpants.

Si vos underpants pourraient parler, le monde écouterait.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

En effet oui.

Mes underpants pourraient provoquer la paix du monde, si seulement ils avaient une voix... si seulement...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

Bah oui.

Laissez vos underpants parler, laissez-les chantent, laissent nos coeurs ouverts avec le ravissement entendre le bruit merveilleux!

(Je nous pense ai vraiment gêné le bovin. Il a disparu. Où est le bovin? Apportez-moi le bovin!)

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)

je pense le bovin sorti dans un huff!

Quoi qu'il en soit, mes underpants n'ont pas les outils exigés pour parler, j'ai peur.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

Tous les deux choses

que vous mentionnez me rendent très triste. je me pense vais pleurer.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

Hankuchera

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

Translated back:

You damage us with these rocks of ferrero.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

yes you do, damnit!

stop damaging us!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

gourdon bennett

this is too much of a gourd thing

(ginger prinz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)

hahaha

to that gourd damn joke !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)

i would add my new

gourd wooyay

but it is not quite complete.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

Gourd for you

I once grew some gourds, actually.

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

That reminds me of that slogan

... "It's gourd to talk"

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)

i see a cumberland curl in your future...

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hanrahan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

how did you

do that?
I came back from the loo and you posted this whilst I was there....
spooky.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

there was

a bowel movement in the force...

</coat>

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hanrahan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

"oh god...oh jesus christ..."

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

fan

tastic

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

brilliant

perfect caption as well

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jazzman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

Alors!

super-bien, mais pourquoi est tous les monde francais aujourd'hui?

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

Woo!

Are they burning Matthew Corbet?

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bean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

WYH!

Best thing I've seen in ages

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Cool

Hey is that the no-hands pagan?

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

that is the best thing i've seen in ages

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)

He's got a long putt to win the match

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)

but

he could make a new hole though.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)

Vive la Differance!

(DeGremlin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

oui,

la baguette.

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null and void, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

ahhh

la baguette d'la'm'n'tante d'la plume avec mon bon chez.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

STOP IT!

STOP.
IT.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

ha ha!

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

Why do women always

laugh at men in distress.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Cos they're funny.

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bigdave, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

Oh yeah,

there is that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

Is your girlfriend/wife

called Little Moo?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)

la plume du bigdave est par la chaise de ma bigdave

as well you know!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

oui,

immédiatement, monsieur!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

ARRETEZ!!!

MAINTENANT!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

Stop What?

Eating cheese..me like cheese, damn it!

(DeGremlin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

Not you.

All this mock french.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

non

le fromage vient en avant du cul de diables! (à moins qu'il est en nourriture cuite)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

something about

cheese and the arse of the devil?

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null and void, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

yeah

unless it is in cooked food.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

errr... oui

la baguette.

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null and void, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)

oui

ceci n'est pas un tante, mon ami!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

conclusive proof monet was the first b3tan

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jazzman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)

Bloomin

great.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

reposte

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

Repostaroonie

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

re-poste

(Symball, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)

thats good

really good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)

ooh

subtle

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)

Subtle!

ish

wallpaper?

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

eeeer, don't know how to do that

biggy here though

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jazzman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

stretched the biggy to fill the screen

nice pixellated impressionist effect
To make a wallpaper, you'll need to produce a 1024x768 sized one (or 800x600, for smaller screens)

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

hehe!

means I can post what I made this morning, then I must do some work!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

AAAHHHRRRR....

...It's scary...take it away!!!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

was origionaly blowing a kiss, stripped it down a bit though.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)

That would have been very scary.

Clowns are scary, possibly evil.
Steve-O from Jackass is a trained clown. I rest my case.

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bigdave, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)

A stripped down clown

I like the idea

Like a lightweight racing clown

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littlebean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)

Terrifying

and very funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

Munkt0n!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

not

woo tanned clown

(sideshow bod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

Aaah

Now I've worked it out it's so obvious.

Sir!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)

he he he...

...that's a lady bra.

he he he

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

lady bras

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jazzman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

anything with monet in it

is okay by me

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

That rules out my wallet...

...a ha ha ha ha ha!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)

Really?

I think he's shite.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

you're right

Arsenal were rubbish when he played for them

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jazzman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)

and that

is the beauty of art

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)

I have seen the light.

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)

turn it off!

boo to nasty cider!
(just nasty cider, I do like some cider)

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO CIDER IS GOOD!

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)

Not all cider

Some cider is evil.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

I keep my Hammond in Strongbow

My wife loves it when I put my organ in cider.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)

le groan

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)

HA!

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)

praise the cider

praise the cider

(ginger prinz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)

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