fucking yeeeeessss!!!!!!!
any chance of a wallpaper size?
thats a thing of great beauty and fear.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46,
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thats a thing of great beauty and fear.
Maybe,
but I did this one frickin ages ago so I'd probably have to recreate it from scratch or summink. And I'm at work now, so it'd have to wait till I was at home and had PS access.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:48,
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But a good groan
Mind you a Peugeot 406 would have been Not Acceptable!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36,
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Hahaha
If I spend much more time on B3ta, I'll start seeing things like that on the street.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:41,
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It was the last time Columbia went to one of 'those' foam parties.....
Do I get to go to hell now?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:33,
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Do I get to go to hell now?
i think that is very funny
the surreal idea of a space shuttle at a foam party (which incidentally are ace) appeals to me hugely.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:34,
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The last foam party
I went to I think everyone nearly drowned. It was very scary
or would have been if i wasn't drunk
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:41,
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or would have been if i wasn't drunk
thats the best bit
when you accidentally inhale it all and choke.
oh wait, hang on, no it isnt.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44,
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oh wait, hang on, no it isnt.
I don't know
if you realised but you are mostly on your own with this gourd thing, have you thought of seeking help?
;)
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:36,
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;)
i i went for help
but they wouldn't let me near the matches, so i left.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42,
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that is
the best gourd picture by far, the rest of them i completely don't get.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:40,
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bom bom bom
satalite of looooove
bom bom bom
satalite of looooove, sat - a - lite of.
love
/lou reed
(satalites gone way up to mars,bom bom bom,
soon it will be filled with parking cars bom bom bom bom bom!)
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:33,
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bom bom bom
satalite of looooove, sat - a - lite of.
love
/lou reed
(satalites gone way up to mars,bom bom bom,
soon it will be filled with parking cars bom bom bom bom bom!)
hi
zog, got something you might like. this is the new music video from Chris Morris' short "all my wrongs"
requires real player Im afraid, but well worth it. hows the shiznitch? going to make it here for the april bash?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:45,
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requires real player Im afraid, but well worth it. hows the shiznitch? going to make it here for the april bash?
I certainly plan to!
with the intent of maybe looking for a place to move into for awhile.
I think I might have one or two options.
then I just need a reeeaally cool job.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:55,
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I think I might have one or two options.
then I just need a reeeaally cool job.
very nice!
how did you convert .wmv into something remotely useful?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:29,
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I'm a dumb blonde
Took me bloody ages to see the "English" button on the Moomin site.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:35,
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Of course I can speak it
Who can't? Just can't read the bloody stuff.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:55,
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Don't tell everyone
www.muumimaailma.fi
There's a theme park and everything
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:55,
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There's a theme park and everything
Aaaah
I love the moomins, me!
Class!
Edit: I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld!
That is all.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:56,
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Class!
Edit: I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld! I wanna go to Moominworld!
That is all.
right
let's have a b3ta finnish holiday. i've got it all worked out.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:02,
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Will we have to
keep filling up the dishwasher and then emptying it?
/crap joke.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:04,
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/crap joke.
Have you?
I'll take 2 tickets. And a pint of beer. Oooo and some dry roasted peanuts please.
Ta
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:04,
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Ta
yep
fly stanstead to stockholm. get drunk in stockholm. catch overnight drinking ferry to turku. get off first thing, catch the steam boat up the coast. day at moominworld, steam boat back overnight drinking ferry to stockholm, go for a pint. i reckon a ton plus booze.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:09,
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that is completely ace
as is the original advert, both of the girls from which i want to hump.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:31,
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Why
do so many boys think that using Lynx is acceptable for anyone over the age of 14?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:38,
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I have no idea....
....I am a Issaye Miyake and Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance bloke myself.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42,
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I too like
taking 10 pound notes from my wallet and setting them on fire..
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:47,
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Ah...
that'll be the Super Lynx anti-surface warfare helicopter effect then.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:33,
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that is class
And i'd love to scuttle the hind legs off that one in the boots KARUMBA.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:41,
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I'd like to add to the consensus
that there ani is fab - woo to that!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:44,
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Adobe Wan strikes again
God, we are not worthy, you’re frikkin’ bostin’!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:45,
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That is wonderful
Top WOO and top YAY
Gotta make someone gag on their pretzels.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:52,
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Gotta make someone gag on their pretzels.
I need to reply again
because it's just oh so good, i love that i really do.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:53,
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i love
the action going on with that pool player in the background. ;)
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:08,
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I HATE that commercial...
... and everything it represents. Let me explain:
There seems to be a whole trend in advertising that involves men (almost always) doing stupid things in public, especially running around in their underwear or naked, singing, or dancing. Another Hollywood myth is that men are required to make impulsive fools of themselves if they are to "get the girl" - how many films have you seen that have this in their plot? (The ones I can think of now include Risky Business, Sabrina (both), Pretty In Pink, Four Weddings.)
Why does this piss me off? Because I am generally a dignified person who does not dance or otherwise embarrass myself, who thinks before he acts, and does not feel the need to force his way into another's attention. This lack of "aggressive sexual behaviour" is probably "evolution in action", and it's better for the survival of the species that I don't breed.
This is a painful fact, but not painful enough for me to "shake my stuff" as that commercial seems to imply I should. I mean, would two girls really attach themselves to me if I started dancing? When I tried dancing as a kid, the results were not good. I can live with it, but the agency behind that commercial needs to be nuked out of existence.
Gee, I feel better already!
Great animation, though!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41,
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There seems to be a whole trend in advertising that involves men (almost always) doing stupid things in public, especially running around in their underwear or naked, singing, or dancing. Another Hollywood myth is that men are required to make impulsive fools of themselves if they are to "get the girl" - how many films have you seen that have this in their plot? (The ones I can think of now include Risky Business, Sabrina (both), Pretty In Pink, Four Weddings.)
Why does this piss me off? Because I am generally a dignified person who does not dance or otherwise embarrass myself, who thinks before he acts, and does not feel the need to force his way into another's attention. This lack of "aggressive sexual behaviour" is probably "evolution in action", and it's better for the survival of the species that I don't breed.
This is a painful fact, but not painful enough for me to "shake my stuff" as that commercial seems to imply I should. I mean, would two girls really attach themselves to me if I started dancing? When I tried dancing as a kid, the results were not good. I can live with it, but the agency behind that commercial needs to be nuked out of existence.
Gee, I feel better already!
Great animation, though!
Silly guns
Blue to the fore again, yeeeeeeeessss, come on!!!!!!!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29,
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he hhe
i read that as my gonads technically itch for some reason...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:29,
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Strange Themeparks... latest addition to Neverland
Age restrictions apply...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:19,
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found out!
cover my face with that blanket, they must never know...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:35,
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Oh My God!
they cant call a star wars droid THAT! what will all the little kiddie's parents think?
oh dear!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:19,
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oh dear!
well go and look at that site
and fuck off thread wasting on here.
what is your malfunction you little sack of spunk, get the message.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:30,
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what is your malfunction you little sack of spunk, get the message.
dude
i thought it was a fine thread, amusing links are just as good as amusing pictures.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:32,
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ok you got me there
i guess it was built up aggression from earlier.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:35,
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Ermmm... no
i'm not a gak snorting whore, and have no interest in gossip about whos been doing what to whom in the low rung celeb circles.
[edit] and it'd be nice if you dropped in from popbitch more then 20 times, just to post abuse, or are you a lurker with no voice?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:40,
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[edit] and it'd be nice if you dropped in from popbitch more then 20 times, just to post abuse, or are you a lurker with no voice?
Remember they
are americans, they dont know any word can have two meanings.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:22,
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what I found more funny
was the word 'labor' on the page. Fools I tell you
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:25,
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someone on fotolog.net
calls themselves "nonce". I asked them what they thought it meant, and they said "a trifle, or insignificant thing".
Well, maybe once...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:24,
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Well, maybe once...
Does anyone know where I can find...
a good source of images of airplane safety instructions, you know the sort of thing, how to put the mask on etc..
cheers.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:17,
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cheers.
they have loads of them on airplanes
try buzz or easyjey for cheap flights
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:20,
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dunno
how about the british airways site or
images.google.com
or
www.picsearch.com
maybe..
or draw your own
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:21,
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images.google.com
or
www.picsearch.com
maybe..
or draw your own
what is it with today?
threadwastes galore..
anyway,
www.airtoons.com/ has some already shopped though, but most are just captioned from what i can tell, and may be able to help.
I'm in such a helpful mood today, tra la la.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:21,
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anyway,
www.airtoons.com/ has some already shopped though, but most are just captioned from what i can tell, and may be able to help.
I'm in such a helpful mood today, tra la la.
not quite what you're after
but www.sicksack.com has related stuff...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:24,
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is your job animating things
coming out of people's noses?
because you might be the best in your field.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18,
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because you might be the best in your field.
well
you know when you get an image in your head and you can't shift it till you actually make it?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:24,
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if only...
i'm being made to suck corporate cock at the moment, oh and copy/check/layout 9, 30 page word documents about transplant operation drugs. urghh
i'm a designer not a bloody clerk
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:22,
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i'm a designer not a bloody clerk
haha!
"I'm a designer not a bloody clerk" would look better with "dammit jim" in front of it..
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:24,
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haha
ooh i sound a pit poncy with that comment as well.
it's just not fair!
/tantrum
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:26,
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it's just not fair!
/tantrum
soz
it's just that i'm getting vast amounts of horrible work thrown at me, i've worked 11 days overtime this year so far! and they won't let me take tomorrow off.
grrr
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42,
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grrr
it'll
pass matey, besides, your a dj, not a designer masquerading as a clerk...Jim.
has that girl got coke around the rim of her nostrils?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:42,
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has that girl got coke around the rim of her nostrils?
cheers captain :)
and yeah, though it's not very clear now that it's optimised, best i stick to clerking eh?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:48,
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It was an exciting and dangerous kind've love,
and Pingu knew it would have to end soon, after all, people were beginning to talk
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14,
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and Pingu knew it would have to end soon, after all, people were beginning to talk
if you were really really drunk
and wore glasses and the glasses were a bit fogged up the two on the left could be mistaken for Phil n Tomsk?
(Edit) oh and of course if you had completely lost your mind.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:13,
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(Edit) oh and of course if you had completely lost your mind.
um, i
was actually going to say the same thing. i really was. i'm sorry.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14,
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*points down*
there's three of us who thought it now. of course it would only be true if the world suddenly turned really ugly.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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the world is ugly.
think of how unattractive the average person is. half of the people in the world are even less attractive than that.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18,
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I don't think they
look like phil and tomsk per se, but they do remind me of them in the sense that
a) I was being silly with phil and tomsk on the tube once and it reminds of that night
b) they're both vivacious and boisterous, and that has nothing to do with their looks
c) the girl has that blushing humble phil look, of which I have pictures, and the guy has the wallace wave look, of which I have several pictures of tomsk doing the same.
in conclusion: there are many similarities and differences between the british steel mill of the 18- oh wait. wrong conclusion.
in conclusion: they remind us of phil and tomsk in a jolly, affirmating way, and we enjoy sitting back and appreciating how immensely more attractive they are than those two weirdos in this photo.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:24,
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a) I was being silly with phil and tomsk on the tube once and it reminds of that night
b) they're both vivacious and boisterous, and that has nothing to do with their looks
c) the girl has that blushing humble phil look, of which I have pictures, and the guy has the wallace wave look, of which I have several pictures of tomsk doing the same.
in conclusion: there are many similarities and differences between the british steel mill of the 18- oh wait. wrong conclusion.
in conclusion: they remind us of phil and tomsk in a jolly, affirmating way, and we enjoy sitting back and appreciating how immensely more attractive they are than those two weirdos in this photo.
try
as you might to save your skin but once a girl is offended its almost impossible to take a comment back.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:28,
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hey.
I'm just tryin to save everybody else's skin.
I never said nothin.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:31,
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I never said nothin.
err
Why are you posting random pics that you've found on the net?
Can't you photoshop a kitten instead?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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Can't you photoshop a kitten instead?
Kittens are in the past
the scary rabbits rule all now
I am a slave to them.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18,
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I am a slave to them.
well
the idea is that your make the stuff yourself, not post random stuff that you've found
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:20,
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is the one in the middle
holding on to the end of a dipper gourd?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:28,
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right, due to stupid amounts of threadwaste
This has been made
/edit: this is not threadwaste as it is a brand new piccy made this day!:/edit
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11,
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This has been made
/edit: this is not threadwaste as it is a brand new piccy made this day!:/edit
That's very good...
...makes me want to waste a thread just so you can use it!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:12,
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I think
the heart has been twisted to give the heart shape that it does not normally have.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:15,
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Fiver?
is that you? I told you to keep away from the vats of acid, Fiver!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06,
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Isn't it
Fival.
Calling a rabbit Fiver is a bit odd.
Good pic though, scary.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08,
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Calling a rabbit Fiver is a bit odd.
Good pic though, scary.
no
fival was the mouse from 'an american tale'
sing-a-long
there are not cats in a-mer-i-ca
and the streets are paved with cheese!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09,
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sing-a-long
there are not cats in a-mer-i-ca
and the streets are paved with cheese!
which
is a very short sighted policy. think of the damage cars would do.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:10,
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do you hate Amigas?
all Atari owners seem to be "anti-Amiga" ;)
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11,
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are you thinking of
Fievel the mouse? Fiver is a rabbit.
[edit]b3tan!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11,
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[edit]b3tan!
his surname was Mouskewitz
that is a true fact i know because i watched it a lot when young and it made my cry.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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hello there DPK
how are you, are you back working again, or haveing fun at home?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08,
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Fiver..?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
As if that film doesn't get me all emotional as it is!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09,
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As if that film doesn't get me all emotional as it is!
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
that's even scarier than Watership Down!!!!!
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07,
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Erm.. I give up
Made you pregnant, maybe?
Tee Hee
Woo Yay! I like that.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07,
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Tee Hee
Woo Yay! I like that.
that is a fantastic drawing
though i fear for your mental health ;)
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11,
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Why that rabbit seems to be insanely twisted
You should have posted it yesterday when we were being french. It was a french bloke who drew it wannit?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:46,
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now that
is a very attractive forearm...
and just how do you know the state of my gusset?
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06,
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and just how do you know the state of my gusset?
I know you didn't do
ur pelvic muscle exercises after the birth
DONT SNEEZE !
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07,
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DONT SNEEZE !
stop right there
too much information, I'm not having kids now if it means I sneeze and piss myself.
when I sneeze its never once, usualy several times.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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when I sneeze its never once, usualy several times.
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