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# I went to the zoo this weekend, and saw these.


They jump up and squeek for no reason, all day long.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# *Furrows brow, has confused expression*
Aha!
Now I get it!
Woo for marmite-based punnage!
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that zoo looks cold
and empty
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# If this is true; we are all going to heaven:


Click for big



even those who posted joey deacon/trade centre/john leslie/matthew kelly/spaccy pics ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# sorted
respect due
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# hehe..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Regular Viewer
Bunty Hoban writes...
(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Tee
hee.
(afrayed, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# heheheh
who he?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# stouffer...
:)

not the real one, i guess!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# so like a young..
..Michael Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yes, that's him
hee hee hee...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Arg!
When Giant Fondue Forks Attack! ;)

woo to the pic! :)
(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I think it's
the eye of a needle, or is my sarcasm detector buggered again?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I hope it's yer..
..sarcasm detector!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Quite possibly
Or you may just be using the Frog-Exaggerator instead. An easy mistake to make.
(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Most woosome
Sir/Madam/Non-gender-specific-politically-correct salutation!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# very nice
yay®
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# that
is simply smashing. Whatever next - charliwe's angels dancing on the the head of a pin?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oh yes...
....I is gonna do that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# don't bat your eyelids at me you cheap painted whooo-er
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Woo and yay
makeup on animals in never wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# oooh ducky!!! i mean horsey!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Ohhh, young man
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# saucy
minx
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# that's plain scary
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# lurvely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# no one's said 'I would' yet
which is nothing short of a miracle. Thank the lordy-lord for that.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# sorry
I was too busy wanking.

;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# i would...
say it, but i'm far to busy...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I have.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# De Niros Riverdance audition


Yet Flatley still turned him down...
(Scribble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Flatley'dRiver
even :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# a bit laboured
perchance...
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha! flatley like a fucker
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# great
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# "you
walkin' to me?"
WOO!
(Captain Slasher, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Are you dancin'?
Are you askin'?

Are YOU askin'?

Huh?

Are you askin' ME?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# :D
diddly diddly diddly dee diddily diddly doo
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Wee Nevil
... eventually found employment working in a bar mixing cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# wwheeeee!
I want that!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# weeeeeeeee
nice wake action !
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# ooh splendid!
(however the gender-change is starting to unsettle me somewhat)
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Back
to being a red-blooded fully engorged male member again.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# and your
reply only manages to unsettle me further
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# you could
change your name to mring
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I could
but then I'd become all confused and keep getting distracted by my norks.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# That would
probably happen anyway.
Men eh, tch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# to be honest
they distract me at the best of times. They're very willful in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# snarf
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Throbbing, I am.
Positively throbbing. But in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# there's a way to throb
that isn't nice? I've yet to encounter such a thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# it's called
a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# ahhh
I don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# argh!
curse my overactive imaginiation and mental images with real attention to detail....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i
don't want a cocktail thats had nevil's wee in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# hehe
no verouccas I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# That's hard to swallow.
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Shameless Repost


Sorry... posted it last night and before I knew what had happened a barrage of stuff pushed it off the end... don't shout at me.

(I am the Nuns, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I liked this
I saw it when I spazzed back, so it's nice to actually say WOO YAY to it when you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# It's really good :)
but people will shout at you.
Change it to a link and you'll be OK.. it says so in the FAQ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# It doesn't quite... it uses the word 'panache'
"You could remind daytime boarders
about the posting by providing a link to it, but this
can get annoying if not done with panache - make more
pictures and post them too, and perhaps include a link
to the others at the same time. "
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# panache?
by lenthric?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# panache
was a perfume in the 70s 80s... kinda like Tweed i think.. anyone remember the ads?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I do
my mum used to wear tweed.
I used to say the cat tweed on you again!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# bless
she was at the races or something wasn't she, the lady in the ad...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I saw some mens' aftershave at a Jumble Sale once called
"Stalk"

I kid you not
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# There was a gift pack of
"Pub" in a shop in South Africa I went into last week. I almost bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# yesterday was panache day
so he could have got away with it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# (if you pronounce the ache as in ache then it works
better)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I HAD PANCAKES!
i had chocolate and honey ones. i have a very sweet tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# i will behave in future
honest guv.
(I am the Nuns, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# i forgot about the addition of "panache"
what an excellent rule.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# fuck the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# shameless reposters get their thread jacked
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2819149.stm

although on consideration thats very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# very, very few people
survive. resussitation usually ends in death or brain damage. i think i'd like to be a do not resussitate
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# if i was
terminally ill, yes. or very old.
i think i'd like another crack if i accidentally drowned a bit tho.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# is that the woman who had DNR tattooed on her chest?
goes off to check
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yes, yes it was.
i could have saved you the bother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# no it's ok
it's an interesting story.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I had no idea
the survival figures were that low, but it doesn't surprise me really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# girlfriend's a nurse
scary stories.
she says she would be do not resussitate too.
i think it's watching casualty where they always survive.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I do like
the miraculous recoveries people have in casualty.
C'est tres amusant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# my girlfriend just qualified as a nurse
and got a new job today...
yes... lots of watching casualty correcting things...
(I am the Nuns, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I heard people joke about
medical people getting themselves tattoed with 'Not the Whittington' over their hearts...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Me no
get it
/probably dense
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Whittington Hospital
Huge, underfunded mess in North London with bad stats for survival rates.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Ta
/arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# oh bugger
i'm in there at the end of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Where did she get the tattoo done?
Looks like it was done by a five year old with a needle and some ink.
(bomba, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# if you are sorry
is it then not a shameless repost?
wooyay though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not going to shout
I'm going to bleat.


*bleeeeeat*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# that is severely odd
(if a little naughty - repost, tut, tut),
but velly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Odd and excellent
have a Yay! on me
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# You've broken the rules!
So don't do it again. But the pic is quite, quite brilliant: I would woo-yay it but that would be condoning a repost. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# The unexpected arrival of the Space Shuttle Columbia
Sparked a eerily prophetic reaction from the three kings

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# hurrah!
woo to you....the anti-hummus curse has been lifted!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# monkeyboyblue
did one just like that.. or was it that??
with the quo playing?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# in a similar stylee....
and I am now an expert on Christian Art:)

is it christmas again yet?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Bugger
This happened before with my Tank / Golf Sale effort - and I then found out ages afterwards that Banksy had done it as well.

Warped minds etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# dont worry about it!
i liked yours:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Why thank you
It was bouncing around my head for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that one fucking rocked
it was one of my favourites...
that finished page is quite unsettling isn't it.. all those blinking biblebashers : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Cool
I never did see all of those!

and if I might be allowed a rubbish religious repost...


Or this (betterish)one
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# woo
yay, also houplah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Repost-A-Roonie
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# That no more nails stuff is fine
as long as you use something to hold it all in place while it dries. I find nails work best.
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# And a voice from inside the manger said
"Nice one! We were going to call him Shamus"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# TJ
what resolution do you guys optimise your web sites for?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# So that's what
the TJ in TJ Hooker stands for.

I tend to go for 800x600 as I read somewhere it's the most common. Fucking plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# It's such a bastard
that most people have their resolution set to that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# well i have a higher resolution
but it annoys me when i have to maximise a window. if you've got to use everything full-screen, what's the point of having a windowed user interface eh?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# have you not got
a taskbar?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# nope, i have various funky things but not a task bar
but the whole point of windows is that you can look at more things at once. which is what i like to do.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Can you look in two directions at once
like a chameleon, cos that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i can rotate my head through 720 degrees
fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I thought the whole point of windows
was to see outside.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# gah! outwitted!
prepare for defenestration!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# as brainstuff says
800x600 is the most common (still...)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# woo
yay and hoopla.
Congrats!
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# A single to Hell? Certainly sir.
Smoking or Smouldering?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Whoopi Zoidberg


surprisingly a lot more difficult than I thought it would be, hence it's a bit pants
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# That is the best.
Ace skills mate!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Whoop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop!
Nice one, if slightly disturbing.
(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# AITYMF that's bloody brilliant!
And a teensy bit scary...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# But a great idea nonetheless.

Bite my shiny metal wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# That must have took some time...
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hehheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# no
that is not pants !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Pants?
It great, the look suits her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# awww shucks
I love you lot more than Cheese itself.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Splendid.
Does anybody know when the third series is out on DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# that rocks!!!
my daughter used to look like Zoidberg when she was a tiny baby - she used to suck on the back of her hand so her fingers looked like his mouthparts... we wanted to teach her to scuttle and go woowoowoowoowoo...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# what a cool kid!
My boss talks like Zoidberg. It's a joy to work here sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# woo!
that would make getting up in the morning worthwhile : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# That would be so fucking cool
If I ever have kids, I'm going to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# super
herby!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# yay!
phantasmagorical!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# too funny!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# whoopi!
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! patchman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I know its shit, but I'm bored!


2.5 days until I leave work and B3ta :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# leave?
but you are a three digit member!

Plus I was told that you never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# he's not leaving really
he moving to the evening shift on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I dunno...
I may take this opportunity to break free.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# not likely
it's more addictive then crack.

and if you do, then they'll be no more b3ta bashes for you to attend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# he can come to the bashes but
we'll just bash him about the head for the entire evening.

(and then break his legs :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# True story
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# nooooo!
breaking free is forbidden. Evening shift or we come to your house and b3atyou up.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Its you,
thank the lords, a calming voice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hello gorgeous
I have a little something here for you. It's better than the last one, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Phwoar.
Are you going to let me have it when I get home.
Oh and the meeting is on next Friday, so I'll be in the Shepards Bush area.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# oooh yeah.
You can have it all.
Next Friday? ace. The Bush is a million miles away but we can all work something lovely out. That will be very nice. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Ooh baby,
just how I like it.

*cough*

I can travel to somewhere easier to get to for people, I own a tube map.
I don't know what time I'll be finishing though, so people may have to wait around for me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# for you my dear,
we will wait. I can give you my mobile number or something and you can call to let us know you're alive.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Splendid.
I'm lookign forward to it for lots of reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# that's what i said
fecking shepherds bush... that's not london.. that's like wales or something.

hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Jimminy Crickets!
Tell me somwhere else then, I'll go and meet you lot, I don't mind, I'll have an all day travel card.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i suggest
somewhere in north londonish area?
like islington - but that's me being selfish because it's where i work.. but lots of others on here do too... tum tee tum
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I shall leave it to others to decide,
as long as its near a tube station and it's easy to find I shall be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I used to live there.
Sadly, I now live in Hove.

Any chance you could move your meeting to 1998?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I did.
You went to a different pub.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Give me a front
page and I'll move to the evening shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# thats not the way to get a front page is it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I don't know
it sounds like a clever tactic to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Gimme an 'f', gimme and 'r' gimm.. wha..?
oh. Make something lovely and of course i will, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# but of course
he'll have to spend some time here in the evening s to work on making something lovely enough! :O)

edit - edited into something a bit more like a sentence
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I always make lovely things
Don't I? Its enough to make a grown 19 year old cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# of course you do -
that's why we don't want you to leave. And if you DID get a front page you'd think 'ah ha, my work here is done' and then leave, wouldn't you? Y'see it's all psychological.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# teehee
i thought that said 'b3tayou up' a bit like 'shuddupaya face' - oh well - i giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# aaah good
my favouriite shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# WOO!
is he flying south for the winter.

and you'll only be leaving the day shift, i'm sure you'll still make a valueable member of the evening/early hours team.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Shit, maybe
Fuckin hilarious - you betcha arse it is!

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# oh!
very cool
reminds me a bit of
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# There ought to be more
'shopping of Fabergé eggs.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# maybe that should be this weeks competition
photoshop a faberge egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Tee-hee
and it's even the same bloomin ant!

Took me a while to work out how that worked though
/slow
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Hey, I like it!
And it's better than Adedar's fucking wibble
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# so far i've been task-avoiding all day


does it show?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# What, that you're
Hung like a donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# task-avoidance can do that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# heheheeh
I thought it was sling your ass!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# aw!
poor pony!
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Blimey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Spacefish
-- could you please use your divine moderation powers to delete the threadwasting troll posts?

The board is becoming depressingly un-fluffy.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# sorry
i have the mystical power of approve, but not of edit or delete =/
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# good,
rather than evil?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I should have known ...
spacefish is just too kind-hearted to be an Enforcer. :)
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# i get to do the sexy work
but i don't have to clean up crap

that said, i think we'd all get along much better if we just ignored the stuff we don't like. i know that can be difficult, but hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You're right.
I just saw the red mist...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# *ignores spacefish*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# la la la
i can't hear you ignoring me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Well said!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Hey! I'm no troll.
I post weird Kitten pics too y'know.
(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I don't think he meant you especially
There's just a lot of it about today
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I wasn't
talking about you.

One person has been deliberately and repeatedly wasting threads in a partly successful bid to aggravate everyone.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not sure
it was deliberate.
It's when people don't take notice of what they're being told that irks me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# you're right
and i apoogise for being crabby
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I've calmed down a bit
now, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# woo !
i much prefer the calm bovine to the angry one (less scary) !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I thought the cutting sarcasm
was rather good, actually.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# It was a case of ignorance though rather than trollism
I think maybe we should try and explain initially, the newbies know nothing and need our guidance.
Nyamen.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# It was
to start with, but he still didn't take any notice when he was told.Lets not get into that discussion, fluffiness has returned.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I was getting aggravated, too
Ever since I resolved to try only to say positive things on B3ta, I have been sorely tested, and failed many times.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# It's easy to get dragged in though,
being nasty to people on-line is easy, I'd never do that to people in the real world (not to there face anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# It's their not there
you fucking twat.

Your right, it is easier.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# It certainly is.
Many times I've thought better of it, before hitting the "Post" button. Sometimes, a few of them get through.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# haha
my day at work...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# At least you're
taking regular breaks.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# unlike me
who never leaves!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Me too.
I just keep rewriting my to do list. It's not getting any smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Use
smaller writing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Good idea.
I'll write it on a post it and then reduce it on the photocopier. It will be the size of a stamp by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Use tiny writing
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# please mind the
piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Mental micturants in the area...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true...
check this out:

www.theonion.com/onion3908/bush_offers_taxpayers.html
(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Won't bother, thanks

TJ question - I go away for a few days, and come back to a serious lack of hummus. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# don't worry, doc
it's just today, honest
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Hey!
It's your anniversary next week!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# well you see
it's not true. is it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# You mean
The Onion's not real?

bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# no
and it's not particularly funny either...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I haven't found any of the George Bush
stuff funny yet. Well there's time yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# You have to remember
their humo(u)r's aimed at americans, and therefore may be too low-brow for our highly-developed intellects.

One day I may even try reading some of it. Anyone got the URL? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Just trying to spread a funny thing.
Anyway, When I meant 'true'I meant that the joke described the 'true' intentions of George W. Bush Jnr. So in that way of looking at it, it is 'True'

Wow, how pretentious am I?? ;0)

Don't answer that.
(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# don't worry too much
it's just that there have been lots of tossers here today posting new messages for no need. Unless they desperately need attention no matter how negative to prevent them from facing the futility of their existence and the realisation of their ultimate insignificane, the confrontation of which may cause them to commit suicide in a painful manner, wracked with feelings of helplessness.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# check out this!
the last item on this weeks' statshot: stouffer?
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# American food company
Mentally substitute "Findus" and you won't go far wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# And how could they
microwave clothing?

Did they never see Round the Twist..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] If I could build a robot
I'd build a robot replica of Alyson Hannigan to play scrabble with...

Robo Willow
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Then shag it
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# scrabble??? SCRABBLE????
you'd build that and then WASTE IT??? I'd better confiscate it for safe keeping.

woo pic. yummy! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# trouser
scrabble ?
now pick your tile - it's in the middle pocket, the one with the zip and they keyring shaped like a sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Fun sized mars bar
more like ;)
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# haha
trouser scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Holy Christ!
Where do i order?!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# fucking hell!
i would.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah?
But what if the temperature suddenly drops really low?

Or worse, gets really hot?

W/Y/H for a fannytasthic anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# it's a risk
i'm prepared to take.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# pwoar
metal mingy
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# original pics please!
insert link below and to the right of this post! :)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Yes,
that may calm me down somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# .
First
Second
Third

you might also enjoy surfing picsearch for Ms. Hannigan pictures... I did.
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# *sigh*
She is lovely.
Like an Angel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# .
She am the bestest, I do agree.
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i thought angel
was the bloke - he got his own series out of it, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Stoopid Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Her tits are surprisingly similar
to Lisa's from Steps
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# oh cripes!
it's animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I think I just disgraced myself
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Can i have
one as well?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# yay for punk rock birds
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Woodpeckers
just love that head-banging music
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# yay indeed!
go little punk bird
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# teehee
punk rock girl
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# how sweet
he's listening to Kill the poor isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yay!
what marvellous taste that young fella has:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Dead Kennedys
Are playing Manchester in April
(Alienboy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Hello b3t buddies
I'm a newbie, I'm pretty crap at photoshop and the likes, But some of you make some absolutly cracking stuff. Bravo
(chineseproverb, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)
# AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EDIT:sorry - bad day - have fun and post an amusing picture you made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)
# A man who enters b3ta
is like a tear falling into a puddle of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Eee
you're sharp aintcha?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# dont worry
im a newbie too, well ive posted 70 posts
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, but at
least the chap above isn't a knob end.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# a piece of advice.
Observe what that Adedar fool is doing. Then make sure you don't behave like that. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Welcome,
most people were crap at photoshop when they started coming here, but they would prefer for you to make a piccy than start a new tread without one (it pushes stuff off the bottom, you see:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# and
anyway - a fantastic piccy isn't always a visual masterpiece - the underlying hummus can draw the eye from poor potato skills.
but don't take anything i've done as an example of this !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# The Addictive Banana


Mad flash game. An animated banana keeps up a football. Once you start you can't stop.

www.bananafootball.com


(hamster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Da VI.d


a repost from last night but I forgot to enter it into the competition and don't really want to spazz so far back
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I hadn't seen that
It's really very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:39, archived)
# It is going to be the winning entry...
... just you won't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# grrrr...
it keeps on bouncing off the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)
# grr...
come back....we only want to squish the banana...
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Anyone want to play the pants game?
You take an album name, song name or movie title and change one word with PANTS!

(Cannibal Clown, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I'll pass
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# oh
ok
(Cannibal Clown, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# OK.
Pants



Well...




It was Jaws!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Damn!
I guessed 'Shaft'
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)
# How about
The Pants

Bet you don't get that one...
(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
shaft
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# why why why
would you want to change the name of Shaft?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)
# mmmm teen pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
# the loneliness of the long distance
pants
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Ok then, Pants by Pants
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I did a flash animation years ago
about pants. Maybe I'll dig it up.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)

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