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# Fuck this digging, I'm getting the tube

Bigger
Previous big worm pics:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1245900
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1244852
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
*Pulls crinoline over head*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# where can
i find the original of that pic pls
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Arse!
I've just been asked to work in north wales for a week... hmmm. See you guys next monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# no broadband
mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Less than that...
no nothing! Maybe I can work out how to connect my mobile and palm... not the best type of thing to look on b3ta with but for emails it could be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# yay
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Oh yes
that's velly good indeed.

Angel?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# nowhere else with platforms that wide
/tubespotter edit:maybe euston?
(yorkpete, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I love tube 'shops
So have an LT woo
(yorkpete, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# err
those are young girls are they not? I thought he was a bumgay kiddie fiddler..

/Not proved.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# whatever
its wrong either way
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# it's those
annoying millionairess twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
KILL THE INFIDELS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# oh god
mary-kate(what one name not good enuff for ya??) and Ashley.. you sen the adverts??

"Look they Bend!"

weird..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I'm sure they do...
What, exactly, are these adverts for? SOunds a bit dubious to me... :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# little mary-kate and ashley dolls
you they are secret agents - honest! And their little dog too. Die they must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# multi-millionaires by the age of 16
can't wait for the inevitable drugs/booze addictions...
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Are you suggesting
you want to help them get these?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
#
onion clicky
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# The Onion
rocks!

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# yes
that's alleged bumgay kiddy fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yes
hence not proved - but he DID buy them off..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I seem to recall
though, that the parents took the money very quickly.
If they were my kids he'd been allegedly molesting I'd want to see the transparent dancer brought to justice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# but if he paid you off with lots of dosh
you could pay someone to 'do him in' then still have lots of cash left over. maybe
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I think he's the
most protected man in show business.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# only physically
mentally he's out there on his own, the poor, deluded fool.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# you could probably
train a chimp to kill him
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ssshh!
don't blow the gaff!
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# right
*puts chimp back in desk drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I thought he wanked them off?
I am insane and therefore not responsible for what I say or do.

Much like Jacko.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# AND
they're now legal, in this country anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# .
yeah but they're so damn annoying anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# are you saying you wouldnt?
...because eye wood
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# My brother tells me they are 17 in two weeks*
Unbeleivably weathly brat


*I may or maynot have a brother

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# More like
he wouldn't want to touch them...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# also if you do
you'd break his noce
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bling bling


previous compo entries (a couple were over the weekend, hence the linkage; also: me likey this comp - FACT!):

www.b3ta.com/board/1294588
www.b3ta.com/board/1297773
www.b3ta.com/board/1298572
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# ooooo
tangy mindpiss; same dvd cover as below!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Except the one
below is a video cover.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# aaahhh
i've been wondering why the tapes keep getting stuck in my PS 2
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .




(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Compo
entry?

I've been saying that a lot today...
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# ooops
forgot to select compo entry
(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# That's such a difficult yoga move!
Put your head UP your arse, and feel the beat.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# oooh, satire.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I like it
good use of an old favourite there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# This is my mate, Marmite.
At least he says that he's my mate.
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Brilliant
that's so good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# you either love him
or hate him.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# don't
trust him, mate
(screamingchicken, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Unpleasant.
I'm eating.

Has he got little socks on ?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# loon
but it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# very very very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Excellent!!
and a good excuse to use my new woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# is that
a weapon of mass destruction you're holding there?

in that case, I think I'll have to take it from you, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# No....its a um....
..rather large... erm.... apple skinner...
yes... that'll convince 'em
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Run! It's a Huckerfly!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# run it's
a irritating cunt (Mick - not you rob..)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# It looks like his hair is crawling with nits.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# flash is SOO good at animated gifs
not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# But in this case it adds something new.
A certain je ne sais quoi, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
#
I don't know what je ne sais quoi is.

</irony>
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I don't know
why you don't know that...
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# it's
exactly what it says on the tin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Caution: Seek medical advice if swallowed
Do not induce vomiting!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# his hair
is crawling with nits
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# that'll be why it looks like
his hair is crawling with nits
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# And missing female fans.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# he has fans?
he has female fans?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# put the
ears back roxy
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Have YOU seen Emma Noble or Donna Air for a while?
Well, have you?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yeah she got
ears as well.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I believe there is a small ecosystem in his hair.
The missing female fans live off the nits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# and she's silly too!!!
run for the hills!

they're coming from the hills

run away from the hills if you see hills run the other way


i'm thinking about trashing my blackadder tapes soon..
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Fuck!
A Huckerfly.

(nowe keep repeating that phrase, add some bass and drums and dance baby, dance)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# um...
I just bought voodootrombonequartet.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# yowl
swat it down
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# that is
terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Rub Huckers magic cock
and he spawns.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# thats even worse
he must die now!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# argh!
I'm trying hard not to picture that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# ARGH!
i need a lighter and a can of deoderant. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# holy fuck
get it away!! get it away!! get it away!! get it away!! get it away!!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul McCartney Films presents........
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Bow
bow bow.

Byy-yee-up
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# shurely that's
bomb bomb bomb
aye ee ah
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Erm...
bum bum bum
aaieeya!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Bum Bum Bum
Aaliyah.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# No
That's 'love of the common people' by Paul Young
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# those were the days...
"Iron out the rough spots" - the lady singers on that song were sexy (of voice - never saw any videos an' that)

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# when he was with the Q Tips
he had lovely backing singers

His first hit was called TOAST

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Good song,
I like brown bread, white bread...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# 'twas on TOTP2 the other week.
Quite entertaining...
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I did my exam
for my silver dance medal to The frog chorus
i was a rabbit who woke the dragon flies up
/true story
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# there's a photoshop there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Starring
Lily Ponds
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# but i love that song!
how can you call that a bad song?!
woo to the pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# You bastard!
I've spent two days trying to think of a decent Frog Song post.

Oh well, have (begrudging) Woo, Yay, Houpla - for that is very good.


In other news, that was the first song I ever bought
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
I am laughing at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I have no defence.
Still, at least the T U R T L E Power single was bought for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# ha!
Got you there, i didn't buy the single. I bought the album!



shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# So did I.
thankfully I've forgotten all the songs.
Apart from..
"Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja, GO"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# my first record too
solly bout that
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# No worries
I doubt it'd have been any good if I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# If you gaze too long into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you. - Nietzsche


I think I'm gonna quit drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# you might try
that. obviously less weed would help a lot
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Nietzsche was THE MAN
I've read a bit of his stuff and he rocks.

Worrying pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# so did hitler
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Hitler
also wore trousers, that shouldn't stop anyone else from doing the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i feel
it should :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# a man is
not defined by his trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Are you Tina Turner?
:D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# shit
foiled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Thus Spoke Zarathustra?
dodgy as anything :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Spake
Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake Spake.

Don't they teach anything at school these days? Heathen.

edit: hahahaha Thus Jeremy Spake Zarathustra!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I feel so
undereducated now :(
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I feel
so underappreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# shakespake
speareSheare.

i'm playing with your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# were you wanking as you wrote that?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# i'm in the office
so no I wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# You shouldn't let these things stop you.
(admittedly it's easier when you pop in on sunday so you can take monday off...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# actually
i'm not getting payed for the job. it's voluntarily :)

and there are big windows on my left, and the neighbours are watching me
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that's not an abys!
It's obviously just an overpriced paperweight.

The abyss was all watery. The TV told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# What did Nietzsche know?
"God's first blunder: Man didn't find the animals amusing ..."
More kittens for Mr Nietzsche, please.
He continued: "Woman was God's second blunder."
Need I say more?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I guess nietzsche
would have liked women to have had a few more breasts or something...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Heavens Door
(Gingermick67, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I rather like that song,
in fact I rather like all Eric Claptons stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Even his ill-advised dalliance
with drum & bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# ooh, not heard that
any good? (im guessing not as you said ill-advised)
tears from heaven is a great song. would song pretty good in DnB if mixed right
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# his acoustic version of layla
actually is better than the original (except for the piano bit at the end)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I agree,
that whole album is good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Eric Clapton is shite
a music critic writes
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Bollocks
he is great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# no
he is shiter than a shitey shite thing on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# You know,
I think we're going to have to agree that I am right and you are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I agree
with whatever he said
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# OK.
he is shite though
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# you can not
knock a man who is clearly one of the best guitarists alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I'm with you on this one
he's done about 3 good songs.. the rest is shite and he is very very overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# When is your album coming out?
Can I visit you backstage?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you don't need to be
able to play music to dislike it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# he's blinkin' great
you great northern twassock
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# No.
He's shite.

100% of OPINION
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Jazz Jizzer
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I love this level of musical debate.
Thay should write like this in music magazines
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I thought this was www.nme.com
damn
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# i thought it was a Bob Dylan song
i am i stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# no you are right. It is a Dylan song.
Clapton is shite you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# you're right you know
Clappedout did 'tears in heaven' about his son taking a dive out the window
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# thanking you
see, Clapton is stupider than me, i've never dropped a baby out a window
(well i never been caught)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Jesus went out on the piss, and left his keys by the door.
Dad said "Fuck it, you can sleep outside tonight".

That's why jesus is in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You bein gay
Awright mick, mine wis well better, see ye later.
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Compo
entry?
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Hotel Rooms So Far
65. Ni
64. Boden
63. DuckieMonster
62. Sargant
61. Schweaty Minge
60. Quelebra
59. Johnvile
58. Mr.Flibble
57. IceDragon
56. Smash Mash
55. Someone
54. PointyMetalGuitarTom
53. Thebear
52. Martian
51. BoyT
50. Wooltech
49. Mictoboy
48. Solly
47. oCo
46. Lora
45. Armhole
44. Reverend Dan
43. Terry Nutkins
42. Nibbler
41. Cassidy
40. Munkt0n
39. Pootle
38. Joshwa
37. Barry Bethal
36. Zak McFlimby
35. Fabulous Dancing Yak
34. Sigsy
33. Girl, I wanna take you to the Gay Bar
32. Dr Phil Kitten
31. M3Essential
30. Haberman
29. Gazelle Hunter
28. Chaos Time
27. Sir Sand Goblin
26. Artamnesia
25. Undulating Tentacles of Love
24. Strange Quark
23. Samsonite
22. Thirty Dirty Birds
21. Lost Pixel
20. Jasonandreas
19. Tef
18. LP
17. Hotdog
16. lbft
15. CynicAl
14. Blyerkit
13. Jonas
12. tliafftratriafftl
11. Sunshine Elephant
10. Koit
09. Wildheart Baby
08. Automatic Mince
07. Boot
06. Eater of Other Peoples Cheese
05. Mushroom
04. stüp0t
03. Likwid
02. Timothy Crippins
01. Reception
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# It's StrangeQuark
(nospace)
/pedant
([sic] You're ad here?, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] mother knows best...
(The_Notorious_Mini, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# pea-roasted threadjack
(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# wtf
(screamingchicken, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanna be in his gang? er..... no ta
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Compo
entry?

Ah, too late. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ta
my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# No biggy. :)
Crap joke:

I bought a new voice activated car steroe the other day; it's pretty cool. Say "jazz", and out comes Herbie Hancokc. Say "rock" and out comes Elvis. Say "funk" and you get a spot of George Clinton... Nice.

Anyway, I was driving to work the other day, when two kids ran out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to avoid running them over... I wound down my window and shouted "Fucking kids!", and my stereo started playing bloody Gary Glitter.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I've never heard of Tax Free day....
does that mean from now on, all money that would go on taxes now go in our pockets? or is it just for the day...

im trying to work out if I should declare all my earnings right now or not.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Today is Tax-Free day.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I need proof
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# They do it in Texas and North Carolina
once a year. Not sure if it happens anywhere else...

Edit:

You can consider, as a UK resident, that 7th Jun is your first "tax free day", i.e. the total tax you will pay in a year is roughly equal to your wages up to that point. (For an "average" person.)

Look here for a bit more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Oh!
I don't pay taxes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Then you
shall burn in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# You never buy a drink?
Or clothes or anything else on which VAT is imposed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Perhaps
she steals everything... Or lives in an airport and shops Duty Free the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# So does that mean
tabs n drinks cheaper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I did
Mr. Fiddler on the Roof...

/obscure Carry on Camping reference...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Heh..
that am de best.
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that
is fantamabulous
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Lulu is going to make a mint on this one


From an idea by Pollollups
Apologies for the almost crass lack of effort on this one
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# yay!
that song is banned from the radio in time of war. Which is a fairly good argument for being at war ALL THE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# FACT
the first record I ever bought was by Lulu. It was called "Me, the Peaceful Heart"
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I've got that on wax cylinder
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# "crass lack of effort" indeed
I consider 5 minutes spent on a pic an epic task.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# arf!
enter it in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I always forget to do that
done now though.

Must stop now as I've done 5 and my bandwidth is rapidly disappearing.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# That's what happens if you front-page your own posts
!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# There!
There on the stair!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# sorry
want me to un f-p it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Nah
Just didn't realised it had frontpaged.

As always the ones you slave over get missed, the ones that take 30s end up on the frontpage :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha
busted!
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# superb 'blurb'
woo yay yah!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# What are you talking about? The spork is fucking there.

P-Dog
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I thought it said
spack.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# tut tut
you've taken off everyone credits.
wait till p dog gets hold of you, he'll probably spong you or something
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Nooohhhh.....
The script I use on that page does'nt currently display any comments, but on the blog one and the real p-dog site im making, i'll have credit.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I am Carbonated Milk
http://iamcarbonatedmilk.com/ .

Are you? Please submit pictures of people (including yourself) BEING carbonated milk.

Many ta's.

David
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# no no no
that's too silly. stop it, the monty python guy will shut this website down
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Spamming fuckmonkey!
www.b3ta.com/board/514917
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# god!
how did you remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I didn't.
I used the search.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# cunning
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# stunt
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# shame
I know, but not everyone catches every post, like you. It's not like I'm making money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# And they'll never bother to if people keep reposting things!
How are they to learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# so threadjack dont threadwaste
www.b3ta.com/board/1301889
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# heh
who brought you up? :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Elephants.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# HONK :)
(do the swan do the swan)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Hmm.


AND IT's A FUCKING GOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# gâk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Now that
is just fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# you might need
to explain it..
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Do you work for the Arts Council of Great Britain?
No? Do you want a job?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Home of the bagette
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# There's
a man with a moustache and he doesn't look like milk, he just looks sad. :(
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# lack of inspiration
calls for desperate measures
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
incredibly purile.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# That's impressive
He didn't even use joined up writing, that's bladder control
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# That well hurts!
Stopping mid-flow!

How does it affect lay-yay-dees?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# It's actually
an exercise recommended to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Is that a good
or bad thing?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# It's a good thing
If you have a pretty strong pelvic wall it helps combat incontinance
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Can it be
used for evil too?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# It can be used
to squeeze during sex. Which isn't evil, but it's eeeevilll* when you're not expecting it!


* meaning goooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# i think
horace must have been more desperate. ps never eat yellow snow
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# yay for Horace and the ZX
Oh the memories
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Miiiinnnnnnddddddpppiisssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# !
195.167.178.230/g/mindpiss/
And no. I don't know why I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# sounds more like
moindpissss
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# who has
actually done this? Only once, a couple of years ago, and i was so chuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# It is
a lot of fun
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I remember completing Rolands Rat Race
It took me literally years to get past the last screen, and you get a black screen with "Well Done Ratfan" written in the middle.

Spectrum. Window. Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Health and Safety Regulations
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I'm sure that's funny.
At some point.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# hmm. not as funny as
fat people though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Oh Pep!
Stay off the cakes.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I'm not particularly fat to be honest
just never found laughing at the way other people look that funny. ahh well.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Oh Gahd!
www.wyotackroom.com/images/clothing/kerrits5.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# we love you pep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Winnet.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# winnet!
Now that's a word you don't hear in the north!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# or
the south.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# nor in flanders


obviously
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# for some reason
I thought you were in Brazil...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I will be
in a month. but that's just third-world aid. I do live in flanders.

or in my treehouse in the occupied wood. i'm a bit of an anarchist in my spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Insomnia on Wardour St.
Is just after the junction with Winnet St.

We nearly lost Stouffer when he choked on his pork and pickle pie as we passed it, poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# ah ha...
but what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I'd tell you
but my non-filthy board personality does not allow. Over to Martian or some-such ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Because it's largely
associated with the south...

...if you get my meaning...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I know
I spent 3 months in Bognor last year and it was all I heard, I'm very happy to be back up north
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Where they say Tagnuts.
And crinnets
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# um...
no they don't, not where I am anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Are you BELOW the arctic circle?
Or not?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# only just
And slightly to the east
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Location, location, location!
Are you a moomin?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# fat people are the funniest people in the World
I am significant evidence for this *FACT*

However, this fact excludes Lisa Riley.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# And me,
I'm a fucking riot...I even own a few whacky Hawaiin shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha!
you comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# do you? hahahahaha! You crasy guy!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I'm mad,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Mad?!
Is that what you said? Mad?

Well you'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing me appliance.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I said
MAD yeeeeessss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# you must be -
imagine if you were black or gay or anorexic bulemic or something - shit you'd be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I don't mind
as long as I'm not Ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# too bloody right.
That's not mad, that's a federal offence.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Pep is a nazi.
I have proof:

www.femme-fatale.nu/~scum/Protest9.JPG
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Pep is lovely
and I shall not hear a word said against her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Well, how about this?
Here she is with her so-called 'friend'.

62.173.67.141/photos/edinburgh456/nazis.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
that's quite a funny pic.

"Ooh, heil hitler"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Bovine. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
You are SO capricious!!
;)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# So I am.
And you'll hate me anyway cos I am fat...and I don;t know what capricious means.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I told you before Bovine.
I am a chubby chaser. You are my ideal of beauty.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I am everyones
ideal of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Don't get 'funny'!
:¬*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# gosh -
how did you find that picture of err...me?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i have
a strange yearning to push really fat obese people over and then laugh at them as they try to get up without anyone helping them.
and then running away from them when they finally get up, because they won't be able to catch me!
(Cervantes de Léon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Remind me
to kick you in the knackers next time I see you, then we'll all have a jolly good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Don't browbeat yourself.
I have that urge constantly. In reality, nobody would help a fat person if they fell over. The vet bills are enormous.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# it's not
it's just random
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# woo
yay and for
b3tadaq
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# You can tell they're agents by the eyes...

/re-lurks
(lostpixel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# and by the huge amounts of chalk on their suits


which they obviously get from talking to those slimey monsters too much
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# and
their intense looks of deep concentration
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# And them
being elves in another film.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Chroist!
I just got that...

And there was me thinking i was a film-ubergeek.
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# And by their bad dandruff?
.
(checkers, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Isn't that the
Nescafe Gold Blend advert?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# no reason...
these are not real flies...
fly 1:you been drinking coffee again?
fly 2: yeah, it's given me a right buzz...

/coat.
(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# woo!!!


p.s. you also forgot your pants
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hmm
souldn't send quiet messages about that

/childish implicator
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# A
ahhaahahahhahahaaa!


/wipes monitor of tea..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Bad Punnage !!!!
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# woo yay for being better than my one


repost
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# ah!
you made it transparent! It looks way cooler now, and it was good to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# someone
is being super nice
although the pic is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I am always super nice!





on the board
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# maybe you could try that
in real life too
you could make lots of new friends..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I could never like anyone
who would have me for a friend.

/Groucho Marx
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# i knew you hated me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Whoa there!
Enough of the self-loathing people!

Had we met on friday, I reckon we'd get on but then by SM's criteria he would then reject the friendship.

There's just no helping some people...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# that's ace
that is
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# They look 3D to me.
I just tried to eat one.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# dont try
to swat 'em, - you'll break your monitor...
(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# yay!
you am funny
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# woo yay
and ive learnt half my mechanics1 course this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# mechanics 1 is top fun
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# woo
and groan :)

note to self, stop them drinking coffee it'll stop the buzzing
great
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# aaaarrrghhh..
deadliiines.. damn b3ta crack :-D


p.s. if anyone saw www.b3ta.com/board/1303353 yesterday;
I mailed Tony about it through the address on his site.. wonder if he'll get back to me.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# It's a MAC !!!!
run !!!!!



Im equaly adicted
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Macs are great
This is 100% of fact.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I heart Macs too.
They shit on sad PCs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# One mouse button?
ONE MOUSE BUTTON?
ONE MOUSE BUTTON!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# do you have
issues with there only being one mouse button?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Yes.
And when I had a Quadra840AV (a long time ago, now) I used to have issues with there being three ways of ejecting a floppy, only one of which was "right". What's wrong with a goddamned button?

Macs are the computer for the rest of you... :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I hadn't
picked up on that
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# useful for people with one finger
of course
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# *cough*
Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer; USB; £30; works out of the box

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# So why only one button
on the standard Mac mouse? (And what was with that godawful "puck" thing? Steve Jobs is an idiot, and Woz is no better...)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# They scrapped that
when they realised it was shite.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# it gave me cramp
mind you, so does crouching in a small box for 6 hours at a time
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# My dad's bigger than your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I hardly think that is possible:
www.storybridge.com.au/Personal/Images/FatMan.jpg

No go and tidy your room!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# that fat man never will
unless he has some serious structural support.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# aye
ooh.. just got some hummus too; thankies!

deadline go byebye
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I love deadlines
especially the wooshing sound they make as they go by :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# DA
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# threadjack sorry
will i be able to run either of the b3ta icon sets on redhat which is finally arriving tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# NOT THE RED HAT OF PATFERRICK!!!!!!!!!
www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0149.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# heres
what I should be doing
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Fuck a sailor!
that's a mess.
Get it cleaned up for goodness sake! That griddle shall need scraping.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# it
does :)

but I'm addicited doctor halp me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Just turn off the pc
and do the washing up.
Its not hard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Student
kitchen?
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# None meant
Lots taken.
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# nope
lazy bastards kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Good to see
you din't get confused with Tony Hawk's website.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :-)
Have you seen Tony Hawks' (the other one) website where he shows the emails people send him about skateboarding!

www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding/default.ihtml

very amusing indeed
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I love that sat,
the whole tone makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Then I suggest
you make like your infinitives and split.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Early version of the matrix

I know everyone hates matrix posts, but sod it


...especially crap ones...ahem
(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I hate that post
:P
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I hate
the postman.

(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I've
heard a song called hate your milkman
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# your postman?
or just the concept of the postman in general?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I don't trust
people that are up before 7.00am



or gypsies
or ginger people

(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# it's
ALWAYS

before 7 am
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Would you happen
to be a ginger gypsy who rises before 7am?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Burn her!!
Burn the witch!!1
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# arf arf
great
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i like that ...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# chupa
meu pao
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# ming
fow ping
(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# 16-Bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# 8 bit
damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

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