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anyone here heard of homegrown? I stumbled across one of their songs in the middle of the night on mtv2 and really like it, I think its called "you're not alone"... well worth checkin out. not sure when its out really... soon maybe?
what has everyone else been listening to?

(play1236, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

titwank

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

soapy

or dry?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

covered in wasted threads

preferably

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

you're not sticking your arse out the window again are you?

it's just that the sun's gone in over here.

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

THE SKY HAS FALLEN!!

/Chicken Licken

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

The flying ants

are out in Sussex today. Be very careful if you go out.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

Oh dear,

the screams of THEY'RE IN MY HAIR, THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!!! will be heard across the borough.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

ooh

so it has. Not guilty yer honour.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

you

are the first lady whom I have ever heard us the term titwank.

Will you marry me?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

Lord you

should get out more.

Or stop your girlfriend being so damn ladylike!

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

or ask her for a ....

/old mac

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

hahahahaha!

She was just on the phone and I asked....

she hung up.

:-?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

who you calling a lady?

And I'm not marrying anyone, sorry.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

not even Jesus?

SINNER!

INFIDEL!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

Duh!

soapy!

who listend to dry titwank these days?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

spam anyone?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

only if I can

have pickle with it on wholemeal bread with a side order of onion rings.

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jsut peopel, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

but that will be 500 quid extra per head
so if you look like the fear you owe me a grand ok?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

i shall be listening to

The Darness in a mo, just bought it.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

*shakes head*

oh dear oh dear oh dear

oh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dear

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

WHAT.....

Glam rock RULES!

(High Pitched)waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

easy tiger -

you;'ll get me running about screetching 'Love on the rocks with no ice' and shattering the windows in a minute.

If it helps at all i was listening to Clutch earlier.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

heard a great phrase the other day:

to rock like a man, you've gotta scream like a little girl.

perfectly descriptive of the darkness...

(grampski, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

I'm selecting songs to play at a wedding

therefore I am listening to god-awful crap.

Oh joy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

i refer you to

The Darkness. Or Come on Eileeen. Or Jive Bunny.

Or The Beach Biys or the Beatles. Or the Happy monday and the stone roses - how old are the people getting married? Old Manchester bands always seem to get played these days.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

Well, I'm on home ground there then

they're only 21-22 though :/

Their first dance is to Al Green, lets stay together. So that's my starting point.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

saw them at glastonbury

their version of street spirit was great

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

Me mate went to their album launch party,

he thought that song was being in heaven.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

Glastonbury.

I'm still very pissed off I couldn't go. grrrr. mutter mutter.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

it was rubbish dont worry *

110% lie

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

grrr.

I had a pass, a lift and a place to sleep and a bathroom and kitchen and everything.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

what happened?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

work and a load of old

bollocks. But mainly work.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

yes

even radiohead couldn't compete with it!

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

yay

for the darkness!

i got up early at glasto just to see em, they were ace!! :D

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

Mingebiscuits

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

altogether clowns

on weebl and bob's site.

great mix

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

fuck off

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

dylan playing the hurricane

spampot

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

Voodoo Trombone Quartet.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

they're the

greatest ever

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

hhmmmm

Schism
Capdown
Publicide
[spunge]

Oh, fuck it, I'm not writing it...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

Fi Fi Foe Fum...

(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

Yes yes yes

have a woo!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

ha ha!

loon.

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mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

I had flu one day

and this was the result...

www.wh1te-leopard.com/files/AntAndColesie/Pages/OvMainPage.htm

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

i had a budgie that died of the flu once..

flu under a bus...

hmm - looks shit written down

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

hahahahah. I have never heard that before and i am ashamed for laughing out loud!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

ah,

the old ones are the best ones ;)

(and its certainly one of the old ones, sigh..)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

Nice.

Boy shit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

It's

in the newsletter

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

and on the frontpage

Bov, you utter sausage!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

The what?

And whats this ne-weslet-ter I keep hearing about?

What is this earth thing called 'kissing'?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

and swanki ng

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

and it's on the blog

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

I never read any of those

so it's news to me :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

what, not even the one at

www.b3ta.com ? it's very good, you should

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

too busy posting irrelevant messages here

;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

was that not...

...in the newsletter last week? Fucknuts!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

i like it

the cartoon that is

not the poop

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

hahahahahaha!

fantastic!!!!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

compo entry?

biggest ass

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

Arf

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

that's...erm...

well...interesting to say the least:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

BUM

GAY!

Joey 'A' Con
Joey 'B' Con
Joey 'C' Con

Joey Deacon !

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

Gilbert longed for a life at sea....

my first pirate !

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

I want him.

NOW. Give him to me, or suffer the consequences.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

you heard the woman

hand it over nice and gentle

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

Press Gang him...

It's what he wants after all...

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Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

I'lkl do more than press gang him

I'll give him a reet old Dexter Fletcher.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

Just don't give him a

Julia Sawallaahallaawallaaalalahalla..

he don't like it none..

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Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

partial to a Lucy Benjamin no doubt?

Christ I'd forogtten she was in it

www.yoyo.org/pressgang/characters.html

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

She stole your hair.

www.yoyo.org/pressgang/images/slides/sarah.gif

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)

She stole your blouse

www.yoyo.org/pressgang/images/slides/julie.gif

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

I deserved that,

although it looks like one of Thebears shirts.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

you can't really say you

need more sea gulls darling. You have quite enough living on your roof already

(

Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

I found it difficult

to sleep in Spain because it was so quiet.
He can be my portable seagull.
The gulls nicely spread rubbish all round the front door of my building this morning. I do love them.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

I just pictured that scene

taking place in a pet shop.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

pervert

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

prefect

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

I was Head Girl

at Junior School.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

woo yay for fluffy pirates

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

yarrrrrrrr!

fuggin' woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

a long, hearty

woo yarr for you

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

He's ace!

Yaaaarrrrr

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

Avast ye!

that be woo and yay!
Yarrr!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

He wouldn't have done well with the competition

(Kimbo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

Aw!

that am most cute!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

Awwww!!

Yarrrrrrr!!!

It is bwootiful!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

bored.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)

Cool!

Is that stuff like playdoh?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)

tell me that's

6ft tall and made of plaster...

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)

and you have a keyboard the size of a labrador!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

i have actually

my hands are enormous

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

You know what they say.....Big hands....

...big gloves

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

i believe the keyboard in the background

unfortunatly suggests otherwise :/

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

it would be better

if it was made out of cake.

CAKE.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

everything in life would be better if it were

made out of cake.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

not kitchen work

surfaces

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

or my wife

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

ahhh c'mon,

you're wife would be great made of cake, as would you, young man

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

I suppose...

...though I would constantly get chased by dogs.

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

I'm covered in cake:(

This is actualy fact, I just sneezed and fell apart in my hand...it doesn't have any snot on it though!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

CAKE

it's a made up drug!

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)

make the fucking donkey nod more

and it shall be done.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

tell us who you love

and we'll think about it ;)

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

hehe

i can't break a promise.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

Oooh

so she's a b3tan?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

yep

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

obviously

:)

he posted the i love you image on b3ta

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

Cool!

And another Yay for you and one for her!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

hehe

i thankyou

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

I know he's just said yes

but you asked if 'she' was a b3tan?...This is Berk you're asking...the bumgayest of them all:) it could be anyone with that filthy little sod.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

well it aint you

and you're the only b3tan blokey i'm after atm.

and it is a she

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

Yes I said "SHE"

because the other night he told us it was a lady him be in luv with.

So NEENOR!!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

He better say me:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

Shaving foam ?

sweets ?

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Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

Yay!

top scrollage!
woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

That's pretty!

Have you thought of doing your email address like that so you can post a picture of it when/if people ask:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

good plan

need more tho, may go into town

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

Just

flatten your two berks togther:)

That sounds rude

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

probably glass cock

definately a thread waste (sue me)
but this is why i hate macs

www.aznlilou.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/videos/Apple_Switch_Parody_DivX.avi

you will probly need to right click save as cos IE cant stream this

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

Aren't the parody switch ad things about

a million years old?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)

We need more of these kind of links on

the front page. Everyone should have a good old search today, so I have something to look at in my break.

(

Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)

good sources of links:

www.memepool.com/
www.popdex.com
blogdex.media.mit.edu (excellent, but seems to be borked today)

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

and

f*rk

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

I've nothing against Macs

it's the people who use them I can't stand

/runs for her life

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

/runs after

/remembers he's using XP
/stops
/pants
/heart attack
/dies

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

thinks of all the advertising twats on pc's....

hmmm.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

you have a point there.

I'll trade my PC in for an abacus ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)

The Phone Ranger!

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

Yay

And Arf to the punnage!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

arf!

punderful :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

Yay

That's grrrrreat!

La lallal al al ala la la lala!

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Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

Wonderful!

I really want one of those phones.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

rob a midget cowboy of his clothes...

..and you will be halfway there!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

what?

again?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

Rob's no midget cowboy

well, not the last time I looked

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

I dunno,

I can picture it...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

so can I

although I'm trying desperately not to.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

*fingers in ears*

la laa la laa la laa la laa

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)

Jesus!

When'd everyone get so good all of a sudden???

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christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

Yay

lovely

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splorp ®, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

VERY nicely done:)

Me likes!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

thx (^_^)

now back to work.. :(

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

grone!

but lol too!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

Woo!

That am fantabulistic!!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

woo yay!

I'm liking that very much!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

brill

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

Ring Tone Tonto

w.y.h.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)

Apple Juice:

click biggidy

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

ooh

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

blimey

to worth1000.com with you!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

Why?

Jus' curious, but why go to worth1000?

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

it's

a place of very 'special' photshopping.
some really quite high class stuff that obviously had time spent on it.

it is, in a way, a compliment.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

funny thing is

i reckon a lot of the stuff here is much better

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

I would go along with that...

...and less pretentious.

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

true

w1k is very pretentious and still has quite a lot of unfunny american shite on it.
thats why I am here most of the time.

Though the tutorials are very good.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

tutorials are good

i'll give you that

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)

I keep getting kicked out of Worth 1000 comps..

Because I have 'bad taste/am sick/twisted..'

Most of it's pretentious wank anyways..

Here's fun and quick, so YAH BOO to worth.

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Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)

And funnier.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

and there

aren't all the cunts making sarky comments. I hate all b3tans.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

I like it here better...

..besides, I can never leave....
EDIT: Three FPs in three days....count them THREE! *grins and smokes cigar like hannibal in A Team*

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

blumee

I must not be trying hard enough these days.
So close to the magic figure, yet so far...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

animate a monkey on a motorbike....

...bound to get you there!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

hahahah

My anim skills suck.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)

sounds perfect

mine do, i can make a tiny little image about 200 px wide, with six frames and 4 colours turn into a 3 meg epic with barely the click of a button...

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

very true.
spend ages fugging about with frames to find it racks in at 200k.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

per frame

in my experience

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

Stick them up your arse.

Oh - it seems you pre-empted me there.

:p

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

marvellous

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

yay

for bendy straws!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

blimey

thats a bit rare!

woo yay!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

Now

my wallpaper.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

creep

Only Joking,x

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

*sly kick*

;)

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

Nice

have a kiss.

Mwah

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Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

oooh

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

Now wipe yourself down,

you disgusting creature.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

*wipe wipe wipe*

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

lick lick lick

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

You can talk

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

I'm a real boy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

liar

Pies and cakes do not a real boy make!

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

Do to,

do to.
Get back to the stock markets with thee...and your braces.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

fine....be like that

I was only being a bully, like any true friend would!

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M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

I like pies and cake

and I'm a girl is that alright?

(

Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

that's fine

as long as you are dirty

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

Prolly not enough

I'll go outside a rub myself down with some dirt.
I'm off - bye!

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Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....*SLAP*

(

M@rkoni, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

I'm hoping she is

she just kissed me

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

I'm telling on you;)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

Excellent

yes, excellent I said.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

coo!

that's splendid!
woo yay houpla!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

wow

that rocks!

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

ooooooooo

class!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

large portion of woo

with a side order of yay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

CONGRATS ON YOUR FP STOP DON'T EVER STOP

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

bit

good that is !

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

that's fecking egg-shell-ant

that is.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

Magritte

Pack your bags!

(Fairy Princess, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)

Belgian? Moi?

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

top shoppery

woo!

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lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

That's

mightily professional

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corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

oooh

That's boootiful :)

(Liv, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

bad idea, badly executed

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

It's quite well executed I think! Woo!

Although I think Popt_Art beat you to it by some time :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

ahh well

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

on her behalf...

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

hehe

looks like some *shudders* time was spent on it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

He was wanking as he 'shopped it.

I expect.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

haha

it's a possibility

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

me no made that..

popt_art did.

I'm not that good.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

most

honest thing you`ve ever said!

;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

heheheh

cnut :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

w.ranek

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

was she...

*ahem* nice weather today.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

so you were wanking while *she* shopped it eh?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

cant remember.

Probably not now that I think of it..

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

eh? eh? eh?

*cheeky wink*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

dont ask me..

I was drunk I believe.. Or making a frog picture. Probably drunk.

Speaking of that I must get dressed and go into work and then go to the boozer.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

yes i

like it very much.

woo to you sir.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

ROFL

if i had a new wooyay id post it for that...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

i managed to make this last night

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

nicely done!

I like that lots

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

I know

thats been done before but that is quite a smooth redition so most woo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

hooray!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

Yay ..... with a twist

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

hello

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

lol

i want a go on that

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

yeah

because you love poo, you do.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

I talk shite,

yes. Poo rules. Better out than in!

speaking of shite, I'm listening to the Foo Fighters..

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

oooooooh c'mon

they not that bad!

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

Most are :)

"All my life" is worthy though..

Kazaa is great - it was supposed to be Coal Chamber. Foo fighters instead.

Searched kazaa for the Slipknot video (coz I was in the crowd - lumpbucket too I believe) and got Naked Lesbian Oiled Wrestling instead.

Musn't complain tho :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

hahaha

yeah gotta love kazaa for little quirks of fate like that :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

You say Foo Fighters are shite

and then you openly say that you were at a Slipknot concert?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Fool!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

I like em

and I'll hit any man who doesn't think Dave Grol is god.

HAve I spelt that wrong? I think I spelt it wrong.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

Really?

Well. Cant argue there can I?

yes I can, he sucks :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'll tweak your ear and you won't like it.

Then your girlfriend will defend you and we'll get in a fight with lots of slapping and scratching and I'll lose and my boyfriend will come round and get you.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

I'd pay to watch that.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

That doesn't surprise me.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

Grohl

met him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

I thought

it had an h in it!

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

hahaha!

taking a ride on the poo shute?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

Eeeeuuu

poooo!

(

splorp ®, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

I smell a fortune coming my way.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

smells fishy

to me...

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

odd

very very odd indeed.

Watched the tw33n by the way. Looking good :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

bit like you

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

what? odd?

or looking good....?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

looking good

in lycra

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

Arf!

Olfactory fun all the way!
woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

I prefer the old binorkulars myself...

(

christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

NORKS!

hehe!
I did one of those too, lost it now.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

ahem

*pushes binorkulars into satchel and wanders off innocently*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

Madman,

the stocks for you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

mental

care to elaborate?

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

have done

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

Madness....sheer lunacy

have a woo

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

Life on the street 2

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

eh?

(

splorp ®, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

crazy

man

(stay back - I have lurgee today, hence not being at work)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

most horrifyingly gigantic pigeon

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

make it a compo entry

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

done

Why does it reset to normal after previewing?

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

why do birds suddenly appear?

how long is a piece of string?
where are my car keys?

these are the unanswerable questions in life...

(

new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

the answers are behind the sofa..

thats where everything is..

Actaully, if you want to know stuff call BT information. They know all.

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

who

borrowed your stapler?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

Because.

Just because*.

*This answer will serve you well throughout your life. Good for most occasions.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

YAY.

Good news. MadMich (one o me programmers) got a Job as a games programmer at Rare!

YAY!

*so we're all off to the boozer! on the upside it means that I should be able to get some of his salary when he goes. YAY*

He says that he's going to spend the rest of his life programming the bounce on lara crofts tits. On that note, whats your ideal job? And why should you have it?

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

Beer taster

plenty of experiance.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

Fredjack

Nice message thingy
here

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

That job

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

erm.... bed tester

or servant tester

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

is he going to be doing

lots of motion capture of real tits?

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

how rare!

sorry...

err, musician, rather unsurprisingly...

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

Yipes!

Nice one!

(mr chimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

Character animator at Rare..

not bitter at all, nonono...

(

Prof. Slocombe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

chap on university challenge this week was something like

scarlet lion pursuivant for the royal college of heralds. imagine how cool your business cards would be. so that i think.

(

new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

but they wouldn't fit in your pocket

He's probably got a porter or serf to carry them around for him.

Or a smurf.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

Lord of the Solar System

But I keep getting turned down - apparently I'm over qualified.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

Subject

Web Design, 3d Design, Game Testing.

I can do it all, I even have the qualifications to say so. Unfortunatly no one gives a flying Fu*k and dont want to hire me.

I love my life.

repost because I'm back in that mood.

Where that pink error message come from ?

(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

The truth about the Great White.

...by the way, I was wondering if anyone has compiled their experiences with getting chosen for FP, maybe in a previous post? I've been trying like mad, making many of my posts 280 px's wide, and generally working hard on making good posts, but I never seem to get it quite right. Is there something special that the Magic Donkey looks for that I'm totally missing, or are my posts just too lame? Any insight will be greatly appreciated =) All my previous posts are in my profile (except for a few lame ones that are hopefully lost in the archives).

(And no, this is not some wacky scheme to get people to look at my stuff, I am genuinely curious).

Oh, and just so people don't think I'm a Fame Whore: my purpose in here is not to get an FP. I take tremendous joy from the comments people give my posts, and that is more than enough for little ol' me. That, and of course all the things all you guys post; this is a truly beautiful place. It's just that it would be really cool to have an FP =D

---
EDIT: Thanks all, I think I got it now =) "Stop trying" Consider it done =)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

fnord's

law

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

which is? =)

I'm new here, so you'll have to be a bit more specific (well, you don't *have* to, but it would help) =)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

you only get one

when you reach the point where you nolonger give a shit that you've got one

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

the very brief surmise of it

is that things you work on for ages usually take more time to appreciate, whereas ideas you have that you can put together in 5 minutes have more of the instant laughability appeal that gets chosen for the front page.
Plus spending 5 mins on it you're not expecting it at all to get frontpaged because you aren't really trying for it.

There's a more coherent version way back in the spazz

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

is that real?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

I'll take that as a compliment =)

And yes, of course it's real. I'm just a really great photographer ;-)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

Well

the criteria is this

Funny/interesting/original pic
technically superb
New and exciting
Animals always help

No porn

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

funny and or clever and or well made and or surreal pics

should get on the fp.. in theory. Depends on the amount of crack the MD has been having..

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

give him more crack

He's not feeling well.

/gwar

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

The sure fire

100% jobsagood'un way to get a front page is to stop thinking about getting one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

That's actually what I've been doing...

I just got curious today =)

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tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

wooo

your FP's are excellent!

*smarm*

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

Yes,

cos I'm great.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

You am.

I'm hungover (even hungunder).

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

hehehe I remember Bez's Tips

from the Sunday Show

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

Oh,

and you're my hero =) saw the B3TA Canteen for the first time yesterday, and it totally rocked my world =) Thank you.

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

139 msg

and your complaning?

im on 1700 and have none
someone on here is on closer to 4000 and hav none

patience my friend it will come :P

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

it took me nigh on 4000

and lots of begging to get a sniff.

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

Yay

I got one with less than 500! It was crap though... :-)

(

splorp ®, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

i got one after being a member less than two hours

*brags*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

pfffft!

(

splorp ®, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

What

did you smell of?

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

I'm not complaining =)

I was just asking, because as a newbie I'm sure there are plenty of things that I'm not aware of, and I thought it couldn't hurt to ask =)

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tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

I love that pic

and there is no law, I've made numerous realy realy funny and good pics and the crap ones always end up FP'd.* There is no law its just down to whos moderating and if they like it.
the rest is fnords law.

*this may not be true.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

I think that Fnord is God.

Oh yes.

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

woosome!!

some glasscock news for ya:
www.b3ta.com/board/1543019

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

I think

you have enough hummus to make the front page some day and probably not that far away either.

At the end of the day it's what captures people's attentions. Animations tend to be more effective due to the movement. Both of my front pages are anims. Other FPs are stills of exceptional quality (eg HumanDescent's work) or because they tickle someone's funny bone (eg Kitty Meow Meow's trip GIF that tells the tale of getting to a b3ta bash in London).

The best thing to do is watch what other people are making and what gets favourable comments. Those pics are the ones with the special qualities that a) get positive feedback and b) get FP'd!

Good luck, TofuKitten!
This comment will self destruct in 5 seconds...

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Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

stop trying to get a front page

and just post stuff that you like

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

I haven't been trying

although I thought keeping my work within the 280 limit wouldn't hurt =)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

but of course

everything you post should fit the 280 limit... just in case ;)

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

I have had loads

the secret is spend hours and hours doing a great idea which you think everyone will love. Post it and then while waiting for the FP to arrive make a quick and dirty pic involving a kitten that takes about 2 seconds and post it. That'll FP and the masterpiece you made earlier will be largely ignored.

Foolproof*

* not 100% FACT. Actual Front Page may vary

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

USe the force.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

like this suggestion bestest!

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

Call him Luke

that'll add weight.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

Raping the web today as there's

been nothing to look at for ages on the FP.

How about this for art, pictures drawn/painted like shots from a computer game depicting real life events, such as the assasination of Martin Luther King.Nice.

(

Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

this

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

nah

that's shit

;)

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

you

know it baby !

Is oCo still about?

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

don't think so

he was on flibz earlier but he's gone now

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

someone's ringing ?

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

lurker!

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

what's

up with the Lemurama?

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

It is going quite well ...

but quite slowly too since I have to fight my natural laziness and my lack of html/php skills.

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

least you have skills mate , I'm sure it will be faberoo ! :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

You disgusting spammer.

www.crapjuggler.co.uk

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

makes

you sick doesn't it?

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

To my giblets.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

that am fab

but i'm sure i saw it linked on the FP aaages ago

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

this is probably GC

but I'm loving it

www.pimphats.com/pimphats_03pimphats.htm

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

and as you should

sir - fab

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Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

check out the suits!

www.pimphats.com/pimphats_03pimpsuits.htm

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

This is fucking with my head

The spots chnge colour - but they don't!
Madness!
Mother!

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Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

I have that as my

wallpaper....mind fuck

(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)

yay

cal is a genius :)

he's doing loads of stuff which is nifty

*happy dance*

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

yay!

that am good :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

yeah

was experimatenting this morning.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

you

bad bad person..

now I'm even more confused than normal

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)

vulga made a site

with it pasted over and over

it killed me

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)

So what's the afterlife like then

(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

lots of naked.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

naked I like naked I also like

muff

(British_Bullfrog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

surely the afterlife is like the beforelife...

and I cant remmeber much about that.. soooo....

*maybe its all lies* :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

heretic!

*sets fire to hugo*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

if you're 555 then I'm 666

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

what

the neighbour of the beast?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

YARRR!!

I be jacking this here thread, I be!

Pirate Image Archive ahoy!

(OB1, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

Yarrrrrr!

I can't waits fer International Talks Like a Poirate Day!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

its all to do with the sachade movements made by the eye innit...

where you only get accurate colour perception t the fovea and the rest goes crrrrrazy

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lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

*ahem*

*cough*

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

heheheh

nice one :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

when

universes collide you should call that :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

oooooh a clever pic....

...and a google top spot. Woo to you.

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

I was showing off again

and was expecting the usual 3rd-4th place.

I'm as happy as Larry, me. :o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)

Larry is a jovial chap...

...bless 'im!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

mmmm

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

Whoupla!

that am great!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)

WOO!

two of my favourite films melded into one.

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

Shall I do

56 more of them, then?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

well

*I* would not complain.

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

woo

that is 100% of ACE

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

Woo

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

woo yay houpla!

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slight yoinks!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

Life on the street

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)

barum

tsch!

hehehehehhe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:17, archived)

when i'm king of the world

I'm going to ban littering.

I hate it.

People should be killed for excessive littering.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

arf!

nice work!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

those bags are a bit

old skool, are they not...?

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Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

And Brighton

would be quite a distance from an American street (note the road sign)...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

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