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[challenge entry] You know... I think this could work...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I reckon
that could seriously take off... I`m sure Heather Mills would like some comfortable shoe for lounging around the mansion with Sir Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Paul McCartney
Bought Heather a plane for her birthday...

and for her other leg a tube of inmac
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# veet
surely ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Not-for-profits always steal the REALLY good ideas...
www.oddshoe.org/index.shtml

(lainsw, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue99/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# blimey
that's early.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# yep
we stayed sober. Makes the writing quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I could kiss you
(in a non-bumgay way)

Time to consume some serious Guinness to celebrate! Good luck for the radio thingie.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# kissy kiss
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# UGH!
get away from me, man!!

Are you going to the Camden thingie tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# wasn't aware there WAS a camden thingy tomorrow
but shall be in hampshire, anyway, for a wedding.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Don't you check
the pub scheduler?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# not regularly.
i go in, put my name down for stuff and then leave.

what time does it kick off tomorrow? i don't have to be in winchester until 7.30.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# no idea
sometime in the afternoon - somebody`ll probably stick their mobile number on m3ss3ng3r
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hmm
anyone got an e-mail addy for misteralfie?
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# no but I've got
his mobile number (m3ssage me if you want it)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# i'll be alright
(see below)
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# apparently 2.00 pm
at the Wetherspoons in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# beezer
i shall see you there.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# excellent
Now all I have to do is ensure I'm not up all night playing with my new broadband connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
...as you call her.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# odd.
i just went to that to check it was otu and it was. and then you tell us its out.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hurrah!
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# bloody hell
9/10 on the serial killer/programmer thing.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
#
8/10. woo
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# 6/10
Not so woo.
(OB1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I made the newsletter!
*gobsmacked*

Wow, thanks Donkey, wherever you are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# donkey sleep now
to be awakened next thursday for another round of nodding and stamping
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# When he does awaken
give him a carrot for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
#
filthy
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# No,
a nice clean scrubbed one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Woo!
The link I submitted made it in :D
(OB1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Woo
to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# that's early!!
did you poop the bed this morning?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# looks like the wedding site might be real
as it thinks its this guy

www.scottswork.co.uk/

who appears to be a web designer for a living
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I salute anything...
...than promotes the wearing of eyepatches.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] tutu for Juan
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# now that's just silly...
and I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# don't mess with my tutu
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Danger
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# 8 on the
snigter scale
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Warning! Punnage at critical levels!
Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# smirk
mornin!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Saw it
a mile off.

made me snicker all the same!

w/y/h*



*delete as applicable
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# arf !!
made me larf that did you little sex monkey you
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# He he he...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Oh so original
not... Should have looked where he was aiming.



Click for more biggererererererer
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# your username
outshines that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# the post doesn't contain the word
cunt though, only the username.

You can imagine my disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# does your disappointment look like this?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i love that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# only because
he looks like a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# oh yeah!
even his hands look like spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Can everyone still smell my tumpsy?
It seems to be less gaseous than yesterday, but great guffs of stench seem to be filling the wards near my private room.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# ewww
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# you need an
onken biopot
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Good idea.
I'm starving.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# but you
won't need a spoon...
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# have you been picking
your scabs?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# *imagines real hard*
Aww poor you..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# every time I post
my post contains the word CUNT because my name is attached to the post and hence is a part of it... Clever? Nah!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# oh oh oh!
threadjack! I made the newsletter! WOO!

now to find BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Buy one
get one fear
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# the perspective
makes it great.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I've not got
the hang of psp8 yet
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# i wasn't having a go
i meant it.....

sorry....*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# You're doing great
Although I find the way to best do the fear is once he's selected contract the border by one, it gets rid of that little half-white outline.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# good thinking
I shall be trying that and also trying desperately not to do a million cunting GOLF SALE compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
i am ashamed that thought entered my head
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# i'm special
i made a psp picture tube of the fear (and a few other memes)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Have you got a
Golf Sale
Your Face Here
Glasscock
pr0n

one I could have

or even a bandwagon one?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# err
nope i dont have bandwagon memes. just kit memes for easy access and storage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# yay!
the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# tiger-lilly

bigness and earlier snapdragon
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# i have a cat named tiger lilly
(Cyrus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# he
does...

...i have two (see piccy above)
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I have a
tiger name Lilly Cat, but do you hear me boasting?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Sometimes I can,
late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# In that case
I shall hide in the cupboard.

Note to self: Buy cupboard for hiding purposes
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ooh pretty!
me like.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# ooooh i did one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Afghan whig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I came across this rather underwhelming offer in my local One Stop..



(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ouch!
the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# *Honk*
hehe
(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# BOGOF
or should that be

BjGOF

hmm
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# *parp*
:)
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# titter
that made me smile, and considering how rough I feel, that is a major achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# heavy night then? ditto
i find i'm at my most creative when i've got a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# there was a mini b3ta bash
in brighton last night, and I didn't get enough sleep, before having to go into work this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# arf
top punning :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# very nice
made me think of the wife pushing mexican joke.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# te
quila?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yep
that's the chestnut.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# That made me
kaugh out loud, even through my horrendous hangover

[kaugh? Laugh, innit]
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Crikey!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# hehehe !
excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# that took me a while....
nice
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Haha
ah
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!
Lets all see how tenuous we can make this. Top darts.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Look what i didnt have to shop!
(I helped save b3ta! fuz_kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I would.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# haven't
you already?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# No,
Or at least, not while sober...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Life
imitates b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# YOU SICK FUCK
FUZZ KITTEN LEAVE THE POOR THING ALONE YOU WOULD PUT A PIC OF A SPASTIC UP THERE OR A BLOKE WITH NO LEGS YOU CUNT!
(sexkitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# i really don't know


huge, mostly because i'm rather pleased with the grass (about 300 layers all in)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# but that must mean small is floating in the air
because otherwise he'd be behind far away
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# 300 layers?
What for? It's not even that great! [/cnut]
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# the grass
and i know it's not all that good, but i like to make an effort
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# me no understandy
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Father Dougal?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh I see
....
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# surely they are the other way around
-
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Tv guides in truth
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# ahahah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# heeheehee
you sick puppy you.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# yes.
TVgohome influenced me far too much.
Am thinking of doing a tribute page to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# is it true that he gave up
because real TV out-weirded him

(richard blackwood getting colonic irrigation on prime time tv... i ask you!)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# dunno
he doesn't update much anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# yay
Cough... 'approaches'. Sorry, I've been proof-reading this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I tried proof reading once,
I was shit at it. I read too quickly and I've spent too much time on the net to notice any spelling errors unless they stand out like a flaming homosexual in pink spandex at a Neo-Nazi rally.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# It's actually quite difficult
to do for long periods of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# shite.
you're right.
Darn.

/edit
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I'd happily
watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# thought you might like this
atlanta.creativeloafing.com/2003-07-17/rant.html

be careful what you read in public, i know what you people are like...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# fucking hell
thats pretty sad
(edit) i mean sad in an upsetting way, not sad in a saddo way
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# blimeh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Makes you think, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# She wants it


I was wanking as I made this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i bet you were
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# This will be mindpiss


But I would.

Again and again and again, I would.
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# yes
so would I.

I would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I'll take the one on the left.
She's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# are
they siamese twins?
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Doesn't matter to me.
They're fit enough to pull it off. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I like their lipgloss
woo. tongue-ness.
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# The words Village
and Bicycle spring to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Problem with
that being?
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I don't mind. As long as it's not like sticking your
cock out of the window and fucking the street, we'll get along famously.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# "Doing a Neil Armstrong"
It's like waving a flag in space.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Fanny like a:
1) clown's pocket
2) wizard's sleeve
3) yeti's welly top
4) badly packed kebab
5) big capacious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# OR
6) a furtrapper's hat
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bill posters bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# ewwwwww
...unless...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i think
you are welcome to the potato-faced wellands
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Aye
They is mingers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# yes, she probably does
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I dunno....
They are on this page
windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Thgere is not a single one
who I wouldn't have to ask for ID first.

Even then, I'd probably get chased by her irate pikey father trying to get me to marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I agree about the id
but to be honest none of them interest me that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Keeerrist
you ain't wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# blimey.
i would, many times over...

edit : err, and what supermoore said ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# psssst, any places left for tuesday night?
my work jaunt's just been cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# my
WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i hate to admit it
but i've got that page bookmarked already...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha
me too. in fact, i don't know my moore's professing ignorance, as i sent it to him yonks back.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# funnily enough i got it through the randimaginator
i knew it would come in useful at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# wow
what stylish painted on eyebrows and jayleno chin(s) that one on the right has!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I might be alone here....
but I wouldn't....



...ahh who am i kidding.
(Onions, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hello :)
how much did you say you wanted for the bearguin?
I deleted the m3ssag3 !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# err i think
it was 12 (tenner plus 2 for packing and posting). cuz it was less complicated than bees. i'll have to go out and buy a jiffy bag now...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# did
I give you my address?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# eyebrows like that scare me
I can think of no reason for it other than she used to have a total monobrow and had all her facial hair removed by surgical electrolysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
love that! I said the eyebrows need doing but I did not expect them!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Hopefully
Solly or Kitty meow meow will be able to supply a photo of me with a rather dashing moustache from last night and I shall do a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
*fits of giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well you should have
animated the eyebrows too. They are so so in need of shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# porn
foreheads
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# What's the one on the left looking at?
(This, one would hope.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# New Image Challenge

Regrettable Special Offers

Timing is everything in this world -
what was a great deal on 54th floor
office space one day can look a little
tasteless the next. Knock us up some
special offers to make our toes curl.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] DELETE THIS BOARD!
ONLY $9.95!

Edit: and get the first compo entry to #100 in for free!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# hee hee
nice username. Hope you never lose your cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# If I do I can just open up google again
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# that number changes all the time
a couple of months ago it was 400,000
then it dropped to 200,000
now it's risen to 500,000
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# oh
well I can just go to page 3 of the echidna challenge then
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# oohh..
maybe some enlargement-stuff was used?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I keep
getting emails about enlargement. Is that what they're referring to?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# i get them too,
but are they about google enlargement?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# ELNARGE YOU'RE GOOGLE BY UP TO 23%
RESLUTS GARANTTEED, 100% NATURAL!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# gee..
it would be great with a giant google!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
#
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Yay!
I voted for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i'm thinking of a sicker 50% off
involving sept 11. but i wont.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Office space
now DOWN in price, sort of thing?

I think everyone thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# well
50% off is the big give away really.... knocked off the top..
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Trying to come up with something
tasteless, but not too tastless was quite difficult and I must thank the b4ta weenies for their help in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# b4ta?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# b4ta proof read the
newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# its what you do to
f1sh
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# friday woo
so I've been doing a slap-dash-Flash-thing
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# that has to be some of the worst masking I've ever seen
BUT, that really made me laugh!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I like
the crude 'i can't be fagged to cut out, mask or optimize images' thang ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# well done
(tolerence=50 antialias=ticked)
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# mm
i adore that song. And i rather like the camp Robin Hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Hello you!
Everything alright down there?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# rarr
yeah, not bad. Had a nice night at Smirny's yesterday. Looking forward to the weekend?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Very much so
although wether I spend it with you guys down there or not has been thrown into some considerable doubt :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# why
why why why why?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Can't say on here.
MSN or m3ss3ng3r for an explanation. Quick mind, I have to go in 15 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# that;'s
a bit of a personal question, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# pffft
Wotcha mate - did you see the pix yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# strange
but woo!

On an unconnected note.

www.drcomenge.com/mona/mona.html
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# it won't
let me put collogen in her eyes.

what boring game perameters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I thought that.
A bit limited in scope, but 15 seconds of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I wanted to
CUT HER FACE UP!

and....breathe......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
#
and beat her about the face with my penis until she's black and blue
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# that'd take
you some time would it?
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# nah,
*thwack* *thwack* *thwack*, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Woo!
C'etait fantastiche!

I'm gonna be humming that tune all afternoon now - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Evolution had been particularly kind to the woodpecker

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# that's a bit boring
TRUE
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# hur hur hur!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# pea-roast....
(Clownkiller, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry


No snail for sweden. :/
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# doesn't work
my eyes feel fine
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Use your
priffle vision.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# It might not..
..work for blind people. Are you blind? Your blind or from sweden. My webspace doesn't like sweden :(
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# just keeps rollin on.
.. woo
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I feel dizzy
woo to fucking my brain over!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

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