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This is a link post Bjrork Explains Television
A Ronseal Video...

(Not GC...I think.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Lasted half way
she does try very hard to come across as a nutter
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOOOOO!!!!!
I love Bjork; my gf knows I would leave her in a jiffy if Bjork was available.

She's just absolutely f*cking mental - she's making no bloody sense at all, in that accent where you think she surely must be taking the piss the first time you hear it.

Right, that's it - I'm off to listen to Desired Constellation.
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that was ace
you can see she almost looses it a couple of times and just nearly cracks up laughing.
"you shouldn't let poets lie to you, i read that in a danish book"
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the worst boom operator ever.
Nice story tho... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way she pronounces 'city'
and she sounds welsh at the end.

Lovely video.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post this was here yesterday!
i remember cos i was on msn...

but its still brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah! Stop trying to refresh my 1988 teenage love of Bjork.
Or anyone else, for that matter. Bah! Love? Bah!

Bah!

*weeps furiously*

Bah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post scary
eyebrows
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If *just pooped off the popular page*
counts as GC, then yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder
why she needs two watches?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucki9ng amazing
I wish I had bjork as a teacher when I was at school.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post SIEZURE INDUCING GALAGA EMULATING FREAKOUT
3 levels into it you'll see what i'm speaking of...
 (huffindongs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 110 million - First go!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew
That was intense. Nice find.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 486402261
Wow. Is this good? I don't know if thats good or not. I love the daft numbering though : )
 (Dang, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
210376430
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hat was over an hour, phew
273,839,758
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 7:07, Reply)
This is a normal post great game
175 million and now i have to do some work. But for some reason, my eyes don't work as well as they used to!
 (Smashing Pasties, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Completed it with a score of 264427927

That is a very intense game!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have no idea
how i managed 486,402,261.

Can someone explain??
 (Dang, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Xara Xtreme Brushes & Painting Tips I made this!
This is something that I created this week ... I know there are a few Xara Xtreme users on here. So thought it might be useful to post this here as it's something I've created to help people paint with brushes.
 (Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post dizee's opinion
sorry if you've all seen this
 (halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
That's quite good. Did Paxman call him 'Chief'?


Edit = BRAAAAP!
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOOOOO BRRRAP

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Thank God the Horses did not kill the missing Xbox'r

So perhaps it was the deer hunters after all.

Edit: I was highlighting the typo, as the reporter used foal instead of foul, as opposed to the story of the kid missing.
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA, Oooooooooooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post this makes me
sad :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it makes me sad too.
I hope that one day I will be strong enough to tell my kids that daddy takes away toys not to make them sad, but to help them learn a lesson, and that one day they will thank me for it. There must have been some strange sh** going on to make a boy run away just because his xbox was taken. When mine was taken away from me, I rejoiced and brought a PS3, hid it in my room and play it secretly whilst doing my homework.
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man that sucks
its been on the message of the day on cod 4 and waw beta. really hoped he'd turn up. poor kid really feel for his dad
 (slimey slug, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I am curious as to why the Police are credited with the photgraph.
Did they prop up the corpse and pose it?

Or was this taken before they blew his zombie brains out, then hid the body in the woods so they could 'find' it later?
 (thediscokingpin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like Bill Posters will be prosecuted
It could his real name, and not that of a Police Department.
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post s'ok
he'll respawn soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine LOL!
Must of been Hardcore Search and Destroy....
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post Tarzan rubber band
Apologies if it's glasscock!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post A short stop motion animation I made for Halloween... I made this!
I'm a bit late in posting it here, I know!
Made using whatever household stuff I had to hand - a still camera, some copper wire, corks, buttons & tinfoil.
Given the simple materials and the fact It's only about the 3rd stop mo I've ever made, it's a bit basic. Still, I hope you enjoy...
(symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post May I be the first to say
That was rather cool. For only your 3rd stop mo, it's good! Keep it up, and don't forget to give us a stop-mo CDC some time!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta v much!
CDC?
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Think it means Crudely Drawn Cock
If i'm not mistaken.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! Thanks.
Now there's an idea for a project...
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
Gets a bit weird towards the end with the flashes I could make no sense of
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Citizens of Angrywhitecrackervania Jeer Obama Victory I made this!
In the wake of the pandemic of wild fits of joy and celebration touched off by the news of President-Elect's Barack Obama's victory over John McCain Tuesday evening, there remains one nation that has remained immune to the fever.
 (Chinaski11, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Shadow Dance
Programmed by that guy who electrocuted his face in time with music...
(exyzed, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fair to say
He's technically gifted, but a total loon!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooo i enjoyed that
though i think maybe i wasn't supposed to, perhaps i was supposed to be filled with a desolation of the soul in these post revolutionist times.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post BBC shuns David Bellamy for denying 'Cimate Change'.
"According to official data, in every year since 1998 world temperatures have been getting colder, and in 2002 Arctic ice actually increased. Why, then, do we not hear about that?

And my opinion is that there is absolutely no proof that carbon dioxide is anything to do with any impending catastrophe. The science has, quite simply, gone awry. In fact, it’s not even science any more, it’s anti-science"


Global Warming or 'climate change' is a scam, and it will be used to force you to pay the imminent 'carbon tax'.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post SACK HIM.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So I guess this
And this cancel each other out?

(BBCnewslol, but it is literally the fisr link on Google).
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you used to be normal?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't this place used to be funny?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The article made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I signed up
for a puerile digital arts community.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post [ Dekionplexis is no more...
...it's surely a group of b3tan's using the same account, or it was given to the Goat as a means of being able to post without havng to talk.

Either way, not worth the bother of replying unless you have a strong opinion on the matter, of course.]
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy your Carbon Credits now.
www.mygifts.co.uk/gift-ideas/carbon-credit-gift-pack.html

I'm insane me..Wheeeee!

Right, I'm off.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post why "right I'm off?"
The worst part of you posting this guff on /links, is that you promptly say "right, I'm off", presumably so that you can't be drawn into any sort of rational conversation about the piece.

You might not be insane, but you are certainly being a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually I would, but I have to do my shopping.
I'll check back later.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT!!!
Leave it a while, someone might actually care by then..
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Right..there we go.
www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/550481/the-mammoth-global-warming-scam.thtml

epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Minority.Blogs&ContentRecord_id=865dbe39-802a-23ad-4949-ee9098538277

"New York, New York – Scientists skeptical of man-made climate fears meeting at the 2008 International Conference on Climate Change in New York City described the “absolute horror stories” about how some scientific journals have engaged in “outrageous and unethical behavior” in attempting to suppress them from publishing their work in peer-reviewed journals"

"Dr. Ferenc Miskolczi, an atmospheric physicist, resigned from his post working with NASA because he was disgusted with the agency’s lack of scientific freedom."

The IPCC clearly has it's own agenda. It's reports have massive errors.
globalwarmingquestions.googlepages.com/ipcc


"proponents of MMGW have been funded over the past decade to the tune of $50 BILLION whereas the sceptics have received a meagre $19 MILLION. In other words, MMGW is a giant cash cow for scientific researchers, while those who refuse to latch onto the poisoned udder find they risk professional suicide.

Even so, the number of scientists now ‘coming out’ to declare that MMGW is a monumental fraud is growing by the day."
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
We all still don't care..
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post If they ever decide to tax methane
my arse is fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
your arse is fucked regularly
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post your dad said so
;0)
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post how the fuck can anyone deny climate change
the climate does nothing but change.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
You're confusing climate with weather. That's normally the trick of the tinfoil hatters.


I'm drunk, btw. Again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't drink before breakfast
\edit John Harris a bioethicist from Manchester university was on Womans Hour the other day and I thought it was you till I checked your profile :) I take it he's a colleague?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can honestly say
100% of the times I have met you, you have been drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post balls
the climate changes all the time. it gets warmer and it gets colder. the question is if we have caused it. if we have there is nothing we can do. scienists say so. i saw a telly show about it on bbc 4. so there.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he got shunned
for being a UKIP candidate, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't feed the trolls.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Feeling the heat now !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post George Monbiot's already taken Bellamy to the cleaners over this:
www.monbiot.com/archives/2005/05/10/junk-science/

I don't know why Bellamy persists with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn
your pathetic, hysterical posts aren't even that engaging; you just come across as an immature fuckwit high on random crap you come across on the internet, without any understanding with what you are on about

Which makes you come across as a bit of a prat
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the Goat
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm ....
I have had this thought for years that global warming has been hyped up beyond normal intelligence for years. Al Gore has been a cunt in denying millinia (sic) of evidence ... all he needs to do is go down to the Natural History Museum and look at the global warming chart to see that this 'time' is actually cooler than a few thousands of years ago. The Earth aint some kind of weak thing ffs - this is just part of the Earth's warm phase ... albeit a degree higher with man's help. In a century or two we'll have fucking penguin's skating on the Thames ... FACT.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post ABSOTIVELY POSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORKIES NSFW
Beware, this be pr0n. But no ordinary pr0n. It made my tummy feel a bit funny and my palms sweat. Anyone who could get it up under these circumstances deserves commendation.
(Will remove and immediately resign if anyone is offended)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good to me
Would try it, just to say I had
 (schmandi, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There must be something wrong with me
I'm looking at that and all I can think is crikey! That's a bit dangerous not wearing a safety helmet!
 (GONEism, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.
helmet.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd hate to be the spotter for the 2 of em
hope he's wearing a poncho
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ
porn is getting pretty niche these days isn't it. whatever next? Arctic Sluts? Motocross Lesbians 3?
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Will gaz you about Motocross Lesbians 3

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If only Cliffhanger were made like this
It might actually not have sucked!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
i think she does suck, amongst other things.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post touché mr monk
touché
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can safely say I've never seen porn like that before.
And I am the largest consumer of porn in Western Europe.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
holy shit I thought this was just a pisstake:
www.struttergear.com/products/CLUCKING_INFOPAGE.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's exactly what I thought of!
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post but did she feel the earth move?
no, no she didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If this was Ray Mears and Kate Humble...
this would win, and win BIG ... but still good anyhoo :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont
spiders do that stuff all the time?
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 3:44, Reply)
This is a link post UNFECKINBELIEVABLE
MP calls for Clarkson to be sacked over joke that contained facts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
but there's at least one truck driver that hasn't murdered a prostitute.

It was the one who murdered that family on the M6.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post omg!!
he's written a "strongly worded" letter to Mark Thompson.. Clarky is for it now...
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post show how stupid the beebs "complaints section" is
www.b3ta.com/links/243475
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ridiculous.
Clarkson should be sacked over the fact that he's a blithering chode with nothing to contribute.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I find him quite amusing, though this, apparently, is a controversial viewpoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm, things are getting a bit strange in this country.
Doesnt Clarkson pretty much own Top Gear? How could they sack him?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post there's no way they'll sack himover that
especially when he called Jamie Oliver a 'bit special needs' a few series ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, let's calm down a minute
Yes, it is rather silly for an MP to be doing this, but given the fact he is an Ipswich MP (where the prostitues were murdered)
he would have to be seen doing something about it in his professional capacity, otherwise, he's not really doing his job properly.
If he didn't do anything, he'd probably come in for just as much stick from the locals for not airing concerns from a few people in the town.
his personal belief on the issue may be completely different, but he would need to be seen actively doing something about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post As an Ipswich resident, who knew one of the victims
I can see this for the tedious oh-so-outré gag it is. It's not offensive to me, just dull, textbook Clarkson. Of course Chris Mole had to say something, as did the local paper and the manager of the rehab clinic in town (nice bloke). They may not expect results, but then the Daily Mail hasn't jumped on it yet.

I'd like to see Clarkson sacked, but not particularly because of this, because he's generally a massive ignorant fucking cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mince your words, tell us what you really think about Clarkson ;)
/from over the border in Norfolk
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm lucky
I'm getting tickets tomorrow to see Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart in Waiting For Godot in Norwich next April. \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, I'll be beating you to it when the box office opens at 9.30 tomorrow ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh...
Gaz me and we could meet up :) I'll owe you a bev or two for what you've done for us re: Paul Dacre.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post still pursuing it.
hopefully getting confirmation on status of it at the Mail tomorrow :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaaarfak
me too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love waiting for Godot.
Any tickets left ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Agrees
^
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I can't understand anyone wanting to get into politics :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree
This is plain old bandwagon jumping
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post the 'calling for him to be sacked' bit, yes, I totally agree
given the recent events elsewhere with brand/ross, but the premise behind him complaining in the first instance is not.
/humble opinion only
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post In that he saw a joke on TV and didn't find it funny?
I could understand if he specifically represented truck drivers.

edit: I'm not being argumentative. I'm just avoiding doing any work.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe, no worries
It's not that I don't think he found it funny.
As I said above, his personal belief in the matter may differ from the general appearance he should be seen to give on behalf of those who voted him in.
After all, he may well have come in for stick for not speaking up or saying anything. Part of it definitely
jumping on the bandwagon, but the other part is being seen to do something, irrespective of if his personal views are the same or not.
Now, get on with work. Anything exciting?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post German essay
and IR Spec write up.

Yay. :|
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds enthralling

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to point out that my Granddad
a retired trucker, thinks this is all hilarious. He loves Top Gear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post retired?
ahh.. I guess it's hard to handle a butchers knife once the rheumatism sets in ;P

OMG!! FIRE ME!! (please?)
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLCOPTERS
haahahahaaaa.

You're fired!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post woot!!
/goes on a 5 day drink & drugs binge to *ahem* drown my sorrows... anyone wanna come? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You're desription of a holiday
resembles my job.



*twists teh knife
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post willing to work..
long hours for no pay.. I just got fired too so I can start straight away!!
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's just been interviewed on Radio 4
and he stated that not one of his constituency complained to him about it, it's just that he 'knows what they think' and is airing their opinion for them.
Christ if any of these people saw the sort of shit that comes up on this site their heads would explode...
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post gah, he really is an idiot!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAARGGGGHHH.....
FUCK. THE FUCK. OFF. What the fucking christ is wrong with these people?!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this cos i`m too enflued to write more until I take my mucusade

(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Peter Sutcliffe
a lorry driver? Just saying is all...
 (thereisnopoons until, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If they fire a couple more "top" stars
The licence fee could be halved
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully
The bbc will man-the-fuck-up, and tell everyone to take some lighten up pills, 'cus they aint gonna let it happen.

Is a throw away joke really worth having him fired?

I also feel some politicians need to do the same thing, rather than pandering to everyone when they have reason to believe they are correct/doing the right thing about something. Though this would also require them to chin up and accept whole haeartedly when the evidence contradicts them. Which is apparently construed as weakness.

/un-thought out rant
 (I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post right last nose blow all my brain left so i have a clear head:
Clarkson made the "joke" and it is typical MrC: mildly reactionary, mildly irritating and mildly witty or attempting to be witty. I just thought when i heard it "5/10 see me, must get more incisive".

Clarkson is a clown and plays to this. Did I hear any specific mention to where DIM MP is from? no.
and it wasn`t left on a private individual`s answerphone.

He is a rebel without a comb because he doesn`t have enough hair, unlike Brand to whom a comb is just beyond his ability to learn how to use, like the difference between edgy and crassly stupid.

I agree that someone who committed a criminal offence in the supposed search for "laughs", should be pilloried, and woss who is my age should have had more sense and should have his bollocks kicked.

I think their fees ( our licences) should be renegotiated, as since advertising has taken a turn, they ( woss and clarkson, not dimboy who had very little residual)now won`t now be able to run away to private fees as large.

that feels better.

I think I blew only half my braincells out when I cleared my sinuses, oops
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If that comment was made 3 weeks ago,
it would not even had made the papers.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
VIZ had been making lorry-driver=murderer jokes years before the Ipswich ripper proved them right.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Constipated? Bowels Need Loosening?
This 'accidents in the workplace' government advert montage outta do it.....

I nearly messed myself
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That woman with the floppy hand
gave me the horn.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean
I think I've "fallen" for her!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That first one
gave me chills. Just increased my fears of ladders and hot oils 10x
 (tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post ODC Diet gets global news coverage!!!
Remember the OCD Diet I posted a week or so ago... well it seems some people have taken me rather too seriously!!

wtf???

It really comes to something when the people at NBC take someone like me seriously!!

and some more reading on the subject....

www.blogher.com/ocd-diet-rhyme-your-way-thin-puh-leez

people... learn this word.. satire... kthxbye
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, well done you

now eat some bacon with a flake on :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm chocolatey bacon

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think they really take it seriously...
...but woo at you being famous and more popular than Jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post aye...
I guess I was more shocked that they don't have anything more "worthy" to put in their local news section :)

I am flattered by the coverage tho - and 12.5k hits on the webby too.. woo
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
But silly merkins- Ham and Graham do not rhyme.

I will never say "gram crackers"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post it's also cheating!!
even if you do pronounce it "gram" .. it's "gram crackers"

You would have to make it something like "ham knackers & gram crackers" .. and that's just all sorts of wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely to make that rhyme you'd have to be eating haham.
Amusing ham. Which is tautologous. It'll never work.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I couldn't bring myself to eat anything...
... that was laughing at me on my plate oO
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell? :D
Hahahahahaha! Prizewinning numptiness on NBC's part.
Quick, write a book, put it on Amazon
.
.
.
4) profit!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!
But I do tend to agree with you. You would think that they would have other things to report on this week.

I like the copyright bit down at the bottom though like its their scoop so dont anybody else go picking up on this fantastic idea.

By the way I think hog roast on toast is an epic idea and plan on roasting a piggy tomorrow morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "-A Slim Jim with Pumpkin Pots de Creme"
how does that rhyme?
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mange Tout & Petit Filous
Rainbow Trout & Pint of Stout


I can see this working.
 (UTB, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Football! (Calm down)
Remember that Standard Liege team we saw play Everton off the park twice, and almost knock Liverpool out of the Champions League with their smart, attractive brand of pass and move football, combined with skill, flair and precision?

Here's their star striker getting his head stuck in a fairground ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to panic, the world has already ended
qntm.org/?board
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Christ, we're already dead.
I must have missed the memo.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It came as a surprise to me too
"Oh fuck, we've been destroyed. Typical, I was just about to order a new camera too."
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll skip that haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a miserable sod
aren't you?

You'll like this www.order-order.com/2008/11/home-secretarys-biometric-data.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post The best Christmas present ever.
Utterly superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it makes a crap piece of toast though
Its either burnt or raw
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I will have to order myself one of thoughs
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i got one of the skull and crossbones toasters
when i left my last job.. very unsatisfying... bits of toast with raw patches are definitely fail!
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post The best thing we've ever made I made this!
ITS FRY-Z

(this has already been banned from youtube, so watch it quick before vimeo bans it too)

contains swearing
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I like this an awful lot.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
we've been waiting to "darwin" stephen for ages!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, SIr
You have done it with great aplomb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *Yes*
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *thanks*
that is all too :)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post more of this please
although, awww Stephen...what have they done to you :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post we hope
he would approve
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i reckon it would
tickle his fancy....
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well this is the interweb
through the magic of contagious media it may one day find it's way to the godlike-fry.

(just finished reading moab is my washport, and enjoyed it)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i want him to adopt me
i think he's wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post have you read the autobiography?
some suprises in there, that only serve to bring you closer to the warmness of fry...a great read!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
He definitely will. He is big on the Internets.
 (the nightmare of cake, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
this is the best thing ever. Totally awesome. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yay...
glad you like it

we will endeavour to create more such lunacy
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post glad
you laughed, we like to make you all laugh
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Laughing is good.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaha holy fuck
This is amazing
 (Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fanfuckintastic - "Hit me!"
 (spork4life, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ace

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's truly full of win.

(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
But as a bit of constructive criticism

the mouth is too big in places
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post twas deliberate
we started off with a fairly normal looking mouth, but made it bigger as we believe a bigger mouth is a funnier mouth, it's a bit of comedy ramping...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking Christ, that's fucking amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 sec in is pure genius. "i got the rap patrol on the cat patrol"
lol rolf the whole shebang.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha!
Awesome stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE!
Has Mr Fry seen it? I'm pretty sure he'd approve.
 (the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh, so it was *you*...
i made the original :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mattl has moved to boston, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post yay...
thanks for the footage... i assume you wont bust my balls for copyright...mr gnu!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
it seems like fair use to me. be nice if you kept the license on there CC-BY-ND and the credits at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! mattl has moved to boston, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Is why the Internet was invented. One stand up round of applause for you sir!
 (Mr_B, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post thats frikkin awesome
though ole stephen does look a bit downs syndrome at times
 (furey, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Complete
Geeneearse.

Clicking brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I like you
This much
 (blipblop, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
For making my Bronchitis filled lungs break under the strain of laughter
 (Mr Man A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the cat, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:29, Reply)

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