Ex-MI5 Agent David Shayler Goes Completely Hatstand.
But has better legs than most women...
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Michel Jackson at age 40
In 1985 ebony magazine released a picture of what they thought MJ would look like in 2000. They weren't far off .
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:56,
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Michael Jackson's dead?
You wouldn't know it from the amount this link has been posted
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
Ide like to see the other celebs they aged
has that pic they did to show what jackson would have looked like if he had never had any surgery, i expected that to crop up at some point
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Jorvic, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:27,
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Cypress Hill : Hits From The Bong
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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I love this song.
We still need to get baked if you're around Bournemouth anytime soon.
Probably to this.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Used to bong it up at my mates listening to a medlay of old songs
Sun of a Preacher Man was one of them and someone always seemed to be bubbling away during the intro.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:49,
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inhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale, exhaaaaaaaaaaaaaale
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:53,
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Beyonce Dances to the Birdy Song
I don't think there has been any major editing here, funny nevertheless
Plus, hopefully not GC, didn't show up on a search
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Posh Girl apparently, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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works remarkably well!
Although i did have to turn it off before I get the urge to randomly run around the City with a machete
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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i love it
top find
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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in spain
its famous for in perfect timing to the song "paco, paco, paco"
big hit earlier this year on buenafuente
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge2fe60FvL8
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Ha! Love it
I have no idea what the lyrics to that song mean but I like that too
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Posh Girl apparently, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:03,
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probably for the best ;)
somehow ive managed to avoid this and I live in Spain!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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that
is so funny. modern 'dance' coupled with 80's nostalgianess.
toppest banana.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:42,
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This is the best thing ever, why can't I be such a good L plater? :(
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citricsquid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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Oh Hai!! The lol cat bible
Some people have far too much time on their hand. This is the entire bible translated in to lolcat speak.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:10,
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Heheh
I feel like reading the bible again might actually be possible now.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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LOL
I clicked I like and have even started replying to this, before I even clicked the link. Deffo Newsletter worthy!!
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Fuckin ace
Peter 2, chapter 2. Is liek teh puppeh who eateded his own vomit (ewww) and teh piggeh who iz playin in teh doo doo, lol!
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acab, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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This is why we need a nuclear holocaust.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:58,
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more lik
nucLOLar LOLocLOLst, amirite?!
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:20,
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this is great
3 Jeebus’ dad, Ceiling Cat, is win, cauze he gave us Jeebus and made him a zombie,4 and will let us has chzburgurs and cookies wit him latr,5 if u leik him.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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o jeebus
i iz laffn at this so much my whikaz az gon curly ;o)
NEEDS NEWSLETTER!
gazillion clicks gets this from me - brilliant find!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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Look Owt! A monstah cum outta teh urth!
An anothar monstar cumz form teh earth! Dis 1 can has too horn liek a lamb but soundz layk a dragn.12 An he haz teh powurz layk teh othar monstar. Ppl liek him 2.13 An he maeded Graet Wunderz: He r casting majik missel unto Urf. Scarey!14 An Evry1 wuz trixored. Letz maek a akshun film bcuz teh monstar iz strongar then Stevan Seegul.15 An Teh othar monstar maed evry1 watch teh film or he casted majik missil at tehm.16 An He maeded evry1 by it on vidio an dvd an teh speshun editiun. An maeded evry1 has markz on teh hed17 An U has a markz!! Or no moar cheezburgerz!
18 Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!
Cheeaz!
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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Ezekiel 25 - 17
Den Sam Jackson said: Teh walkies of the Ceiling Cat beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an George Boosh. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh beliefer cat cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud beliefer cat and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z scartchin yo ize out n such. (dere be sum despurting bout dis line, but dis as gud as any Ceiling Cat seeds, so et stayin)
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:35,
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Extra deadly wall of death
Motorcycle? Yawn
Motorcycle and car? Meh
Motorcycle and car with sidecar? Depends who's in the sidecar
Motorcycle and car with sidecar with a lion in it? Ah...
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
Without us on the earth, what traces of us would remain? What would disappear?
Found through a stumble, as most of my links are.
:-)
Edit: Should be fixed now. Ta Nobbly :)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
Interesting
Similar to a documentary shown on TV a few months ago, Life After People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3Vag0Ugu4). Just Googled that and it appears that a new, extended series is coming soon: www.history.com/content/life_after_people/about-the-show
Sounds like a B3TA image challenge doesn't it? 'Show us a world after people have long gone'...
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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there was an article in the new scietest about this
aaages ago, cant be arsed to try and dig it up. They used the blocked off area around chernobyl as a kinda case study to show how nature would recover and take over. The basic gist is that nature is thriving despite all the radiation, with no recorded defects in any of the plants or animals in the exclusion zone. There are of course many pictures from in chernobyl that have been posted recently to see for yourself how things are progressing.
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:56,
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Knitting - it's the new Rock N' Roll. Isn't it?
Some rather excellent knitted characters, including Han Solo, Hellboy and Ash out of Evil Dead. Here's my fave, Kraftwerk!
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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that photo is actually pretty fucking good lol
definitely frameable
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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brilliant
I particularly like Gene Hunt - I'd love to get hold of some of those knitting patterns....
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 1:18,
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For those of you who like Kraftwerk...
I made this!
A quick thing I made for a presentation a while ago.
It's a spoof of a Kraftwerk performance,
It's not exactly humourous , but I may make a 'funny' one later on.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)
Wall of Goodness V0.1*
I made this!
It's a bit of a bandwidth killer but it's a page of wall to wall youtube fun!
* I posted this a few days ago but I'm pearoasting because I've added a "Shitloads" option for when you really want to crash your browser!
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Autoplay... that's a really good idea...
that's a good idea... I haven't got a clue how I'd make it work but I'll have a bash at it.
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:42,
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Prior to this I had never seen Zombie cat,
And for that I thank you.
*clicky*
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)
Zombie cat kinda freaks me out,
I try not to stare directly at it... :)
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:40,
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Boozing monkeys in St. Kitts
Hey, if Amy Winehouse can spend all her time drunk in the Caribbean,why can't her primate cousins do the same?
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Shiksa, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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And the best thing is
A Drunk Monkey still sounds, smells, looks and sings better than amy shitehouse! the fucked up throw back skank!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)
Best divorce letter EVAHHH
Oh the genius of man. The subtleties of the cruelty, the graphic nastiness of the action... Practically perfect in every way. And he probably screwed HER too :)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
um.
it says 'best divorce letter' at the heading of the letter.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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I think
there was a little needless internet bandwidth used here... :)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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Movie quote generator
A fun little thing for changing movie quotes.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I love this.
I love the smell of semen in the morning.
Anyone know the missing word?
ed: I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take big juicy cocks anymore!
this is the best
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
'miss'
Miss Morning was my history teacher in Year 9. Phwooooar
(Okay, her name wasn't miss morning, but I can call her what I want! Still, phwoar!)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
"Houston, we have a penis."
I'm going to have much fun with this.
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Jonnee generic comment, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my anus. How he got in my anus, I don't know."
*titters*
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Jonnee generic comment, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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"Lions and tigers and dicking, oh my!"
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cunt on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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My mama always said life was like a box of cock.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel cocks?' Well, do ya, punk?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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Do not go into the glass cock. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
WINS!!!
It's against my programming to impersonate an arse biscuit.
This is lots of teh fun!
Last one:
Glass Cock? We ain't got no glass cock! We don't need no glass cock! I don't have to show you any stinking glass cock!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:35,
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haha
"And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best spastic in the world..."
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*giggles*
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old penis."
From A Cockwork Orange, Obviously.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a monkey"
Ha!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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I like this.
"That's no moon. It's a small Czechoslovakian dancing bear."
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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Awesome!
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the fuck.
You want the blue balls? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
When there's no more room in hell, the blue balls will walk the earth.
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Bumsex."
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)
this is stupendous!
"You can't handle the bumsex!"
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bumsex."
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"I find your lack of minge hair disturbing"
I got a fit of the giggles at that one.
*Clicks
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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ha!
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a wank stain lasts forever.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:50, Reply)
I feel the need, hte need for cunting!
Very entertaining :-)
Edit: You know the difference between me and you? I make bumberclats look good.
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:01,
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Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was babywipes killed the beast.
king kong! hours of fun clicky
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
awesome
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "My Name Is Jacob Dyer And I Live In Bristol. It Is Fantastic."
All work and no buttprostitutes makes Jack a dull boy.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my buttprostitutes. Prepare to die!
To your mum, and beyond!
Your Mum? Where we're going we don't need your mum.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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Simple things.
I did try rude words, but for some reason got the biggest giggles from this:
They may take away our kittens, but they'll never take our freedom!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
this one got me
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Tallywhacker."
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Arf! I love this already
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bananas on fire off the shoulder of Orion"
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:30,
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"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my anus. That's the price she has to pay."
Too true!!!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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Brilliant!
"Say hello to my little testicles!"
"Nobody puts testicles in a corner."
"Well, a knob's a knob, but they call it 'le knob.'"
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 1:58,
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Haha! Marvellous
When there's no more room in hell, the obese will walk the earth.
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I'm glad something's finally being done about this
It is awfully concerning
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Make your own stunt glass
For those of you who like to cook on a sunday, here is the recipe for the sugar glass used in movies. Enjoy
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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Stunts...
...Mmmm
JC's top ten - I love the man and this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1AwZN4ZYg
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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Nice collection
although am a little disappointed it was Jackie Chan stunts and not Jesus Christ stunts.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:05,
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Taking PCP with an Orangutan
NSFW
:D Silly trolling comedian, worth a watch if you like dry humour...
(only NSFW cause of the sweary bits)
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Darklord, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:53,
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its the same
"i took acid with my friend and we went out and found a troll but then when i sobered up it was an autistic kid" story that's on QOTW every day.
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connor, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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yupp....
oooold story, old urban legend/joke.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:58,
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eh???
peace and love with PCP? Does not compute.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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Mental.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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Pooh?? He wants to "do" a loveable fictional bear?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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he's a fucking furry, obviously
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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what softare do people use...
for these vid remixes usually? (see also Joel Vietch's "bite me on the vagina"). Is there a software of choice for this kind of thing, or do people do the music then match the vids in video editing software later?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:00,
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Deep sea underwater explosion - a must see!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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You done a nawty.
I'm telling.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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The lord doth say in the good book of FAQ, that no screamers shall we see unto the board of link
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Furness, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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I started it;
I saw it was a generic video, nothing special was going to happen;
I paused it;
I read the comments;
I flicked through it with the mouse;
I was left thoroughly lacking in amusements or informants.
This is not /links material; I feel cheated.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Go figure, a screamer. (ooh how original)
This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this"
I'm slagging this one. Damn kids...
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)
That was an interesting video
entirely ruined by being made into a screamer.
Shame.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:47,
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Just keeping the dogs vs cats debate going a bit longer.
This is why dogs are better than cats. And most people I know. Better than me, certainly.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)
One of our lesser known bands
Down here in Oz.
Still, hoping this trck will make it for them.
Night Night From Sydney!
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:59,
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