The 10 Best Pictures Of Mick Jagger Watching The World Cup
Classic Jagger....
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Which also reminded me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqMFxDyLMI
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Dont you know that this is GC?
and possibly fake...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:36,
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SPLITTER!!!
:-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:42,
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HE IS NOT THE MESSIAH HE IS A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58,
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Apologies for GC
I didn't actually realise, I only read it in ze newspaper this morning :P
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Ah,
you should always come here first :-) To be fair, it was on a different website...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Man paints mountain white
Interesting idea of painting the rocks of a former glacial mountain in Peru - reflecting the sun to make the mountain cooler, and restore the glacier.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:18, Reply)
Interesting link.
There's a certain (very high) level of comittment being displayed here.
I got pissed-off about 10 minutes into painting my dining room walls.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36,
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The Poke - new spoof news website
I made this!
We just launched our spoof news site, The Poke - updated daily (Monday to Friday) hope you enjoy it..and if you do please spread the word of follow us on Twitter @pokehq
Ta V Much indeed...
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:12, Reply)
There are some good articles on their...
its a shame that he prolly wont contribute and then get flamed by spam nazis.
www.thepoke.co.uk/index.php/2010/06/18/french-ban-shrugging/
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:15,
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Member for 6 days... posted one link.....
Me thinks he has gone about this in the wrong way...
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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:17,
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Thats true...
I might have to reluctantly get out my spamhammer...
edit: but 'the french ban shrugging'. Thats genius!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:20,
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i dont think spam nazis should be given the name nazis.
its a service they do. they should be called Spam Alliance or something
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:32, Reply)
The national spam front of Judea?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:35,
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I wish people didn't
call new users spammers unless they are trying to sell you something or posting something completely irrelevant to b3ta's tone.
There's some good jokes here, so it would be sad if they were put off joining in more after an unfair flaming.
Surely it's good that people who make funny stuff are attracted here?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:18,
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It is,
I agree, however, I have seen too many times this sort of thing turn sour. And I havent called spam, just wished it wasnt. I have welcomed him and gave a few pointers. Which is nice for me, I normally start off by swearing :-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:32,
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Fair enough.
I've just seen a few new members get unfairly flamed for promoting stuff recently.
Even if they don't want to join in, I think it's fair enough if they want to show off something they've made as long as they've taken time to judge the tone of the site and think we'd like it. You can usually tell if they've just typed "comedy forum" into Google and are posting it everywhere as they'll post on the main board, not the links board.
That said, I'm more than happy to see any marketing companies' cynical attempts to get a free advert ripped into.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:44,
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I really hope this isnt spam...
www.thepoke.co.uk/index.php/2010/07/02/danny-dyer-to-teach-robots-the-essence-of-humanity-2/
'cause its not a bad site :-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:13,
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's alright :-)
Just contribute like you have but dont fill the board with just your website every day/hour/10 minutes and everything should be fine...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:22,
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Good,
give a few hours and post some kittens:-) There is nothing stopping you putting you website in your sig...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:38,
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ignore him, just post what you want
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:50,
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HaHaHa!
This is pretty good.
As RBF says, get involved with the b3ta community, and you'll be welcomed.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:29,
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EU law rejects claims by 'health food' manufacturers
Amongst claims rejected:
- apple cider vinegar can improve bowel movement
- cranberry juice can reduce the risk of urinary tract infection in women
- the probiotic Lactobacillus plantarum supports the immune system
- sugar-free chewing gum can reduce dental plaque
with thousands more claims to process. Holland & Barret and Yakult declined to comment.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 7:15, Reply)
This is a good thing
Of around 900 claims so far examined, a massive 80% have been rejected......
"The regulation is killing this industry and the job losses are already being felt."
An industry that preys on the gulible isn;t an industry that I want to see thriving.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:36,
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That's it then
I'm back on the full sugar Juicy Fruit
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:47,
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hmmm that's on the daily fail site
I would question those to be honest.
Sugar free gum doesn't claim to reduce plaque at all, it claims to have preventative effects. Nothing claims to reduce plaque does it? Calcified plaque can only be removed via one of those pointy scrapey things or a high pressure dental jet. Also if the british dental association have credited it, then I'd rather trust them than some european organisation.
Also I'm dubious of their debunking of Glucosamine, that shit is used all over the place because it has highly beneficial effects on a wide range of the body, including cell regrowth which is why glutamine (which is what Glucosamine gets metabolised into afaik) is given to bed ridden patients to help prevent muscle decay. Helping prevent the breakdown of tissue around joints would help prevent ailements of the joints.
I call bullshit.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:52,
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Some european organisation?
That's right, just the small and little known European Union, most likely some understaffed department of the Commission.
The link is BBC news, not Daily M, and it's a real law pursuing real claims by real companies. Some products may be good for some things, but do not really deliver all that's claimed of them (glocusamine may be a case in point).
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
(oops my wrong, thought it was fail, but then some bbc stuff is on that level) Some might not deliver all that's claimed
indeed, but do you honestly think that EU standards commision get it right all the time? Personally I trust our own governing bodies above anything that the EU then throw over the top. And sugar free gum being chewed after eating is one of them, if they can't even test that one correctly then how the fuck can they get the others right?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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For me
I trust EU bodies more than our national government as they're less likely to be influenced by local or national political issues.
Anyway, take a look at this link which has a list of all the investigations to date: they're taking specific claims for nutritional or health outcomes and then looking at the evidence to see if the claims are supported. The process looks transparent to me. Who'd have thought that there's no scientific evidence that prunes help you crap? Those old wives didn't know what they were talking about.
The claim about sugar free chewing gum and plaque reduction is here and is specific to plaque reduction rather than any other benefits. On the other hand this one refers to other health benfits and fins that sugar-free chewing gum can increase plaque acid neutralisation, maintain tooth mineralisation and reduce oral dryness, but that there's no evidence to support maintaining 'normal body weight'. Sounds ok to me.
Interesting to read through some of those claims - most are not supported by evidence. Doesn't say that they don't exist, just that the claims cannot be scientifically justified. Which some people might say is the same thing.
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If the EU is less likely to be influence by local or national political issues
then explain the CAP
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Exactly the point
EU is constrained by what national governments will agree to when making laws - it's the Council of Ministers & Euro parliament who have to agree to CAP, and they are all country representatives thinking about the right thing for their country, not Europe. The safety regulations in the link are made by the Commission and related bodies, and they have a very different agenda - talk to people in the commission and they want to abolish or at least massively change CAP. It's country governemtns who won't let it happen.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
hahaha
1st smile of the day - cheers ears!
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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:04,
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Hahaa
I was in such a bad mood but you have turned this all around. I would love to see a whole heap of turtles doing this!
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dazzyboy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:57,
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I didnt realise their shells were so sensitive...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:12,
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although rare, albino turtles shells are even more sensitive
to the point that they are quite 'ticklish'
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Dr Drink, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:57,
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I'm gonna have to find me one of them!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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Think..
Thats a terrapin, a species of evil turtle that likes to bite fingers and is generally a cunt. Bet he's got a lump hammer in the other hand.
Sexy arse mind
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
GRRRRR
See, now I have to go and watch the Benassi Satisfaction video in the knowledge that the seed for the upcoming wank was THIS.
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collapsibletank procreates, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:59,
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yay
certainly beats the other turtle vs pigeon video...
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:59,
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Grandad falling down the stairs
Is what we hilariously call terrible beat mixing of that order.
It's well executed, well observed, well good etc...but I wonder if the effort to gag ratio is justifiable. I do likey nonetheless.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:35, Reply)
I guess it's a bit of a djing in-joke
still funny though!
this one is good too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjbvYJ45W84
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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:47,
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after hearing quite a few live sets by Oakenfold
this isn't far off his mixing capabilities as of late.
Edit: Just downloaded one from New Year of Oakenfolds just incase they were off days, within the first 30 seconds he fucks up by increasing the speed really sharply by about 3bpm. Smooth!
ouch my ears! worth listening to just hear what his mixes have become...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:31,
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This made me laugh!
Have a *click*.
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26,
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That's far better than it should be.
*clicks*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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Someone mentioned japanese space cars…?
would be interesting to see the owner's hairstyles too
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Some of the more understated ones are really cool
the others, not so much...
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Jorvic, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:14,
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How to make a video pitch that wangles you a TV series... seriously!!
I made this!
I sent this to Lonely Planet Television in Australia in the summer of 2008. They went for it, and now my eight-part TV show ("Graham's World") is getting shown on the Nat Geo Adventure channel in Asia and Australia and will be shown on the BBC later this year.
If any of you are looking to do something similar and have got a kick-ass idea (as I'm sure many of you have) this is the kind of thing that TV producers want to see. Be excited, get them excited.
The music on this video has been changed (because you know what YouTube are like). The original tracks I used were Sunrise by Pulp, Requiem For A Tower and Hoppipola by Sigur Ros.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Well done!
I was wondering how far along on that journey you were. Congratulations.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:23,
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Top notch.
Look forward to seeing it.
I take it's been a few years before it got picked up by a production company, seeing the "January 2009" start date. Full marks for persistance.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:31,
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No no - I *did* start the journey in January 2009!!
It just takes this long for them to edit the stuff and put it on the tellybox!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Nicely done.
I remember seeing some of your stuff on here a while back.
Great follow up story and looks like a good show.
Rock on.
Make sure you slip as many purple cocks past post-production as you can.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:17,
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had to google the Conch Republic, not sure if that counts!
or was that a test to see if anyone actually read the list?
still, well done!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:57,
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It was
And you passed the test, earning you a gold star and a jelly baby.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Cool. Well done.
Remember to let us know when it's going to be on the BBC.
I have a habit of missing stuff I really want to watch.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:32,
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THANKS FOR STEALING MY IDEA MAN!
But congrats anyway.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:20,
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Erm?
In the title sequence when the names of the countries are flashing towards the viewer, did I happen to spot the word Ginger flying at my face?
If so I hope this made it into the finished article.
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Cast of "Frasier" does "Star Trek Voyager"
Ronseal. Got NO idea of it's origins though...."Saturday night live" perhaps??
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Star Trek 30th Anniversary Special
according to Memory Alpha
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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 4:21,
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I got puppies!
5 healthy English Bull Terrier pups born on 01/07/10 - all doing well and outside the danger period!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:59,
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lol - some Zappa!
it works here but jewlube wont have a bar of it - enjoy!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:04,
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The little rascals are born thirsty . . . fun for the whole family !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:29,
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naaaaahhhhhh!
(see my previous vid!)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:17,
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5 seconds.
I made this!
It's only 5 seconds, you might as well watch it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:37,
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Hehe!
Was that planned or did it just magically happen perfectly?
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:51,
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It was planned, yeah.
First take.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:59,
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Hats off to that man!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:20,
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Ringer . . . maximum points !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:33,
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brilliant! can't stop watching it...
www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=q-rs3nzuImE
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 3:07,
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Lysergic Dust
I made this!
Another trippy chillout tune I knocked up today. Bit of Orson Welles sampled in... as well as soundbites from 'Peeping Tom'. I'll never explain why.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:34,
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Nice Mind Dust :":":":":":":":
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32,
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That's great.
The t-shirt but no pants look really does make it appear like the end of a good night.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:48,
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ultimate lols.
It has everything.
It has an orangutang. Being sick. And someone comforting it. And a man taking a pic on his phone going 'lolz'. And an arse crack....
...but where is the photo that the man in the photo is taking? Hmmmm?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:11,
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Searched around to find that very picture...
Turns out it's not real. It's a sculpture.
http://www.leokoenig.com/static/dyn-images/15/15303.jpeg
But this is real... luckily
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD9tbSv8AYs
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:41,
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As amazing as the art is,
I feel slightly let down.
I wanted to believe.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:54,
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Amount of vomit on wall.... angle of arm... skirting board on wall... all different.
Keep believing! :)
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Flash_Bastard, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:38,
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Reminds me of this:
www.funnypictures.net.au/images/unexplainable-this-picture-cannot-be-explained-dem1.JPG
*clicks*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Dogs Wiping Their Bums
I made this!
I woke up this morning and decided the world needed a compilation video of dogs wiping their bums. No idea why.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)
the 2 were made for each other!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:21,
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As if ol' JS found a way to put some mikes up their bottoms
and just recorded the lot.
Could be an indie pop festival in that somewhere.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Is that what the O2 festival is anyway?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:38,
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I'm Sure He'd Agree
...I'm sure this is exactly what the late composer was thinking while he wrote this peice.
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:30, Reply)
that made me laugh!
the music's spot on :D
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:19,
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great
the first was the funniest for me, he looked old but clearly wise as he had a a nice little hill.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
The world is now complete.
No more submissions required to youtube :)
Thank you and good night!
*begin national anthem*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
hahaha!
Brilliant!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:40,
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Hahaha
The music was spot on for it. Top stuff
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:51,
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It scares me how utterly superb this is.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:04,
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can someone please explain why I find this so funny?
*click*
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spesh., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:40,
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But aren't they itching their worms,
rather than wiping their bums?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:56,
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Or they have blocked anal glands and are trying to unblock them.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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not like you to know about poo stuff etc
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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Yes
This is called "scooting" in the trade. Not sure what trade that is, but it's on good authority.
If a dog does this regularly, the anal glands are probably blocked. It's a very unpleasant condition and you should see a vet.
Doing so is better than Vanish for your carpet. FACT.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Carpet Burns
I've always known this delightful behaviour as 'tobogganing'.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
^^^
This
Although the original was a lovely way to start my saturday.
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:54,
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Ace.
No Border Collies I note.
*likes Border Collies*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:17,
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Cream carpets and doggy bottoms
Can't believe how many cream coloured carpets are in that clip - presume they use some sort of spot cleaner afterwards...
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
You're Right!
The world was crying out for this! I am actually wiping away tears as I type.
Pure Class.
Not so funny mind you when my cat did this right through the house leaving a poo stripe in every room with an open door!
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Brilliant com-pile-ation
Doesn't beat chasing a cat that ate an elastic band the day before though.
Like chasing a butcher's dog that got the sausages.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Million giraffe project
In line with the current image challenge, this project to gather a million non-digitally created giraffes has been running for a while and is on schedule, but isnt quite there yet.
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